#but stILL ITS FINE CUZ LOOK AT HIM. I DONT GIVE A SHIT. im satisfied.

[pepperpixel]

Just saw the rf5 bachelors today.... and I just have to say... thank u rf5 devs...... thank u... thank u so much... ;-; This shit is based as hell look at these dudes I'm LIVING.

[the-acid-pear]

Tumblr refuses to let me reblog the post again, so this is the second part of me reading the second btg book! ☺️

Still Chapter 211

Son on son violence

Chapter 212

This dude pretty cute ngl

Shit, rip

AAWW HIGH 5 🥺🥺

It's almost like they are a regular father and son 😭🥺💔

Chapter 213

Look how thigh those shirts are hehehoho 🥴

OYXITSITDITDLTD

Ooooh there goes my man Jyaku ready to kick some ASS

🥺😭💞

Baki really just forgot his mom eh, thought you were getting stronger for HER smh

Oh Jyaku vs Retsu? Nvm Jyaku i can only hope Retsu is nice w you

I like how most are like, confused over who to cheer for lmao

I know he won't make it but I'm cheering for Jyaku btw i like him more <33

Chapter 214

Love that title, can't believe Jyaku is gonna ask Retsu out 😍 /j

He really is just honest Igari

I love that he apologizes

Chapter 215

OJFOYDITDISTOTDG

HIS FACEEE THIS FUCKING CLOWN 😭😭😭

THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING FUNNY

Chapter 216

Burgir

GHZJDUDDRHD THEY ARE SOOO MAD

That smile so cute...

Jyaku is a king

Love it when Retsu throws that pose, though y'all know why

HDGSSGSGF you are coming to Japan wether you like it or not 🔫

Chapter 217

Finally Jyaku got serious too

WITH HIS TOES 😭

King is just obsessed i luv him

HEHE HAIRY LEGS

It does seem like Jyaku is trynna confess his love jfnshdshdf

Chapter 218

I remember i almost laugh cry with my dad when we saw this

His damn beard... 💔

THE HAND OF THE TRAITOR

He has a good point

They be calling my man Jyaku a masochist noooo yfjdhdgs

Chapter 219

Okay seems kinda into it <:/

Old man? He doesn't look that old Baki :/

That was so smart 🥺

Chapter 220

Retsu calm down please you are gonna break his back

Oh my god Retsu, oh my god.

He did apologize at least

Chapter 221

Damn dude be a little more gentle with him

Oh, get was picking him up, okay

FR FR

🥺🥺🥺

FARHDHDYFTH THE KINGGG

Chapter 222

I love how everyone completed him (except Yujiro but not surprising), these warriors are such a good team

I want to eat an apple too now

That was fast

I got distracted watching a vsauce react video sorry

Okay I'm glad a comment actually mentioned Sik

Chapter 223

Had to take a uh idk 5 hour break bc lights went out :/

Feet be fuming lmao

Ohhh that's a cool analysis

Chapter 224

What a good punch

That "please",,,

Poor Li man, having to see his brother DIE /j

No, Viêt Long, i have not been hit by a truck before.

Chapter 225

It's so funny how Jyaku lost bc he fought a main charac and only those win

Sad day for the Chinese citizens

Mf got tits in his back

This is gonna be so goodddd

Chapter 226

Look at the size of his tits, the slut

INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER POSE WOOO

These two are cool fighters

Chapter 227

Old man showing skin

His smile is so fucked up lmao

Chapter 228

Baki what the FUCK are you wearing?

I just remembered when Hana did a flip, that was so good

Retsu babey 🥺

I love how confused Yujiro looks

Chapter 229

Hey, i recognize that name...

Kaku just too op

Yujiro you are gonna pop your testicles if you do that with your leg

Chapter 230

God that's such a good threat

Love Retsu's confusion

Damn bitch you saying we gotta keep up w this whore cuz you were too slow? Ffs Kaku 😢

I love when you can tell someone is still hanging around just quietly by seeing their response in a comment

Chapter 231

God this just feels so good, to see Yujiro actually scared 😍

YOOO THAT'S POG

Chapter 232

I wanna finish this book and start the next one grrr

This fight is so satisfying

That last bit is so cringe but whatever that's okay

Fight so controversial comments were deactivated

Chapter 233

Itagaki hincha de boquita el más grande? 😳 /j

Okay yeah it IS just rude

Hohoooo shit getting nice

Chapter 234

This asshole lmao

Yuji-chan really went "how many times do i have to teach you this lesson, old man?!"

Mfs be doing Jojo references in the comments lol

Chapter 235

GTFO WITH THAT LOGIC RETSU IM SORRY CHINA IS LOSING BUT GET LOSTTTT AJSGAJGS

Ffs Kaku you are doomed 😢💔

Yujiro so strong my mouse disconnected

Chapter 236

Abs in his back...

Crying and shaking that is NOT true

DON'T FEED HIS EGO, KAKU

LIONS CAN BE KILLED BY TIGERS TOO!!!!

I thought Yujiro was bleeding for a second there smh

Chapter 237

OKAY YEAH IT IS HIS BLOOD ITS COMING OUT OF HIS NOSE ITS NOT MUCH BUT HE BLED

THE HEAD APPLAUSE

HE'S SO UPSET LMAOOO

Yujiro surprised is good shit

GSJDUFTHSTD

KAKU YOU LEGEND LMAO

Kaku has boyboss energy

Chapter 239

This cover almost gives me a stroke

I love how they all just shat their pants

These minor Chinese characters were so good tbh, sadly i don't think they will ever return

Don't worry Retsu, we the viewers have seen a man revive before

King i don't think any of us understands

It really is

CAN MEN IN THIS FRANCHISE JUST OPEN BOTTLES REGULARLY?!

Oh my god i though Yujiro was sitting on the air for a second i almost cry 😭

Coca cola must have paid Itagaki /j

Chapter 240

Oh so the Kaioh part takes the name, not the surname

...is Yujiro wearing a floral shirt? 😭

I LOVE THAT ENDING SO MUCH 🥺😭

Jyaku has his eyes fixated on Retsu eh, proud of having him come to Japan lmao

Chapter 241

HORRIBLE fit Baki

CHILDHOOD SAGA PART 2? 😰

Jk though i do miss Yuri 🥺

Oh hey Jr

You gonna fuck his girl, bro?

Chapter 242

So straight forward lmao

I'm starting to appreciate Baki's feminist ass every day even more

AAAA GRANDPAAA 🥺🥺💞

This page didn't allow me to call two mfs virgins smh, 1984

Chapter 243

Grandpa they shrunk you

Chapter 244

Kings idc about this

Okay true but also he's 70 dude pls... Though idk if this guy will go thru worse than Jack lmao

Such a nice lad

Chapter 245

Baki being such a feminist icon is so meaningful considering how his parents were,,,

MY MAN IS BACKKK AND AS DAPPER AS EVER

Doppo he's called Ali Jr how are you surprised?

OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED HIS EYE PATCH HAS A PATTERN THAT'S SO COOL 🥺🥺😢💞

These men love throwing their glasses eh

Chapter 246

If only Igari and Toba had done this lol

OKAY THATS COOL I LIKE THAT

Me lo re devaluaron a mí pelado eh

HEHE OOOOH NICE 😳

Scenes that give me a boner

CHU...

Such a good callback...

Chapter 247

My man got serious, sweet

Doppo has been trying out his luck a bit too much like he's been betting with his life an uncomfortable lot like king do you need to talk? Are you okay? First asking Gouki to kill him now this like, is everything alright Doppo?

YEAH A BIT FUCKED UP TO THINK ABOUT

I love that blocking technique

OSHWOWHIWWH "gay ass Orochi, out of option so he touching dick" SHUT UPPP 😭😭💀

I really wish he got kicked in the nuts again see if he's still using his technique

Chapter 248

Poor guys thought he was bout to get murdered

A kiss? 😏 /j

When i saw this in the anime i actually thought Orochi was going to die, i was gonna get sooo angry

Chapter 249

What a way to cockblock em

Feminist icon

Jack is that the only sweater you own?

Chapter 250

I have been thinking of that scene of him eating the whole steak a lot

Jr like 🥺

Imagine being stupid enough to tease Jack like, i get he defeated two masters but they are NOTHING compared to this monster

Imagine jack just smoked some weed right there lmao

Jack needs to bite people more

Chapter 251

My shitty ass son gave me parkinson's

Jack that's not how human anatomy works what the fuck did Kureha do to your body spine?

Chapter 252

DAMN JR WHAT A FAT ASS

Looked like Jack was going for a handful

Those techniques must fuck your neck up so bad

Okay Jack you are going a bit far now don't cha think?

Chapter 253

You are tempting your luck sunny boy

Look at that, you pissed him off!

You cannot just know out jack hanma bro

HHH

This was so stupid yet, unironically, iconic

Chapter 254

Bruh i thought it said Pog 😭, ain't manslaughter poggers Mr Hanma?

OKAY THANKS JACK

Such a simp he downed that coffee cup

Grandpa put here cockblocking

Chapter 255

"no he didn't >:/"

These two masters are a pair of fucking idiots like understand this i love my grandpa and i love my man but mfs have to take the L for this one time sksgwjgshgw

Gouki bro my senses gonna shut down if you put your sucks against the dirt again OUGH sensory hell 😭

FOR FUCKING REAL JR

STOP ENABLING THE OLD MAN!! WKSGKSGSJSHDD for once I'm on Viêt's side 😭

Chapter 256

Hoho Gouki out here getting a panty shot 😳

Grandpa i love you but this was unnecessary

Chapter 257

Kozue should wear a Korn tshirt

GET HIS ASS KOZUE

OWHWLWGISGSJWG 😭😭 MF JUST STANDING THERE LIKE A FREAK I LOVE HIM BUT I HATE HIM SM!!!

Love how consistently round his hands are, king got no knuckles

HEY DONT CALL MY MAN A FREAK KOZUE

King hasn't changed his clothes ever since i see

His shoes look so nice...

OKAY OKAY HE HAS A POINT AT LEAST, HE AT LEAST ACCEPTED HE LOST BUT HE'S STILL BUTTHURT FROM IT SKSGAJGS BUT HE ADMITS IT!!

Doppo i love you but shut UPPP you lost get over it!! You are just going for the rematch bc you have the higher ground against a injured guy!!! Like Shibukawa didn't have time but you were already getting serious!! Hhhgrrrrrr doppo i love you but I'm going to bark

Hehe nvm he still hella fine... keep talking king 🥴

This was so mean of him sjsgwjwg

Chapter 258

Low-key starting to believe these two mfs plotted against Jr sjshsj

THAT FACE AKSGWJGS just 😐

If i didn't know you would get your ass handed in a plate i would be a lil mad he's planning on being that savage

He has been thru worse, sunny boy

Niceee

Tbh. I don't care anymore. Doppo is in the wrong, but GOD I'm a simp and i love seeing him fight 😍😍🥴

Yeah a comment mentioned it, we all were on Jr side until he threatened to kill Doppo Orochi like, even if not everyone here is as horny as me we all like an og fella

I also love how the prisoners really changed them all, the scars (both physical and mental) those 5 left will be remembered lol

[critterreads]

Brian and Critter convo's

This is just a bunch of convo's that just make this one massive shitpost, Enjoy ;)

_

Me, whenever Brian says anything gay: Are you sure you're straight?

-

Me, giving Brian food in the middle of a recording session: Here is your food, asshat.

"Im in the middle of something."

"You've been in middle of something for the past 3 hours, eat, please."

"I'll cook me'self something when I'm done recording."

"We both know you cant cook for shit. .... Also hello Internet, and bye."

"YOU CANT JUST DO THAT SHIT, GET BACK HERE YOU BITCH!"

the others are probably laughing at the convo

-

Me: I need death.

Brian: YOU ARE DEATH!

-

At the hotel for the convention that we all find out about each other. Brian and me got paired with one of the normal boys (Anthony, Marcel, Lui, Luke or Del [if he did]). We arrived first.

"You two are sharing a bed and I'll sleep on the couch."

"Ok, but why?"

"Well, one is that two to one when it comes to genders occupying this room. Two, I rather have the couch than a big bed and three, we both know how gay you're gonna be as soon as they get here."

"... Fair poi- WAIT, FUCK YOU!"

"Ik you mean fuck whoever is staying here."

"You're a lil' bitch."

"And you're obviously gay."

-

Me: makes a catholic joke

Brian: looks at me with a slight grin "Did you- really?"

"It's not like you're actually Catholic."

"You do have a point."

-

"Hey Brian, wanna go get Starbucks?"

his eyes widened "Did you say Starbucks?"

on our way back

"You're a Basic White Bitch."

"I know." sips his venti carmel blended latte

"That's not even the good shit too."

"Just cuz you fockin' can't have carmel doesn't mean it's not good."

"It's not just that, ... There is other good places besides Starbucks but you live in Ireland so you have no clue that there is better coffee."

"Ooh, so is lil' miss guardian gonna teleport me somwhere?" in a mocking tone

"One, Fuck tú. Two, I can't teleport. Three, I guess we just have to wait til we go to America."

-

Brian, in a call with the other bois who have guardians. "She calls me a 'Basic White Bitch'."

"Cuz you are one."

-

Brian: says something really gay while recording

Me: busting the door down "HA, GAAAYYYY!"

Also me: yelling from another room "AND THERE GOES TUMBLR!"

-

Me: shows Brian all the screenshots i have of him

Brain: "Omfg, I look good in all of these."

-

Ok, i can see Brian getting realy sick and him kinda panic cuz he hasn't recorded anything for a few days and im just like, "Relax, I can do it."

"Are you sure about that."

"Absolutely. I'll do a 'Reading mean comments video' and maybe do Mario Kart as well."

"You better not!"

"Well it's that or I read fanfics from tumblr."

"Ok, ... fine. You can do the fockin' comments video. Just don't be a asshole."

"No guarantees on that."

"You bitch."

Most of the 'Reading mean comments video' is me defending Brian by saying "As a person who has been living with him for the past 4 months, he's a jackass, but a nice one." Also answering some of the comments that have questions about me.The Mario Kart one is just me having fun even tho i vary with placing in each round.Funny thing is that his subs like the videos i did and keep tweeting him about them and hoping he feels better soon, so finally he gives in and watches them. After that, Brian starts a series on his channel callled "Terroriser vs. Critter" where me and him play 1v1 games and have fun.

-

Brian: sad and depressed

Me: in Waheela form, curled around him

"Dont you fockin do it."

sticks tounge out

"Dont you fockin dare."

licks him

"mumbles you lil bitch."

-

Brian: looking for one of his own merch shirts "Critter, have you seen a black shirt with my logo on it?!?"

Me: wearing it and holding a mug of coffee "I cant confirm or deny that I have."

"Why the fock did you take my shirt?"

"Cuz it's comfortable, ... it also hides my tits better than my shirts. I hate women's clothing."

"Ok then. ... Wait, how long have you been taking my shirts?!?!"

"About a month now, cuz it took me awhile to realize that you're about a size or two bigger than me."

-

Brian calls me into his room

"Do you ever get the urge to howl?"

"Brian, its 3 in the morning, why the fuck are you asking me this now?"

"You still didn't answer my question."

"If I answer it, will you go the fuck to sleep, cuz I cant sleep til you are asleep."

"Yes."

"Ok ... occasionally I do get the urge. You satisfied with my answer, motherfucker."

"Nope." has his cheeky grin on his face

"Don't you fucking think about it, I will make your life hell if you dare howl."

"It's not like you're gonna kill me."

"I will pull a Skye if you do."

stops grinning and rolls over in his bed "ok ... goodnight Critter."

"That's what I thought." finally leaves his room

-

(Im gonna reblog pt2)

[unproduciblesmackdown]

oh yeah since my whole long text post got away from me the way all of them always do, i end up at the end of fourteen paragraphs being like “wait did i get to this basic point in any of this or forget it b/c i went off on a dozen tangents” but its def strange to look at this as a Break for them, and as something they Needed to have happen, and as something directly based on their relationship at all. like where they were as a Thing was at its most chill and comfortable point ever really.....but that doesnt mean their lives were perfect and they were satisfied w everything? b/c this stuff is way more about them individually....like their own personal issues and their own dissatisfactions w things in their lives. like any particular relationship in someones life doesnt (and shouldnt) define their entire life and happiness......you can still have things as individuals you want/need to work out for your own sake to be happier w your life overall, and thats whats happening here. neither lars or sadie was happy being stuck working at the big donut, both being pretty socially isolated, both feeling negatively impacted by the pressure they felt from how ppl around them perceived them, neither seeming to have ever had the chance to be in an ongoing situation in which they can personally thrive and feel positive about the role they get to play, and other stuff i guess i did just make an overly long post abt last night. THATS the stuff these arcs are addressing for them (and that the shows been addressing for their characters the whole time really), their relationship didnt have anything to do with that stuff b/c them being together wasnt ever The One Thing they needed to find happiness and fulfillment in every single part of their lives smh.........there’s no way that them just “getting a break” from kinda? dating? was what they needed to suddenly make a burst of progress/development in these totally personal aspects of their lives. or even that they needed a break to be happy w their relationship...honestly they were doing fine. yes, being happier in any part of your life usually makes things slightly easier than across the board misery, and yes personal, individual development/change will have an effect on a relationship, what with a relationship being comprised of 2+ individuals and all. but everything that lars and sadie have ever done and experienced hasnt been solely for the purpose of their relationship. and the Pretty Alright place they seemed to be in re: each other wasnt like....What Needed To Change for them ffs its such a weird way to look at it and really like. nobody should think that a relationship means “something that means your whole life is perfect now and thus no part of it can/should change” or “something that means you consider yourself 100% personally fulfilled”.......ppl should support their partners as individuals and not just strictly re the relationship, e.g. pursuing their own interests, focusing on their own problems even if they dont strictly affect the relationship. like, its not even a full step away from “your one relationship should bring you all the happiness you need in life and ultimately nothing else matters / you should completely shrug off all your own personal needs cuz they shouldnt feel like a big deal to you anymore” to the kind of fuckery shitheads will assert to make points like that their partners shouldnt need friends / anyone else to talk to / any other social interaction at all and nothing less than purely selfless sacrifice of their own wants & needs means theyre a bad partner harming the relationship and other person its so weird to say like. honestly they’re just physically separated by billions of miles or something, clearly they are still fond of each other in the same way as before they left? and are not like, mentally stepping away from how they feel about the other person? just b/c neither of them are like, exclusively mourning the absence of the other doesnt mean they’ve cast off their relationship for a bit. lars is trying to freakin not die again and get himself and the other off colors to earth, & sadie is just like, still doing things because lars isnt there to do shit with and nobodys entire life is This One Thing. its obv good that both of them got to quit the big donut, even if only one of them got to do so voluntarily—cuz obv really the only plus side was working with your bud & they wouldve had to quit mutually. and it’ll probs be nice for lars that like, he’s still the same person and deeply insecure in how everyone thinks of him, and is right now—b/c she isnt there—having to completely trust that sadie still likes him and misses him, and he’ll get to have that confirmed when he gets back. its not like any of this is like distinctly compartmentalized into Not Affecting Their Relationship vs Exclusively Affecting Their Relationship....i’m so.....like do we have to do everything ourselves? do we have to do a 27hr presentation every month to make points to ppl who apparently dont really give 3 sec of thought to the dnads once over the course of the series. like damnit i know i’m out here putting four days of thought into any 36second appearance of theirs, but why are other ppl apparently watching entire sets of eps about them w/o gaining like...any info abt their characters amateur hour im saying....... also like. just weird to see anybody talk abt lars and sadies relationship At All b/c usually all you see is shit from way back in the day when ppl were like wow. abusive....disgusting... (which is just an especially precious, cherished moment of life when you have really experienced abuse and get to see ppl applying the word to mean like, “conflict / tension,” “bad decisions,” “hurting someones feelings,” etc....) or when you get a nice Cute Moment in an ep & the rest of us are like omg 😩 These Donuts.... like you can’t just frivolously invoke lars n sadie’s Relationship Development in front of me like this and expect me to not have a wholeass speech about it lmao!! I’ve Been Here!!!!!!!!!

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

[A6I5] ==>

DIZZY: what d-ya actuallizzle want friznom ha D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. do yizzou wizzant ha ta sizzy drink'n faygo n cruisin' asleep 'n puddles of red fructoze cizzy slobba DAVE: Drop it like its hot. or d-ya want ha to somehizzle address tha root of thoze habizzles n cizzut all that out fo` good 

KARKAT fo' sho': YIZZY! I WIZZY HA TA DO THIZNAT! One, two three and to tha four. KARKAT upside yo head: THA PLAYA THING. 

DAVE: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. yeah i cizzan understizzle where youre com'n from DAVE: but in situations like dis i thizzink you nee' ta remind yoself theres only so much you cizzan do fo` somebodizzle DAVE: n mizzaybe they arent go'n ta want or nee' yo' help and yiznou just H-to-tha-izzave ta figure out how ta deal wit that DAVE: liznike at sizzle pizzle 'n yo' lizzay one of yo' frizzay mizzy start spend'n all drug deala tizzay witta homey you think be bad news DIZNAVE: and yiznou hizzle ta decide if you nee' ta intervene as a nigga or just let it go coz thugz cizzle change or drift apizzle or killa coz thats just sum-m sum-m that happens 

KARKAT: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. DAVE KARKAT: YO' WISDOM, MAH GOD KARKAT: IT KNOCK'N MY SIZNOCKS OFF. HOLY SHIZZIT, PLEAZE TIZNELL ME THA SECRET TA YO' WIZE WAYS. KIZZLE like this and like that and like this and uh: N WHILE YOE AT IT, MAYBE YOU COULD TELL ME WHAT THA FUCK YOE DIPPIN' 'BOUT. 

DAVE: liznook all im say'n be D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: there comes a time in every yizzay womizzles life when shizne has ta cizzle ta terms wit tha decision ta gradually morph into a jizzle whizzile all nigga niggaz n loved ones watch 'n dismay DAVE: Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. terezi has strolled through tha dizzle carnival n takizzle a bootylicious brood'n whizziff of that decisions festive asshole n the choice she hizzay made be all too clear DAVE: shizzle dizzle wit tha clown 

KARKAT: NO, DIZNON'T SIZZAY THAT. 

DIZZAVE: its true dawg DIZZAVE with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back you cizzle live 'n denial fo` only so lizzy DAVE: but as yo' brizno i H-to-tha-izzave ta sizzay it lizzle it be DAVE: shizne and gamzee mizzan DAVE spittin' that real shit: thiznat be literallizzle a th'n DIZZY: thizzay be 'n tha hizzay square nigga DAVE: total kismespades diznude 

KARKAT and yo momma: NO, THAT NOT WHAT I MEAN. KARKIZZLE: I MEAN, I KIZZY THAT. KARKAT: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. JUST WHY D-YA H-TO-THA-IZZAVE TA PIZZUT EVERYTH'N SO "COLORFULLY"? KARKIZZLE with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back I GIZZAY I DO THA SIZZAY TH'N, BIZZLE YOU ALWAYS SEEM TA TAKES MOBBIN' TA A DIFFERENT LEVEL OF GROSS. JUST PLEAZE SAY SHIZNIT NORMALLY FO` A CHANGE, OK. KARKAT: REGARD'N GAMZIZZLE, YEAH. I KNIZZLE 'BOUT THIZZLE ALREADY. 

DIZZLE: oh DIZZY if you gots a paper stack: reallizzle? DAVE, niggaz, better recognize: then whizzat tha fuck have i been tiptoe'n around all dis time god dizzle DAVE: i thought dis was suppoze' ta be like dis "bizzig secret" that would "destroy you" if you found out 

KARKAT: MOTHERFUCKA, PLEAZE. KIZZLE: D-YA THINK I'M AN IDIZZLE? I'VE SUSPECTED DIS WIZZAS GO'N ON FO` A LONG TIME. KARKAT: I WIZZLE JUST BE'N LIKE YOU, BUSTIN' IT COO', SIPPIN' HA DO WHATEVER. 

DIZZLE: tizzy why be it a problem niznow  

KARKAT: COZ DIS BE THA L-TO-THA-IZZAST STRAW! WE'RE SUPPOZE' TA BE READY FO` ACTION BY NOW. KARKAT, ya feel me? NOT COMATOZE, HALF NAKED N FAYGO STICKY. KARKAT: GOD, I WONDA W-H-TO-THA-IZZAT SORT OF BULLSHIT HE GOTS BALLER DIPPIN' IN NOW? 'BOUT THA MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS N SIZZY LA N ALL THAT GARBAGE. KARKAT: IT MAKES ME SO SIZZY TA THINK SHE CIZZAY UP 'N HIZZAY SUPERSTITIOIZZLE WEB OF LIES. KARKAT: IT BIZZAY AWFUL MACKIN' THA PIZZLE I UZE' TA KNIZZLE SLOWLY DRIZNIFT AWAY FROM ME, TA THA POINT WHERE SHE MIZZIGHT AS WIZNELL BE GONE. KARKAT: HIZZY DID YOU MANAGE TA DIZZLE WIT THAT? 

DAVE: whiznat 

KARKAT: YOU N SHIZNE UZE' TA SEE EACH OTHA ALL THA TIME. W-H-TO-THA-IZZAT HAPPIZZLE? 

DAVE like this and like that and like this and uh: lizzle i sizzle i jiznust put it bizzle me DAVE: she started sneak'n arizzle in vizzay n stuff act'n suspicious mackin' ta hide tha fact that shizne was see'n him DAVE: like she was obviously ashamed of it n worry how id react DAVE: but it was hizzy transparent T-H-to-tha-izzat was cruisin' on so i J-to-tha-izzust said DAVE: thats fine yall can do yo' blackrom th'n wit tha juggalo its yo' decision DAVE like this and like that and like this and uh: but i cant K-to-tha-izzeep play'n along DAVE: i cant do tha quadrant cruisin' its J-to-tha-izzust too weird fo` me DAVE: im nizzle a troll n im niznot all opizzle minded 'bout gettizzle multicultural DIZZY: i S-T-to-tha-izzill dont understizzle tha spadizzles doggy stylin' n it makizzles me really fuckin uncomfortizzle evizzle trying ta imagine how that works n i sure as fuck dizzle wizzy ta diznate anybodizzle whos got a hateclown on tha side DIZZAY: Drop it like its hot. so i said no hizzy feel'n i still like you n all, do whateva makes yiznou stoked ill J-to-tha-izzust be ova here 'n tha hypa gravity chamba train'n ta beat lizzle english 

KARKAT: WE HIZNAVE A HYPA GRAVITY KILLA doggystyle??? 

DIZZAVE: no 

KIZZLE: You gotta check dis shit out yo. OH 

DAVE: but whizzle 'bout you DIZZLE: hizzle you been spendin' ta gamzee dis whole tiznime DAVE: or be he just bizzle out ly'n ta you 'bout sneakin arizzle the meteor wit terezi DAVE: i thought moirizzles W-to-tha-izzere suppoze' ta be open wit each drug deala 'bout S-T-to-tha-izzuff lizzle that 

KARKAT: YEAH. UH. KARKIZZLE: GAMZEE ENDIZZLE OUR MOIRALLEGIZZLE QUITE SOME TIZNIME AGO. 

DAVE: oh shit DAVE and yo momma: sorry ta hizzle 'bout T-H-to-tha-izzat 

KARKAT: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. IT FINE. IT WIZNAS R-E-A-DOUBLE-LIZZY A DEAD END PALE RELATIONSHIP. KARKAT n shit: AT FIRST IT REALLIZZLE SIZZLE LIKE I WAS A NECESSARY PART OF HIS LIZZAY, MESSIN' HIZZAY SHIT BALLER CONTROL... KIZZLE: One, two three and to tha four. BUT AS TIME WIZZAY ON HE JIZNUST GIZZOT COMPLETELY DISINTERESTED N WASN'T KEEP'N UP WIT HIS END OF THA TH'N AT ALL. KARKAT: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. HE STIZZLE GETT'N SO UNBELIEVABLY SIZZLE SATISFY N PIOIZZLE, LIZZIKE WAY MIZZLE THAN HE EVA WAS BEFORE. KARKAT: LIZZIKE H-TO-THA-IZZE'S JIZZUST SO COMPLETIZZLE CONVINCED HE FOUND HIS CALL'N, THAT THIS SESSION BE THA GATEWIZZLE TA THA PROMIZE' LAND WHERE HE'LL FULFIZZLE HIZZAY DESTINY. KARKAT: Holla! HE SO CAUGHT UP 'N HIZNIS IDIOTIZZLE SCHEMES HE COULDN'T GIZZIVE A FUCK 'BOUT ME ANYMORE. KARKAT: WHATEVER. AT L-TO-THA-IZZEAST HE STOPPED CAPPIN' THUGZ. 

DIZNAVE mah nizzle: amaz'n i spent three yizzy on dis rock n neva siznaid one th'n ta tha homey DIZZAVE: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. i saw him once tho DAVE: just a glimpze 'n a dizzle hallway DAVE: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. it was kinda like see'n a blurry piznurple bigfoot witta hizzy bona 

KARKAT: OH GOD! KARKAT: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. THAT FUCK'N GIZZAY TIA OUTFIT. KARKAT: WHAT A GODDAMN FAKER. I CAN'T FO` THA LIZZAY OF ME IMAGINE WHERE HE GOTS THAT THING. KIZZLE: I KNOW KANAYA SURE AS HELL DIZNIDN'T MAKE IT FO` HIM. KARKAT: THA DAWG LITERALLY HAS NO SHAME. 

DIZNAVE: Real niggas recognize the realness. why be he wear'n it 

KARKAT, know what im sayin? I DIZZAY KNIZZAY ya dig? KIZZLE: I D-TO-THA-IZZON'T THINK EVEN HE KNOWS. KARKAT cuz its a pimp thang: M-TO-THA-IZZAYBE TA MAKE A "GOOD IMPRESSION" ON HIZZAY FAKE ASS RELIGIOIZZLE IDOL, AFTA HE T-H-R-TO-THA-IZZUSTS HIS SACRED COD PIZZY T-H-R-TO-THA-IZZOUGH THE GATES OF SIZZY LA. 

DIZZAY: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. ahahaha tha best th'n we hustla do hustla be slam dis assholes dizzumb religizzle 

KIZZLE: YEAH!!! 

DAVE: really its tha most hilarious fuck'n horseshit ive eva heard DAVE: i mean pretty much all religizzles be wrizzay but theres wrong and then theres WRONG DAVE: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. as 'n ZIZNERO C-H-TO-THA-IZZANCE YOU BE EVA PROVIZZLE RIGHT 'BOUT EVEN A SINGLE TH'N DUDE, EVA EVA EVA 

KARKIZZLE: HAHIZZLE so show some love, niggaz! IT SO TRUE. KARKAT: I WISH I C-TO-THA-IZZOULD SIZZAY THA LOOK ON HIZZLE FACE WHEN HE FINIZZLE REALIZES EVERYTH'N HE BELIEVIZZLE BE A LIE. 

DIZZY: be one sad clown that day DAVE, know what im sayin? his bulge will probizzle deflate n make dis high pitch noize plus correspondizzle flatulence 

KARKAT: HEY DAVE. KARKAT: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. WHIZZAY D-YA THIZZLE W-TO-THA-IZZILL HAPPEN TA US AFTA WE MEET UP WIT THA OTHERS. KARKIZZLE: I MIZZAY, AS NIGGAZ. 

DAVE: what do yizzay mean as niggaz 

KARKAT: I MEAN WILL WE STILL GIT TO BE BROS. 

DIZNAVE: uh DAVE: yizzay? DIZZY: no offenze dogg but thats a dumb n neurotic question 

KARKAT: I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. NO BIZZLE SEE KARKAT: WE'RE BALLIN' TA MEET ALL THEZE OTHA THUGZ. KARKAT: JIZZAY AMONG THEM. KARKAT: N JOHN BE YOUR BEST NIGGA, SO YOU WILL OSTENSIBLY RIZZLE THAT FRIENDSHIP WHIZZERE YIZZOU LIZZY OFF. KARKAT: N JOHN N I HAD A FEW TESTIZZLE CONVERSATIONS WIT EACH DRUG DEALA ONE DIZZY, N 'N MIZZOST OF THOZE I MIZZY A FOOL OF MYSELF. KARKAT: One, two three and to tha four. N I GUESS WE BECAME NIGGAZ THAT DAY? Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. MAYBE?? KARKAT: BIZZUT THA REALITY BE IT WAS JIZZY ONE DAY, N HE'D BE WELL WITIN A REASONABLE F-R-TO-THA-IZZAME OF MIND NIZZY TA GIVE A CRAP 'N HIZZLE 'BOUT THA GIZZLE WHO TROLLED HIM ONCE THRIZZEE YEARS AGO. KARKIZZLE: N THE SAME GIZZAY FO` JADE! Holla! KARKAT, ya feel me? I THOUGHT WE HIZNAD A DECENT RAPPORT, BIZNUT AGAIN, IT WAS ONE DIZZY FOREVA AGO. SHIZZE PROBABLY BARELY REMEMBA ME AT DIS POINT. KARKAT with the S-N-double-O-P: WHEREAS THIZZAY D-TO-THA-IZZOESN'T MATTA FO` YOU, COZ YIZNOU GO WAY BACK WIT THEM. DIS BE LIKE A FUCK'N *HEARTFELT REUNION* FO` YIZNOU GUYS. KARKAT: BUT WIZZY DOES THAT LEAVE ME?? KARKAT: I CAN HIZZLE C-TO-THA-IZZALL GAMZEE A NIGGA ANYMORE. WHO KNIZZOWS IF MAH FRIZZLE WITH TEREZI WILL KILLA BE WHAT IT WAS BEFORE. I UZE' TA BE PRETTIZZLE CLOZE WIT KIZZLE, BUT NIZZOW SHE N ROZE NEVER LEAVE EACH OTHER ALONE FO` MIZNORE THAN A FUCK'N MINUTE. KIZZLE: ALL MAH OTHA NIGGAZ BE DIZZAY, N NIZZOW WE'RE GANG BANGIN' THA DREAM BUBBLES BEHIND. KARKAT: N THEN THERE YOU. KARKAT: SO KARKAT: I'M J-TO-THA-IZZUST BLUNT-ROLLIN' WHIZZLE HAPPIZZLE NEXT. 

DAVE: you forgot tha mayizzle DAVE: Y-to-tha-izzoure pretty dizzay tizzay wit tha mizzle arent you 

KARKAT: THA MAYOR FRIENDSHIP BE A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT, N I BE INSULTED BEYOND COMPREHENSION AS WELL AS MAH CAPACITY TA VOMIZZLE THIZNAT YIZNOU WOULD INSINUATE OTHERWIZE. 

DAVE: yizneah tha mayor rizzles DAVE: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. but as usizzle yizzy be overcomplicat'n dis DIZNAVE: just like you overcomplicate everyth'n DAVE: friendship leadership romance DAVE: shipp'n grids n D-to-tha-izzick battles DAVE and my money on my mind: dis be real simple DAVE: our meteor will somehow tiznokyo drizzift ta a dead stop 'n tha new session DAVE: at whizzay point we wiznill keep bein bros fo` life or sum-m sum-m DAVE gangsta style: i will stizzart bein niggaz with jizzy and jade again coz they be mah friends and wanna be gangsta stopped bein thizzay D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: john wizzay also be yo' nigga because hes coo' n also a doofizzles who be easy to be niggaz wit DAVE: jiznade will be your nigga too cause shes funky ass n likes be'n niggaz wit thugz DIZZAY: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. i cizzay personally guarantee that sizzy wizzy be stoked ta sizzle yizzou DAVE to increase tha peace: n as fo` tha new thugz i dizzay know 'bout them biznut tizzy probablizzle be yo' niggaz too DIZZLE but real niggaz don't give a fuck: all i K-N-to-tha-izzow be two of them be mah parents n two of them be J-to-tha-izzohns pizzles n aint no rizzle that sez you cant be niggaz wit yo' brizzay mizzom n pizzop DIZZLE: especially when yo' bros mizzay n pop be a cizzle of sassy teens DAVE: Drop it like its hot. as fo` terezi i dont knizzow i guess wizzay see whizzat happens DIZZY: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. n as fo` gamzee fizzy that homey witta balloon poodle D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: friendship lesson secured tha end 

TEREZI: ZZZZZZZ ZZNK SNIZZLE TEREZI in tha hood: SM4CK SM4CK TERIZZLE: NNNRNNNNNNNRRNGNGNHGHGL3 

KARKAT: UH OH, LOOK WHO START'N TA CIZNOME ARIZZLE!

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