#but there was SOMETHING

[azurecanary]

Society if the AoS writers let Daisy and Robbie fuck:

[spulunkur]

Do you believe in fate? I don't think I did before but it feels like something has... shifted. Changed. Since a few weeks ago it feels like my own autonomy has leaked out of me and I'm no longer in control of anything. Like I have turned into a narrator for something happening around me. Which is dumb, my life is pretty boring all said and told.

I may just also be freaking out because I was able to go out and explore the woods by my father's place and I found... well I think it had been a basement. Just past this gate that must have been for the house before it got busted down, but it was just a gate not connected to any fence or anything anymore.

Whatever this house and basement and stuff was must have been from way back because as I was poking around I found a hatch into this deeper side room and found... Well I took a couple pictures. I think it was a nuke shelter some paranoid redneck built back in the Cold War. There were some cans, a cot, an actually astounding amount of room, and I'm sure it was just paranoia, and fear, and all that normal stuff but I felt like something was down there. Probably just old creaky echos but still, gave me the jibblies.

I left after about an hour of poking around, and I swear I caught something looking down from above. It's a bit blurry but I fucking swear, it's there. Dad said he didn't know much of anything about any of it but that he does remember a few years back having to stop someone from camping on his property. Some ex prisoner who wasn't able to get anywhere else to live and had been in his woods for like a month. He said he's gonna watch and if need be call the cops but I just got creeped tf out thinking there might have been someone watching me the whole time.

[ibenology]

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

[chiisana-lion]

[mudwisard]

my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances

[twinliches]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[into-the-groove]

favorite photo of all time not even joking

[charlesoberonn]

This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.

[iiota]

refraining from a lot of election joke posting and instead I just donated $55 USD to gaza soup kitchen and i encourage anyone else to consider donating even a couple of dollars to the people who will be affected the most from whatever outcome happens

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[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[fernsnailz]

i think we all need to complain about LED headlights more. please can we all complain about them more. night driving is nearly impossible for me to do now without having to white knuckle my way through a thousand evil suns. every time i see those headlights in my mirrors i take 2d6 radiant damage. i want to destroy every single LED headlight under my feet like they’re goombas

[dredsina]

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

[rhythmgameurl]

[thatscreamingrat]

went to the pub for a drink on my first real day off in over a week and watched the girl behind the bar drop the entire cash drawer on the floor in the middle of the rush and then just stare at it at her feet for like a solid two minutes

[froody]

“can straight men be romantically and sexually attracted to men?” sure, I’m not a cop