#but yae miko is soooo

[azaisya]

sometimes i think too hard about yae miko and lose it. and there's never any outlet

[lvnesart]

6/12! Halfway done!

[kotikaleo]

Hi everyone!

I haven't told you - I am goint ot the con! Närcon in Linköping in Sweden! So I made a bunch of new stickers that I will showcase you today and tomorrow!

All of them are done traditionally with watercolor and then scanned! I am hoping in adding more to this "windows" aestetic genshin stickers, as I have some ideas for Kaveh and Xinquoiewruoeiruw (I love you babe, but your name.... Your name whyyyyy) and maybe some others. Also I am open for ideas!

Soon to be added to my Etsy Shop!

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[honeypears]

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[choslut]

˖ ࣪ ، ◞ せ⌇ THE COLOUR RED. featuring yae miko.

↻ yae miko loves staining her dearest darling with her favourite colour.

tags : shibari, implied dom/sub dynamics, overstimulation, voice kink, slight hand kink // wc. 0.8k

author’s note : ‘m soooo tired… TT i’ve been trying to cook up a new theme in time for kinktober but my head is empppptttyyyyyy… but never too empty to think about shibari with yae miko!!! this is the only wlw work on here but it’s the one i’m most proud of, so i hope you enjoy it as much as i loved writing it <33 as always, notes and reblogs are much appreciated !! and feel free to check out my masterlist for more of my work if you really liked this.

this work is NSFW. minors and ageless blogs DO NOT INTERACT.

YAE MIKO’s favourite colour is red. it’s a colour she sees every day during her shifts at the narukami shrine, and although some may grow tired of seeing such a vibrant colour every single day, she is one to never tire of it. it represents what she lives and works for, and although purple may seem more fitting due to her affinity with the electro element and its archon, red appeals to her a little more. 

that’s why she’s decided to tie you up in beautiful, winding red ropes, and decorate the smooth skin of your neck with glaring red marks. 

for her, the colour red is much more than just a colour. it’s the colour of her love for you, and as she pulls the crimson rope a tad bit tighter around your chest, she knows that in that exact spot, the red fluid flowing through your veins will come to a stop. 

“does it hurt?” her playful voice turned sultry echoes through the confines of your blurred mind, rendered helpless by the lack of blood flowing to your brain. “make sure to tell me if it hurts, my dear. i don’t want to kill you.”

the position she has you in is nothing short of a work of art. your arms are folded neatly behind your back as you sit on your knees on the futon, staring up at here with nothing but love and lust swirling in your eyes. you nod slowly, and she bares her sharp teeth in a smile, sliding her perfectly manicured hands under your chin and pulling your face up to look at her. 

“this is something i’ve always wanted to try,” she starts, “shibari. i’ve only ever read about it in those erotica novels at the publishing house, but I could never find anyone willing enough to let me experiment with it. i do hope i’ve done it right.”

you suspect she has, given the way the rope rubs against you in all the right places. It rests just shy of your nipples, pulled tight enough so that it doesn’t hurt, but provides just the right amount of pressure to your areolas. the stream of red runs its course under your arms, wrapping around your arms and trailing down your spine until it rests in between your asscheeks, pulling in between your legs and resting against your agitated clit before making its way back between the valley of your breasts. 

it’s beautiful. it’s torture.

it’s downright torturous the way the rope rubs against your clit every time your chest rises and falls with each breath. miko must’ve been crazy to think something like this wouldn’t hurt, because it definitely is, but in all the right ways. “miko…”

“what is it, my flower?” you half expect her to kneel down to your level, but such actions are beyond her prowess, so you settle for craning your neck to look up at her. “are you feeling alright?”

no, you want to scream, but her voice, smooth like butter, slices through your panic like a knife, and suddenly your muscles relax as you give in to the beautiful pain of the ropes straining against your skin. “feels weird, miss…”

ah, yes. you’ve finally let it slip. it didn’t take much to get you to submit, yet here you are now, words tangled like the rope against your flesh as you beg her for even the slightest stimulation. “does it, now?” miko is acting dumb. of course it feels weird, it would for someone experiencing this for the first time. “but i thought i tied the ropes in the right places that make you feel good, my love.”

it does feel good. oh, god, it feels good, so much so that you can’t even muster up a sentence to express it, instead trying (and failing) to rub your thighs together to grasp more of the feeling. 

“ah, ah, ah, my dear,” she chastises, waving one perfectly manicured finger down at you. “the beauty of this…” her finger hooks under the rope tied across your chest, “… is that you barely have to move. relax your muscles. feel it.”

so you listen to her, and you feel it. miko’s fingers trace the knots of the rope carefully, and she watches curiously as your eyes flutter shut and you succumb. it’s such a pretty sight, watching you finally let go, and when she suddenly tugs harshly at the central rope, you lurch forward, body trembling in waves as your orgasm washes over you. 

it’s so much, it’s almost too much, and she only laughs at your quivering form. “humans display such interesting emotions.”

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[genshingorlsrevengeance]

Hiiii since it’s my birthday really soon, can I get Hu Tao, Yae Miko, Chiori, UMP45 and Makoto from P5 celebrating readers birthday?? Maybe a surprise party?!?!?!?!

(Genshin Impact/GFL/P5) Hu Tao, Yae Miko, Chiori, UMP45, and Makoto celebrating Reader's birthday

Oh god, I hope I'm still on time for this.

(Hu Tao) "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

Hu Tao pops out of absolutely nowhere and scares the hell out of (Y/N), but she is beaming with energy.

Despite the fact the clock had just struck midnight, and S/O was in their own room.

(Hu Tao) "Soooo, what do you plan on doing? Got any cake for today?"

(Y/N) "Hu Tao, I'm trying to sleep. We can talk about this in the morning...Actually, how did you even get in my house?!"

(Hu Tao) "Details we can discuss after your birthday plans! Now, what do you want for today? I can try my best to get you a good sale!"

(Y/N) "Well, it's not a coffin or ghost, I'll tell you that much..."

(Hu Tao) "Wow, buzzkill! I guess I won't treat you to Xiangling's today after all!"

Hu Tao is definitely the type to throw a surprise party, though it's not much of a surprise since she appeared in their bedroom.

Later when it's actually a humane time of day, she invites them over to her home to celebrate properly!

She still wishes they could've had the celebration late at night though, Hu Tao had a lot of jokes planned...

Normally, Yae is supposed to do a formal recital of wishing a pleasant birthday.

But to hell with that, that was boring.

Yae decides to wish (Y/N) a happy birthday in her own way.

(Yae) "(Y/N), I expect to have a good meal today."

(Y/N) "Shouldn't I be the one saying that to you?"

(Yae) "Perhaps, but surely you don't plan on going anywhere mundane to eat for such a very special occasion, right?"

(Y/N) "N-Not if it's going to bankrupt all of my Mora!"

(Yae) "Oh come now, I do not eat that much."

(Y/N) "Wait, why am I paying for you on my birthday?!"

(Yae) "Well, thank you for offering! You're such a kind soul!"

(Y/N) sigh

She doesn't really host a party for (Y/N), at least not by herself. But at the very least, she'll make it a damn entertaining day, for better and worse.

Oh, (Y/N)'s birthday. Neat, Chiori supposed.

(Chiori) "Yes yes, happy birthday and all that."

(Y/N) "Hah, calm down there Chiori, you're getting a bit too excited."

(Chiori) "I hope you don't expect me to have cake and balloons ready to spring out at you."

(Y/N) "Frankly, I'd be more shocked if you did."

(Chiori) "At least you understand that part."

Bluntness aside, Chiori handcrafts (Y/N) a nice present before their very eyes.

A handmade gift could speak more than a million bought gifts ever could.

As much as Navia would disagree with her.

(Y/N) has better chances of Chiori throwing them a surprise party as they would surviving a lightning strike from the Raiden Shogun herself.

45's smile seems to soften when (Y/N) enters the dorm, though it was nearly pitch black.

(UMP45) "Well, you took your sweet time coming back."

(Y/N) "45? Why are you in my-"

UMP9 leapt out from underneath the table as the lights came on. HK416 was leaning against the wall while G11 was face first on the same table, sleeping away.

And in the middle appeared to be a cake that looked...ambitious, to put it kindly.

(UMP45) "Happy birthday.~"

UMP9 blew on a party horn, the small paper unfolding and making a small doot noise as her arms extended in joy.

HK416 simply shrugged and grunted, and G11 was still comatose.

(Y/N) "T-Thank you guys! You didn't really need to-"

(UMP45) "Not really, but I figured it'd be fun to celebrate something special with you."

Her smile only seemed to grow when (Y/N) joined her, watching the chaos unfold as UMP9 tried to cut a cake, despite the fact the knife was getting dangerously close to G11's unkempt hair.

(UMP45) "Thought I'd bring the squad along to have fun too. Clearly it's working better than I thought."

(Y/N) "This is already so chaotic though!"

(UMP45) "Exactly."

Makoto is caught off guard when (Y/N) enters the room, holding a small cake with a candle in it.

The cake itself seemed terribly made, as it looked like it'd crumble if one simply stared at it for too long.

(Makoto) "U-Um...Welcome back! I tried to make something for you myself and...you see how that worked."

Makoto sighed but (Y/N) laughed, giving a comforting hand on her shoulder.

(Y/N) "I appreciate it, still. But hey it smells really good!"

(Makoto) "And the taste...?"

(Y/N) took a bite out of it, and smiled, turning back to Makoto.

(Y/N) "Honestly, not bad! I'm not dead yet!"

Makoto chuckled as she sighed.

(Makoto) "Well, I suppose that's good reassurance."

Makoto would fail instantly at a surprise party, mostly because she'd spend too much time to get it ready, only for (Y/N) to walk in way too early.

[pristine-rose]

as my gift to make up for my year of absence here is a little rosalyne and lisa <3.

bc who would want these 2 as their wives <33

starts here :

oh…

when you left mondstadt to adventure the other nations you had not realised doing so would break a certain librarian’s heart. you hadn’t even the curtesy to say goodbye.? her cutie. her cutie, didn’t have the archon damned manners to leave her? oh well punishment will soon follow. you should know that by now~

and she knew just who to contact.

as you travelled through inazuma you wanted to see the monuments and special places to people of those nations. arriving at tenshukaku not moments later when you were met with the traveller and asked to tag along. oh archons were you in for a surprise when you walked in and rosalyne was there.

she smirked at you before challenging the traveller to a duel. lets just say you rushed her out of there as soon as things got shaky, but you were doomed as soon as you left because rosalyne takes you with her on her ship. you had no clue where you were going but trusted her.

you are sorely mistaken.

you arrived back in mondstadt, lisa waiting in the library. as soon as you were in eyesight of lisa she walked over to you and grabbed your shirt. “cutie…. why did you leave mommy?” she whined before smashing her lips against yours as rosalyne came up behind you and started to play with your bra undoing it and fondling with your chest. yours was small compared to lisa and rosa’s.

as lisa kissed your lips she used her vision to stimulate you. very quickly you became a moaning mess, whining for your mommies. then lisa stopped along with rosa. rosa spoke in a tone you could all to well tell she was unimpressed. “lisa sweetheart i think our baby here wants release. did she think she was getting a treat?“, lisa giggled “ofcourse not cara mia—“ “mommy please…!!!” you whined.

“absolutely not my precious, you left without even telling mommy where you were going. you’ve been a bad girl. and bad girls are punished not rewarded”

lisa and rosalyne giggled as they shared a mischievous look with one another. they had a plan and it would end up with a certain bad girl not walking tomorrow morning.

anon note: soooo….. i hope you liked it? i haven’t written in quite a bit so i’m a bit rusty! might do a part 2 for you. <3

— 🪷 anon

omg wait i totally wrote a lisa one shot similar to the first part [ sry for plug ( ‘—_—) ] hehehe

ROSALYNE… OH ROSALYNE — I HAVEN’T THOUGHT ABOUT THAT WOMAN IN A WHILEEEE. HOLD ON.

// not-sfw utc ~

ohhhh lisa and signora would be such a great duo for a threesome. lisa works well with anyone, honestly—i even once wrote her in a threesome with yae miko.

but in this case, it’s much more of a power struggle between the two women sandwiching you. lisa can’t quite use her dainty little charms to win, be it’s not like she’ll give into signora’s centuries of trained dominance, either. so if you find yourself in the middle, here, trust there’s be a lot of rivalry and overtopping.

the thing is, however, while others would take this as an opportunity to go even harder, they both go even gentler. but do not mistake my words; they are good at what they do. lisa knows her fingers work magic—she knows that the slower she goes, and more force she applies has you writing in place. and signora knows very well the skill of her hips and her tongue. she knows how to get you squirming without any roughness.

it’s because they’re style is elegance until you break. but do not be fooled—they’ll try to get each other to break, too. get ready for sore hips, and a show <3

HEHEHE 🪷 NONNIE GIVING ME A TREAT THE MOMENT THEY COME BACK 🥺💗

[decarabiandivorce]

AJFHKSHDKDHS

The wisps keep calling Deca the equivalent of a buzzkill who you can never play hide and seek with because he starts crying whenever you hide for more than a week straight 🙄

Venti: Now that Decarabian is gone, want to see my siblings?

Ventus: Oh!!! That sounds nice.

Jean's Ancestor: As long as its quick, we are still laying the foundations for the new city

Amos: Hey do you guys also hear something-

*a wave of little wind sprites appear out of nowhere, their ochestra of chirps crowding around their sibling's new 'human' form and their sibling's friends*

Cue Ventus having a blanket of little wisps perching on him. He's internally going "I CAN'T HOLD ONTO ALL OF THEM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 WHY MUST I ONLY HAVE TWO HANDS"

Wisp pile :)

999 little wisps erupt from over the hills, they are unstoppable little creatures of chaos <3

[c6jpg]

hi hi hi, i'm just curious about who's your favorite bow-user character? and sword-user and polearm-user and catalyst? 💕💕💕

WAHHHHH hi hi so it varies a bit depending on personality/lore vs gameplay (although they overlap) so I'm gonna answer for both and also add claymore just to finish it off dhfjsjsjjshd

personality/lore/vibes:

bow: YOIMIYA MY GIRLLLLLLLL 💕💕💕

sword: I wish I could say ayato but I'd be lying bc he's a boring bitch. so after that albedo and al haitham, albedo's lore is SOOOOO 👌 and al haitham is always such a mood

polearm: arlecchino and shenhe!!

catalyst: wanderer easy lol. but I also really love wriothesley, yae miko, and xianyun!

claymore: DEHYAAAA MY GIRLLLL 💕💕💕 (pt. 2) I also have a soft spot for chongyun bc he was my first main

gameplay/kit:

bow: yelan her kit is so fucking hard to beat... I genuinely go out of my way to not put her on teams sometimes just so I can give other characters some love lmaooo. yoimiya and tighnari are also loads of fun to play!

sword: al haitham for on field and albedo for off field!! also kazuha is very hard to beat for meta reasons and I like ayato for brain dead gameplay

polearm: I use thoma way more than one would think so probably him fjjdksksj I think arlecchino will also be up there but I haven't leveled her/gotten used to her kit yet

catalyst: yae miko probably just based on my usage, but I also love playing wriothesley and wanderer

claymore: navia is SOOOO fun its ridiculous but I also really love using dehya as a support. actually those 2 + albedo and thoma are one of my most favorite team comps to play these days

bonus exploration:

exploring overworld without at least one of xianyun, yelan, or wanderer is painful fhjdjskjsksksj xianyun is easily my fave now since she has amazing mobility in all directions but yelan being bow + hydro is also really great for puzzles

[watatsumiis]

AUUUHHH i don't have a lot of time before I gotta go out for the day but I want in on this Minecraft au soooo bad. so here is a hastily typed list of things my brother does in minecraft that i think dottore would also do

1. minecart race to test the optimum ratio of powered rails to glitched regular rails (several curved rails in a straight line will make your minecart teleport to the center of the next block thereby making the minecart *move* faster BUT its actual momentum and velocity will still decay without powered rails BUT it's still half the distance so there's still an optimum (we found it was about 1 powered per 3 curved regular rails))

2. Unethical Villager Breeding Box In The Sky to generate villagers for experimentation, iron golem farming (which involves isolating the villagers on air beds and frightening them occasionally with a real zombie), and villager trade generation

3. villager experimentation, including causing raids on purpose, intentionally leaving some villagers more vulnerable than others, and dropping many villagers into the ocean by accident, as a side effect of tricking them into walking over holes in the ground

4. flying machines

5. fully automated chicken farm including lava to cook the chicken. the excess eggs are also automatically used to grief other players' front lawns with chickens. he thinks this is very funny, and at first it was an accident but he has no intention of fixing it/refined the system to work better later

6. TNT dupe glitch canons.

7. TNT in general. netherite stripmining using beds

8. never sleeps, has a full hotbar full of crossbows to kill the phantoms with

9. dripstone death machine hovering above common pvp locations and also above other players' houses

10. secret bases and tunnels everywhere but never bothers to make a "house" just like. hidden holes with chests and furnaces lying around. also lots of pistonwork

Ok first of all your brother lowkey sounds like a menace (/lh), but also someone I would love to observe in action

second of all, you're absolutely right in saying that these are things Dottore would do. This man will stop at nothing to break the server, the game, and the other players if his heart so desires.

The idea of netherite stripmining using beds actually lowkey bangs (ha)im gonna be real.

You know Dottore has all the primo gear and is practically invincible. The only people who have killed him have been Yae Miko (she's slaughtered everyone in the server at least once - she uses Ei's account to find ways to enable PvP for those who have it off), then Klee (totally by accident, by hooking up obscene amounts of TNT to some redstone machine he was working on) everyone online lost their collective minds, Dottore was on the warpath for days trying to figure out who did it (literally everyone except him knew the moment the death message popped up on screen). Albedo took the blame in the end because Dottore wouldn't stop cussing people out and Klee was starting to pick up on the bad words. People gave Klee so many rewards for knocking Dottore off of his high horse though.

Some of the 'mods' (read: archons) like to use /kill on him if he's being extra insufferable. (imagine Zhongli saying "i will have order" while clicking the enter key on the /kill command. comedy gold)

The last person who has killed him was Capitano. Dottore was probably being an annoying little snit about something, wandering around outside of Cap's castle and building weird traps and stuff. When Barbara got caught in one that crashed her game while she was trying to bring Cap some new flowers and a banner she made, Capitano just wordlessly went out and beat Dottore to death with a wooden axe. Nobody knows how he won that duel, considering Dottore dons himself with full netherite enchanted gear. Some even joke that Dottore was 'intimidated' into going AFK, since a lot of the harbingers play from the same place.

[luvsister]

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𓏴𓏴𓏴 ♱﹒Credits. . . divider, symbols

[misslu999]

I wanted to share my opinion about those characters’ stories quests, I know no one asked or cares but anyway… so this is MY top :

(sorry in advance for the english, it’s not my main language !)

1 - Nahida Acts 1 and 2! Clearly to me those are the bests stories quests Hoyoverse have done. Not only because it confirm she is one of the best character and archon of the game, but also every of them are particularly touching. She is so pure, cute and with what happens during the Sumeru’s Arc, everything is pretty sad. She deserves the world and a big hug! I personally cried in each story… why Hoyo needs to hurt her???!

2 - Ayaka! One of my favorite character (sorry Jean you are obviously my love but for this top well…) it was splendid! From the beginning to the very end, I had the impression we did a date with her as a « lover » (? Let me dream!!). Her sweetness, her smile, and her innocent were awesome! And let’s talk about the danse at this end, what an amazing cutscene we had! I am though still upset with the fact that traveler refused her present !

3 - Raiden Shogun/Ei, Act 2, I did like the 1st one but it was clearly like the whole Inazuma Archon quest… kinda cool and a bit blank. Nothing more nothing less. BUT! The 2nd is a very different story, we know so much more about her, Makoto, and it help to understand why she wanted to stay in her eternity. The cutscene at the end is a masterpiece, I personally teared up a bit, and it’s the main reason I put her in the 3rd! (Bonus: we can see Yae!)

4 - Yoimiya Act 2, the most recent one! I did like the 1st but not like the 2nd who gave me an emotion I didn’t had in the others quests! There is an amazing hidden message about the transition from childhood to adulthood ! Our dreams, our innocence, our ignorance those things that faded little by little. I smiled at the cutscene that remind me a lot to Your Name. I am happy that we gave to Yoimiya some love, after all she does for everyone else, she deserved it!

5 - I hesitated between 2 characters… but well… How can I ignore her when I know she gonna pestered me if i do not! Did you find? Well obviously it’s will be my dear Eula, as I count her as my 2nd fav character of the game (the 1st in of course Jean!). She is soooo badly treated by Hoyoverse, but just because we didn’t had her banner since when ? I don’t remember, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t do her story! She is clearly a character who deserves attention! Behind the fact she always wants revenge she is a very attaching person. She suffered a lot her name, the bad reputation it gave to her. And we all know she is not someone bad, on the contrary, she is a sweetheart !

- 6 I needed to put her, it’s Yae Miko! I can hear her teasing! Her story isn’t the best and isn’t the baddest. It’s fun how she used the traveler for her needs! We all know from the beginning that Yae has always something behind her mind. And that’s why I put her in my ranking! I had a very good fun to play her story! The cutscene too at this end was nice!

Hmmm…. i could put Kazuha, Ganyu and Shenhe in this ranking, but those are not the ones who touched me the most. But they didn’t leave me indifferent! So that why I mention them!

I also remind this is 100 % an objective opinion and personal ranking! I love every characters of this game, all of them are interesting. And I did all character’s stories quests! But I find their developments give us much more contexts about the main quest! And also because I loved playing them. So don’t take it too personally because I didn’t put your favorite character, I reminded I didn’t put my Jean!

[hitandrunduorp]

soooo when we gettin the boys genshin au~?

//Hate that I can't even combat this. Okay, fine, I've been working on an au for the three, but I haven't gotten it down solid yet for them. Good groundwork, but been talking to @thedarklightphoenix about it since they're working on a genshin AU too lol\\

//half adepti? Fox Envoy? Haven't 100% nailed it down yet, but here's the wily Dendro fox, Mattie! Taken in my Yae Miko, he grew up at the shrine for many years until his thirst for knowledge and desire to explore lead him to saying farewell to his 'Big Sister'. Whether he recieved his vision before or after he left is still up in the air, and I still need to iron out his origin slightly, as well as the kind of person he is out in the world. While he may be a catalyst user, he more opts to use daggers and throwing knives to damage his foe (aka think a mix of Heizou and Kuki)\\

//The darling knight, Charlotte! She once wanted to be a Knight of Favonius, but after being saved from an Abyss mage by her now Papa, she realized she wanted to travel, and help those in need everywhere she can lend a hand. A hydro sword user, she uses her vision to create shields to protect and heal (minor) wounds.

//A complicated man, Matt travels the world with his daughter, letting her fulfill her dreams of being a world-renowned knight. He seems to have a wealth of knowledge about the Abyssal Order, and often discusses it with a certain bar owner when he's in Mondstat. Not much is known about him, but going by his cryo vision, it would seem the claymore wielder hails from Fontaine...\\

[daggryet]

❤💛

NEUVILETTE IS SOON TO BE HERE HELL YEEEEEEAAAH!!!!!

i wanna pull for him. im gonna pull for him

it's like. i like him a lot, I like his design, I like his whole thing AND his hydro and a catalyst which suits me very well

i only have Barbara for a hydro and while with certain artifacts she makes pyroenemies (like, yknow, the bosses, for ascension materials) easy peasy she's just. she's not it (also like. it's soooo hard for me to ascend her cause I need to kill the water thing for it and you need archers for that AND I AIN'T DOING ARCHERS NO WAY)

i might actually build fischl but like. only after i build my main and sub-team. so very not right now

I hope neuvilette will be good. i don't actually play catalysts that much but I hope he'll be good. i even know what I kind of team I want to put him in, if his talents allow it. my hopes is that he will be similar to ningguang because I like her playstyle. or barbara, cause she's not bad either, just difficult to ascend and also a healer which is not what I want (I wanna put neuvie with yaoyao if it works. him, yaoyao and kuki and like. idk maybe xiangling. she kind of got replaced by thoma because i found his skills worked better for me with beidou. and also I love him and I am not above salivating at pixels)

on that note: you've mentioned you've built thoma and same!!!! im in the process. what kind of artifacts do you have on him? I wanna lean into his defense/shielder thing but all the guides are so confusing

also, yknow what's been in my mind: does anyone main Lisa? like someone must. but I've never seen that

ALSO ALSO: razor and lisa both say "blitz" when using their elemental skills. it's cute (though Lisa's flirty while razors is a scream)

this reads a little like an oldtimey letter lol. I feel compelled to sign off like

"With my best regards,

❤💛"

or smth

NEUVILLETTE IS ALMOST HERE!!!! i'm so excited, will be my third debut character with lyney and kaveh. i really hope i'll get him early since i've only got 19k rn, and i have such a long list of characters i wanna pull for lmao there's yae miko, cyno (for 4ggravate completion, tighnari will come home at some point i believe!!), venti would be nice for crowd control

i've not built my barbara but doing the last banner, i got her c6 so i'm kind of hoping neuvillette will work well with her so i have an excuse to build her. the only downside is that i'd have to fight a lot of oceanids and omg that boss kicked my ass when o had higher level than it, it's kicking my ass even harder now that it's 10 levels above me. even with lyney who is so cracked, i died like three times las time i attempted it, so i feel your pain!!!! FUCK OCEANIDS!!!!

you did remind me of xiangling, i always mean to build her but then i get sucked into trying to get the perfect artifacts for my main team and well. i'm not spending money on genshin, but damn do i feel scammed in domains. so many hp and defense pieces when i'm just farming for my dps

i don't play a lot of catalyst characters actually, wanderer is the only one i Really use and i think that's because he's flying so while he is vulnerable (like all catalyst characters are), he is still a bit harder to reach than normal catalyst characters. but for neuvie, with his design and his va and his personality, i will make a difference and learn how to play catalysts well. i did it for lyney and bow characters, i will do it for neuvie as well.

and for thoma!!! my best boy. i don't have a set as such for him, i read somewhere his shield scales off of hp, so i've just slapped A LOT of hp and hp% pieces on him. if that site lied to me, well shit. i will have to go look for which specific set is good for him, but i've been leveling artifacts so much recently i have like ten four stars left. and his talents are like 2-7-6 i think.

i dont know, i'm suere there's a reddit group for them but i've been thinking of leveling her and building her, so maybe she can be in an alhaitham team with a lot of er and a very leveled burst talent.

also that's cute:') i love when characters have matching lines

[raikkonenvettels]

thank you to @itsillyakuryakin and @thatquirkycookie for tagging me in this, it was fun!

Pairing/Shippy list!

Here’s the rules:

1. List your top seven ships

2. Put them all in order for your love for them; 7 to 1, 1 being your favourite.

3. Name the fandom.

4. Put a picture of the guys in question.

let’s goooooo! (this all all f1 ships btw)

7. loscar (logan sergeant / oscar piastri)

(aren’t they the cutest babies btw like???)

reasons: they have captivated me with their dynamic and i still have to completely understand why too. anyways childhood friends to lover with a shit ton of pining anyone? (also did you know that logan was in a picture on the fridge of the piastri household? yeah)

6. makkinen (mika hakkinen / michael schumacher)

(i love this pic of them sm 😭)

reasons: i have been appreciating them a lot more rn so i thought they should be here! they are married TO ME (also the og grumpy finn/sunshine german 😩)

5. dando (daniel ricciardo / lando norris)

(fruity af and also lando’s face in the first pic apkeekek he was soooo red)

reasons: the sillies i love them so much 😭 it’s the “everyone said we would be great together, but it seems we hate each other in the beginning but then something shifts and now i’m in love with you and have to let you go” TO ME. when i saw the pics of them together on the plane my soul ascended for a sec.

4. jensonando (jenson button / fernando alonso)

(that second pic is my LIFE you don’t understand!!!)

reasons: also the sillies, i genuinely love them and their dynamic so much, and the fact that they so underrated is CRIMINAL to ME!!!

3. britcedes (george russel / sir lewis hamilton)

(they are twinning in the first pic 😩)

reasons: from the first moment i saw them together i knew there was SOMETHING about them. like genuinely the way they look at each other makes me literally go “😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫” irl it’s not even funny. also the fics for this ship are soooooo good it’s insane like some of them capture them sosososo well??? and also i want both of them to like genuinely be happy and i think they would be the happiest with each other!!!

2. charlos (charles leclerc / carlos sainz jr)

(they are so silly and goofy my beloved idiot boys 🫶🏻)

reasons: ferrari boys 2: electric boogaloo. honestly the more i see their interactions the more i question if they are like actually kinda gay for each other bc like some of their moments are very suspicious like 😵‍💫 they call each other baby all the time, carlos has called charles love, they ALWAYS have to be touching each other, they are always giggly and blushy around each other etc etc. honestly i love them sooooo much and i am not prepared to see them being separated as teammates 😭

1. simi (sebastian vettel / kimi raikkonen)

(i could’t dump my whole gallery here so i limited myself alsksksk)

reasons: there is just so much i have to say about them bc like they are literally so important to me it’s insane but i’ll try to keep this as short as possible.

they have the best trope (grumpy x sunshine is the best idc about what anyone says, but also specifically the “i am supposed to be the iceman, but you are my sunshine and you melted the ice around my heart” is sooooo LSMSNSNE I CAN’T), the best and longest friendship (20 years as of 2023 technically, every time something happened between them they resolved it asap. goals fr fr) AND the chemistry of a couple that has been married for an ungodly amount of time (and are still very much in love might i add). also they have many children together so there is that (charles, lance, antonio, mick, lando etc etc they are way too many). so yeah they are just better you know?

also there is SO MUCH MORE to say but i don’t want to cry today (nor do i want to annoy anyone lol) so i gotta stop here lol

honorable mentions not f1 related:

eimiko (raiden ei / yae miko) from genshin impact

the wives, need i say more?

yewnolia (yew geneolgia / magnolia arch) from bravely second

they are so underrated it’s insane

ineffable bureaucracy (beelzebub / gabriel) from good omens

i can’t believe they are actually canon 😭

meikai (MEIKO / KAITO) from vocaloid

literally soulmates (created to be used together)

tagging @watercolor-hearts to do this bc this is genuinely fun af!!! (no pressure as always tho!)

[saetoru]

so i did the maf 🤓☝️ and i managed to c6 + r1 yae using 500-520 wishes since i only lost 1 50/50 hehehehehe 🙈

i started prefarming tf like right when inazuma dropped and i managed to get a good build on her using the 2pc plus 2pc glad. ngl i’m incredibly attached the build cuz it’s so good so i’m staying with it until i manage to get like a really good gilded 4pc even though i mainly use her for spread teams too

(i’ve been farming gilded for so long my brain is rotting send help 😵)

the maf 🤓☝🏽 i lose every 50/50 possible so i’ll probably need like a thousand :,) but CONGRATS !!!! once wrios banner is over i will STRICTLY be saving for miko cons and ykw if i can make it to c4 i’ll be good tbh. but i’d rly love c6 :,) but we shall see

i used to have her on 4pc gilded too !!!! but i gave the 4pc gilded to al haitham and now she’s on 2pc attack and 2pc em which she still does great AND HER STATS ARE VERY GOOD i cherish this build so much she’s my spread queen i hope she lets me spread those legs of hers i’d live between them my whole life if i could

i ALSO farmed gilded for soooo long it was so torturous and tbh i would never ever go back. that domain is so awful but i did miss that there were only 3 enemies in it like desert pavilion domain had 823737 thousand enemies and it took longer and it made me mad

ANYWAY IM TRYNA FARM GOLDEN TROUPE FOR HER AND ITS NOTTTTTT GOING WELL AT ALL