#but that could change

[mydudejc]

Me a couple years ago: All this talk about feeling erotic desire for the divine is blasphemous!

Me now: I can be in a literal and spiritual erotic relationship with God at any time, girlies

[softsnzstuff]

The pre-period h0rn is starting to come out and I’m nervy for who I’m gonna obsess over this time 😭

[sezja]

I'm not not excited for Dawntrail but like, I'm more excited about female Hrothgar than 99% of the story

The 1% is Wuk Lamat

[audible-smiles]

do you think we’re (in the USA) heading towards karyotyping all kids at birth, to determine the sports team they play on and the bathroom they use at school? because that would be wild; the general public is simply not prepared to learn how common Klinefelter Syndrome is.

[ohihopeicanchangethislater]

The new rule that was decided by the counsel (me and my coworkers) is that whoever has the cooler name gets to keep theirs. If both names are equally cool, both parties can hyphenate. If both names are equally uncool, both parties can combine sections of their names to create a new one (i.e. Jonesmith to replace Jones and Smith). If a cool name cannot be created from existing names, a completely new name (or names, for that matter) can be chosen, as long as it has been mutually agreed upon by the parties entering to marriage.

*by this I mean like using one name for work/business and using the other in your/their personal life or in private

**meaning if your names are AA and BB you'd change them to AB and BA

I'd appreciate it if you'd reblog to get further teach and more results!! 🙏

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[starredforlife]

hello for those planning on voting for kamala harris. could y’all start emailing or calling her specifically to pressure her to stop the genocide. even if you’re a decided voter, mention you are undecided and that this is the issue you would flip on. here I’ll leave a link where you can email

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[thxrgism]

it’s fun having multiple posts be slightly popular at the same time. it’s kinda like those videos where they roll the marbles.

[millidew]

his change in career has captivated me

bonus:

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[meziniart]

Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

[allylikethecat]

see if atkh doesn't end in a happy ending i might need an au of your au

If it makes you feel any better even I don't actually know what the ending is yet 😂 I have at least two different ones mapped out and I'm not entirely sure which path we're going to be taking yet BUT I promise it will be a satisfying ending 😊 I love this version of Fictional!Matty and Fictional!George way too much *not* to give their story closure and a proper send off. They are my precious little babies and they will only have the best things in their fictional lives - even if they have to suffer first to get them lol Thank you so much for reading and for being so supportive! I apologize for being so cryptic! I hope your Friday is going well and that you have a great weekend!

❤️Ally

[girlboyburger]

alright tumblr, here's your homegrown cowgirl C:{

what do you think of her?

[kimdokjas]

though the movie might be cancelled, yuri on ice will live forever in our hearts. thank you yoi fandom, it's been real ♡

[thelittlestspider]

heard my first altercation at the apartments today