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marc--chilton · 2 months ago

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no no no but was wilson good at pole dancing?

is this a recurring event?

WHAT IF WILSON WAS SUPER INTO POLE DANCING. LIKE. WE DON'T SEE MANY OF HIS HOBBIES. MAYBE THIS IS WHY. MAYBE WILSON LIKES POLE DANCING AND I BET HE'D GET ANNOYED IF IT'S CONFLATED WITH STRIPPING (BUT OF COURSE HE'D DO THAT TOO).

aaaaaaaaaa you just gave me new wilson headcanons right there thanks marc

i clearly underestimated how huge "house enrolled himself and wilson into at minimum one (1) pole dancing lesson" would go over with The People

listen. i love wilson i really do but he was doodoo. little upper body strength and not enough stamina. if it was getting house to sweat, wilson didn't stand a chance. bc like reminder, house was always an active dude if he was doing like lacrosse and cheerleading etc etc, and wilson iirc only really played tennis? i think? man's squeaking painfully off that pole and laying on the studio floor afterward for a while because he pinched his nuts on the way down

#asks #anon #gotta be realistic here i do not believe wilson could handle it #he WOULD get annoyed with the conflation of pole dancing = stripping #like getting all worked up about there being an OVERLAP and not all dancers wanting to strip #that part i think would be like a big takeaway for him #along with the knowledge of physical prowess one has to possess to work a pole and make it look good #after 1 session he's stern with house like “gee that sure was fun i can't wait to never do it again”#but their teacher was so jazzed to coach a gay couple (cue wilson sputtering) and he's such a >#people pleaser that he reluctantly agrees to another session #he improves a little while house totally shows off beside him (wilson snaps a towel at him while he's open so he nearly eats shit)

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