#but they didnt expect bianca to choose both of them

[cheemken]

Knight now do you feel about Iris x Bianca x Hilda? Cause you ship Bianca with both of them but I’ve never seen you mention the three of them in a poly ship

I actually find it cute but to me it’s more about Iris and Hilda dating Bianca while trying to figure out their feelings for each other. But what about you?

Bianca, Iris, Hilda poly so fucking real tho hckdnxjs I do want it to be real in my lil hcs bc of these three would be so cute together, but I just went w guarura bc there's already a ton of stuff for shiroshipping in the fandom, but still Bianca Iris Hilda poly is real to me

It's basically just Bianca keeping both her gfs in check hahah

Cause y'know, despite the fact that Hilda is one of the Heroes and doesn't like fighting that much, she shares Hilbert's impulsiveness. Tho, unlike Hilbert who joins in on Iris' hijinks, Hilda is just an enabler

Like can you imagine Iris going "y'know if I jump from Village Bridge and do a Swanna dive, dyou think that'd make it less painful when I get to the water?"

And Hilda goes "do a flip, that'll make it less painful" with the straightest (hah) face

Did not fucking help Hilda and Iris have Zekrom and Kyurem, Bianca has to watch over those two as well because those four share one braincell and none of them are holding it. She once found Hilda and Iris asking Kyurem to make a theme part entirely out of ice—

Iris 🤝 Hilda "would kill a man for Bianca. Probably has honestly knowing these two"

Bianca loves them tho, they're so protective of her your honour like they know she's capable, despite her claims she's a weak trainer, but damn if anyone touches their girl or looks at her the wrong way then Hilda and Iris would personally drag that mfer to hell and back

You do have a point in Iris and Hilda still being unsure about dating each other at first tho, but I also wanna imagine that like, as their relationship with Bianca progresses, they try to learn more abt each other too. Like, finally telling each other abt their insecurities and how they've always been compared to each other, and hey y'know, w them bonding and such, they slowly fell for each other too. Bianca is happy to see them finally talking with each other regarding those insecurities that bothered them tho, as it really involves each other, so hey at least now Bianca can have a date with both of them at the same time haha

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Three Fandoms, 10 Questions!

I was tagged by my perfect sunflower @lechatrouge673! Thank you sweet love!

RULES: Choose any three fandoms (in random order) and answer the questions, then tag 10 people you want to know better.

Three Fandoms:

Dragon Age

Mass Effect

Realm of the Elderlings (Farseer/Tawny Man Trilogy by Robin Hobb)

The First Character You Loved:

Alistair Theirin - I was young and he was sweet. Also the jokes. So much like hubs.

Kaidan Alenko - The voice, the bashful flirting. I fell so hard so fast.

The Fool - Always my beloved

The Character You Never Expected To Love So Much:

Sebastian - I just do okay. Fight me

Conrad Verner - I mean, how can you not

Fitz - I get over those lead role stereotypes real fast, but he matured and I will murder for him.

The Character You Relate To The Most :

Sten - I am often grumpy and also love cookies

Tali 

I’m stumped...no idea here

As for me, I would have chosen:

Recruited both the mages and the Templars (stupid forced dichotomy there, Bioware). <---This and just let me eat the despair cheese.

To make the end game choices for ME3 not suck. <---This plus more Kaidan everywhere

Damn it. The Fool and Fitz were meant to be, just let them love each other forever.

The Character You’d Slap :

Arl Eamon Guerrin, his wife, Goldanna, Marjolane, (I have an extensive list)

Udina

Galen

Three Favorite Characters (in order of preference):

Flemeth, Varric, Fenris

Kaidan, Tali, Joker

The Fool, Fitz, Burrich

Character You Liked At First, But Don’t Like Anymore:

Solas - He broke my heart and I’ll never forgive him

Liara - Bioware threw her at me way too much

N/A

A Character You Didn’t Like At First But Do Now:

Sera - sorry ok, but I love her now

Arua T’Loak

Kettricken

Three OTPs:

Varric x Bianca (the crossbow, not the dwarf)

Shepard x Kaidan

The Fool x Fitz

This was fun, and a lot more difficult than I thought it would be. Guess I’m not actually getting any writing done tonight. Lol. I won’t tag anyone, but if you haven’t done it, and would like to consider this my tag for you! Just tag me back so I can see!