My thoughts on endgame because I really need to write them
(DISCLAIMER 1: THERE ARE MAJOR SPOILERS (DUH)
DISCLAIMER 2: SINCE I KNOW THE USE OF COLORS OR EMOJIS COULD TAKE SOMEONE'S ATTENTION AND ACCIDENTALLY MAKE THEM READ THE SPOILERS I DECIDED TO WRITE EVERYTHING IN LOWER CASE AND WRITE IN ITALIC THE THINGS THAT MADE ME GO ADSDDGJFKTKL)
-at the start I was like yea they ain't gonna put all the stuff in the trailer in like 20 minutes lol
-boi was I wrong
-when the avengers reached thanos I was really confused because wat
-"i went for the head" @ thor I love u bich,,, i gon never stop loving u,,, bich
-then I was like ok fine thanos' purple ass is gone he's not gonna be the villain yea :)))
-boi was I wrong pt 2
-bruce banner learnt the fine art of self acceptance I'm proud of him
-the fact that scott came back like that makes me laugh and be pissed at the same time wth
-tony's daughter is the purest thing in the world and I'm ready to throw hands at whoever says otherwise
-unexcercised beer drinking thor that plays fortnite is extremely cursed and I don't think I deserve it
-natasha having an arrow necklace,,, ashdgn
-carol with that hairstyle makes me gay
-I absolutely loved all of rhodey's references
-Clint became an edgy emo kid and I'm not complaining
-kate bishop wasn't there. im suing
-hulk trying to seem strong af in 2012 and failing is a mood
-tony complimenting steve's ass I can't
-if that bitch aka loki came back to asgard is he alive?? is my favourite bitch alive??
-2014 peter quill was on screen for one (1) minute and managed to bless us
-cap saying 'hail hydra' made me think of that one series of comics and honestly? I approve
-cap vs cap in a nutshell: cap 1 uses bucky card and destroys cap 2
-@ the ancient stop trying to sound smart sis we know you use dark power to live
-guess what thanos is doing shit again
-nebula I love u
-I don't wanna believe natasha died to save everyone and how she fought with hawkeye for it shut up
-the whole thanos family complex was so well done
-thor talking with his mother again makes me soft
-rocket is still the sassiest bitch
-tony talking to his dad is just,,, marvel stop
-steve seeing peggy is even softer jfc
-everyone: omg we did it yea bruce snap and we're all gonna be safe :D
-thanos and nebula 2: its britney bitch
-hawkeye finally had the justice he deserves and proved the non comic readers that he's badass too
-nebula killing herself so easily is my 'fuck you' ultimate goal
-cap holding mjolnir im
-when everyone started appearing me and my best friend almost cried lololol
-tony hugging peter sgnfglljooip
-cap holding mjolnir
-cap was holding fucking mjolnir and beated thanos' ass with it do you understand how hyped was I during that scene
-the fight was so epic I think I'm not worthy of even narrating it
-valkyrie. thats it keep scrolling
-just appreciate pepper's suit you cowards
-tony
-he understood after his father's discourse how he could've saved everyone's life even if he could have lose his
-him using the gauntlet gave me such a weird feeling. He had in his hand what caused him so much pain
-pepper trying to tell peter not to cry and then losing it it's such good acting
-I'm not crying you are
-his funeral was one of the best if not the best part of the movie
-her daughter lost her dad and isn't even aware of it,,, god russo brothers
-"I love you 3000" I swear my eyes are sweating
-thor and quill arguing are my last two brain cells at 3 am
-ok listen marvel
-I love you but stop
-you really did that with cap huh
-thanks for letting him be happy after only 100 years very cool
-they,,, did the last dance,,,
-I'm a stucky shipper but idc they're the purest thing in the world fight me
-but seeing him old killed me do you understand that right
-I'm so mad he didn't give his shield to bucky
-Sam always was a background character and I understand that this could give a start to his tv series but why did he give it to him in the first place
-america explain
-marvel played with our heart, destroyed it and then didn't even give us a post credit scene? Are u ready to catch these hands yes or yes
-truly one of the best movies I've ever seen and most of the critics I have are more subjective than objective so it deserves a 10/10
-it's almost 2 am I should go to sleep
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