#but yeah this was really hot just with ARI tbh 🥹🥹🥹🥹🤭🤭🤭

[evansbby]

…ahem. you asked for this.

thicc corporate lawyer andy who has a sparkling reputation and is as strategic and relentless as he is handsome and rich. in a desperate bid to save their marriage and keep up appearances, his wife has agreed to him having an extracurricular love life, but unbeknownst to andy, she’s hired you to fill the position of mistress. in doing so, she hoped to maintain control over her predicament, but she was ill-prepared for how enamored you and andy have become with one another. you have practically nothing in common, but this middle-aged man is the best sex you have ever had, and you can’t get enough of him.

he dotes on you, making sure you have the best of everything at excess. he chastises you about your eating habits (not enough food!) and trendy (too much skin!) wardrobe. you sleep in his lap while he answers emails in the backseat of his town car.

your new favorite hobby has become reducing this fearsome and much-lauded man into a flustered, frustrated mess. grinding on him while he takes his business calls, strutting around naked or sparsely dressed in front of staff, saying lewd and outrageous things in front of his colleagues,  etc. you’ve become somewhat of a glutton for punishment, particularly the kind that andy likes to dole out.

COME TO THE DARK SIDEE !!!!!

😐😐😐😐

See, i just kept imagining Ari 🤧🤧 bc sugar daddy Ari is soooo hot and sweet and doting and perfect! Andy, as previously established, would not be a good sugar daddy!

That being said, why is his wife hiring women to sleep with him??? How does that give her any control bc whoever she hires is still gonna sleep with him?? 😭😭😭 and what if he’s fucking other women as well as the one the wife hired!?! Basically the wife is SPENDING HER MONEY to have another woman sleep with her husband?!? 😭😭😭😭😭 (actually this makes perfect sense, if i was Andy Barber’s wife, I’d pay someone else to have an affair with him too just to keep him away from me!)

Although i have to say, “you sleep in his lap while he answers emails in the backseat of his town car” is hot 😍😍😍😍