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sorcerersandskillusers · 4 months

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Between Dazai calling Oda a "balm for the soul" to Mori and him giving Akutawaga a whole lecture about how he couldn't beat Oda in 100 years.

I love the mental image of Dazai just going into tangents about how great Oda is around other mafia members and them being completely baffled when they meet him, and he's like the most underwhelming person ever.

Mafioso: "Why does one of the top five executives never shut up about you?"

Oda: "I really don't know. He's been like that since I tied him to a bed and force-fed him porridge"

Mafioso: "YOU DID WHAT!?"

#people need to remember that even looking at an executive funny is a good way to get your teeth pulled out #but this random grunt somehow ended up drinking buddies with the scariest one of them #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #bungou stray dogs dazai #dazai #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #bsd odasaku #sakunosuke oda #dazai and odasaku #odasaku #bsd the dark era #the day i picked up dazai

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