#but wtf is toji😭

[yourdicc]

nah he looks so cute fr

[cnth-rb]

[Esp]

Ese suéter se le veía sorprendentemente bien.

[Eng]

That sweater looked surprisingly good on him.

[fyodior]

okayyyy change of plans (not that anyone asked) but medical malpractice fyodor out soooooon and i will be putting geto pregnancy on the back burner just for a few weeks so i can work on other projects im dying to work on

[roachfun]

HOW CAN YALL SHIP TWO PPL THAT NEVER MET😭

I didnt forget about this au XDD

eh poor sukuna and evil EVIL suguru ((( + for the first time might not feel like a big beefy man since Sukuna is taller than he XD

[c4teyezz]

my fav jjk men with babies lol

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my fav jjk men x afab!reader

i kept the baby gender neutral for yall in case, i dont want ppl coming to me like “nO hE wOulD dEfinEtly hAve a-“ shut.

note: on nanamis part it mentions reader being pregnant 🤰

characters: gojo saturo, geto suguru, sukuna ryomen, higuruma hiromi, nanami kento, kusakabe atsuya, toji fushiguro

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Gojo Saturo

- spoils the baby 24/7 and the things the baby has are the best of the best, the price doesnt matter to him

- idk why but he likes taking a big whiff of the babies hair then going like “ahhhh!” after and then kissing their scalp

“look babe i just bought some new clothes for our little one” gojo said smiling up at you as you entered the room. gojo is sitting on the foam rug thing with the baby laying down on it

gojo held up the baby carefully while supporting their neck at the same time to show you their fit. “thats so cute!” you responded then sitting down with him, you look at the tags that gojo ripped out from the clothes “saturo what did i say abt rubbish- $200!? WE SHOULD BE USING THAT MONEY FOR THEIR FOOD”

Geto Suguru

- i feel like hes gonna be a fairly strict but not too strict of a father

- he loveeessss wrapping them up in his robes, hugging/carrying them around like that wherever he goes in the house

“ah-! let go of my hair!” suguru demanded but not doing anything to stop it, the baby just giggles at their fathers reaction not knowing that their lowkey hurting their dad bc obviously theyre just a baby…

you take a quick pic of the sight thats in front of you, giggling along with your baby

“damn this thing is strong!” he said

“dont call your kid a thing!”

Sukuna Ryomen

- he mostly watches you take care of “the brat” he calls them, but is willing to help as long as you give him clear instructions on what the hell hes supposed to do with “it”

- i can see him holding his kid upside down with their legs when theyre like 6 or something and sometimes he drops them on purpose before quickly and successfully catching them, he has no intentions of hurting them, hes mostly doing it to fuck with you. i mean he made the kid laugh so lol

“what the fuck its crying” he pointed out to you as you rock the baby gently in your arms

“yeah i can see that… and stop calling them ‘it’, theyre not some sort of rare space specimen”

Higuruma Hiromi

- even tho in the manga hes portrayed as the classic “no humor, cold, tired man in a suit” kind of guy, i honestly dont think hes just that, hes just like that in professional settings and when things are serious. i can see him make light jokes, like he did with itadori, so he’d definitely do the same with his baby

- he likes gently scratching the babys back, as he knows its relaxing i mean who doesnt like a good scratch on the back sometimes. he doesnt mind when the baby starts fiddling with his tie, but when the baby chews on if he definitely gets a bit grossed out

“bah!” hiromi jokingly surprised the baby which made the baby flinch and cry at their father, hiromi laughed at the baby’s raction “sorry” Hiromi gently apologised while smiling at them, then went back to scare them one more time by covering his face then quickly uncovering his face “boo!”

this time the baby laughed with their father and you recorded the fun moment

(this is also inspired by a reel i saw on instagram, it was so cute 😭)

Nanami Kento

- HANDS DOWN THE BEST FATHER DUH WTF??? do we even have to argue???? since the baby hes been cutting his alcohol drinking as he doesnt want the baby’s sensitive lungs to suffer from the smell. he also lovessssss skin to skin, when the baby popped out and it was his turn to hold the baby in his bare chest, he was over the moonnnnn

- ngl he would mostly take care of the baby more than you, his excuse is since you carried the baby for 9 months, so its his job to support and deal with the baby most of the time mwah mwah

you stare at him feeding your baby their bottle, whose also safely tucked in his loving arms

“kento can i feed them now?” you asked him

“go rest honey, you deserve it” he responded, kissing you on the forehead

“thats my baby youre hogging!”

Kusakabe atsuya

- omg he likes making the baby dance, the baby cant walk yet, so he’d hold them up and make them look like theyre dancing by making them look like their doing that default baby dance toddlers do or gently swing them side to side

- loves placing them on his chest as they sleep as he fiddles with their tiny hand. also he strictly calls them by their shorter version of their name or a random nickname that suits them

“mmph! stop trying to grab my lolly!” atsuya told the baby as it tried reaching for it, eventually the baby caught the stick of the lollipop and forced it out of their dads mouth and putting it into theirs

“hehe gross”

fushiguro toji

- he plays with them by making them pretend that theyre boxing with their hands

- naps naps napsssssss, he always puts them on his chest so that they can nap together on the couch. but sometimes when toji snores, he lets out a loud snore which scares the baby into waking up crying lmfaoooooooo

“hell nah”

“toji just wipe their ass already, im trying to show you how change their diaper”

“fucking hell…” toji muttered as he slowly lifts the baby by their legs

okay maybe hes not the best when it comes to helping sometimes, but at least hes willing to try

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maayong gabii lahat!!! (good evening everyone!!!)

hehe i just wanna say thank you guys for the likes, reblogs, comments, and followers so far :))))

damo nga salamatttt (thank you so muchhhh)

[i-cant-sing]

When I saw this, I thought of you and I wanted to share it.

(I wasn't able to find who created it but if anyone knows, please reference the artist. Thank you)

PLEASE I WATCHED THE EPISODE WITH THESE TWO AND ALSO WTF DID TOJI REALLY PUT RIKO'S DEAD BODY INSIDE HIS CURSE? 😭 cause then he totally deserved to die

I can totally see Toji and Shiu- or well dad Toji and godfather Shiu who is always on Toji's ass about how unsafe it is for you to be living with a bounty hunter/hitman dad, and Toji is always shrugging him off and just dropping you at his place unannounced.

This could be something like Shiu driving Toji's car (which u very happily decorated) and theyre on their way to pick u up from preschool, when all of a sudden theyre ambushed and now Toji is just shooting at the bad guys while Shiu is trying not to lose his shit.

I can also see Shiu coming to check up on baby Fushiguro at Zenin estate from time to time, maybe even try to buy her from the clan so that he can give u the normal life Toji lowkey made him promise to in case he died.

[saeslove]

SOCIALS AS GOJO SATORU'S GF

yn.ln soft launching my mysterious lover 🥰🍬

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⤿ shoko.ii : we all know its GOJO SATORU

⤿ geto.s : LMAO SHOKO IKR

⤿ nkento : sick of u both.. tbh..

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gojo.s matching rings with da gf 🤩🤩 (she said yes guys 😈😩)

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⤿ yn.ln stop lying gojo ITS A PROMISE RING TF

⤿ shoko.ii : tell ur gf that she should get one with me

⤿ reply to shoko.ii : she said “no thx shoko”

⤿ reply to shoko. ii @ geto.s : LMAO U prob didn��t ask her

⤿ yn.ln THANK U BFIEEE 💕💕

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⤿ reply to shoko.ii : OFC BAE satoru will pay for our rings.

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yn.ln is this how u take a 0.5? #hopingontothetrend

tagged @ gojo.s

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⤿ geto.s : zoom in and u can see me hanging on a rope

⤿ reply to geto.s @ shoko.ii : zoom in and u can see me choking on my cigarettes

⤿ nkento : shoko.. suguru.. u rly need some help also.. zoom in and u can see me not give a fuck

⤿ gojo.s : haters are jealous 😩🙄🙄 think we did this trend right, no?

⤿ gojo.s : 💕💕

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gojo.s aft gym with baby 👅💪🏼

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⤿ m.fushiguro : wtf is that emoji

⤿ itadoriyuji : sensei can i have ur workout routine pls 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼!!!!

⤿ toji : i can treat her better, im buffier than him @ yn.ln

⤿ reply to toji @ yn.ln : NO. but pls say sorry to my bf, he’s pouting now :(

gojo.s pls unblock me on iMessage baby 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 who am i gonna play pool with. my sweet my queen my lover my ride or die 😭😭😭👅

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⤿ yn.ln : fine only because i look good here

⤿ reply to yn.ln @ gojo.s : U LOOK GOOD EVERYDAY WYM??!

⤿ m.fushiguro : tf with that tongue emoji again

⤿ reply to m.fushiguro @ gojo.s : SHUF UP I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED IT

⤿ toji : is she single

⤿ reply to toji @ shoko.ii : is she single (2)

⤿ reply to toji & shoko.ii @ gojo.s : no, we’re married, we have 10 kids, 10 cats and counting 😩💪🏼.

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making my debut rn 😅💕💕🍬 i gen had sm fun doing this. cant find any pics w white hair guys THO. likes and reblogs appreciated! 💕💕 pls be kind to me

read my geto suguru’s version here!

@ satoluv do not plagiarize, translate, or rewrite my writings without my permission !

[mikareo]

if he does for some reason text me back i actually don't even know what i'll say to him like...i don't even think i can put into words how disappointed i am rn

things he's done that made me believe men aren't shit:

send me a good morning text to wake up to every day

reassure me whenever i was stressed abt an assignment or friend group drama

listen to me literally yell abt situations that were out of my control that i was upset abt and again reassure me

always call me beautiful or pretty with or without makeup

talk abt how excited he was to see me all the time

skip out on gym sessions to have time to call me before i'd go eat lunch (during our time zone difference; california vs. japan)

stay on the phone talking w me until i dozed off just bc he wanted to hear my voice

literally ward off girls at raves and ask his friends to ward them off just to stay loyal to me

try his best to make me laugh while i'd be crying over smth dumb

remember all of my friends names and make sure to say hi to each and every one of them whenever they were with me so they'd feel included

things he's done that make me believe men are shit:

send me a msg on monday saying he has a 105 degree fever and not reply at all for three days, which scared tf out of me thinking he wasn't okay so i text again asking if he's okay only for him to leave me on read

post an insta story of him taking shots at the club with his friends tonight while supposedly having a 105 degree fever ????

how’re u gna tell me ur sick and then post a story of u drunk at the club like what ??

[blkkizzat]

PLSS KALI i need a whiff of those balls right after a workout. sweaty , musky testicles to the bridge of my nose im not kidding. can you imagine what those pits smell like after the gym 🤤🤤🤤. my mouth is watering in real time. but the way i wanna play w his balls in my mouth like two marbles swishing around im FERAL for that fictional dick. when im ovulating all i can think ab is toji doing me dirty in prone bone OH MY GOD i need that massive man fucking me into the mattress. like i need his balls to tense up when im around. he needs to know im his BEST eater. need his libido saying SLOW DOWN BITCH. i need him abusing my gspot just once 🤓☝🏽 and ill be set for life 😩. thank u gege for creating my baby daddy, now creat a scene in the manga where he comes back and breaks my fucking back and bed. this is very incoherent but jesus seeing yall talk ab tojis gooch made me wanna rant.

can i be 🦷 anon? pretty please?

HIII 🦷 nonny welcome pookies!! dflhjkadskfj prone bone toji yasss with like a foot on the back your head keeping you down...dfjklhsfdkjs gege needs to deliver toji doujin porn istg.

also you got me writing... smellygym!toji thots... imagine toji gets home from the gym and you just immediately attack him. he always works out hard so he lets you pretty much do your thing and love him and all his stinky down.

you do just that as your drag him to the couch, already having a beer open ready for him the second you heard his car in the driveway. haphazardly, you toss him the remote so he can watch whatever game was on while you straddle him.

toji turns on the game and takes a sip of beer while you grind on his thick daddy sized thighs. needing more sticky wet contact, you peer off his sweat soaked shirt. toji grins at how eager you are scent yourself on him rubbing your body against his. uncaring how "gross", he was, in fact he was almost sure you preferred him better a lil sweaty.

spoiler alert—you do.

toji can feel how warm and moist your lil cunny is getting through his gym shorts. especially as you burrow your head into the musky fold under his shoulder. swirling patterns of slick sweat over his ribs and biceps as you grop him desperately while you gasp like you've never breathed air before while inside his pit.

toji can feel your hips pick up speed and your thighs clench around his muscular one.

"ya gonna cum already, mama?"

muffled affirmations fumble from your lips, he smelled extra potent today. the pheromones lacing his scent making you lose your own goddamn mind.

"did extra sets today just f'er my nasty lil slut, made sure to get nice and sweaty."

"f-fank yoou dafdy, fuk!" you cry out into his pit.

toji takes another swig of beer before placing it down on the table next to the sofa, his free hand now guiding your hips even faster on him. leaving a slime trail of your depravity lingering on his shorts.

wanting to taste him your tongue flattens to lap at the musty sweat, not caring that his this thick hairs scrape over your tongue. you gasp as the bitter taste of his musk stains your throat and you nearly choke from the loss of air as his heavy bicep presses you deeper into him. toji twitches, ticklish from your nasty lil tongue. the jerk of his body drives his thigh further up into you and smashing your sensitive clit and that's enough from your orgasm to rack threw your body as your muted moans resound from his pit.

you take a moment, dizzy as you heave, sliding your head out and onto his chest.

"ya still want more, my freaky lil' mama?"

you can only weakly nod as your body replenishes itself with the much needed untainted oxygen.

toji lifts you momentarily chuckling at your whines as he pushes his shorts down his hips just enough to bring out his dick and balls. "well you better get to it then mamas." toji smacks your ass. "these dirty balls ain't gonna gargle themselves."

.....lmfao nonny u got the toji demons coming out of me right now. cause wtf is thiskdshfsjkdhsdjhk 😭😭😭 consider this welcome present.

[hoshigray]

playing dress to impress w the jjk men. That’s it.

OH PLEASE THIS FUCKING ASK LMFAOO!!! Okay okay as hilarious as this concept is, it's quite intriguing. Like, once the guys come around out of that "wtf are you playing" phase and get the basic premise, I'm sure their interest/curiosity will increase a bit

Like, I can picture Higuruma and Nanami being a bit taken aback from the game, but be nice enough to give you second thoughts on your outfits you picked for the theme!! Gojo is 1000000% more into the game than you💀💀💀💀I'm talking like literally BY YOUR EAR telling you what clothes to pick for the theme that'll get you first place (and be extremely distraught when you don't get picked; think like CaseOh playing the game LOL). Geto and Choso love to watch you play bc you get so into it, so they like to watch and try to come up with outfits. More on Geto's side; having two daughters gives him the advantage for knowing some fashion 💃✨️

Now Toji and Kuna......PFFFFFT. Bye, they're totally gonna act like what you're playing is a dumb and shitty game and whatever, yet their reactions when you don't get picked is downright hilarious. Dude, just think of Kuna being so upset and confused, like, "The theme was back to scool, right??? WHO tf is the loser going to school dressed as a fucking pencil?!?!" 😭😭😭😭 IM WEAAKK!!

[prettiedup]

This is gonna sound messy as hell BUT!!

Going with your realistic theory about fratboy/playboy!gojo leaving reader after graduation, what if in 5-6 years they meet at like a cafe or smth and she has a kid (could be his but I like the thought of her moving on and eventually having Toji's kid) RAHHHH THE DRAMA. Gojo is conflicted bc of how GOOD reader looks and has to remind himself he's engaged but keeps his eyes glued to her ass (I can't stand him🧍‍♂️)

And reader does not fuck with Gojo like at ALL, I feel like she would realize during the healing process of the breakup that Gojo was manipulative and a cheater and that the relationship was just not healthy at all😭😭

If the kid is Gojo's; she would NOT want him in their at all due to how she was treated and discard like a toy, that man would probably threaten a custody battle against reader in order to see his kid (I hate him🙄)

omgggie ur so messy i luv it loool . to keep da plot thick da babi wld b toru's tho i think .

nd yessss she matures nd when she finds out she's pregnant wif a babygirl she's sittin in bed one day imagining her daughter gettin older nd encountering someone like her dad . she realizes she wldnt accept their relationship at alllll , so that realization has her bein like " wtf that was soooo unhealthy "

nd when toru sees her nd decides since he cant have her physically anymore hes gonna fuck wif her mentally and financially until she breaks .

[tonycries]

Tell nonny drop the @ so a tall sub woman can slide in their dms 😔 "i can grab her"??? Hello thats modern day romeo and juliet!! Also hdjsk you and me on the same wavelength bc i absolutely did mean to say baby daddy and not sugar daddy in that one ask but i agree but i drooled over it regardless 🥵 to apologize i will now tell u how much time i hc it will take for sugar daddy jjk to fall in love w their sugar baby : nanami (starts falling around 5 months and is in love by 9 months), gojo (2 months for him to admit it but probably like 3 weeks in lol), geto (hmmm....7 1/2 months) sukuna (he doesnt love you. whore) and then chocho and toji are dq'd bc sugar babiessss heheh

DJHSDJS TALL NONNIE COME OUTT YOU HAVE ANOTHER ADMIRER HERE 😭😭

And ahaha I thought soo but I was also like mhm sugar daddies yum 😋😋 And YES so true about Gojo falling in love the fastest, honestly two months is a stretch too - I give it about two weeks.

Don't break my heart like that I CAN and WILL change daddy Sukuna okay 😔

But also on the topic of baby daddies, lemme rank how good they are as baby daddies real quick:

Nanami - 11/10 wtf, husband material he treats you like a QUEEN and EVERYONE is gonna know. Definitely puts a massive ring on it too if he hasn't already.

Gojo - 9.5/10 money money money buys out every single baby store in Tokyo. Deffo cries when the baby is born, only downside is he probably whines for attention, too.

Geto - 9/10 a single mom who works two jobs, who loves her kids and never stops - except Geto is the single mom. Jkjk but he's already raised two daughters, ughhh he'd be so perfect.

Choso - 7.5/10 has absolutely NO idea what to do but he's such a cutie oh my god. If Gojo was crying when the baby was born, Choso here was just outright BAWLING okay? Give him love pls.

Sukuna - 5/10 either he accidentally tries to eat the kid or spoils him rotten okay. Deffo primes the baby to be an heir, RIP your sanity when you have both Sukuna AND a mini-Sukuna running around.

Toji - 3/10 I mean we all know how this one goes.

[theunbreakablecurse0]

Got back from my trip to China (12 days), current achievements:

🫧 Took 4 flights

🫧 Been to 8 different cities/towns

🫧 Almost passed out from heat thrice

🫧 Argued with a granny (hello Toji fans 👋🏻)

🫧 Saw a Gojo cosplayer next to the Lama Temple in Beijing, got no idea wtf he was doing there, thought I was hallucinating for a second (he left so quickly 😭)

Me, standing there in my Geto t-shirt:🧍🏻‍♀️

🫧 Took high speed train twice, sailed on small boats two times

🫧 Stood on the Great Wall, saw Terracotta Warriors

🫧 Learned how to professionally kill mosquitoes

🫧 Visited Shaolin temple

🫧 Enjoyed amazing caves and mountains in Guilin

🫧 Been to Gusu district (hello mdzs fans 👋🏻)

🫧 Seen lotus ponds 🪷 hehehehe

[ieathumanorgans]

Calling them your baby daddy as a joke headcanons!

warnings: slightly suggestive on gojo’s part other than that pure sfw/reader is gn poc

n: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

itadori, megumi, nobara, gojo + nanami’s reaction to the joke

Itadori Yuuji

• poor boy is so confused he’s like a lost puppy trying to figure out what baby daddy meant until you explained it to him and he was..still confused. “You’re not having any children are you?” would definitely be a question he’d ask he’s too precious for these types of jokes god forbid you just hugged him and gave him kisses 💔💔

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Megumi Fushiguro

• oh trust me honey he knows what baby daddy means and would eye you so suspiciously until you tell him that it’s a joke “Oh, it’s a joke?” maybe he knows a little too much for his age (wtf toji)

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Nobara Kugisaki

• your first mistake was ever calling her baby daddy obviously she knows you are joking but still would press you about it, “Is it mines? Are you sure?” she would definitely go out her way to have a photo shoot with you and be like they’re carrying a little me gojo would be ctfu 😭

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Gojo Satoru

• this cocky motherfucker is gonna believe you when you come up to him rubbing your stomach etc. “Gojo, i’m carrying your baby..you’re my baby daddy..” oh. yeah you kinda fucked up “Are you coming up to me saying you’re pregnant because of how much I fucked you last night?” he would definitely lift his blindfold asking this question just to stare at you with his light blue orbs. you admit it was a joke to him and to which he smiled. now he’s taking you to your shared bedroom to bang you til the street lights come on. yeah he’s gonna be your baby daddy fr soon.

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Nanami Kento

• first off he thinks that gojo put you to this damn thing. “Have you been hanging around gojo more..?” and maybe gojo did up to you. you would purposely bloat your stomach out to make it look like a baby bump. nanami isn’t for it he just puts his head in his hands and shakes his head. mans can’t catch no break but he loves you nonetheless. would totally want to you stop hanging around gojo though aka mr. bad influence. after you admit to him it was a joke you gave him unlimited smooches for the entire day

[hillmiaxoxo]

NO WAYYYYYY I READ SUCH A BOMB TOJI ONE SHOT AND IT GOT LOST AS THE PAGE REFRESHED WTF NOOOOOOO 😭😭😭 IF ANYONE COULD HELP ME FIND IT, starts with toji and reader at the bar where some stranger is trying to talk to reader, toji gets jealous but they leave quietly, they go home, toji edges reader for ages but it's overall really really sweet pls im begging u help me find this

[kcokaine]

Lol that anon does have some resentment towards geto wtf 😭😭 anyways why do you like toji? Idk where to classify him honestly cuz half hates his ass (lookin at you satosugo shippers) and half literally d ride him no in between where on the spectrum r u no hate luv u <3

I'm number one toji dickrider. I dont usually get attracted to fictional men on any crazy levels but i think Toji was a drastic change to me cuz he is like everything that is my type, from personality to looks. Also enough of me gooning, he is spectacularly written antagonist, he is tragic and just thinking about him makes me so sad and miserable its insane. But that goes for Gojo as well, gojo makes me really damn sad and emotional