#but the firm crunch with the soft squish is sooooo affirming
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biohazard-inevitable · 2 years ago
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Me at work: *thinking* (oh god c’mon you cant be normal be human think what would a normal human do don’t do anything weird)
Coworker: hey want this extra bit of sausage?
Also Me: sure! *bites an entire chunk out of it and lets out a pleased growl as i scurry to a corner to monch*
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