#but yeaaaa im very proud of myself :3
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IM A REAL GAMER NOW
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screampied · 3 months ago
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heyo vaygus 💪🏼 i jus woke up 🥱🥱🥱
nawrrr, i hope it gets better for you, make sure to have hella fun at hiking !! <333 that’s gud LETS. STAY. POSITIVE 💪🏼
OMFG YOU PLAY VOLLEY ??? I WANTED TO START A SPORT THIS YEAR AND I THOUGHT ABOUT VOLLEY ‼️‼️ how it is ? would you recommend ?
can’t wait for your 2 fics, but i saw you started a virgin series 😈😈😈 how do you manage to start so many series at the same time 😭
YES I SAW BRAZIL TOO BUT HAVE YOU SEEN SIMONE ??? AND LMAOOOO HAVE YOU SEEN THE GUY WHO GOT BETRAYED BY HIS OWN PENIS JAJAJAJAJAJJAJA the headlines were so fckn funny 😭 yeah the breakdancing was…peculiar 🥰🥰🥰
ohhh so that’s love and deep space i heard about it but i never knew what is it about, what kind of game it is ?
ahhh i think i confused you but i’m not writing smut i was just calling you sexy (if it’s okay with you!!)😞😞😞 but thanks for the tips i’ll try to apply them! i write for brazil hinata bc i have a crazy about him brainrot atm… do you have some dialogue tips ? or any tips i can use for the ambiance like how can i describe it smoothly ? sorry i’m asking a lil too much but i really sick at that and i think it’s gonna be my first long fic…😭😭
don’t forget to take care of you and not to overwork yourself, drink and eat sufficiently, hope you have better days begas!!💕💕💕xxx
-🌟
hiiii star i hope you slept well 💓!!
i’m doing pretty better now, i think it’s bc i’m approaching shark week soon 🫡 the cramps are killing me maaaan. i don’t think we’ll make it out alive but we’ll try 💔. MWAAAAH THANK YEW
YEAAAA i play volleyball. i’m my team’s setter and our season is about to start back soon so m excited for that. i missed it BADDD. it’s very fun especially when it’s competitive—i recommend!! beach volleyball is fun also
feheheh thank yew 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️💓 yes i did, y’know i really don’t know either! i have a habit of starting new stuff and not finishing the rest, i get bored so easily but i just had to </3 but i make sure to take lots of breaks ‘n pace myself :P
YESSS SIMONE IS INSANEEEE. she did so good m so proud of her. rebecca from brazil too i was stunned >>>> gymnastics is so fun to watch ahh. LMAO THE BREAKDANCING i’m surprising that’s considering a sport let alone in the olympics but yk 🧍🏽‍♀️🧍🏽‍♀️
ya !!!! it’s basically a gacha game and it’s kind of like genshin impact / obey me if you heard of that. it’s very story driven and it’s so good so far, you can wish for characters and battle to get rewards n it’s also super cute side tasks to build relationships with the male characters.
OH HELP IM EMBARRASSED. well 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️. oooh okay i see! for dialogue, i find it easy to describe dialogue by simple talking out loud to see if it flows well. i also use synonyms to build up my sentences and make them stronger. depending on the character, ill add humor / cockiness, etc. but its okay no worries !!! long fics yummy i bet it’d be amazing xx
BUT THANKKKK U i appreciate you sm <3 you too, luv 💓✨
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awhst-alt · 3 years ago
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I HAD THE BEST BYLER DREAM LAST NIGHT AND I REALLY WANNA SHARE IT WITH YOU ALL
it's so long (literally 2k words) so im gonna put it under the cut haha <3
so basically this would take place after mike and will start dating or something, idk exactly the time frame (i picture them being like 18 or something and this is the summer before college) and will goes to this summer arts program for like 2/3 months (i dunno how long american summer is but something like that) and its all the way far from home so there is dorms and stuff and he's "not in hawkins anymore" (no pun intended)
mike and will decide after will finishes his school they'd go to college together (cuz they're gonna be comic book artists together bc thats boyfriend shit) so throughout these months he's practically just waiting for will (<333333)
so one specific scene i remember from my dream involved will and mike getting off the bus to the school and then they hug and then mike grabs wills hand and brings him behind the bus and then he gives will a biggg kiss bc he won't be able to kiss him for 3 months. then they say they love each other and will gives him another quick kiss and is like "two kisses". they agree they'd call each other every day.
so will goes inside and mike goes back on the bus and goes home.
and basically the whole day is a whirl, until the end of it, in which mike is sitting in the kitchen near the phone waiting for like 3 hours for will to call, and will doesn't end up calling.
AND THEN IT GETS SPICYYYYY
so meanwhile at the arts program will asks like the front desk or something if he can call mike and they say phone is offlimits and they don't let him call mike
so then will goes to sleep and he's paranoid that he thinks mike is gonna hate him or something like that
mk than the next day in class there is this girl (they didn't reveal her name in the dream, ill call her stella) so stella is basically looking at will the entire class but will doesn't know it
so when they exit the class stella's like "hi" and will says "hi"
then stella says "i like your painting."
will is like rlly weirded out so he goes "thanks?"
"i um- hope this doesn't sound weird but i have no friends, do you want to be mine?"
"sure"
and then end of scene (this does not sound like a normal conversation but it's my dream so it doesn't have to make sense"
so BACK AT HAWKINS mike is still sleeping even tho it's like 3 pm because yk depressed boyfriend shit but then the PHONE RINGS and mike gets out of bed frantically and goes to the phone and he picks it up and is like "will?" and then it answers "it's el, idiot"
i feel like this is important for context but el speaks english very well now and hoppers back and she lives with hopper and not the byers anymore. ANYWAYS
el says "how's will?"
mike says "idk he didn't call"
"he didn't?"
"no, he didn't"
"okay. well maybe he will call later"
"yeah mb"
"wanna come over"
"ok"
so mike hangs up and gets changed and goes to el's house bc they r a couple o' besties and when he gets there it's like a therapy sessions bc mike usally talks to will every single day and he can't for like 3 months (unless will calls, but he's not going to) so he accepts he's gonna be depressed for 3 months and he's just talking to el about how he's gonna miss him so much and no be able to see his face and that shit
so el's like "well do u wanna do something to take ur mind off of him"
and mike's like "no im not gonna replace will" (I SCREAMED IN MY DREAM SRSLY)
but than el says "okay. guess im gonna go to the mall by myself" (ig starcourt is rebuilt by now)
and than mike bolts up and is like "fine"
"we can by something for will"
"okay yay"
so then they go to starcourt yasss!!
anyways back at the art school will is having lunch and stella is with he friends (even tho she said she doesn't have any friends) and one of her friends is like "omg did you see _____ he's so hot"
and another friend says "YESS! but ____ is cuter"
"what abt u stella? who do u have ur eyes on"
she says "byers" BUT NOOOOOOO WILL IS MIKES MAN
and they say "ew that kid who came back to life"
she says "yea. but he's cute, and shy, and once i wrap them around my finger i can get them to do anything"
so then she goes to sit down next to will at lunch
"hi will"
"hi"
"hru"
"im good"
"okay. good." and she gets upset because will goes ask how she is but she keeps her urging rage inside. and than they have this weird conversation and will is uncomfortable the whole time bc shes all like flirting with him and will is seeing someone obvi
but then she puts a hand on will's shoulder and he's shaking and then says something (idk what it is it wasn't explaining in my dream) then will stands up and runs to the bathroom. so he's just sitting in the stalls crying.
okay back at starcourt this part wasn't shown in my dream but im just gonna make up that mike and el go looking around starcourt for something for will (sort of like the mike/lucas/will montage where they were looking for stuff for el) and then i guess they find something for will and i don't have the slightest idea what they could have got for him BUT THEY GOT HIM SOMETHING GOOD
so mike's all happy but they'res still that depression inside of him lol
so fast forward a week, it really isn't explained but ill just make up that will still hasn't called mike, and he's super sad and all sleeping in but decides to look through his good ol binder full of will's drawings and in the arts school will and stella have a few more interactions im sure which are still very uncomfortable
okay so it's lunch again in the cafeteria and somehow will and stella are talking again but somehow it ends in stella kissing will and will like pulls away immediatley and is like "what is wrong with you!?"
and she says "what?"
"i'm seeing someone!"
"oh i uh- i didn't know."
the whole cafeteria is staring at them
so will's freaking out almost on the verge of a panic attack "idk what to do, he's gonna hate me and-"
"he?"
will has the look on his face like shit shit shit oh fuck no
"you're gay?"
"i-"
and will runs off once again. and everyone in the whole cafeteria knows that he's day and ofc with everybody being homophobic will knows it's not good at all bc everyone's gonna bully him
so then the next day he goes to class and the teacher is like "does anyone care to tell me where ___ is?" (it would be like a math question like 'where x is' but in art idkkk) and then the teacher calls on "will? can you tell me where ___ is?" and they'res a pause and then the teacher says "or perhaps you'd want to find your boyfriend instead?" (giving me anne with an e vibes prolly cuz i did a rewatch last weekend but i won't explain more in case some people haven't watched it but) anyways will stands up from his seat, everyone is looking at him, and he's shaking and so concerned but then he goes "fuck. you" badass will yeaaaa thats my boy
so then he runs out of the classroom and out of the school in a really cool montage way but then he realizes he's like 2 hours away from home but he runs and runs and he goes to a random bustop (it's not even garanteed if it takes him to hawkins but whatever) he gets on and tries to go back to hawkins.
and soon enough, he gets there, and immediatley goes to the wheelers because he needs to see mike and apologize for everything. so he's at the wheelers, and rings the doorbell, realizing he's still in his uniform lol but karen answers and mike is upstairs in his room sulking (i picture it would be 8 pm by now) so will asks for mike and karen calls mike. mike groans obviously because he doesn't know it's his boy, but he comes down, karen gets out of the way and as soon as he sees will they have a really big hug and it's super sweet and my heart UFHEIOSKA
mike says his usual "are you okay?" and mike is still confused as shit but will says "i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry" and mike says "you don't have to be sorry for anyrhing" but will says "ill explain"
so then they go to will's room, side-by-side on his bed and will starts explaining everything
(this is mostly improvised by me but it's still pretty similar to the dream)
"i hated it."
"the school?"
"yeah. there was no you, (mike blushes lmao), everything was terrible, i felt so lonely, they didn't let me call you-"
"what?"
"they said the phone was off limits. i wanted to talk to you so bad and i thought you'd hate me"
"i could never hate you, will, even if i tried." will smiles
"and then there was this girl, and she hit on me and i didn't know what to do bc i'd be the face of the school if i told her i was dating you and was gay and today she kissed me"
"WHAT"
"im sorry im sorry i didn't kiss back and i was so scared bc i never was in a relationship before and i was so scared it was considered cheating-"
and mike LAUGHSS
"what? mike? what's wrong?"
"if you don't do anything back, it's not considerd 'cheating'"
"oh. good. are you mad at me?"
"what? no! no never!" so mike opens his arms and says "come here" so will and mike hug or something like that and then mike says "do you need me to beat her up?"
and will says "you can't even beat eggs. besides, your noodle arms wouldn't be able to do harm to even a fly"
so mike laughs and says "i'm glad your home"
so will blurts "i cursed out a teacher"
"you? cursing?"
"yes."
"might have to start calling you a bad boy now"
will just smiles and says "i love you"
and mike says "i love you too"
AND THEN END AND IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF BC I LOVE THIS DREAM LIKE I CAN'T BELIEVE MY BRAIN THOUGHT OF THIS BUT IM OBSESSED
ALSO ONCE I FINISH WYBMFFAE ILL PROBABLY WRITE THIS INTO A FULL BLOWN FIC BUT AHIHFUSAH
edit: i have no idea what mike did with the present him and el bought for will but i guess they ended up giving it to him lol
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49scribes-a · 7 years ago
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{--Everybody in this stream was fucking HIGH.--}
He's either also cold or he's going through withdrawals, one of the two.
No he's having a seizure
STOP BOUNCING DEAK
All those burnt corpses look like bacon to me
Crispy dragon-charred bacon
Human jerky
I’d love some jerky rn
Id push you
BACKFLIP BACK FLIP
you're a COWARD. GO TO THE TOP
NO
EMBRACE THE JUMP
EAGLE JUMP
jfc
theres a hay pile at the bottom waiting to catch you. youll be fine
because physics works for you in this game
t his isn't assasin's c r e ed
yes it is. right?
Wrong game
that's what we're watching?
theres is clearly hay
i see parkor
hay and parkour= ass creed
exact
HRDCORE PARKOR
lavi looks like a hobbit ngl. i mean deak
hes gonna steal the ring from gollum
can u see the eye of mordor
hes carrying it
it is
jump. you'll live
Holy shit I survived
TOLD U
the eye of mordor is mobile now
it was great
7/10
TOLD U UR IL CHILD BEARING BONES WOULD CATCH YOU - THEYRE SPRINGY AND RESILIENT
U did it
congrdeurtions
am i having a stroke
Ashdjsjdk
idk - were all varying seconds behind of each other. so mavbe
Who keeps a deer pelt with bread smh
makes sense
That’s why they all sick in Skyrim
the deer pelt is surprisingly sterile
can't have the babes
its the most sterile thing in thie fucking game
you're right
i cant believe deak is aa hobbit
idk if its gonna keep your bread all spongy tho
just wrap it tight. it'll be fine
I mean it was stale so probably not
and your breads gonna tste kinda funny
tHTAT'S PRETTY
SKYRIM IS PRETTY
Noice
AESHTETIC
I CAN TYPE I SWEAR
straight up
r U havin' a stroke?
mE VISION KEEPS BLURRING
I wanna go somepe similar to skyrim, take up residency in n bandoned castle. spruce it up
go to europe
and then pretend im a ghost haunting it when visitor come
they have random "castles"
tHAT SKY THO
SCREEN SHOTS. NICE. GOOD CHOICE
I dont want [castles] I want C A S T L E S
we all have dreams
sweet dreams are made of thiiissss
My dream is to be able to spell astetic
who am i to disagree
you men bees
Asthmatic
mean*
travel the world and the seven seas
Jesus Christ
aesthetic?
Yes that one!
antsthetic
I wanna lick the sugar candy in the sky
Aesthetic !!
antstetic?antstatic?ant static
aunt stacy
A e s t h e t I c
that sounds like something Ant-Man would say
sunnylantern gets it = w=
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUND UN DUN DUN ANT MAAAAANNN H A
Why is that corpse thiccer then I am
duran duran hungry like the wolf
wait, I missed the corpse
we have to go back for the corpse
go back for the corpse, tho
leave NO man behind
you mean jeky
jerky*
no it's jeky
nO
okay, I thought I saw a shadow back there and it looked like a werewolf
we do not waste jerky
Bacon
Mmmmm Bacon....
bc u cannibals wanna eat them
it might have been
don't waste good meat
jfc
Meat is meat
meat is meat. yes
they dead they don't care
exactly
bacon is delicious as hell
MEAT MEAT MEAT
HEATHENS
sos jerky
ALL OF U
U'R A HEATHEN 2 DON'T PLAY COY
scuse you - were pagan
i'm an angel
sounds fake
idk what ur talking about
wOW
it does sound fake
Im pure so I mean
We're all heathens
sounds fake
we're all heathens yes
all my friends are heathens
take it slow
take it slow
(twenty one pilots voice) all my friends are heathens-GDI
TOO SLOW.
TAKE IT SLOW
LMAO
wait for them to ask u who u kno
please don't make
i forgot the damn lyrics
any sudden moves
any sudden moves
AAYY
pfffbbbbt
u don't know the half of the abuse
Y’all remember all that smh
XD
hell yeah man
it catchy
Can’t even remember my middle name
s AM E
same
adopt a child. it's time
tbh - replace remembering our names with more important infrmation, like musical lyrics...people use those alot
my middle name is simple as heck. it's only 3 letters
adopting children usually doesn't go well; just look at doug
dic
Hige. No.
ann
but
No
Mine is four and yet :->
dick:smiley:
mine is 5 letters
NO. Dicks.
mINE IS FOUR
yep, that's my middle name. u caught me
mines four too
Ahsjdjdjd
Maybe we all have the same middle name
i'm Liz Dick now
LMAO
Liz dick taylor
'cause we all have the same middle name
has a nice flow
it does doesn't it?
not me
i'm proud of my name
mine is 3 letters
naw. it's Dick now
its four now
Nope, it three
FINE. Dic
ass
U CAN BE THE HALF SSED DIC
there u go
Hjssjjs
oh yeaaaa
sounds like that's yours, isa
OOOHHH
wow
DANG
: )
SNAP
isa ass
isass
has a ring
ees ass
isa sass
Eat a ss
thees assthesis
isa's ass
prometheous
you're all terrible
w he e z e s
WHERE DO U GET THAT. FROM ISA ASS.
rhymes with thesis
prometheass
that name makes me uncomfortable
I want that as my new name
hahahahahah
Prod the a sa
i blame the movie and all the movies that's connected to that one. I get nightmares
don't worry i'll protect you
really tho, me middle name means darling in french so
aren't u special
i'm an angel
meanie
all of u can fight me
u'r an angle, isa
ur no angel, isa
My middle name is from my great grandmother
I was named aftar a slutty country singer. and a car
PHHHHTTTT
i was named after *no one*
a car and a country singer. fuck me
my middle name is Spanish
lucky
QUESO
i'm hispanic and my middle name ain't hispanic :confused:
UR MIDDLE NAME IS QUESO
THREE LETTERS, HIGE
KSO
3 LETTERS, HIGE
osHIT
I'm hispanic and all my names be hispanic
THAT HAPPENED
the kink cavern
the falling cavern
u and deak gonna kink it up in here
WHy
wait ....still children in this. nvm
because it's expected
Looks like stds grow there ngl
deak is a child. cover his eyes
WH A T. WHERE DID THAT GO TO. WHY IT COLLAPSE JUST NOW
See that’s the stds falling from the roof
you guys are behind me, my gosh. that happened like 10 seconds ago
too much sex in this ramshackle place
No one cleans that place
no one needs to. don't get paid enough for that shit
its the jizz....it gets between the cracks and degrades the foundation
between teh /cracks/
KEK
Can’t people f uck in the bed like normal humans
naw son. too vanilla, they get bored
i
omg
wow
Back in my day we used beds and called it woohoo
this is not SIMS
back in my day, we got in bed and wrestled
i'M CR YGIN
AGSHDJSJ that’s where all my sex ed comes from shdjsjd
Back in my day we fucked on the floor like REAL MEN
WHOA NOW. CALM URSELF
COVER THINE EYES, CHILDREN
Crying my lord
I'M TOO ACE FOR THIS
YOU BETTER BE PRAYIN TO UR LORD AND NOT CRYIN
back in my day, we walked 4 miles with ONE FUCKIN' SHOE
relatable
and we shared between 5 of us
Through the snow
ok but same
bc I ate the other shoe
gdi hige
hige thought it was jerky
I did
it was jerky
Must of burnt it
Anything chewy nd tough is jerky
ye bro. learn from hige
...skin?
def
ye
n o
y e
skin is the jerkiest of all
And I’m the one that needs to pray
and the people are jerky, too 'cause they're jerks sometimes
Take the pot
smoke the pot
^^^^to both
I mean-cogh
dO NOT SMOKE THE POT. JFC HIGE
taste the pot
smell the pot
be the pot
BE the pot, yep
be the pot
It’s pn legal now
why are you HERE
smoke that khajiit drug thing
why did you come back to the kink dungeon
DO IT
we're all pots now
i'm a potu'r a pot
we're all pots
or drink it, i don't remember what it is
moonshine
Does the room smell like pot?
I put a pot on me head and nw im a pot head
. . .
IT'S ALL OGRE NOW
I...
y did u make me read that with my own 2 eyes
wait wrong reference
NO
-leaves-
That’s a bad ref
i h8 isa
whe ez e s
Nasty
i'ms or ry
Talk about HEATHEN
go sit in the corner and think about what u've done
u'r no angel
they cant, the corners are mine. all of them
fuckin' share
u already knew this, liz
i did
I Still remember that video like tbwas uesterdyayb
lucifer was an angel too
Was
yesterday
T'was
luifer is still pretty hot I hear
Gdi
SHUT UP
-eye brow wiggle-
omg
hoNHON
EIFFEL TOWER
ur banned from my next stream, hige
BAGUETTE
NO TEW2 FOR YOU
EIFFEL TOWER
NO. PLS. ILL BE GOOD
BAGUETTE
The Eiffel Tower reminds me of something else but idk why
B A N N E D
ILL CALL YOU MASTER AND WEAR A SHOCK COLLAR AND EVERYTHING
goodbye hige
PLS
doug's got that eiffel tower dick. bye
-pBFT
that pill dick
Hm.
i'll see myself out
more like
Wait was there an anime with an Eiffel Tower :thinking:
there was a show with an eiffel tower. and a lady bug,and a cat, and moths
chaat noir
it was cray
Miraculous Ladybug
Nah thinking of something ten times as traumatizing
wow u guys got it
sCREAMS
y that
o 3 o
sCREAMS TOO
But it might of just been a Tower
I watch it every now and then
are u sacrificing deak to the old gods
and the new
the new season?
gotta go fast. gotta go fast
Are u making jerky
OH new gods
gOTTA GO FASTER FASTER FF -FF-F-F-F-F-FASTER
honey you've got a big storm comin'
SANIC X
I was singing that during one of my streams
u didnt stutter over the Faster part. it doesnt count
I did tho
i have to go make jerky
this music still makes me think of South Park Stick of Truth
pats gently
Sleep is for the weak
And i. Am v weak
whimps. sleep is for the dead
grnted. we are all very dead inside already so....
Guess y’all better get me a coffin then cause imma be sleep in an hour probs. Maybe two. Depends on how much my dog wants to piss me off tonight
SCREAMS THO I FINALLY GOT A FIRE STARTED AND IT CRASHED
LMAO
Rip fire
RIP KIT
no fire
It burned too bright
only suffering
tiger tiger burning bright
Face the dark and cold like a dragon
fuckin capitilism
U can do it kit. Build that fire
How do u skill up in camping ?
Desk looks short.
Deak*
no. hes desk now
he's always been desk
your kindling loks like dog turds
They do I know my dog turds
ive stepped in enough dog shit to know my turds
I’ve picked up enough dog crap to know mine
baaah
Except those look like old ones. All cold and dried out
why do u need the fire anyway
Warmth, light, happiness
DEAK WAS STRANGLING A RAT BEFORE IT CRASHED
Yuh oh
I HEARD ITS LIL ANGRY RAT SOUNDS
The rat crashed the game to live
Rat god
rat ruh raggy
Why kill a werewolf when u can date kne
This little meter shows wet and cold. Gotta keep em down.
thats bswe all know lavis always wet bc hes a horny rabbit
IAHSJSJSJS
I mean u know rabbits...
Wear a coat and u will be warm
gotta hump like theres no tomorrow
Sex keeps u warm..I think
Actually I don’t know:thinking:
id imagine to bodies that sit at 98 degrees F while doing nthing get pretty hot when pressed together and doing activities that raise your blod pressure
thats like a 400 degree sauna right there if my maths right. pretty toasty
....that makes me wanna never do anything cause Thats HOT
goodsex is bad - its how babies are made and we dont want none of that
Condoms are a thing
so are holes and accidents
Ajsjsjsj being gay means no babies
Why do u think Im here
W o w
U
bruh
They’re happy accidents
Tru, Hays where the other half of my sex ed comes in. One half is sims the other is p orn
they are good teachers. pornhub is good to us
Yeah on what not to do I found some kessed up stuff. That’s where I found that shrek video
Spongeknob squarenuts
I can honestly say I have seen worse. Anime p orn is another layer of hell
And then there were three
Wow what a cool dog
THE THREE AMIGOS. THE THREE MUSKETEERS. NOW WITH LESS BLACK SPOTS. or was that treasure island-squints-
That was treasure island
Wood looks so crunchy
I read moby dick, the three musketeers, treasure island, huckleberry fin, tom sawyer and a few others but. fuck me if I remember them in their entirety
I read that as “I read my dick” and I was very concerned
wood - the original forbidden fruit
DEAK GT TURBERCULOSIS
Is that a naked man
prbsi mean this is sex dungeon
My god. Worst kink
why two lil kids re crwling around it giving themselves aids is beyound me
This is the least sexy sex dungeon let’s be real here. No mood lighting, cold. No r and b music. Where’s the pizzazz
maybe they played music on the bones
Yeah cause that’s sexy//
it is if ur a skeleton fucker in the undertale fandom
Do NOT. I have nightmares about that fandom
I can no longer look at a naked anatomical skeleton in all casual and comfort anymore
Wow really just moved the money for that gold
Honestly seeing them with dicks that are blue and glowing is just. V bad. I have seen so many things. and every time I see an actual factual human skeleton now. its all I see
I’m glad are the men here in this dungeon are napping so well
and I am very uncomfortable with naked skeletons
Aren’t all.:.skeletons naked ?
Guess they are wearing skin...
Deaks hair is Cheeto colored which is honest such a look:tm: you rub your hand through deaks hair. your fingers come back stained with neon orange dust
Cheeto dandruff
whose playin the meat sticks again
what
i heard the meaty slaps
i still hear them
alright. go gather your quotes you quote whore
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backwardblackbyrd · 7 years ago
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autumn tag game 🍂 Tagged by @luna-canticum and @petticoated-swashbuckler (Which btw I love both of u) The last: 1. drink: water 
2. phone call: My mom!
 3. text message: “and thank u for sending it" I wanted my boyfriend to tell his roommate about queer ghost hunting group. They were communicating with lesbian ghost nuns and I had to share
 4. song you listened to: black me out by against me! 5. time you cried: literally about 2 hours ago, when I read an article about black poets lol 6. dated someone twice: back in high school and like that guy was a piece of shit and now the reason I typically do not date someone twice lol 7. kissed someone and regretted it: uh, I don't think ever actually. Not like, regretting the kiss specifically
 8. been cheated on: not to my knowledge
 9. lost someone special: well. That's a whole thing. Let's not get into it lol
 10. been depressed: oh buddy
 11. got drunk and thrown up: i! Actually haven't thrown up from being drunk before I've been like. Pissy drunk but I otherwise hold my liquor p well 3 favourite colours 12. Purple
13. pink
14. blue in the last year have you 15. made new friends: I think so lol
 16. fallen out of love: lol lets not
 17. laughed until you cried: definitely!
 18. found out someone was talking about you: ya
 19. met someone who changed you: yeaaaa well.
 20. found out who your friends are: uhh, yea I guess. The answer was way less that I thought lol
 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: yes! Quite often! general 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: I've known everyone on my fb list at one point or another. I hardly talk to any of them anymore tho
 23. do you have any pets: 1 Kenyan sand boa named Artemis, a western hognose named Charlie, and a cat named Jenny.
 24. do you want to change your name: I did when I was little but like. Now that I'm older I'm like??? Change it to what exactly??? I did try going by prince for awhile but hardly anyone actually called me that lol
 25. what did you do for your last birthday: spent p much the whole weekend with my boyfriend. We went for small road trip. It was cute
 26. what time did you wake up: i got to sleep in, I woke up at like 8am. I haven't had many days off in the last two weeks and I typically have to wake up anywhere from 3am to 5am for work so lol
 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: I was very asleep. I was so tired. I sleep so much yesterday like probs 12 hours lmao. Again, I've been working a lot
 28. name something you can’t wait for: Halloween!!!!!!!!! And for my daughter Artie to be done shedding so she'll go back to having her face out all the time
 29. when was the last time you saw your mum: literally like 5 minutes ago
 31. what are you listening to right now: an episode of Queer Ghost Hunters. They're on YouTube look em up
 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: possibly?
 33. something that is getting on your nerves: lol my job, I literally leave so frustrated every time I work
 34. most visited website: tumblr definitely lol with instagram being a close second
 35. hair colour: dark brown
 36. long or short hair: short. I can't keep up with my hair if it's long. I end up with bad cases of depression hair 
 37. do you have a crush on someone: the boyfriend, yes 
 38. what do you like about yourself: I like how much I love my snakes. Reptiles are really often neglected and I'm proud that I give my kids such good care. 
 39. piercings: I have 6 piercings on one ear, my lobe stretched on the same ear, and my conch pierced on the other ear. I also have my septum pierced and my lip technically is still open if I ever felt the urge to wear jewelry in it again
 40. blood type: not a clue, no idea
 41. nickname: i actually don't have one
 42. relationship status: dating!
 43. zodiac: taurus sun, libra moon, and sagittarius rising
 44. pronouns: She/her 
 45. favourite tv show: yikes all my go to tv shows are problematic faves; bojack horseman, it's always sunny in Philly, rich and moaty 46. Tattoos: only one; I got it when I was way too young to be getting tattoos but I love it. It's a clandestine bat like Pete Wentz's over my heart. Everyone always thinks it's batman and I'm like yea that's cool too 
 47. right or left handed: right first 48. surgery: haven't had one yet. Kinda hoping to keep it that way for as long as possible
 49. piercing: ears, I was really young when my mom let me get them, I genuinely don't remember my age 
 50. sport: uhhh I was in the volleyball club in middle school? 
51. vacation: uh mom and I went up to the mountains when I was a kid. I was way too young to appreciate it, I was bored as shit the entire time
 52. pair of trainers: Idek what those are so more general 53. eating: candy that's supposed to be for trick or treaters. Sorry kids 
54. drinking: water, I feel like I answered this already 
 55. i’m about to: finish binge watching queer ghost hunters and then find some other spooky thing to watch 
 56. waiting for: Sweet death, my guy. No, uh idk, the hygrometers I ordered to come?
57. want: to be done with college and to have a better job already
 58. get married: that doesn't interest me
 59. career: one that pays enough money for me to afford being alive and to have my own place and the animals I want to own lmao which is better 60. hugs or kisses: im a Taurus and I have so much Venus energy in my chart, like. Gimme all of it 
 61. lips or eyes: both
 62. shorter or taller: I've dated both and like, it's mostly irrelevant to me
 63. older or younger: very close to my age or older. And by very close I mean like, 1 year, 2 might be pushing it
 64. nice arms or nice stomach: strong arms and a tum is ideal
 65. hook up or relationship: I've always wondered how I'd feel about a hook up, but the reality is I'm a relationship type person.
 66. troublemaker or hesitant: i used to be a trouble maker. My mental health is shot to hell now so I'm much more hesitant than I used to be. Which is. Unfortunate have you ever 67. kissed a stranger: i have wanted to before, but haven't 
 68. drank hard liquor: absolutely, I'm vodka aunt these days
 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: I temporarily lose glasses all the time. I've had one pair permanently lost, I'm p sure I know what happened to them tho
 70. turned someone down: yes lol
 71. sex on the first date: no
 72. broken someone’s heart: yea
 73. had your heart broken: yea but not by anything I didn't cause myself
 74. been arrested: no and let's hope I never do
 75. cried when someone died: yea
 76. fallen for a friend: absolutely. Almost exlcusively do you believe in 77. yourself: sometimes. Not as much as I ever have, but definitely more than when I was like, in grade school
 78. miracles: yea
 79. love at first sight: Nah
 80. santa claus: no
 81. kiss on the first date: yes lmao 
 82. angels: they don't fit into my personal belief system but I know they're real for other folks other 83. current best friend’s name: Allyson! 
 84. eye colour: like, mine? Brown
 85. favourite movie: under the red hood, and kikis delivery service @jasoncorpsedotcom and @sacredheartssclub and @automaticmachinetangerine and @volantamasis only if y'all wanna! It's long so I understand if not lol also p much any of my mutual support are welcome to say I tagged them if they wanna do this :)
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kyandice · 8 years ago
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(04/02/2017)
So my dad bought me a new watch ystd and it’s like a really nice watch and I like it a lot. He bought it online and yayyyy i really appreciate that he buys stuff for me and dote on me like that. But sometimes he srsly like just needs to let go a bit more and give me more freedom like omg I’m alr 18. Okay, the watch isn’t like anything branded but I’m not materialistic so I don’t mind cuz it actually looks pretty nice to me :D The last few times my father bought watches for me but I didn’t really like the design that’s why I stopped wearing it after a few days. But im really afraid that my father will be like sad thinking about how I might be materialistic as the watches he buys aren’t branded. But like I really didn’t like the colour and design sooo :((((
And I started Dayre ystd. I didn’t like really start on it. I just kinda read Wu Li’s entries from May last year all the way to today (she started writing in Dayre like last year May) It’s like a blog too but it feels more like an online dairy but okay whatev it’s the same lol. But like i don’t want to shift to like dayre cuz I’ve alr got Tumblr and I don’t want to change so yeaaaa. Anyways, Tumblr also allows the personalisation of your own blog to suit our own selves so I personally think it might be better than Dayre even if it might be harder to use.
FUCK I JUST ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE WHOLE THING. AND UNLIKE MICROSOFT WORD THERE ISNT ANY LIKE “GO BACK RECOVERY BUTTON” SO I HAVE TO FUCKING TYPE OUT EVERYTHING AGAIN?????
I didn’t go training yesterday and it was kinda stupid because I got caught in the rain while on the way back home and I had no umbrella so I gotta wait at Macpherson Mrt until the rain stopped and by the time I reached home it was alr 8;45 and it’s probably alr halfway through the training. When i got home I showered, eat and stuff by the time I started revising it was already 10.10 its like when training ends and I might as well go training lol. So ystd was damn unproductive I didn’t even do a single shit???
I’ve always wanted to be a captain or vice captain of something like idk. I’ve always wanted to be the captain of my Softball team but  I wasn’t really chosen because like lmao I have no leadership qualities??? And yeahhhh before Coach James announced the captain and vice-captain of softball I actually prayed that I would be chosen but hahahahaha. So like actually I was the rebel in softball I was the first person in the CCA to have a heated argument with coach James and I guess it actually matters. Like im the ace because of my skills but I definitely couldn’t be the captain because hahahaha like I said I had no leadership qualities, like really. Seniors be like making sure the Juniors wouldn’t slack and I will be there teaching the juniors how to like fake train and stuff lmaooo. The Juniors loves me but like I was kinda bad for them too HAHA. But apparently being a captain in softball back in secondary school and being captain in tkd in poly is like two different things. Back in softball, the captains didn’t have to do Admin stuff you see. Their job was just probably lead the team, that’s all. But for tkd there’s like so many admin stuff to do and I guess it’s a pretty tedious job. So when I heard that Daina or I was gg to be the vice-capt I was kinda glad like tbh. But the more I think about it, the more I feel that I would only like this position as a vice captain maybe cuz idk the recognition? If I’m given the responsibilities, I don’t think I would be responsible to deal and handle them appropriately. And tbh, i would really like to be the vice captain of something. I mean ive never taken up any leadership roles once in my life ever before. So it would rerally be pretty cool if i can be a vice captain of something.
So yayyyy the demo tea people are coming to my house tmr and I’m fucking excited. There’s like gonna be 13 of my friends coming to my house??!!!! That’s gonna be like the first I’m so excited. It would also be the first time Bryan is gna come to my house?? :D i really can’t wait for tmr I never had so many friends in my house and it’s gonna be fun I hope. Actually, I’m like vvv afraid it might be awkward? idk i have a feeling that it might end up awkward, then everyone will start using their phones and there wouldn’t be any f2f interaction then I’ll be so sad :((((
Okay, I’m like so distracted from really studying because i keep day-dreaming about the things I would do during the holidays and it makes me vvv excited until I can’t study at all. I’m alr very very very excited for the holidays. That means exams are over and I can finally enjoy myself. I have also so many plans for this holidays and it’s making me really happy whenever I think about my plans for the holidays.
So for the holidays, I would definitely find a job and work part time, and hopefully, their shifts are flexible so I can request to work for alternate days for a week. SO SO SO I wanna meet like Bryan duhhhhhh. Hopefully he has same job as me so like I can see him every day for the holidays hehe. I also wanna meet Geralyn, WuLi, and Yi Le. It’s been vvvv long since I last met all of them 3 tgt but yeahhh I wanna go shopping or idkkkk take cute photos tgt. I also want to spend more time with Jazlin, she’s a really cool person and like we don’t speak and meet out so often now a days. I also wanna like spend time with tkd people like they’re really cool and funny HAHA. Apparently, Bryan and I also planned to go to the zoo (maybe with his small sister) and to the beach too. I would love to take many cute photos with Bryan during the holidays idk I wna print them out too, if I had the money. I still wanna buy more clothes online tooo I’m outta clothes for school already. I’ve got so many things I would love to buy like idk all the lip products I want to collect different shades, so like I wouldn’t use the same old shade every day. I need a new foundation powder too, mine broke the other time, I think it still can be used but like I want a new one.
Oh yeah, and the day before this, Vincent asked me for sex again but I rejected him the second time. I’m like really proud but like actually, why would I even be proud. Like I mean I’m just being a proper human being so it’s nothing special like omg (shi wo gai zuo de). But tbh, vincent should stop this shit. like he knows i have a boyfriend and like HE HAS A GF TOO??? wyd girl wyd with him. Vincent is a nice friend but like he should seriously know when to draaw the line omfg.
(05/02/2017)
So yay the tkd demo ppl came to my house to like celebrate cny it’s like the first time I ever had friends to my house to celebrate cny with me yayy. It was like really fun ystd. It wasnt even a little awkward and it seems like everyone was enjoying the food and having fun too :D
(06/02/2017)
OH NO MOCK GRADING ON TUESDAY. I have to learn all from like blue tip to red help that’s four patterns I must know very very clearly. and there’s like cpes i have to study. cepp assignment which i need to complete fuck. i wna kms like rn
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