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#but this is stuck in my head
gunpowder-tim · 2 years
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'ello margery 'ows the bread today
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temporalteardrop · 8 months
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bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time
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furiousfruitcakeee · 5 months
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Pretty sure this meme had been done before, but this needs to get out of my draft!!!! also don't mind my handwriting i tried my best
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doctorfreak · 11 months
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last week i was sitting at a red light and was getting honked at SOOOOOOO MUCH and looked up and this guy was slamming the horn and the girl in the passenger seat was like trying to pull his arms away from the horn. then i remembered i have this bumper sticker
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sadclowncentral · 4 months
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TOYOTA HILUX TUESDAY
source: toyota hilux durability test #1 by whistlindiesel
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hinamie · 19 days
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to moving forward
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk art#yuji itadori#gojo satoru#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itadori yuuji#megumi fushiguro#jjk spoilers#satoru gojo#jjk manga spoilers#hina.comic#before any1 says anything i KNOw his birthday is in december ik ik ik this is just 2 show some post-battle bonding after the trauma#its winter in canon n megumi's birthday has passed and he spent it being piloted like a mech so they need to celebrate Now!!#also this was technically a request lmao anon wanted megumi birthday angst hehehehhe i hope u like it <3 bc it KILLED ME DEAD#im going to collapse remember when i said this wasnt harder than the hydrangeas im having second thoughts#page 8 made me want to bash my head in#could have stuck with one flashback image could have left them monochrome could have done literally anything 2 ease the workload#but noooo the chronic overachiever in me would not allow it#rule of threes i had to include all of them and they Had to be in colour it wouldn't have hit the same if i had kept it monochrome#i needed it to look how childhood memories look i needed it to look oversaturated and hazy and fond but unmistakably Gone#it may have killed me but im so proud of this rn like from an art style perspective these megumis and yuujis r top tier by my standards#personal favourites r the first and last panel of crying megumi like not 2 pat myself on th back but expression?????? hello??????#enjoy your cake megumi you've earned it <333 sorry fr hurting ur feelings it will happen again#oh my god i can sleep tonight bless <333 and i met my 3 day deadline NICE im so good at what i do
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krembruleed · 11 months
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beach episode?
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o-lanterns · 1 year
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[ID: Simon sitting next to Prismo, "So... Why did you make Ice Queen like that?" Prismo asks "Like what. Cunty? ... Milfy?" Simon looks tired and doesn't know how to respond. end ID.]
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arinmoss · 16 days
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Chappell Roan :3
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pangur-and-grim · 7 months
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I’m too gullible with people. I’ll have encounters and be like “aw they seemed nice ☺️” and then everyone around me will be like NONONONONO THAT WAS THE DEVIL!!!!!!!
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cadoized · 4 months
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🤪 this strain is called “into the unknown”💀 it’ll have you making a pilgrimage in a place between our world and the next 💯☝️
me: yeah, whatever. I don’t feel shit.
five minutes later: bro I swear I saw the beast following us through these mysterious woods that I don’t remember entering
the highwayman: I’m the highwayman
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verflares · 8 months
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NOW SPELL: ANGEL Z-E-L-D-A WRONG! TRY AGAIN.
also on inprnt :]
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millenianthemums · 2 years
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hey i was caramelizing your boyfriend and he uh. he stuck to the pan. yeah i didn’t deglaze it enough and he’s really burnt on there. i mean we can soak him for a while and see if we can scrape him up but i’m not optimistic. sorry.
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yapwithkitz · 2 months
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deadpool killing a bunch of tva agents with wolverine's dead remains while dancing to nsync is not something i knew i needed but im SO glad it happened
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jstardoesthings · 8 months
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Uh-oh the TV is buffering!!
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