#but thats just my 🧅

[orangejuice2004]

#1 hopcorn truther till the day i die

[trentskis]

this team could've won the league btw and they will and u can't tell me otherwise x

[dolokhoded]

there's something incredibly funny about the dynamic between me, fandomed your bible made them queers but has no actual extreme opinions about christianity because i think it's all made up and you can believe in whatever pleases you, and my best friend, somewhat orthodox (with a natural hatred for the church any actual christian should have), very lowkey and respectful towards everything, frowns at me when i slander the apostle john, but straight up believes with his whole chest paul was the antichrist and will argue with your 80 year old christian grandmother about it

[doomzday-zone]

IM JUST SAYINGGGGGG I THINK BOTH. EXTREMES CAN BE TRUE AND HE CAN BE A NUANCED LITTLE FREEK OKAY.

he can be everyones little science boy and also. like killing people. like he can he a nerd loser and also a serial killer most serial killers r extremely lame im justvsaying. likeeeeeee....... my onion my onion... 🧅

cause like . imagine YOU were a weirdo sicko freek killing people and suddenly YOU found out the afterlife was actually real and . theres weird ghost goop and shit like notmw jmyiu have even MORE EXCUSES to kill people thats pretty awesome right. hypothetically. in the eyes of a SERIAL KILLER. my onion....... 🧅

I JUST THINK HAVING A CHILD DIE DOESNT AUTOMATICALLY MAKE YOU A CHILD MURDERWR OKAYYYYYY OKAYYYYY !!!!! I DINT YHINK. I DONT THINK ITS A GOOD MOTIVATION. "ah but we all cope in different ways !🤓☝️" SERIAL KILLING ISNT A COPING STRATEGY DUMBASSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just dont think . LIKE LISTEN. i just dont think theres enough evidence in fnaf to point towards him NOT liking serial killing and ONLY killing ppl bc his son died, compared to the massive amounts of evidence that he DOES like killing and hurting people in various ways . or even that the fnaf murders were his FIRST TIME KILLING PEOPLE. likeee i don't think fnaf has ever tried to paint william in a sympathetic light, i dont think the fnaf 4 shit was meant to make him more sympathetic. william is specifically shown in very unflattering and awful ways, i think the only actual times hes ever shown to be a nice good guy is when hes. yknwi DECEIVING PEOPLE likee. like. idk yall......

i think the canonical child murderer is evil u guys :/...........

[spirit-lanterns]

oh my the bouncer bunny 🥵🥵🥵

does bunny reader ever just 👉👌 with the bouncer? cos, personally, i would

(🧅 anon from your genshin blog, can i be the same here??)

Hi 🧅 anon!

As for the bouncer bunny, idk if she fucks with bunny reader! Thats up to the creator of the OC to decide, since I don’t really want to make any decisions on their character for them 😅

They most certainly could be fuck buddies tho!

[inakielgato]

3 ships, same trend/skit 😉☺️ (my first time posting IN TUMBLR, so PLS PLS PLS DONT JUDGE 🙏😭)

~🖤🍮~

Kenma: I rilly RILLY HATE KURO 😒

Yamamoto: Then y r u with him? 🤔

Fukunaga: Yeah, y?

Kenma is offline.

Everyone: …?

Yaku: What’s with him?

Lev: 🤷

Kenma is online. Kenma kicked Kuroo from the group.

Kenma: …9 inches.

Yamamoto: AYOOOO!!!- 🫣✝️

Fukunaga: 💦🌊

Lev: 🤯 how is THAT possible, Kenma-san?!

Yaku: It is possible, Lev. 😐

Lev: 😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🥹🥹🥹😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

~🤍🤎🦅~

Shirabu: Y r u guys pestering me abt this?!-

Shirabu: I DONT LIKE SEMI, I HATE HIM LIKE FUCK! WTH, MAN?! YALL DISGUSTING. 🤦

Taichi: *sends an attachment* (Indian accent, srry and no offence 🙏) Y U STILL WITH HIM, SHIRA?! U STUPID LITTLE OFFENDER!

Yamagata: IF U RILLY HATE HIM THEN Y TF R U BOTH FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER THROUGH ARGUMENTS AND FIGHTS?! 🤦

Tendou: I just don’t get u guys! 🤷🙃

Sagae and Yamagata: ^ 🙄

Shirabu: …ó/////////ò

Shirabu: this will get him online instantly but…

Yamagata: WHAT?! TELL US. Y DO U STILL WANT TO BE WITH HIM?! U LITERALLY SAID U HATE HIM. SO WUT ON THIS FUCKING EARTH MAKES U LIKE HIM STILL?!

Shirabu: 9 inches… 😓😮‍💨

Sagae is offline.

Taichi: (//////////) GOD BLESS US ON THIS FUCKING EARTH PLS! THIS IS TOO UNHOLY! AND IM ALSO ASHAMED OF MY BESTIE 😭😭😭

Yamagata: Woah. That is…massive. Srry abt everything, we won’t budge into ur luv life anymore. 😅 We take it back.

Tendou: Imma peace out on this! 😳😧😎

Semi is online.

Semi: Is everything ok?!

Shirabu: NO.

Semi: ok, ok! Calm down, love 😳

~🧅👅~

Kunimi: WHEN WILL U GUYS UNDERSTAND?! I HATE KINDAICHI, AND I WILL NEVER EVER LIKE HIM! WTF?! 😒😑

Oikawa: Were wondering y ur still with him tho. Thats our question, were not asking whether u like him or not! 🥲

Makki: Cmon! Just tell us and well move on to another topic! 🥺

Yahaba: Kunimi, stop being stubborn and stupid and just tell us. We don’t have ALL day 🥱🫤

Matsun: There right, now spit. We’re dying to hear y! 😀

Kunimi: OH CMON!

Makki kicked Kindaichi from the group.

Makki: See? We kicked him! Now pls tell us! U can delete it after we add him!

Kunimi: 9 INCHES. 😃🔪🩸

Kunimi deleted a message.

Oikawa: 😳 HOLY JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH! 🫠

Makki: HOLY MOLY MOTHER FUCKER 🙀

Yahaba: I actually didn’t see that coming 😀

Matsun: THATS DOUBLED OF MY LENGTH! I DONT GET HOW THAT ENTIRE 🍆 STILL FITS INSIDE OF KUNIMI- WTFH?!

Kunimi: STFU ALL OF U! OMFG!

[charlesnoentertainmentcheese]

casually leaking top secret files: elliots quote book. our little poet.

“my faggot bench!”

“magnussy”

“blast off! 😄 Its party time!!!😃🎉”

“theres not bugs in my bagel i swear”

“im allergic to josh hutcherson”

“I am a minimim”

“Oh worm i accidentally spelled banana”

“ive run off to play musical chairs”

“FUCK NO NO NO NOT MY SCARY SOAGETI PHAZE”

“Also the djungelskog is immune to fire I decided”

“I dont get it”

“Oh. Oh i see.”

“The camera be darriens”

“Hehehehehehheheh”

“hold my hand NOW!!!!”

“I smell potato. Im gonna die”

“Horray”

“NEW STATEMENT. ......of Jonathan sims...... Regarding a spooky book”

“Sonbign”

“wait wjos mr blinkkin”

“TUMMY HUT”

“STOP”

“WUAT

“STOP ADDING THINGS”

“GRRRR”

“ABAHABABAHABABHHABBAHABBAB”

“.....boob.............”

“Shit”

“Fuck”

“Damn”

“C O C K”

“I bite all of my friends [and you]”

“[Runs away] OW MY KNEES”

"i have a corrupt government plan"

“what if he had big naturals but it was just his eyebrows”

“earful? what about buttcheek full?”

“THE 😭😭😭MAGNUS😭😭😭 ARCHIVES😭😭😭”

“for someone who hates being mean to people-you talk a lot of buttcheek.”

“can i just have a peice of cheese? hooray!!”

“i have acquired cheese”

“giggling”

“*dabs*”

“its boobs** carter.”

“Because theyre fucking stupid, elliot.”

“Respond to me you buttcheek”

“you say thats the fattest thing youve ever heard—- have you heard yourself?”

“NOT YEAG”

“wait you need to add the-hold on i have to find it”

“im not gay”

“but men though”

“finish the story first awnwgh”

“WHO SAID THAT”

“I'M NOT A hOmOsExUaL”

“god FORBID”

“i hate gay people so much. i hope they all burn for their sins ooooh my name is elliot and im oh so hateful and i avtuslly said thtid. this isnt other elliot typing this up in hopes he will be cancelled, this is me, Josh Hutcherson saying i hate gay people.”

“Thats upsetting.”

“Rhe beabtles”

“KILL YOURSELF”

“sonbign”

“No bazinga”

“No, bazinga”

“No? bazinga”

“No! Bazinga?”

“no not lmoa”

“Good lord.”

“SOBBIGN”

“do i need to doxx this guys entire friend group.”

“I mean i said fuck it we ball but still”

“Nothing i thought we were just sharing what we were eating and what we were thinking abt”

“I know what im gonna wear… MY KNEE BRACES”

“Also im going to murder the guy that asked you to prom”

“hey dipper, if your show gonna make big money i can show you how to do tax fraud. wink wink.”

“it doesnt matter how it started it matters how its going”

“Mitchell…… ‘who is Migchel’ ‘mitchell…’ Cultist ‘woah’ *ex cultist ‘whyd he stop ☹️’ He got burnt at the stake 🤪 ‘HWTAP’ elliot sometimes i wish i understood the out of pocket shit you say’ :3”

“my plaSTIC NOOOOO”

“Will wood😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”

“You die”

“OH MY FUCK MY QUEEADESA”

“DONT DROP HIM”

“HE WOULD PROBABLY DROP YOU TOO IF HE HAD LONGER ARMS”

“what if i slide into your bounce house”

“Autismo…Dont you mean… AWESOMEO”

“Wee woo”

“Movie tim…”

“THIS IS NO LAUGHI G BATTER”

“i am going to drink airport water real quick”

“i’m italian and german, im on the wrong side of ww2”

“im gonna bite someone do dododododo”

“mmm… medical help..”

“No like velcro”

“Is there a larry the cucumber in my bag right now, elliot.”

“MARTIN. STOP trying to TOUCH the PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE. just PUT YOUR HANDS in YOUR POCKETS or SOMETHING-“

Its crude oil! “Called it”

“if theres a will — WILL WOOD!”

“larold”

“stop rizzing up larry the cucumber.”

“This is…. larry the cucumber..”

“chiropracting…. OOOOW”

“i’m magnussing!”

“amongd us… what if amongst us?”

“i switch them out every other day” (referring to his collection of knees)

“dareiwn”

“FUCK ITS TOO LONG”

“😭🤣😭😭😭🧅😭so tried”

“His teerth aer nit skft😭😭😭😭😭”

“GOODFNINGET ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️”

“HOW DO YOU SAY MISSIPIPI”

“I’m serving cunt and ceaseless watcher”

“oh its my cult!”

“i was met with- BOOM TITTIES!!!”

“its a cult ritual ☝️”

“They crabs FUCK dude”

“Sigh. Faggot.”

“I love hole(s)”

“MISTER WHAT.”

“i wanna punt that kid into the sun. i want to make field goals with him, nevermind, i want to use him as the ball.”

“actually my mommy loves me very much”

“Booyah.”

“I love it when Mitski plays without my consent”

“Gerlad!!”

“Jaws the shart”

“THE REASON I KEEP GOING OFF SPEAKER IS BECAUSE I AM NOT SPEAKING I AN SCREAMING”

“I just perpetually hit the reblog button” (stuttering and on the verge of tears)

“They looked at tma and thought not gay enough”

“he suffers from white.”

“I didn't know your dog could bake”

“im not crying i swear i just have really wet autism eyes”

“What if. I forgot”

“Back in my day we didn't have no anti depressants. We just killed ourselves.”

“MAYcy”

“AAHHHH I KNOW THAT BALD HEAD ANYWHERE”

“THERE ARE COMMUNISTS IN MY FUNHOUSE”

“this is disgusting and i am going to be smearing it on my face”

“thats not charlie thats jesus hate to break it to you”

“im not crying okay? im batman.”

“THATS NOT ME ITS SHAKESPEARE, MODERN DAY SHAKESPEARE: HIS NAME IS WILL WOOD.”

“You look balder than usual.”

“asmr youre being eaten alive”

“THERES A TRAIN GOING ON BY MY HOUSE IM FUCKING TWEAKING I LOVE TRAINS SO MUCH”

“autism be damnked my boy can cook a bbq”

“autism win💀💀👻”

“Jonathermostat”

“let me give andrew the biggest, wettest, autism eyes ever.”

“hey bucko- hey FUCKo”

“yeah. take that POOKIE.”

“i do what i want BIETCH”

“am i so white that white face paint makes no difference “

“GOD. who needs that much food at once!! Slow down!!”

“The trout population will be affected.”

“i need a little baby rat— actually youre my little baby rat”

“balls blast? ohhh”

“the number of miles is i dont care—oh fuck”

“hashtag my tummy really hurts”

“*whispered after a long moment of silence* you should go on township…”

“would you like me to be your waiter.”

“thats a real knee-slapper— OW MY KNEES”

“balls”

hehehehehehehe hi its me elliot

JUDAS NOW

“I dont freeze Im too hot😎😎😎”

“i’d prefer not to have titties, thanks.”

you’ve been exposed @possiblyhenry

[hyunsvngs]

okay my 🧅s on a/b/o incoming and i warn u its kinda long bc im insane so yall are getting this in two parts so u can feel free to like take part 2 and put it under here or smth! i do have to preface i have a sensitive sense of smell and a lot of scents make me nauseous so i don't think of them on first thought

so hyung line first!

Chan: i honestly agree with the ocean/sea breeze, i mean, of course aussie boy who swims smells like the ocean. BUT i also think that like bc scents shift around some that also rainfall/petrichor also falls into his scent, and that like when hes pissed off its like a thunderstorm

BUT! THERES MORE! so when i read fics i have read chan as an omega in fic bc i think it's fascinating the duality of writing. i feel like sea breeze is universal but i have a heavy bias for something sweet and strong like vanilla and bergamot. i think people have said his cologne smells like this? which, cool. mf could smell like a sweet cheesecake and ill eat him up. but also like, i also see him as pack luna(?) so like the idea of like intimidating people off with like a strong heavy burnt cream with an undertone of light citrus or nuttiness in his scent is kinda funny but like, he'd still be intimidating,

lino: okay SO i usually see lino as a beta but as the stats show, he's all over the place. i think in particular from a fic i read, mint stuck with me, and i think that's a very, stark, standout smell. like mint can be cool and calming but also overwhelming. i think scents like that work. I could see like, raspberry ish /grapefruit/basil/ really strong stark scents that can easily be overwhelming, as something for him. i think you guys said chocolate but i dont think thats stark enough. maybe like, orange chocolate, cherry chocolate? i think it really works for any designation BUT i did see one fic say with minho as an omega, magnolia, which i was like woah wow thats a good one but i think he needs more starkness to his scent. i think it just suits him so well.

changbin: OKAY SO changbin is hard to place bc part of me thinks he just smells really clean and like a bit like sweat, which can be nice when its just, clean and soapy. i feel like he tends to get kinda heavier woodsy scents, like sandalwood, teakwood, pine. which i think works. i think i also associated like, amber, which i think also falls under the woodsy scent. i had to go and look it up and one fic i read recently gave omega changbin a cherry scent which had me like hmmmmmmm, maybe. i feel like changbin just smells really good no matter what, and maybe i like the woodsy deeper scents bc thats what my cologne smells like, i do like that teakwood. i do also vibe with it bc upset hed end up smelling like charcoal or a campfire? which personally i love the smell of campfires, makes me feel all warm and cozy.

hyunjin: okay so floral scents all the way. rose, magnolia, lavender, cherry blossom. i definitely think he smells like a meadow, maybe a hint of citrus or fruit right underneath it. fresh, calming, relaxing. maybe also with a hint of rain in it. another one where i dont read enough in any designation to know if i lean certain ways with particular scents but floral all the way with hyunjin. i need to pay more attention when i read!

part 1/2 :) -dream anon

WOWWW OKAY. sooo i really love the idea of chan as pack luna that is INSANE. i can’t believe i didnt think of that i lurv it

and minho with cherry chocolate smell.. thats SO true oh god. okay let me post ur second one and everyone can let us know our 🧅s

[m0by-dick]

OOC!!! Hi guys, i just wanted to let you know a few things before we continue! So my main blog is @orion1962 Yes, that girl that is really obsessed with Keith Moon. DONT MAKE FUN OF ME!!!!! 😭😭😭🧅 But anyways, im not actually john bonham. This blog is for 15 and up since i will be talking about alcohol and drug use (its john bonham afterall). PLEASE SEND FUNNY SHIT!!! Soooo yeah thats everything thank you!! Heres the scenario ⬇️⬇️

John decided to download tumblr since @therealj1mmyp4g3 had forced him to. After scrolling through some random shit he decided to make his first post.

[papakhan]

🧅🍉🥭 for sun and fleabag? and I cant find pepper emoji on my gboard so hot pepper for sun (although I feel like i know the answer 😭)

hehehehe THANK YOU SO MUCH sorry this is so late but here we go link to the meme

🧅 [ONION] What is surefire to make your OC cry? Who knows of this information?

Sun

Sun doesn't cry super often, though he was considered a bit of a crybaby as a child (I think longtime allies of the Khans still think of him as the little boy crying in Papa's lap that one time their leaders all went to dinner). He still is the type of guy to get a bit watery if he stubs his toe or something, I think he mostly cries either out of stress or out of pain. He cried for days when he and Manny broke up and when he lost his finger, both of which I think are pretty understandable. I think Papa is probably the one most aware of this because THATS HIS BABY

Fleabag

I imagine Fleabag cries over a lot, the type who'd 100% cry watching children's movies about animals or whatever. They cry when a dog dies they cry when puppies are born, they cry when this one dog finally picks up a trick they've been trying to teach for a long time. I haven't ironed out Fleabag's relationships yet so I'm not sure who knows this about them <3

🍉 [WATERMELON] What will your OC take to the grave?

Sun

HMMM I think there's a lot of things he'd never admit to anyone. I think he gets quite jealous when Papa is fatherly towards other people but keeps it to himself because he thinks its childish. He's also convinced that he somehow singlehandedly caused the Khan vs House war in Vegas in 2274 because him getting his finger shot off being an idiot made Papa so angry he declared war on House (which isn't true because there was a lot of political stuff going on and building up to the war and Sun getting shot was a small part in a much larger choice on Papa and the advisors part) so I think that's the major one he'd take to his grave LMAO

Also physically taking to his grave he's def gonna get buried with his machete

Fleabag

So background on Fleabag that I'm not sure if I've shared but Fleabag's dad was a New Khan who was politically opposed to Papa Khan and his new leadership. Their dad wasn't such a nice person and while he did teach Fleabag how to breed and train dogs, he also taught them a lot of nasty opinions on Papa and the "agenda" he was bringing into the Khans, which Fleabag did internalise for a while. Obvs they worked through this and aren't at all like their dad anymore but I think they're still feeling shameful about the way they acted as a naive teenager under the thumb of their father. Fleabag also didn't come out as trans until after their dad died out of fear but I think they also feel guilty about that.

🥭 [MANGO] What colours best represent them and why? Does this differ from their favourites?

Sun

Orange for sure. Orange is just a very deserty colour to me and Sun is pretty adapted to working out there but I think it's also a colour of warmth and connection AND fire and passion. But I think Sun's favourite colour is red ever since his dad Min told him that its a lucky colour

Fleabag

I think green for Fleabag, their hat is green and they wear cameo clothing. I associate green with nature and Fleabag wanders around in the wilderness more than most and also obvs good with animals like all their dogs. If you asked Fleabag their favourite colour it'd probably the gold yellow of a coyote's eyes.

BONUS SUN ONE

🌶️ [HOT PEPPER] Who would your OC declare their sworn enemy if they could meet them?

It's Boone.

[lifemod17]

🥝 🥥 🍇 🥦 🍒🧅 🌰

for the fruits and veggie ask gameeee

the fruit and veggie ask gameeeee

🥝 - I feel the need to protect you RAEEEE im gonna throw my arms around you and envelope you in a big warm hug!!!! 😭

🥥 - Chill vibes yo yeah that's chill dawg

🍇 - Would feed ducks by the lake with you the ducks would be so happy that they are getting fed by two fantastic beings who love them so much they are taking time out of their day to spend it with wee little duckies

🥦 - Let's take a walk through the woods BET! lets hold hands too? just so we dont get lost. thats totally the only reason, yup 👀

🍒 - Probably a great kisser idk i've never been good with tying cherry stems with my mouth. but i am a damn good lover, thats for certain

🧅 - I'm so glad we're friends me tooooo!!! i heckin appreciate you so much Rae!!! 💛💛💛

🌰 - Let's cuddle by the fireplace together uhhmm yes please and thank you?? this would heal the both of us and keep the horrors at bay indefinitely

[binalakai-archive]

🍅🧅🍏🥑 wahoo fruit party!!

How misunderstood is your OC? In-universe or IRL. oh god. okay. okay Hue Man on Earth is a story that is. REALLY hard for me to share, despite how much I do try to talk about it publicly (or at least update my toyhouse as much as possible when i feel like doing that), there's always that sense of. people either boiling my characters down to Tropes/who's the Bad one and who's the Good One. whos the character thats meant to be a personal attack on someone (none of them are) n whos the character that is meant to be relatable (none of them are PURPOSELY written to be that way) n it just. really goddamn sucks sometimes. i could talk about specifics with my main trio specifically, over the course of time that i've had Hue, Magni, and Clyde, theyve all been weirdly misunderstood in their own way that i have gotten to the point of having to reevaluate those folks n look inward into seeing if that perception of themselves can be weaved into the plot. but honestly i think ill catch myself in a bad mood atm if i think about it too hard. tldr on that; i try to microdose my story when sharing it to others, n even then i get really nervous about the idea that my story wont be valued/understood as a whole, which is partially of my own doing as well bc i do have a tendency to Put a Lot into characters once i get super attached to them. ..so nowadays im too burned out to do that :"P once i make that pitch bible, it probably still wont fix that, but its still a project im committing to nonetheless! 🧅 [ONION] What is surefire to make your OC cry? Who knows of this information? Hue) hard to answer with a creature like him. objectively, he doesnt cry. its not needed for him to release emotion the same way it does for Earth-things. but he does it anyway, or at least the equivalent (letting go of parts of his body in droplets from his eyes, just for them to crawl back to his body) it's less about "am i sad right now and do i have to cry" and more like "is crying appropriate for this situation.". after his Human arc in arc 5, its something he actually stops doing as a whole because experiencing the feeling of crying in a human body like. Actually Fucks him up REAL bad NJWKEFNAJKWFNAKWEF Magni) the "sillier" or "unrelated to themselves" the issue is, the more theyll have a tendency to genuinely cry over it. they cry when they know no one else is there to mourn over the problem they're crying about, which is why they'll have a very Stone Flat Face when Witnessing the horrors, but will have an absolute meltdown over dropping their favorite cup Clyde) Honestly that motherfucker will cry over. like....anything? Honestly? to the point where it can be unpredictable. Clyde's emotions are based less on the Cause of Crying and more about the intensity of its emotions. any time it gets overwhelmed, it will cry, and its been labeled a crybaby inuniverse because of that 🍏 [GREEN APPLE] How do they differ from the norm and how are they punished for it? answering this all together, and honestly without having to like. explain the whole plot of HMoE in one setting. Hue seen as different from the norm not because he's an alien but because he's technically an illegal immigrant, Magni and Clyde are autistic PoC that also Do Not Fit Well into their hometown whatsoever. may i need to say anything else. 🥑 [AVACADO] What will they never back down about, even if it makes them seem bad?

Hue) trying to be seen as a good person, even if it means doing the most heinous shit possible (as long as he's able to hide it/insist on good intentions) Magni) trying to be seen as the Right Person, even if it means twisting things in their favor SPECIFICALLY to be right (though will admit to it redhanded if theyre caught, more out of being impressed if anything) Clyde) trying to be seen as the Truthful Person, even if it means ruining everyone's day/life about it (it''ll try to seem like it doesnt care about being "bad", but it very much actually eats away at it. every single damn day)

[prsktranslyrics]

💫 needLe

composed by deco*27 

sung by ichika hoshino, saki tenma, honami mochizuki, shiho hinomori and hatsune miku

🎤 , 🎹  , 🥁  , 🎸 , 🧅

------------------------------------💫----------------------------------------

🎤 , 🎹  , 🥁  , 🎸 can we pretend to be heroes once more

without saying “bye bye” or fake smiling

🧅 so please, will you tell me when you’re 

🎤crying?

🎤 can’t pretend that i’m laughing at this act

when i said that “i hate you” and we all fell apart

🧅, 🥁  , 🎸  when every thought had crushed my fragile heart

🧅 i wanted to be left alone

🧅, 🥁  , 🎸 but it still hurt when you went

🧅, 🎹, 🥁  , 🎸 don’t worry

🎤 over every forgotten dream

🧅, 🎹, 🥁 , 🎸 don’t dwell on

🎤 our old and broken dreams

🧅, 🎹, 🥁 , 🎸 together we can find our shared hopes and overcome our regrets

🧅, 🎤 let’s reconnect every broken story

and take a step towards a life thats ordinary

🧅 i will protect you from the needLes that were trying to hurt us

🧅, 🎤 i wanted to go back to being pretend heroes

even when saying “bye bye” or fake smiling

🧅 and i’ll make sure to tell let you know when i’m 

🎤 crying

🎤 there’s not a moment you dont matter

🎹, 🥁 , 🎸 our love wont dissolve that easily

🎤 dont drift away from me, if i tell you my thoughts 

🎹, 🥁 , 🎸 please tell me your answer

🎤 lets fill the world with our melody

🧅 and i’ll sing anything to see you smiling

🎤 so let’s return together to SEKAI before this ends

🥁 perhaps an easy answer doesn’t exist

we’ll just keep on repeat hiding and hurting so easily

 🎸 i never thought that you didn’t mean anything to me

maybe i was just making sure that i wouldn’t be unNeeded

🧅, 🎹, 🥁 , 🎸 it’s alright

🎤 since I’m all alone

🧅, 🎹, 🥁 , 🎸 it’s okay

🎤 since we’re all alone

🧅, 🎹, 🥁 , 🎸 but we can reignite those stars, can’t we?

🧅, 🎤 , 🎹 let’s reconnect every broken story

and take a step towards a life that's ordinary

🧅 i will protect you from the needLes that are trying to pierce us

🧅, 🎤 , 🎹 i want to pretend to be heroes once more

without saying “bye bye” or fake smiling

🧅 so please, would you tell me when you’re 

🎤 crying

🎤 , 🎹 let’s reconnect every broken story

and take a step towards a life thats ordinary

🧅 i will protect you from the needLes that try to harm us

🧅, 🎤 i wanted to go back to being pretend heroes

even when saying “bye bye” or fake smiling

🧅 and i’ll make sure to tell you when i’m 

🎤 crying

🎤 you will always matter to me

🧅our bond wont break that easily, so 

🎤 don’t drift away, please talk to me

🎹, 🥁 , 🎸 and tell me your answer

🎤 lets fill the world with our melody

🧅 and i’ll sing anything to watch you smile

🎤 and we’ll return together to SEKAI

🎤 (oh, yeah!)

🧅, 🎤 and we’ll never return to SEKAI alone

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[swanmaids]

OOOOH I HAVE SO MANY CHARACTERS FOR THE ASK GAME…SORRY YOU DONT HAVE TO DO ALL OF THEM

-mel (is this allowed ? can i put her here? pleaseeee)

-catelyn 😏

-turin ⚔️

- stannis 🧅

- findis as far as this can be applied to her

- turgon 🫶

YAYYY!!! OK PUTTING THIS UNDER A CUT LOL....

Ruindis

1: sexuality headcanon

Female misogynist bisexual woman. 2: otp

Of course her insane cringe marriage with Curufin, literally can't beat it. Though of course we're right about the Telchar threesome thing too. 3: brotp

Does she have friends? Well, there's Maz from Nogrod- if Curufin can have a bunch of interactions with dwarves to the point of learning khuzdul, so can she. And she and Celegorm are worsties forever. 4: notp

Don't really think she should be inflicted on anyone but Curufin 5: first headcanon that pops into my head

Had her head shaved for Nefarious Deeds in Nargothrond. 7: one way in which I relate to this character

Needs therapy so so bad 8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

She is a walking cringe compilation. Getting disowned by her own son was probably the worst moment. 9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

The most problematic.

Catelyn

1: sexuality headcanon

I doubt she's ever thought about it so I'll say straight for now 2: otp

Mental breakdowns over Nedcat every single day...I found the good sweet heart in Ned... I can't do this I really can't 3: brotp

Brienne! Brienne trying to comfort her when she heard Bran and Rickon were dead was so ;__; 4: notp

PETYR GET AWAY FROM HER DIE JUST DIE 5: first headcanon that pops into my head

I KNOW SHE KISSED THAT SKULL! 6: favorite line from this character

Possibly "I have no sons but Robb" just for the awful nasty dramatic irony of it all. 7: one way in which I relate to this character

I've got red hair too uwu 8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

When people make mean awful posts about her... 9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Somewhere in between.

Turin

1: sexuality headcanon

Bisexual, it's pretty much canon right? 2: otp

His relationship with Beleg makes me want to throw up and claw my eyes....anglachel saying Beleg's name right before he died...I can't do this 3: brotp

Gwindor ;__; I can't think about them for too long because it makes my heart hurt. 4: notp

Androg. 5: first headcanon that pops into my head

Doesn't like having his hair touched by anyone other than Beleg and Nienor. 6: favorite line from this character

"RUN, MOCKER OF WOMEN!" 7: one way in which I relate to this character

his disordered personality 8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

The Brandir killing was pretty bad :skull: 9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

The poorest, soggiest meow meow.

Stannis

1: sexuality headcanon

Deeply repressed gay man. 2: otp

Stavos truther thanks to you <33 3: brotp

Really interested in his weird relationship with Mel...what IS going on there. Oh well love her swag. And Shireen...don't kill Shireen...DON'T KILL!! 4: notp

Selyse and NO HATE ON HER OF COURSE IF SHE HAS TWO FANS THATS US....but they're both too repressed and gay. 5: first headcanon that pops into my head

That line from the sh*w about him contacting healers from all over the place when Shireen first contracted greyscale was actually valid and I accept it. 6: favorite line from this character

PEACH MONOLOGUE 7: one way in which I relate to this character

I'm a teeth grinder and I have permanent jaw pain from doing it lol 8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

would be harder to name something that doesn't. Thinking of that iconic post that just listed all the ways he's an embarrasing flop 9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Problematic fave, but not as problematic as he could be.

Findis

1: sexuality headcanon

Lesbian Findis truthers stand up? *three people stand up* 2: otp

Elemmire! Ok I KNOW Elemmire has pretty much nothing but a name and writing a sad song about the trees but she's an epic woman to me. 3: brotp

Finarfin :') I know she visited him in Tirion after the flight of the Noldor I just know it. Also always here for Indis and her children wholesome content. 5: first headcanon that pops into my head

Actually was ineligible for the throne due to her gender (though I think that's pretty much canon?). A big fan of performing arts, can often be found at the theatre/ ballet or equivalent. 6: favorite line from this character

:/ 7: one way in which I relate to this character

Eldest daughter 9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Has done nothing wrong ever.

Turgon

Here!

[sovereignzofdarkness]

and the thing is, i do usually like more bigger worldbuild-y updates! after all. i am cookie odysseys no.1 defender despite one of the biggest complaints being about how absurdly long it is. something about sugarteara’s worldbuilding just kind of feels... empty? to me? and i feel like it’s probably because (using odyssey as an example bc i literally just brought it up) unlike the republic, a place that had been mentioned before odyssey and hinted at, sugarteara just is kind of like. there?

there was no build up or hint at its existence in seafairys lore whatsoever and so it just feels very dissonant from all the other legendary related locations we’ve KNOWN had been connected to these legendaries for years (moonlight with the city of wizards, mt/wind archer with the city of mt, fire spirit with dragons valley) and just kind of feels randomly inserted into her lore in a way that doesn’t really mix in well w what else we know of her imo. but thats just my onion 🧅

can you explain why you don’t like sugerteara, genuinely curious

this got surprisingly long so tl;dr just not really my thing and i just dont think ovenbreak is good at 'big epic story-esque' updates, as a whole and sugarteara- from the perspective of someone who didnt actively play crob while the actual update was happening- is just the most blatant example of that that comes to mind

first off all i just want to say since people tend to take opinions like this kind of weirdly seriously - i genuienly don't care if other people like sugarteara. there are much worse storylines to be invested in from ovenbreak in particular (stares... at the current update) and while i definitely don't understand the hype behind it, i know it's still one of those ob storylines with some kind of cult following sorrounding them. i don't even dislike mocha ray and lobster either! i'm not largely invested in them at all whatsoever but their designs are nice for sure.

now to why i don't admittedly care for sugarteara; the first reason is very petty in that i just find the breakout map for it plain ugly lol. a lot of the parts for the map feel pretty disjoined and just Bad Looking in their color choices, either that or the obstacles/platforms for the map just seem to contrast very poorly with the background making it look... well... Not Good! i like deep sea aesthetics usually (i mean, i have three seperate fully painted pieces that very much go to show that) but the ovenbreak map just has a very... i guess sick? looking colorscheme to most of its sections that make it really unappealing for me

and for the story itself it's just imo another example of ovenbreak biting off more than it can chew. it's just more blatant to me because i wasn't even actively playing at the time of its release so i don't really have any nostalgia for it; but it sets up a somewhat interesting concept (seafairy once ruled over a city of atlantis-type place but left it (assumedly) to search for the moon) but with a lot of the dialogue just being exposition dump from lobster or mocha it's hard to get invested.

i can only hope kingdom gives it the city of wizards treatment sometime, but as of right now it's just kind of a huge example for me of a general problem OB has with its big worldbuild-y plots. starts out with vaguely interesting ideas, but execution is lackluster and also in general a lot of ovenbreak cutscenes go on for farrr too long and given they're just a lot of text with a fancy slideshow it's personally difficult for an adhd riddled bitch like me to sit thru w out anything like voiceacting or whatnot to break anything up when i'm already not horribly invested LOL

like i don't know. it's just not really my thing! i want it to be because i know a lot of people are ride or die with this update and it does vaguely involve pirate Who I Do Like but i just genuienly think ovenbreak as a whole is better at shorter slice of life-y story type updates as unpopular as that might be of an opinion.

[rainslices]

#bible-study —— talk to me [onionthief/alatusnxmeseos]

felt like writing a text chat between onion and al ! i find it very funny that their chat name is "#bible-study" even tho neither of them study it whatsoever. yes this is a certified christian server what are you talking about

peep it under the cut! 🧅🍞

alatusnxmeseos : onion : onion : @ onionthief

--- onionthief is now online. --- onionthief : What? : What is it now alatusnxmeseos : in class rn onionthief : You'd do better if you pay attention. alatusnxmeseos : naaaww but thats the thing : i cant focus :/ : talk 2 me lul onionthief : No : I'm studying right now. alatusnxmeseos : what are u studying onionthief : Something you wouldn't understand alatusnxmeseos : damn u right onionthief : I haven't even said what it is yet 🔊 [ Linear Algebra. ] alatusnxmeseos : MATH ? UR STUDYING MATH ?? : i havent had math since onionthief : Yeah. : Since-? : Hello : al alatusnxmeseos : WEH SORRY MAN : we're having discussion about the diff sources of conflicts in film onionthief : Hm alatusnxmeseos : ya , i forgot to mention im in film language class rn : theres a lot of them enumerated , and t : theyre pretty interetsing : personally ? my fav source of conflict is 'from the self' : aint no bigger demons than the ones u fight within u innit : v interesting to see how a main character would deal w their inner conflicts dat keep them trapped in their situation wouldnt u agree : but u knw : its more satisfying when an mc learns to accept their flaws and work their life around it : the character feels less downplayed that way : acceptance type beat , u feel ? onionthief : Alright, I can't do this alatusnxmeseos : ? what : um did i say something wrong dude : im sorry onionthief : No, no i mean : Get on call. : I can't read your messages while glossing over my notes simultaneously : I want to hear you talk about it instead. alatusnxmeseos : oh ok sure : haha : dhjsfhksdfhkask onionthief : ? alatusnxmeseos : onion : has anyone ever told u how ur so : is cute the right word : idk bro u say things that dont sound very onionthief-y and it sometimes takes me by surprise lol onionthief : Are you serious... : Nevermind, forget I asked alatusnxmeseos : NO NONO NO OKOK IM GOING IM GOING : SHEESSH : let me just grab water : wait for me ok ? :) onionthief : Just don't take more than a minute. : :bloomSHY: