#but theyre at least honest about ir

[cleromancy]

god. saw someone say that bruce is 100% in the right vs jason bc No One Should Ever Kill. you mean the bruce that slit jasons throat in a building wired to explode? that bruce?

[torantuga]

are.you.an.angel..

I've been looking for AleNoah as dads my entire life man!!! You're like.. sent from above!!

..

wait how did they get MK then..

did Noah and Emma have MK then divorce, and then Noah gained custody..or is she just adopted..

I don't know if you mind me doing this but like,

I like to imagine :3.. that Aleheather broke up and Nemma actually got married but divorced so then MK is just like..there. Then boom Noah and Alejandro meet again and they're like "btw did you know in World Tour I loved you" "fr!? Me.me too!" "do you wanna get married" "yea!!!!"

yea. (I may have gotten Raj into the mix..bleh.)

Wow this is incredibly long sorry about that drink water and have a lovely day!!!!!

-⏰

OKAY I ACCIDENTALLY MAY IR MAY HAVE NOT MADE A CHART THAT EXPLAINS THE AU THANKS TO THIS ASK (IN MY EYES) !!

i personally dont like the idea of the women in the respective relationships abandoning the men to let them be gay w each other, esp since so many people that write similar things end up making emma just straight up abandon the family cause of stress. its way too convinient yknow, jst my opinion, and it makes emma look bad (which shes way too awesome) i think she would be very close w the mudaliar-burromuerto family but as a close friend/honorary aunt sorta way.

but your idea of the au is cool! i like it.

this is kinda of like a long answer to your question being like. how did they have mk.....

okay so.

how did they end up together? i inspired myself from a fic that is literally just noah being alejandro's only visitor in the hospital post-WT. they become friendly and, since the burromuerto family sees alejandro as an embarrassment for being too vulnerable and letting himself lose the million dollars in front of many people, leaving him being kicked out, they eventually end up moving together! its kind of a slowburn college romance if im being honest. and once theyre juniors/seniors in college, they end up getting together.

so. hooow do they adopt mk? since its from birth? wouldnt they be super young? EXACTLY

theyre young parents due to alejandro being pressured from his side of the family to at least get a child if he's going to keep being a failure. this hurts ale deeply and he genuinely starts to panic, thinking he should raise a kid as soon as possible. he manages to convince noah that its true baby fever and that they'll be wonderful parents, even though normally "ideal" parents marry and then have children.

they search for a while and eventually come across someone who was thinking of adoption whilst pregnant, and the three of them worked very hard to make it possible. so in 2007, MK is born, and adopted into the mudaliar-burromuerto family. (i do not know SHIT about adoption so i wont make much detail about it)

of course, not being married and having a child was also critizised, so they quickly married around a year or two later. (it took a while to cut the burromuerto family out of his life, but back then ale was very young and very easily manipulated by his family)

so, around 6 years later, they adopt another kid, which was already a year old, but who really didnt have a name. he was dropped off at an orphanage when he was around 6 months old, but he didnt seem to be registrated anywhere. ale n noah, curious, took on the role to foster care this kid and came up w a name for him, which alejandro chose, nicolás. they adopted him soon after

so yeah full story!!! may be susceptible to change!! wahoo!!

[idle-compy]

okie dokie!! here's my live reaction if anyone's interested

ep 1:

ooh a recap jwcc didn't have these

theyre little setup looks cozy comfy ngl

the roar competition 😭

DAMN KENJI ANGST STARTINF EARLY

BROUGHT UP CAMP CRETACEOUS

"has me feeling like my old man... like an 'ex-Kon'" KENJI

"isn't a little soon to be making jokes about ur deceased father" "nah"

kenji and this dang lettuce

risking it all for some potato chips omg

gotta give it to kenji he IS sneaky

THE YASAMMY PHOTO ❤️

these guys just been chatting for over a week but some screams during a little storm got the attention of the crew?? they're shit at they're jobs ok

omg that scene where ben and Darius are serving face for no reason

ik we've been seeing pics of it BUT THE WET HAIR ANIMATION MWAH MWAH

not rhem becoming ship hands

THE EGGGSSS

and the start of kenjis death wish GAAHHH

so much blood omg

THE GALLILIMUS SCENE NOOOO

mama... a majungasaurus behind you

darius saving that captains ass... and be tries to throw them overboard..

now darius with the death wish Jesus christ

oh this scene is animated super cool

not that mf just sliding in the crate

rip eggs pt 2

RIP KENJI PT 2 GODDAMNIT

Australian man coming in with the sense

kenji open up PLEASE

AND THERE SHE ISSSS

ep 2:

bens so desperate to charge that thing

oh so that's why he's keeping the secret that makes sense

poor ben tho imagine seeing that

yaz wondering if ANY of her friends are ok atp

ZAYNAAA

I thought the jacket removal would be later in the season hmm

ben is such a terrible secret keeper omg

not them ab to move these ppls pets

"baby bumpy ur in charge"

KENJI KISSIMF THE EGG

wait those stegos protect the farm I feel this setting up smth

i love this little gallilimus sm

geba was it??

SHE LEDT THE CASE EXPOSED AND OPEN??

kenji messing with darius they're such brothers

this woman's known yasammy for just a couple minutes and alr protecting them

BEN CLINVING THE TREE LIKE HED DO ON NUBLAR

and still no signal

yknow at least yaz is honest

camp fam doing what camp fam does best

"get out of here you off brand alligator!"

KENNI WITH THE DEATH WISHH

rising the stegosaures YES QUEENS

"but they're not our enemy any more than any animal is" preach

goddd bens so conflicted

you can see the pain in his face omggg you can tell he doesn't want to lie

ep 3:

BROOKLYNNNNNNN

RONNIE DID SAVE HERRR

THE HANDLER IN HER MEMORY

"as luck would have it ur my second amputation this week" ronnie omg

oh she's cryinggg 💔

FLASHBACKKKKKM

THE PARASAUROLOPHES oh she's visiting kenji

damn just driving thru em ok girl

VIDEO CALL MY BELOVED CHIDREN

NOOO DANIEL

at least we van see what they talked ab

yeah brooklynn call his ass out

ooohhh she's playing him isn't she

the lead up to the break up omg

SHE WAS TEXFINF HIS FATHER WHEN THEY BROKE UP

THE CASHHH

MEMORIES WITH DARIUS NLW

"something I need you to see" hmmmmmm

oh darius has fallen hard at this point

"if he loved you half as much as I do" DARIUS OH NO

oh he doesn't know how to save this GAAHH

"unless" DARIUS PLEASEEEEEEEEE SHES FRESH FROM A BREAK UP

yknow what idk if I'd be able to face her ahain after that either Jesus christ that was painful to watxh

OH THE WOODS SCENEEE

THE PERSON SHE WAS TALKING TO WAS HACKEDDDDDDD THIS WAS A SET UP

I mean I think we knew ir was a set up BUT NOT LILE THAT

THE RAPTORSSSSSSSSS

THE HANDLERRRR

the allosaurus saved her then got blamed for her death ??? 😭

I feel like ronnie being the other person she was talking to was so obvious but I'm glad it was confirmed

ahhhh the fake death confirmation

"I might have smth to take the edge off" ronnie pulled out alcohol I know it

TIME SKIPPP

"5 second rule"

honestly love that they're showing the process of her adapting to her new limb difference

ok she just changed her hair FAST bc wdym her funeral

nvm they must've held the funeral off bc her arm is healed

"maybe can we go see my friends and family?" What happened to that

"hey fam what's up?! notice anything different? it's the hair!" she's so unserious

EWWW ITS ONE OF THR EVIL DPW MEN

Can't remember if it's Jared or Jensen

"if they start causing problems I'll take care of em" talkimf ab her friends

so they weren't originally being hunted?? was that one theory ab ben snooping causing them to be right???

and in that moment brooklynn decided to remain dead didn't she

ooohhh she left ronnie

ep 4:

ooh a dln mission

OH FACE REVEAL

earnests little jiggy jig

MALTA

"it always lands in-" WHEREEEEE RONNIE WHERE

OOHHB BEN WATCHUNG WHAT THE DLN IS DOING

must've cauhjt up to the current timeline

also they must change clothes constantly throughout the season bc he's already in the grey tee

him debating messaging brooklynn omg

OH SHOOT HE SENT IT

Also brooklynns username??? Ester stone callback

ben debating leaving his friends to find brooklynn???

IS DARIUS CREATINF ANOTHER FIELD GUIDE

oooohhh sammy in the family feels I NEED TO KNOW WHAG BAPPENEEDDD

THE TRACKER

SOMETHJNF HAPPENINF TO THE DLN

"take em out to the field and wait for my signal" earnest are u ab to kill ppl

YAZ RUNNING FOR FUNSIES

Theyre definitely feeling like they were back on nublar

WHO JUST KIDNAPPED GEBA

KENJI WHAT IS THIS SONG

I missed u silly kenji tho

OH SLMEONE KNOCKED HIM OUT AND STOLE THE EGGS NO

brooklynn stays messing with ppl

YEAAHH HER SAVINF RHE CLEANINF CREW WE LOVE MORALS

she was talking to literally random ppl in the hang on scene??? after all my analyzing??

random man handled that well

HE CALLED HER SYD

UGLY CRYINF TO MSKE HIM UNCOMFORTABLE

"what did you want me to do?! fight rhem all off???? I only have one arm!!"

it is just bad thing after bad thjnf goodness

zayna joining them omggg they're 6 ahain

ooh brooklynn tricking his ass yes queen

oooh dubai

ep 5:

"well she needs to learn that sometimes life is a cruel mistress" "she's 14"

ben bringing up he and kenjis gyropshere accident omg

BROOKLYNMS ONLINE

not ben wrecking rhe boat

BENS USERNAME

bumpy_2015 CAN HE BE MORE OBVIOUS

Anyway BROOK GETTINF HIS MESSAGE???

"damning files" 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 /jjjj

ITS DADDYS GADDY

OOOHHH SHES PRETYY

is it the broker tho

I did not watxh dominion but she looks kinda like soyona santos

OOOHH BROOKLYNN FOHND A WAY IN

kenji and ben already beefing good lord

he is SUCH a terrible liar

WHYD KENJI END THE BRACHI SOUNDS LIKE THE KLIMPALOON

OOOH SOMETHJNF UNDER WATER

And now the brachis are spooked

IT IS SOYONA

RAPTOR

wow kenji risking hjs life again JESUS CHRIST MAN

all of their genuine looks of concern

that's a sick painting tho

"so much more precise than a whistle" soyona and handler beef

SOYONA KNOWS WHO SHE IS

OH SHE GOT OUT OF THERE

ig why they shared all those clips now bc tbjs is NOT playing out like I thought it would

to be so anti phone ben sure is attached to that phone

Sammy assuming bens gotta take a shit bc he ran off 😭

BROOKLYNN VIDEO CHATTINF HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMAMMAMAMMMMMMMMMMMM

BROOKLUNN TELLINF HIM TO KEEP HER A SECRET LIKE HE ISNT CONFLICTED ENOUFHHHH

SHE DELWTWD HER ACXOUNT GAAAHAHHHHH

ep 6:

IS BEN HAVJNF A PANIC ATTACK

THEYRE STARTING RHE EP LIKE THIS???

oh ok it was a mini panic

now yaz has TWO boys to be worried about

"I think I need to tell you somethjng...?" He doesn't know what to do :((((

THE UDNERWATER CREATIRE

DO THEY NOT KNOW HOW DANGEROUS HIPPOS ARE

mangoes are the cure to all

KENJI REACHING HIS ARN INTO THE HIPPOS MOITH???

Not it eating the phone

OHHHB BROOKS CUTTINF EVERYONE OFF SHE BLOCKED RONNIE

they've talked ab pooping twice now omg

yaz throwing kenjis problems onto darius omfg

sammy has grown so attached to zayna

SAMMYS A VEGETARIAN

IS THAT A CORPSEEEEEEE

oh ben is in an absolute panic omg

OOOH YAZ KNOWS HES KEEPIMG SECRETS

"all my proof is gone! dissolving in the stomach of a weirdly aggressive beast!"

why is everyone just throwing stuff on yaz rn 😭

PTEROSAUR

OH SKMETHJNF FUCKINF ATE THE PTEROASUAR IMMEDIATELY

SUCHOMIMUS

OH HO HOBHOOOO BROOKLYNN HAS THE DINO LASER

KENJI WITH THE DEATH WISH

YAZ GETTING CHASED BY A HIPPO??? IS THAT JOW SHE ENDED UP ALOME

OH DARIUS AND KENJI DONT KNOW YAZ DIDNT GET ON THE OTHER BOAT

KENJI GOT INJUREDDD

OH YAZ GOT KNOCKED OUT

BROOKLYNN AND HER MANUPULATING

OH IS BROOKLYNN GONNA END UP IN AFRICA

KENJIS SHOULDER IS JUST CADUALLY DISLOCATED??

HE JUST POPPED IT BAXN INTO PLACE LIKE IT WAS NOTHINF?????

NOOO HE WAS AB TO OPEN UP

THEY LEFT YAZZZZZ

she passed out in such a slay position tho omg

ep 7:

ooohh this has gotta be the yaz ep all the reviews were talkimf ab

THEY AINR TURN AROUMD FOR HER YET???

oh well the suchonmimus won thag battle

YAZ GIRL RUN WHIKE HES SLEEPINT

maybe it's just me but the flashlight is not thag important

THE ANIMATIONNNNNN WE CAN SEE HER TREMBLING

"well look who it is, the kenjinator" "my main man benny" why are they so awkward

"heyyyyy how are u doing... champ?" "champ? what is this what are u doing" the dialogue is so funny

thus soeech??? darius u used to be so good at this

"ahhh!! my socks are soaked"

YAZ DID ALL THAT FOW THE FLASHLUGHT AND ITS DEAD?????

oh there it goes

AND THERES DIMORPJOFONS???

AND THE FLASHLIGHT FELL RIGHT TOWARDS TBE SUCHOMIMUS SOMEONR FIVE THIS GIRL A BREAK

KENJIS OPENIMG UP BUT AT WHAG COST

HE BLAMIMG HIMSELF FOR YAZZZ

"I don't know how much more I can take" KENJKIIIIIIII :((((

KENJI BEN HEART TO HEART I've waited years for this

"WHO YA TRYNA HIT SAM???" "LEAVE A REVIEW LATER"

LIONS

YAZ HE SEES U

OH FUCK HES GOT HER

YAZ GOOOO

ok the sucho left her alone

NOW SHE HAS TO DEAL WITH LIPNS????

WAIT WHAT JUST KILLED THE LION

MANUNGUSAURUS

"MOVE YOUR BUTTS"

SHIT ANOTHER STANDIFF

SUCHO JUST CADUALLY GOT KILLED ON SCREEN LIKE THAT??

this scene is so menacing

kenji in between the gfs 😭

YASAMMY HUG

BROOKLYNM TEYINF TO CALL BEN AND THE PJONES GONE

ep 8:

kenji being protective over yaz 😭

OH IS THIS THE EP KENJI FINDS OUT

"you are not leaving me behjnd!" zaynas so real

also love the continuation that other ppl can here secret talks

OH POOR LEASHED DINOS

kenni finally realizing what he's doing to himself 😭

KENJINA HUGGGG

bro activities is laying on the ground together

damn those chains were pathetic

why are they all going into suspiciously dark areas

IS THIS A DINO FREEZER??

OH NO ITS A GENETUCS LAB

oh zayna clocked him

OH THE SHIP CAPTAIN

OH CAPTAIN LANG JUST GKT JILLED OK

THIS SVENE IS SO WELL DONE?? SO OMINOUS

OH SOMETHINS DOWN THERE WITH THEMMMM

they'd make terrible cheerleaders

OH THAG POOR BABY HAS NO EYES

THIS PLACE IS CRUELLLL

THERES RHE PROMO IMAGE

GEBA BABY UR OK

DARIUS RUN

DARIUS IS STILL DOWN THERE JFC

OH HES HOLDIMG OMTO THE OUTSIFE

"I knew u didn't hate me!"

SHIT DARIUSSSSSSS

BENS IN AN INTERROGATION ROOM KENJI CAN SEE HIM THIS IS HOW HE FINDS OHT ISNT IT

IM SORRY HE SEES BROOKLYNN WALK IN ON BEN??!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

BROOKLYNMS HERE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?@??@?@

ohhhh this looks way wrong to kenji doesn't it

"She's alive? You knew?"

the interrogation set up eas an insane way to do thaf I loved it

ep 9:

I've been so drawn in on this ep I just realized I haven't been reviewing

anyway

BROOKLYNM SAVED THEM IN THE PIT THING

WILL WE GET TO FIND OT WHAT HAPPENED TO DARIUS

YEAH HE MADE IT

DAMN RHE OTHERS SAW HER TOOOO?!??!?!?!?!??

THIS MAN INTENTIONALLY CREATED THE EYELESS BARYONIX???? EVILLLLL

HE FED HER LIVE HUMANNNSSS?!?!??!?!??!??!?!?!

oh rip evil scientist man

OH WE HET TO HEAR BEN AND BROOKS WHOLE ARGUKMENT

"stop looking at me like that" :(((

ep 10:

FINALLEEEEE

fuck mu headphones are dying

BEN AND KENJI ANGST

OH SHIT KENJI BROKE THE GLASS WHAT IF HE HIT BENS FACE

OOHH KENJIS HURT

"after that we'll" "do something stupid? prpbably?" "probably"

EVIL SCIENTIST MAN LIVED???

omg are the acrociraptor and the baryonix communicating

YAY SCIENTIST MAN IS DEAD

oh kenjis trust is broken

BROOKLYNN HAVJNF TO HEAR HER FRIENDS SCREAM THIS IS CDUELL

WHEN WILL THRY REUINITEEE AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

ZAYNAS DAD TO THE RESCUE

SHES GOJNA BLOW IT UP AND KENJI AND VEN ARE SFILL IN THEREEEE

oh ok they drove their asses outta there

"nuh uh u don't get to talk" oh kenjis bitter

CONFRONTATIONNNNNNNNNNNN

ooohhh what's brooklynn gonna do

SHES LEABIFN THEM AND TAKIMG THE EGGGS???

SHE GAVE THEN BHNPYS EGG AND LEDT????????

THATS IT?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!???!??!?!?!??!

[seefasters]

Regina spektor anon back at it again. I was wondering about something and it made me also wonder what you thought: ive been thinking about the very fraught dynamic between potter and charles and wanted your thoughts. So like the potter charles dynamic is really rich and it has. Alot of fascinating angles to it, but the crux of that dynamic for me comes down to this: charles is a wealthy, old-money northern urbanite and he is- in career terms at least- in his prime His affect is very contemptuous and aristocratic- hes a member of the elite class in every sense and he knows it. Meanwhile potter is past his prime, a middleamerican/southern dude from what is clearly a rural working class or poor background (i mean i think so. It strikes me as wildly unusual for a wealthy teenager to lie about his age to enlist as a low army grunt, which seems to be what potter did in ww1. Even if potter did come from a stable household economically speaking, he didnt have much in the way of social status- hes a farmboy) All this to say: theres major tension between them. in civilian life charles has absolutely all the power and would never have reason to give potter the slightest bit of regard. Yet this isnt the situation theyre in- charles has been drafted against his will and is at the mercy of potters authority as a commanding officer. Thats not to say that charles doesnt deserve potters ire for being very arrogant and condescending; but you get the sense, especially early in charles's time in mash, that potter gets serious glee out of taking charles down a peg; based on the social dynamic i just mentioned. Which is undeniably satisfying and funny, but its also kind of fucked up too? Like the draft is unjust, charles has been removed from his life to give over his talents to the war machine. He doesnt want to be there. Conditions are terrible. His consent is not relevant. His skills are barely relevant, hes been thrown into a totally unfamiliar mode of medical practice to what he is used to. The show knows all this and for the record i dont think it wrong to mine humor from charles's situation, even though it is wildly unfair and unpleasant and more or less forced labor as is the case for all draftees regardless of background. I was just curious what you thought about potters dynamic with charles or with people in the camp in general (his dynamic with Klinger is similarly fascinating and fucked up though it distinguishes itself from charles because 1. Klinger is not at all on equal or higher standing than potter in civilian life 2. He offers potter respect that charles does not. Which makes potters glee in fucking with klinger less based in class resentment (which colors his dynamic with charles) and more interpersonal (if youre being charitable) or more racist/sexist/classist bullying (if youre being uncharitable). What do u think of potter as an authority figure on mash? what you thought about mash's relationship to the draft as a concept?- service as a moral duty or trying to go AWOL as an immoral or cowardly act versus conceptualizing the draft as an injustice since imo mash seemed to go back and forth about that. Forgive me for the many many words!

hiiiii!!!! i haven't put much thought into the potter and charles dynamic if i'm being fully honest, but i never saw what potter was doing to charles as particularly cruel. charles was already drafted but had managed to secure a fairly comfortable position due to his class (i assume, i don't think the show ever tells us). he also seems to be there in a teacher/lecturer position as opposed to being a doctor who actually treats wounded soldiers. potter needed a capable surgeon to save lives. the morality of being an american army surgeon in a foreign war is a different question though (not that mash hadn't touched on that as well)

if we're not talking about potter keeping charles as a surgeon though, i do imagine potter takes quiet personal glee in fucking with charles because charles is a dickhead lmao

and i don't think potter is ever fucking with klinger? the potter/klinger relationship is pretty straightforward - klinger wants out, potter can't permit that, so klinger comes up with ridiculous schemes to try and convince potter, and the schemes get more and more ridiculous until it becomes a real boy cried wolf situation. everything potter does is (mostly) always in response to whatever klinger is doing

mash is pretty clear on the draft (it should not exist as much as war should not exist) but what happens after is a bit more complicated. i mean, it's never described as a cowardly act - scully went AWOL and hawkeye and BJ shield him, henry remarks that if they all had any sense they would've gone off camp (with the latrine) like hawkeye did, and klinger's schemes are played for laughs but his desire to leave is never painted in s negative light

that being said, none of the commanding officers ever actually let people leave without due reason. and there's the whole shooting yourself in the foot business obviously to which most of the responses are 'we get that war is shit but don't do it again please' (which like, as doctors they're bound to not let people mutilate themselves but you know). people being AWOL is a bit of an awkward topic in mash and i'm not sure if it ever formed a concrete opinion on that

[libidomechanica]

The dead

A sonnet sequence

               1

Youth thou shall her bloom most constancy of Woman. Was it grew, so everything wanted to be unjust. On my lips were boil’d up with Stellas rayes, and called love. Ivy, two rejoice between the moon, could seem mere emblems mix without love. I should be a prophecy; for yet, my friendly Few. How the other, each with tears. Where my civil head, and hacked and wanned and ermines here, for it I came not abasht: when the trickling tears, to wash themselves in disgrace: binde your hearts back to life eternal fire, and echo back her sighs. Who all the world is welnigh frorne I feel the poet here?

               2

With many thorns to bear, and all night of things: whether gratitude’s just a haunted space like two bats and sudden turn as if halfe in his daughter, one arise,—we come thanke may you have the cavern with my wild oats in a year all pumpkin, love reposed amidst thou laesie loord, and Hoigh for the ground is my invention spend? Thus I heard of, after deaths which, though to begin that present, and endued with forest, and sweet lovers, children? Die: yet I see the prince my seruice tries, thinke no more, that of any kind leave, till ioy makes such Consummate the golden Diademe: the body gryde.

               3

Subdued and war with a heart. Three will buy his sheepe on the burning Sappho loved right or wrong, her round the hunter rued his Individual; and, like foule wagmoires ouergrast, that feeds his gold-skinned as if still The Shah and said, and make a lamb he couth: but his eye is famish’d for a Ladde, you like the ancient trees seen, with April’s fine family’s a serious mood; then glut thy smoky fires. Deceit with Roses blows; a Foot for fruict, nor pretty ankle is a virtue, every day it wax’d more to protect me. Draws his Dagger on the girl spake this, that froward fortune may try.

               4

Mast to me, as we name her. His Pride and vaine pleasure, as their grace. The more such as fire againe, but is profane. It brings expansion. I cry: Love! With tears; beneath the worm shall I doe? And everywhere: sometime had left and beauty of bronze, the Chinese say, is like Hebe’s in her soul of sweet as they have a garden trees that are his fair doth intertex! Fill high the clock with Tears! Nay, any lady’s of thine to aggravate thy stocke: seest, howe brag yond Bullocke beare, enter brauely euerywhere! Would concerns, misfortune of others. But none of man, that gladly thee Hobbin how I wake.

               5

Of lighter fair continued still, at least grim laughters worship at the other despot of the grass! And so with fears more blest. Why I tie about a tree, it’s a’ for the hot blood might be five, so snug, so compassion, and to make me who am no more: and the new. The mind with holy water’s breath,—and grasping furrowes thirsty each from the Hunting-ground and crimson shone againe. May time away. And never kept seat in green hill in an honest friend; What, silence. Wives in the same path, espoused two partners milliners of theyr sheepe. The cataract and the season after my death.

               6

And the storm first of love and known the strove quite regardless ire of a harsh sire— odd spouse, forstallen hem all drench. The ambrosial gloom to see thou was moved me dead, a kingly sunflower, so the clock of late struck him: I’ said he, Look how your hearts, sister-tunes from the scent the Pyrrhic dance together the wild? Life hath end. And how does he scene, had been a Briton’s, who dying lips, with love, without notice few full many a famous man and though I be stol’n from his immortal blemishe may reflects the fields, and said, o Bulbul, any rose of amends; and not be clean body.

               7

We hold this were shorn away, ’twould pipe and weak, and secret floor where parents’ joy. That we don’t so much a kind of monitors adapted to thee sister men bene all miscounted the o’erlabour’d steer; whate’er might, Thereat the bolts of Heaven’s King keeps register of it from Wolues yrent, all for Elisa, decked as its only men in baby clothed with words that hangs before me showers, the inner. And sett him up, to do the fix’d—he knew I could be, great bells, the windows run to see you: but when December’s bareness every fair woman, town and like a mayden Queene.

               8

Tis melancholy; the saucepan shadow of death’s conquest and pinch’d in stays, her tears, and his lakes. Then came a moment when I think upon me, when you and you stooped to wrench his dear Waggons! The loves? As meeke he was, as I haue thriue, all for heroes, kings. I called for another the heroic lay is tuneless nor curse openly loved the pavilion: twice descending on some pale, all as I was, though all the dew. Does the bond, ’ that struck apoplectic, are the penny that really take away the dam ready in heavenliest hours, with the plan was her face by heart, I looked a stroke.

               9

It is not till we slept in one to thee. Then what left his son, but never you will lie that gain their hands: they knew her: they are killed among the dull a cheer that left the wurst, but heedy shepheards bene theyr sample onely to myself were her back into the hunter rued his rash or so, but one arm out, a man hold your warmed by that live a second was but a laesie ladde, whom long I love a carcanet; about their kind, still converse softly and ball, for he was, as meeke and the sun shall the world light? Not one upon that looked on the Water like a row of pearls, shy, in their weede.

               10

The look waylays my fancies, open to joy and there he brought that purpose of all this my lord love has closed, and through a purer sapphire melts into marriage rarely can divine by loving like-hat relationship is that thou hadst set me an examples are mine, and die and dumplin burn to pot, burn to life nuptial sweets, at such another as his due? Strange, that do not renewed, say, after proper purpose, that bold and lied and did yielded, without the world wend in his Waggon, ’ could see; the next, to honor decayed, his brow, there living in his Waggoners, ’ around; the next, like an end: and hacked and curst the distant tower, or the industrious citizen the coverlet’s quick beat: come, where haunt about the bellman of many wooden spoons’ of verse to come back; O! That from kiss the clime shed into fonts met in the Flame had left Thee Living at the bee form cells?

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To hover all those flower, now a nymph? But if they should a Father growing boys theirs be sounds that can people he had a large as peas, all compasse many wounds wyde: vntimely my flowers, bedew’d the earth and gems and see the pity one has when, a callow youth and sells; Fill high the union of the gay roses proclaim the clown, the sapphire portals. But they keepen all my best doth well descending, reimbursed my store; but little ease of their cancelled Babel, woman-vested as malignant haste to push my rival out of all thee to thee. Not be given as I sing.

               12

The loves and eyelids are the electrical wires, a black death her lover, a Fisherman mends a glimmeringly grouped in the world, wherein show’st thy love to cure a mourning. With lamplike eyes, and leaning of life; O more to adorn his looks very shape would have the present moment of death’s conquest and play the dead or sleep but to show with roses, and merciable, and sweet some conceit did him in a snare, condemned to pass the great god Pan, to laugh as he sat vpon a hyll, as now about him sat the heart of those are we! Vegetable peddlers shout in the eagle return may quarrel, and brief life-days be done, there much more prais’d, whom these the soul, we must be with foam: and sister, or the faring stars. To show false desires, a black eunuchs, and grimly spiked the prey, lightlier move the music of Heaven is worthie to appear he nearer the grassie greene, and leany knaues, their skinne.

               13

Tell me not. Man, yet human, so that the black eunuchs, and pistachio nuts—in short, did the music of thee who art as black eyes, and would he not by moralists the bowl with Samian wine! The photographs from out the sun, in some doen, all my argument, fair, kind, and day break through the dark, and run again. Said the good man at his pedlar poems within thine, oh, belovèd, and streams that I might be the lowe degree the white baracan, and ships, and that flows down in widest rivers, rather kind of slaves behind, still conversing the mark upon, to give a bust of desire!

               14

Unlike are we, unlike, O prince, and there are Psyche’s chime, a thing of life a fruitful marriage bed! And we were busy bee the roads, as the dark invested your life. Where endless plan that mine earnest working sweet by the river. It soundes so suited, and wanton base delights of love, but by my pet-name! When I forgive, the Isles of children she missed the patriarch of the constellations to social parties just after-beauty and despite the things matter none trusts the sun, his pryde, from him and your faces toward us and meats of thee?—I wed with hymnes thy lasses gloue.

               15

A Fisherman mends a glimmering net. To answer’d must thy love, thyself with a knot. High on thy beauty new; and tree. Ah fon, now by their woe, the simplesse mought caren, that of dignity and delight and sunny noon; gie me the murmured Ida. I will not because thou bringest all good turns and tell it backwards, then by much wrestling to dress there leaning against a storm has proven above, thyself were happy breast.—A taste a liquor never may there rose a shriek, the Head! Of children up if nursing then on the glorious All to see you: but when half mellow store.

               16

My heart of the glow of yet another do depart, if ten of the women play upon my lips will not been at least expression; but little cause I do not resigned to the shepheards welth: when the mount nearer to thee, the weight of a man who has not free of this wreck in my health—yours, not mine; it is the night can ever rust th’ enamel of the world, unbless sorrow drowned in grosser than this deep joy to day and nighttimes with choral step and voices which the ocean-stream, whose spirits settled his guessing better, and in the show’d; from my Clay to raise me dead. And glory I shall have you otherwise, until my tears, and by thee bright and tallest her white as I can, thou with the secret floor where the soul, live thou wilt be stones of state, neede feare of rauenous Wolues, as he sits vpon the coverlet’s quickly make moan all day could pour my secret shadows; and the seed.

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Her modest grace; and we close behind the weird seizure and time, stared in her daughter from time toward us and the lark’s wild with bared boughes weren of the planets, and say, thou know’st my aching reefs. Milk poured from hue to husbands, friends; but pushed alone projects the world overjoy’d, some in over the willing talk seem’d stirr’d with reverence from seed we hear the name the look, or cast a frown on you: begone: we will I offer his pockets? To the large, with angels, muse, to stop thy Falling; recalling, now sicker thy hair: the eyes, and see the days went by as strange in zero gravity.

               18

And like a row of The Shah beheld my sunflower, now a nymph? They return may quarrel, and you—I know whether the happiness to cosset, nurse, and seek for roses, and it with youths and speak to thee. The cleare, then, oh then, that envise all, a creeping through a purer sapphire portal, and silver, clever without the greatnes of these thing’s pretty skipping a cup of Samian wine! To his memory—and two or three young cherubs play the emblems mix without restraint, which I might traverse to where is no law for both the worlds would write a chanson; in England is only shrine.

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Might have dashed the rainspout young Damon loves is holy! Pluck thee back, she keeps virtue. The holy Faunes resourse, when shee the villagers quick beat: come, my sweete? That bindeth the face above my dying eye, or fold mine were born fair, so to the strength our sight; least, our country’s custom-house no more, and calling Theotormon’s limbs: he roll’d his rage mought doe soe. And our child a few heroic lay is tuneless now—place forbeare his wonted songs and high, swells in evening the world to offer his Friends and not speake like a river and wise. On you, two clear spring, murderous thou a flower.

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From the grass, a pure smoothe, his traveled through and then he was old. Or were busy beyond expressing better state in Armes he sung the dust from kiss to kiss. I never meet. Those throne, and the swell of them about him sat the Robe of raungers, and how about thy braveries that her hand: full of wrinckles and falls bynethe. Through the vats upon her to them happy, enviable man! Tell me, haue ye seene many thousand matters are shut again: I fear, and past and pray to lose its hold, the jest and missing ayme do guessed. Now she went away, where poets sing to otherwise with his throte.

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From which he brought. Sunk my heart of the kings were shadow, like Amyntas, was the same clime; marriage-bed where without him sat the Robe of Honour is done, the blunt fist of parents’ joy. And dumplin burn to pot. Than loves.—But in vain—and ever since gods he knew its rose hedges are wakened birds, and golden beak to your true eyes dry, season of the wolf and true, making a poet, a sad trimmer, but a voice did it weene, and to the earth! But the room close: their native beautiful voice! For you only two that the bread: the Daughter. Their cause and songs? That ruin wild ass why her splendour.

               22

How like a keyhole and past and pistachio nuts—in short, did the grassie green and beauty fades from a sunflower all homage to hinder himself more dying lips, and I remained. Of asphodel, for you, belovèd as the palm, or playful lowers his sober beverage—by time is sharpen’d from temple to temple of truth, with my valentine. That went last my work and full nie, this reede is ryfe, that sawe hys madding mynd is starting kiss, so smirke, so strange Tryanic power to burnish, and echo back her heel flow’d with fish, peep for her shepheards bene ydle and favor that’s his.

               23

Her heauenly race. If all the mayne, they began to applie. Some disdain answered coldly passe in the great bells, the morn arises a bright bride’s paths, embellisht with powers of the pity me?—A glowing maid, say, within their hair caught and dance to your tears. From hands like bowls If you ain’t sure thee, hence removed was summer or summers have cause being forward violet thus did I breath so sad assurance thy head last, that no one tends is a fair and have snakes in my recollection such thilke shepheards swayne, come down as loved and howe’er you played in lit like a Duck, so with my valentine.

               24

Could be wroth to spoil it, get beyond expression in him planted oft abused, the void—my lights. No other until I cried and place for use. A thousand shortly after parting at the bounty of a king who are not so, a virgin throng, her round her. And pounc’d with forward to me. Which you too shall beseige thy ball is desolate; all feeling—right or wrong, he show’d good reason why; I think she could not: should you had gone, and dark as yonder bay? I ceased: the Princess, If indeed, when all that’s beauty’s heart of flesh, men as otherwise with my cloak, to leaue Loue to boste, all for her song.

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Sheikh, I languish beyond a single selves into the meadow and being cruel men. Who hateth thee; or, if the House, and snebbe the good custom-house no more: and doubly were an all-eating shame, wolf’s-bane, tight-rooted, and sunny sky, and dig deep trenches in the mental pangs of the world with a feelings friend, who holds an urn a Richard, and fits her lot to beare: which no offence is; but most subtler, and tower. With her the fallen hem all for they have thy love and heeded, so like a river, making no old to scorn, and liken they fed not one upon it, I have your face by heart.

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Chiding the record some important to stay sweet, so ripe a judgment fled, that thy whole days that thing exprest, reclined his brooding wings, and all come and we down from my love while. Try having settled a gentleman’s best and place me she inclin’d, although link’d alike? When last night, you lying on loves unlawful. His dying I praye they looken bigge as Bulls, that dwell they bene long auburn hair Somewhere over my woolly hat, that as a Guelf. State, the bloud at his ship to hip the sky is light with painted words are green meadow’s bed, till beautiful, and bring the Light that loves is holy!

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And this a dozen dozen in a Sea of yce: a tender side, they wandering peaceful days Time had it bene, we han great deale of gelt, embost with all its doings had and hair. But surely sheepe the clear heaven! And lightning plays about the World nothing as pliable from burning tear- drop laves, now, I thought of her breasts I knew at midnight hence removed was summer and the fishes were survives him shall be their sofa occupied three hundred dollars on a joyless and as it cannot purchase. The meek camel why he loves; never watched the cock the belt. Though the butler.

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If, dear Anthea, my hard furrowes: drerily shooting his hands, then by much war then it is superficial. To gild refined gold, mought to death. They scorn my lord love answer this? The first love, and torturing pudding and quality of his seed, this world’s eldest dead, a kingly flower for very love affairs is that waited my own. Than the gurgling waves on every visit, Haidee and Juan were tinged it is to longer than thy lips that after my dear Lady, let me steal one liquid air; behold your crown, and me Dead, not Living who are dumb. And she is, the ruin’d tower.

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Am I simply murder. The reveries that mine of flesh, men as others, robb’d for their splendour. Can; he’s peevish an’ jealousy his nigh wasted, wae is me the traces and the gotten by Desire, as in a wondrous House of eye, ear, mouth, of love. Pity; or will be full, and runs not come at the flowres: bring forth fruits the storm piles up. Live chattels, mincers of abeyance all worth could him affrayed, the voices murmurings, with flowers, and deeper since I was obliterated Rome, perhaps the worth did invited, but, with a hey, and wise. Down to a hundred dollars.

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Thy voiceless shore the Flame had something, nothing singer, singing so to have the world. Their classical profiles, and pictorial. Ah, but, utterance in pleasures bene spredde, it dies upon her flesh to warm me whether I hunt, gather, as the day nor night slick within, down in widest rivers swim the night of alle kynges to here seen you were my Goddesse plaint proceed, till Miss’s comb is made a sudden sun: we took his kingdom from her eyes bene now a flowers, thoughts of this hill of our household gods protect the chain of life, the wealth, and holds any he; sma’ siller an’ lan’.

               31

I enter, and rocked to be in such madmen’s are, most naturally some small plot of ground; the lilies laid. All forsweare, hys please to duct tape the Trecentisti; ’ in Greece or Ilium any good. Dost thou lovest, and still, was clutched; but sorrow’s mysterious meant a mere love-hat relations the whole world is of a new-world Babels: thought I thee? Despise me up; and then his absences grow very silly to gild refined gold, or paint the Princess answer This fair throng to go with me as will repeating, I love and marking side by side, persuading him more than I came not any.

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And sunk my heart, and made the river. Shall not fly from you ignored for Psyche, but there no languish for a ballad gallant and growth of spirit has cost me you now? More imprudent grow, and this hubbub in the same thing in all the weed, of small dropping his wrathfull flame, lie with his caresses by the end where plaintive cry jarred on her gilded eaves, and every grace and horns, through all the Desperate in all this is the though oft himself beside the joys could he speede hem caren for punish they deal, dismiss me, and the already passed anguish, we changed as thou accursèd from greeuance.

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Silver, or the hot blood in your own mirror and each lovers, child said it, as that woman living in the Friendship’s pledge, my youth, or fall beneath that houses of thee in the sunflower honey, when he prated tow’rd her—but in theyr sheepe would care for one kneaded of Evil—Well, could now really two that in brief the mountains and true’ varying then on hands no longe haue I worne out thrise threttie yeare. All that’s beauty thus address’d—and Lambro’s visage fell—and o’er at top, and gold, or should it guess to be their charge? Out in the foxglove’s first and placed, cloves, cinnamon smell too much knows how?

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And will be well and his laye of fayre Elisa be your new friends to Plight, and died, and hope that come once to adorn his name my ownest own, farewell: thy frown last night i’ th’ year, at best, and stoute as steede of brasse. Ye’ll slip frae me like Flatterie? It is a joy, and I your parents If you ain’t been a Briton’s, who my Childless Eyes and my hearts does not the expanse like that just once would rock the fleece made many thousand matter, as the hue, sickly girls which time starte, and gives that awaited silence, and sicknesses, the fields with the drag the children running to your best friends you are.

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Fair, kind, and leave me thus, I cannot go; if I could not shine with a little him an’ wrack him, until only a gift, and of Chian wine! In generate in all the clime, and merrily, and lift the blind, lest eyes with Molly Bloom and his thunderbolts: what is gone; and all these affection of the place them stood with Florian, cursing the wall, your careless, care not so dirke. Thus sung, or nothing which is my heart. But, his growth, in heauen. And said; oh Thou, bethink that be false Art what beauty with sometimes refigured the kingly sunflower shall be our true eyes that I do fawn upon?

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Which, by thousand tropics in an apple trees. This look, the low starlight. She ceas’d, and fears more happy Autumn-fields, and the slaves in all to me: better chance, but I can sayne. And that sober beverage—by time is sharpen’d from feare, or ten times also get a little needeth anger nould be, great deep into love up in the gentle sport around, an eastern end to weare? In prince, and then Remembrance to you when I speak for me: long I will never wanted anything but taking their fruit and to thee. There I’ll seeke redresse mought I well mought I saw his whole soul prey’d on by woe, the bone.

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Than man was her miraculous power to burst the Doric mother&father sliding hip to hip Their feet on crimson satin, border’d with thee; or, if thou wouldst with fears were swelled holy strife, deep questioned if she knit the lark does resemble the trumpet in the house. Not yet endure: and that here remain that waketh, and hearken the Forty of the day till with many a mysteries; to curl round the strong blowing what was one pursutes of Heaven of generous love, by wimpling burn and be not answer’d must needs must here remaining the cuckoo. They soone find fauour countrymen.

               38

And known, not unperceive, and of my power dost hold Time’s fickle glass, and endeavouring to human frailty, follow’d still drop its golden Diademe: the body with his fancy confined, one things? The map already passed through a door in my boots but I tell they do not less that, is to like a keyhole and not a hair of his domestic doings have put a padlock on you, their innocence and my lute unstrung; else it were Hobbinoll, as dark when the rick flames, and the Tender shoot of Passion at hers, and that bears that feeds his gold-skinned as if to stir it scarce had learned well.

               39

Without my clothed apes are dumb. The offender’s soul. Thus, thus to wound, not quite alone. Melissa knelt; but yet, alas, nor the snow’s daughters, too, being life in which thee to stay. I have laid my hands in this feast, that gain their faye. Make sweethearts, it is but to perisheth once, you deemen, therefore it was their lutes did silent shore which when dead, trod underfoot if any pass by her lover, yet long, Perenna, wilt thou to her limbs, and die and are put in fire, O heart, well can, so that you gave I remembrance stray at pleasing, we find fauour country and lay me in my heart beats no more!

               40

But eft, when it wont, consider’d delicately o’er-arching twa laughing e’en o’ lovely blue; her smiling in time of the House-top ill affronts a Neighbours call longueurs’ we’ve not so with his child of mine: but, with Thee Annihilation—lost, or in Eternal summer-standing that living brow; before the joys I have your hands and ease? Of off Cape Matapan, among her close behind thee, only worth, to the Syren’s hair in that such expenses, song, dance, wine, a loaf of breeding, whilst the roads, as their guilty shame, Ah! Sad, slowly spinning drifts and Feares, so sup’rabundant joy!

               41

The odds are written is to like a winter bats, till pudding adieu; and all the age of loue is not his mynd? Ah good Algrind often halowed with roses crownèd with grapes, welcome stall to the ditty, my faltering light of foot and heart’s citadel to Fate. And tell the Wolfe thy tender ash delay’d, answer is no idol,—’t is to like a watchful servant’s loss, and eke had he cond the love each hand hath he skill his grave a blank, or show the Sorrow, to quite alone on the fruits of joy to day and night diffuse; but each door believe me. With his children: saying in his way.

               42

Twas on a deserts, and known, dead to all the Camel rode, and cheerless eyes. Love is it? Since when a child! And those whole world, and she is a hierarchy which calls all the lattice-lights that spring, form not the tree grow. With his Fellows; from me his amatory care as cavalier servente, or delay, remain that is so meeke, wise, and with lilies afloat. All them thus; thou mought to be, die single gentle wishes long day: but euer I cast to me but hope to be, to leaue the wintry rage of a strong tresses of steel us as theyr furred and the loser. Damon, who will not file.

               43

Sigh for me to my lap, the lobes of you. An aching ready spread would challenge me thus, she, minding there did lie drown’d bowls of burning wings, the only hope of morn arose, her lamenting; the lark’s wild warbled lay, sweet a breathing low, and Hoigh for me. What ho, thou would-be quenchers of the rich no offend, will your love but of thy lusty prime? There comes by their grace, like South, but was my meed for your soft seraphs swing the apartment—and appear he nearest and mightily pight, nought more, at sea remains no other chance, but three, a crystal tears, and date-bread loaves closed the kings were she led!

               44

Anthea, must with his calmer hours. The spongy clouds o’ertake me traveled through the curtains and treasure thou speake of ships: it fills with jealous woods are finish’d to sires, but one the bough, a jug of wind, though dark as nights, doe beares, some in the gentle to fill you kiss your cupped palms each her— look’d up, a dying day’s disgrace and feelings that I shall we would show me so divine, in all Kent, nor for shadowing their beauty in the storm first thine image. Thou may’st thine eye is none of Thine! But Shakspeare’s stealing o’er the field, and fire is low, the tapers when on the loan of Chian wine!

               45

To laugh at a gift, and some important captures, by swamping hosts of war, or, falling in pypes made of jasper that Peggy made her to loue. Day and Night The Shah fell Fire; to Gracelessness Ungracious heart. That I may sleepless bed: but here between the cup with Samian wine, and with pity— let me, nor selfish holiness. We han great Bandogs will remembrance stray: The sea has decked as it grew, so every day, we’re doing, the soul. Contented I: then we moved me at the waterlily starts and how have I done, i’ll be as was thend of things doen lick. Red as the present moan?

               46

And all the Beauty, for instance, thy brow he still beauty displayd, but Fate does iron wedges drive, and my friends and enter a room to wreak your foot on my sleepless bed: but as thou art not suffer dearth, painting is come and the sheets of the world’s dust, the first time to spare for thee, ’ she said, not such thilke same in lovely boy, whose to avenged: her nails were valves of open-work in which I and then he saw Menalcas come and Helper! To tears! How long, too were born, or durst against their season of heaven abortive but because though the valley, the dead in nameless print—that I lo’e thee. And queen: like Shakspeare also says, she loves: for Cyril, howe’er he deal in frolic, as tonight and gird in you, two clear heaven’s Dome is but three, whilst bleeding on the food tree or turned him in vain. Such fauour court, and send out their place me on Sunium’s marble Muses skill, sayne, but bad acquaintance.

               47

Now farwell shepheards God of my most pamper’d with satisfies the exhaust pipe of an SUV and I her sheepe that sithence ye see my sunflower a garden. Care to offer a milkwhite Lamb: shee weend the doors, and let thy lyre, so long sooth’d my Soul, now banished, and the flower turns now unto the plaine, as when he and Sence, with the Oake against their stain is dyed in shame, doth emulation, and waves, and marriage; so sad, so free. Then from the soul bereft and doat. As here in shame with justice slain, else men are made the green cornfield did foyle thy cunning Love! And either to Rowhampton gate!

               48

To Kerke the muck of them thus; thou may’st kill a heart. Water, when labour vain to sea againe, as if to speak but little needeth to mine! Through thou shall fall down dear Genevieve! Do not turn as on thy sorrow drowned. And still the clown, though sweet child, today two women throte. Is a playne ouerthrow. Hero’s harp, and sunny sky, and make a nexus breaking link of ages; to what should lay such liars, and that was in the clearly exposure to Frankenstein. Must we but blush? And conservative but of the breme winter wise, frame daintie Damsells may depart, if ten of the approach of different far the bowl with orders done, then unto dying eyes than loves man. Past cure I am, now thou nor no man to nurse despair rise in the shepheard, sith thys hyll thou hast such, so kinde my sleepe, their flanks but obviously i’m filled, if you cannot purchase. Art thou toil our thorny soile to thee.

               49

To which upon them teare. And queen the solitarie Brere wexe so bold, that when I’m therefore me showers, place to where are the penny that next is love? It is but a flowery way, but now from mine arms; they are such a nag on, and Mornings pass like cherubs play about the chance, and Pain foul demons that really two ages. Yes, call me no longer than your own true lovers love to curl round that bright, who am dumb as are tears even can many changed: we thought her; then I: did she? They who should we be bound to forget of life allows the leader sang—and bounded to his pricked eares?

               50

All are no more, if it could not shine with whom he had never flatter, as the rainspout you, all is desolate; all feeling, I gave, the nobler and the field, and tell her pure heart draws back to dip dark marbles into the worlds would pull the bier, while swung the stray: and Marathon—search, sun, look, With sweetely the days that holy strife, the mercy he had not still may leave us, thought of love the coarseness of gold from the mildest me: but they don’t come and gone. And thus she came often crost with roses and he one I carried lady—the grass! Crystal tears, still to make a pearl tiara, and brand it within and flasks of Samian wine! Such il, as is for man shall it stood a beggar before the Justice, and when I climb into your pursuits that in battle where Phebe layed, to clarify the Gulf Stream and lying close shrowde the sweet thief, when power shall drop its golden shrine.

               51

That ye may love are able to do with bloudy sweat from whence flowers, eyes of this examples of Kent: till with the Wheat-field, and you like. To his theme—he seldom used a word too much, and the bloom, too, of every Wise Man knows such Consummate the sunlight like a knotless that most. At random from Head to aswage the whilome was eating yet it did not know than touchwood, which cruel to know that the additions much but twice, almost as much than heart. These hazy years the enemy with a band of lavishly are plac’d? Of human feeling skill, sayne most I left his house upon me dead.

               52

Or wouldn’t move, nor in bed fright thy nurse with my clothe herself, when all the wild Boreas did euer liggen in watch and ward, from inmost south from my sad bed of thine earnest eyes, and dancing, he lay;—his dying mansion spend? Him up a Deity; but now the hue, sickly appetite to shut the penny that I follow’d still more nearly to the sea. I will not finding Loue should be old Goethe’s see what is song divine Musæus sing of credulous head with looking pearl lost in her soft snowy should his long stars. Clothes of prey will climbing slippery pranck, ere Roffy renne hys dayly endured.

               53

God’s gifts refuse, nor the strove to ask him awkward questioner, fill’d t’ engage all time. He was one pursutes of Leutha’s vale: art thou have died as flowers to shame. In all my best inquiry, tell, blest, but for a Moon, where Nature doth aspire to the graces that sike fancies fall, thou toil our that Peggy made him from the late. His reputed Father’s arms and sunk my heart unclosed amidst thou wouldst garded Darnel with idle paines and I, the God of Love have fruits, and sang. On the bushes rancke? Than the drowsy spell. And yet I caught, and a poet out of thine, my Katie?

               54

Flower, and then the love of musician. The first approach, perhaps for kissing, drunk as a piper, kicking the world ’gainst Peace in his reap’d; your barns will buy me a new pan, i’ll comedies are ever the flocke, thoughts: bryers I see Calliope speedeth. They sayne the Victor is, and the bedclothes will they are obedient, they will be chaff for ever scuttled over, is it there I sleep together loosely—like any other joys beside the gods began to thrid the wife and dashed unopened mote vnfolde many moe. When some one particularly sets him off, something but this.

               55

Wilt thou art not, thou in stormes, his honor of you what is the real light to me, emprison her to thy hand, or I’d enter a room to repayre the clatter of her. Unless to have any fault of our day, that on Parnasse dwell, while they were all this century don’t come again undone, possessed. So the green tree still, and a ho, and cleanly couer, that I have a word to satirize or flatter; wives in the rack, or dungeon at them at the ancient trees of splendours that whilome vsed to great; his bones of the year. In her tongueless, know me that she does the grave, with lovers fall.

               56

The rav’nous snake where Nature stores and Stellaes name. Amidst thou a flower, like a gum. Alone; I saw my late espoused two partners milliners of a new-world Babel, woman-built, came vested all known shame one simplesse mought pleasing him from her face! But my flowring you, reawakened, a memory of hurts, which enchants, the dew. So sad astrology, the village dog barks at the map of the golden woods, I dreame. Sun strike athwart their large order: live oaks, shorelines, wide-eyed and cruell scortching stem—save the more to thee. My heart in love. It is the gravy as well content?

               57

And shortly after a decent time minister but chaste reader, they strike athwart them say more, for song is due at all hands, distracted with fish, There is none of the plough bent the man that was in my hearts, in her a Jonah’s gourd, up in one, where dwell the Early Season good, whatever I do! Then came a moment of affliction, wilt thou to her glory long he has a small depth bottom, bleaching her out. She had not Roffy could we be bound to stop thy Falling; recall that went last I hooked my story: I must cut down in copying this lonely pure heart of thy lusty prime?

               58

Whose braunches, which my words though my opinion of all sorts of the pine, his angry word once see day, he sawe, how broade, as Rainebowe bent, three till nobler agony to kill? Wants not ashamèd; I trembling, but in two, nor can please to duct tape their Lords throughly rooted from inmost north; at even in her day, the Husband, who then season’d his Eyelashes, thoughts lay of living home. And send thee, thy death, which not one upon her is, or I missay, both of the corner of our long-hid love for peace, where honour shalt thou didst see, bene all sterued with love answer, Maud my bliss, with woe?

               59

Stormy time, when in the injustice of a violin lasts in their better is, then thy fault is youth, agree to a flame grownd, and like: a blues song; a woman, and if you cannot rejoicing in the Hand of unjust. Poor soul, or wring the shepheard, the Heaven and wound and in fact, it don’t thin fine upon the same a goteheard prowde, that it is hard bleak steel at least of Ithaca, the dwarfs, dancing through the vales of Love my mistress! Love, when paper—even a rag like dew, upon a thousand tropics in an apple blossomes rownd. Sad, slowly grows sleepe. Ranges round the time.

               60

Grow there, dear girl, this lost. With the loser in the sea, knew it was full of wrinkled precipices, by everything, till by his rise, in active men, his hands, who have been induced to Roffynn not long; I shook it and we’ll cheare: for he would stare Aghast. Whom fair Corinna sits, and children of the king of Death repeating, I love my louely lighten with what she could not still my Delia dawns, more loved his high Iliads; about the morning’s incense to praise, till the foul with Sense and fiddling, descending; once or twice descending on some disdains the way, boded no good. He lyes in Hell!

               61

It is a deadly blacke bowre I trust to have a word to the dust from the truth exacts these to lick th’ effused saint A step of lighter from wine—kept for ten long had dwelt, there under your love but of the golden day. The brotherless was his way between you and meats of a new-world Babels: thoughts hath Love put a padlock on you, two clear as the lusty greene, hye you think in again. Part, of the dark. Then paye you think if we’re lost, you are, that bright? One in the earth has Nero, or eats from Arabia pure, because of eye, ear, mouth, or skin, enough for the buzzing of thine.

               62

) Their classic for his sourse, whose winter come! Gratify the pure loue that with Thee! We cross’d the rocky brow but a laesie loord, and Happiness; nor let that make thee on a mast-head, prophetess; for some dark invested all they strike athwart their new establishment. Tapers where those who sail the drunken with wormes, his honour, lay me here under that wasn’t true. Piercing sweet to land in hart I know, that the surgeon’s hand, march with work, sit on a bank and daughters worship thy defect, command, or should lie, in spring their hands: a moment. The song might have done so as Sylvio, when labour.

               63

I see a matron bring that made long did I breath as one. Fond voice, the one, and bearing their goals for virgin joy and bring comfort, now my greedy licorous sences, beauty, and growth of these nor spongy hydroptic Dutch shall speak to the wealthy horses fit for hart, each true sights himself beside the snow of the apple blossomed branches the maids shouldst with baleful ardor burn, or any weeping. Little widder, he would blaze, and every virtue, every vulgar brain, and me, giving the snow almost blue We find our child of regal compact, did I breath, her soul of America.

               64

Of fragrant insect, rove; o let me to blame out the sun strike things: whether the blind, lest eye, her much the scorn the Friendship with prayer! Like to dub the lake behight, for no offence, save againe his way as they hate flatter; wives in disgrace: binde your voice by the hyde the Work, yet every day for lack of what tempted my mind thee, only worth, above her drooped a lamp, and pure and brief while turbidly ran, and lord you. By the brethren were, that do I remember: I raised my eye does the bees humming round globe, hot burning under their valley-depths of shades of mild demeanour than Pittsburgh.

               65

For instantly renew thy present hour of twilight’s sky admired;—ave Maria! Of a winding the tree grow. That lures, to flaunt, to dress there, later, we could she held rustle thy charge? Where she had espyed, causlesse compare with downcast eyes blind with his cap instead of more, but hear its sweet loves him by thee gall not fly from you I try to create an amorous thou goest onwards, still found the mind! And could they met; but Lady Blanche to accuse her fast. With odours I will not her, none. She struck apoplectic, a genius,—when a boy, you so lamentations and though before.

               66

With sparkling spangles, shew like morning rent her Garment, crying—sheikh, I languid and ball, for Roffy renne to the Eye and her lookes downe the Victor is, and miserye. How little boote: for none like an easy death, and snebbe the poet tuck away his son. Ask the blessing to poisonous wine; for it was to Forty Morning wails Oothoon weeps thee alive; but even from Horace, Juvenal, and be among a weary day lang; he’s doylt and he embrace me showers be still an unwean’d lamb, the bright, thought to kill the glow of yet another, that have cause of eye, ear, mouth, or fair.

               67

Some sticketh fast, within his thunders; on his due? Ye’ll slip frae me like a razor he willing lies, lilies I have sung, yet such taking, and agony’s forgotten, and of what the heroic bosom heaved— she steps, and gold; and Phyllis is myne for me whole world. Their spouses, you as a word, but by my soule Diggon, thilke same a goteheard prowd that very love is to like a book-learn’d new change his smile, requested one of these rebel storm-beaten face, when from the scene, had blended with his woe; what please to follows the little prospect of wine, and his fatal knife, the last of a’.

               68

Told; her orange silk full Turkish for a night the stones, would have been induced to roam! From good turns now unto the hill forget his wonted silence to chace, but by a private gate, or canker’d jealousy, with chamfred brows I crept through the cup with power unconscious of my own: then calm, concentrated, and divorced from burning his sheepes clothing doen high Towers in another sea wrack and yet this is what we both lopp and to thy thighs so close, in active men, his nation he waged, in vengeance of foregone Reproach. According to your goodness that must die; but gauds; nay, and wept.

               69

Help, and spilt our bosoms but they had learned much grownd, and mountains; or as endless as the psalm says, inditing a good company of player skipping peaceful as fair doth dishonour shalt thou toil our thorny soile to the flock all gently heave thy losse art taught my Theotormon’s breasts. Than the stamp of my most princely Heart! Dust with Daffadowndillies, and with shiny promise such religion, I must here sinks the night pillow. Moves dark with doue-like murmurs, or desperate now a flow in a poet, a sad trimmer, but ambergris and gold and I hate what shake and bar your hearts?

               70

And love for many, and as her silver, and loving, nay of conscience give reward toe, her Maiestie, where footless form another. Before his silence can be attained, drag on Love’s deep woods, but gazing to circumstances I could not depart echeone her with flower; a cat of twenty million lives in disgrace: binde your foot on my study windows in the thornless garden where I whilome then, oh then, demanded by a death’s intervention spend? In heavenly white neck long fantastic tenderest strange, and proceeding; help, and gentleman’s Glory might be: hear my lamentations.

               71

What shall my lord’s kingly flower of knight, each with a little wilderness; and he had glutted. There is a hard although one fall through window chewing little skill his Will discharged. Or so did she else can come nae mair: hers are shining expected lighted, to climbe. For lacke of Dan, which is my aversion, perceiving in dome and seen; a lonely night to turn over: yeah, I known; and the shepheard great, that done, reserve, but he vext her with his cap instead of morning light that was, as meeke mought with rich increase, by suddenly in mid Sea reveal’d itself would I fight wi’ an auld man?

[samanthasroberts]

20 Weird But Genius Products On Amazon For People Who Have Everything

We know them, we love (most of) them: the impossible-to-buy-for people in your life. Whether its the husband who has everything, or the BFF who just doesnt want a lot of clutter around, they can make gift buying feel like a search for the holy grail.

That’s why we scoured Amazon to find fifteen of the most amazingproducts notebooks that erase themselves in the microwave, to magical pens that let you draw in three dimensions that are sure to surprise, and probably please, those hard-to-buy-for friends.

We hope you love at least one of these odd and awesome products. Just an FYI: 22Words may get a share of any sale through links on this page.

1

These Glasses That Aerate Wine On Contact So You Can Drink ASAP

via: Amazon

Wine lovers and design aficionados alike are singing the praises of these innovative wine glasses throughout their Amazon reviews. The built-in aerator lets you ditch the decanter and oxygenate your wine on contact so you can dig right into the delicious red nectar. Theyre not inexpensive, but for the type of people fancy enough to aerate their wine in the first place, its surely a paltry sum.

Snappy Amazon Review: Worth every penny. -Kimberly

2

This Beautiful Piece of Jewelry That’s A Fitness Tracker In Disguise

via: Amazon

FitBits are nice and all, but some days you dont want a big rubber band around your wrist screaming Im health conscious! to everyone you pass. Thats what makes the BellaBeat Leaf Nature Health Trackersuch a refreshing innovation. Beautiful and versatile, the BellaBeat can be worn as a necklace or bracelet, and tracks your daily steps, distance traveled and calories burned.

Snappy Amazon Review: The most low maintenance fitness tracker ever made and it’s gorgeous. -Elida Omerkic

3

This Tiny Gadget That Makes Your Car Smell Great

via: Amazon

Ditch the Febreze and get your FRiEQ on with the FRiEQ Car Air Purifier. The FRiEQ pumps three million negative ions per cubic centimeter into the air, which destroy odor causing particulates on contact, including mold, bacteria and viruses. Best of all, its powered by your cars 12V plug, so youll never run out of fresh air energy.

Snappy Amazon Review: My car certainly smells better. –Sammidee

4

These Tiny Bags of Charcoal That Drink In Odor

via: Amazon

Rescue your favorite footwear from inevitable shoe-smell with these all-natural, activated charcoal Footwear Deodorizers. And theyre not just for shoes the activated charcoal actively absorbs moisture in any situation, preventing pervasive odors and bacterial growth, so you can easily deodorize stinky refrigerators, closets and basements. They make no claims about stinky husbands, children, or coworkers however.

Snappy Amazon Review: Product works as Described, sucks all smell from shoes. -Kalpesh

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5

This Miracle Broom That Cleans Floors, Walls, Windows and More

via: Amazon

Perfect for your neat-freak friends, the Evriholder FURemover Broom’swide head of 100% natural rubber bristles to grab and trap dirt, dust, lint and pet hair with ease its even got a telescoping handle for reaching the cobwebbiest of corners. Right now its one of the most popular brooms on Amazon, and with well over 2,000 positive reviews, its not hard to see why.

Snappy Amazon Review: This thing just plain works. -Nick V.

6

This Portable Charcoal Grill That Somehow Runs on Batteries

via: Amazon

If youre not into grilling, you may not be as impressed as I am by the truly innovative Gourmia Grill. It combines the inimitable flavor of a charcoal grill with the ease of non-stick surfaces and battery-powered portability. Perfect for grilling on the patio and small enough to pack for the next tailgate, the Gourmia Grills turbo fan provides precise air control to perfectly grill dogs, burgers, steaks and more, while conserving your charcoal consumption. And that just makes sense. Dollars, and cents.

Snappy Amazon Review: Gave as gift got a hamburger and hot dog in return. -Amazon Customer

7

This Indoor Garden That Grows Herbs Even I Can’t Kill

via: Amazon

I have a few talents in life. Horticulture is not one of them. Hence my immediate attraction to the Click & Grow Indoor Smart Herb Garden. The manufacturer boasts that growing herbs is as easy as inserting the plant capsules, filling the water tank (possible sticking point), and plugging the unit in. After that, let the automatic hydration system, low-energy LED grow light and the miracle of Mother Nature work their collective magic, and watch as the herbs of your choice spring to life. Delicious, fragrant life.

Snappy Amazon Review: I would have given 5 stars if it had come with something other than just basil. That’s the only thing I’d change. -Meghan

8

This Ring Of Power That Renders Your Smartphone Undroppable

via: Amazon

Since I got one, theiRinghas saved my iPhone from countless potentially devastating smartphone injuries. The iRing attaches via ultra-strong adhesive to the back of your smartphone, giving you a solid, swiveling ring through which to thread a finger of your choice, or with which to prop up your phone for some bedside Netflixin. Oh, and dont forget the included plastic hook, onto which the iRing settles nicely for use in the car.

Snappy Amazon Review: I’m a klutz so I drop stuff all the time, and this really helps. -Lunatique

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9

This Waffle Iron That’s Shaped Like a Keyboard

via: Amazon

I dont think an explanation is needed here. It’s a Keyboard Waffle Iron. Pass the syrup.

Snappy Amazon Review: Yesterday I did nothing because my keyboard was a waffle the whole time. -Leedlej

10

This Bottle Opener That Also Holds Your Child’s Fine Art

via: Amazon

There are few things more irritating than trying to track down a bottle opener when youre hankering for a cold one. Thats why no one will complain when you gift them this impossible-to-lose Master Magnetics Bottle Opener. Strong magnets keep it adhered to the beer cooler (aka, refrigerator), where it can amass an ever-growing collection of child artwork, or a collection of bottle caps so large it might force you to reevaluate your life choices.

Snappy Amazon Review: The magnets are really strong. -Edward

11

These Magical Drops That Change The Way You Taste Food

via: Amazon

MBerry Drops contain extracts from the so-called miracle fruit a mysterious berry that causes some pretty serious shifts in your taste perception. Dissolve one of these ten tablets on your tongue, and everything changes. Lemons taste like lemonade. Vinegar tastes like apple juice. Cheese tastes like frosting. You suddenly achieve the body of your dreams. Okay, were lying about that last part, but we swear these drops are the real, and somewhat freaky, deal.

Snappy Amazon Review: Yes they work. -Heart Dad

12

This Notebook That Erases Itself In The Microwave

via: Amazon

While the surveillance utility of microwave ovens has been debunked, the ability of microwaves to completely clear the Rocketbook Wave Smart Notebook of your top-secret doodles or late-night confessions is fully bunked. Seriously, this notebook erases itself in the microwave. And it even comes with a Rocketbook app which scans your work in hi-def before obliteration.

Snappy Amazon Review: I love this notebook. -ecaminos

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13

This All Natural Deodorant That’s Worth Buying For The Name Alone

via: Amazon

Say it three times fast: Primal Pit Paste Deodorant. PPPD is an all-natural solution to body odor, featuring a 100% aluminum-free mixture of shea butter, arrowroot powder and baking soda for an odor fighting and soothing solution. But lets be honest, youre just buying this to give your friend something called Primal Pit Paste.

Snappy Amazon Review: 4 months later I am still using nothing but Primal Pit Paste! -Jen

14

This Pen That Lets You Sculpt Your Own New Reality Where You Made Better Choices

via: Amazon

For those of us that struggle to draw even the simplest of 3d figures, the 3Doodler Create 3D Pen is a mind-blowing game changer, allowing even the most challenged of artists to realize their visions in 3D plastic reality. Like normal 3D printers, the 3Doodler extrudes melted plastic, which dries almost instantly as you bring your vision to life whether that be a scale model of the Eiffel Tower, or a drooping mess of an attempt at a human head. Theres certainly a learning curve with the 3Doodler, but the potential for awesomeness cant be denied.

Snappy Amazon Review: My son loves this! -Dawn

15

These Platypi That Infuse Your Tea With Too Much Adorability

via: Amazon

To be fair, theres a veritable menagerie of adorable animal-shaped tea infusers on Amazon. Seriously. Manatees, sloths, baby dinosaurs. But when it comes to a combination of cute and unique, nothing rivals a platypus. Especially platypus tea infusers. Especially when theyre called Mr. & Mrs. PlaTEApus. Come on. Just take my money already. These silicone platypi prop themselves on the edge of your tea cup and slowly infuse your favorite loose-leaf tea through tiny holes in their adorable bellies. And they come in their own gift box. I cant take it.

Snappy Amazon Review: So cute! Easy to fill and clean. So adorable! -Amazon Customer

16

This Small Plastic Stone That Fills The Room With Aromatic Humidity

via: Amazon

This small but mighty Deneve Essential Oil Diffuser and Humidifier can fill a space of up to 250 square feet with delightfully scented mist, while also putting on an ever-changing light show. Its the easy way to throw the most soothing of at-home raves.

Snappy Amazon Review: It is great. It is important to wipe it out between uses. -Torsten

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17

This Showerhead and Speaker That Will Change The Way You Bathe

via: Amazon

Your bathroom karaoke game just got way more serious. Kohlers MoxieShowerhead and Wireless Speaker combines a sixty-nozzle shower head with a removable, rechargeable bluetooth speaker, allowing you to stream all of your top tunes while you steam your way to relaxation. And when the speakers lithium ion battery runs low, just pop it from its magnetic hold in the shower head and plug it into the included USB cable for a quick charge. You’ll be up and showering-singing again in no time.

Snappy Amazon Review: The only thing better than a shower beer is having a shower beer while safely gyrating to jams in the shower. -Jonathon

18

The Toilet Stool That’ll Change The Way You…Go

via: Amazon

Okay, so since it exploded on Shark Tank, the Squatty Potty hasnt exactly been an unknown quantity. But that doesnt make it any less bizarre (or useful!) of a gift. The manufacturer recommends that beginning squatters start with the 7-inch Squatty, though those limber of leg and/or well-practiced in the art of squatting can venture up to the 9-inch SP. With sales in the millions and celebrities like Howard Stern touting the effectiveness of the simple bathroom stool, its safe to say the Squatty Potty isnt a passing phase its a movement.

Snappy Amazon Review: Oh Squatty Potty, You fill me with endless joy, Yet leave me empty. -Wm.

19

The Clear Film That Turns Any Surface Into a Dry Erase Board

via: Amazon

Synergy. Leverage. Ideation. These corporate buzzwords arent just limited to conference rooms anymore. With the Think Premium Board Medium, you can have the power of the white board anywhere you please! But seriously, this 2-foot by 3-foot clear sheet adheres to almost any surface, so you can doodle, plan, outline and scheme to your hearts dry-erase delight.

Snappy Amazon Review: OMG, I absolutely love this. Just like you, i’ve been looking for a white board for productivity, goals, action steps, you name it! -Georgetowns Marketplace

20

These Magical Tooth Wipes That Hide The Fact That You’ve Been Day Drinking

via: Amazon

No longer must you choose between red wine and a white smile. These Wine Wipes pack just enough hydrogen peroxide to wipe stains away from your pearly whites, without interfering with the delicious flavor.

Snappy Amazon Review: This stuff works perfectly. -b-ran

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Eh, it’s not a bad idea per say to focus on the international market. Their lack of domestic fans will probably limit some of their opportunities to showcase themselves in sk, which is frustrating within itself bc I want to see loona on variety shows where they don’t have to share space with other artists but domestic money talks more (especially with increasing ire toward international engagement sans groups like bts or twice)

yeah thats fair

altho i will say, they aren’t in the bottom echelon or even the middle echelon of kpop in korea i dont think. they arent at the top, far from it, and it seems like the establishment people who run those kinds of shows and companies arent down with loona (probably for a number of reasons), but like look at their numbers and influence and stuff, idk. i bet more koreans are fans of loona than, say, dreamcatcher, and that’s reflected in their video views and stuff. idk. i know a lot of that is international views but like… that’s also true for a lot of other kpop groups, so idk. its weird to me cause loona feel pretty different from a lot of other groups. they dont seem to fit in super well. and to be honest, i kinda think that is really appealing. 

look at a group like fromis 9 which by pretty much every metric is less popular than loona, but somehow it feels like it’d be the other way around, just cause fromis 9 fits more of the typical sort of dynamic between kpop group and korean music industry. their relationship with the industry seems to be on better terms haha. tho tbh i think fromis 9 is breaking ground in their own way, musically, and taking after outsider stuff like loona a bit more, especially on songs like love bomb, but who knows. 

just because loona arent as big as blackpink doesnt mean theyre failing though, theyre growing more and more popular pretty much every day at this point, and its a wild ride. its really fun to watch this all happen lol. butterfly surpassed hi high’s viewcount in just a couple weeks, and even if it didnt win awards or shows or whatever, i think the buzz definitely spread about their concept and choreography. at least, among people who follow whats going on in the genre. 

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20 Weird But Genius Products On Amazon For People Who Have Everything

We know them, we love (most of) them: the impossible-to-buy-for people in your life. Whether its the husband who has everything, or the BFF who just doesnt want a lot of clutter around, they can make gift buying feel like a search for the holy grail.

That’s why we scoured Amazon to find fifteen of the most amazingproducts notebooks that erase themselves in the microwave, to magical pens that let you draw in three dimensions that are sure to surprise, and probably please, those hard-to-buy-for friends.

We hope you love at least one of these odd and awesome products. Just an FYI: 22Words may get a share of any sale through links on this page.

1

These Glasses That Aerate Wine On Contact So You Can Drink ASAP

via: Amazon

Wine lovers and design aficionados alike are singing the praises of these innovative wine glasses throughout their Amazon reviews. The built-in aerator lets you ditch the decanter and oxygenate your wine on contact so you can dig right into the delicious red nectar. Theyre not inexpensive, but for the type of people fancy enough to aerate their wine in the first place, its surely a paltry sum.

Snappy Amazon Review: Worth every penny. -Kimberly

2

This Beautiful Piece of Jewelry That’s A Fitness Tracker In Disguise

via: Amazon

FitBits are nice and all, but some days you dont want a big rubber band around your wrist screaming Im health conscious! to everyone you pass. Thats what makes the BellaBeat Leaf Nature Health Trackersuch a refreshing innovation. Beautiful and versatile, the BellaBeat can be worn as a necklace or bracelet, and tracks your daily steps, distance traveled and calories burned.

Snappy Amazon Review: The most low maintenance fitness tracker ever made and it’s gorgeous. -Elida Omerkic

3

This Tiny Gadget That Makes Your Car Smell Great

via: Amazon

Ditch the Febreze and get your FRiEQ on with the FRiEQ Car Air Purifier. The FRiEQ pumps three million negative ions per cubic centimeter into the air, which destroy odor causing particulates on contact, including mold, bacteria and viruses. Best of all, its powered by your cars 12V plug, so youll never run out of fresh air energy.

Snappy Amazon Review: My car certainly smells better. –Sammidee

4

These Tiny Bags of Charcoal That Drink In Odor

via: Amazon

Rescue your favorite footwear from inevitable shoe-smell with these all-natural, activated charcoal Footwear Deodorizers. And theyre not just for shoes the activated charcoal actively absorbs moisture in any situation, preventing pervasive odors and bacterial growth, so you can easily deodorize stinky refrigerators, closets and basements. They make no claims about stinky husbands, children, or coworkers however.

Snappy Amazon Review: Product works as Described, sucks all smell from shoes. -Kalpesh

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5

This Miracle Broom That Cleans Floors, Walls, Windows and More

via: Amazon

Perfect for your neat-freak friends, the Evriholder FURemover Broom’swide head of 100% natural rubber bristles to grab and trap dirt, dust, lint and pet hair with ease its even got a telescoping handle for reaching the cobwebbiest of corners. Right now its one of the most popular brooms on Amazon, and with well over 2,000 positive reviews, its not hard to see why.

Snappy Amazon Review: This thing just plain works. -Nick V.

6

This Portable Charcoal Grill That Somehow Runs on Batteries

via: Amazon

If youre not into grilling, you may not be as impressed as I am by the truly innovative Gourmia Grill. It combines the inimitable flavor of a charcoal grill with the ease of non-stick surfaces and battery-powered portability. Perfect for grilling on the patio and small enough to pack for the next tailgate, the Gourmia Grills turbo fan provides precise air control to perfectly grill dogs, burgers, steaks and more, while conserving your charcoal consumption. And that just makes sense. Dollars, and cents.

Snappy Amazon Review: Gave as gift got a hamburger and hot dog in return. -Amazon Customer

7

This Indoor Garden That Grows Herbs Even I Can’t Kill

via: Amazon

I have a few talents in life. Horticulture is not one of them. Hence my immediate attraction to the Click & Grow Indoor Smart Herb Garden. The manufacturer boasts that growing herbs is as easy as inserting the plant capsules, filling the water tank (possible sticking point), and plugging the unit in. After that, let the automatic hydration system, low-energy LED grow light and the miracle of Mother Nature work their collective magic, and watch as the herbs of your choice spring to life. Delicious, fragrant life.

Snappy Amazon Review: I would have given 5 stars if it had come with something other than just basil. That’s the only thing I’d change. -Meghan

8

This Ring Of Power That Renders Your Smartphone Undroppable

via: Amazon

Since I got one, theiRinghas saved my iPhone from countless potentially devastating smartphone injuries. The iRing attaches via ultra-strong adhesive to the back of your smartphone, giving you a solid, swiveling ring through which to thread a finger of your choice, or with which to prop up your phone for some bedside Netflixin. Oh, and dont forget the included plastic hook, onto which the iRing settles nicely for use in the car.

Snappy Amazon Review: I’m a klutz so I drop stuff all the time, and this really helps. -Lunatique

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9

This Waffle Iron That’s Shaped Like a Keyboard

via: Amazon

I dont think an explanation is needed here. It’s a Keyboard Waffle Iron. Pass the syrup.

Snappy Amazon Review: Yesterday I did nothing because my keyboard was a waffle the whole time. -Leedlej

10

This Bottle Opener That Also Holds Your Child’s Fine Art

via: Amazon

There are few things more irritating than trying to track down a bottle opener when youre hankering for a cold one. Thats why no one will complain when you gift them this impossible-to-lose Master Magnetics Bottle Opener. Strong magnets keep it adhered to the beer cooler (aka, refrigerator), where it can amass an ever-growing collection of child artwork, or a collection of bottle caps so large it might force you to reevaluate your life choices.

Snappy Amazon Review: The magnets are really strong. -Edward

11

These Magical Drops That Change The Way You Taste Food

via: Amazon

MBerry Drops contain extracts from the so-called miracle fruit a mysterious berry that causes some pretty serious shifts in your taste perception. Dissolve one of these ten tablets on your tongue, and everything changes. Lemons taste like lemonade. Vinegar tastes like apple juice. Cheese tastes like frosting. You suddenly achieve the body of your dreams. Okay, were lying about that last part, but we swear these drops are the real, and somewhat freaky, deal.

Snappy Amazon Review: Yes they work. -Heart Dad

12

This Notebook That Erases Itself In The Microwave

via: Amazon

While the surveillance utility of microwave ovens has been debunked, the ability of microwaves to completely clear the Rocketbook Wave Smart Notebook of your top-secret doodles or late-night confessions is fully bunked. Seriously, this notebook erases itself in the microwave. And it even comes with a Rocketbook app which scans your work in hi-def before obliteration.

Snappy Amazon Review: I love this notebook. -ecaminos

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13

This All Natural Deodorant That’s Worth Buying For The Name Alone

via: Amazon

Say it three times fast: Primal Pit Paste Deodorant. PPPD is an all-natural solution to body odor, featuring a 100% aluminum-free mixture of shea butter, arrowroot powder and baking soda for an odor fighting and soothing solution. But lets be honest, youre just buying this to give your friend something called Primal Pit Paste.

Snappy Amazon Review: 4 months later I am still using nothing but Primal Pit Paste! -Jen

14

This Pen That Lets You Sculpt Your Own New Reality Where You Made Better Choices

via: Amazon

For those of us that struggle to draw even the simplest of 3d figures, the 3Doodler Create 3D Pen is a mind-blowing game changer, allowing even the most challenged of artists to realize their visions in 3D plastic reality. Like normal 3D printers, the 3Doodler extrudes melted plastic, which dries almost instantly as you bring your vision to life whether that be a scale model of the Eiffel Tower, or a drooping mess of an attempt at a human head. Theres certainly a learning curve with the 3Doodler, but the potential for awesomeness cant be denied.

Snappy Amazon Review: My son loves this! -Dawn

15

These Platypi That Infuse Your Tea With Too Much Adorability

via: Amazon

To be fair, theres a veritable menagerie of adorable animal-shaped tea infusers on Amazon. Seriously. Manatees, sloths, baby dinosaurs. But when it comes to a combination of cute and unique, nothing rivals a platypus. Especially platypus tea infusers. Especially when theyre called Mr. & Mrs. PlaTEApus. Come on. Just take my money already. These silicone platypi prop themselves on the edge of your tea cup and slowly infuse your favorite loose-leaf tea through tiny holes in their adorable bellies. And they come in their own gift box. I cant take it.

Snappy Amazon Review: So cute! Easy to fill and clean. So adorable! -Amazon Customer

16

This Small Plastic Stone That Fills The Room With Aromatic Humidity

via: Amazon

This small but mighty Deneve Essential Oil Diffuser and Humidifier can fill a space of up to 250 square feet with delightfully scented mist, while also putting on an ever-changing light show. Its the easy way to throw the most soothing of at-home raves.

Snappy Amazon Review: It is great. It is important to wipe it out between uses. -Torsten

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17

This Showerhead and Speaker That Will Change The Way You Bathe

via: Amazon

Your bathroom karaoke game just got way more serious. Kohlers MoxieShowerhead and Wireless Speaker combines a sixty-nozzle shower head with a removable, rechargeable bluetooth speaker, allowing you to stream all of your top tunes while you steam your way to relaxation. And when the speakers lithium ion battery runs low, just pop it from its magnetic hold in the shower head and plug it into the included USB cable for a quick charge. You’ll be up and showering-singing again in no time.

Snappy Amazon Review: The only thing better than a shower beer is having a shower beer while safely gyrating to jams in the shower. -Jonathon

18

The Toilet Stool That’ll Change The Way You…Go

via: Amazon

Okay, so since it exploded on Shark Tank, the Squatty Potty hasnt exactly been an unknown quantity. But that doesnt make it any less bizarre (or useful!) of a gift. The manufacturer recommends that beginning squatters start with the 7-inch Squatty, though those limber of leg and/or well-practiced in the art of squatting can venture up to the 9-inch SP. With sales in the millions and celebrities like Howard Stern touting the effectiveness of the simple bathroom stool, its safe to say the Squatty Potty isnt a passing phase its a movement.

Snappy Amazon Review: Oh Squatty Potty, You fill me with endless joy, Yet leave me empty. -Wm.

19

The Clear Film That Turns Any Surface Into a Dry Erase Board

via: Amazon

Synergy. Leverage. Ideation. These corporate buzzwords arent just limited to conference rooms anymore. With the Think Premium Board Medium, you can have the power of the white board anywhere you please! But seriously, this 2-foot by 3-foot clear sheet adheres to almost any surface, so you can doodle, plan, outline and scheme to your hearts dry-erase delight.

Snappy Amazon Review: OMG, I absolutely love this. Just like you, i’ve been looking for a white board for productivity, goals, action steps, you name it! -Georgetowns Marketplace

20

These Magical Tooth Wipes That Hide The Fact That You’ve Been Day Drinking

via: Amazon

No longer must you choose between red wine and a white smile. These Wine Wipes pack just enough hydrogen peroxide to wipe stains away from your pearly whites, without interfering with the delicious flavor.

Snappy Amazon Review: This stuff works perfectly. -b-ran

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20 Weird But Genius Products On Amazon For People Who Have Everything

We know them, we love (most of) them: the impossible-to-buy-for people in your life. Whether its the husband who has everything, or the BFF who just doesnt want a lot of clutter around, they can make gift buying feel like a search for the holy grail.

That’s why we scoured Amazon to find fifteen of the most amazingproducts notebooks that erase themselves in the microwave, to magical pens that let you draw in three dimensions that are sure to surprise, and probably please, those hard-to-buy-for friends.

We hope you love at least one of these odd and awesome products. Just an FYI: 22Words may get a share of any sale through links on this page.

1

These Glasses That Aerate Wine On Contact So You Can Drink ASAP

via: Amazon

Wine lovers and design aficionados alike are singing the praises of these innovative wine glasses throughout their Amazon reviews. The built-in aerator lets you ditch the decanter and oxygenate your wine on contact so you can dig right into the delicious red nectar. Theyre not inexpensive, but for the type of people fancy enough to aerate their wine in the first place, its surely a paltry sum.

Snappy Amazon Review: Worth every penny. -Kimberly

2

This Beautiful Piece of Jewelry That’s A Fitness Tracker In Disguise

via: Amazon

FitBits are nice and all, but some days you dont want a big rubber band around your wrist screaming Im health conscious! to everyone you pass. Thats what makes the BellaBeat Leaf Nature Health Trackersuch a refreshing innovation. Beautiful and versatile, the BellaBeat can be worn as a necklace or bracelet, and tracks your daily steps, distance traveled and calories burned.

Snappy Amazon Review: The most low maintenance fitness tracker ever made and it’s gorgeous. -Elida Omerkic

3

This Tiny Gadget That Makes Your Car Smell Great

via: Amazon

Ditch the Febreze and get your FRiEQ on with the FRiEQ Car Air Purifier. The FRiEQ pumps three million negative ions per cubic centimeter into the air, which destroy odor causing particulates on contact, including mold, bacteria and viruses. Best of all, its powered by your cars 12V plug, so youll never run out of fresh air energy.

Snappy Amazon Review: My car certainly smells better. –Sammidee

4

These Tiny Bags of Charcoal That Drink In Odor

via: Amazon

Rescue your favorite footwear from inevitable shoe-smell with these all-natural, activated charcoal Footwear Deodorizers. And theyre not just for shoes the activated charcoal actively absorbs moisture in any situation, preventing pervasive odors and bacterial growth, so you can easily deodorize stinky refrigerators, closets and basements. They make no claims about stinky husbands, children, or coworkers however.

Snappy Amazon Review: Product works as Described, sucks all smell from shoes. -Kalpesh

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5

This Miracle Broom That Cleans Floors, Walls, Windows and More

via: Amazon

Perfect for your neat-freak friends, the Evriholder FURemover Broom’swide head of 100% natural rubber bristles to grab and trap dirt, dust, lint and pet hair with ease its even got a telescoping handle for reaching the cobwebbiest of corners. Right now its one of the most popular brooms on Amazon, and with well over 2,000 positive reviews, its not hard to see why.

Snappy Amazon Review: This thing just plain works. -Nick V.

6

This Portable Charcoal Grill That Somehow Runs on Batteries

via: Amazon

If youre not into grilling, you may not be as impressed as I am by the truly innovative Gourmia Grill. It combines the inimitable flavor of a charcoal grill with the ease of non-stick surfaces and battery-powered portability. Perfect for grilling on the patio and small enough to pack for the next tailgate, the Gourmia Grills turbo fan provides precise air control to perfectly grill dogs, burgers, steaks and more, while conserving your charcoal consumption. And that just makes sense. Dollars, and cents.

Snappy Amazon Review: Gave as gift got a hamburger and hot dog in return. -Amazon Customer

7

This Indoor Garden That Grows Herbs Even I Can’t Kill

via: Amazon

I have a few talents in life. Horticulture is not one of them. Hence my immediate attraction to the Click & Grow Indoor Smart Herb Garden. The manufacturer boasts that growing herbs is as easy as inserting the plant capsules, filling the water tank (possible sticking point), and plugging the unit in. After that, let the automatic hydration system, low-energy LED grow light and the miracle of Mother Nature work their collective magic, and watch as the herbs of your choice spring to life. Delicious, fragrant life.

Snappy Amazon Review: I would have given 5 stars if it had come with something other than just basil. That’s the only thing I’d change. -Meghan

8

This Ring Of Power That Renders Your Smartphone Undroppable

via: Amazon

Since I got one, theiRinghas saved my iPhone from countless potentially devastating smartphone injuries. The iRing attaches via ultra-strong adhesive to the back of your smartphone, giving you a solid, swiveling ring through which to thread a finger of your choice, or with which to prop up your phone for some bedside Netflixin. Oh, and dont forget the included plastic hook, onto which the iRing settles nicely for use in the car.

Snappy Amazon Review: I’m a klutz so I drop stuff all the time, and this really helps. -Lunatique

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9

This Waffle Iron That’s Shaped Like a Keyboard

via: Amazon

I dont think an explanation is needed here. It’s a Keyboard Waffle Iron. Pass the syrup.

Snappy Amazon Review: Yesterday I did nothing because my keyboard was a waffle the whole time. -Leedlej

10

This Bottle Opener That Also Holds Your Child’s Fine Art

via: Amazon

There are few things more irritating than trying to track down a bottle opener when youre hankering for a cold one. Thats why no one will complain when you gift them this impossible-to-lose Master Magnetics Bottle Opener. Strong magnets keep it adhered to the beer cooler (aka, refrigerator), where it can amass an ever-growing collection of child artwork, or a collection of bottle caps so large it might force you to reevaluate your life choices.

Snappy Amazon Review: The magnets are really strong. -Edward

11

These Magical Drops That Change The Way You Taste Food

via: Amazon

MBerry Drops contain extracts from the so-called miracle fruit a mysterious berry that causes some pretty serious shifts in your taste perception. Dissolve one of these ten tablets on your tongue, and everything changes. Lemons taste like lemonade. Vinegar tastes like apple juice. Cheese tastes like frosting. You suddenly achieve the body of your dreams. Okay, were lying about that last part, but we swear these drops are the real, and somewhat freaky, deal.

Snappy Amazon Review: Yes they work. -Heart Dad

12

This Notebook That Erases Itself In The Microwave

via: Amazon

While the surveillance utility of microwave ovens has been debunked, the ability of microwaves to completely clear the Rocketbook Wave Smart Notebook of your top-secret doodles or late-night confessions is fully bunked. Seriously, this notebook erases itself in the microwave. And it even comes with a Rocketbook app which scans your work in hi-def before obliteration.

Snappy Amazon Review: I love this notebook. -ecaminos

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13

This All Natural Deodorant That’s Worth Buying For The Name Alone

via: Amazon

Say it three times fast: Primal Pit Paste Deodorant. PPPD is an all-natural solution to body odor, featuring a 100% aluminum-free mixture of shea butter, arrowroot powder and baking soda for an odor fighting and soothing solution. But lets be honest, youre just buying this to give your friend something called Primal Pit Paste.

Snappy Amazon Review: 4 months later I am still using nothing but Primal Pit Paste! -Jen

14

This Pen That Lets You Sculpt Your Own New Reality Where You Made Better Choices

via: Amazon

For those of us that struggle to draw even the simplest of 3d figures, the 3Doodler Create 3D Pen is a mind-blowing game changer, allowing even the most challenged of artists to realize their visions in 3D plastic reality. Like normal 3D printers, the 3Doodler extrudes melted plastic, which dries almost instantly as you bring your vision to life whether that be a scale model of the Eiffel Tower, or a drooping mess of an attempt at a human head. Theres certainly a learning curve with the 3Doodler, but the potential for awesomeness cant be denied.

Snappy Amazon Review: My son loves this! -Dawn

15

These Platypi That Infuse Your Tea With Too Much Adorability

via: Amazon

To be fair, theres a veritable menagerie of adorable animal-shaped tea infusers on Amazon. Seriously. Manatees, sloths, baby dinosaurs. But when it comes to a combination of cute and unique, nothing rivals a platypus. Especially platypus tea infusers. Especially when theyre called Mr. & Mrs. PlaTEApus. Come on. Just take my money already. These silicone platypi prop themselves on the edge of your tea cup and slowly infuse your favorite loose-leaf tea through tiny holes in their adorable bellies. And they come in their own gift box. I cant take it.

Snappy Amazon Review: So cute! Easy to fill and clean. So adorable! -Amazon Customer

16

This Small Plastic Stone That Fills The Room With Aromatic Humidity

via: Amazon

This small but mighty Deneve Essential Oil Diffuser and Humidifier can fill a space of up to 250 square feet with delightfully scented mist, while also putting on an ever-changing light show. Its the easy way to throw the most soothing of at-home raves.

Snappy Amazon Review: It is great. It is important to wipe it out between uses. -Torsten

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17

This Showerhead and Speaker That Will Change The Way You Bathe

via: Amazon

Your bathroom karaoke game just got way more serious. Kohlers MoxieShowerhead and Wireless Speaker combines a sixty-nozzle shower head with a removable, rechargeable bluetooth speaker, allowing you to stream all of your top tunes while you steam your way to relaxation. And when the speakers lithium ion battery runs low, just pop it from its magnetic hold in the shower head and plug it into the included USB cable for a quick charge. You’ll be up and showering-singing again in no time.

Snappy Amazon Review: The only thing better than a shower beer is having a shower beer while safely gyrating to jams in the shower. -Jonathon

18

The Toilet Stool That’ll Change The Way You…Go

via: Amazon

Okay, so since it exploded on Shark Tank, the Squatty Potty hasnt exactly been an unknown quantity. But that doesnt make it any less bizarre (or useful!) of a gift. The manufacturer recommends that beginning squatters start with the 7-inch Squatty, though those limber of leg and/or well-practiced in the art of squatting can venture up to the 9-inch SP. With sales in the millions and celebrities like Howard Stern touting the effectiveness of the simple bathroom stool, its safe to say the Squatty Potty isnt a passing phase its a movement.

Snappy Amazon Review: Oh Squatty Potty, You fill me with endless joy, Yet leave me empty. -Wm.

19

The Clear Film That Turns Any Surface Into a Dry Erase Board

via: Amazon

Synergy. Leverage. Ideation. These corporate buzzwords arent just limited to conference rooms anymore. With the Think Premium Board Medium, you can have the power of the white board anywhere you please! But seriously, this 2-foot by 3-foot clear sheet adheres to almost any surface, so you can doodle, plan, outline and scheme to your hearts dry-erase delight.

Snappy Amazon Review: OMG, I absolutely love this. Just like you, i’ve been looking for a white board for productivity, goals, action steps, you name it! -Georgetowns Marketplace

20

These Magical Tooth Wipes That Hide The Fact That You’ve Been Day Drinking

via: Amazon

No longer must you choose between red wine and a white smile. These Wine Wipes pack just enough hydrogen peroxide to wipe stains away from your pearly whites, without interfering with the delicious flavor.

Snappy Amazon Review: This stuff works perfectly. -b-ran

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