#but what can Satan do besides destructively rampage through Pride? PULL THE PLUG ON EVERYTHING

[king-of-wrath]

"...Do I really gotta do this?" Satan asked, facepalming himself before getting up off his throne.

"I would tell you fuckers digging-up that Gritt Force guy's trauma and commenting on his sex life to go touch grass, but briefly touching a single blade and running back inside your dank hovels ain't enough to fix your rude and invasive asses. Nah, you gotta at least get to second base with your front lawn. But there's only one way to guarantee you'll actually do that..."

"If they can't behave online, then they don't get to BE online..." he grumbled.

Satan then stuck his giant head out the window of his fortified palace, shouting in the general direction of a specific geothermal power plant.

"SHUT IT DOWN, BOYS! NO MORE ELECTRICITY FOR PRIDE!"

As ordered, the plant's workers scurried about to deactivate each generator connected to Pride Ring. Block by block, Pentagram City would start going dark.

"IF WANT YOUR LIGHTS BACK ON, THEN START TEACHING THOSE PARASOCIAL STALKER CREEPS PROPER MANNERS---THROUGH GRATUITOUS VIIIOLEEENCEEE~!" he shouted towards Pride.

"FUCK YOU, TERMINALLY-ONLINE DEMONS!"