#but yea i plan to include everyone next time

[pbnbucks]

Nika x fem x Paige where the fem just transferred to UConn from another country or smth so her English is not good and she’s a new freshman so Paige and Nika show her around and flirt with her.

The two older girls come to agreement that they both want fem and always flirt her. They end up confessing one night and it leads to smut where they show her how much they care for her

word count : 1.2k

warnings : smut, cussing, overstim, teasing

summary : they showed you things you never thought you would see, living up to their promise.

the plane ride to uconn consisted of nerves and excitement, you’re from São Paulo, Brazil. when you first got the call from Ellen Herman to come play volleyball for her and the huskies you weren’t never going to think about it but your mother begged and begged for you to take it, and you did so your mother wouldnt worry, the hard part was you had to leave the day before mothers day leaving her and your 2 sisters alone. when you landed there was a bilingual chauffeur to pick you up from the airport and drop you off at the university, everyone greeted you including the athletic teams except the basketball team, they where on the end of the season trip to places like Croatia and Slovenia. which brings you to your next obstacle

its early October, your classes consisted of family consumer science and you picked up extra english classes. you english gotten better over the months as you spent more time with the team and you where able to spend time around more american’s and the team. its wasn’t until the 7th game you became a starter on the volleyball court, but what surprised you even more was the women’s basketball team wearing head to toe basketball issued gear. but thats not what surprised you it was the fact that 2 of the starters for the basketball team came up to you after the game. your first thought was that they were going to walk to somebody else but it gave it away when the rest of the team behind them kept smiling at you and then laughing to each other, as they basically backed you into a corner leaving you no room to escape from the tall muscular girls. they started off by introducing themselves and you introduced yourself, you hoped the conversation would end there but it didn’t, it went way farther then things could imagine. the brunette was the first to speak up after the quiet and awkward encounter. “we wanted to know if you wanted to come to this ice cream place with us so you can see how Connecticut really is” you thank the girls and agree to their idea.

“so where are you from?” the sweet blonde asks as she has been making small talk with you all night. “im from São Paulo Brazil, im guessing your from America but shes not?” you point at the brunette who clearly had a thick accent from a foreign country. “yea im from Zágreb Croatia.” she responds flashing a smile that catches your eye “you have a pretty smile” nika just smirks and give paige a look that makes paige jealous “you have pretty thighs, princess” nika blurts before she even thinks about what shes saying trying to play it off “thanks i guess?” you laugh getting a bit embarrassed from her comment.

you and the two girl have been hanging out for about 3 months now as you recieve a text from nika that said “we want you to come to our dorm princess. we want to show you things you’ve never seen before” at first you thought the girls where talking about Connecticut but they have such different plans on what to do with you. the girls wouldn’t let you say no to them as paige takes it upon herself to open the door for you as you get fully in nika tells you to sit on the couch with them, it only takes two minutes for nika to break the silence “i dont know why you sitting so far away from us ms brazil” you’re startled from her comment considering you weren’t that far and there was no other place to sit “what do you mean theres no other place to sit?” once you say that paige and nika exchange looks as she grabs you by the waist placing you onto her lap “what about right here princess? you like this spot” hoping you could shrug off her comment but she wouldn’t let it go “i asked you a question pretty, when someone asks you something you have to answer them” you try to hide your face as its only been 5 minutes in to her dorm and she already has you blushing and legs shaking “yes i like my spot” you whisper into her ear so you wouldn’t feel even more embarrassed “your spot? so possessive baby” you roll your eyes looking to the blonde with pleading eyes hoping she would save you from your own embarrassment, which doesn’t slide past nika making her smirk not even trying to hide her emotions full of lust “go on baby go sit with paige, shes the nicer one” she helps you get off her lap placing you right on top of paige as paige pushes you on to her lap as she places her large hands on your inner thigh. nika saw this and decided she had enough waiting. she pushes the hair out of your face getting closer to you at face level “you want us to fuck you?” you look to the blonde behind you as she only smiles back at you massaging your inner thigh you nod your head to the girl but she refuses to take it as a answer “i need you to use your words mama. if you dont nobodys going to touch you.” you can feel your arousal already forming a pool as just her accent gets you weak “yes please, i want to”

thats all she needed to pick you up like a toddler and placing you in the edge of the bed stripping you from your clothes revealing all the spots she wanted to see. she rubs her hands all over your stomach as the blonde enters the room but except this time in sweats and a sports bra “your so pretty baby” the brunette says placing a teasing kiss on your lips. she runs her finger through your slick folds leaving you needy wanting more but she declines and makes you wait “cmon baby i wanna hear the reason you got that sexy ass accent” she speaks placing a finger right before your entrance “por favor faça-me sentir bem, eu te imploro” and with that she finally enters her finger into you finally letting go of the breath you didn’t even know you were holding as the long fingers sinks all the way in you slip out a pornographic moan that has nika feeling weak in her stomach as paige comes up next to her rubbing circles on your clit, making your legs begin to shake as nika adds another finger and paige continues the assult on your pussy licking a long stripe up your core making your hand fall to her head pushing her closer. “awww does that feel good baby?” the croatian teases you for how needy your body language is getting, you grind onto her fingers and paiges face, when you feel a knot forming in your stomach. “fuck- im gonna cum” once you say that paige runs her fingers up and down your shaky thighs trying to ease you into your release “oh really? i think you can hold it a little longer” the brunette says proving her point when she said paige was the nice once. nika knows exactly what shes doing as she pushes paiges head closer to your core as your wetness is practically dripping from paiges chin while nika continues to pound her fingers in to you not loosing speed what so ever. “pleasee, i cant hold it any more” you beg for the girl to let you release “what do you think paige should we let her cum?” the blonde nods her head out of sympathy for you as they both put you through a endless amount of teasing all night “go on baby, cum all over paiges face and my fingers.” this time it feels different, you weren’t just cuming, you’re squirting. nika sits there in shock as paige continues to try and get every bit of cum she can moaning onto your clit sending vibrations through your body. “yeaa thats it, such a good pussy” the girl praises as she takes her fingers out of you pulling her body up to kiss you. “if i knew you where going to react like that, i would’ve been the one to eat that pretty pussy princess.”

[sage-green-matcha]

STAB - ETHAN LANDRY 🔪

Billy and Stu? Nah, Y/n and Ethan 😋

Content includes: Bimbo!Reader, sweet gf! Ethan Landry, gf!Reader, mentions of blood, killing, shooting <3

A/n: I love stu sm and I would 100% be that type of gf 🤭

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"My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!" You cried, holding the stab wound Ethan had done on you.

"Shut up Y/n!...You look good by the way" he mumbled, watching as Sam held a panicked look in her eyes. "This literally sucks! You said we could..." The pain was too much, stopping you in your tracks.

"What? Yea, we can still go on a date, but we have work to do" he sighed, rubbing his temples. "You said this would be fun!" You squirmed, wiping the blood that was seeping out of your slashed shirt.

"This is fun, sweetheart!" You rolled your eyes, taking deep breaths to distract yourself from the pain. "It's not fun! Babe, you literally stabbed me! You said we could just use the fake blood on me!" You groaned.

"It's not believable like that!" He spat, dropping the ghost face mask next to him.

"Are we gonna finish this or what? I can't die! I have a fucking final next week" you cursed, limping over to Ethan.

"Yea, can you still walk?" Ethan asked, placing his hand around your waist. "I'll be fine"

Sam finally broke out of her trance, running towards Tara. To say she was shocked would've been a lie. She basically already knew it was you and Ethan, you two came out of nowhere.

"I got the gun, who do you want me to kill first?"

"Go wild, sweetheart"

His words gave you confidence, bullets being shot as everyone ran. "Got one!" You smiled excitedly, watching as Mindy tumbled to the ground. "Always hated that bitch, talks too much" you mumbled, holding your wound as you looked for the others.

All the doors were locked, the windows were boarded up. There was no way for all of them to escape.

You and Ethan eventually killed off the rest, Sam being the last one. You had shot her in the stomach, waiting for Ethan to finish the job.

"Fucking...pathetic" her words were mumbled, her blood mixing in with the one of her sisters and Highschool friends. "Shut up!" You hit her with your gun, blood spilling from her mouth. "You know I'm...right. He had you kill them because he's too scared"

You glanced at Ethan, his eyebrows furrowed. "Come on babe, show her. Show her you're not scared to fucking kill her!" You yelled, frustration running through your laugh. You kicked her in the ribs, watching as she yelped in pain.

Ethan just stood above her, he had only killed Tara so far. "Are you gonna do it? Your dad would be so proud Eth..." You smiled, his expression changed as you waited, tears falling from Sam's face.

He needed time, time to watch as she suffered the same way his brother did. Richie was never a good role model, not even a good brother. But Ethan knew this would gain him his dad's respect, and that was all he had ever wanted.

"It's okay, I can wait for you" Your glistening doughy eyes made him melt. He had to do this for you too.

He pulled his gun out, his eyes watching carefully as a loud gunshot went off. Sam Carpenter was finally dead. He expected himself to feel better. He thought that the feeling of loneliness would fade with each second that she suffered.

But he felt the same. He felt like a sidekick, he felt useless. And it's not like he even did this in honor of Richie. He didn't do it for himself. He did it for you and his dad.

"So...what do we do now?" You honestly didn't expect to be the first successful ghost face. When you mentioned the idea to Ethan he was on board right away. You guys had only taken the plan this far and now you had no idea what to do.

"I guess we clean up now..."

You cringed at Ethan's words, a frown on your face. "Weren’t we just gonna say we got attacked and were the only ones that survived?"

"Hmm yea, I guess. I didn't do that stab wound on you for nothing. But I will admit, you look really cute limping around”

You rolled your eyes, bumping his shoulder as you walked past him. "You're lucky I didn't stab you back.”

[jacensolodjo]

Every once in a while, I think about how Raphael Lemkin, a Polish (and JEWISH, this is important) man who coined the term ‘genocide’ never kept quiet about “yes, USSR, I DO mean the Holodomor counts, too!” How the USSR blocked every attempt to make the official definition include what happened to Ukrainians in the early 1930s. That the only way it got approved for the use in legal trials and such like Nuremberg was because everyone bowed to USSR’s pressure to hide their evil doing. 

The man went to his grave fighting to call Holodomor a genocide. Just like the Holocaust. Just like the Armenian Genocide. 

This isn’t some bullshit ‘death of the author’ or what the fuck ever. This is telling a man who had very clear rules in mind for what counts that he’s WRONG about a thing HE CAME UP WITH. 

In essence:

A Polish Jew creates the term ‘genocide’. Everyone tells him he’s wrong about the definition of a term he created. He knew exactly what he was doing when he created the term and gave the examples of what he knew to be considered the term he created.

Raphael Lemkin lost 49 PEOPLE IN THE HOLOCAUST and you DARE to say you KNOW BETTER THAN HIM what counts as a GENOCIDE? (Yea, 49. Only like 3 relatives survived. May all their memories be a blessing.)

The Nuremberg Trials would never have happened the way they did without Raphael Lemkin but he doesn’t fucking have the right to call something a genocide SOMEHOW. 

In 1953 he published a whole speech/article that literally said “Soviet Genocide in Ukraine” aka Holodomor. 

But sure, because that one little time Holodomor wasn’t included means it was never meant to be considered one. 

Raphael Lemkin, in his own words on his original definition of genocide:

“Genocide does not necessarily mean the immediate destruction of a nation, except when accomplished by mass killings of all members of a nation. It is intended rather to signify a coordinated plan of different actions aiming at the destruction of essential foundations of the life of national groups, with the aim of annihilating the groups themselves. The objectives of such a plan would be disintegration of the political and social institutions, of culture, language, national feelings, religion, and the economic existence of national groups, and the destruction of the personal security, liberty, health, dignity, and even the lives of the individuals belonging to such groups. Genocide is directed against the national group as an entity, and the actions involved are directed against individuals, not in their individual capacity, but as members of the national group.”

Raphael Lemkin, of blessed memory, knew exactly what he was saying. Poland and Ukraine have always been neighbors and have both been bullied by Russia. To say nothing of having their borders shifted around that a Pole could find themselves a Ukrainian and vice versa one year then go back to the start the next year. Raphael Lemkin, coiner of the term genocide, saw the destruction of the Holodomor and the Shoah and knew they both fit his definition. 

Pray tell how a nation such as Russia can overrule the man who coined the term of their crime? 

Raphael Lemkin would call the war the exact thing it is: genocide. We all know it. And I for one will continue his fight to making sure everybody knows exactly what Russia represents and what they have done and will continue to do until we are believed more readily than people want to believe an ex-KGB fuckhead. 

[egs-n-bacon]

Can you pretty please do poly!ghostface (billy and stu) friends to lovers fluff? Tysm ♡

Omg, yesss!!

Poly!ghostface x gender neutral!reader

Summery: Stu and Billy had done it, pulled off their master plan. No one knew that they were the woodsburrow killer, including you. Now that Sidney is out of the way their was nothing stopping them from having you.

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Dull, warm air blew in from the open classroom window. The teacher continued to drone on about physics or math or whatever class you were in. School seemed so ridiculous now, after what you had survived. Just as your brain started to fill with random thoughts, a loud bell rung.

Everyone got up from their seats as quickly as they could, clambering out the door. You walked through the crowded hall, bumping into different students and staff. You finally made it outside, already feeling relieved to get out of the school.

You continued your steady footsteps down the sidewalk when two arms wrapped around your waist, lifting you into the air. The shocked feeling quickly faded when you recognized the soft giggle coming from the person behind you.

"Stu, you scared me!" You gasped

"Oh, whatever, you're fine." He mused on

Billy walked next to you both, rolling his eyes almost comicly. "So, y/n, do you wanna come over and watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre with us tonight?" Billy questioned

"No, I don't want to watch my favorite movie with my favorite people." you said sarcastically. The compliment sent waves of flattery and joy down the boys' spines.

"Well, I will see you then, y/n." You gave them a slight nod before heading a different way than them.

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You had been home for less than an hour when you decided to head over to Stu's house. You were already halfway there, walking alone, even though the boys pressed you to let them walk you there. Of course you said no, that just doesn't make sense, walking here than back. But you told them they could make it up by walking you home tonight.

You stood at the end of the driveway, looking at the dim-lit house. Your stomach started to churn because you were so excited to spend time with Billy and Stu. You would never admit it but you really liked them both, although you are pretty sure that they are into eachothers.

You weren't hurt or anything, just slightly disappointed. You walked up the three stairs before before knocking on the tall door. You looked from side to side as you waited, and your stomach felt like a washing machine. The door opened widely, Stu on the other side greeting you with a smile.

"Welcome to my humble abode." Stu said with posh mockery, using his arm to show you in.

"Well, why thank you." You said matching his energy

You and Stu walked into the living room, sitting on the couch next to Billy. You were sat between them,your thighs touching theirs. Your stomach felt like it was turning inside out, but in the best way possible.

As you were watching the movie, you noticed them turning and looking at you. You never wanted this movie to end, but sadly, it did. The end credits rolled on the screen, and suddenly, the magic was over. Disappointment washed over you.

You all got up from the couch and moved to the front of the house and then out the door. The night air hit your skin, bumps rising on your skin. You all stepped outside and started your walk.

"Hey y/n, would you ever date me or Billy?" The question caught you off guard, to say the least.

"I mean- yea- yea I would." You said looking up at the bright sliver of a moon.

Stu did a little skip, dance thing out of excitement, and Billy had a happy grin on his face.

"How about both of us?" Billy inquired

A blush rose to your face, you didn't even know that was an opinion. The new price of information caused a happiness to grow in the pit of your stomach.

"Yea, I'd like that." You said smiling and looking at each of them.

Just as you said that sentence, you arrived at your house. Stu was basically buzzing with glee, and Billy seemed extremely excited too, just better at hiding it.

You walked to your door and turned on your heel, looking at the boys.

"See you tomorrow, boys." You said as a farewell, and giving them both a kiss on the cheek. Walking into your house, you started to let out your real reactions, from quiet screaming to jumping around happily.

From outside, you could hear Billy and Stu talking with anticipation and joy. You watched them disappear down your street from your bedroom window.

You would never forget this night, everything was perfect, and you would definitely sleep peacefully tonight

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This was rly fun to write, I loveee requests. Anyway hope you enjoyed.

(Also, my requests are always open, so please leave one)

XOXO

[lostinwoso]

My Birthday is on Friday, would you write a jessie fleming one where the Team finds out their dating. Maybe reader moves clubs so they can spend more time together.

Only if you would like, no worries 🤍

Finally Together (Jessie Fleming x Reader)

A/N: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope you have an amazing day! (Save me a drink)

When Jessie and you started dating, you two agreed to keep it quiet between you both, wanting to figure out if this would work out before other people get included.

It didn't take long for you two to find out that the relationship between you both works out great, but you still never got to the point of informing your respective teammates around you about it.

And for you, it seems like you won't even get to that. A call from your agent earlier informed you that Chelsea is interested in signing you, and that your club already seemed to have agreed to let you leave if you want to go.

Jessie and you often talked about how nice it would be if you two would be at the same club or at least one closer to one another, so when you got the call, it was a no-brainer for you to agree to play for Chelsea.

You decided to break the news to your girlfriend at one of your daily FaceTime calls.

"I got some news.", you tell her, after you both informed each other about your day.

You can see Jessie raise her eyebrows on the little screen, "Good news?", she wonders.

"I would say so, yea.", you reply shrugging your shoulders, "Then let's hear it.".

"I'm leaving my club.", you tell her, and you can see the confusion on her face, you always seemed happy at your club, so why would you consider leaving it as good news?

"I thought you liked playing there, how is that good news?".

"I'm leaving for a club in the WSL.", your words seem to take a moment for Jessie to wrap her head around, "You what? We finally will be in the same country?", she rushes excited out after a moment.

Nodding your head in answer, a grin spreads on her face, "That's amazing, wait, what club tho?", she asks, wanting to know how close exactly you two would be to one another.

You just send her a grin, confusing her for a moment before she understands, "No way! No damn way!", she almost yells out.

"Yes way!", you laugh out, "You are going to join me here at Chelsea?", the emotions in her words are clear, it almost sounds too good to be true.

Nodding your head again, you reply, "Yes, we will be together at Chelsea.", tears of happiness building in both your eyes, not believing that you would finally be close to each other.

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The next day, when Jessie walked into the training facility, everyone was able to tell that something was going on, because the girl couldn't stop smiling the entire day and seemed more chatty than usual.

"What is up with you today? I have never seen you this happy before.", Magda asks the Canadian, who in return shrugs her shoulders, "It's just a really nice day today.", her smile not faltering once, while she packs her training bag up after a successful session.

Magda shares a look with Pernille when the young midfielder walks out of the locker room to go home, yelling, "Goodbye!", over her shoulder before disappearing from their sight, "That was weird.", the defender mutters to herself before packing her own stuff up.

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The weeks leading up to where the transfer would finally be confirmed were spent with Jessie telling you about all the plans she already made for the both of you and what places you have to see.

A few days later you were now in London, getting a tour from one of the Chelsea training stuff before it was time to get introduced to the team as their new teammate.

When it was time for that, the team got called together after the end of the training session, Jessie of course knew what was about to happen and due to not being able to meet up before you would be introduced she could barely contain her excitement to finally see you again.

Magda puts her arm around her shoulder, "Calm down, you seem like you are about to take off, what's going on, you already were like that a few weeks ago?", she questions, again curious about what could cause the out of character behavior from Jessie.

Before she can receive any answers, you walk out onto the field, Jessie's smile getting even bigger. Magda notices this and shares a questioning look between you two, catching the smile you send the Canadian.

"Everyone this is Y/N, she will be joining us here, please make her feel welcomed.", the trainer introduces you, quickly getting swarmed by your new teammates after who are eager to meet you.

Saving Jessie for last, you pull her into a big hug, but making sure not to stay too long before it could cause speculations among the team. But Magda already has her eyes on the both of you, wondering if there could be something between you two with the way the midfielder behaved.

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A few weeks pass and Jessie and you seemed to be attached to each other, where one you were, the other wouldn't be far either, causing some teasing and questioning from your teammates, which you two would always try to ignore.

It's not that you two weren't ready to tell them that you were dating, you just didn't know how and when.

However, it seems like that you wouldn't even need to tell them after a slip up from you two.

It was team movie night, and it was Jessie's and yours turn to host said evening. Since the team had a busy week, you two almost forgot about that until one of the girls, send a text saying they will be there at 6.

In panic, you two realize that there wouldn't be enough snacks and drinks for everyone, so you decided to go out and buy some more while Jessie cleaned the apartment up a little.

Thanks to the traffic, it takes you a little longer to get to the store and back home but when you do arrive you set your keys down with a sigh, "I'm back love!".

Your eyebrows furrow in confusion when you don't receive an answer, walking into the living room, you are surprised by the sight of all your teammates already sitting there. Glancing at the clock on the wall, you realize that it's already past 6, "Oh.".

Locking eyes with Jessie, you send her an apologetic look, before chaos broke out.

"Love?"

"You two are dating?" . - "Are you really surprised?", "I mean no but.."

"Knew it! Pay up Niamh!", turning to look at Sam you send her a look, "Really, you bet on us?", the forward shrugs her shoulder, deadpanning, "Yea, it was obvious.".

Seeing that some of your teammates were ready to continuing the questions, you speak up, "Yes, Jessie and are dating, can we all calm down again now?".

"For how long?", Pernille asks, curious about how long you two have kept this a secret for.

Jessie decides to answer that one, "Almost two years.", "You managed to keep this a secret for two years? -Damn."

"Any more questions or can we finally start the movie?", you ask into the round, and almost immediately hands shot up, wanting to ask more about. Sighing, you realize that it might now take a while before you could actually start the movie night.

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After a few more questions, you actually did watch a movie, which ended moments ago, so everyone is getting ready to leave, when Magda speaks up, "I knew you were behaving weird, you two are cute together though.", causing Jessie to blush as you were not there to hear the words, muttering a, "Thank you.", when they hug before everyone leaves.

Closing the door, you turn to Jessie, "I'm sorry, I thought it wasn't that late yet.", your girlfriend sends you a smile, pulling you into her, "It's okay, it was hilarious seeing their reactions, actually.", she admits.

Laughing quietly when you remember their expressions when you walked in, you agree, "It was funny, I still can't believe Sam bet on us.", "It's Sam what did you expect?", she asks you, causing you to shrug your shoulders.

"I don't know but what I do know is that I need some sleep after that interrogation earlier.", you yawn, "Alright let's get to bed then.", Jessie says, pulling you towards your shared bedroom.

[gifti3]

Okay i wrote this in record time for me. i just got the urge and boom here it is. I wanted to get this out fast so I didn't forget about it.

I called it a CEO AU but honestly its just an AU where MC works as Lucifer's assistant and is ready to wrap up this part of their life and move on to different work.

All the brothers are mentioned in this. And this can be whatever you want honestly. Platonic not so platonic. Maybe MC is dating one of them, maybe not. I kept it pretty vague!

MC is gender neutral.

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"What is this?"

You push the envelope forward. "My letter of resignation."

Maybe it was a bit much handing it to him in person like this, but emailing just felt too cold. And yea he was your boss, but you considered Lucy a friend too and wanted to leave on the best note possible.

"I know you're busy but I wanted to let you know asap so we can plan accordingly."

Surprising to you, Lucifer seems slightly caught off guard. "Did you find new work?"

You nod with a smile. "Yep! It’s pay and benefits aren't as good but it's practically my dream job."

Lucifer observes you. It was obvious that working as his assistant was a lot of stress on you. Asmodeus mentioned your frustrations to him several times. But you always pulled through in the end. 

Did he overestimate you? No, overwork you?

"When do you leave?"

"2 weeks!"

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"They're literally going to the other side of the world you guys!"

“They’re what!?” Mammon responds, bewildered.

"They're moving to the other side of the world! A completely different country--this sucks!" Asmodeus lays his head down in his arms.

Unease fills the meeting room. This was new information to the rest of the brothers, including Lucifer. MC had never mentioned anything about moving and now an unwanted change had become much more unpleasant.  

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"Hey MC! Why didn't ya mention ya were moving to the other side of the world?" Mammon approaches from the meeting room, wasting no time.

"Ohhh... right, I forgot to mention that part to everyone. But it wasn't really that important honestly."

“What do ya mean it’s not important. It’s kind of a big deal!”

"....Okay yeah you're right, but it honestly slipped my mind. By the way, not on the other side of the world. Asmo likes to exaggerate, I swear. Either that or his geography could use some polishing."

You continue dropping random items from inside your desk into a box. You still had a week and half left but you wanted to take all your personal non-work stuff home to avoid forgetting anything. You were honestly surprised by how much unnecessary crap had found its way into the desk. It was a stark difference compared to your first couple of months working here.

When you first started, it sucked honestly. If it wasn't for the amazing pay you would have quit fairly quick. 

The first several months were rough, but with time you started getting used to working for the overbearing perfectionist that was Lucifer. Things started to feel routine, you could access possible issues before they happened. And Lucifer’s brothers coming in and out of this building stopped being an annoyance and began to be something to look forward to. You made friends with each and every one of them. Then even Lucifer eventually came around. And before you knew it had been 4 years.

You always thought about moving on to new work but would forget about it and go back to the usual routine. But recently, you were starting to feel content--no resigned. Like "I guess I could stay here forever…" resigned. And it scared you! So you immediately started job searching more seriously and your months of work paid off.

But I'm still gonna miss this place.

Next, Asmo is out of the room. He walks straight for you and wraps you in a tight hug. "MC don't leave us please!"

"I must--AH you're squeezing me too hard!"

He loosens his hold. "Sorry."

You pat his arm.

“Aren't ya gonna miss me--us? Whatever new people ya meet couldn't measure up to the Great Mammom!”

"That’s definitely true, but I need to spread my wings and fly you guys. Hmm…that sounded better in my head."

You notice Leviathan standing off to the side listening so you give him a smile. 

"Levi, why are you standing over there?"

He jumps but makes his way over from your prompting.

"S-So you really found your dream job. It sucks you're leaving but maybe it's a good thing too…"

You nod. "It's new and a little scary, but just consider it me starting a new arc in life."

"And honestly if you guys really want to talk to me, then keep in touch. You literally all have my number."

Unfortunately, that doesn't seem to help much for cheering up Levi or the other two.

Fortunately though, Satan appears before the silence becomes unbearable.

"So you're finally escaping Lucifer MC?”

"Ha! I guess you could put it that way..."

Asmo crosses his arms, his frown deepening. "Please don't let him overhear that."

Satan shows what he's hiding behind his back. "I'll miss your company but I'd like to send you off on the right foot so I brought you a couple of items."

He hands you the gift bag.

"If this isn't a book, I'll be shocked," you say.

You peep inside and realize there's multiple things.

A hardback book from a series you and Satan are currently reading (of course), a neck pillow, and a kitty eye mask.

"Oh wait there's something else."

You dig in and pull out a bracelet. But not just any bracelet. A very limited edition one. It was official merch for one of your favorite series, but you couldn't afford it at the time when it was released.

"What the heck, how'd you find this? This came out years ago!"

"Lots of online searching, and thanks to Levi and Asmo we found a somewhat reasonable price to all pitch in for."

You put the bracelet on. 

“And in such a short time too…Im.never taking this off!” 

You grin. “Well…now I gotta hug you all!”

Before he responds you're crushing Satan, managing to fluster him. You then pull (a blushing) Levi and then Asmo in for a hug, the latter eagerly returning it. 

“No way ya guys are making me look bad,” Mammon says.

"Get in on the collab next time!" Asmo quips.

“Don't worry Mammon, I'll give you a hug later.”

“What? I didn't say anything about a hug…”

“So you don't want one. Got it.”

“Hold on, wait a second…”

You smirk and shake your head. “Okay help me move my stuff you guys so we have a reason to keep talking.”

-------

"Is Belphie still ignoring me?"

Beel nods. "Sorry MC. I think he just needs more time to process."

The other day after leaving the meeting room the youngest made a beeline for the elevator. He didn't even look your way.

"Ah he wounds me..."

"I'll talk to him. Maybe eating out together would help clear the air?"

“Oo, you, me and Belphie. Let's do it!”

Beel smiles that way you love and you give him a sudden hug. It couldn’t be helped, you had a soft spot for the two youngest brothers.”

“Beel, I’m gonna miss you so much!”

He returns the hug. "Me too. I wish you didn’t have to leave, but what makes you happy is most important."

You pull back to look at his face. “I swear you're way more mature than some of your older brothers.”

-------

As your last day gets closer and closer, the brothers (6 out of 7 at least) accept your impending departure. And along with that came endless gifts. It was like Satan triggered a competition to see who could do better. And it looked like you'd have to spend extra money on moving all this extra stuff that had been dumped on you.

Especially after that shopping spree Asmo took you on.

Start your new life with a new wardrobe MC!

Even Belphie had gotten over his initial shock after your dinner with him and Beel and gifted you several items. 

Please make sure to answer mine and Beel’s messages right away.

Don't worry I won't miss any of you or your brother's texts!

Who's talking about those others?

You chuckle at the memory. Belphie was too much sometimes.

You shake your head and sniffle. 

….Oh god. 

You wouldn't see them in person like this anymore! These moments with them. They would be far and few between once you started your new job.

And for some reason while you're surrounded by half packed boxes in your home, it’s finally hitting you.

Your phone pings and you wipe your eyes.

A text from Lucifer.

That was the last person you expected. He hasn't really been talking to you much outside of work since you gave him your resignation, and even then it was purely professional. It made you feel bad. Like your relationship had regressed.

So you quickly respond.

L: Did you already schedule transportation to the airport?

M: of course 👍 don’t wanna wait last minute

L: Make sure you double check the dates too.

M: lucy are you gonna miss me? :3c

If you didn’t bring it up, he might not say it out right.

L: You're so troublesome.

L: But yes, I will miss you.

L: And I honestly don't understand why you're leaving.

You stare at the messages. How were you supposed to respond to that?

M: i have to. it's what i want to do with my life…

L: Okay. Make sure you're on time tomorrow.

That's it? 

You let out an annoyed sigh.

-----

You're in Lucifer's office first thing in the morning. He looks up with you with a raised eyebrow when you barge in.

You drag a seat directly in front of his desk so he’s forced to look at you. "We are handling this right now. I want to leave here with no loose ends"

"What is there to handle exactly? Youre leaving this job in 3 days to start your new one."

"Lucifer, you're obviously upset at me and I want you to be happy for me....like everyone else."

"I'm not like everyone else."

"Obviously, everyone is different. You're all different. That's not what I meant..."

You take a deep breath, lean forward and rest your arms on his desk. "Be vulnerable with me this one time. I know you're going to miss me but I feel like that's not enough for you to be so cold towards me like this..." 

He’s quiet.

"Please Lucy?"

"...I don't want you to leave. The idea that I won't get to see you easily bothers me."

He looks away

"And I feel like I'm the reason you're leaving."

Oh.

“I'm so sorry, I know sometimes I joke around with your brothers but Lucifer it's not actually you. Work like this has always been stressful for me. It's always been. And I just happened to find where my limit was in this particular job.”

“I love you and all your brothers but my final goal was to always aim for work that would be easier on me mentally in a place where it was enough to sustain me. I just got too used to being here.”

"You handle every situation so calmly though. You're always on top of everything

"Heh my acting skills are just that good! But you're starting to understand I hope?"  

He crosses his arms. “I can’t be happy about you leaving MC.”

Your brows furrow.

“But I suppose I can support you going for what you really want.”

“You know what…I’ll take it!” You rest your head on your arms.

He smirks. “Now get out, I'm busy. We can talk more afterwards.”

[cookiesupplier]

A Friend Down In Hell - Part Fifteen

pairing: Nick Folio x ofc (Ishtar)

warnings/tropes: slow burn, pining, idiot in love, language, drinking, mentions of violence, mentions of torture, mentions of religious mythology.

summary: Folio can't quite tell you how long he's been dead, but it doesn't matter when he has friends like his, and Ishtar. Ishtar, with whom he fell in love the moment he met her. The problem? She doesn't know it. How does he convince a demon, who is practically immortal, to date him when he's dead? How did Ellie do it so easily?

author’s note: Unbetaed.. Enjoy!

To read from the beginning: A Friend Down In Hell Masterlist

And for those that missed Noah & Ellie's Story previously, all Hell-Verse stories will be included here: Combined Hell-Verse Masterlist

tags: @spicywhenspeaking @tearfallpixie @cncohshit @nyxthedestroyerofworlds @lyschko666 @bngurngheart @lacktoesandtoddlerants @sorrowsofsilence @collapsedglasshouses @vinyardmauro @dsireland86 @4rtificialfolio @emmmm127 @badomensls @agravemisstake @sunsshinesunny @blackveilomens

Tag lists are open, please let me know if you'd like to be added to this story, the Hell-Verse as a whole, or Everything

Folio had to a whole week for another of Ishtar’s night’s off to be able to plan this date. Because he wanted it to be a surprise what he was planning, he swore Ellie to secrecy here to on the matter, he couldn’t tell her why they couldn’t just do something during the day instead. No, no, what he wanted to do had to be done at night, there were no two ways about it.

Admittedly, he’d almost caved, two days after their failed date when he was texted with her, and Ishtar was trying to convince him that they could do literally anything. She wouldn’t care what they were doing, she just wanted to spend time with him. Folio, however, was insisting that he had the perfect date planned.. And she’d sent the most simple message to him.

Princess: I miss you Sunshine

Fuck. Right then and there, he’d almost caved and thrown in the towel on his perfect date plans and just rush his way on over to her place.

Folio: Trust me Princess. 😘

After that, they texted normally, and she accepted waiting until her next day off, even though they were both frustrated having to wait. Folio had hope though, so much hope that she was going to love the date that he had planned for them this time. Especially because he and Ellie had spent the week at work researching different vegetarian snack options that would be easy for them to make that he could take for the picnic.

Part of him wanted to do it all himself, but he was glad Ellie was insisting on spending the afternoon of the date night, in his apartment with him. She helped him to prepare everything that he had planned to make ahead of time. Some of it felt a little fancy, and some of it felt like it was just cut up fruits and cheeses. All the same, Ellie assured him that it was the thought that counted, Ishtar would love all of it because he had gone to all the trouble to do it for her. He’d frowned at that and said it wasn’t trouble at all, he just wanted her to have a wonderful night. That was all, making her happy was the whole point. If she wasn’t going to be happy, he’d rather so something else entirely!

When he heard Ellie laugh when he said that, his head had snapped up, what, what was wrong.. Nothing, nothing was wrong Folio, but that was exactly her point. The fact that he was doing all of this for her, was exactly why she would love it. Not everyone would go out of their way would do this for just anyone Folio.. But she would do something like this for Noah.. Just like he would for Ishtar..

He beamed at Ellie when she said that, yea, yea, he liked that. Sure, she did nice things for all the guys all the time, like coming over and helping him prep for his date, but the little special things, that was different.

Folio strapped the basket to the back of his bike carefully. Oh yeah, he got a picnic basket and everything, blanket too, he was making sure to do this right, if they were going out to sit under the stars, they were going to be comfortable doing it. One thing he was beyond thankful for was that he didn’t have to worry about the weather in Hell, unlike in the living realm, while there were storms, they were perfectly predicted. Never, never was there a storm that didn’t run perfectly as predicted as to when it was going to happen. The weather was just as it was ordered, hand in hand along with everything else in the Afterlife. Folio wouldn’t put it past a demon having to deal with paperwork for that too.

Man. He’d hate to be the demon in charge of the weather, that would be a weird job to have, if it existed at all. Maybe he should ask Nicholas about it. He’d ask Noah, but he wouldn’t put it past him to make a joke about it and pretend for far too long even if there wasn’t, cheeky bugger.

Now, on one hand, Folio had considered picking up Ishtar while he still had the blanket and basket on his bike. Ride with her there, and walk along the path together, basket and blanket in hand. However, with the surprise as it was, he wanted it all to be set up fancy, so he went ahead with Ellie’s help to prepare right before he was set to go pick up Ishtar. 

They were going to be by the river, and he had laid out the blanket, set out the basket. Then Folio employed some of the illusion magic he’d worked on over the past few years to summon flowers around the place, petals strewn around the blanket. Floating orbs of light in the air to mark his way to get there to start. Looking at the scene of the picnic, he held his breath. Was it enough, though? Dammit, he wished he’d asked Ellie to wait so he could ask her, but she’d already headed home, not wanting to keep her out all night.

It was good, he could do this, she was going to love it, he knew it. 

Making sure everything was protected and sealed, he made his way back to his bike, and he went to pick up Ishtar.

When he arrived to her building she was waiting for him, oh, oh she was so beautiful, as she always was. Seeing her there, in one of her pretty dresses, he noticed she liked wearing them when she wasn’t having to dress all in black for work, and he didn’t blame her. Who would want to dress the same as work day in an out. Admittedly, it wasn’t the most ideal for riding on his bike, but as long as she wasn’t too uncomfortable, and she was happy, he wasn’t going to suggest otherwise.

Kissing her sweetly before she climbed on the bike, he drove them to the park. But as she stepped off, Folio stood before her, with a cheeky smile,

“Do you trust me, Princess?”

Stepping up from his bike, they were at the park, Ishtar wondered what he was up to with going out for their date. All she could think about was his love for fishing, but, he wouldn’t do that, not when he told her to dress nice. Now he was asking her to trust him, okay, Mister Cheeky.

“Of course, Nick, I absolutely trust you.”

Smiling to him, only to raise an eyebrow when he produced a slip of material and proceeded to tie it around her eyes. After what she presumed was a test to see if she could still see when she felt a brush of wind on her face, a wave of his hand perhaps? Nick started to guide her along a path, his arm around the back of her waist to support her, oh, she knew this path, they were walking to the river.

“I like the river walk Sunshine, I could have seen-”

“Shhh, it's a surprise, wait for it.”

She giggled, okay, okay, she’d let him have his secrets, he sounded so excited too, how could she argue with that? So she walked along the path with him, leaning into his side, trusting him to guide her along the path, while also having a vague memory of how they were going along the way yet. It was when she was Sure they were getting closer to the river now, she could even hear the water up ahead, that Nick was holding her a bit tighter,

“Almost there, Princess.”

Ishtar felt his hand press at her lower back as he moved her a little bit from the path towards the clearing alongside the river, smiling to herself as she wondered what he was up to right now. As they came to a stop, she felt him reach up and pull at the tie behind her head so that the blindfold covering her eyes fell away, and she blinked slightly. The darkness of the surrounding area slowly came into focus, as she then glanced around, oh, the scene before her was so serene that Ishtar couldn’t help the way her breath caught as her heart skipped in her chest.

“Oh, Sunshine, it’s beautiful.”

He’d set out a thick blanket on the grass, it looked so cosy and warm, making her want to brush her fingers across it already. There was also an extra folded blanket to the side with some pillows, both of which were just sweet touches that made her smile as she glanced to him. She brought a hand up to cover her mouth in surprise, there were flowers sprouting around that she knew weren’t usually here. Moving closer, they smelled beautiful, so gorgeous in the soft light of the floating orbs of light in the air illuminating the area in a glow.

“Nick, this is wonderful, thank you!”

Turning back towards him, Ishtar pulled him into a hug, her arms wrapped around him tightly. Giggling when she pulled back, Nick taking her hand and guiding her towards the picnic blanket with everything set out on top of it for them.

“Come.”

Sitting down together, Ishtar sat back as Nick unpacked the picnic basket, absolutely delighted at the detail he’d gone to at putting all of it together, the thought he’d put into everything. Of course, she laughed over all the different things he’d admitted to going to Ellie for help with, her Sunshine was not in the least bit shy about admitting that Ellie had been more than willing to help. For instance, the extra blankets and pillows, her idea. He would have just brought the one blanket, and basket. But the flowers and lights, that was of course, all him, Ellie hadn’t gotten the knack of magic yet, but he was working on helping her with that!

Oh, how much she loved the pride and joy in his eyes when he lit up talking about how much time and effort he’d gone into planning for the date. Giggling, it might be such a silly thing, but she loved listening to him talk, even if it was about something as mundane as planning their date. This was why she knew that even if she had no interest in fishing herself, that she’d still happily go with him. Just to enjoy the day with him, and his, enthusiasm for fishing was intoxicating and it just shined through. She could just imagine how happy he would be when he caught one, and the way he’d already described the animals as beautiful to her, told her that he respected the animals as much as they were due. It wasn’t just about the challenge, and the capture and killing.

Besides, who wouldn’t want a peaceful day by the river, no matter the activity. Here they were having a picnic, she could see herself doing just that while Nick enjoyed his fishing.

They sat, talking, laughing, enjoying their time together, the food, it got darker as the night wore on, and eventually they were curled up under the extra blanket against the pillows, looking up at the stars. Nick had let the glowing orbs in the air fade away, the stars shining ever brighter over head. Ishtar snuggled into his arms, her head on his chest, turned slightly so she could look up to the sky, both of them pointing out different star signs they could see. Some of them she knew, telling him the stories that went with them. Some of them Nick made up off the top of his head, causing her to laugh at the sheer joy of being here with him.

“Princess?”

Ishtar hummed happily, hearing his soft voice with a sigh,

“I know we’re dating, but, you’re my girl, right? I couldn’t imagine anyone else for me.” Looking away from the stars and propping her chin onto Nick’s chest, looking up to him, where his head was propped up onto one of the pillows, her eyes shining a little in the dark, “Are you asking me to be your girlfriend, Sunshine?” His smile was bright, and instant, nothing shy about him. Seemed he was excited with the way she said that, and it made her so happy to see it, even if she knew he could barely see her in the dark, the joy on his face was clear. She was so happy that he wasn’t about to back away from the thought of being with her.

“Absolutely.”

Oh, it warmed her heart that Nick wasn’t the kind of man that would hedge and turn back and say it depended on whether she said yes. He was absolutely asking her, and her smile was just as bright in turn. Her answer came without a moment hesitation.

“I am absolutely your girl, Nick Folio, all yours.”

Giggling as his lips pressed her so eagerly, with absolutely no finesse, no grace whatsoever, but she wouldn’t take him, or any other kiss in the world. She shrieked with laughter as he rolled them over, enveloping them in his arms so she was the one laid back in the pillows, and he could kiss her properly. Her hands ran down his arms as she smiled up at him.

“Maybe, one day, you’ll even think about bonding with me.”

Divider by @saradika-graphics

[this-is-lightning]

Supercorp FicRec P. 29

The next part in my ongoing ficrec series. I go through my bookmarks on AO3 and select the ones I like the best and add a little commentary on why. 5 fics per part. 

Masterpost

we're playing to a full house, darling (but this show can't go on) by the_ominous_owl

Kara’s struggling to find work. Lena’s struggling to find herself. When fate (with some help from Cat Grant) casts them into the same orbit they find themselves completely off-script, because while everyone knows about the sins of the father, they're somewhat less clear about the sins of one’s siblings. Throw into that an audience hungry for stories at the expense of fact, a showrunner with a plan nobody saw coming, and a co-star who steadfastly refuses to keep it in his pants, and you’ve got a tale so dramatic even the protagonists have noticed. or the one where they’re both actresses with a surprising amount of baggage for two people who haven’t met yet.

w: 37,360

r: teen and up

The actress trope done very, very well. Slowburn. Lena's got it so very bad but shes got baggage. Kara is captain oblivious. They figure it out tho. Lots of intimacy and feelings. There's a part two bt that ones still a wip.

It's Funny Right up Until It's Not by ThornedRose44

It's funny because it's harmless… It's funny because it's never a big deal… It's funny because it's forgotten by the next day… It's funny because she's fine. She's always fine… Until… she’s not...

w: 12,131

r: mature

Yea so this one cut deep. Happy ending but were digging into the "haha quarterly assassination lol" witch is really not funny at all. Angst but so so heartfelt and wonderful. Some-when after S5.

musings from 504 by sapphic_luthor

“We got Supergirl’s mail again,” a voice calls from behind a massive, unidentifiable sculpture as it steps through the door. He sets the piece down just as the words leave his mouth, and then the dark-haired boy spins to face you, hand outstretched to drop a letter onto the countertop, and he breathes, “Oh, fuck.” You look toward your new roommates, and register the panic on their faces. “Wait,” you say, but your mind is jumping to conclusions that your mouth is far too embarrassed to vocalize, so you find that you don’t have any follow-up. “Are you--” you start, but you know it’s true even before you ask. “Seriously?”

w: 7,670

r: teen and up

So how much do we all think Kara's neighbors know about her life? An outsiders perspective on the Superfriends. Funny and fun and heartfelt.

Bizarre Love Triangle by powergrapes

One day, two women meet on the subway. The recently dumped Lena is recovering from a broken heart, and Kara is grappling with the open-ish relationship she has with her long-distance boyfriend. They decide that they’re going to become friends. The kind of friends who also have totally casual, no-strings-attached, nobody’s-catching-feelings sex. What could go wrong? As Alex puts it: “Kara. This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done. And I’m including the time that you set fire to your own hair and nearly burned the house down trying to do some spell you found on MySpace to make Troy Bolton materialize in real life and marry you.” Or: Lena and Kara go around New York City eating food and banging each other until their feelings eat away at them, and Alex tries not to have an aneurysm about it.

w: 113,061

r: explicit

So so so well written. Gets pretty angsty but the payoff is so worth it. Lots of feelings and fun and fluff too. And very VERY good smut. A MUST read!

The Luthor Family by MyCatIsMyEditor

Following Lex’s death Lena finds herself guardian to the four year old nephew she never knew existed. She also finds herself in need of help. Who better to help her than her best friend and National City’s favourite Kryptonian. It’s just a little awkward that her nephew is scared of Supergirl. OR Kara and Lena raising Lex’s son while slowly getting together with a bunch of cute fluff and some angst thrown in as they work together to be the best parents possible to a scared little boy.

w: 95,676

r: mature

Digs a lot into the issues with fostering a child who was neglected and abused. But its very well done and there's a lot of fluff too. Kara and Lena slip into the parent role very well. But of course this whoe situation digs up issues of theirs too. They build a wonderful family and support net and finally get to be so so happy with everyone at their side.

Don't forget to leave some love for the writers on AO3! Much love and happy reading!

[destinyc1020]

Long press tours need to be planned right by giving your actors breaks in between to adjust to time differences. If you don't, they are going to be dead on their feet. WB I feel planned this tour badly. Instead of having them go back to los angeles after Mexico, they should have gone directly to Paris on the 7th. They would have arrived the 8th and had a few days to adjust. WB had them fly out from los angeles on the 10th so they arrived in Paris on the 11th and went straight to work early morning on the 12th. There is a nine hour time difference between Paris and los angeles and the flight over was over ten hours. All these morning press events this week are going to feel like the middle of the night for them. WB would have served them better by giving them a few days off in between to allow their body to adjust . I still remember what Tom said in his GQ interview about Sony and how they overworked him on the first promo tour and this reminds me of that.

Yea girl, it's crazy! 🤪 Even traveling overseas for VACATION can be exhausting to me. 😩 Idk how celebrities do it time after time after time. 😫

One thing about me is that I NEED my sleep to be able to function at my best lol. I'm not one of those ppl who can get 4 hrs of sleep and be just fine the next day. No way lol 😂

I agree with you Anon, WB didn't plan this press tour that well, but maybe they didn't have a choice? Maybe some of those venues or locations didn't have availability until certain dates?

And some of the cast has also either been doing promo for other projects, or filming other projects in between all of this as well (Austin, Rebecca, Florence, etc), so it's also having to work in btwn everyone's schedules too 🥴

But yea, press tours can be really draining... I'm not even surprised Tom said that about Sony. 🥴 That press tour for HOCO was legit CRAZY! LOL 😅 I know Sony can be pretty press-heavy, especially for their Marvel films. 😫

And WB markets the hayell out of their films.... Look at Barbie lol 😆 I honestly don't know how Austin survived the Elvis press tour with all of those Elvis Q&A's, AND the awards season of 2022/2023... including filming two films back-to-back. 🥴 That's just crazy!

[gemwolfz]

good morning chat (<- it's 12:30 pm) its time for a GEM FROG WATCHPOST (instead of putting it in the bg while i draw because ive accepted i cant draw and read at the same time)

btw my very legal straming site doesnt have episode descriptions and no way im remembering an episode thats been mentioned by number so i have no idea what im getting into. also im setting a timer to truly see how long my autistic ass can stretch a 15 minute episode. ok lets get started :)

okay first of all intro i havent seen yet lets GOOOO. PURURU SIGHTING IN THERE HEY GIRL!! i actually need to watch some eps with pururu in em btw. like hey show her to me. anyway good intro lots of guys spotted :)

^ CATEGORY 5 DORORO EVENT HI. experiencing the horrors as usual i see

i see so this is what we're doing today huh. do you intend to rip my heart out.

im sorry they have a fucking invasion planning chore wheel? thats really funny

OH IT'S THIS ONE HUH. THIS IS WHAT WE'RE DOING HUH (lovingly)

wcdonalds btw. sorry sorry wcdonalds cracks me up every time in any show

^^ his ass did NOT process what was just said!!!

he had it right the first several times cmon man.

hes taking this in stride huh. even in category 5 THE LORE situations the silly grind doesnt stop

why is zeroro resonance so fucking stupid btw. sorry man.

screenshot that speaks for itself man

somehow i dont think "my alien ninja partner is in serious trouble i need to leave immediately" will be counted as an excused absence by your teachers but after scaling a building in a single leap i dont think anybodys gonna question you. i love you koyuki

[this image set broke in the editor but it included keroro and tamama calling zeroro SO MEAN for not explaining his plan to them] frankly i respect keroros unwillingness to treat situations with the proper gravity because i do the same thing king

his ass does not care

he changed his mind something is terribly wrong

okay lets be real here the platoon would NOT have found him there. if he hadn't been able to contact koyuki he'd have been fucked. badly. something something being saved again by the person who showed you the warmth and beauty the planet has to offer

literally yeah the fate of the planet is held by natsumi being able to throw frogs like splat balls. pov youre giroro and the number one person standing between you guys and invasion is decidedly the girl who is constantly personally stopping you from blowing shit up. this is a personal attack

important and relevant but also im sorry "brat" is incredibly funny word choice coming from tamama

no reaction i can put into words. btw this episode is labelled as a filler episode. just so you know. i just think thats funny. haha so silly

aye.......................................... i would be using more reaction images but i have to prioritize screenshots. anyway god.

they were holding their fucking BREATH. his ass could have died!! badly!!! their deep sigh of relief is not as visible as i'd have hoped but you know. you feel me.

there are reactions i am making that are sound effects i cannot put into words sorry. im better at posting silly nonsense im sure you understand. hell, post horse staring at the ocean MAN again

he goes "i'm sorry about that, everyone!" as if it was fucking nothing. DUDE. This is why you caught that trauma-eating brain parasite because you just act like shit was NOTHING DUDE...

........yea...........................

NO EYECATCH OR ANYTHING? YOURE JUST GONNA TAKE US TO THE NEXT EPISODE? OKAY. OKAY THATS FINE. THAT'S FINE.

gem conclusion:

anyway i spent an hour watching this ten minute episode. sorry for maybe a weak reaction post i need to stir this episode in my head like a soup. thank you plates for your recommendation. join me in the rbs later as i may watch episode B and experience whatever tonal whiplash this episode came with

[sakurachan7734]

Teenage rebellion

Chapter 7: opera singer

Tw: attempted murder

Charlie: so how am I going to get in without people noticing I’m a robot?

Zachary: we will just give the guy your ticket and say you’re gonna be late and we will help you get in through a window

Charlie: ok

Meanwhile with Aristotle in the dressing room

Aristotle pov

I have been waiting for this for a long time and I can’t mess this up in the slightest I have been practicing for months hopefully nothing goes wrong with the show i had finished putting the dress on and now working on my hair and jewelry I know my boyfriends are coming over so I’m not to worried

Meanwhile with Jackson and Charlie

Jackson:* pull Charlie up to the window* geez you’re heavy

Charlie: i’m a robot I’m made of metal Jacka$$

Jackson: I know but I have no muscle on my body

Charlie: then why are you putting me into the theater?

Jackson: they told me to do it since I have the longest arms

Charlie:* climbs with the window* yea i understand now thanks

Jackson: you’re welcome let’s go sit down

They all sit down on a balcony seating area to watch the show when the show starts they were so memorized by Aristotle singing they didn’t notice the somebody was on the stage lights and unscrewing some of the screws so if somebody moves it would immediately fall on someone a few minutes past and someone moves the light to the side Aristotle is on and the light falls on nearly everyone, including Aristotle everyone in the theater starts freaking out and a ambulance was called a ambulance

Zachary: what the hell happened?!

Charlie: I don’t know!!

Jackson: calm down you two!! I’m sure Aristotle will be fine!

Zachary: listen I know you’re blind but Aristotle got crushed

Jackson: what isn’t Aristotle already dead?

Zachary: yes but I don’t know if their father can bring them back if they do end up in the hospital

Jackson:……

Charlie: let’s just hope that they survive

A few minutes later a ambulance arrived and takes everyone everyone to the hospital and a lot of them were pronounced dead on the spot only a few lived Aristotle was one of them but they are in a full body cast and would be out of the hospital in a few months

Aristotle pov

Welp everything that could have went wrong went wrong and now I’m in the hospital in a body cast I probably won’t be released until the beginning of summer I’m surprised that I survived a 20,000 pond light falling on me every part of my body hurts I’m lonely In here because I can’t have gusts right now because It’s about 10:30 pm

Aristotle is about to go to sleep but they heard a knock on the window looking over to see Jackson, Charlie and Zachary opening the hospital window

Aristotle: should I be scared or impressed that you guys found my room?

Charlie: both

Aristotle: you guys are cute when you are worried when one of us gets hurt

Zachary: you almost became a pancake why wouldn’t be worried?!

Aristotle: hay hay I get it don’t be to loud there are other people here

Zachary: oh sorry

Jackson:* sits down on a chair next to the bed* so how are you feeling?

Aristotle: fine everything hurts

Charlie: I can imagine oh and they people that took out the screws

Aristotle: really who?

Zachary: you know those twins Leon and Luis?

Aristotle: yea?

Zachary: well apparently from what Charlie found out is they were planning on sabotaging the show because they didn’t like anyone who was singing but they didn’t plan on killing anyone or causing any harm they tried saying that they unscrewed the wrong light

Aristotle: f**king Christ

Jackson: yea nobody believed them and they are in jail

Aristotle: good

Jackson: when will you be out of here?

Aristotle: probably at the beginning of summer

Charlie: ok we will miss you and we will visit you

Aristotle: I know you will

They all hang out for a few minutes until Charlie, Zachary and Jackson go home 

The next day

Lavender: how are you feeling?

Aristotle: fine body hurts

Lavender: good dads are on the way

Aristotle: good

Lavender: why is there black goo everywhere?

Aristotle: my friends came over yesterday

Lavender: ok when will be back home?

Aristotle: probably when summer begins 

Lavender: awww I will miss you 

Aristotle: I know but you can visit me every day if you want to 

Lavender: I know and I will!

Florence: hello Aristotle

Aristotle: hello father I’m glad you are here

Florence: why wouldn’t we be? If you were already dead you would be

Aristotle: I know father

Dýo: hay kiddo how are you feeling?

Aristotle: hay dad I’m fine my body hurts

Dýo: do you need any medicine?

Aristotle: as far as I know no I don’t

Florence: ok I think you may need to take some medicine when you are out

Aristotle: ok

A few weeks later with Zachary and zoe later that night

Zachary: what do you want Zoe?

Zoe: where are you going?

Zachary: to see one of my partners 

Zoe: where?

Zachary: the hospital

Zoe: what happened to them?

Zachary: they just got really badly

Zoe: ok

Zachary leave the apartment to go to the hospital stoping by a florist to get Aristotle flowers before it made his was to the hospital

Zachary:* knocks on the door* Aristotle can I come in?

Aristotle: yes

Zachary:* enters the room* hi babe

Aristotle: hi Zachary

Zachary: it’s been a few weeks since I seen you how are you?

Aristotle: I have been fine I feel a bit better

Zachary:* puts the flowers down* good

Aristotle: aww you brought me flowers

Zachary: yea I did I figured I would

Aristotle: thank you

Zachary:* sits down on the bed*

Aristotle: ow don’t lean against me

Zachary: oh sorry anyway I wanted to ask you if when you get out of here do you want to go on a date in the woods with Jackson and Charlie?

Aristotle: you know I would love to

Zachary: good hopefully you can get out of here sooner

Aristotle: yea

Zachary and Aristotle talk for hours well if felt like a few minutes

Nurse: visiting time is over 

Zachary: ok bye Aristotle

Aristotle: bye

Zachary: remember date night when you get out!

Aristotle: yes I will



End of chapter





[wandawiccan60]

Happy Halloween Darlin'- (Modern AU)

A Reggie Kray & Ronnie X Nora(FemOC) Drabble

A/N: Hey everyone and happy Fall so far I wanted to write this short drabble and this fic inspired me when I went to Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios Hollywood some time ago (it's a Halloween event that they do every year for those of you who don't know). And I wanted to make a short cute story including the Kray Twins and I thought what if The Krays traveled to a Halloween haunt for fun you know?? So here it is and I hope you guys enjoy this short story. I want to thank you all again for reading my fics as always. Please again comment, reblog, and support the blog. It'll mean so much for the page and I appreciate you all as always who stick around and read my stories. As always guys thank you for reading and catch up with you guys again later. See Ya!!!

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Word Count: 2,718

WARNING 18+ ONLY!!!: Some Cussing, Spooky Themes, Some Sexy Time, Some Fluff, & Halloween Vibes

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“Reggie dear, can we not go, please? You know how I act if we go to this Halloween attraction you bought tickets for in America. You already should know that I hate spooky and disturbing things,” Nora said, folding her arms together while giving an angry pout to Reggie.

Ronnie, however, was busy reading a newspaper next to where Nora was sitting, while a small smile spread across his face. Both Ronnie and Reggie have a thing for extreme Halloween-haunted attractions, and they thought that going to America would be a fresh experience. Here around East London, there are many that they have gone to multiple times in the past. But almost everything was the same scares and themes, and mostly it got to a point that it was boring. But it was Reggie’s idea to plan a trip to California where they have multiple theme parks that make their own Halloween haunts. Without telling Nora, both Ronnie and Reggie booked tickets anyway, knowing that his lovely girl doesn’t enjoy getting scared.

“Wha’ are you jokin’ love? It will be fun, I promise you, if you don’ like it we can do something else around there instead. I hear they also have drinks, music, and many rides to go on. We can do that and not go into the haunted houses, but baby please come with us for us please yea?” Reggie said, sitting down next to Nora but she looked the other way, not wanting to look at him.

“Yea Nora, we promise tha’ we won’ leave your side. Besides, if any of those fuckers get close to you, we will beat them to the ground. What we care about the most is wanton’ you to feel safe and maybe you’ll love this Halloween event,” Ronnie now said resting the newspaper down on his lap as he continued speaking and looking at Nora in her eyes, “it would be lonely if you won’ come with us, especially you are our lovely wife. But come now, love, come with us just this once. And like Reggie says, if you don’ like it and think it will be too much for ya, we will leave alrigh’?”

Nora then let out a small sigh while she rolled her eyes at the twins, clearly being outnumbered by both of her boys she loved ever so infinitely. Since she was a little girl, Nora found nothing fun about Halloween, but she did like to decorate for the season. But never in her life. She has ever gone to a Halloween haunted house where you pay scare actors to scream, holler, or chase after you. The only fun things she has done when Halloween was around the corner were staying at home, making some tasty desserts with her parents, going trick or treating, and just enjoying the orange leaves that fall from the trees. But she never once thought of going to get scared since she gets scared easily and would rather want to go home. While the Krays waited for Nora’s last call, she then gave up and took hold of Reggie’s and Ronnie’s hands, caressing her thumbs against their skin.

“Fine, I will go with you two, but don’t regret this because I will not want to talk to you boys when we get back home. And to put the cherry on top, and I promise you, no sex for 2 months. How about that, my lovely boys, deal?” Nora said, giving a sly smile, making both gangsters’ eyes open wider in surprise. 

“Yea sure we can handle that love… right Ronnie?” Reggie said, looking at his brother with a disappointed look. Ronnie just struggled and nodded his head, feeling nervous about what Nora said. 

“Well now, I am exhausted. We should all head to bed, my lovely kings. But I am serious about what I am telling you both, so keep that in mind, yea? Anyway, let’s go, we must rest up and actually, I got a surprise for both of you, if you would like to see that is,” Nora said biting her bottom lips gently as she stood up from the couch, still holding both of the Krays hands.

“Do you baby? Well, then we should not waste any more time than let’s see what you got for us then baby,” Ronnie said, feeling his now crotch bulge against his trousers while Reggie licked his lips, thinking, whatever Nora will surprise them with. She let out a small giggle while letting go of their large hands. Nora then sat on Reggie’s lap, giving him small wet kisses as Ronnie caressed her firm, sexy ass with his right hand. She then made her way towards Ronnie, giving those same wet kisses to Reggie. As the trio exchanged more erotic kisses, they then made their way to the bedroom, where they always share their sexual desires under the covers. Some hours later, Nora, Ronnie, and Reggie breathed heavily in and out, trying to relax their bodies. They spread out their clothes and a witch hat on the floor as Nora then gave a quick kiss on both of their cheeks while the boys wrapped their arms around her lovely body. One by one the twins drifted off to relaxed sleep, except Nora, who was the last person who was still wide awake. Thinking and feeling uneasy about the event she has to go to with the boys. She really didn’t want to go at all, but deep inside her heart she had too for the sake of Reggie and Ronnie. Knowing that they will feel sad that she won’t be around since they can’t go anywhere without their loving wife. Nora then let out a small quiet sigh, shifting on her body to the right side, caressing her fingers against Reggie’s left cheek. Nora then hears Ronnie let out a small groan as he wrapped his large arm around her stomach. Laying his chin gently on top of her shoulder, his eyes stilled closed, which this made Nora chuckle at this cute gesture. 

“My silly handsome boys, I love you both so much,” she said in a low whisper, feeling her now heavy eyes consuming her to sleep, thinking of a happier place in her dreams.

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California, USA- Halloween Day🎃

“My darlings, can we not go anymore, and instead get our money back and go somewhere else?” Nora said while walking their way to the theme parks entrance, which had many spiderwebs, jack-o'-lanterns, and other spooky decorations.

“Nora, are you jokin’ right now, love? We came all this way from home and now you want to chicken out when literally we’re right outside of the front gates? Come on, baby please just one haunted house for us please we promise you yea?” Ronnie said, holding onto her right hand under his muscular arm as Reggie did the same with her other arm.

“Ugh, I hate you both so much, and fine, fine, but keep in mind what I told you boys before we left home. So don’t whine about it after we are done with this fucking thing,” she said in an annoyed tone, making their way to the large line of people waiting to get inside the park.

Nora and the twins arrived in California two days ago, knowing they had plenty of other time to visit other places before the event. Nora felt relaxed when they would go to a coffee shop or take a walk around a park while enjoying the many orange and brown leaves of Fall. They also had the chance to go to a family friendly pumpkin trial where there were many carved pumpkins with adorable designs. Which Nora found enjoyable and something that distracted her mind and not thinking of the Halloween haunt she didn’t want to go. She wished that was the type of Halloween she wanted to spend instead of going to something more intense and not family friendly. 

After what felt like an hour has gone by, the sky was now dark as Nora and the Krays made their way inside the amusement park, getting themselves ready to have a good time. Nora then held onto both of their arms as they walked through a foggy trail where some ambience music played in the background. 

“Are you ready to get scared, darlin’?” Reggie said cheerfully, making their way through the smokey trial while Nora just ignored him while rolling her eyes.

“I think that is an exciting expression of a yes to me Reg, but I am looking forward to this,” Ronnie said with a smile while in the far distance they heard some people yelling out loud. 

Nora felt her muscles tense, expecting the worst to come even though they hadn’t gotten scared yet. She then tightens her hands around the boy’s arms until suddenly one of the scareactor’s popped out from the fog. This made Nora let out a loud scream at the top of her lungs. The scareactor, who was dressed as a creepy scarecrow with blood gushing out from his eyes, laughed while he made his way to scare his next victim. Nora then buried her face against Ronnie’s left shoulder as another actor dressed up all in black wearing a plague doctor mask appeared from the fog. 

“Oh, you fuckin’ bastard, you got me,” Reggie said between chuckles while the plague doctor made some disturbing screeching noise as he then got close to Nora.

“Ahhh, no please get the fuck away from me!” Nora yelled out as another performer, this time a woman dressed all in black with black and white makeup on her face growled close to her right ear.

Nora didn’t want to stick around for much longer until she let go of Ronnie’s and Reggie’s hands running away from them. The plague doctor and a Wolfman then chased behind her until she made it to the restrooms. Refusing to go back into the open while the scareactor gestured her to come out from safety while Reggie then made his way to her side.

“Oh, she is a runner, ain’t she, huh? Haha, I’m going to eat you alive when you come out here again?” Said the man in the Wolf mask, making a growling sound. Reggie then hugged Nora more tightly, not moving an inch away from the restrooms.

“Nora love, come on they won’t bite I got you,” said Reggie in between giggles while holding tightly onto Nore who she buried her face against his broad chest. 

“Reggie, I’m too scared to go out there again. I don’t think I can do this anymore,” she said, feeling her legs shaking lightly as Ronnie then made his way next to Nora, placing a gentle hand on top of her right shoulder, trying to relax her.

“Nora, it’s alright. Those scary fuckers are gone, and don’t back down, love, we are here with you. We will never leave your side. We promise you, you are our brave girl. Come on, let’s get going, yes?” Ronnie said with encouragement, caressing the back of her black hair, which she then looked between Reggie and Ronnie.

She took in a deep breath and let out a long slow exhaled, giving in the words that Ronnie gave her. After a moment later, she then felt more at ease and the next thing they know they ended up doing their first haunted house maze of the night. Nora was screaming and laughing while Ronnie let out girl-like screams while Reggie laughed his ass off. While holding onto Nora by her waist, trying to fast walk through the last room of the haunted maze. Once they got out of the house, they all breathed in some fresh air. Ronnie placed his hands on top of his knees. Bending forward, trying to regain his strength from screaming too much.

“Reggie, you fucking wanker, you said you were going to go in the front. What the fuck?” he said in an annoyed tone. Reggie was busy laughing along with Nora, who she had a big smile on her face.

“Haha, you should have heard yourself, baby. I never thought you had a scream of a 7-year-old girl in ya. I should have video taped that and saved it for later,” Nora said, giving Ronnie a peck on his left cheek rolling his eyes in embarrassment.

“Fuck off the both of ya, yea, we should keep going. We have more houses to go do. How are you feeling so far? Is it too much for you already since you seem you’re not bothered at all by your acting right now? Are you liking it?” Ronnie said, wrapping his left arm around her small shoulders, giving her a smile which Nora nodded her head yes.

“At first I was skeptical of it, but once we went inside, it wasn’t too bad. I really enjoyed it very much. Everyone is coming out from everywhere. You can’t seem to not run or hide anywhere since they are all over the place,” she said, letting out another giggle, feeling her heart pumping with excitement then what she felt in the beginning.

“That’s wonderful to hear, see, and you said you didn’t want to come. And yes, we should do everything else before it gets late. We should go through this path now, come along then,” Reggie said, pointing to the other side as the trio made their way towards the other mazes they needed to go through.

At the end of the night, Ronnie, Reggie, and Nora accomplished in going through all the scary houses. But before their fun ended, they ended up going on some rides, which Nora’s favorite was the chair swing ride. Feeling her legs dangling in the air while the tail of the ride went around and around. Once the ride was over, they all made their way out of the theme park as they walked their way back to the hotel room. Which was literally next door to the theme park and all the while, Nora was holding onto her big stuffed unicorn that Ronnie won for her in one of the small carnival games. Both Kray twins only smiled, seeing how happy she looked, knowing she enjoyed a night she will probably not forget.

“Did you like tonight’s event, my sweet girl?” Reggie said, giving a kiss on her right cheek.

“Hehe, you know you think I might sound crazy but we should do that again, but next year, of course. I was expecting it to be more horrible than I thought it would be. But honestly, I ended up wanting more and never wanting it to end. What do you say, boys? Next year, we should come back again. And this time I choose where we should get scared. Is that an agreement?” She said, giving a look between the two, hoping they will say yes. 

“Why fuck yes, my dear! Of course we can do this again. How can we say no to you, ey?” Reggie said with a smile crouching nose at her way of making her let out a ‘yay’ like a little toddler.

“Thank you, boys, so much for this night. I will never forget this moment, especially with the two of you,” Nora said, hugging both of their arms with her arms as the boys gave her side kisses on both of her cheeks.

“Happy Halloween, my sweet lovely creature,” The Krays said in unison as they reached the front door of the hotel, letting Nora go in first.

“And happy Halloween to you too, my naughty handsome devils. Now what do you say we do something funnier before the sacred yea?” She said with a side smile and a quick wink. This made Reggie and Ronnie smile big at what she meant.

“Then what are we waiting for then? The night is still young for us,” Ronnie said while Nora then grabbed both of the boy’s shirts with both of her hands, giving a small tug for them to follow her.

“Then follow my lead, then my sexy gangsters,” Nora said cooingly, giving them both wet kiss on both of their lips as they did what they were commanded.

Oh, she is fucking sexy. Our woman is everything for us….

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[sleepsmackdown]

I have arrived with The Second Coming propaganda

Spoilers ahead. if you even care (Also I'll just be calling her TSC from now on bcs it's faster)

(Obligatory None of the stick figures in this series have canonical genders/pronouns and I'm just using what I want disclaimer)

Literally the FIRST thing girlie did when brought to life was make friends who were instantly fuckin murdered. She got reasonably mad and tried to fight back but ermm bein stuck in a computer when the person you're fighting exists irl isn't exactly a fair fight. They did end up talking it over (and her friends were revived) but you cannot fucking tell me that's a pleasant experience to have after being alive for like 2 minutes

Next she discovered minecraft and decided to show it to her friends!!! One of them instantly got possessed by Herobrine and tried to kill them all. They barely managed to delete the game in time. And guess who had to make the entire plan to get to the damn trash binnnnn it was TSC!!!! yippie she cannot catch a fucking break

There have been multiple occasions where she was trying to sleep but her friends were playing music so fucking loudly

Then her friends disappeared and she had to go find them and she almost gave up bcs she was lost and had no idea where she was and had almost died a few times. Then they showed up and BARELY managed to make it back home they were SO close to becoming monster food

Then all of her friends got possessed (AGAIN) (INCLUDING HER BTW) but they somehow managed to squeak by and free themselves

Then she found out she has predecesors (The Chosen One and The Dark Lord) who were in the middle of. an argument. yea She and her pals went to see what's goin on and Dark and Chosen were fighting each other neck to neck bcs Dark was trying to dsetroy the entire INTERNET so TSC and her friends stepped in after Chosen was too tired to keep fighting and Dark instantly demolished them all. The ONLY reason TSC didn't fucking die while her friends did was bcs she was made the same way as Dark (and Chosen). Getting stabbed a bajilion times unlocked her powers and she managed to beat the shit out of Dark and revive everyone. It's implied that she doesn't really remember that though. And she never really uses her powers again so I imagine they only come out in specific circimstances

SURELY she'll catch a break nowNOPE this guy she's never seen before is trying to destroy the fucking world so they gotta stop him now!!!! The entirety of season 3 happens in the span of like 2 hours which is so fucked. They all almost fucking die AGAIN MULTIPLE TIMES. Literally every single tragedy ends with a close call. PLEASE let my girl have a nice, long nap she needs it SO bad

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[saclarclay]

au where my commander goes back in time to after fighting zhaitan, i'm gonna ramble about it so dont expect some beautiful writings or anything i never do that here. I would get stuck trying to find the right word

Wouldn't it be funny if she goes back right on the party just after she told the marshal to enjoy the party and everyone's dancing, she was all happy n cheery before trahearne notice the far look on her face and she suddenly looks terrified and upset.

Orinvia looks around as if everything is foreign to her and ask what just happened before dragging trahearne away and explained him everything that has happened in the future

Ok a lil funny bits where orinvia asked traheane to run away with her n say fck it cus everyone's not going to appreciate their effort n push the blame on both of them, mostly on her cus well trahearne died, the 'lets run away and get married or something, fck tyria' while bawling her eyes out

I mean clearly she was panicking n what ever happened in the future is real n it traumatized her cus no way his commander who always appears strong would randomly cried right after a party, after the victory of defeating zhaitan n so he tried to calm her down first before making a conclusion

"Then... we still can't run away. We may have made...a mistake, on the 1st dragon, but we can still find a way to stop mordremoth. You said you have a really smart little friend who could help us find a way to stop mordremoth."

N oh omg wouldn't this scene be touching, orinvia looks up at him n was like "You believe me?..."

N HE JUST GIVE HER THE GENTLE SMILE ADMITTING THAT THERE’S STILL A LIL DOUBT IN HIM IN WHAT COMMANDER SAID BUT HE WANTS TO BELIEVE HER

AAAAAAAA

Trahearne notice for the next couple of days orinvia just looks so restless n admit that she's been having nightmare about the past--future in this case

Also hang this part just a second cus i sort of want trahearne to be able to see orinvia's dream, like maybe he offered some help by fighting whatever nightmare that she has but then i thought what if mordremoth managed to gain the vision as well that's not gonna be fun

But let's take the risk, he sees everything in her dreams, including the part where she had to kill him with

"By the pale tree..."

Kek it all makes sense to him now why she's like this i mean who wouldn't be

Hhh the lil scene where orinvia cried on his shoulder while trahearne just hold her close while whispering sweet words like "I'm here... I'm right here, shh, it's alright..."

AAAAAAAAAA

N so here's the hard part, how should they 'defeat' mordremoth, how exactly to stop him. His weakness is his mind which would require someone to enter his mind to fight him like what we did, but then they're taking the risk of mordremoth planting his seed again---idk why but that part always makes me laugh little *cough* anyway

Yea

How to make the dragon seed goes dormant

Also here's the other funny thing I thought of, what if the plan was to once again connect trahearne's mind with mordremoth but this time they manage gain control n tame the dragon, dunno how, just pretend we get past the complicated part n now mordremoth n trahearne keep switching around once in awhile. Mordremoth ends up enjoying the lil adventure trahearne n his pact are doing, n he would be this sassy dragon mking comments whenever someone's doing something dumb

Wouldn't that make trahearne sort of like a god, ascended, cus he's now merged with the creator of sylvari lmao

If the fused marshal now get together with orinvia would it be threesome or should i say treesome--I'm sorry.

[21witnokidz]

IN THE GHETTO

Chapter 16

“Come on boy stay still”

Despite Dutch’s demands to keep Copper out of the the camp Arthur just wouldn’t have it. He saw how happy the dog made you so he just hid the dog in your tent without anyone knowing.

But who knew giving a dog could be so hard? You took him down to the river and put him in the water. At first he tried to fight and started thrashing around but you finally got him to stay still.

“That’s it boy”

“He’s a little stubborn but he can learn to listen with enough time” Arthur laughed.

After his bath you led Copper to your tent and begged him to stay so y'all wouldn't get caught.

“Stay Copper. Stay”

You and Arthur went back to camp and sat down.

“And where have y’all been? Fuckin in the woods again?”Bill asked

“Shut up” You and Arthur said in unison.

Dutch came by and sat next to you.

“Come on Dutch tell me something. Where are we on that ambush?”

“I decided today is the time that we do it. So it’s important that everyone gets fed well and we’ll go at-“ he stopped to look at his watch “In 2 hours”

You were a little nervous. Of course you wanted to avenge your parents but still. You don’t even know how you are going to react when you see that man again.

“Can I come with y’all?” John asked coming out of the trees from target practice.

“No John you’ll stay here. It’s too dangerous” Annabelle insisted.

“But I’ve gotten much better-“

“I said no”

“Darling” Dutch went over and put his hands on Annabelle's shoulders “John is more than capable now. I’m not his father so I have no say in whether he can go or not”

Hosea walked over to you. “And what about you y/n? Are you ready? We can always just go there and bring back the man instead of you having to risk your life out there”

“No I owe it to all of you too. If the O’Driscolls are an enemy of everyone in this gang then I’m gonna help to fight it”

“You don’t owe us anything y/n” Arthur put his hand on top of yours.

While this sentimental moment was going on you could hear Pearson screaming.

“No you stupid mutt! Don’t eat outta there! That’s for humans not dogs!”

“You two still kept that thing around?” Dutch brought out his gun and aimed at Copper.

You ran towards him and forced his gun down. “Dutch please don’t! Maybe if you allowed him to stay with us we could’ve taught him not to eat from the food pot!”

Before Dutch could even respond he heard the sound of horses approaching. It was the O’Driscolls. But how did they find out where you were though?

“Well if it isn’t Dutch Van Der Linde and his little boy band” Colm snickered.

“How did you find us?” Dutch demanded.

“Your two boys over there left their clothes with their scent on them. We got our dogs to follow the scent back and here we are”

This wasn’t planned at all. We were supposed to ambush them. Not the other way around.

Dutch looked back and ordered all the defenseless people to hide, including Bessie, Annabelle, and Pearson. Meanwhile everyone else got their guns out.

The whole shootout started and it was just how it always was. Just mindless shooting and shouting. You tried to look around for the pig man but couldn’t find him.

“Y/n!” Arthur shouted and pulled you into his cover behind a crate. “The fuck are you doing out there in the open like that?”

“I was looking for the man”

“You mean Kenny? That’s his name”

“Kenny.. yea I was looking for him”

The shooting continued and soon everything stopped.

“Dutch! We got one of your girls! Now you give us our girl and all of this can be resolved!” Kenny finally showed himself. He had gotten hold of Bessie.

Now all the memories started flowing in of how your parents died. Unable to control your emotions you stood up without any thought.

“Hey! Remember me? You took away everything from me. My parents! And my home!”

Arthur tried to tug you down but you wouldn’t budge.

“I don’t even know who you are” Kenny responded.

“Y/n get the fuck out of the way for Christs sakes!”You looked back to see Dutch holding Annabelle with one hand and a gun in the other.

“Now just bring her back slowly and everything will be resolved. We just want our sister back”

Wait. Colm, Annabelle and Kenny were all siblings. Is that how this war started?

“Dutch are you really gonna give me up? I-I thought you loved me?” Annabelle pleaded. “If I go back to my brothers I’ll be punished for choosing you over them”

Dutch ignored her and kept walking towards Kenny. Finally they got close enough to make the exchange. When Kenny put Bessie in Dutch's arms he shoved Annabelle into his arms and shot her in the head.

“NO!” Colm screamed.

Dutch pulled his hammer down and shot Kenny.

“Fuck! Everyone kill them!” Colm ordered his men.

A wild shootout started up again and everyone was even more angrier. Both sides had lost a pawn and now it was just the leader’s prides at stake. Who would back down first?

“I’m running out of bullets guys!” John yelled.

“Same here” Bill added.

“Dutch stole my kill. Kenny was supposed to be mine” you grunted.

“Y/n I truly don’t think that matters right now. I don’t even now why we’re still fighting here. Kenny, Annabelle and Bessie are dead there’s no point” Arthur pointed out.

Bessie wasn’t dead yet. In fact she was in no man’s land being caught in the middle of the gunfire. She just stayed to the ground and tried not to get shot.

“Dutch we gotta back down now! We’re out numbered. People are running out of ammo!” Hosea tried to get Dutch to listen. “Dutch!”

Dutch looked around to see his children.

They were all caught up in some war they had nothing to do with anymore. He saw how they were suffering.

Most of all. His best friend’s wife was literally in the middle of it.

“Fall back! Everyone get the hell out of here!” Dutch yelled.

Immediately everyone started scrambling back to get on there horses.

Everyone except Hosea who went back to try and get Bessie. “No Hosea! You’ll die out there!”

“She’ll die out there!”

“HOSEA! Everyone here has lost something today! Both of you knew what you were getting yourselves into when you chose this life”

Hosea closed his eyes and ran back onto his mare.

Bill, Pearson, and John had already mounted up.

You and Arthur were getting ready to but then you stopped for a while.

“Y/n come on!”

“I can’t leave her…”

“Huh?”

“I have to get Bessie! Will you come with me?”

All the while Arthur was stunned that you would even do such a thing. What happened to that girl that was scared to even shoot a gun? Oh how much you’ve changed. He even felt a little guilty for it.

“Fuck never mind” You ran back to get her, shooting back at anyone who tried to shoot at you.

You found her on the ground coughing up blood.

You picked Bessie up on your shoulders and began running as fast as you could back to the horses.

Still Colm managed to shoot you in your leg making you fall.

“Y/n!”

Arthur ran back to where you were and right when he was about to get shot at by one of the O’Driscolls. He found that time had slowed down for him. He had never felt this before but his first instinct was to shoot as much people as he could in this little time he had.

Arthur shot most of the remaining members and Colm decided to fall back.

Arthur looked to see that Bessie was in terrible shape and there was know way you could walk with that bullet in your leg.

“HELP! HELP!”

For the first time in his life, he was scared.

Copper then came around the corner hearing Arthur’s screams.

“Copper you have to go and get someone. Can you do that for me? You have to know what someone smells like don’t you boy? Go hurry up!”

Arthur couldn’t really depend on the dog too much. He knew deep down that Copper never knew the sent of anyone. He was alone.

After 20 minutes, Copper did come back with everyone.

“Copper came and started barking at us to come follow him. He must’ve smelled the soup on Pearson” John explained.

“My lord Bessie, y/n! But how?”” Hosea asked.

“Y/n went back to save Bessie and I don’t know Hosea.. I think she’s gone”

Hosea checked Bessie’s heart rate and found nothing. She was gone.

“And y/n?”

“Well she got shot trying to save her and I managed to clean her wound so that we won’t have to amputate her leg”

“I’ll get to work” Pearson said beginning to take out the bullet from your leg.

“I think we need to prepare a funeral for Miss Bessie” Dutch declared.

“Hosea… I tried.. I wanted to save her like how you saved me..” you struggled to say.

“It wasn’t your fault” he reassured you.

Hosea held his wife in arms. Closing her eyelids.

-

“Here lies Bessie Matthews. She was like a mother to us all. But most of all, she was a friend. She was never meant to go out this way but life can sure be cruel” Dutch announced

You couldn’t believe that Annabelle and Bessie were gone. Especially Bessie. Even though she could be tough on you sometimes you never wished death upon her. She was like your mother in a way. You would take a hundred more scoldings from her if it meant she could still be here.

After the burial everyone went off to have some time to themselves. Leaving you and Arthur to sit near a lake with Copper spread across your laps.

“What a day huh?”

“Yea.. there’s something I need to talk to you about y/n”

You turned to him.

Arthur pulled out the ring from his pocket.

“I’ve had this ring for 8 years now. I don’t know why it took me so long but now I know. I was scared. I know you don’t like talking about the mansion accident but I think about it all the time. How I couldn’t protect you. And even today. When you asked me to come with you to save Bessie I just froze. I just kept thinking about how much you’ve changed and..” there were tears going down Arthur’s face now “you could’ve been so far better off without meeting us. I remember how you couldn’t even stomach killing someone and now you do it without thinking. Hell you were even mad at Dutch for stealing your kill”

At first you thought the love of your life was proposing but then you realized it was different.

“I couldn’t protect your innocence then and now I couldn’t even protect you now. I love you y/n but I just can’t live with myself knowing that there’s a chance you could be killed because of me”

“Arthur..” Now there were tears going down your cheeks.

He put the ring in your hand and kissed you on the head.

He got up and walked away leaving you there at the lake.

[nathank77]

6/18/24

2:19 p.m

Well I took the second tiny piece of xanax at like 1:25 a.m. I closed my eyes around 1:50 a.m and I slept solidly until my alarm went off at 8:15 a.m. I could have fallen back to sleep but I didn't let myself so I only got like 5 hours and 45 minutes of sleep maximum. I'm sticking to this schedule and give up time for an all nighter is 4 a.m. I will take my xanax at 10 p.m tonight. And everyday from here on out. Obv I'm taking a 1mg tonight bc of my testosterone shot tomorrow.

I will try to go back to a half mg on thursday... I doubt it'll work I'll have to prob accept my tolerance raising. I'm not going back to my old circadian rhythm. I refuse. I get so much more done I can make phone calls I can go places. So we will see how it goes.

I'm about ready to kill myself tbh. I'm starting to care less and less about myself. Sure I'm taking care of myself and trying really hard but I'm sick of panicking about sleep. I'm beyond sick of hallucinating constantly. Despite all my efforts and everything I do I hallucinate constantly bc I can't get out of this fucking toxic environment.

I couldn't be any more functional than I am other than working tbh. Atm I'm doing some laundry. I still got that last box of stuff from the attic that came from my dresser i can't do it today cause my mom needed to do some laundry. I started my good clothes when I woke up so I can finish that.

I went up to the attic and took all the stuff from the keepsake pile in the hallway and organized it in the "clean room" keepsake pile. The hallway is ready for the storage bins that are coming Friday. I'm done with the attic until then. Not including washing those clothes but I'm not going back up there until Friday.

I somewhat regret going up to the attic first I didn't realize today was so hot. I showered when I came downstairs cause I was drenched and felt nasty and I was going to go grocery shopping today instead of tomorrow to expose myself to sunlight since my testosterone shot is tomorrow but I would have showered after I sweat in the car so I'll just go tomorrow.

Now I'm re-doing my posters in my room. My old set up when I first moved in never got changed when I moved my furniture around the first time and then after getting my new furniture. So why not. I got to keep myself busy.

Dad never called me back I left a voicemail yesterday.

I'm legit more functional than I've ever been yet my brain won't recover and sleep has to be an accomplishment... and now I'm worried about raising my tolerance I never really wanted to do that. I just wanted extra for an emergency. I planned to be throwing out the old stuff next year as I accumulated more emergency pills....

I'm so fucking lonely. At this point I'm doing the attic and organizing my life so when I kill myself my family won't have a mess to clean up. I mean sure I'm going to keep trying for a while but let's be real:

1) I'm on disability for ocd bc it's BAD

2) I'm trans and it's not 2050 or something people won't give me a chance.

3) I hear voices... and yea I can keep it a secret for a while but eventually I got to tell them and it could make then run for the hills....

4) I live with my mom and am poor for life.

What do I have to offer someone? A guy who talks and cries in his sleep from ptsd. A guy who can't work. A guy who can't even wash a dish. A guy who would only serve the purpose of a stay at home dad. Women want a provider. In this economy I mean it's kinda hard not to have both parents working.

I'm never going to be a father. I'm never going to be on a birth certificate. I'm never going to get married. I'm never going to have not toxic people in my life. And when everyone starts dying I'll regret that I didn't spend more time with my toxic family.

I'll never stop hallucinating. Sleep will never be a given instead of an accomplishment and I can't work on my ocd with this voice. And beyond that if I kill myself Kristen loses her license. .

I mean all I'm saying is no I'm not planning it but one more all nighter. I mean if months keep going by and I find no girl to talk to. If I don't see changes I'm done.

My life is intolerable. I have nothing but a roof over my head and a pot to shit in. That's it. I thought at 33 my life would be more than this. It isn't. It's never going to be.

I think about what I have to live for or look forward to. My siblings who will start to hate me Connor is already.. and then the idea that someone could love the shattered pieces that I am. That someone can see a mosaic instead of broken peices but they won't.

This is my life and it hasn't changed and never will change and the only ways in which it will change is for the worst. I thought Massachusetts was the worst thing that ever happened to me I laugh now. Microsleeping and auditory hallucinations that never end is and I don't want to pretend I'm alive anymore.

I'm not living. I'm surviving and that's all I've ever done. And it's all I'll ever do.

I'll never go on a vacation. I'll never experience anything but misery and it's just fact.