#but they’re all little demons

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

All the kids hate Jon for some unknown reason, except Oliver Banks who’s just chill. Peter Lukas and Elias keep flipping between fake weddings and fighting. Annabelle and Jane get into a fight over which creepy crawly is better, spiders or worms. Micheal keeps drawing weird shit that creeps everyone out. Mike somehow got onto the roof.

Tma fear avatars but they’re all just autistic kids with weird special interests

[royaltea000]

Got so mad seeing a forced marriage plot for the 20th time that I got up to draw a design specifically to put a veil on him

[zeb-z]

demon girl tina who shaves her horns down, who tries to be everything a demon isn’t. never angry, never pressed, sweet and easygoing. perfect in every sense of the term. who’s traumatized from purgatory, who’s afraid of losing what she loves as much as she’s afraid of being shunned by who she loves for what she is. for all the imperfections that fracture her perfect image. who craves trust, a place to belong, the secret of who she is just bubbling under the surface, shaved down and hidden just underneath the cat ears she wears.

human girl bagi who embraces imperfection, who loves with loyalty and longevity. who would go to the ends of the earth for her loved ones, knowing their worst sins, their terrible crimes, and going I will love you anyway. I will be there for you anyway. who’s best friend is a demon, who she knows is a demon, who she met at his worst, and wouldn’t let him go through it alone. who understands the importance of secrets, which means she knows the value of honesty, and is ready to lay out all her truths once she cares about someone enough, trusts them enough.

tina getting flighty and nervous when she’s told that it’s love what bagi feels - not because she doesn’t feel the same, but because she does, and it’s all she’s ever wanted, and isn’t that just terrifying? because she doesn’t think she fully deserves it. not yet at least! and she doesn’t want to lose it. imperfect, clumsy, secretly a demon tina, still processing purgatory and everything that came before, so afraid because she believes she can’t measure up. once she’s worked on herself, once she’s perfect, she says. once she stops panicking at purgatory flashbacks, once she stops losing her temper, once she can provide stability, once she’s shaved her horns and they stop growing back - then she’ll be ready. as soon as she’s made herself into something easily lovable.

bagi listens to tina as she spills some of this to her, under the moonlight along the beach. not quite all her worries, but some, just like she had given not quite her whole heart, but a part of it, in that room that represents bagi’s mind. and bagi doesn’t press for more than what she’ll give, because she cherishes what has been given already, because she’s in no rush and has no where else to go, because above all else, she’s in love and willing to wait. and in the meantime, she’ll reassure tina that she doesn’t want perfection - she just wants tina the way she is.

[wickmitz]

begging people in the lackadaisy fandom to maybe not just call random characters ‘sociopaths’ simply because they do bad or selfish things lol

[thedrawingwolfie]

Lala and Palooza, the clown sisters who always make every room a party!!

Lala is my design and Palooza is @starrystorymaker’s design :3 peek below the cut for sketch pictures and the picrews that inspired them!!

this is the first piece I’ve finished in a while!!! everyone say thank u art block for freeing the little freak (me)

[acediaedeus]

do you ever think about a shinigami, balls deep in denial, going through Hollowfication and their inner Hollow has to break the “YOU’RE FUCKING GAY!!! As in homosexual!!” news to them?

it’s just such a funny concept to me 😭🙏🏻 like, you get an inner Hollow and instead of being violent, and cruel, and all kinds of fucked up and twisted, they’re just really, really, really gay??? cause, on one hand you should be happy: if you lose control you probably aren’t going to start murdering ppl left and right, on the other though…

anyway, bc of this I always enjoy it when ppl write Shiro shamelessly flirting with Grimmjow, that man is TIRED of Ichigo’s bullshit. imagine having to deal with a repressed fighting dog AND it’s a homosexual in denial. I’d rather kill myself.

edit: getting Hollowfied as a very extreme and possibly fatal version of the “am I gay?” quiz

[xshimaeraxx]

:grabs a megaphone:

THE CUPBROS WOULD TOTES DRESS UP AS KING DICE & THE DEVIL FOR HALLOWEEN AS A JOKE AND AS SOON AS DEVILDICE SAW IT, THEY’D 100% DRESS UP AS THE CUPBROS FOR HALLOWEEN THEMSELVES

:turns off megaphone: siri send tweet

[softestepilogue]

full offense but fandoms are unbearable because y’all are unlikable. y’all are so weird and i will die on that hill.

this is like the third time i’ve been in a fandom where a white male SIDE character is heavily favored by the fandom and they start jumping through hoops, and grabbing reasons out their asses, to prove why the main poc character is a terrible person. they will also ignore any wrongdoing of the side white male character.

it’s so fucking weird and exhausting.

[the-fandom-hopping-mage]

Scrolling through your blog is dangerous because I am becoming increasingly convinced that I should watch/read/I-don't-actually-know dead boy detectives and I have enough things on my to-read/watch list already

😏

Sending this ask was dangerous because now I shall do my utmost to convince you

[magentakat]

Made these silly lil’ Mammet bois for the Voidsent!AU I’ve got chilling on a back burner—dunno if they’d have these outfits in it but they’re cute so it’s fiiiiine. :P

[quietwingsinthesky]

another fact about millie: worst hostage in the entire world because she is insufferable about it. the minute she knows you Need her for something, she is going to start pushing what she’s allowed to do and say. girl who thrives with a gun to her head because she knows you need her alive and can’t pull the trigger.

[eclipsewxtch]

i forgot where the ask was but!! someone asked how bad the bruce/vance game is gonna be and ngl to yall the vance/bruce chapter is going to eat but at some moments ur going to be like ??? BRUCE WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM and bruce compared to both finney and griffin is so so fucking unhinged when he’s pushed far enough. so unhinged. like to put it in perspective.

when GRIFFIN is unhinged—he gives not a single shit, damn, or fuck about anything. he doesn’t care at all over other people/unnecessary casualties. everything is on the table. and i mean EVERYTHING. he doesn’t give a fuck. at all. he loves to dissect things and people and does it at any opportunity.

when FINNEY is unhinged: he is not a wild animal. he is calculated. he may have bouts of impulsivity but overall he falls back into his designation as a perfect soldier—like Mr. B’s programming slots right back into place. he makes no mistakes. he is quiet and calm—a man on a mission even when his mind is half scrambled between man and monster and let me tell you the lines are blurred a little too much. but even dogs like a good game of chase every now and then.

and BRUCE? oh bruce is diabolical. he treats it like a game. say what you want about him—but he loves a good gamble. he goes all-out and now that vance has thrown down the gauntlet? oh it’s on. he is the master of psychological torture and he has no problem using people and manipulating others to serve a greater purpose. he doesn’t like unnecessary violence and canon fodder but if they are NECESSARY to his plan? he uses it. he doesn’t care about causing long-term or short-term trauma.

like griffin is a torturer, finney is their finest soldier, yeah cool that’s nothing we didn’t alr know… but bruce? he PUSHES PAST his fear of gore to do some of the most horrific shit imaginable.

[royaltea000]

swk fuckspawn ocs

ft. a freshly born qi xiaotian

[andro-dino]

ever since i got into sbr the bombermen now live in my brain..... maybe some domestic hcs for the bros and the dastardly bombers?? after the latter get redeemed im interested to know how you think they acclimated to being normal guys again

SBR IN MY INBOX FALLS TO MY KNEES AND SOBS I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE

There’s so many thoughts that have just been brewing around up there for ages. One that is like a suuuuuper old thought that’s been up there for years is the idea that Green hangs out with his sisters a lot and at some point gets really into painting nails and tries to get any and all of his siblings to let him paint their nails (ignore the fact that they don’t canonically have nails rn okay lets just pretend). It’s pretty hit and miss. I like to think that Yellow would be one of the most openly receptive to it but he cannot hold still for that long so his always end up really scuffed and messed up but he still loves them anyways. Also during this era I liked pairing up Green and Red as like, particularly close, and Red despite all his usual willpower is very weak to Greens manipulation and I just think it’s so silly. I drew a lil thing of him also ages ago beating up his training dummy while holding his hands out very carefully trying not to mess up his freshly painted nails and I just think that encompasses that whole thing.

SPEAKING OF RED AND DUO DYNAMICS I LIKE WITH HIM, him and black have a very stupid rivalry and constantly butting heads with each other is something that I hold very near and dear to my heart. It was a product of all the tiktok audios that were popular at the time that I had saved for hypothetical future cosplays I think (side note I need to get back to cosplaying (my magnet wig has been staring me down recently)). Their dynamic is very similar to dan and reiki to me if that makes sense. except they’re both better and worse. idk they’re just very dear to me <3 this one interaction in sbr2 genuinely made me like scream and cry and throw up it’s all 2018 axel ever could’ve wanted.

Another individual duo dynamic between the bros I am obsessed with is blue and pink bc I hc them as twins and they r so important to me. Blue in general I like to think of as really good at reading people (even if he doesn’t usually make that super obvious) and he tends to notice when Pink is overly stressed out and putting too much pressure on herself. When this happens, he’s usually able to bring her back down to earth by smacking her upside the head with a pillow and telling her to take a break. I like to think that if she’s stressing out abt like having to look after their other siblings or whatever, Blues like “I’ll handle it” and it’s very ominous and pink does not fully know what that entails but she does know that she really wants to take a nap so she lets him handle it. I think you give that man a monster energy or two and he could do anything.

I was also recently thinking abt the respective eldest four/youngest four quartets of the Bomberman bros and they just. mean so much to me. I like to think that they hold like their own respective council meeting to discuss the current state of affairs and stuff they’ve noticed about the other half. THEYRE JUST VERU IMPORTANT TO ME. with the older bros, again with blue being the most observant, I like to think that he tends to bring up stuff that none of the others have noticed yet and it always catches everyone off guard. The younger half are extremely silly with it. Like I don’t know how to describe it but they are the most functionally dysfunctional group imaginable and it’s both horribly chaotic but surprisingly organized. Yellow is the minutes man. he does keep track of everything in crayon. Half of the time he does get distracted drawing flowers and butterflies instead. there’s no one else they would trust with the job. Red thinks he’s the leader since he’s the oldest of the four. Aqua and Green have not broken the news to him that he is not. It’s okay he doesn’t need to know.

As for the dastardlys, I don’t have a lot of specific ideas for them as far as like, re becoming parts of society goes (though most of the ones I do have are mostly whiteplasma focused (and none of them are very coherent bc thinking about them together just makes me sob violently)), though I’ve honestly always liked the idea of them forming their own sort of ragtag sibling kind of bond. It’s very strange and weird and none of them are really fully used to it but they find comfort in each other methinks. Pretty serves as the main bridge between them and the main eight. I like to think that even after buggler n everything, she still dresses up and keeps Karaoke around as like, a sort of drag persona. It’s very important to me that for both groups, she is both very sisterly and mature but also incredibly silly to degrees unheard of. I’ve always liked the idea of her and magnet being especially close. They r. insane together. sometimes pretty is able to ground him and give him good advice and other times they bring out the worst (best) in each other and it ends about as well as you’d expect, but they r like besties in my head.

Plasma I’ve always thought of as just having a natural protective/big brother kind of instinct to him. It’s funny bc half of the dastardlies are older or roughly the same age as him but he still just like instinctually pulls out a lot of the big brother talk with them. One interaction I’ve thought abt is between him and golem where they’re kinda just hangin out and whatever and he brings up how golem and yellow are getting along and plasma’s like “it’s nice that you’re making friends I’m very happy for you” and golem (in his own vocabulary obviously) is like “yk you don’t have to talk to me like I’m a child, I am like thousands of years older than you” and plasmas like “right my b force of habit.” (I do think plasma is still like mentally older than golem iykwim but yk, golems not like green little either). It’s funny I actually used to not really like/care about plasma that much (I honestly think it was just his English voice acting like it really just does not do it for me dawg) but now I love him so dearly. His and white’s dynamic is especially important to me (if that wasn’t already clear) and like. augh. aughhh <333 they’re so incredibly similar in so many ways and just the thought of them consistently being together and training and hanging out with each other and bringing out the best in each other is so important to me. They keep up their friendly rivalry while helping each other out, white especially helping plasma and the others get reacclimated to everything and supporting them along the way (and maybe he and plasma smooch a little too idk the world is a beautiful place). I think White also gets along with Golem pretty well. mostly just bc white supervises golem and yellows hangouts/dates for a while just to make sure yellow is really fine without him keeping his eye on him all the time and in the process, grows really fond of golem.

I think as far as the other dastardlies and the bros go, I also like red and magnet together a lot just like generally. they r so incredibly silly I just think they should not be separated (even though only bad things happen when they’re together /silly). I also obviously am obsessed with phantom and blue together. extremely over dramatic guy who still thinks they have an intense rivalry x guy who goes “lol” and does not feed into it at all is the best ever in the world. Also, just bc of that one image from the sbr credits, him and black together I think would be great. They both have such a flair for the dramatics that I think it’d work. You’d think they’d be a mess just with how different their usual personalities tend to be but I think it cancels out and both of them think they just kinda get each other (they do not)(they don’t need to know that they’re happy anyways).

[dullweapons]

❝ i could never have a child ⸺ for they will be tainted like i was when my mother bore me into the world . it was not her fault , no far from it ... my father's sins were given to me . i do not wish to give mine to my child ... but i can dream of a child ... i can dream of the lullabies i'll sing to them as they sleep . i can dream of their soft coos . i can dream to feel their soft skin & see that beautiful smile . hell , i can almost hear the horrible screams that will give me restless nights ... but thats all i can do . dream . for if i spread my seed : I WILL HAVE TO SLAUGHTER THEM LIKE MY FATHER DID BEFORE ME . ❞

repost from former blog .

[shaykai]

Not me crying over Baldur’s Gate 3, my Tav is slowly getting more and more morally dubious and it’s only a little bit their fault