#but they're such beautiful piercings

[handcrushedbyamalletremix]

currently yearning for kali reis' dimple piercings

[cerealbishh]

"The world's lucky to have you."

[remyfire]

Did we need these caps of them being adorable gremlins? No. But I wanted for us all to be able to enjoy them anyway~

[ya-know-nothing-yet]

“You’ll burn my terrors to ash for me. And I shall turn yours into dust.”

[skrunksthatwunk]

yusuke's big ol doe eyes

bonus (SICKENING!!!!!):

[laugtherhyena]

My life was a lie

[fragmentedblade]

I think I've become an official HI3 player. I check the HSR leaks hoping for iterations of HI3 characters now

[vocalsandvisions]

Just here for compliments cuz during my last shift a patient called me fat and told me I wasn't allowed to tell her that her body looks normal since clearly I'm not an authority figure on it 🙃

[teddybeartoji]

@twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat @staryukis @dollsuguru @mossmurdock

Do you fantasize about killing me like I do?

[homunculus-argument]

Random story thought: What if a fantasy story where there's humans and elves, who are less like different nationalities and/or "human, but in a different font", but more like the difference between dogs and wolves? Like they resemble humans, but are very, very clearly not human. And half-elves, like wolfdogs, are known to be theoretically possible, but so improbable and rare that they might as well be a myth. Like everybody's school had that one kid who loves lying for attention who keeps insisting that they actually know somebody who's a real half-elf for real.

And in the extremely rare case where their friend of a friend who's "totally actually a real half-elf" even exists at all, 99 times out of 100, the aforementioned suspected hybrid is just a 100% full human who's unusually tall, beautiful and autistic. Something that can definitely fool someone who's never seen a real half-elf, and is willing to believe that this friend's mom actually for real fucked an elf (instead of getting hunted for sport, and possibly eaten, which is the more likely outcome of encountering elves in the wild). But it's almost always just a full human with vaguely 'elvish' features.

But once in a blue moon, there actually is a real half-elf, and once you've seen one, you won't mistake a full human for one of them again. They're gangly, not just tall but long-limbed in a way that humans are not, their speech is strangely composed as if they learned their first language as a second language, and their eyes are piercing, wild, inhuman eyes, with a gaze full of strange instinctive wisdom that humans were never meant to know. Secret elvish thoughts that even they, personally, wish they didn't have.

And it sinks in to you that elves, that are so alien to you, would also find this poor creature just as strange and unsettling as you do.

[remyfire]

Every time I remember how perfectly these three work together, I get so wibbly

[webism]

pornstar!sukuna who has a niche for the dark and dangerous, he only accepts shoots that cater to his more… intense nature—ropes and chains and gags and rigs beyond the regular bedroom scenes.

pornstar!sukuna who works with many other actors and actresses. he's demeaned and degraded more people for a pay check than he can count, but his favourite is you. you’re not so easy to break, which he likes—plus, videos in which you bite back make double the profit.

pornstar!sukuna who is easy to agree when you call him one night asking for a favour. you were meant to do a camshow with another pornstar when he cancelled last minute—and you know people are excited for this one, if you don’t want to miss out on a paycheck you’d need to find a quick replacement.

pornstar!sukuna who is expecting a homemade bd/sm rig to greet him when he walks into your home that night.

pornstar!sukuna who isn’t expecting a bed with a pink duvet and matching fluffy pink handcuffs hanging from your headboard. it’s cute, he thinks—he can picture the scene, you laid out and fucked like a whore in pink. he’s eager, until you tell him the handcuffs aren’t for you, but for him.

pornstar!sukuna who is about ready to walk out, to tell you off for even assuming he’d do such things on camera, that he'd ruin his crafted image of this sadistic figurehead for a camshow of all things.

pornstar!sukuna who just can't say no and turn on his heels, not when you look up at him like that, your pretty eyes just too convincing. He's seen you fucked out and stupidly cockdrunk before, he knows what you look like when you submit wholly to him, and though it's a beautiful sight—one of his favourites—he can't deny that he's intrigued to know how you look through his eyes when they're glossed with desperate pleasure.

pornstar!sukuna, the notorious dominant, who loads up on thousands. of peoples screens handcuffed to a pink bed. Everything pink: the cuffs, the sheets, his mussed hair, the pretty blush that paints the bridge of his nose, the leaky tip of his cock as you stroke it, your nails painted pink to match.

pornstar!sukuna who growls when people start tipping each time he gets close to cumming. who looks so insanely out of place, big and imposing and so covered in tattoos that even his ridiculous length has been inked to an extent, all needy and growing all the more desperate as you keep denying him his orgasm. wrists chained to your wooden headboard, his muscles ache with the temptation of breaking free.

pornstar!sukuna who can't help but wonder if his life has been flipped on its head when you start praising him and he moans at your words alone. Who, for all his life has gotten off on inflicting the worst onto others, and can now feel the most powerful orgasm of his life cresting when those narcotic words spill from your lips. "doing so well for me, god you look good like this, sukuna."

pornstar!sukuna who can only hold on for so long before his taut-pulled patience snaps and burns on impact. so when he's watching himself through the display of your laptop, cock red and angry as it leaks in need at your denial of his orgasm again, he snaps.

pornstar!sukuna who breaks your handcuffs with one pull, and has you flipped over and taking his mean cock in less time than it takes you to process his movements. who is glad you were enjoying torturing him, because you're so wet that the stretch of his cock is only searingly painful and you're not pushed to tears... this time.

pornstar!sukuna who fucks you mindless for toying with him for so long. for airing out a side of him that is weak in the bones for you, and plastering it on the internet for anyone to see. he bullies his cock into you, mean and unrelenting—yet whispers the sweetest of nothings into your ear as he does so, low enough that your mic can't pick up on them—your ears only.

pornstar!sukuna who kisses you when he cums. his lip piercing cold against your lips, your legs shaking in desperate need for mercy as he paints your insides white.

pornstar!sukuna who laughs when you, in your cum-drunk haze, try to reach for your laptop to turn off the camshow.

pornstar!sukuna who promises your now-doubled viewer count that the stream won't end until you've come ten times on his cock—he's going to make an example out of you.

[petite-ursus]

Actually.

Empress Berenene's love of her orchids 🤝 Emperor Orzorne's love of his birds.

[proximacentaurib]

WHY ARE FOUR OUT OF THE FIVE PEOPLE WHO MADE IT THROUGH TO THE FINAL "BEST DRESSED" POLL JUST CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE POPULAR STRAIGHT MEN WHO DRESS SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE IN THE SENSE THAT THEY SHOWER REGULARLY AND WEAR TRENDY BAGGY T-SHIRTS. I SWEAR TO GOD THIS WHOLE AWARD CEREMONY IS RIGGED. AND ALL OF THE COUPLES NOMINATED FOR "BEST COUPLE" ARE M/F?????????? THEY HATE QUEER PEOPLE FOR REAL

[sharonaparadox]

[Images: fanart of Verosika from Helluva Boss with Velvette from Hazbin Hotel.

The first image shows the two grinning toothily at each other with half-lidded eyes as they wrap their arms around each other’s sides, one of Velvette’s hands upon Verosika’s chest. The two are wearing dark sleeveless dresses and makeup matching the pride flags in the background. Verosika has a pansexual pride flag on her half with a small flag painted on her cheek with matching eyeshadow, while Velvette has a lesbian pride flag painted on her cheek to match the flag on her half.

The second picture shows the two blushing at each other as Verosika grins with half-lidded eyes at a surprised Velvette, the two facing each other and holding hands. Verosika is wearing a low-cut black and white minidress with “X” and “O” designs on her chest above a large star on her waist. Velvette is wearing a dark sleeveless coat with heart designs over a black sleeveless turtleneck crop top with heart designs on the chest and striped red trousers.

The third and final image shows Verosika in her black and white minidress as she crosses her arms and looks up to the side with an amused grin. Cartoony hearts and her name are sketched around her head, while the background shows cartoony red hearts with demonic horns, wings, and tails. End description.]

Coming out this pride month to say I am a proud shipper of Verosika and Velvette. Would they ever interact at all in hell? Probably not. Will this ever be Canon? No. But I don't care VEROVEL FOREVER RAHHHH🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💕💕

[snowflop]

I'm worried Agravain is looking a little tacky lately, but his brother is looking fresh so at least I've got that going for me.