#but we DO know theyve already filmed stuff for the reality show...

[negananmiwo]

“hmm...it says you miss CLC..”

[mastrrt]

Me just trying to predict things Kung Fu Panda 4

Predicting the villain:

This is just some common sense stuff but I’ll say it anyways.

For species it’ll most likely be another animal native to China. Most likely not a feline, bird or bull since it would draw parallels to prior villains.

The main enemy will probably be female, as to break the series of male villains. They’ve done it to Shrek, with fairy godmother.

Dreamworks said, during the creation of Kai, “He cant go brawler, since Tai Lung was brawler. He cant go smarter, since Shen was smarter. Where can we go? You have to go supernatural, bigger, and even more intimidating.” Just like the Averngers franchise, there’s a constant law placed where the villains must get progressively stronger the more the series progresses. Without the villain getting stronger, there’s no conflict —or at least not enough conflict to top the lmovie before it. The villain in Kung Fu Panda 4 must be at least different from the other three villains, or attains two out of the three assets that make up for prior villains. For example, the villain can be both smart and supernatural. Or be a brawler and a smarty. I think particularly for this one, the villain would need to have supreme authority and immanent or supernatural powers. While Kai worked in solidarity in terms of mind, it might be possible that the next villain might actually be villains with one superior guiding over them (the main enemy Po will fight). A regime-styled cooperation, with a leader. Each person in the group is bound to have a one on one against one of the Furious Five. This way, the group can actually do something without compromising the relevance of Po since he’s still the one who’ll defeat the main villain.

In this light, what might be the conflict?

The problem is that Po is nearly a perfect character. Oogway said it himself: he is both sides of the ying and yang. To reach such equilibrium, the soul must be stable, and Po would have been ridden of all evil (check my mirror of yin and yang theory out if you havent already pls). This means that Po would have to break pretty darn bad on the next movie. Every story has a scene where it shows a character’s breaking point. But to break a character who’s both sides of the yin and yang... well, that character would have to put through a lot of hell. That’s why I believe someone’s gonna die in the fourth movie [insert Mr. Ping], or someone’s gonna be temporarily taken away from Po [insert Tigress]. And here’s another thing: the first movie is about body, the second is about mind, and the third is about spirit. What’s left? The heart.

So... these are the core factors that make a human. Flesh is where the soul lives. Mind and heart is what makes a person. You know what heart means? Love. You what love mean? Either romance or family. Now the third movie was already a little bit about family, so does that means theres a little, you know, romance? You know. A certain Tigress that can make Po master the concept of heart. 😏 but in reality, I don’t think drreamworks will make Tigress hostage. It’s not enough catalyst for Po to break, unless they make it seem like Tigress died. And I just cant see it either... too cliche for a story so anticipated. It’ll make sense of Mr Ping would die.

It doesn’t necessarily mean someone’s gonna die though. But the internal conflict must have magnitude near beyond repair, and will damage his heart more than anything else.

What’s the settings?

They always try to change the settings. Valley of Peace. Then to Gongmen. Then to Panda Village. The valley was more a traditional chinese suburb of sorts. Gongmen was an industrial, probaby tech-savvy city. And the panda village was a playground. This one is unpredictable. They might start the movie of at the panda village instead of the valley (which is sad); they took the thousand mile bridge to Mongolia, so the panda village may border Mongolia. And that may mean they’ll travel upwards to the bordering country.

Will the movie fail?

The movie has been delayed till 2020. All three movies have above 80% in Rotten Tomatoes, which is extremely high for the website.

Shrek 3 was rated 48%, which is nearly half of the rating it earned in shrek 2 (89% —ok, not really nearly half but it’s a major dip!) Kung Fu Panda 3 was actually rated higher than KFP 2, which bodes well on the series’ consistency. Luckily (and unfortunately for dreamworks) this high rating perpetuates the pressure of making better kfp movies, to keep all the KFP movies clean And untarnished, to finish strong and not to taper at the end in quality like Shrek. They had four years to work on it. So we’re just sitting here pretty. Financially, the series is doing phenomenal.

But something else worries me. KFP 3 was waaaay to kid friendly for the series. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a childrens show. But a dark underlying plot lay deep in both 1 and 2. Heck. Kfp 1, Shifu lost a child. In kfp 2, implications of genocide. It seems kfp 3s light heartedness was a reimbursement for the darkness they placed in kfp 2. Hopefully, this big bane of appealing to the younger audience won’t negatively affect the deepness and the plot of the fourth movie. But with panda kids, with dim and sum, with mei mei, and with ling or whatever panda father Po has, I think that won’t be the case. If you compare kfp 1 and kfp 3, you could really see a huge difference in tone.

What will happen to the Furious Five:

Them failing after trying to fight the main villain without Po is to repetitive. It seems dreamworks likes it so that Po is the only one who defeats the villain, while the furious five just stands there and lets him skadoosh his way to da top. It’ll be nice, like I said, if they fought a group instead of just one villain. So that everyone has a share if villains, and Po can still take the main villain.

About Shifu and Tigress’s relationship. It’ll Also makes sense if Shifu would pass away, giving Po no choice but to accept full responsibility as the head of the Jade Palace and the teacher of the Furious Five. Or, it’ll also make kind of sense if Tigress is gone temporarily, making Shifu want to spend time with her. If kfp 4 is the last movie then their relationship would be mended. If kfp will really go up to the sixth, then theyll have to prolong the conflict because then there’s really no thread that keeps all the stories connected and make all the stories a one whole story. If they wanted the movies to essentially be a obe whole story, it would make sense if there’s a similar conflict transcending all films and wrapping at the end. With the rise of new characters, the furious will definitely have less screen time. ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😠😠😡😞🙃

Anyways, these are just my predictions. What do you guys think would happen?

[sealedbeastnue]

ayyy im watching like , a shitload, of anime this season. so im doing like 1-2 sentence Initial Reviews to show my contempt for anime (its because I dont have time haha)

get ready for Jokes.gif

symphogear S4: everyone is hot. lesbians are buff and have terrifyingly arousing voices and everything is off the fucking rails already at episode 4 watch this show

isekai restauraunt: earth gentrifier scams medieval AU out of hard earned silver coins because theyve never had grilled cheese or fried chicken

youkai apartment: touhou except its not, this actually ended up good despite being really plain and i’m kind of digging the sincerity and weight of it

skirt no naka: trap moar

knight’s & magic: trap moar also this is kind of cool and has subtle humor

fate apocrypha: TRAP MOAR and this is of course one of the top shows this season who didnt see that coming? classic fate PLOT TWISTS

princess principal: steampunk except not obnoxious and with, again, scary girls who are tough and get shit done. I keep rewatching scenes because its so good

centaur no nayami: if youre going to adapt strong source material you have to either 1) dynamic animation 2) interesting art style 3) good music 4) strong body posing instead of Standing and Sitting, pick 2-3 and not 0 instead

action heroine cheer fruits: budget sakura quest with actually some cool fight animation? I’m into this its just silly enough without being irritating or dumb

the reflection: old man fails to make superhero anime

kakegurui: SHALL WE GAMBLE? (fapping furiously against a gun)

ballroom e youkoso: this show was written by a aliems. I dont understand a goddamn thing thats going on or any of the style choices. (close to dropped)

shoukoku no altair: sleeper hit, its about “Turkey” and “European Politics” pre “World War 1″ this show is fucking hype and doesnt pull punches. and has the best ED illustrations of the season

vatican miracle examiners: CHRIST MEMES I dunno boyz im just here to have some fun with this silly shit (though I think its actually getting good now)

classroom of the elite: kind of a budget kakegurui but its neat, I like just how fucked everyone is and how nobody realizes theyre a bunch of assholes. cant wait 4 these kids to be completely ruined forever.

hajimete no gal: I still havent determined whether this show is misogynist trash or whether it’s chugging respect women juice but im leanin towards the latter

hina logi: its not gripping me for some reason because it’s very, extremely fluffy, but this show is sorta gay and has an AWESOME OP animation/song full package. its not bad I probably need to give it more attention and respect to enjoy it more

netsuzou trap: sexual violence has never made me feel this filthy and wrong! hooray! (close to dropped)

nana maru san batsu: were you in quiz bowl in school? (TUCKS HAIR BEHIND EAR) ITS TIME TO D_D_D_D_D_-dd-d--d-d-D_D DUEL

made in abyss: another sleeper hit, this is top 5 of the season for sure. the worldbuilding and subtlety is top tier and the animation outshines most animated films you need to watch this

gamers!: came for the Possible Memeworthyness, staying for the I Dont Know If This Is Good Yet but it might actually be good. we are all gamers though I dont really know whats up with main girl she spent episode 2 drooling and starin idfk whats going on my dudes

tenshi no 3P!: die (dropped)

touken ranbu: its about boys and it has weird kind of awkward animation. I was hoping for a 4th TRAP MOAR this season but it looks like this one’s not for me also shakycam does NOT belong in animation. (dropped)

aho girl: not my type of comedy but I guess not bad (dropped)

clione no akari: I have no idea if this is good but based on the simplicity I’m guessing no, its not very interesting. (close to dropped)

smartphone: fuck you (dropped)

keppeki danshi: this might be ok for people who like Boys and Comedy Sort Of. watch if you like those things I think this could be a good show but I aint about that life. (dropped)

18if: No.    (dropped)

battle girl high school: Stop making shows now (dropped)

yami shibai S5:  ?????? ???????reality is breaking down around me (dropped)

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holdovers and other stuff:

castlevania netflix anime: dude this was really fucking cool I was amazed. so much viscera and awesome animation I highly enjoyed and lookin forward to S2

sin nanatsu no taizai: please come back... why did your studio shut down please I just want closure... , _____ , bub...

maid dragon specials: WHY ARE THESE BACK? PLEASE PUT THEM AWAY

sakura quest: best, best best tier. best fucking tier you need to watch this show about young adults finding their place in the world right now.

granblue fantasy: “eh” (dropped)

re:creators: noooooooooooo idea

stella jogakuin koutou-ka c3-bu: more girls with guns and fucking weirdos? I’m all over it.

seikon no kwaser: I, too, like breast milk.