#but technically vampire buddies ?? hehe

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What's the most embarrassing thing each of the Bucci gang has done/has had happen to them?

Ok I took WAY too long on this but I loved this question so much and it was so fun coming up with these. Special thanks to my girl @jjadegreen for helping me!!

**This isn’t NSFW but I’d say its teen and up just because of some of the stuff talked about hehe**

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Mista

-Pre-canon Mista was a bit sick one night so Bruno made him stay home while they all went on this one mission

-So naturally he’s like “HELL YEAH HOME ALONE”

-Bruno forgets his wallet and had to come back a little while later to get it and walks in on him wearing the following:

One of Abbacchio’s signature goth dress robe thing

Like 12 of Bruno’s barrettes all sticking to the top of his head

Fugo’s tie

Narancia’s bandana

All while BLASTING K-Pop at full volume in the living room. And our man is INTO IT. This isn’t just some radio coincidence shit, he was SCREAMING the lyrics. He owns the CDs.

-Bucciarati LOSES IT. Mista has never been so mortified in his life and Bruno has never laughed so hard in his life.

-He promises not to tell the rest of the gang but tells him it’s officially blackmail material

-They never speak of it again but at Christmas Mista opens Bruno’s gift and it's a brand new K-pop CD and everyone thinks its just a gag gift but like

-He definitely listens to it later alone in his room

Bucciarati

Bruno Bucciarati does not get drunk for two main reasons:

He blacks out every time

He’s an absolute lightweight

-The last time Bruno got absolutely piss drunk, he was with Abbacchio and it wasn’t even funny. It was just surreal because Bucciarati never lets himself go to such an extent

-For whatever reason Bruno is like “hey I never drink we should go to the bar or something” after a successful mission

-Even though the legal age of drinking is technically 16 in Italy they leave “the kids” home to watch mean girls or some shit

-Mista tags along too because he’s worried Bruno will get drunk and spill about the unfortunate “K-pop incident”

-My man Bruno drank like two beers and was immediately GONE like he got up and got lost in the bar after way too many drinks and ran into a drag Queen with Abbacchio’s hair

-Said drag queen became Bruno Bucciarati’s new drinking buddy

-He stumbles over to the karaoke contest and gets onstage and grabs the shitty bar mic and screams “THIS GOES OUT TO LEONE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MWUA TWO YEARS HONEY~” and Mista is just like 👁👄👁

-Because uhhh they have literally been together for two years but everyone in the gang just thinks its a weird on/off thing because they never talk about it

-He sings dancing queen because its by ABBA and both Leone and Mista are fucking screaming with laughter and Abbacchio is filming the entire goddamn thing

-He buys the entire bar drinks they all love him so much

-Afterwards Leone tries to get them home so he leaves them outside while he takes a piss and when he walks back out THEY ARE GONE.

-Mista thought it would be a perfect time for them to get tattoos because his fucking capo is drunk off his ass and there is no better time

-Mista gets these two giant smoking guns on his back and his ass is in SO MUCH PAIN afterward that he leaves Bruno alone while he’s picking out his tattoo to get ice cream

-When he comes back Bruno has a tattoo ON HIS LEFT FOOT THAT SAYS “Never don’t give up.” The tattoo people tried to correct him but he insisted

-Abba finds them and is just like “jesus god” and takes them all to a hotel because there is no way in hell he’s taking them back home like this

-The next morning Bruno remembers absolutely NOTHING and as the gang admires Mista’s giant tattoo they ask if Bruno got one too and he’s like “god no I’m not that irresponsible”

-As soon as they’re alone Abba’s like “you got one on the bottom of your foot” and you can just see the moment Bucciarati’s soul leaves his body

Fugo

-Ok so if y’all didn’t know Fugo literally canonically wears a thong

-This isn’t sexualizing him (also I am indeed a minor don’t harass me) it's just a fact of life. You do you Fugo.

-So he sneaks out of the house once in a while and goes shopping for them cause our man’s gotta live, you know?

-He pops in the underwear store one day and you wanna know who he fucking passes by in the lingerie section?

-Bruno fucking Bucciarati.

-Which isn’t exactly a surprise considering he’s wearing visible lingerie in his tiddy window outfit but like

-That’s like running into your dad at femboy hooters

-Much to his dismay, the man spots him immediately and there’s just this...awkward silence as Fugo is holding this shopping basket of underwear and Bruno is holding the raunchiest piece of clothing he’s ever seen in his life

-They never talk about it again. Fugo finds a different store.

Abbacchio

-The most mortifying moment Abbacchio can live to remember is the first time he told Bucciarati that he loved him

-Pre-canon, our man is NOT having a vibing time

-He gets absolutely wasted with while Bruno’s at his apartment

-He’s the most miserable drunk, so he’s just fucking sobbing and Bucci is sitting there trying to console him and Abbacchio just looks up at him with tears streaking down his face and says “I’m in love with you” and the look on Bruno’s face just makes him feel even more miserable

-The entire night he keeps blubbering about how much he loves him and how much he means to him and how beautiful he is and the entire time Bruno is doing that thing where he tries to cover his face with his hand because our man is mega FLUSTERED up in here

-When he wakes up he remembers EVERYTHING and he wished he didn’t because then maybe he would be able to say that he didn’t mean it

-Bruno is surprisingly just like “Did you really mean it?” and he can’t lie so he just tells the truth and he’s just nonchalantly like “me too”

-Bruno thinks it’ll be a nice wedding story and Abbacchio no longer wants to live on this planet

Narancia

-Mista and Narancia are vibing in the living room one night and Nara tells Mista to grab his gameboy from upstairs

-He says its under his pillow (or else Bruno will take it away every night hehe)

-But you wanna know what else is under Narancia’s pillow? His Diary. No, it’s not a journal or just a blank book, Mista finds a book titled DIARY.

-And the shit in there is priceless.

“Bucciarati is sooo cool. I tried cutting my hair like his, but it didn’t really work. I think I gotta wear this hat for the next couple weeks. Shit. Fuck. If someone takes it off, I’m so fucked.”

“I clogged up the toilet yesterday and was too scared to tell Abba, so I just flushed it again but then the water wouldn’t stop flooding everywhere so I used Aerosmith to explode the toilet and told Abba that it was a stand attack. He believed me. If ANYONE ever finds out, I’m dead.”

“HOLY SHIT. I swallowed a tide pod yesterday and freaked out so I made Giorno turn it into a grape in my stomach with his stand. I almost DIED. But I didn’t so I’m over it. If Giorno ever tells anyone, I’ll kill him.”

-Narancia realizes about ten minutes after Mista left that HOLY SHIT HIS DIARY

-he finds Mista three quarters way through it and gives him $50 not to tell anyone about it.

-The shame never leaves, though

Trish

-Jade gave me a cute headcanon that Trish’s mom was still only teaching her how to properly put on makeup before she died (it's not like there was youtube or anything to teach her either) so our girl Trish only knows the basics

-She puts on lip gloss and blush and mascara and stuff but she’s never even TOUCHED eyeliner and rarely puts on eyeshadow. She doesn’t even wear concealer most of the time (she honestly doesn’t even need to, her skin is baby soft smooth)

-So long story short she kind of misses her mom and remembers how her mom was going to teach her a smokey eye before she died and is determined to teach it to herself now

-So she pulls a little heist and snatches some of Abbacchio’s makeup while they’re all out doing stuff

-She was not prepared for how heavy this shit was. She was used to the lighter, more natural stuff but Abba’s makeup is EXTREME.

-All of his stuff is waterproof so it doesn’t wash off while he’s crying at 3am and it’s just this—dark, heavy stuff.

-She actually hasn’t used a thick, real tube of lipstick before, only those little gloss tubes with the stick because she has smaller lips so when she crouches over with a small makeup mirror in fear of anyone somehow walking in on her and smears Abbacchio’s thick, dark purple lipstick on her lips, she knew she was absolutely fucked. She has no idea how to do this shit, especially not with dark, heavy goth makeup

-The smokey eye does not work. It’s just smeared eyeshadow EVERYWHERE, it looks like she has two giant, awful, black eyes and her first attempt at eyeliner was just—unspeakably horrible

-She has no idea where to start so she just puts on way too much of absolutely everything and immediately regrets it the moment she looks at herself in the bathroom mirror

-Abba comes home early and immediately realizes that some of his makeup is gone and he knows it has to be Trish

-He walks upstairs to confront her but just hears loud, ugly sobbing coming from her room and bursts in only to find her desperately trying to wipe off layers of caked-on water-proof makeup and absolutely failing

-The two of them spend all night taking it off all while Trish is still crying teary apologies to him

-To add in some wholesome Dadbacchio, he teaches her how to properly put everything on the next day <3

Giorno

-Some people forget that as a 15 year old, Giorno sometimes has absolutely no impulse control

-So when Polnareff tells him that he’s the spitting image of his evil, murderous, vampire dad he’s immediately like “haha well I’m gonna go dye my hair now”

-Everyone had something to do that day/night so Giorno waltzes over to the nearest drug store and grabs one of those at-home dying kits (he got dark green cause he thought it would look cool with his new outfit)

-He gets home and has absolutely no idea what he’s doing so he just thinks it’ll work out somehow

-Soooo yeah he does NOT put it in properly at all, he just kind of takes the shit and slathers it all over his hair and doesn’t do his roots and doesn’t put it up and leaves it dripping down his back and stuff and his stupid ass FALLS ASLEEP with the hair dye in

-He wakes up and the sheets are this really awful light green colour but he doesn’t pay any mind to it

-He looks in the mirror and from the front it actually looks good and he gets all excited and decides to wash it out

-When he gets out of the shower it’s this awful disgusting light light ugly green and he almost cries. Almost.

-It looks like someone dunked him in that Nickelodeon slime and he looks at the package and it says the dye will stay in for at least 3 weeks and there aRE TEARY EYES

-He spends the next hour in the shower trying to wash it out. It does not wash out.

-Utterly defeated with his hair matted and donuts practically falling apart, he stumbles over to his room and tries to wash the sheets covered in slime-coloured hair dye which *surprise!!!* doesn’t wash out either!

-He must dispose of the evidence, but of COURSE they’re out of garbage bags so he shoves all the dye kit stuff and the sheets into a mafia body bag and chucks it by the garbage can outside without a single thought

-Which he SHOULD have had a single thought about it, because when they get home and Narancia spots the body bag he’s like “holy shit guys I think Giorno killed someone while we were out”

-So they all panically pop into the house and cautiously try to find Giorno. Fugo finally finds him pacing around his room in the dark and when he flicks on the lights HO-LY SHIT.

-Fugo obviously bursts out into laughter and Bruno books it up the stairs and also starts cackling and Narancia is like “OH MY GOD YOU KILLED SOMEONE LOOKING LIKE THAT?!” and Giorno has to explain to them that the body bag is filled with stained bedsheets (much to his embarrassment)

-Abbacchio takes so many pictures and Giorno is having a nervous breakdown because he cannot live with his hair looking like this

-Bruno makes Abba fix it the next morning and he loves every second of Giorno’s mortification

-The pictures Abbacchio took of that night are framed next to the pictures of Bruno’s wasted karaoke night in his room

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Thank you for the ask, anon!! I’m absolutely exhausted now haha so I’ll scroll through the rest of the asks when I wake up!!

[jennystahl]

idr if you've mentioned this, if so--sorry!! but i'm curious!!! how do the other clans view althea & her role? 👀 what does she make of all them? i love her entire vibe.... like a lot ppl think they know her but they really don't!!

hey omg thank you 😳😳 i don’t think i have but even if i did i’ll say that shit again!! i’ll talk about specific people ig… bullet points bc i think people prefer to read those (i know i do)

this is going to be long. sorry. also incoherent

when she rolls up on the scene to begin with she’s technically with the camarilla, since her sire is (before he goes into torpor hehe) (though… he had been having some anti-camarilla Thoughts lately and that def lent itself to her blood… not being an anarch in particular but having reservations about being loyal to a faction). the problem here is that she’s mostly working with lacroix and… everyone else in the camarilla thinks he’s dumb as hell… 

(the main thing to know about althea is that she’s loyal to people, not things or ideas, and those people number… 2-3. lacroix, her best friend [and anarch lol] gwen, and Kind Of the fledgling isabel)

strauss for example. strauss is one of the only kindred althea meets in l.a. that she genuinely wants to like/tries to interact with, and as a camarilla member he thinks she’s extremely powerful and has a lot of potential BUT he kind of can tell that she really is Not in it for the long haul. she’s fascinated by tremere and deep down wishes strauss were her dad LOL but he doesn’t want much to do with her since by the end he takes the reins of the camarilla in l.a. and she leaves with lacroix. strauss is like [i knew it]

the nosferatu… they’re kind of camarilla. a little. she thinks they’re disgusting and doesn’t generally like interacting with them and they feel the same way. imalia hates her ass (althea was a socialite before and sometimes-model so imalia is ANGRY that althea got to become a ventrue but hey… maybe u shouldn’t have been so vain sis). gary golden doesn’t know What to think tbh… he doesn’t like her on principle mostly but he isn’t invested in what she does… but he most likely knows that she’s being a snake and he just chuckles to himself about it.

therese is weary of her because here comes this random ventrue who just got turned a few months ago, suddenly the prince’s right hand man, so she thinks she’s kind of… dangerous?? especially after her sire Mysteriously Disappears it’s all a bit too fishy for miss voerman… and that’s WITHOUT even knowing about althea slipping info to the anarchs whoops… in due time therese would’ve found something to do with her i’m sure, since she thought she was an ally of the camarilla. too bad althea leaves with lacroix when he gets exiled and the camarilla dies in l.a. not long after ✌️

the anarchs………… whew. they all start hating her on principle because they hear about her being buddy buddy with the prince but after her best friend gwen becomes an anarch, she gives her some information from time to time… at its core the reason althea does this is because of her loyalty to gwen and her desire to keep lacroix from fucking up TOO badly. like the entire 11 days the game takes place over is just althea scrambling to tie things up and make sure the sarcophagus doesn’t actually make him go full-crazy (and she doesn’t even know about the c4 in it LOL she just doesn’t want him to do dumb shit cause she went and got attached to his dumb ass [in a friend way still at this point thoe.])

like when lacroix calls a blood hunt on nines, althea has the fledgling bring gwen a note (in code… duh) that tells her what’s happening so nines can get the fuck out of there. because if nines really did get killed and it was lacroix’s fault… well… they would NOT have let him be exiled at the end (in my timeline……. i know they probably wouldn’t anyway since he dies in canon in all the endings but i don’t care…. #notmycanon)

so nines is like 🤔 because he obviously still dislikes her for being lacroix’s friend but he knows that gwen (gwen/nines becomes a thing as well. for the record. she’s not my oc she’s @hanjumiin‘s but) is her friend so he doesn’t want to discredit her entirely. because she obviously is Not a camarilla bootlicker. so there’s mostly a tense respect between nines and althea since she did Kinda help him out with the blood hunt business

isaac abrams thinks shes just another ventrue camarilla young vampire trying to get power. he’s dead wrong but they honestly never interact the entire 8ish months she’s living as a kindred in l.a….. the only time they do is when he lets her in to hollywood to tell gwen that she’s leaving with lacroix. so he thinks she’s just some lackey mostly for the jester prince clown man

and the last man who is relevant…….. beckett. he’s the second kindred in l.a. (and the last of two the other being strauss LOL) that althea vibes with to some degree but he tolerates her more than strauss does. they get along… at first obviously hes like ok camarilla whatever but she actually like. wants to talk to him because Intellectualism and then he sees that shes not really wholly loyal to any of the factions so he’s like… i see….. #relatable. they have intelligent conversations but theyre not like. best pals… althea mostly just thinks vampire lore is sexy. she wants to know about it and beckett can teach her. she would have told him goodbye if he didn’t disappear before the end lol

so the general consensus is. 1. Suspicion on why she’s here and what she wants 2. Threatened because she’s unusually powerful

[swingxilly]

At least she has food!! Thats better than nothing. Maybe shes too tired to even notice its bad

Im Carmilla. I also wouldn't mind. Omg did she do a sourdough starter

Oh god, people trying to come in even tho its closed are the worst

Adara is the hero we need but dont have

Omg buddy. Most vampires do a Crowley. THE VIDEO WASNT EVEN OUT YET THO.

Célestin is doing things right. Hes smart and thinks ahead. Aw, hes visiting Gwen :D Btw, my current house is going to be inspired by Gwen vibes. The best vibes. Im talking about AC I should probably clarify. If Célestin were real id send him this:

Like. All the time. / Célestin ALWAYS makes the best of any situation. Bc he exists.

But who... Who delivers the letters? 🤔

Claude. A king...... Hehe

Im too lazy to cut this picture

Valère is ME. ALTHOUGH hes technically more my mom. Bc she also has a shitty boss. Valère, can I hire you to get rid of the guy?

How do your OCs deal with the whole... situation rn? Like quarantine stuff

Amalia: She's a doctor, so full duty for her. Her day consists of caring for the people of the village, educating everyone to act appropriate (meaning isolating and follow hygiene guidelines). If she isn't right now doing that, she's examining the symptoms etc, theoretical stuff in her small house. She's sad she can't be with Carmilla, because she doesn't want to give a bad example to the village people and is too busy (Carmilla is immune and also can't infect others). Whenever she sees two people on the street giving hands, her exhaust vanishes and her anger awakes. When she comes back at night, there's always a basket with food and a letter with encouraging messages from Carmilla. The good is terrible, but Amalia doesn't mind.

Carmilla: bored. When she goes out she rarely talks with others and usually only goes to the places with bot many people, so not much changed. She actually doesn't mind at all not seeing anyone or not being spoken to by the people of the village. But she does misses Amalia and it pulls her mood down. But she knows Amalia is busy and the work does ia important. To give her girlfriend a little joy and help her out a little, she picked up cooking and baking and always puts a basket in her house with a letter. She's not particularly good yet, but she tries.

Rebecca: hasn't seen so many people buying lucky charms and requesting future tellings in a while. It's good for her business so she doesn't mind, but when she sees people wanting to spend their last money on her services, it does concern her. So she gives them to them for free. For the most part she's happy about the quiet time during isolation. Though some people still try to come in, even though her shop is closed.

Adara: she has seen some pandemics in her life. Sends all her employees to stay at home, even the ones who aren't effected by human diseases, and gives them money for food and rent etc. Only the ones necessary for obtaining information continue their work, but are out of risk from human disease. She's pretty rich and donates lots of it to medical workers and keeps the orphanage going with some extra medical care. Only thing bothering her, there isn't much going on. Everything is laid still and not even the new information is much of interest. She invites some non-human folks more often and has her ways of entertaining herself, but the atmosphere is not quite the same. Though she isn't to keen on what comes afterwards. She still remembers the horrific consequences of the black death.

Dahlia: They don't notice that much different in their close environment, because they are vampires. Dahlia mainly notices the changes from others complaining that blood doesn't taste good currently, people betting whether there will be another witch hunt or not caused by this and work being slower. Most vampires just sleep through that time or leave the country in hopes to find healthy people with healthy blood somewhere else. On the one hand Dahlia isn't too unhappy not having to do much work for the court, on the other hand their work doesn't really stop, because they are examining weaknesses of the court and there's always a risk doing that.

Célestin: he made sure to be with Enzio when quarantine begins, so he could quarantine with him in his home. He sometimes visits Gwen to check on her, since he couldn't get infected. He's pretty much in good spirits surprisingly. He sometimes misses life in the city and with others and performing on stage before a large audience. Though he complains about this then and again, acting very melodramatic about it, he's mostly in good spirits considering the situation. Enzio cheers him up whenever he's upset and vice versa. Célestin pretty much makes the best of the situation. He may not be able to life his regular life, but he can spend more time with his boyfriend and his best friend. Since he won't leave the village for now and Enzio isn't as busy anymore.

Enzio: he doesn't mind quarantine and isolation that much. It's nice being at home and working on stuff he hasn't had much time to do yet. He's able to spend the time writing new compositions, playing the violin more often and continuing some books. Though he mostly gets distracted by Célestin. But Enzio is glad to have him there regardless. Being alone for weeks and maybe months would weigh down on anyone and he's worried for his father, who's still on a pilgrimage. Enzio writes him as often as possible.

Claude: doesn't care much. The disease doesn't effect him nor do the consequences. He's living away from humans and wouldn't want it another way. His life pretty much continues as normal. He only noticed everything has become much quieter.

Valère: technically not having to go to work, staying at home and not having to see people everyday would be the ideal dream of him. Perhaps sleeping through the time of disease or seeing his loved ones more often. But he has to work regardless and go outside. He wouldn't have thought doing his "job" would be possible, since people will be already busy with survival and keeping their things together, they get much more emotional. Valère thought Arsène would simply sleep the time off like most do. But he doesn't for reasons Valère doesn't comprehend.