#but yeah you're right AU willow would not buy that at all.

[crimeronan]

AU Willow not buying Canon Amity's deal for a goddamn second would be heartbreaking because she's been hurt for too long and doesn't know WHY Amity broke their friendship

canon amity is like well. i see giving you temporary brain damage and making you try to actually honest to fucking god kill me was the best thing i've ever done for our relationship. so glad i no longer have to feel guilty about all of that <-Still Feels Guilty About All Of That

[moistmailman]

Robin Hood AU

Weiss, yawning: Morning, Klein.

Klein: Good Morning, Missy. Your breakfast is waiting for you on the table.

Weiss, smiling: Thanks.

Klein: Fair warning though. I will avoid your father for the day. He's a real bad mood.

Weiss: Like usual. What's eating him this time?

Klein: It appears that his second house was burglarized last evening, and he lost thousands of dollars in stuff.

Weiss: Oh damn. Really?

Klein: Yep. He’s been in a sour mood all morning. If I use say, it’s quite humorous in a way.

Weiss, chuckling: So avoid my father all day. Got it.

Klein: Actually he won’t be in the house for that long. He’s going to spend the weekend at the second house to take inventory, so that’s a relief.

Weiss: So some lucky guy out there stoke thousands of dollars from my father? Hope he buys something good with that money.

Klein: Hope she, madam.

Weiss: Hmm?

Klein: We already know who stole the money.

Weiss: What? Who?

Klein: Pyrrha Nikos.

Weiss: Who?

Klein: She’s an upcoming criminal master mind that steal from the very rich, yet never profit from any of it.

Weiss: What do you mean?

Klein: She apparently gives everything she ever steals to poor neighborhoods, and never keep a dime for herself. She’s really good at covering her tracks too, because they are never able to track what neighborhood she sent the money too.

Weiss: Sounds like some sort of folk tale hero. Has anyone even seen her?

Klein: Ah Yes. There are some police sketches of the woman. I’m sure you can find them online somewhere.

Weiss, shrugging: Okay then. *Pull our scroll and starts typing in the name*

Weiss: Tsk Tsk, lets see, Hmm......whoa!? Is this her?!

Klein: Yes. That’s the one.

Weiss, blushing: Holy shit. She’s....so so fucking hot. My god.

Klein: She’s been stealing from rich people since—

Weiss: I mean, look at her face! It’s flawless! And don’t even get my started on her body! My God! What I wouldn't do to spend a night with this woman! *Bites lip*

Klein:.....madam?

Weiss, out of her stupor: Huh?

Klein: Are you alright?

Weiss, blushing: O-oh, yeah. Sorry.

Klein: Anyway, your father had told to tell you to make sure every one of our windows are locked tight tonight, just in case Pyrrha Nikos try to break into this house, since your father won't be here.

Weiss: Lock all the windows? You really think she'd be bold enough to break into an occupied mansion?

Klein: She's done it before. The CEO of Amazonian reported thousands of dollars missing from safe one morning, and he knew it was there yesterday, since he counted it then.

Weiss: Wow, she must be really good then.

Klein: She is. So make sure you know keep every window locked.

Weiss: Got it.

*ABRUBT CUTAWAY LATER, AT NIGHT*

Weiss: *immediately opens her bedroom window*

Weiss, smiling eagerly: Please show up! Please show up! Please show up!

*LATER*

Pyrrha, climbing through the window: *quietly* Guess they forgot to close one of the hundreds of windows here— what the?

*Pyrrha looks on the ground before entering to see hundreds of rose petals littering the floor*

Pyrrha: Uh.......

*Pyrrha slowly follows the trails of rose buds to see it leads to the bed, which had Weiss in it, wearing a skimpy night dress*

Pyrrha, blushing: W-what?

Weiss, feigning fear: Oh no. It's Pyrrha Nikos. What ever will I do. I sure hope you don't take advantage of a girl like me.

Pyrrha, blushing even more: *trying and failing not to stare* W-what?!

Weiss, feigning fear: And I really hope you don't find the handcuffs that are in my nightstand, because my bed frame is sturdy enough to keep me in place.

Pyrrha: What?!

Weiss, feigning fear: I please Lord don't find that riding crop that is right behind you on my dresser. The black leather one right there ungaurded.

Pyrrha, face on fire: W-what on Earth is going on— I wouldn't do any of that to you!

Weiss, frowning: What? Why not?

Pyrrha, confused: W-what?

Weiss: Why wouldn't you? A-am I not pretty enough?

Pyrrha: What? I came here for—

Weiss: Are my boobs too small, or am I too short? Do you hate white hair?

Pyrrha: No! I never said that!

Weiss: Then why won't you punish me for being a bad rich girl!

Pyrrha: Because I— what is going on?! What is happening right now?! I was not anticipating anything like this when I climbed through that window! I have literally no idea how to handle this situation.

Weiss: You can start by railing me into submission.

Pyrrha: I was planning on robbing your house! Why would you want that?! Shouldn't you call the cops?!

Weiss: No! And because this is my father's house not mine, I'm lonely and needy, and you're very attractive. Now please rail me!

Pyrrha: I-I'm not going- *shakes head to get rid of lewd thoughts* I'm not going to do that!

Weiss:....I sense hesitation in your voice. You're thinking about it, aren't you? I know we both must have needs.

Pyrrha, face matching her hair: N-no! I-I w-would nev— no! I'm not!

Weiss: Look, I know that robbing rich people can be a very stressful job, right? Any night you can be caught and put in jail for the rest of your life.

Pyrrha:......yes...

Weiss: So how about I help you....'get rid' of that pent of stress of yours then?

Pyrrha, blushing madly:.........

Weiss: Wouldnt you want to get rid of that stress of yours? It's the silent killer after all. I can help with that all night long~

Pyrrha:..........

Weiss:......these rooms are sound proof by the way. So you can be as rough as you want~

Pyrrha:........*walks away*

Weiss: *frowns*

Pyrrha: *Walks towards riding crop and picks it up*

Weiss: *smiles*

Pyrrha, serious voice: Comm'ere.

Weiss, smiling happily: Oh my God! This is even hotter than I imagined!

*MEANWHILE, IN ANOTHER ROOM*

Willow, lying in bed with a skimpy night dress on, with her window wide open:.........I knew I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up.

[fishball-and-sweet-potato]

Zero O'Clock - BirdCop Celebration + GIF Challenge (MLQC AU)

I just wanna join. I actually want to post this fic at ARMY day (9th of July), but here it is anyway!

Pairing : Leah Hong (MC) x Gavin Bai

Warning : triggering events (containing insecurity and anxiety)

Disclaimer : Leah is MC in this AU. In this AU, there is no Evol.

Genre : fluff

Words : 1,542

NB : this fic is also inspired from this song

“Leah, you should go home now. You just left the hospital yesterday, your body still needs time to be fully recovered,” Anna slowly shaked my body, waking me up.

Leah corrected her posture, “yeah, I know I should. But I don’t want to become a burden for all of you, and especially that’s because I’m in charge of this company now. I just feel like I’m the one that should be my fellow workers’ strength, and I failed you all, even my father…” unbeknownst to her, her eyes felt hot. Leah wanted to continue but her brain couldn’t process her emotions right now.

“No, you’re not. And believe me, we all have made mistakes when that talk show was supposed to be aired live. But still, we managed to do it well at last thanks to the content and technical errors,” Willow tried to assure her. Three days ago, Leah had a chance to interview Mrs. Peng, the owner of a well-known bak kut teh* shop named Seventh Heaven. The topic was about business’ survival strategies for small and medium enterprises amidst the economic crisis. Suddenly, her stomach felt painful and she couldn’t suppress it despite all her efforts, until she fainted. The first thing she thought when she gained my consciousness was, she was such an unprofessional disgrace for this show.

“I want to see the editing process for a while,” Leah replied, still refusing to do nothing.

“Boss, we can also lend you a shoulder. I’ll send it straight to you when it’s finished. Okay?” Kiki patted her shoulder.

Before Leah nodded in defeat, Minor continued, “Boss, I’m sorry for the shift of topic, but Gavin said to me that he will come to your house around 10 pm.”

She yawned, “why didn’t he tell me directly?”

Minor rolled his eyes, but suddenly he had a flustered look on his face, “eh, sorry, he already contacted you several times, but no answer from you.”

Leah checked my phone, it had no power. “Oh God, why am I so stupid? Gavin is definitely angry with me now,” she said resenting herself. The fact that she had done this earlier consumed all her sanity. She immediately turned on her phone, and her eyes almost popped out from their sockets seeing the amount of missed calls. The fact that this day was July 28th made her more shocked. “Okay, I gotta go now,” she said after her friends kept telling me the editing was almost finished.

Leah went to Seventh Heaven. Amidst the crowd, she could still hear the voice she knew really well greeted her first, “Leah, are you feeling better?”

“Mrs. Peng!” Leah slightly raised her voice and fastened her pace towards the middle-aged woman. “Yeah, I’m healthy now! I’m… I’m sorry…” suddenly the scene flashed her mind, her body felt heavy.

“You don’t need to. Let’s go inside,” Mrs. Peng replied, dragging her into the shop.

“I think the technical errors are made up…” Leah couldn’t help but loathed everything around her.

Mrs. Peng patted her, “we can’t prevent unexpected things from happening. Instead, the only thing we could do is to find ways so it would be meaningful.”

While Leah was digesting her words, Gavin’s smile entered her thought and erased her anxiety, “I want to buy two portions of pork tenderloin soup, one portion of fish soup, and one braised pork belly. All takeaways, please.”

“For who?” Mrs. Peng giggled. “Let me guess, your policeman friend…”

Leah blushed and tried to hide her embarrassment with all her might, “uh, Gavin, tomorrow is his birthday.”

Not long after, a waitress handed her orders. Leah waved goodbye at Mrs. Peng. Her home was quite far from her company and the shop, so she had to take a bus ride. She was listening to her favourite song, not realizing that she dozed off.

You know those days

Those days where you're sad for no reason

And it looks like everyone else except you is busy and fierce

Those days where your body is heavy

My feet won't set off, though it seems like I'm already too late

I'm hateful of the whole world

Yeah, here and there are click-clacking speed bumps

My heart grows crumpled and my words lessen

Why the hell? I ran so hard

Oh why to me

A bell sound gave her consciousness back. Finance Street Halt, Leah could read the sign clearly and hear the sound of the broadcaster telling the passengers to pay when they intended to leave the bus repeatedly. She hurriedly ran to my home, opened her phone. She just realized that she hadn’t replied to Gavin's messages. Without a second thought, she spammed him her apology. Not seeing any signs of his reply, she attempted to sleep because she was really beaten up. The only thing that kept her awake was the clock, reminding her of her faults and it was already 10.30 pm. She continued listening to the song, so she could relieve her stomach pain and irregular, fast-paced heartbeat.

Come home and lie in bed

Dizzy night, looking at the clock

Thinking if it was my fault?

Soon it will be midnight

When her mind was about to drift off, the bell rang. “Coming,” Leah said, running to the door. The first thing she saw after opening the door made her heart want to leap, but getting crumpled instead. Gavin was in his casual clothes, but with a solemn look on his face. “Gavin, you’re late. Come in,” she said, inviting him to enter her home. He only followed her without uttering any single word.

After both of them sat, he started speaking, “I’m sorry for not telling you, I just finished my work. Leah, have you eaten?”

Leah shook her head, “actually, I bought food from Seventh Heaven. Mrs. Peng is really generous despite all my mistakes.”

Seeing her held back her tears, Gavin approached her, then she felt a pair of warm arms encircled her. “You have done your best, Leah.”

“I’m just a nuisance,” she said coldly. “And yeah, the audience wasn’t really impressed because the airing time was rescheduled. That makes me think that I should get lost forever. And I even forget to return your calls...”

A pair of amber eyes pierced through her soul’s window, his hand patted her head gently, “I’m hateful of the world too. But, about the last thing, that makes me dead worried. Have I done something wrong? Because all I got is my own echo.”

Somehow, she finally managed to let out a laugh, “Minor told me that too. No, actually I’m just dumb. I forgot to charge my phone.”

Gavin sighed, a small but sincere smile curved from his mouth. “I’m here to accompany you tonight.”

Thanks to him, Leah felt much better. “Let’s eat now. I’ve been waiting for you so we can start making our tummy happy!” She was beyond glad because he loved the bak kut teh.

After the dinner was finished, she held his hand while guiding him to her bedroom. Gavin always gave her warmth despite his cold exterior. “Listen to this song with me, it really helps me cope with the present situation.”

Gavin was confused when he put one side of my earphones, “what song?” 

God, how Leah wished she could cuddle him. She showed him the English translation in order to make him understand the meaning better. He was a bit sulky that she liked the boy group that sang it a bit too much, but he tried hard to hide it by cuddling her tight.

It won't be something like that

Will something be different?

But this day will be over

When the minute and second hands overlap

The world holds its breath for a little while

Zero o’clock

Her reminder popped up. It was already July 29th, zero o’clock. They kept listening to the song.

(Ooh-ooh) And you're gonna be happy

(Ooh-ooh) And you're gonna be happy

Like that snow that just settled down

Let's breathe, like the first time

(Ooh-ooh) And you're gonna be happy

(Ooh-ooh) And you're gonna be happy

Turn this all around

When everything is new, zero o'clock

Leah paused the song, pulled herself from his cuddle, “happy birthday, Potato. I hope at this new year of your life, you’ll be happier and healthier.”

Gavin cuddled her again, “thank you so much, my Pumpkin. My wish is the same for you. I hope I’ll be the one who makes you get the happiness you deserve.”

She blushed, how could he be so smooth at times. He laughed at my reddened face. “Why are you laughing? Let us pray,” she said to divert her embarrassment.

They were holding hands, silently pouring all their wishes.

Put my hands together to pray

It'll be better, for me

Hoping that tomorrow I'll laugh more, for me

When this song ends

May a new song begin

Hoping that I'll be a little happier, yeah

Gavin caressed her hair after he saw her yawned. “Sleepy?”

“Yeah, finally. But I’m joyful because it’s the tranquility that makes me sleepy, not the usual tiredness,” Leah snuggled closer to him.

“Sweet dreams for us, then,” he closed his eyes, hugging her in their sleep.

*bak kut teh : a pork ribs / meat soup dish with salted vegetables (this is how it looks like)

This is the GIF :))