#but they're pretty permissive of eccentrics

[twisted-pact]

So if what "Magic" Skyler does is more an art and a science, then I'm calling it now: all the Puppetshades' epithets are going to be ironic

"Stringless" Oki has clear attachments to almost everybody he meets; he's been living with the Rhazzis for probably years despite saying they're not very nice, he INSTANTLY imprinted on Jess (and probably mainly Astrid) after one space road trip, and of course he's worried about what's become of Piper and has been mourning Dottie for who knows how long. The man's got strings tying him to everybody around him

So, prediction time, "Decadent" Dottie will be practically an ascetic, "Ragged" Cindilou will be the most orderly and put-together person we'll ever meet (you don't run a robot assassin's guild by being sloppy, after all), and, uh, "Paisley" Piper always wears plaid, it just hasn't been mentioned yet

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Could I get Drayton, Kieran, Carmine, and Lacey reacting to a reader that raises mostly female Pokemon, gives a lot of them human-sounding names, and affectionately calls their team The Girls? Like, "Yeah, me and the girls are gonna chill out in my dorm later, if you'd wanna come over!" Or maybe, "I just got back from a picnic with the girls, and I swear Claire was gonna bite Maggie's arm earlier! Turns out she was just hungry though, and so I gave her some of my breakfast sandwich to chill her out. Yeah, ham, egg, and cheese with butter and pepper, maybe some hot sauce if you're into it - that recipe really does the trick!" After a confused look and some funny questions, it comes to light that Claire is a devious little Gliscor that was mere seconds from using Fire Fang, and Maggie is a shiny Meowscarada that's prone to getting the zoomies after a nice bath. "That's just how I name my Pokemon? Did you think I was talking about people earlier??? Oohhh now I get why you were looking at me weird! Yeah, you wanna meet them? I think they'd like you." And the girls, all six of them in the party (more names and species can be inserted) turn out to like the other person - even with their eccentric personalities at play. After all, "A friend of (y/n) is a friend of mine."

Hghshf I see this and all I think of is Reader leading a team of fem pokemon shouting "let's go lesbians lets go!!!"

Also along with Claire and Maggie, I'll include these 'mons (some inspired by my main team):

Evelyn: Comfey, spends less time in her pokeball and more time hanging around Reader's neck

Trish: Ceruledge, cleaves through tera dens but is picky about which spots on her armor get cleaned

Clover: Shiny Scrafty, likes finding trouble and defends her gal pals with her life

Queen: Bisharp who girlbossed her way into becoming a Kingambit. She likes wearing flowers in her hair.

..........

Drayton

You were turning into quite the social Beautifly at BB Academy, making a lot of friends in the League Club--including the Drayster himself.

Apparently you have your own little "circle" now, too, only ever referring to them as "The Girls" in conversation.

One day you ask Drayton if they could visit the clubroom, which confuses him a little considering you didn't need to ask for his permission.

But he doesn't think about it too deeply.

"Sure. I don't mind meeting them." He smiles.

"Sweet! You're gonna love Claire and Maggie. They're the best."

"Oh will I?" He raises an eyebrow, now fully intrigued. "Well..I'm looking forward to it."

When you show up to the clubroom the next morning he looked very confused as he didn't see your girl friends accompanying you, asking if they suddenly bailed.

It takes you a few seconds for you to finally understand...

"Wait--oh my gosh, you thought...oh no, no. They're my Pokémon. Lemme show you." You toss out two pokeballs, and Drayton is surprised to see that you have a Shiny Meowscarada and a Gliscor.

As he quickly finds out, while you do have a competitive team, your casual team consists of all female Pokémon who you call "The Girls", having raised then since they were little.

And you decided to give them all human-sounding names.

"This is Maggie and Claire. I'm SO sorry, Drayster...you must've been super confused.."

He just laughs it ff. "It's all good. It's actually pretty cool that you gave 'em human names."

"How could I not?" You chuckle as you hug Maggie, your grass ace purring was she wraps her arms around you. "Meowscarada's kinda a mouthful, and she responded to "Maggie" so I settled for that."

"Cool, maybe I can start calling Archuladon "Archie" or something...that's kinda a mouthful, too." He jokes.

Although The Girls were initially wary of him flirting with you and trying to snag your attention (then again, they're wary around boys in general), they eventually grow to like him.

After all, any friend of yours was a friend of theirs.

Kieran

Since you two shared a class he was falling behind in, you offered to help him study for an upcoming test.

"Oh! Are you sure it's no problem, [y/n]? I can always borrow your notes and give them back-"

"No, no it's fine! I've actually been meaning to introduce you to The Girls but couldn't since you were on break. They're just chilling in my dorm right now if you wanna meet them!"

Immediately, his brain shortcircuits.

"The Girls? Ah..wowzers....y-you sure they don't mind a boy coming over?" He fidgets with his hair, blushing at the thought of these friends of yours giggling and teasing him.

Surely they've heard all about him...but then again, his name was still pretty well-known at the Academy and his reputation was ever fluctuating.

He's understandably nervous about meeting new people (considering how strongly Nemona approached him back in Kitakami, demanding a battle).

But you reassured him they were cool, recalling a funny story to help him feel less anxious as you both walked to your dorm.

"So we're just having a picnic in the coastal biome, right? And I swear to Arceus, Claire was this close to biting Maggie's arm off. I didn't know what got into her...but, as you might've guessed, she was just hungry and impatient. Such an overdramatic baby. But anyways I split my breakfast sandwich with her. It was an easy recipe: just ham, egg, cheese, some butter, pepper, and hot sauce--which she actually really loved, and.......what's that look for?"

Kieran just has this SUPER confused expression the whole time you're talking, wondering why you're describing your friends as if they were Pokémon..

But after opening the door to your room, he discovers that's because they are your Pokémon. Your casual team, in fact.

He sees Maggie laying across your bed, playing with a yarn ball, Evelyn healing a scrape on Clover's arm, and Claire showing off her Fire Fangs to Trish and Queen.

"I'm back, ladies! We have a guest! So play nice, okay?" You clap your hands, spinning around and seeing the look on your friend's face. "What? You thought I was talking about humans this whole time?"

"...yeah...you got me. And here I was, all nervous for nothin''." Kieran does his signature "slump of defeat", feeling super embarrassed.

Doesn't help that the Girls are snickering and giggling at him, too.

"Hush, Girls. He's shy." You lightly scold them, before reassuring him that you've definitely confused more people than just him.

After that clarification, he absolutely wants to introduce his Gliscor to Claire, thinking the two would get along great (considering his own companion liked to be fussy during picnic breaks, too, maybe he'll use that sandwich recipe you mentioned...).

You wind up doing less studying and more of showing him videos of Maggie getting the "zoomies" after her bath, Trish sparring with Queen, and other things The Girls have been up to lately.

Least to say, he was glued to your rotomphone for a while.

It baffles you how this guy--former BB League Champion Kieran--still didn't have his own.

Carmine

While visiting her and Kieran during their break, she hears you talking about a group called "The Girls" that you've brought along.

And she's confused bc she swears her brother only bought one ticket for you...

So she assumes these "girls" are some filthy rich students back at BB/Uva/Naranja Academy, getting a little jealous as you talk about them and the shenanigans you've been up to before coming to Kitakami.

"Already replacing me, huh?" She teases lightly, although Kieran tries telling her to lighten up a little.

She gets defensive quickly.

Tbh she'd rather do the mochi-mochi dance again than ever admit she's jealous of your new "friends".

You, on the other hand, are clueless and wonder why she's acting so aloof...but then again, the siblings did tell you about the mayhem Pecharunt caused literally the day before you flew in.

Maybe that was it.

When you invite Carmine to a picnic, she's bolting over to your location, ready to square up and see what these "friends" of yours are like...

Yet all she sees are your Shiny Meowscarada, Gliscor, Shiny Scrafty, Comfey, female Kingambit, and Ceruledge playing around or mediating in the grass, and no humans other than you two.

"Where are they?"

"Where's...who?"

"Maggie, Claire, Trish..all these "buddies" of yours." She blinks as the three Pokémon in question turned their heads to her. "....don't tell me I'm looking right at them."

You nod and that's all it takes for her to start fuming, realizing she was jealous over Pokémon (but at the same time, she's relieved they're not humans).

"Why didn't you just say they were Pokémon????!!!" Her hands shake. "Do you have any idea what-?!"

"Woah there." You put your own hands up in defense. "You thought I was talking about people this whole time?"

"Yeah!! I mean--you gave them people names so I just assumed!"

".....ohh, I'm sorry, Carmine." Finally understanding, you awkwardly laugh a little. "Now I know why everyone gives me weird looks when I talk about them.."

"You think????"

The Girls have stopped their current activities, entertained by the squabble between you and her.

But after all of that's cleared up, Carmine gets to know your casual team a little more personally.

And they grow to like her, too, after initially disliking how she yelled at you--even though you told them all that's how she usually is.

Lacey

When you tell her about your casual team, she's under the impression that you have little sisters because of their human names and the fact you only call them "The Girls".

Even more surprising is when you mention having six of them, and she wonders how tf you have so much time to take care of them AND time for BB League activities.

If she gets the feeling you're overworking yourself and you ask if you could organize stuff in the club room, she'll be like "nope 🙅‍♀️ nuh-uh, we'll take care of it, go home and take care of your family they are the most important thing!!!!!"

You're confused as hell, but take the day off anyways.

One day, she asks if she could see them some time, and you're like "????? okay!" and arrange a hangout in the Terarium.

When Lacey arrives, she's perplexed when she only sees Pokémon with you...but can immediately tell they're all girls.

And only then does it click.

"Oh! "The Girls" is what you call this Pokémon team?"

"Yeah! I told you, didn't I?"

"...I thought you were referring to your sisters."

You blink, before chuckling at her confusion, realizing why she might've thought that. "Oh, well..in a way they are my sisters."

When she spots Evelyn hanging around your neck, she just coos at how adorable the Comfey is.

And somehow, Queen (a Pokémon notorious for being a fearsome leader) managed to look cute with all the flowers in her hair--which also impresses her.

As long as she doesn't use any steel attacks on Granbull, Lacey is cool with her.

Now that she fully understands, she loves that "girl power" vibe you have with your casual team, especially since they're pretty strong in battle, too.

[hereidinathoreauwrites]

What is the best Magic School Bus episode and why you’re wrong it’s In the Haunted House

In honor of the 30th anniversary of the MSB premiere (god that makes me feel old), have a hastily assembled post about why this is the best episode of this completely unhinged and delightful show for kids from the 90s.

The plot of this episode revolves around Carlos trying to make his invented instrument sound like not crap and Ms. Frizzle barely knowing what's going on but rolling with it anyway.

This episode begins, begins with a rendition of the William Tell Overture. No explanation, in fact we find out several minutes later that DA is passing this off as "Concerto for Invented Instrument", an original piece she composed so Carlos could show off said invented instrument.

They're really just gonna drop the idea that an 8-year old composed a piece like this and she's not being scouted as the next Mozart? Were we really that bored in the 90s?

Because PBS shows get a budget of like 5 and need that royalty-free music! But is it just a recording of any old orchestra playing this song? No. It's a recording using specifically the instruments the kids are shown to be playing.

As Carlos laments that his instrument sounds "ploopy" (a word they repeat all episode that means nothing but somehow fits the sound perfectly), the woman herself makes an ENTRANCE. This is by no means Ms. Frizzle's most eccentric entrance but it is the one that serves the most. She's a one-woman band, effortlessly showing off footwork skills and musical knowledge with her array of instruments.

Then she just shoves the whole contraption in a desk drawer like a Time Lord and continues with no explanation.

After some exposition (yada, yada, concert coming up, instrument needs to be fixed) they all rush off to the Sound Museum. On the way, Carlos keeps trying to fix his instrument and laments that he needs more time. (side note, the sound mixing on this instrument is incredible; I wish there was a way to put in a sound clip because every time unique and every time is utter perfection).

So what's a boy inventor to do? Have his trusty teacher crash the bus of course! For no apparent reason, Ms. Frizzle has the bus go nuts with speed and sound until it overheats and they get stuck.

(look at this bus winking like it's in on the ruse!). So now they're without a bus for the rest of the episode.

Carlos is thrilled (more time to fix his instrument!) and DA is horrified.

(Another side note, DA is giving peak sass this episode. On the one hand it's very funny. On the other, you can tell it's because this concert matters to her.)

So they decide their best course of action is to just push the bus through the dark.

Pretty soon they arrive at this place.

Just a goddamned castle. Where lightning strikes on a clear night. Ya know, just for the aesthetic.

This episode is all spooky vibes without explicitly being a Halloween episode. And despite the creepy stuff it manages to be hilarious at the same time.

The house is indeed EARy and unsettling with things like hidden doors, paintings who's eyes move and books that make noise, even one that inexplicably screams. Not to mention the strange ghostly sound they keep hearing. And Ms. Frizzle is very chill about all of this. She even tells them the history of the house, which contains a ghost story.

She's just messing with them now, right? You don't tell freaked out 8 years olds a ghost story about the creepy house they're stranded in. But that is how Ms. Frizzle do.

And when it becomes clear that the place is empty, she just claims squatters rights and says they're staying the night.

(Permission slips? Really?)

And she's barely said that when they find a conveniently arranged dormitory laid out just for them. But in typical kids during a sleepover behavior, the kids wander off following that mysterious sound and discover even more crazy rooms in this house.

Oh and Ms. Frizzle casually mountain climbing in said room. Who makes a ski lift appear out of nowhere to get the kids out of the room.

It's only here, three-quarters of the way in that someone on the writing staff realized this was all plot with no lesson. And then they scramble to teach something about vibrations and sound. Using giant instruments and goggles that let you see sound (I was so mad when I found out those weren't real).

After a quick realization on how vibration creates sound, Carlos rushes off to fix his instrument, only to find it missing!

And then they fall down a closet into the dungeon basement. And it's there that we finally meet the rogue soundster - the great granddaughter of the original owner of the house! Voiced by Carol Channing?! The Broadway legend?? Her eccentric voice matched this one-off character perfectly.

Turns out she stole Carlos' instrument; why it's never quite explained but she helps him to fix it just in time for the concert. Which goes off without a hitch.

Carlos donates his instrument to the museum and the episode ends with Ms. Frizzle and Cornelia jamming on their respective instruments and instantly creating a classic.

Where did this sound museum come from? How did the original Cornelia disappear? How did Ms. Frizzle know Cornelia II? Why do the books make sound? Why was Ms. Frizzle mountain climbing? Why did Ms. Frizzle tear down a wall at one point and no one cared? Why did an old lady who is definitely a ghost or an immortal steal an instrument just to hold onto it until the owner found her? Where did Ms. Frizzle get her instrument from, she left it in the bigger-on-the-inside desk drawer at school!?

Shut up and enjoy your 90s cartoon about how sound works.

I'm pretty sure this episode gave life to all the Carlos x DA shippers too. And not without cause.

(Keesha ships it.)

So yeah, all plot, all vibes with the barest hint of a lesson, never-ending sass and absolutely no explanation for anything?

Best episode.

[mixelation]

We need to know

In the ninja rpf universe

How many fans does each Akatsuki member have?

Like, from most fans to least fans, how would they be listed? Obviously Sasori and Itachi are going to be near the top if not ON top

yes yes i see. number of fans is very dependent on overall fame and perceived attractiveness of publicly available photos. i'm basing fandom attitudes on fandom culture in the ~2000s so being a conventionally attractive pretty boy is very important (i KNOW y'all are super thirsty for kisame but he would not do great numbers in the 2005 era of bishounen)

of the akatsuki, sasori definitely has the most fans. this is because he's famous and also because his photos from when he was in suna are like this

if we're counting him, i actually think orochimaru probably has a lot of fans? because like. listen. the sannin were famous as beloved war heroes, and i don't think the "child experimentation" thing was something konoha spread around. orochimaru is eccentric but he does take care of his appearance and i don't think "sometimes vomits up snakes" is very well known outside of actual ninja circles. so i think the rpf community sees him as the cool, handsome older man with a tragic backstory

itachi is next because, even though i don't think itachi's character design is actually all that attractive.... he's uchiha itachi. everyone is obsessed with him. this is just a law of the naruto universe. he's very famous because of the whole "killed his whole clan at 13" thing and it's very easy to wax poetic about his raven hair.

the rest of the members are either relatively unknown due to age (deidara, hidan), known but not conventionally attractive (kisame, kakuzu), or purposefully being secretive weirdos (konan, pein, zetsu, obito). i think the seven swordsman is probably seen a as a sexy concept, so kisame is next for number of fans but the gap is pretty wide. kisame fans are very dedicated but regarded as niche. kakuzu has some fans but they're considered kind of. weird. (also there's a rumor kakuzu hunted one down at charged them for using his image without his permission?)

hidan is maybe considered an up and comer in the community. he doesn't have a lot of die hard fans, but there's chatter about him because he's pretty generically handsome. deidara WOULD do fucking numbers in this sort of community, but it's funnier if people just don't know who he is :P

there's obviously other missing-nin people like to write about, but i think tori is very like "who the fuck is this? must not be important" which is one of the many reasons the rpf community is welcoming to her. :<

i think there must also be some interest in non-missing-nin shinobi, which is how sasori/kakashi becomes A Thing, BUT i think the politics around this is a little weird. like kakashi is considered a very cool and loyal shinobi is fire country, but the rpf community in earth country has a very different take. missing-nin though.... everyone considers them horrible traitors and that's equality <3 BUT also i think the rpf community doesn't have a lot of members who are ninja or even civilians living in ninja villages.... a special interest in missing-nin is one thing if you're shop girl in a little town or a farmer in the middle of nowhere, but it might be consider suspicious behavior inside of a ninja village, you know?

[rebuke-me]

im giving you permission to ramble more about the ever after high au

I AM KISSING U ON THE MOUTH /p

okay. okay. im gonna ramble under the cut bc i have so many thoughts.

crash course for new readers: son of cinderella jeremy, charming kids brooke and jake (they're cousins), pied piper kid michael, daughter of the boy who cried wolf jenna, beauty and the beast kid chloe, alice in wonderland daughter christine, and goldilocks kid rich.

chloe and brooke are constantly at odds. they're always together because they're both princesses. they HATE each other but cant ever seem to leave. chloe keeps putting brooke down because chloe has a story, a destiny, and brooke doesn't. she's a princess, she's beauty, she's a big deal. and brooke's just a charming, not even a specific princess. she doesn't have beautiful hair or glass slippers or anything. she's just... a damsel. in distress. but she's kind and caring and wants to help, but she's not beauty, right? and then chloe ends up being the beast. she's the beast and brooke's HER beauty, and brooke puts her foot down and says no. she's not going to be in chloe's shadow anymore. she's not going to bend over backwards for HER story, for HER development. she's not going to be nice and kind just because chloe needs her. and that's how brooke becomes a rebel.

rich has a lot of pressure on him, ever since he was a kid. he's always told to be just right. he's goldilocks, the pretty little girl who takes over a poor family's life and cares so much about perfection. too tomboyish, too awkward, nothing's just right. he doesn't feel right pretending, either. so he cuts off his golden curls. he shears them off and finally, for once in his life, he feels just right. he goes by rich now, and the gold theme finally feels earned.

jenna rolan will never be believed. she knows no one will listen to her, even if she tells the truth. because no one can EVER think she's telling the truth. she never can, anyways. there's always a little white lie that slips in. she can't help it, her mouth runs for her. her friends all keep her around for gossip with a grain of salt inside. she's not even a BIG story. she gets eaten by wolves, and she can't even feel righteously angry about it. no one will ever believe her, and yet she still keeps pouring as much of her truth into her words as fate will let her.

christine's always a little out of the loop. she's from outside this world, but not quite. she should be fine. she's alice, of course, she's just a normal girl who happens to fall into wonderland. but she's too curious, too wild, too eccentric. she's seen as not quite one, not quite the other. too wild for wonderland, too normal for ever after. she lays awake at night, wishing she could hear the narrators, like the other wonderland kids. or wishing that she could know the right words to say, like the ever after kids.

michael loves his music, but keeps most of it to himself, playing it over his headphones instead of out loud. he's not a villain, not technically, but he doesn't like it when people have the idea that he's somehow making them do things. he doesn't play his music out loud, doesn't want to call a plague of rats to him, doesn't want to bring kids away. he was adopted, anyways, maybe these powers will go away. but he knows that it'll happen, and he'll leave, and it'll be fine. but he still takes the first opportunity of rebellion.

jeremy and jake know each other since childhood. they're royals, of course. they don't get along at first. jeremy's a princess kid, and clearly. and then his story's started early, with his stepmother. his only solace is his little sister, the destined ugly stepsister. he doesn't want that for her. doesn't want her to feel ugly, or evil. and jake's the charming, going to be the beast and the prince of chloe. or at least, they think so. but things shift. they talk again, and it's easy now. they get along, they have things in common. they risk their happily ever afters. and then the storybook of legends, and the signing. jake was going to sign anyways, of course. he didn't know not signing was an option. but then he sees what the future holds for him. he's not chloe's prince, he's not the beast they've wanted him to be. he's jeremy's. he whisks him away, he finds his shoe, he... pulls him away from his sister, his family. there's no ending where jeremy has both. but selfishly, he signs. and then rich refuses to sign, refuses to be just right. and jeremy doesn't sign either. and jake doesn't tell him that he signed because he saw them together. because he doesn't want to make jeremy choose between him and his family, between a happily ever after and the right to freedom. and jeremy thinks that jake saw his future with chloe and chose her over him, because of course he would. why would jake ever choose him in the long run? isn't that a tragedy?

[candy-fae]

Sometimes I forget tiktok is run by teens and children bc I just saw a comment that said "pushing 30 is CRAZY 💀" as if. 30 is AT ALL old age??

Like I'm 23 and ALL. THE. TIME. I talk about how excited I am for 35 specifically. I'm GOING to be miss frizzle. I'm talkative and wear interesting things and I'm 23, so ofc, I'm expecting to have sex appeal or whatever and I just don't wanna do that. And my peers probably think that's strange but literally nothing matters so, boo hoo, pretty girls can dress weird.

But anyway, a THIRTY FIVE year old version of me??? Ohhoho. She's eccentric. She's bizarre. She's every bodies wacky aunt. And I can't wait!!! I'm having fun now and time is passing but why would I hold onto it? Why is everyone trying to turn around on an escalator of age? I'm looking up and excited, and many people don't get to age for very long at all.

Aging is life, and experience, and a gift, and yes I'm sure my bones will creak and my skin will sag, but I will be happy and my smile lines will tell you without words.

And I just don't think someone who still needs to get their permission slip signed should worry about someone else's passage of time. Kids will forever hold youth as a staple of themselves but the culture of losing that youth, AND your value by proxy, well it's just not true.

People are worried about how they're perceived, rather than existing and embracing who they'll become, and I find it really sad. Especially when it's pushed onto others.

So, xoxo xoxo I LOOOOOOVE ALLLLL the thirty some things and forty some things and fifty some things reading this. And if you're younger than that, soon, you either won't be, or you'll be dead, and I hope you live to be some bodies weird uncle.

[hb-writes]

Any Halloween headcanons of your OCs?

Yes, of course. 🙂

Suits (Charlie Specter) - Charlie absolutely loves horror films and haunted houses. The more nightmare-inducing, the better. Harvey cannot understand the appeal. She usually ends up knocking on his door when she can't fall asleep afterwards.

Peaky (Clara Shelby) - Something about the chillier air in autumn makes Clara want to bake so she always pesters the chef at Arrow House to teach her new recipes. She's an absolute scaredy cat. Terrified of ghost stories. And I'm not entirely certain on the nature of Halloween in 1920's UK, but from a brief search, going around to houses in costume and performing for food appears to have possibly been a thing. And I can absolutely picture little Finn and Clara doing just that, developing a little performance and going house to house for some spare sweets.

Twilight (Mia Cullen) - Mia dresses up as a vampire more than once for Halloween. She does it as a child to be more like her family and then again as a teenager just to be a smartass.

The Punisher (Lenny Falconio) - Lenny loves Halloween and doing all of the stereotypical fall things. She's very serious about pumpkin carving, apple picking, and putting together homemade costumes for everyone.

True Blood (Elisabeth Northman) - Elisabeth has never gone trick or treating.

Shades (Emmeline Grey) - Emma has always had the most extravagant Halloween costumes. Like thinking full gowns and tiaras when she wanted to be a Disney princess. Her birthday is shortly after Halloween, so she also usually liked to have Halloween-themed bday parties while growing up.

The Family Stone (Maggie Stone) - Most of Maggie's Halloween costumes growing up were old costumes belonging to her older siblings and almost all of them were difficult to guess what they were supposed to be (Sybil and Kelly are a bit eccentric, after all).

Supernatural (Nora Winchester) - Pretty sure Dean is more into Trick or Treating than Nora because he always makes sure she gets to go even if they're on the road. It's a great way to get boat loads of free candy and to pick up chicks. Nora's fine with it until she gets to be ~13 years old and feels too old to be going door to door, but Dean pushes it anyway.

White Collar (Alice Burke) - Alice loves going to look at the fancy Brownstones on the Upper West Side decorated for Halloween. She gets special permission to have Neal's radius extended temporarily so he can go with her.

Marvel (Maxine Parker) - Max dresses up as a different avenger each year (another girl being a casual smartass 😅).

[letters-for-shiratorizawa]

Hello and Welcome to Letters For Shiratorizawa! Here are all the rules and information you'll need for this blog :)

Firstly, please note that this is a one-person show! All comics are made by lil old me, all notifications are checked by lil old me and I do not have a team with me! I am in education full-time with a part-time job, so I'm pretty busy. With this in mind, please be patient with updates or quality :')

Tendou Satori, eccentric middle blocker of the Shiratorizawa Volleyball Club, has not only stolen Coach Washijou's camcorder from his office but has also roped some of his friends and the starting line-up into his shenanigans. Now they're receiving letters from students across schools, asking (not so) meaningful questions or requesting stupid funny dares.

My main blog is @grungeeuvu if you want to see some normal hq fanart.

RULES AND INFORMATION BELOW CUT:

RULES: -Nothing NSFW! All questions/dares must not be inappropriate/sexual. Not only are there minors on this site but several of the characters themselves are also underaged.

-Please do not harass me if I do not do your ask: I doubt this will happen, but sometimes I may not be comfortable with a ship or scenario to draw and post it.

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This blog will mostly be framed as platonic unless there is an ask directly looking for ~relationship~ content. If that is the case, the ships that will turn up will be UshiTen (Ushijima x Tendou), ReonGata (Reon x Yamagata), SemiShira (Semi x Shirabu) or KogaGoshi (Koganegawa [Dateko] x Goshiki). This is my disclaimer now that these are my ships and the ones that will be semi-canon to this blog. Please be respectful of that.

This blog has a linear-ish timeline: events prompted by the asks will remain canon. For example, if Tendou is dared to do a wheelie on a bike but breaks his arm, he will have a sling for the next few prompts. Or, if someone is dared to mess with Washijou, Washijou will remember this if he turns up again. Another detail of this will be 'arcs', where the team are at an away game and has brought the camera.

And another reminder is this is a one-man band. I draw most of these comics/answers during my college day or between homework and I do not have anyone to play backup artist during exam weeks, etc. This means there may be occasional hiatuses and I urge you to be patient with me when that happens :)

[addictedtostorytelling]

Hi AJ! Thanks ahead of time for answering this question. I wanted to know if you think Sofia thought Grissom was asking her out on a date? Even if she did, I guess she figured out pretty quickly it wasn’t but I was wondering if she had a crush on him. It kind of seemed like it to me.

hi, anon!

honestly, since the show never actually provides us with much insight into sofia's inner world, it's a matter of headcanon as to whether or not one believes she has a crush on grissom. certainly, there is about equal evidence to suggest that she does as to suggest that she doesn't.

personally, i don't headcanon that she does, for reasons i talk about here and here, if you're interested.

tl;dr: while i think that grissom's "eccentric professor" persona intrigues her and that she eventually comes to value him both professionally and as a friend, i don't necessarily read sexual/romantic interest into their interactions. the few times she makes innuendos around him, i believe they're largely inadvertent on her part—something that happens because she's socially awkward as opposed to because she is expressing genuine interest in him. that's just my take, though, and your mileage absolutely may vary.

however, regardless of whether or not one believes that sofia ever has a crush on grissom, i'm fairly confident that she doesn't believe that his dinner invitation in episode 05x14 "unbearable" is a date or else her reaction to it would very much be different than what in canon it is.

as i talk about here,

one of grissom’s biggest hang-ups against being with sara is his deep-seated fear of (what he views as) his own unlovability, we can’t discount the fact that another big reason he declines her so many times throughout the years prior to s5/s6 is because department rules do not allow for any kind of romantic/sexual relationship between them, and he doesn’t want to damage his career.

the lab’s policy on the matter is clear: “members of the same forensic team may not engage in a romantic relationship.”

and here’s the thing: for as much as said policy would apply to any romantic/sexual relationship between grissom and sara, it would apply just as much to any romantic/sexual relationship between grissom and sofia, as well—and grissom knows as much.

if grissom isn’t allowed to date sara under the rules, then he also isn’t allowed to date sofia under the rules.

if it would potentially damage his career to be with one much younger subordinate, it would potentially damage his career to be with another much younger subordinate equally so.

grissom only eventually decides to risk breaking the rules and suffering the potential consequences of being with sara because he’s so deeply in love with her, which makes the opportunity cost worth it to him.

not so with sofia.

whether or not one actually believes he might possibly be attracted to her—and i personally don’t—it is a fact he’s never in love with her.

as we know from things he says in episode 07x24 “living doll” and “immortality,” sara is the only person he has ever romantically loved; ipso facto, he’s never been in love with sofia.

grissom wouldn’t risk his career in order to ask sofia on a date, not when she’s nowhere near being the love of his life—and especially not when, again, by s5, he is very much aware of and reconciled to the fact that sara, by contrast, is.

that so, just the fact that he invites sofia to dinner at all tells us that he’s not framing the invitation as a date—i.e., it tells us that he doesn’t feel there is any risk in him doing so and he wouldn’t be at all affronted were word to get back to the administration of what he had done. in his own mind, he obviously feels that what he is doing is 100% permissible under the policy. he doesn’t have any compunctions about it.

—hence the way in which he makes the invitation itself: straightforwardly, without any of the hemming and hawing and awkwardness one might expect if he were really “putting himself on the line.”

that grissom openly asks sofia to eat with him without any hesitation or display of hang-ups tells us that for him, it’s a very lowkey deal. he’s essentially viewing it as a “work function,” and that’s why he can be so calm and uninhibited about it—to say nothing of how open.

just as grissom would likely be aware of the fact that he and sofia could not actually date each other per department policy, certainly sofia (as someone who had been an acting shift supervisor prior to her demotion) would be, as well.

whether or not she actually ever has a crush on grissom before being placed on his team, i think that once he becomes her boss, she knows that he is absolutely off-limits to her in that sense.

and even with her intention to leave csi and switch over to working at pd at the time that grissom makes his dinner invitation, as a young woman with aspirations toward advancement within the lvpd hierarchy, she would still be cognizant of the optics of having a romantic relationship with an older male supervisor on the department payroll (and especially one who had at one point been in charge of overseeing her, even if he weren't her direct supervisor anymore).

she would no sooner try to date grissom than she would try to date brass or ecklie.

she knows it's best to keep her personal life out of the workplace so that no one can even begin to question the legitimacy of her professional attainments.

she is much more like catherine, who carefully curates her professional reputation and would hate to do anything that might cause others to question her "worthiness" to hold the positions she does (such as, for example, by having a sexual/romantic relationship with a prominent man in the department), than she is like sara, who is chronically impolitic and willing to throw caution to the wind in order to follow her heart, never mind how doing so might affect her professional prospects.

and especially because, again, even if she once did or even currently does have a crush on grissom at the time when episode 05x14 "unbearable" is taking place (which is, again, debatable), it would be just that: a crush.

she's not in love with the guy like sara is.

so while for sara, it's 100% worth it to put her career on the line for the sake of having a relationship with her one true love, for sofia, it very much wouldn't be for the sake of just getting to know better someone she's a little bit attracted to (maybe).

all of the above so, i tend to believe that had she any sense that grissom's invitation included an offer for anything more than just an "okay, so you're quitting my team. let me take you out for a bite to eat to wish you well and show you that there are no hard feelings (and maybe make one last-ditch appeal to get you to reconsider so that i'm not left high and dry with only three criminalists on my team including myself)" thing, her reaction would not have been to meet him with that amused smile that she gives at the end of the scene.

rather, she would have done something to indicate awkwardness or even affront and probably quickly (though politely) declined him, perhaps even reminding him of the departmental policy on romantic relationships between coworkers.

she cares too much about her career to put it on the line for gil grissom, so the fact that she accepts his invitation and does so with amusement or even "you're so delightfully weird" whimsy written across her face suggests that she doesn't believe she has any reason to be wary of what he is offering her.

it is just a shared meal between two work friends (where they, for the most part, are going to discuss her career prospects) and nothing she would be reluctant to have to explain to ecklie or one of the department higher-ups, were it to become known to them.

she reads grissom's intentions in making the invitation as being thoroughly platonic right from the get-go—which is a good thing, because that's exactly what they are.

while the writers intend to make the audience question the nature of their outing (and grissom's motivations for making the invitation in the first place, particularly in light of the events of episode 05x13 "nesting dolls"), within the world of the show, i tend to think both grissom and sofia are on the same page re: the fact that the meal is something that is professionally allowable for both of them right from the start.

by this point in their professional relationship, where they have been members of the same forensics team for about 3½ months in show time, they know where they stand with each other, and they're both comfortable with it.

—or at least that's the way i read things.

like i said, ymmv!

thanks for the question! please feel welcome to send another any time.

[hoesidon]

You're so right.

Allison's main thing that I hated this season was the almost rape scene with Luther. I was saying, "No, no, no, Allison... no!" the whole time at the screen, and I was really tipping towards hating her... but she stopped. She stopped, she hadn't fully unraveled yet. I still dislike her for that, but in a twisted way, I can understand her situation? (And to the antis: this isn't condoning rape, this is me looking at this objectively at a character who has been through all of *gestures at all seasons of TUA* this.) She has no control over her life, and when she thought she was getting some of it back — with all the commanding "We need that briefcase!" and the purpose she found — she was betrayed by Viktor. Of course she's hurt. But as she herself said, even if it was fake (I think what Lila said about her "feeling everything at once" is so true. Maybe Allison meant it when she apologized, in very, very back of her mind, but she didn't let those emotions disrupt her from getting back Claire): "My pain doesn't give me the permission to punish you" or something like that. Her pain doesn't mean others suffering. But this is TUA, everyone suffers here. Even if it's getting into road accidents to funky music.

Thing is, everyone in TUA is fucked up. We can't judge anyone by our moral compass, because we haven't actually been in those situations ourselves, and we never will be. (Unless bug people are hiding on the moon with pixie dust. Are you?) They're all suffering or have suffered, in many different ways, and blaming one single person is futile because there's no single blame here. Someone can hate Allison for killing Harlan, who was like a child to Viktor (in a way), while someone else will hate Viktor for lying about the cause of the Kugerbling (sorry if I spelled that wrong). They both had stuff to protect. Allison wanted to protect her loved ones, her future, past, whatever; Viktor wanted to do the right thing and save what little he had left of Sissy. But mostly, I think, he wanted to right the wrong because he felt guilty for not having saved Harlan back in '63 itself.

So... yeah. You can't really hate anyone on this show. Even Reggie. If this was from his perspective, we'd all call him a "hero" and a "sofite" and a "romantic" for doing literally everything he could to revive his wife. Every person has their own purpose, and they are pursuing that.

They were all in character this season. Except maybe Klaus... he was the fun funky eccentric dude, yes, but Idk what's up with his powers... they're confusing. Why couldn't he see the Sparrow's ghosts if being Kugelblitzed took them to the afterlife, like we see with Luther and himself? Anyways, I think I've rambled on enough lol.

THANK YOU!! Literally everyone has fucked up at some point in the series. Everyone has trauma and they're all allowed to be angry. Their feelings are valid. It would be unrealistic if Allison didn't lash out. Viktor just caught the brunt of her anger and grief and it makes sense. Again, Viktor caused the end of the world not once but twice. Both times Allison had to lose the two people she cared for most. And then Viktor was protecting Harlan who was the reason she and Claire didn't exist in that universe. I think her anger is valid. We'd probably all be pretty angry and hurt too. But did Viktor deserve "we should've left you in the basement?" No because it's not fair. Viktor's temper tantrum was a result of everyone. But I think we can all agree on why the fandom currently hates Allison.

[thedeathdeelers]

here's a headcanon, might as well return the favor ♥️

Luke has decided.

He's going to propose.

He's wanted to marry her pretty much since the minute she met her, but back then he didn't even let himself entertain the idea that they could be together (given the circumstances), let alone that she would reciprocate his feelings.

Things are different now, though, and Luke has had plenty of time to dwell on the thought.

Really, they've been together for years now, and they've talked about spending their lives together a lot.

Like, a lot.

He should just ask her. But he has no idea how.

Where does he start? Oh right, the ring. He needs to choose a ring.

Does she like big, eccentric rings? Or simpler, more elegant ones? Does she want a diamond? Does she—

He's losing his mind.

He can't do this alone, so he asks the boys. Reggie, like the good friend that he is, volunteers to go ring shopping with him. Alex quickly shoots down that idea on behalf of Luke, and tells he should do some research before buying the actual ring, and suggests he talks with Flynn.

And he does.

Flynn is very helpful. She knows where Julie buys her jewelry, she shows him pictures of all the rings his girlfriend owns, and she even knows a place that might have just what Julie likes.

But no matter how hard he looks, how many rings he sees, none of them are just as beautiful as Julie.

They're pretty, of course. But they have no connection to her. She deserves something something special, something personal...

And that's when it hits him.

He's spent all this time worrying about the ring, but he hasn't thought about asking Ray once. Needless to say, he's over the moon when he tells him he wants to marry his daughter. He's not surprised (no one is) and he tells Luke that if he's asking for his permission, he doesn't need it. So he confesses his worries, and Ray listens carefully and waits for him to finish. When Luke's done, Ray tells him to wait a minute, and leaves him alone. He comes back shortly after, with a small velvet box in his hands.

Luke doesn't need to be told what's inside that box.

Rose's ring.

It's not big, it's not flashy. It's a simple ring in a tiny purple box, but Luke thinks it's just the right size, and he imagines placing that ring on her finger and, just like that, he knows he finally found it.

Planning the proposal, it turns out, is a much simpler task. He brings her to the studio in her childhood home, comes up with some excuse about trying to find an old page he torn out from one of his journals years ago - it's a poor excuse, but he really can't wait - and after looking everywhere they give up.

Luke tries to remain casual as he asks her to play something while they're there, for old times' sake.

Julie agrees and sits on the bench, and notices that Luke has planted himself behind her - instead of leaning on the piano like he usually does - but thinks nothing of it.

She lifts the piano lid and just as she's about to ask him which song he'd like to hear, she sees a small box on the ivory keys. The words die in her throat and her body goes still.

Luke's voice jolts her out of her stupor and she turns to him.

He's kneeling in front of her.

no wait listen this iS SO CUTE 🥺🥺🥺🥺

hiding the ring under the piano lid is GENIUS?????????

i’ve done dreambox but not the piano 👀👀👀 i love it

also lmao at alex stepping in like “no no no no no no no- you, sit down. you, don’t be a dumbass. go ask flynn.”

aaah thank you so much for this!!!!

[my-writings-and-musings]

Firstly, I've just been dying to tell you I love your writting x3 it's absolutely fantastic! My favorite is the young liason ones. I think they're just the cutest! Would it be alright if I requested Fortress Maximus and Brainstorm for that? Please take all the time you need, and I hope you have an awesome day! You rock :D

Awww thanks a million!! I do strive to provide the cuteness, and I shall do so here! I'll also link the past Liaison posts for those who haven't read them yet!

Part One: Here!

Part Two: Here!

Part Three: Here!

Part Four: Here!

Part Five: You're Here!

(I've already done Fort Max in part four but I just couldn't help doing him again with a different setup.)

Fortress Maximus

·Stuck in his cell after his "incident", he's unaware of the liaison program when it initially begins, and is thus clueless of what goes on beyond his tiny space in the dark. Amongst the crew, the young humans quickly learn of the ship's considerable history in its short run, including the hostage situation that nearly cost them their beloved psychiatrist. The humans are shocked by the details, but none more so than the news the bot responsible is jailed up in the depths of the ship. All at once, they begin to question such a practice; wasn't this poor bot just acting out of pain? Hasn't his victim recovered and forgiven him? Being told that Fort Max is too dangerous to risk does nothing to dissuade them, and thanks to their youth, the gathered group soon hatches a plan to see something for themselves.

·As one might expect, Fort Max is beyond surprised when he's awoken at night by a number of very tiny visitors to his cell, and is shocked to see that they're all human! Autobot training kicking in, he's immediately concerned for their safety and gets on his knees to encourage them to leave. Lots of these prisoners are dangerous! To top off his shock, the humans say they're not lost and are there for him. They explain the new program with the Lost Light, how they heard his story, and how they're all here now to see him. For an instant Fort Max is speechless, because these tiny humans have just done more for him than the entire Autobot cause ever did. It takes more willpower than he cares to admit not to let his voice crack.

·Despite all of his assurance to the liaisons that what he did was wrong, and that he deserves to face punishment, they hear none of it. Even urging them to leave and stay on the safe parts of the ship go unheeded. They've decided that they like him and don't want him to be lonely. It's incredibly selfish, but he can't bring himself to deny the comfort their company brings him. Every night, with stealth granted by their tiny size, they visit him for as long as they can. Some bring games and entertainment from earth to share with him, and in time he gives up trying to convince them to stop, finding each one of them to be a treasure he just can't give up.

·It's mostly by bad luck they're eventually caught. Ultra Magnus just so happened to be conducting a late night inspection when he came across all the liaisons gathered about the supposedly deadly Fortress Maximus in what appeared to be a slumber party. The former Enforcer had immediately called for back up and demanded the children be released, not backing down when they all made the baffling move to clamor between the cell bars and shield the gigantic Autobot with their tiny frames. No amount of explaining the big bots potential danger could make them leave. Eventually Rung himself had to be summoned to mediate, and at the sight of Fort Max so carefully cradling his friends and begging that any punishment only come to him so they would be spared... The psychiatrist happily declared there was no need for such caution.

·Put on the spot, Ultra Magnus had decided to allow a partial commutation of the bots sentence. Though he's under watch and isn't permitted to have weapons, he's allowed to have his own room and far greater range of the ship, but under supervision. The liaisons accept only after Max does. In no time they're helping him settle into his room, bringing him housewarming gifts, and coming over as often as possible to visit. It almost doesn't feel real to the poor bot. In an almost comical turn of events he's been freed and has gone from loneliness to being surrounded by tiny, loving friends. Even Rung visits from time to time, joining in on the fun and making it clear he holds no ill will towards the big bot for anything that happened. As they all gather for another movie night together, it occurs to him that his painful past has never felt so far away, and for the first time in so long he feels ready for the future.

Brainstorm

·Ever the on the move genius, his curiosity had been piqued the instant he heard humans were going to be on the ship, as a new species is always a fascinating opportunity. He's not all dissapointed by the gaggle of bright eyed youngsters when he finally meets them. Their tour of the ship is quickly guided to his workshop, and in no time he's showing them all the fun ways he's breaking physics or on the cusp of doing so. Pretty soon the rest of the tour is delayed so they can see absolutely everything he's working on. Brainstorm finds their attitude of "science just because" to be monumentally refreshing in the wake of his occasionally stiff crewmembers. Why does he need a reason to experiment on certain things? Sometimes it's fun and invigorating to just invent something because you can!

·As he finds them incredibly motivating and they love helping however he can, he quickly gives each human permission to accompany him as his assistants. With their unique human perspective, he finds himself seeking out ideas that could benefit them directly, whether it's purely for their entertainment or for more practical purposes. Their need for "food" in particular offers a great deal of potential. He's not foolish about it, of course! These little guys are delicate! But if he can make delicious meals that can be stored easily and prepared instantly, why not? Humans need to eat multiple times every single day, why not make it easier and more fun! The hardest part proves to be getting them not to explode...

·The liaisons come to love the incredible energy he brings to every single experiment, and the feeling is mutual. Even if he doesn't understand the references to "Bill Nye" or other such things, he happily allows the humans to take selfies as he works. Spreading the word to their fellows on earth can only help their species catch up, after all. In time though, he starts to socialize with the group outside of his workshop, even bringing them to Swerve's with him to introduce them to all his friends. They stick to him the entire time even though their enthusiasm proves popular with every bot on the ship. Having often struggled to fit in, he finds the feeling of belongings refreshing in ways he never could have anticipated it might be. He'd protect each and every liaison with his life.

·It's quite unexpected when somebot brings up his... stunt, with the briefcase. He'd been so happy for once that his failures had simply... not registered. Thus, he's caught off guard when the humans start asking baffled questions. It's all he can do to mumble an excuse and leave, the confusion in their bright eyes burning into the core of his spark. So many instances of them looking up at him with respect and excitement now seem far more precious, because there's no way they'll ever want to be around him again. Now they know he isn't just the ship's eccentric scientist, and that at his most desperate he tore time and space apart... In hindsight, how could he have allowed himself to forget? He's dangerous, and the liaisons should have been kept distant to begin with... Humans are far too delicate to risk anything happening, and he never would have forgiven himself for allowing harm to come to them.

·Unbeknownst to Brainstorm, the entire group was far from aghast at his actions. If anything, they were heartbroken for his sake. To have been so desperate he'd happily tried to erase himself from existence, in part to save a bot he loved... They want at least to talk to him. Using skills he taught them, they hack past the gridlock on his workshop, and the scientist is shocked by their effort. Before he can say a word they're surrounding him and offering the most effusive of reasurances, particularly regarding how they never want to lose their beloved science bot, and he takes it upon himself to comfort the crying group with a promise he's not going anywhere. In an instant, something becomes incredibly clear to him; these little beings care about him. They don't want him to leave. Trying not to cry himself, he assures the group that he's long since learned his lesson. There's plenty of wonderful things in the present to stick around for.

[gothamsworst]

could you do headcannons for the dork squad + music meister with a goth s/o? Like, they're all about halloween and pretty much everything they own is black/another dark color? Thank you :)

I already did Edward for a similar prompt here !!

Jonathan Crane:

Are those wedding bells in the distance? Jonathan is absolutely enamored with you. He’s always been a big fan of the Addams family, Elvira, Voltaire, and other gothic namesakes. Finally. Jonathan Crane has the Goth Dreamboat of his Fantasies.

Jervis Tetch:

Your colors are a bit...dark, for his tastes. He likes light-hearted things! But, he can also understand the appeal. You do so look like a beautiful little doll, and your home, like a dollhouse. And despite your...eccentricities, he respects you and your taste in oddities. Opposites attract, right?

Music Meister:

You’ve given this man silent permission to be as dramatic as humanly possible all day every day. Every possible Gothic theme he can think of will be used in whatever schemes  he comes up with. There will be drama, mystique, and romance abound!

[the-firebird69]

Here's the fun part they're up there in Ogden and his family's house it's his dad's house and they're looking for something I think they know something's there and it's something about diamonds and our son says trying to save so some idiot took a bunch of food looking and they're not ransacking it and the guy from the stock market is up there trying to rip it off too and you're very rude people and they try and do this all the time. And Lily is arriving she escaped using guy at the stock market guy in prison and he's there and he's the husband and did not tell him he knew about the story. Now there's some people who think his people are eccentric but they are they put wigs in the safe and what they mean is wigs and tories, and we do it too

Thor Freya

I know that sounds strange but it warms up up there because the ships stop coming down and yeah they went from the center of the upper Midwest to Westward is one river that goes that way and smaller ships a mile or less can go and they're pretty much almost done going downwards and it's going to warm up and Halloween 4 begins and that little idiot gets killed again it should keep getting killed all well until they stop leaving him alone this way too much pressure on him to do nothing for the most part it's going to be horrible for your people very soon all of you here we're still assaulting with Zherg, huge assaults he was sitting there with your mouth open. What's going on for a couple days you really don't really have any comment you're just getting hit you don't seem to care it's going to keep doing it I'm going to pour it on if I get permission

Hera Zues

We have a huge huge number of dead at the ships spaceships that is and at the blockade the blockade is twice the spaceships is about 1,000 octillion an hour today so far about 12,000 octillion both sides and that's a spaceships 6000 octillion today and everywhere else another 10,000 octillion that's kind of a lull and a calm before the storm it's going to be huge numbers everyday and that was that's a pretty big number 29,000 and the numbers will be bigger $100-,200,000 even it'll take a hammering. I'm sending in troops and we're intimating the creatures and we can get them out and we're going to send you more and more troops right now we're undermanded or staffed and the first is coming up very fast in the second right after it and it's a banker holiday and we're hiring people like mad and we're going to man up in the cities, so far we're meeting the demand but we have to project it and accurately because the cities are going to need a lot more people this bank holiday stuff and we're getting prepped for it I have the draft out in a few days we can. Massive massive numbers of people are signing up now we're in trouble they can tell he keeps falling asleep he's trouble. Let's move in the items I mentioned here right now I don't want to hear anymore about this

Thor Freya

They're a huge loads of ships all of them are fighting over them and they're going to both coasts it's Giant in about 300 million going to each side and an additional $400 million going to each side from the coasts and 100 million going to the Gulf all of them are 1 to 5 miles. And yes Dan will slip on the stairs and shoot himself in the head that's how it goes and yes it's Ellie is there and her underwear now and Garth and Jason is the head guy.

I'm ordering them out of this area all the morlock. There's several other orders and he's not asking he get the idea I'm telling other people but you people look like a ridiculous group.

And yeah they go from The watchmen back to Utah they're ridiculous then they go back over there in the morning to New York some of them stay behind and get buried in sand and die and get crushed to death some of them hide in buildings and suffocate and it's cold but it's warm inside and they die and rot and they're not revival others found refrigerators and freezers froze to death I thought out some woke up and suffocated and it wasn't in time it takes like 3 weeks for them to do it in the meantime foreigners start invading for real

Thor Freya

Hera Zues

Thank God

Olympus