#but they’re all little demons
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All the kids hate Jon for some unknown reason, except Oliver Banks who’s just chill. Peter Lukas and Elias keep flipping between fake weddings and fighting. Annabelle and Jane get into a fight over which creepy crawly is better, spiders or worms. Micheal keeps drawing weird shit that creeps everyone out. Mike somehow got onto the roof.
Tma fear avatars but they’re all just autistic kids with weird special interests
#I can only name a few avatars off the top of my head D:#Jared is a bit of a bully#probably one of the older kids#he tried to pick on Peter but Elias shuts that down immediately#and they’re both in time out for fighting#Jude keeps biting Jon#the kids like Martin more#but they’re all little demons#I’m so fucking here for this au by the way#tma au#the magnus archives#the magnus archives is a workplace comedy#do I tag all the kids????#I don’t wanna#jonathan sims#jon sims
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demon girl tina who shaves her horns down, who tries to be everything a demon isn’t. never angry, never pressed, sweet and easygoing. perfect in every sense of the term. who’s traumatized from purgatory, who’s afraid of losing what she loves as much as she’s afraid of being shunned by who she loves for what she is. for all the imperfections that fracture her perfect image. who craves trust, a place to belong, the secret of who she is just bubbling under the surface, shaved down and hidden just underneath the cat ears she wears.
human girl bagi who embraces imperfection, who loves with loyalty and longevity. who would go to the ends of the earth for her loved ones, knowing their worst sins, their terrible crimes, and going I will love you anyway. I will be there for you anyway. who’s best friend is a demon, who she knows is a demon, who she met at his worst, and wouldn’t let him go through it alone. who understands the importance of secrets, which means she knows the value of honesty, and is ready to lay out all her truths once she cares about someone enough, trusts them enough.
tina getting flighty and nervous when she’s told that it’s love what bagi feels - not because she doesn’t feel the same, but because she does, and it’s all she’s ever wanted, and isn’t that just terrifying? because she doesn’t think she fully deserves it. not yet at least! and she doesn’t want to lose it. imperfect, clumsy, secretly a demon tina, still processing purgatory and everything that came before, so afraid because she believes she can’t measure up. once she’s worked on herself, once she’s perfect, she says. once she stops panicking at purgatory flashbacks, once she stops losing her temper, once she can provide stability, once she’s shaved her horns and they stop growing back - then she’ll be ready. as soon as she’s made herself into something easily lovable.
bagi listens to tina as she spills some of this to her, under the moonlight along the beach. not quite all her worries, but some, just like she had given not quite her whole heart, but a part of it, in that room that represents bagi’s mind. and bagi doesn’t press for more than what she’ll give, because she cherishes what has been given already, because she’s in no rush and has no where else to go, because above all else, she’s in love and willing to wait. and in the meantime, she’ll reassure tina that she doesn’t want perfection - she just wants tina the way she is.
#dude the build up to this date didn’t disappoint holy shit#the comedy of bad and dapper. the way some of that transitions into more serious moments because of tina hiding her demon nature#tina wanting to give bagi perfection and bagi just wanting tina. bagi wanting to give tina the world and tina just wanting bagi. Man#and the silly little play pretend with Richas that ended up being poetry. their secret is they love eachother. that they’re terrified of#losing this. of losing eachother. of not giving enough. the moon will keep this safe#and. tina promising to protect bagi for the rest of her life. knowing she’s effectively immortal and bagi….isn’t#also smth about how it’s human mortal bagi willing to wait for demon tina. idk something is there#there’s poetry and rhymes and endless things to take from this date tonight tbh but I can’t connect it all rn#but my god they cooked#mcyt#qsmp#q!tina#q!bagi#teaduo#z speaks
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begging people in the lackadaisy fandom to maybe not just call random characters ‘sociopaths’ simply because they do bad or selfish things lol
#my posts.#like. it’s DIFFERENT if you’re genuinely hcing a character this way!#but to just casually call characters sociopaths is a little. hm!!!#and it’s ALWAYS used as a derogatory thing. like wow this person doesn’t care for others so they’re a SOCIOPATH#which. normal people can just not care for others. they can have low empathy and compassion.#this isn’t even touching upon the aspd of it all or how this indirectly demonizes ALL personality disorders#but uh. oh well i guess <3#( i say this as a person with a personality disorder btw. which is perhaps why it bugs me so bad! )
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Lala and Palooza, the clown sisters who always make every room a party!!
Lala is my design and Palooza is @starrystorymaker’s design :3 peek below the cut for sketch pictures and the picrews that inspired them!!

this is the first piece I’ve finished in a while!!! everyone say thank u art block for freeing the little freak (me)
#clown ocs#clown sisters#oc art#original character#original art#thedrawingwolfieart#artists on tumblr#digital art#procreate#art#they’re also kind of part of a demon circus but shhh#fun little detail for those looking:#almost all the stars in their art are upside down bc they’re in that demon circus!!
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do you ever think about a shinigami, balls deep in denial, going through Hollowfication and their inner Hollow has to break the “YOU’RE FUCKING GAY!!! As in homosexual!!” news to them?
it’s just such a funny concept to me 😭🙏🏻 like, you get an inner Hollow and instead of being violent, and cruel, and all kinds of fucked up and twisted, they’re just really, really, really gay??? cause, on one hand you should be happy: if you lose control you probably aren’t going to start murdering ppl left and right, on the other though…
anyway, bc of this I always enjoy it when ppl write Shiro shamelessly flirting with Grimmjow, that man is TIRED of Ichigo’s bullshit. imagine having to deal with a repressed fighting dog AND it’s a homosexual in denial. I’d rather kill myself.
edit: getting Hollowfied as a very extreme and possibly fatal version of the “am I gay?” quiz

#bleach#grimmichi#kurosaki ichigo#hollow ichigo#men will say they’re fighting demons and the demons is the desire to beat the shit out of your very handsome ‘enemy’ and then make out#violently. of course#give Shiro a raise he doesn’t deserve this suffering#Grimmjow is all around very confused#imagine you’re fighting your Hollow for control bc you don’t want to become a monster but they suddenly stop and go 🫵🏻 FAGGOT#anyway#john marston you will always be famous#I love making inner Hollows just silly little guys with a taste for flesh and blood lol so silly
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:grabs a megaphone:
THE CUPBROS WOULD TOTES DRESS UP AS KING DICE & THE DEVIL FOR HALLOWEEN AS A JOKE AND AS SOON AS DEVILDICE SAW IT, THEY’D 100% DRESS UP AS THE CUPBROS FOR HALLOWEEN THEMSELVES
:turns off megaphone: siri send tweet
#like#im imagining the cupbros coming in#mugs dressed up as king dice in the most SCARILY accurate halloween costume dice’s ever seen of him#you KNOW that boi was obsessing and staring at kingsley for *weeks* trying to get *every#little#detail.* of that outfit as accurate as they could make it#and cuphead having to be talked down by mugman NOT to just walk into the casino naked on the 31st w only black undies & bodypaint on as-#-a defense for all of the crew’s poor bleach-needing eyes#he gives in on the naked costume approach. eventually#(mugs only manages to talk him into an actual COSTUME when they prepose dressing up daisy as one of dice’s cards#or one of devil’s imps. either one)#instead cuphead sews together an entire fucking ESEMBLE of an outfit#im talking flowing red cape black leather jacket black denim pants#full badass set up#all of it either black or some v dark or ALTERNATIVELY very *bright* shade of red#& im imagining this w my humanised!hc animi designs#so they got longass ears & tails themselves even if not demonic ones like devil does#so cuphead just puts on a fucking self-made tail warmer paints it black & BOOM#devil costume sorted minus the horns#which take mugman *so long* to find (and steal and adjust to make them actually accurate)#for cuphead#and then devil & dice see them once they come into work on the 31st and they have the craziest costumes of all the crew by FAR#and then dice goes ‘’hey darlin’ ive got an ideaaaaa’’#and within ten minutes (it takes that long for dice to describe the costumes hes got in mind)#they’re both dressed up as cuphead & mugman. dice’s mugman; devil’s cuphead#ANYGAYS SAFE TO SAY THAT THE ‘BROS’ FIRST HALLOWEEN AT THE CASINO IS *WILD*#screaming incoherently into the void of tumblr#x’s writing#casino cups#cuphead headcanon
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swk fuckspawn ocs

ft. a freshly born qi xiaotian
#jttw oc#journey to the west#lego monkie kid#jttw sun wukong#lmk sun wukong#lmk xiaotian#lmk mk#they’re not too important I figure they’re just like soldiers or captains in the demon monkey army#I do wanna think as far as fighting styles go#tomato grows six arms all wielding blades and turnip’s tail splits off into poisoned stinger whips#not too strong but not weak enough to be mistaken as regular demon monkeys#they don’t have names lol none of my ocs do#tho I would like to name them something along the lines of shooting star and frozen lake#for now they are tomato and turnip <3#guys just found out that xiaotian means little heaven and now I’m cryin in the club#😭#you can just TELL that his family loves him from that name#digital art#my art#original character#oc art#I am once again thinking of how much this monkey fucks#hence the spawn#he probably has so many…#also found out some of his canonical kids names so can’t wait to look them up later#can’t decide whether to make these guys twins or half brothers
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ever since i got into sbr the bombermen now live in my brain..... maybe some domestic hcs for the bros and the dastardly bombers?? after the latter get redeemed im interested to know how you think they acclimated to being normal guys again
SBR IN MY INBOX FALLS TO MY KNEES AND SOBS I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE
There’s so many thoughts that have just been brewing around up there for ages. One that is like a suuuuuper old thought that’s been up there for years is the idea that Green hangs out with his sisters a lot and at some point gets really into painting nails and tries to get any and all of his siblings to let him paint their nails (ignore the fact that they don’t canonically have nails rn okay lets just pretend). It’s pretty hit and miss. I like to think that Yellow would be one of the most openly receptive to it but he cannot hold still for that long so his always end up really scuffed and messed up but he still loves them anyways. Also during this era I liked pairing up Green and Red as like, particularly close, and Red despite all his usual willpower is very weak to Greens manipulation and I just think it’s so silly. I drew a lil thing of him also ages ago beating up his training dummy while holding his hands out very carefully trying not to mess up his freshly painted nails and I just think that encompasses that whole thing.
SPEAKING OF RED AND DUO DYNAMICS I LIKE WITH HIM, him and black have a very stupid rivalry and constantly butting heads with each other is something that I hold very near and dear to my heart. It was a product of all the tiktok audios that were popular at the time that I had saved for hypothetical future cosplays I think (side note I need to get back to cosplaying (my magnet wig has been staring me down recently)). Their dynamic is very similar to dan and reiki to me if that makes sense. except they’re both better and worse. idk they’re just very dear to me <3 this one interaction in sbr2 genuinely made me like scream and cry and throw up it’s all 2018 axel ever could’ve wanted.




Another individual duo dynamic between the bros I am obsessed with is blue and pink bc I hc them as twins and they r so important to me. Blue in general I like to think of as really good at reading people (even if he doesn’t usually make that super obvious) and he tends to notice when Pink is overly stressed out and putting too much pressure on herself. When this happens, he’s usually able to bring her back down to earth by smacking her upside the head with a pillow and telling her to take a break. I like to think that if she’s stressing out abt like having to look after their other siblings or whatever, Blues like “I’ll handle it” and it’s very ominous and pink does not fully know what that entails but she does know that she really wants to take a nap so she lets him handle it. I think you give that man a monster energy or two and he could do anything.
I was also recently thinking abt the respective eldest four/youngest four quartets of the Bomberman bros and they just. mean so much to me. I like to think that they hold like their own respective council meeting to discuss the current state of affairs and stuff they’ve noticed about the other half. THEYRE JUST VERU IMPORTANT TO ME. with the older bros, again with blue being the most observant, I like to think that he tends to bring up stuff that none of the others have noticed yet and it always catches everyone off guard. The younger half are extremely silly with it. Like I don’t know how to describe it but they are the most functionally dysfunctional group imaginable and it’s both horribly chaotic but surprisingly organized. Yellow is the minutes man. he does keep track of everything in crayon. Half of the time he does get distracted drawing flowers and butterflies instead. there’s no one else they would trust with the job. Red thinks he’s the leader since he’s the oldest of the four. Aqua and Green have not broken the news to him that he is not. It’s okay he doesn’t need to know.
As for the dastardlys, I don’t have a lot of specific ideas for them as far as like, re becoming parts of society goes (though most of the ones I do have are mostly whiteplasma focused (and none of them are very coherent bc thinking about them together just makes me sob violently)), though I’ve honestly always liked the idea of them forming their own sort of ragtag sibling kind of bond. It’s very strange and weird and none of them are really fully used to it but they find comfort in each other methinks. Pretty serves as the main bridge between them and the main eight. I like to think that even after buggler n everything, she still dresses up and keeps Karaoke around as like, a sort of drag persona. It’s very important to me that for both groups, she is both very sisterly and mature but also incredibly silly to degrees unheard of. I’ve always liked the idea of her and magnet being especially close. They r. insane together. sometimes pretty is able to ground him and give him good advice and other times they bring out the worst (best) in each other and it ends about as well as you’d expect, but they r like besties in my head.
Plasma I’ve always thought of as just having a natural protective/big brother kind of instinct to him. It’s funny bc half of the dastardlies are older or roughly the same age as him but he still just like instinctually pulls out a lot of the big brother talk with them. One interaction I’ve thought abt is between him and golem where they’re kinda just hangin out and whatever and he brings up how golem and yellow are getting along and plasma’s like “it’s nice that you’re making friends I’m very happy for you” and golem (in his own vocabulary obviously) is like “yk you don’t have to talk to me like I’m a child, I am like thousands of years older than you” and plasmas like “right my b force of habit.” (I do think plasma is still like mentally older than golem iykwim but yk, golems not like green little either). It’s funny I actually used to not really like/care about plasma that much (I honestly think it was just his English voice acting like it really just does not do it for me dawg) but now I love him so dearly. His and white’s dynamic is especially important to me (if that wasn’t already clear) and like. augh. aughhh <333 they’re so incredibly similar in so many ways and just the thought of them consistently being together and training and hanging out with each other and bringing out the best in each other is so important to me. They keep up their friendly rivalry while helping each other out, white especially helping plasma and the others get reacclimated to everything and supporting them along the way (and maybe he and plasma smooch a little too idk the world is a beautiful place). I think White also gets along with Golem pretty well. mostly just bc white supervises golem and yellows hangouts/dates for a while just to make sure yellow is really fine without him keeping his eye on him all the time and in the process, grows really fond of golem.
I think as far as the other dastardlies and the bros go, I also like red and magnet together a lot just like generally. they r so incredibly silly I just think they should not be separated (even though only bad things happen when they’re together /silly). I also obviously am obsessed with phantom and blue together. extremely over dramatic guy who still thinks they have an intense rivalry x guy who goes “lol” and does not feed into it at all is the best ever in the world. Also, just bc of that one image from the sbr credits, him and black together I think would be great. They both have such a flair for the dramatics that I think it’d work. You’d think they’d be a mess just with how different their usual personalities tend to be but I think it cancels out and both of them think they just kinda get each other (they do not)(they don’t need to know that they’re happy anyways).
#axel’s silly little thoughts#super bomberman r#this is really long can you tell some of these have been brewing around up here since 2018#i didn’t have a proper outlet of all of these thoughts during the height of my sbr hyperfix#so they’re all still there. just on the back burners#some of the old ones r a little ooc#but they still mean a lot to me#trying to kill the demons in me that feel cringe abt talking abt Bomberman publicly#idk why my brain lets beyblade be but Bomberman is just too much for it ig#well sbr. I feel like I shouldn’t say bomberman bc idk jack shit about the actual franchise besides sbr#shoutout to the soldiers stronger than I who r also into the other gens you guys are real ones 🫡
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Not me crying over Baldur’s Gate 3, my Tav is slowly getting more and more morally dubious and it’s only a little bit their fault
#spoilers in the tags cause I’m rambling#I’m in act two and I made it to the little light village. absolutley delighted to see everyone again it’s great#and then of course everything goes side ways- and guys.#I don’t know. if you’re supposed to win that fight with Jenieha or whatever her name is alive#but everyone outside of my group (had astarion shadowheart and wyll with me) died#and it was heart wrenching#like it totally felt like that was supposed to be the safe place where we all get together and march out on the absolute and what not#and then it just fell apart so devastatingly and I’m not okay about it#and more importantly my tav (Zeilith) is not okay about it#anyways point is I think they a little bit broke down sobbing before deciding they’re going to kill everyone that they have to#instead of getting into a fight with the one spider guy down the road she lied to him to get the fairy light and sent him off into the#darkness with his group to die to the shadow demons djdjdjjdjdjd#she’s keeping the fairy in the lamp cause she needs it and she’s done taking chances#it’s w i l d#anyways I’m having a ball#Tav is going to commit manslaughter and also cry over Mol because that’s her kid now djdjjsjs
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Do you know how unnerving it is to wake up abruptly in the middle of the night finding yourself involuntarily muttering aloud “before it gets better darkness gets bigger the person that you’d take a bullet for is behind the trigger…” or “there’s a room in hotel New York City… shares our fate and deserves… pity…”
#The only waking up experience more unnerving is when you’ve been sleeping with your eyes open#Waking up without having to open your eyes is just. OOF. All around. Plus your eyes are so dried out#But it’s just everything is black and then BAM you’re awake with no like little moment of moving your eyelids to ease into the day first#It just hits you like a brick. AND YOUR EYES ARE SO DRY.#Not an intentional thing I do sometimes I just accidentally open my eyes while fully asleep my uncle does it too it runs in the family#Me & him also sleep talk a lot so you can imagine how fucking creepy that is#My dad shared a room with my uncle when they were kids & he’d come home late from baseball games#To find my uncle fully asleep but with his eyes open talking complete nonsense. And like obviously when someone’s looking at you and talkin#you immediately assume they’re talking to you. But if someone’s talking to you in the middle of the night and making zero sense#then it kinda feels like there’s a demonic possession going on or smth#These tags have less than nothing to do with the original post ignore me#I’m so tired I sure hope I keep my eyes closed the entire time I’m asleep tonight#Also hope I don’t wake up muttering fob lyrics for the third time
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i’m gonna say something crazy……. maybe everyone should have access to all information from any library database forever and ever no matter the financial obligations they previously had to an institution…………. or circumstance that allowed them to attend in the first place………..
actually i think graduates of a university should have access to the library databases forever and ever amen
#maybe that’s just my darn radical librarian education speaking#i do agree with u op#as someone who works in a university library if there’s something you need and you know it’s behind a paywall literally just email your#university’s reference desk! like there’s some nasty sordid sticklers but most of us are normal and hate the privatization of publishing#and information behind databases that just keep up their prices every year bc they buy every competitor out#i’m looking at you elsevier you demonic information oligarch#but honestly if you say you’re an alum and was hoping to get a copy of something we can usually download it and send over#also you can also fully reach out to the author of papers through sites like academia and they’ll fully just email you their work they’re#there’s also…… other means of finding materials that all you have to do is go down a little research hole into shadow libraries……..
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Vince I will always love you….. (she/he/they/it)
#Worlds greatest mom/dad/parent/angel/demon#he needs a voice claim so so bad but I can’t find literally any I like#I need to write them and their kids lore so bad they’re so cuuuuute and the circumstances are kinda insane#God in this universe is constantly making WILD choices#“if that demon wants to be an angel it’s gotta be the guardian ‘angel’ to this abused kid#until it learns to do things for non-selfish reasons” ok sure that may as well happen#love God in this universe bc Gods looking at everything like it’s Gods little lab experiments#‘This human televangelist is genuinely a good guy and sure does like to praise me. What if I fucked up his life forever’ great idea#bc God is me here. Like I’m the one creating these guys and making this story#So if in-universe God is the one making all this stuff why WOULDNT God be doing it for the same reasons#I’m an atheist myself and the question is always “if there is a God why does God let innocent people suffer”#and I think an interesting answer to that is simply that God wanted to see what would happen#God is playing with God’s touys or whatever#anyways Vince is a pretty boy and even tho it’s aro and not a boy I think she’d take that compliment with pride#sassy speaks#my art#my ocs#i shouldve shaded this but I forgot lol. Maybe I will tomorrow but it’s past midnight and I need to fix my sleep schedule
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C’mon, this is getting out of hand. Everyone knows you HAVE to LIVE with your mental explosions, it’s just a fact of life!
#I think in 70 years when they do brain acuity studies on us who’ve had the internet since birth#I want them to put this in the textbooks#I want them to know I had to look at it and suffer the indignity#I want them to know we live in a world where healthcare is becoming harder and harder to access#and actual scams like this are becoming increasingly more common#and no one did anything about it#I seriously think that by the end of my lifetime they’re going to have figured out that seeing the internet constantly all the time is like#the mental version of living beside a demon core#every day it just irradiates you a little more
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Alternatives to Squishmallow
So as many of you have probably already heard, Jazwares, the company that produces Squishmallows, is donating to charities that support Israeli soldiers and the IDF. They’re also supporting Canary Mission, which has been doxxing people who speak out against Israel. BDS hasn’t called for a boycott against them, but I can’t in good faith spend my money on their products, and I would strongly encourage everyone who enjoys plushies to really think long and hard about if you want to give your money to a company that’s helping support genocide!
But the holidays are coming up, and lots of us enjoy plushies and were fans of Squishmallow, and were planning to give Squishmallows to friends and family this year.
Fortunately, there are a number of great plushie companies out there, and I want to promote some of my favorites in the hopes that folks will get their plushie fix from a source that doesn’t side with Israel. So without further ado:
Fluffnest



Fluffnest got their start on Kickstarter a few years ago, and I adore the round shapes of their PuffPal plushies! My favorite is Pete the Possum, which is probably the best possum plush I’ve ever seen. I’ve also got a beautiful moth from their Kickstarter and I’ve been wanting their bats for ages. They also recently had a Kickstarter for an Animal Crossing-esque video game featuring their plushie characters and it looks fantastic.
Squishables



I can’t get over the plague doctor plushies. They’re so perfect and cute, and they’ve released other variations of them called Alter Egos, like a ghostly version, an alien, or a really sweet cottagecore one! They’ve got a ton of variety, but what I like the most are the fantasy plushies. There’s a lich! There are dragons and demons! Cryptids! Biblically accurate angels! A lot of really fun stuff!
Also they do a lot of great charity work! Right now they’re doing an auction for the Food Bank of New York City.
AfternoonFika


AfternoonFika is a very small business of only three people, but their plushies are extremely cute. They tend to sell out fast, so I recommend following them on social media to stay on top of any restocks! They recently released a line of dinosaurs that are precious, and of course I love their iconic cactus cat and cinnamon bun bunny.
Jellycat


Jellycat has been around since 1999, so they’re the oldest of these companies. They’ve got great designs, a ton of variety, and a lot of their plushies are made to be cuddled on and not just displayed. All three of my tiny nephews sleep with a different stuffed dog from Jellycat. My mom has a sun and several succulents that she uses as decorations. There’s a little something for everyone who enjoys plushies!
If you have any other favorite companies I haven’t mentioned, feel free to add on! I’ve enjoyed Squishmallows for a while now and I’m sad to see their leadership coming out on the side that’s committing war crimes on a daily basis, but this is a good time to discover new favorite plushie companies! And remember, money speaks loudly. Even if BDS hasn’t called for a boycott of Jazwares, it sends a message when sales start dropping for companies that support genocide. It’s a small thing, but the little things we do can add up!
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This is Clockwork’s doing. In Clockwork’s tower there are thousands of images of future events happening at rapid pace. Danny has visited Clockwork tower so often it’s like osmosis and these flashes of images are in the subconscious of his mind. Have you ever had a story idea and think ‘this is so unique!’ But then find an old clip of a childhood show and be like ‘oh wait no, they thought of it first’ but you just kinda…forgot? Yeah, that happened to Danny.
I can just imagine customers reading the fortunes and then if it’s a good one, religiously checking every inch of the paper for a green blob because the green blob ones always come true.
Your Fortune Cookie
Danny managed to grab a part time job in Gotham while he was there for college.
The job is a small hole in the wall restaurant that he managed to stumble into one day while he was out exploring the city.
It was a rather small establishment the owner was the cook and besides Danny there were only two more employees.
Danny handled the front as a waiter.
Something the owner decided to implement around the same time Danny started working was fortune cookies,
Specifically fortune cookies where they as the employees could write the fortune that goes inside.
Danny had the most fun with this and tended to include a little ecto-blob drawing on the back of his,
The basket where they were kept was mostly his as well.
Unfortunately Danny's cookies have had the great luck of somehow matching the actual fortune of the customers he gives them to.
Which would not have been a big deal, but sadly Danny's fortune was very specific.
Danny has no clue of what he has done, he's just enjoying his life.
On an unrelated note business seems to be going up for some reason.
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Just an Idea
#Dpxdc#dcxdp#accidental fortune teller Danny.#It becomes the greatest mystery where these fortunes are coming from.#some people think it’s a new science developed to find patterns in life (this is Tim mostly and now he’s trying to replicate that science.)#some think the store has dabbled in magic (Zetanna).#or made a deal with a demon (Constantine).#Some think the place has been blessed by a god (Diana).#meanwhile Danny is scribbling on a napkin during his break.#He likes to make up little stories for the people he thinks might read them. Maybe let them pretend they’re a super hero#or maybe a spy.#Maybe a bank robber or undercover criminal!#or the newest artist/singer/book writer.#the first time a spy actually reads the fortune and it’s just a bunch of numbers. Only to find out that those number?#Yeah. An access code to a very important document.#Clark likes going to this place because it always has the best leads for popular news articles.#Lois has vowed that one day she WILL find out how he keeps beating her to stories recently.#however not all fortunes are good. When Jason got a spoiler to a book he was reading he vowed VENGEANCE.
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if anyone was wondering I handed in my assignment 5 minutes late 💀 rip 5% of my grade
#I sent the prof a frankly embarrassing email explaining my situation#but idk if that’ll convince her to give me the marks back#also we all have to upload our pieces to a discussion forum#and the criteria for this was ‘create a surrealist composite image using photoshop’#and god. almost no one did actual surrealism. or anything even close to surrealism#I won’t say mine was the pinnacle of surreal but I attempted to make a realistic looking liminal feeling image#and I think it turned out well!#and then I look and most people’s pieces are just like. random photo collages. More abstract than anything#at most they’re like. Fish in the sky#god there were like four different fish in the sky pieces#like I’m gonna stand out just by not doing a collage style image and for having it be even a little bit surreal looking#also I put a lemon demon lyric in it. Don’t tell anyone#that one was just for me.
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