#but still less annoying than using my keyboard at the moment 😩

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CC questionnaire!! :3

What's your favorite color?

When did you find out you were one of the fruits in the fruit cup aka when did you find out you were gay?

Favorite creator? Can be any kind.

Favorite song(s)?

Longest fic you've read and longest fic you've written?

Which anon interests you the most?

Favorite animal?

Favorite food?

Have a good day?

Bows for barb (silly edition :p)

Oh my a whole slew of questions. Okay here I go. I’m getting a real work out for my thumbs this evening.

What's your favorite color?

I have been asked this multiple times on this blog and I’m always like ?? Why do people wanna know my favorite color out of the blue? But I don’t mind answering of course I just think it’s funny.

My favorite color is yellow. Then I have a handful of secondary favorite colors which are purple, teal, & green. There is a lot I could say about my color preferences but this is the short answer lol.

When did you find out you were one of the fruits in the fruit cup aka when did you find out you were gay?

Hmm. This is kind of a complicated story, so I’ll give you the quick version. I was aware of it when I was around 18. But for various reasons, I was in denial for a long time. So I didn’t actually come out to anyone until I was 30. And even now I’m not really out to most people but that’s more about me not feeling the need to inform them? Like I’m not trying to hide it, but I told the people I wanted to tell and I don’t care if everybody else knows lol. If they can’t figure it out on their own they are blind. (The exception is my sister. I do want her to know but I also know she won’t like it, so I’ve been putting off telling her.)

Favorite creator? Can be any kind.

I don’t really have a favorite? If we’re talking in fandom, it’s definitely all of my lovely friends who write and draw and amaze me with their skills constantly. But if we’re talking outside of fandom I don’t think I have a fave. I like a lot of different stuff, so my favorite changes all the time.

Favorite song(s)?

Impossible to choose a favorite song of all time, but currently I’ve been listening to way too much Hozier. The whole Unreal Unearth album is so good but I’ve been obsessed with “Unknown/Nth” and “Butchered Tongue.”

Longest fic you've read and longest fic you've written?

Longest I’ve read?? I have no idea. I’ve read multichapter fics that had to have been crazy long but I haven’t really kept track of them. The longest fic I’ve written is Unchained if an OC AU counts. Otherwise it’s The Threads That Bind.

Which anon interests you the most?

Oh I’m interested in all my anons equally! Though I do wonder about those I haven’t heard from in a while. I hope they’re doing okay!

Favorite animal?

Do mythological animals count? Because if so, dragons and unicorns. If not, then I have always loved tigers and polar bears. Oh and pandas.

Favorite food?

Sushi!

Have a good day?

Are you wishing me a good day or asking if I had a good day? LOL my day was pretty normal.

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hiyaaa sjdjdjf dont mind me keeping requesting for the doa, i really like them and your headcanons <3

I'd like to request platonic headcanons for nikolai, fyodor, and sigma like interacting with/reacting to learning that nikolai had a kid sister (the reader)

Notes:heyy! :D It’s okey, i love writing requests for the doa! Anyway.. i founded this request so cute!💙 Oh and sorry if i’m late, I had to post your request last night but then came the bsd trailer and I couldn’t resist the temptation to watch it and make me simp about the fact that Nikolai was finally animated!😥i mean, NIKOLAI IS SO GOD DAMN FINE. 😩🙏

TW/CONTENT: sfw, fem!reader, Fyodor and Sigma interacting with the reader as nikolai young sister, platonic ‘relationship’

Sigma

at first he was quite surprised that Nikolai could have a younger sister

If it wasn’t for Nikolai talking about you all the time, he probably wouldn’t have even suspected he had a little sister

The first time you met was a bit..particular:Nikolai had a night mission with Fyodor and just didn’t want to leave you home alone. God forbid anything bad ever happens to you... or you mess something or someone up, without him. I believe in Nikolai and his little sister creating problems together supremacy

Now a quiz! Guess who was the only reliable person Nikolai could trust at that moment to leave his lovely little sister in his hands? That’s right! Sigma.

At first Sigma was not inclined to babysit you but in one way or another Nikolai convinced him

One has to admit that at first there was embarrassment, Sigma is not very good with children.

'I am the menager of a major casino, not a babysitter! I swear as soon as I see Nikolai- '

".... Oh- hem-...  Do you want cookies?." That was the first sentence he said to you after a strangely awkward moments of silence.

The situation is improving little by little. Go from monosyllabic answers to answers with whole sentences, laughter, and a few lines.

You spent the night getting Sigma to teach you how to play cards and to hear stories from Sigma about his, Nikolai’s and Fyodor’s missions.

As soon as you fell asleep sigma’s heart melted, you were so pretty!!

He can’t believe that a lovely little girl like you is related to an annoying, crazy guy like Nikolai

Once the mission ended, of course, Nikolai came back to pick you up early in the morning. You were still sleeping, so he used his cape as a blanket and picked you up

Sigma was kind of sad to let you go and not even say goodbye

"As soon as she wakes up, tell her I said hello, okey?"

Since that morning, he’s offered to babysit you every time Nikolai had a night mission to do.

Let’s also say that, after that night, you also started winning several times when you and your brother played cards

Fyodor

This man is always informed, so he would probably already know about you before Nikolai even told him about you

Every once in a while, he would ask of you just to start a conversation with Kolia: "So, how is your little sister?" Thanks to Nikolai’s gab, he found out things about you that he wasn’t even interested in knowing truthfully, but hey, better more information than less

He never planned to meet you but ops! one day Nikolai had urgent things to do and Fyodor was the only one available, even if against his initial will, to take care of you:

"Hey Dos-kun! Listen, I have an urgent duty, can you watch my little sister while I’m gone?"

"Nikolai, I don’t have t-"

"Thank you, I knew I could count on you Dos-kun!! take care of Y/N byeee!"

And that’s how you were left alone with Fyodor.

At the beginning there was an unnerving silence, the only noise that was heard was that of Fyodor’s fingers writing on the computer keyboard

At first you were silent, without making any noise, after all Fyodor can have a threatening aura from time to time.

After a while, however, you remembered that he was your brother’s dearest friend, your young infant brain thought to make friends with him

You started asking them questions with a fairly confident voice

Fyodor was a little surprised, usually children are afraid of him, why with you is different? but then he remembered that after all you’re related to Nikolai

After starting a decent conversation with you he realized that he would not be able to continue his work if you kept talking to him, so he decided to put the pc aside for a moment

He was strangely happy that a child is not afraid of him

He was surprised when after he smiled at you, you smiled back and didn’t cry or tremble with fear

When you started asking questions about his work, however, he had to stop you, better that a child does not know these things: "I will tell you when you are older mh?"

When you asked him about his bookstore and what kind of books they were, he was more than happy to explain it to you.

You spent the rest of your time with him reading you a book while you listened to him with admiration and attention. (childhood crush??🤔)

But then your brother came back for you

You were sad, at least you wanted Fyodor to finish reading the story!

Unfortunately, Nikolai said that he was so tired and that you had to go home.

You took Nikolai’s hand as you walked away from Fyodor "Bye-bye." You greeted him with a sad tone of voice

"Ow sunshine, so you make me feel guilty though!" Nikolai said to you being a drama queen.

"Don’t worry, Nikolai, I’ll finish reading the story next time we meet," Fyodor replied

'next time'? so there will be a next time!! You were so happy to hear those words!

You turned to Fyodor: "S-so, are we friends now Mr. Dostoevskij?"

"Of course we are malýshka, and please call me Fyodor." He answered, crouching at your height and stroking your head

Aw, you were so happy and adorable in that moment, even Fyodor’s heart could have melted!😭

Nikolai in all this was amazed at how the situation had evolved between the two of you- it almost seemed that you 'loved' Fyodor more than him:

"i’m sorry Dos-kun but she’s my sister.😁💢"

"I know, I was just waving"

"Then can you try not to steal her from me? You know, I could commit a homicide-"

"Nikolai! not in front of the child."

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ That's it! i hope you liked it!💙💙

sooo,i made a pt.2 of this! here 💙