#but the other parts. 😵‍💫🙈

[therosevest]

tonight i am going to sit in my room and get wizard high. and then maybe watch queer ultimatum w my friend

[lewisvinga]

osita | carlos sainz x reader!

summary; carlos and his love for his wife and his osita

fc; various girls from pinterest

warnings; none (?)

notes; requested! i loved writing this sm 🥹

masterlist !

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carlossainz55: st moritz con mi reina y mi osita 🧸💗 [with my queen and my little bear]

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yourusername; alma really loved playing in the snow with her papá, surprised she liked the cold!

carlossainz55: because she was always cuddled up with me or her mamá, she was always warm!

yourusername: thank you for taking us to see st moritz, we love you💗💗

carlossainz55: and i love my girls most❤️

username: girl dad carlos 😵‍💫

username: need someone who loves and appreciates me as much as carlos does with y/n😞😞😞

username: THE BEAR OUTFIT IM CRYING

username: y/n is her i fear

charles_leclerc: alma was the best part of the trip let’s be honest now

carlossainz55: always stealing the show with her chubby cheeks

carlossainz55 uploaded to their story!

[caption 1; osita wants to drive my ferrari 🤣] [caption 2; taking my girls out shopping ❤️] [caption 3; mi corazón y mi alma❤️‍🩹 (my heart and my alma/soul)]

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[caption 1; alma has him wrapped around her little finger!] [caption 2; guess who bought us matching chanel kellys🙈] [caption 3; papá making sure alma is a madridista, hala madrid!🤍]

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yourusername: life lately ❤️‍🩹

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carlossainz55: mis tesoros, los quiero a los dos ❤️❤️ [my treasures, i love you both]

yourusername: and we love you so much💗💗

username: putting this in my pinterest board

username: carlos is such a girl dad OMG

username: baby alma 🥹🥹🥹

username: still thinking abt madridista alma

yourusername: she’s a modric fan, she’s cool like that 💅

alexandrasaintmleux:oh alma what a cutie 🥹 i miss her!!!☹️

yourusername: she misses her tia alex too!

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carlossainz55: one year ago today, i stood by y/n’s side while she brought me one of the greatest things she could’ve ever given me. our dear almita turns one today and i couldn’t have asked for better. thank you, my y/n for bringing our angel to this world. feliz cumpleaños, mi osita. te quiero. 💗 [happy birthday, my little bear, i love you]

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yourusername: alma has the best papá truly 🥹

carlossainz55: and she has the best mamá!

yourusername: i can’t believe our alma is one, i couldn’t stop crying, she’s so big already!☹️

landonorris: you think you crying was bad???? carlos was SOBBING😭😭

carlossainz55: ok no need to air out my business like that 🙄

yourusername: yeah, amor, you were kinda sobbing in every picture 😕

carlossainz55: i can’t help it!! my princess just turned one 😞

username: carlos CRIED??

username: this is so sweet i’m gonna get diabetes

username: SHES SO CUTE

username: the fairy theme>>>

charles_leclerc: happy birthday, alma!!

alexandrasaintmleux: what a cutie, happy birthday, almita!💗

scuderiaferrari: happy 1st birthday to the princess of our garage! 👑❤️

[ronearoundblindly]

Feel free to ignore this… but any further (descriptive) thots on what the first time Ari calling reader Mrs Levinson would be like?!

I just can’t get the thot of tender love making out of my brain after reading the 3+1!

Please no pressure at all! Just wanted to let you know how much this Ari lives rent free in my brain 😵‍💫💙

Ari Levinson x bestfriend!Reader (now wife) from Bedrock and Blueprints series

woah. so. good lawd, i got all up in my own feels for a while and shrank my world down to just reader and this guy:

An expansion of the the last part of this. Warning for sexy times in the most loving way. MINORS DNI. WC 1.3k

A/N: holy sh*t. don't @ me if you hate this and hate terrible puns because 🙈 idk what happened...

Your relationship keeps evolving.

You started as distant acquaintances, sharing a friend but not much else. Soon, though, you and Ari found common ground and mutual respect. Slowly, the two of you learned more about each other and grew comfortable, playfully jabbing at each other's bad habits and blind spots.

You only ever wanted the best for one another.

It took a long time--many people would say too long--to WANT one another, and old habits die hard.

The strangest part of your wedding day is how easy it is to fall into the 'friend' pattern again. You're executing a planned day, hosting guests in your home, coordinating care of your baby. Ari's helping. He always does.

The ceremony is short and sweet, the party after a simple barbecue. It hardly feels...special.

On the other side of the lawn, Ari shows a few of your coworkers Rachel's favorite face he makes, and your daughter howls in joy, grabbing at Daddy from her perch your cubicle-mate's arms.

They're too far away to hear, but you can read Ari's body language pretty well after a decade.

What's wrong, honey? You love looking out at a crowd.

See? See all these people? They're here for you. For us. For...

Ari's eyes meet yours, his bottle of beer becoming an anchor in his outstretched hand. He beams.

...mommy.

You give a tiny little wave just as he gets ambushed by a few more guests cooing over Rachel. Ari is tall enough that you can see his gaze never leaves you, even when he's surrounded, even when he mutters an answer to a question, even as he pats shoulders and backs until he's out of the throng.

His radiant smile washes over you like the warm breeze on this perfect day. His feet land in time with thuds of Boyd and Dimitri battling it out on the cornhole boards, and the women flanking you twitter appreciative giggles as if putting voice to your heart's fluttering.

Ari is, well, damn fine to look at.

"Hey," he breathes heavily once making his way to you. "You wanna--" he gestures behind you to the house "--for a sec?"

"Oh, sure." You scramble to think what more could be missing from outside. Are the drinks running low? Is the grill ready for the next round of food? Does Rachel need a toy or maybe a hat?

He leads the way to open the door for you, and that's when you notice Ari's starting to sweat through the t-shirt he changed into after the ceremony. He's never been a fan of the penguin suits. As he puts it, "they rent them for a reason. Nobody wants to own one of these."

Whether for the entertainment or just to cool himself off, you assume Ari's heading for the kitchen and turn accordingly before an arm snaking around your waist hauls you backward.

"Not so fast, gorgeous," he snips in your ear, a familiar playfulness in the words warming down your spine.

"What are you doing, Ari?" you laugh, letting him man-handle you down the hall to the bedroom.

He touches you down gently beside the door and shuts it behind him quietly. Those pearly white teeth and bright blue eyes keep shining.

"Just taking a minute," he whispers, stepping closer, dragging his finger around your ear to move a bit of stray hair, "just for us."

His focus holds yours for a long time. The rough pad of his thumb traces the height of your cheekbone. A sheen of perspiration glistens on his temple. His flush glows pink even on the skin between beard hairs. Ari's tongue flicks out to wet his bottom lip.

Mixed with the muffled sound of your party outside, it's hard to tell his breathing has changed, but when your own eyes stop roaming the rest of his face, you see welling tears.

"Sorry, I don't know why..." Ari's cracking voice trails off. He sniffs and plants his hands against your hips to steady himself.

It makes your head spin.

"Sorry I took so lo--" but you don't let him get the words out.

Friends don't let friends cry over wasted time, no, because none of it was wasted. Learning about each other is necessary. Respecting one another is crucial. Laughing at the little things and the stupid things is essential. Everything happened just as it should.

You pour your approval into the kiss, tossing your arms around his neck and climbing him like the steadfast, rooted tree he's become, the centerpiece he is in the forest of your life, and Ari weathers the assault with gusto.

He sways with that changing wind of desire to lay you on the bed, shading you with his broad body and dangling hair, cocooning you both in your own little world, hot and heavy and light as a feather.

"I love you," he says as his wide palm explores up your skirt. "I love you," he says as two fingers move your panties out of the way. "I love you," he says as he discovers just how long you've been waiting for this touch.

"I love you," you repeat, undoing the fastening of his shorts. "I love you," you repeat, pushing them to the ground. "I love you," you repeat, taking his length in your hand.

"Please, Ari."

He hisses in tortured excitement. "Yeah?" In a flurry of fabrics, he's yanking your skirt around, tucking your leg up high over his waist as he climbs on the bed, too. "You want me, gorgeous?"

You like how much he leans into your new nickname; he's tried to ween himself off calling you 'kid' now that Rachel exists.

"Need you." Your words sound whiny and desperate because they are. "Need my husband."

The groan Ari lets out would wake the neighbors. Thank g-d there's a party outside...

He's so careful entering you, giving you time to stretch for him, giving him time to listen to every sated breath you both take. He pulls down the zipper at your side and peels your dress back, further exposing you. He loves how sensitive your nipples are since having a baby, but he also knows how much you hate these bras. He takes a moment to unhook you and fling that shit across the room, relishing your happy sigh of freedom.

"There's my wife," he chokes out, propped on his hands above you, surveying the bare beauty before him. His shirt is loose and wrinkled from where you've been gripping it for dear life. The shimmer of tears is back in his eyes--just for a second--until you bring him down to kiss again.

Once fully sheathed inside you, Ari sets a rhythm to mirror your whole relationship: slow and playful. He works to make you laugh, to make you fight him just a little bit because he's being silly. He flicks at your nipples and mouths at your shoulder. He only has one care in the whole world and for all time until--

Ari growls into your neck when there's a knock at the door.

"Just took the last bottle out of the fridge for Rachel, dearie. Thought you should know," Momma Joe's sweet old voice vibrates through, but you hear her footsteps fade quickly.

"'Spose that means I need to pump..." You toss your arms out in defeated frustration.

"Nah-uh," Ari shoots back, gathering you into a firm hold, pressing himself that much deeper inside you. He drapes that bubble of attention over you again, intent and adoring. "Right now? Right now you're mine, Misses Levinson."

He rolls his hips back, cock inching out of you, covered in your slippery arousal.

"And I need to pump--" he thrusts forward, the heft of him making your head loll back on the sheets "--again...and again...and again..."

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[maxtermind]

Alsooo about how annoying that my ask got deleted thankfully it was only two I think so I shall recap

In regards to the text post I WAS ONCE AGAIN RAGING AT YOUR WRITING AND MY DECISION TO READ SAID WRITING the texts were hilarious and I loved how reader didn’t take no shit (I personally would have loved some more vengeance or violence but that’s me) but what I do not understand is why I decided to and allowed myself to read the full length cheating writing post you made cuz I knew I wouldn’t make it through normally

I ABHOR CHEATING AND ATILL READ IT LIKE AN IDIOT most of them were fine and just normal level of annoying cuz boo hoo so sorry your stupid brain compelled you to make a mistake I hope you shove that mistake up your ass THE ONLY TRUE MISTAKE WAS YOUR MOM NOT SWALLOWING YOU

but then I got to lando and ash???? you must truly be sick in the head cuz WTF DO YOU MEAN THIS ATROCIOUS FILTHY CREATURE DEICDED TO CHEAT WITH MY COUSIN WHO IS NOW EQUALLY DEMOTED FOR ABSOLUTE DIRT I personally would have either threw him off a balcony or told him to kill him self 😊 y’all love each other so much do me a favor and reenact the ending to Romeo and Juliet pls and thanks (and I thought about it even deeper in an Asian fam context where cousins rlly be your besties or your worst enemy so that shit just riled me up even more)

ok damn I recalled a lot more than I thought I did how’d this end up being word for word with even more emphasis than the original 😵‍💫

ANYWAY BE PREPARED TO PAY FOR MY THERAPY

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THE WAY I HATE TUMBLR FOR THAT BABE BEING SO SRS I'm so glad I got this one😭😭😭

OMG I LOVE VENGEANCE BUT I think it was too early😫 I promise the part 2 will comfort you so much baby

NEVER EXCUSE CHEATING BUT I love cheating fics so much (might have to do with unsolved trauma where I think I don't deserve loyalty but LOL)

"THE ONLY TRUE MISTAKE WAS YOUR MOM NOT SWALLOWING YOU" PLEASE SHEIUDIEHDJ!! YOU FR:

I wanted to personally end the last one with a BANG and had to make it hurt the most😭😭 as a fellow asian, i have to say you're so right, I would kms if my cousin sister (the only one I like) did that to me. men be gone, sisterhood should be 4life😔

omg this is why mafia aus work so well y/n can 100% take revenge in form of murder and get away with it unscathed

anyway, babes this was so fun I love you so much for writing everything down again. you've made my day once again I hope you know that

[nattinatalia]

Urban Wyatt x Reader Instagram AU

A/N: This will follow up into a fic so keep a lookout for that 🤫

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yourusername With the baddest 👑 taking over Miami 😈

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iamcardib so fun last night baby sis

yourusername Y’all heard that? I’m baby sis 🥺😍 ilyyyy mami ❤️

yourbestiename Two queens 🙌🏼😍🥵 when’s the collab??? 👀

urbanwyattupdatess She’s out here partying in Miami so where’s her husband and daughter.

yourusername Girl I’m working, he’s working. My daughter is with me, obviously I don’t bring her to events, that’s why my mom joins me on the road 🤦🏻‍♀️ Don’t try stirring shit up with my family, we’re good.

yourcousinname SAAY THAT SHIT LOUDER I love you prima 💘

urbanwyatt 🚂 🚂 🚂

yourusername You know what?? I’m not mad about it 😜

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urbanwyatt 💨 😵‍💫

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yourusername My husband is hot 🥵

yourusername Come here, I miss youu and that mouth, that tongue and that monster c- ok ima head out 🙈

urbanwyatt 😜 My crazy wife miss you too Mami.

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cozane you’ll soon learn that no, they never get enough !!!!!

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urbanwyatt Mrs Wyatt making me blush 😝 and hard

cozane 🤮

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yourusername Miami has been busy but fun. I can’t wait to get to my husband though.

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urbanwyattupdatess 👀 Do tell more

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[skz-kiana]

✧˚ · . KIANAS CLOSE IDOL FRIENDS PT.1

kpop oc’s

JULIET BAEK - ATEEZ / BAEJI

they know eachother from back in sydney! they were childhood friends along with chanlix 👁️. juliet actually left to korea in 2014, a year before kiana. juliet was one of kianas only friends that were actually a girl in school so she sort of formed an attachment to her so when she left she was really sad </33 . she trained hard with her trainer ,then did an audition for jyp and sm and got into jyp. chan, being the leader he is, got in contact with juliet again and arranged a meetup for aussie line and that’s how they got in contact again 💁‍♀️.

their relationship is very fun. they like messing around and causing chaos 🙈. but a lot of times they are also just calm, enjoying eachothers presence and making up for missed time. they have a lot of playful philosophical debates with eachother. sometimes when one of them have a comeback there’s a 87% chance that the other will be featured on one of their challenge videos. a iconic baeji moment is when kiana was doing a vlog for her birthday and when she went downstairs it was dark, and when she turned on the lights juliet was there waiting for her with a balloon in her hand and confetti in the other💔💔.

YUMI KANG - ENHYPEN / YUKIA

these two met backstage at an award show because their schedules overlapped. kiana was walking texting her members because she finally found a vending machine and she accidently bumped into yumi and made her drop her chips on the floor. they exchanged a lot of apologies (even tho it was kianas fault) and ended up talking more while kiana walked with her to buy yumi a new chip bag😭 when yumi checked the time on her phone they realized they had to get back to their seats and before she left kiana asked her to film a quick tik tok with her. they did and the staygenes loved it so she asked jungwon for yumis number and then boom!!🫡

their relationship are like siblings! kiana has that effect on most people that when they talk to her they get comfortable with her real quick because of her personality. yukia love doing tiktoks (most are for their private tiktoks). they have that kind of relationship where they act like they don’t care about eachother jokingly and tease eachother a lot, but when something happens they are quick to be at the others side and either comfort or defend them.

CECE YOON - NCT / CEWON

these two met on a very embarrassing accident 😭 cece was doing some dance practice to aespa’s next level. winter had previously texted kiana to come visit aespa while they were practicing then later they could go hang out or get lunch so of course kiana said yes. they didn’t specify a room #, they just said they’ll be just playing next level so kiana js went with it. but she accidentally went into the room cece was practicing in, she didn’t even knock or check to see who it was she just opened in there and shouted “did you miss me?!” and cece just stood there so confused while kiana looked embarassed. kiana started saying a bunch of sorrys and cece was just laughing and said it’s fine. they met again while kiana was leaving sm later , and had a talk then later exchanged numbers. every once in a while this moment gets brought up and kiana feels like crying😵‍💫😵‍💫

their relationship started off peaceful for the most part then slowly started getting more chaotic. its now to the point where when any of nct or skz sees them together they already wanna leave (love them tho 🫠) they always have fun when they are together and they also love their quiet peaceful moments <3 (happens once in a blue moon tho). nobody even knows how they manage to see eachother so much , but they are around eachother a lot. like baeji, they try to collab when one of them has a comeback.

IVY KANG - SOLOIST / JIVY

these two met around 2021! txt just had a comeback so they hosted a party and invited all their friends so obv kiana got invited !! when she got there she knew everyone (for the most part) but then she saw ivy and yeonjun and she’s like 😮😮 who’s this? (she didn’t know who exactly his gf was) so she goes up to them and asks who she is and yeonjun introduces ivy as his gf and she’s like Oh mY GOD. she quite literally dragged ivy away and they started talking and now they’re like this 🤞🏾🤞🏾. kiana is ivy’s biggest supporter fr. she’s also like one of those elementary students who found out someone’s dating and is all corny about it , constantly saying “ewww they’re holding hands.. too much pda for a couple like you😒😒” (she stopped after yeonjun hit her in the head infront of ivy 😶)

their relationship gives off sibling vibes sometimes, but more so of the loving ones and not the chaotic playful banter one. they will argue (as a joke) sometimes and start drama for fun but they really care about eachother <33 they really love matching with the other too, when you see them together it’ll be hard not to see something similar about what they’re wearing. whenever ivy goes, kiana will be there too (supporting her and being extra) MAMA? kiana is screaming louder than all the other idols. concert ? kiana will find a way.

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sorry this took so long omg😭😭 people featured are @ivy-diaries @mazeofyeni @ateezjuliet @i4juni

[kuromi-hoemie]

how do you personally view sex/sexual attraction? what differentiates it for you, and what was your journey like? also your hair looks so good im jealous 😩❤️

im p stoned n in the middle of ori so i don't wanna rant(too much, but also oops) abt it rn lol, but I don't have sexual attraction 0:

ppl just b looking real pretty and i am looking affectionately. sex itself is just part of a shared experience to me and its a lovely way to be affectionate (❁´◡`❁) ♡⁠

there's a level of passion that ppl only really show when they're having sex with someone and if i could just have that without the sex that'd also be really great. i can and have made out all day, i love being handsy, i love being close in each other's embrace, i love the sounds and faces people make when they're losing themselves, i love Everything about when ppl cum, i also get a kick out of making someone as horny as possible bc it's fun, i love BITING people ☝🏾😤💕 i love the feel of our skin pressed together

idk i think it's all very fun and passionate and sweet! but then on a more casual note i got a huge oral fixation and if i know you like that, eating pussy's as casual as a kiss on the cheek and is more like me just stroking your back 🤧 it's just There ykwim i salivate over it.

the root of why i do things isn't because I'm horny and I Want You like that but more so from a place of wanting to take care of you bc i know you enjoy it 🤝🏾 and seeing/making you like that is enjoyable to me bc i know ur feeling good physically and emotionally.

tldr i move with my heart not my dick 🫡 but that's not gonna stop me from making someone cum as many times as they can handle bc I'm having fun and it's hot. as far as most ppl are concerned u still get to hit so whatever. if i think you're cute I'm trying to put u in a series of situations..

the only hurtful recurring issue I'd have before was ppl assuming I'm trying to have sex w them just bc we're making out like.. I'm just having fun and spending time with u, it doesn't have to be more than this. but then i let ppl escalate it and happily follow along but would always be confused and hurt low-key when they'd stop being as affectionate one day bc we've been having too much sex and like. i didn't know why those things had to be bundled together 🙈 it wasn't a big deal but i didn't get it, and it's hard to know u are missing a whole ass kind of attraction when you've never experienced it before!!

there are a lot of other slight disconnects that'd come up here and there over the years internally as i tried reconciling how i (didn't) feel with what the norm seemed to be and what ppl wanted of me, i only Really truly found out what being ace was in the past year as i tried answering the seemingly simple question of “do i like sex??¿” to which the answer was basically i love everything about it as a shared experience but as just a kind of affection it's also very besides the point To Me. enjoying sensations and connecting with each other are very 🤌🏾✨💕

coming from a more emotional/affectionate place this also makes me very flexible w kinks bc idk why not i would do anything for you.. but there are definitely simple physical things that make my brain go fuzzy, and i like to shut off and enjoy myself 😵‍💫😵‍💫 anything with my mouth is a big one but i like to be touched and grabbed too and being the dom is nice. why not lose myself in sensation 💆🏾‍♀️ i have a very sensitive body and i enjoy it.

but also as far as losing ourselves in sensation goes, that extends to everything (❁´◡`❁) ♡⁠ i cook and bake with decadence, i love to give massages of all sorts, i love being cuddled up and warm, i love putting on something fun for us to watch or do, i want to go on beautiful hikes and picnics in the garden with you, i want to experience Everything w you and enjoy all of life's pleasures. being polyamorous this also extends to friends bc there's nothing I'd do for a lover i wouldn't for a dear friend of mine 💁🏾‍♀️

um. i could talk in all directions and probably go in circles about the topic for a lot longer/more in depth but u get the gist of it 🫡 it's very easy to participate in and enjoy sex as an experience without that layer of sexual Attraction being what guides you To Me. ur still very lovely and seeing you naked is even more beautiful and I'm going to take my time exploring all of u ♡⁠ no matter what we're doing exactly I'm just trying to share a good time w you.

figuring out I'm ace made every disconnect make sense and everything clicked and it make me more sexual bc i firmly know where I'm coming from and what i actually get out of sex in general now👍🏾 there's an indescribable layer of hesitation in how i move and interact w others that's not there anymore, but that starts to bleed into self confidence and polyamory and other off topic stuff so yeah. good stuff. sorry my high rant was a lil long (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠) consider this some sleepover talk lol

[missamyrisa2]

I love edging to your machine tickles 😵‍💫 the way you write is soo sensual 🙈

It flatterssss me to no end when someone edges themselves to my words ooh my gosssssh~

And you're just the sort of naughtyyyyy self teaser that is going to find themselves in a world of tingless when the Tauntress tosses you into her latest machine ~ this particularly snide factory operator lovess to watch and smirk as you struggle against the fuzzy claw apparatus, aided by a swarm of graspy hands which begin stripping away your clothes and poking n stroking at your exposed skin so that you'll wiggle over towards the waiting mechanical minion ~ the claw opens and closes threateningly, it's fuzz-lined extensions waiting to clamp down on your naked body ~ "Struggling is pointlessss~" she remarks, hands on her hips as she strolls around and casually activates more routines on this wicked tease engine. The claw surges forth and gently closes on your midsection, the soft fuzzies trembling as you're lifted like a prize high into the air and waved around proudly before the scanning pods zip out from their portals. The claw positions and repositions you, catching and tossing you so that the tingly scanning beams can coat over every part of your body from toes to knees to thighs and royal area over you belly up your chest and arms and face ~ then back down and across and criss-cross, all while displays far below pile up with data on your hot spots, sensitive spots, death spots, sour spots, and erogenous spots~

"Oooh my my my myyyy so many spots detected. How pray tell do you even get through the day without falling apart my gooodnessss~" she muses, studying your results and sending them into a handheld tablet as the crane whirls you over like a ragdoll to a conveyor belt. With a whoosh you are rushed into the next room as the Tauntress casually strides by, watching your progress through the glass down the hall as she passes her colleagues. Your body is processed thoroughly ~ mechanical hands lift your feet so orbital buffers can descend and spin along your soles and under your toes ~ dusting brushes drop from the sides to caress at your sides and over your belly ~ while gloved exam hands float over to probe and teasingly stroke your royal areas, stimulating you as you're tickled. The Tauntress gives you a big thumbs up through your gasping struggles when the machines light up and buzz for a new protocol, flipping you over and holding you taut to the moving belt ~ which goes from smooth to softly bumpy~ the material changing out for a feathery lined surface which begins gliding along your frontside. A soft clamp drops from above to catch you at your natural waist and lift you so that your frontside is continuously teased by the moving belt as it slowly drags you forward to the exit.

With your body thoroughly teased up by the conveyor, you are at last brought to the room for processed products and tossed onto a packaging table. Your body is snared at the wrists and ankles by the mechanical table ~ slowly restrained as the ratchets crank and hold you snug with click click clicks. The Tauntress studies her electronic chart and twirls the feathery tip of her digital pen over your tingly body. "Hmm hmm. Nice pinkening hereee. Ooh yes, and right here tooo on the belly and thighs. Our clients are going to be very satisfied with you~" She taps a button on the wall and steps back, grinning wickedly as slats from the table begin sliding away exposing various strips of your body's underside. "Be sure to giggle and gasp for me real good okay? I'm taking voice samples toooo~" she activates recording equipment for your product page and smiles as the machinery starts bringing out long strips of silky material. The wide strands first glide under your legs behind your knees, the entire length easily sixty feet as it spools from one side of the room to the other, every bit of the soft deep green material tickling and teasing at your skin. Another roll is tugged behind your back, then brought over your belly and pulled through the table, caressing in an endless sensation around your body. The next silk goes across your chest, kissing continuously at your royal buttons and upper ribs and outer armpits. Then the machine adds strips from the perpendicular direction, rolling over your underarms and up your soles. A very slowly growing meter on the wall for "packaging preparation" increases with each silky roll brought over your writhing helpless body while the machine whirls and buzzes. An array of microphones and lenses are trained on you as the machine works, capturing every sound and visual for the operator which she merrily posts for her clients ~ particularly as the central silk is now being draped and tugged over your royal area incessantly, uncaring at how aroused and edged you've become~

Should you ticklegasm, the gigglecum alert blares and the cleaning routine begins with buffer brushes and gentle jets of cleansing water whooshing from all corners of the table ~ and following the scans for cleanliness, you may be cleansed again should that treatment inspire more gigglycums~

As the preparation nears completion, the silks begin wrapping over your spots in layers. The tickly tingles bind over your knees, thighs, belly, chest, royal area, soles, neck, and underarms. You are decorated with the soft packaging and endlessly tingly~ with your product page fully completed by the Tauntress, you are whisked out into the display room, silken wrapped and standing in your clear case ~ all for the swarm of electric toothbrushes to begin buzzing and trilling over your body to keep you dancing and giggling for the excited bunch of clients who have just entered the building~

[tennessoui]

*holds microphone to your face* miss kit, your brain is so interesting and amazing and i love everything it thinks of, so I have to ask *deep breath*….if, in a modern au/whatever-you-choose-au, how would you portray a Vader&Anakin duo? How obsessed would they both be with Obi-Wan? How would the old man handle getting the Skywalker attention x2? How dark would you make it or could you see it going in a more comedic direction? If in the GFFA universe, would they both be Obi-Wans Padawan (via loophole/bullshit-wxlapnation)? How much shit would they get up too? And finally….would be Obi-Wan be getting the double D? 😳

*yanks back mic* that’s all! Thank you for you input, and I’ll def be watching out for that body politic au 😉

(2/2) Whoops! Forgot to add the “Vader-no-crisp-version-just-a-twin note” 🙈😵‍💫

hm this is a great ask -and also thank you for the compliment!! so funnily enough 2 different fics/universes jump to mind, and neither are exactly what you're after, but both are close in different ways -

in the playmaker au, where undercover obi-wan is corrupted by mob boss anakin, anakin is written as having two personalities: anakin & vader, and in the ficlets, both names are used but not interchangeably. they're meant to reflect vaderkin's mind at whichever moment, so it's sort of like both vader and anakin are obsessed with obi-wan and he's getting a crazy amount of attention

but closer to what you're after is: 'if you love me let it remain unnamed', where for some hand-wavey reason, obi-wan and anakin from the gffa universe hop to a different universe where the jedi have fallen and there's an empress and a rebellion. they don't meet vader, but they do meet an older anakin skywalker who goes by the name set and is a smuggler, and for a few days, obi-wan has the undivided attentions of both his padawan who is in love with him and set who wants to fuck him

(spoiler alert, set fucks him. anakin also fucks him. it's a double d situation)

that fic ends with the gffa pair finding their way back to the correct galaxy (it's assumed at least) and set!anakin finding his own obi-wan in his galaxy!

and that's because i'm like a very weird writer/shipper where when i say i only ship obikin i mean i only ship them with each other's other part. i don't really read or have interest in writing a time traveling anakin story where he gets with old ben or a time traveling obi-wan story where he gets with a padawan anakin or something or an anakin from another dimension after his becomes vader. no one understands him like his anakin/his obi-wan understands him and they're a matched set!! idk how i would handle two anakins for one obi-wan in a scenario where it's not a temporary glitch but an actual long-term thing

[slowlydifferentbluebird]

I totally understand subby anon 😵‍💫

Seriously is there anything I wouldn't let Giselle do to me??? I don't think so....

Do you think Giselle is into having her ass worshipped/eaten? Or other parts of her body?

Oh, my friend, did you fall for her too? Damn, her and Karina are making all of you surrender. But honestly I'm with you, guys🙈

Btw, Giselle loves to be worshipped as all the doms, and especially her ass is her favorite part. She's a big Gym enthusiast and she undertook to have that cake, so having her partner eating her ass is only right for her.

Also, while being a dom, she loves her sub slapping her ass, because it's another form of appreciation towards her hard work.

Other parts she wants to be whorshipped are her and and her thighs. She could spend hours watching her sub kissing and licking that zones.

Lots of love, bestie❤️(and great choice of pic👀)

Zazá

[filtharchives]

THAT OMEGAVERSE FIC WAS ICONICCCCC the self indulgent part of me just thinks of Cove just slipping for a moment and giving in and bonding himself with mc. Of course he freaks out later, but come on Cove yall have been adoring each other since you were kids, was anyone really surprised?? Bonus if the Moms had to call an emergency meeting with Kyra and Cliff when Cove and MC turned 18, seriously discussing the inevitable possibility of that very scenario.

AHHHH OLEASE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I WAS ACTUALLY SO CLOSE TO DOING THAT 🙈🙈🙈

I doubled back like twice while writing cause I was like yeah it would be so yummy for him to lean into his impulsive side but then again cove is very cautious about big steps in ur relationship so it makes more sense in my head for him to ask for permission like three dozen times 😭

but damn imagine if I did let him be impulsive 🫣 maybe I should write that next time

cove would apologize sm if he accidentally did it while his mind was all fuzzy from his rut omg he might be brought to tears thinking you’d hate him for doing it without ur permission 😖

but if u tell him it’s fine and ur actually rlly happy that he claimed u cause u wanna be w him forever, he might just propose then and there lol

cause in my head I think bond marks are more binding than marriage in the omegaverse cause yea anyone can sign a piece of paper but u would only let ur trusted mate bite ur neck like that yk? cause like animal instincts and vulnerability and all that stuff I’m def not qualified to talk abt haha

oh shit and like after when ur fam comes home??? like they can smell everything coming from ur room and they praying y’all r being safe w it but they won’t intervene now cause obvi it’s too late to stop u

(also interrupting an alpha going thru heat w their mate is a huge No because they’re extra territorial and aggressive and yes cove is a sweet boy but who’s to say his instincts won’t act up)

god I,,,, have so many thoughts on alpha cove,,,,,,, someone sedate me before I write more on him instead of working on my final projects for uni 😵‍💫

[lewisvinga]

older | daniel ricciardo x fem! reader

summary; with the real ease of y/n’s ep, ‘older’ , everyone goes crazy trying to figure out who she is writing about

fc; maggie lindemann

warnings; age gap , cursing, mentions of sexual themes

notes; requested! n yes it’s similar to agora hills ! also the way i <3 to write abt dating older men should be studied

taglist; @namgification

masterlist !

liked by yourbestfriend, and others

yourusername: older, out now 🖤

yourbestfriend: bitch I FUCKING LOVE THISSS🥴🥴🥴🥴👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

yourbestfriend: tell him to hook me up w one of his friends too ( specifically someone older )🤗🤗🙏🙏🤪🤪

yourusername: LMFAOO, he said he got u

username: OMG

username: thank u mother for serving once again

username: i think abt u w older pls give me a chance

username: THINK I NEED SOMEONE OLDER😩

username: ok but what’s up w yourbestfriend’s comment?? who are u dating??? an old man????

yourusername: ok he’s not an old old man per se, he’s just… a lot older 😁

username: WHAT

username: the sexiest singer itw liked by yourusername!

liked by danielricciardo, landonorris, and others

yourusername: me n my sexy old man who can please me better than guys my age 🔥🔥

tagged; danielricciardo

danielricciardo: awh come on now, sunshine, i’m not that old! just 10 years older!

yourusername: hmmmmm

yourbestfriend: hook me up w an old rich man like u and i can change her mind

danielricciardo: deal!

danielricciardo: last part is very true & i take pride in it 😌

yourusername: 🙈

danielricciardo: love you ❤️

yourusername: love you 🫶

username: OMG YOUR EP WAS ABT DANIEL RICCIARDO??

username: his grip on her in the 5th picture 🥴🥴😵‍💫😵‍💫

username: i get dangerous woman now bc i too would sing like that if i was fucking daniel ricciardo 😩

username: how did we not catch this, they’ve been following each other for ages 😭

landonorris: gross

yourusername: ur just sad bc i said guys my age can’t please me

landonorris: IVE HOOKED UP W PLENTY OF GIRLS I AM GOOD

yourbestfriend: i volunteer as tribute??

yourusername: do u want an old man or not

yourbestfriend: he’s older than me by 2 months instead of 10 years 🥴

danielricciardo: aren’t you the one who set us up?

yourbestfriend: so can u hook me up w someone or not

danielricciardo: i told u i am ok it

yourusername: that’s my old man❤️‍🔥

username: screaming crying throwing up

username: do u guys need a third??? 🤔🤔

username: i wanna be in between them so bad

username: y/n is sooo right, older men>>> liked by yourusername !

[destinyc1020]

damn your repost and selena and justin when they were kids like who would thought their would be toxic as well and iin the last few years i saw people saying tz are like jelena it must be in the department of popularity because yikesss tz arent like them at all

Yea.... sometimes it's a shame to look back and realize what has happened to some child stars. 😞😔 Mostly Justin. Selena at least got her life together and seems to be doing so much better. 😊 I'm really happy for her!

Justin on the other hand.... 😵‍💫

Whenever I see a child star that has gone off the rails, I now have some sympathy for them. I used to blame them for being the way that they are, but now days I have a little more compassion because I now realize that the child star clearly was not protected at all, and has probably seen and experienced some pretty vile things in the industry that they are a part of. 😔 I think it affects the mental/emotional/psychological health of the individual as well.

I also kind of feel like having MASSIVE fame at a young age (especially before age 18) is a major trauma, and isn't natural, and that's why a lot of child stars (not all) go off the deep end. I also think it kind of stunts the growth of the child star, and they stay perpetually stuck at whatever age they got super-famous as a child. 🥴

Just look at some of the ones who were massively (I'm talking MASSIVELY) famous at a very young age. Michael Jackson immediately comes to my mind.

That level of fame is hard to navigate even as a grown adult! Imagine as a child! 😩🙈 It's not natural. And unless you have some REALLY strong support systems, and guidance around you, those who are willing to protect you from the craziness, it's a very very hard world to navigate.

So yea.... 😔

Anyway, I think the Jalena/Tomdaya comparison is mainly due to their huge popularity. Also, Jalena actually also seemed like REALLY good friends. Their chemistry was pretty evident. Can't really say the same for Justin and Hailey (imo)... 👀 But hey, that's who he married. 🤷🏾‍♀️ So....

But Jalena was toxic asl.... one of those, "I love you to death, but we're toxic for each other and codependent" types of relationships. So it was best that they broke up imo.

I don't get those vibes with Tomdaya AT ALL.

[ohmygs-blog]

omg that area of ur room is so cute i love it?!?! pink haechan (🤤🤤) on display is actually so real of u, catch me doing it too :3 nct x harry x taylor is such a good mix hello i need to know other non kpop artists u like cause!! AND RUPAUL ON DISPLAY HELLO I LOVE IT!!!! plus the disney mini figures ahhh! :D

if u find ur binder id love to see ur 2 baddies pulls (or ur fav photocards!!) 💗 i love seeing peoples pc collections its so funzies!! do u collect/buy any other groups or just nct??

and since you so nicely asked hehe i have so many biases in nct its so difficult to narrow it down any more (not in any particular order): dreamies: jeno, jaemin and lately renjun!!! 127: doyoung, jaehyun, taeyong (and mark,, i dont know if i should put him in dreamies or 127 but still hes more of a bias wrecker ><) wayv: yangyang, ten and xiaojun!!

i still need to get to learning nct wish... ill get there someday, its just crazy to me how theres like a 13 year age gap between the youngest nct wish member and taeil. 😧😧😧

-💌

ah hi :D thank youuu!!! the corner has been the only part of my room to not change this year bc i’m scared i will miss it too much lol

yes rupaul & disney 🫶🫶🫶 such a drag race fan, idk how times i’ve watched every season, it’s crazyyy & im very much a collector of little things, if its tiny i will think its the cutest thing ever. (i really just have terrible impulse control and will buy something for no reason :D)

also one of the people who likes to fill their room with things they love, idk how people can have very minimalistic rooms… idk maybe bc i spend so much time in here but it’s my little happy place :) i’ll include some of my fav at the bottom for u <3 i’m too indecisive to pick only a couple fav singers or bands 🙈🙈

still looking out for the missing binder 🧐🧐 i don’t know if i really collect lol, i often just buy an album every target trip but i do try and buy at least one of their new albums!! i have a couple skz & txt albums, i think one svt, one le sserafim, & bts? im blanking on them lolol

ughhh yes the j line bias 😵‍💫😵‍💫 i always come back to them lol jeno was my ult when i first stanned dreamies but i think mark & haechan have stolen that title away. yangyang is also a fav of mineeeee

i haven’t really listened or looked in on wish either :( i keep telling myself i’ll watch the mvs and then i get distracted lol but i do keep seeing tiktoks abt sion (i think) lol

my favs :D : cigarettes after sex, keshi, olivia rodrigo, 21 savage, abba, falling in reverse, & idkkkkk

[wint3r-h3art]

I just know that my ass would get caught being thirsty for Attuma by the man himself

Like chatting it up with other warriors or Namora (who hates this conversation), saying how you dont know how you’ll be able to focus in class with such a fine man teaching it / “I know I should be embarrassed when he yells at me for messing something up but it’s kind of sexy, and those eyes-“ and you just see Namora press her lips together to hide a grin because Attuma is standing right behind you 🫣🫣🫣

Oh for damn sure! I’ll be caught on by others so quickly for lusting over him 🙈

Like everyone will knows about the crush because I just can’t shut up about it. The worst part is that I also have really bad spacial awareness, so I’ll probably talk about all the sexy things he did without even know it. Probably blabbing about how thick and powerful his thighs look whenever he landed. Oh how strong of him to wield both the axe and the spear. The fact that I will go into details too 😵‍💫

Of course, once I realize he’s there….I’ll crawl under a rock…and just hide my face from him…I don’t think I can look at him or even face him at this point 😩 my shame will be far too great to face him 😭

[spiteless-xo]

i am having the worst memory loss of my life (/ns) and i drafted two (this is my third) ask to you aND I HAVE NO CLUE IF THE OTHERS SENT OR NOT 😭😭

tldr: i miss you! hope your holiday season has been restful! i'm officially done with undergrad and have been working on writing more because i find it incredibly rewarding to finally finish a piece! and i wanted to know if you were like me in the sense that i start so many ideas and come up with so many premises but they just sit on my computer, taking up space, never to be finished or posted for others to see 😵‍💫

also wanted to make an effort to say that i think reading tbaw was a huge part of why i took up writing again. i was just thinking about how excited i was every week with every chapter release and it made me remember that HEY i do have a passion for writing!! it's still here somewhere!!

i've been so busy with school and day-to-day life that i've totally disregarded my passion for writing and post-grad is giving me the perfect reason to ease back into it and practice again!

so sappy and sentimental but i wanted to extend a very kind thanks to you 🥹

love u forever + i can't wait to read more from you, tiffie bae 🫶🏼

🥞

(also, you were so right to name me porco fucker because that's literally me. literally me. LITWRALLYT MEEEEE)

hello hello!! this is the only ask i have from you in my inbox so idk what happened to the others 😳

miss you love you!! we’re just flying back from my bf’s parents place today. we got some fancy airport lounge passes from our friends so we’re looking forward to the 3hr layover but i’m a lil stressed out because i need to do some training courses before the end of the year for my designation (i procrastinate with them every year 💀 this is my own undoing)

i’m so so sooooo happy to hear that you’re writing!! 🥰 and i’m glad that tbaw helped remind you of your passion for writing that’s so cool hehehe i can’t wait to go creep your blog and read all your posts 🙈

love you too!! and i really hope i’ll have something for you guys this upcoming year 🥰 i miss the tbaw community and all the fun we had as the chapters were getting posted, so im looking forward to having that again with a new project!