#but thats unrelated

[corkinavoid]

Danny, in a middle of his research binge: Ugh, my stomach hurts really badly, do you think ghosts get food poisoning?

Tim, busy with a case: It's not that.

Danny: What? Why are you so sure? I doubt you know jack shit of ghost biology.

Tim: First, that's a very bold assumption. Second, the last thing we both ate was Alfred's omelets, and you can't possibly dare to think Alfred's food can give anyone food poisoning.

Tim, a moment later: ...But now that you mention it, my stomach also kinda hurts.

Danny, who doesn't trust homemade food since childhood: ...Suspicious.

Dick, who witnessed them eat the omelets with his own eyes and is very much aware that it happened two days ago: I can't help but point out that both of your's deduction skills and self-preservation instincts suck ass.

[percyweasleyapologist]

fuck dude

not again

[wish-i-were-heather]

rocking back and forth im not insane its just comfy

[totaleclipse573]

I’m having oc universe starline + black arms brainrot today I guess

Thinking about oc universe star and his particular interest in the black arms specifically…with all he’s understood about their history, he doesn’t understand what led to their downfall! He doesn’t see any clear faults! Of course he wouldn’t. He doesn’t understand what led to the demise of Black Doom, (aside from the obvious Shadow, anyway,) the tactical alien warlord who is definitely not a sassy little darkhog with an attitude that he would hate if he really knew in person…

What he wouldn’t give to know more about information old myths and tales of old civilizations destroyed in Dooms wake could never provide…what he wouldn’t do to understand the ways of what was referred to as the "hivemind." As a fellow control freak he'd probably really appreciate this (/ref)

Shadow isn’t enough for him. He doesn't hold all the answers. And then, during the metal virus. He finds out there’s more of them. One specifically…catches his attention. More than the others. Oh no, he’s a zombot now :/ But maybe he’ll come across that weird little lizard looking boy again…eclipse doesn’t know he was ever seen.

[filthy-rat]

I'm no money professor or anything but I think everything should be cheaper

[unpopularly-opinionated]

Yo, the ending to this season of Bake Off was so wholesome. I love that Matty went from this low-confidence baker who didn't even apply for the competition himself, to winning the whole damn thing after steadily getting better and better every week.

[rocarynart]

You are my fate; no words can express it enough.

Please you, stay alive.

The shadow is growing bigger, but its okay because you are my big light.

Stay Alive by Jungkook (Prod. by SUGA) for the 7FATES: CHAKO Webtoon

[horsegirlhob]

Every time I come home from university I am forcibly reminded that I lived in a 2012 tumblr girlies dream bedroom. I have Dans iconic black and white ikea bedspread, a signed Brendon Urie poster, and my door is painted to look like the tardis. I wasn’t even on tumblr when I made these choices baby I just came by it naturally.

[aliettali]

do you have any nicknames? cers short and i cant think of any T-T

cer is kiiiind of a nickname? because it's short for cerise? i dont go around calling myself cerise at all but it kind of counts

uhhhhhh i know some people have called me alie too!and i think thats awesome. overall anything goes lol

[traff1csstuff]

hey pspspsps can you do a ulipse pspspsps

Here you go you get a cool one because you said pspapsps

[alias-mike]

too many of these mfing villains look the same. i thought three separate characters were the same guy

[secondtolastfr]

On one hand, I am extremely excited for NotN, especially since I'll actually have the time and the energy to participate this year

On the other hand, I just know it's going to be laggy af

[lovelybarnes]

hugh grant in rom coms. post

[cadaverre]

yes i am incredibly privileged to go to a good school with amazing academics but that does not mean i dont struggle with it!! is anyone listening!!

[schizophoenix]

Its kinda fuckin weird tryna explain to folks about shite ye find hot that isnt sex? Like....its a thing right? Like mad scientist v experiment prisoner is hot, right? IDK how to explain shit so whatever m8

[bldwspr]

while trying to sleep i got plagued by a vision

Emalf: Would you fuck me if I was a girl?

Adauchi: I'd fuck you now

Emalf: what

Adauchi: what