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A Bone to Pick (Chapter Preview)
Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me! The chapter is well over halfway done, and I got some other stuff cooking, so probably at the end of September, everything will be out.
With Macaque doing most of the work, the two trudged out of the wire work, past the main hub, and past the chain link fence that surrounded the building. Once they were past the fence, Macaque set PB down, propping her into a sitting position against the fence before giving her another look over.
“Eyes focused, good. Breathing, a little labored but steady, you know your name so we can rule out concussion. Mmm, you look a little pale. You sure you feel ok?”
“I’m fine, really.” PB assured him. “This just takes a lot out of me to do, lot of energy…”
“You sound like you’ve done this before.”
“Once or twice… Or maybe more, I don’t really know how often I did it.”
Macaque stared at her with wide eyes… before he started to laugh. He laughed and laughed so hard he fell back onto his rear, before looking at PB. “You’re nuts, Pops. Has anyone ever told you that before?”
“A few times yeah,” PB smiled tiredly at him. “But when you say it, it sounds nice. Like your giving me a compliment.”
“Yeah, well… don’t go spreading that around, ok? I can’t let people know I care, I got a reputation to maintain here.”
“Your secret is safe with me.” Macaque smiled, and then his ears twitched again. PB saw it, and the pensive look on his face. “What is it?”
“Lemme see your wrist real quick, ok?” PB complied, tiredly handing him one of her arms. Macaque pressed a couple fingers there and then waited, patiently listening. “Your pulse is insanely fast.”
“Oh, yeah. That’s all the extra electrical energy running through my body. It won’t kill me, but I’m gonna have a hard time falling asleep later.”
Macaque nodded along. Finding that, while rapid, her pulse was steady. She did say she’s done this before, Macaque thought. Probably better to just take her word for it. Worse case scenario, he knew there was at least one other hospital in this city she wasn’t banned from.
The shadow monkey was about to let go when he noticed the scars on PB’s arms. Criss-crossing this way and that, covering just about every inch of skin that was visible. Macaque frowned, “This wasn’t from today, was it? I thought I saw these earlier in the cave.”
PB frowned, turning her head away. “You got me… Could you maybe not tell anyone else, though, please? I mean, MK, Mei, and Bai He know, but… but please don’t say anything. I… I don’t like thinking or talking about them if I don’t have too.”
“Ok, I won’t.” Macaque paused, not releasing her wrist. “… you want me to cover them up for you?”
“How… how could you do that?”
“With a glamor. I have a few different ones going right now. Heck, I usually don’t leave the house without at least three on. I’ve gotten pretty good at them over the years, so covering your arms and legs shouldn’t be difficult.”
“You would… you would do that for me?”
“Yeah, if you want me too.”
“… Why would you want to do that for me?”
Macaque stared at her incredulously. “Pops… you just turned yourself into solid gold to strangle and electrocute the man who has been tormenting us for the last twenty four hours, because he threatened the safety and well being of people you have known for maybe two days. Not to mention I really care about and don’t want at least two of those people to not get hurt. Putting a glamor on you so you can feel a little more comfortable in your own skin is the least I can do.”
PB stated at the mystic monkey as if she didn’t want to believe him. She shook her head, “I-I couldn’t possibly—”
“Let’s look at it this way,” Macaque held up a hand to shush her. “We’ll call it a favor returned.”
“Favor returned?”
“Yeah! You did me a favor by… getting rid of the fake mayor guy and protecting Bai He when I wasn’t around. So, me doing this is just me returning the favor. No debts to settle, no deals to make, nothing to worry about.”
Macaque watched as PB turned the words over in her head. Slowly, she began to smile, liking the idea. “How… how long does it last?”
“Either until you tell me to stop or something happens to me and I gotta recall my magic.” Macaque shrugged.
“So, like when you fall asleep?”
“No, not even then. I keep all my glamours in my sleep. Easier that way.”
“O-ok then, let’s do it!”
#lego monkie kid#lmk fanfiction#lmk fanfic#a bone to pick (lmk fanfic)#a bone to pick (fanfic)#lmk macaque#lmk oc#lmk poppy blue#lmk pb#lego macaque#six eared macaque#lmk bai he#lmk mk#lmk mei#no shipping here#I'm back baby!#macaque is a softy#but shh don't tell anyone#he thinks he's tough#Macaque and OC being buds#PB and Macaque are friends now#tw: self harm#tw: scars
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Does anybody have ideas for how I should spend my 90 minutes edging tomorrow? It's so long I think I'm gonna have to switch things up every now and then. So I'm taking suggestions! Method, position, tools, bondage. Anything to make it more fun.
#or humiliating#but shh don't tell anyone#part of me feels like if I just straight jerk off im gonna wear away my Dick like a number 2 pencil
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Me: posts about Aizawa not using his crutches when talking to Mic
The animators: oh shit, his crutch
#bnha#my hero academia#aizawa shouta#yamada hizashi#eraserhead#present mic#erasermic#(I'm three episodes behind shh don't tell anyone)#i don't really think any of the animators saw my dumb posts but it is kind of funny
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How does the moon area in "The Big Parade" work in this AU?
The moon, a giant colorful stage set with flashing lights, big billboards, all that jazz!
From "balloon spectacles" filled with air and colorful powder flying around in vibrant bubbles, disco jellyfish and of course, the crowd and band themselves: it won't be any less of a chaotic dash to finish this parade. Instead of pyrotechnics, the stages sometimes will explode with a cloud of algal bloom, which are pretty if not dangerous to be in. (Tis a bit difficult to breathe in all that algae)
#a hat in time#ahit#ahit au#a hat under waters#ahuw#yart#ask#if anyone noticed that I forgot to draw hat kid in her parade uniform in the second picture shh don't tell#Thank you for asking! (and also apologies for answering this late)#the background in this one had me in a chokehold#ahit dj grooves
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Have you tried to sit on Terrako?
What - because I'm a Rito and it's an egg shape?!!
Do you have any idea how culturally insensitive that is to ask?!
The audacity!! How very dare you!! Of course not!
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#shh don't tell anyone#revali#age of calamity#breath of the wild#link#legends of zelda#tears of the kingdom#terrako
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It’s not like he meant to eavesdrop. You can’t even really call it eavesdropping if they were talking right out in the lounge where there are always people, can you?
He hadn’t said anything last night, or all day today, because he’d been hoping that talking with Amada about it would get Minato to go to the hospital on his own. Since they didn't have school today, it'd be the perfect opportunity, too.
He didn’t. Junpei did, along with Fuuka and Yuka-tan. Sanada-san had come by later just like he always did, and he’d still been there when the rest of them had left. Minato never showed up, and he hadn’t been at the dorm when they’d gotten back.
Junpei’s set himself up in the second-floor lounge with a volume of a manga series he’d been meaning to get around to, but he’s basically just flipping through the pages instead of really reading it. The more he thinks about it, the more it pisses him off.
He thought Minato and Aragaki-san were tight– Minato’d always seemed to be hanging around him, helping him cook or garden or walk Koromaru or whatever. They spent so much time together in September that one would think they were as close as him and Sanada-san. Aragaki-san had apparently even talked about how sick he was to Minato, so he must have trusted him– even if he had left out the part about why he was sick.
Was that why? Could Minato really be that pissed that Aragaki-san had lied to him? He can understand being angry, but that’s a really stupid reason to just throw away a whole entire friendship like that. And it’s not like anyone else in S.E.E.S. is all that good at being truthful anyway. Hell, even Kirijo-senpai had lied to them for a while!
But Minato hadn’t seemed bothered at all when Kirijo-senpai eventually spilled the beans. He didn’t seem bothered about a lot of things, actually.
Why is this so different? Or was it just another reason entirely? Whatever the big damn issue is, Junpei vows to get to the bottom of it.
So, when Junpei sees Minato try and slink past towards his room, he snaps the manga volume shut and goes after him.
Minato turns only halfway towards him, and he looks at the knob on his bedroom door instead of Junpei.
“Of course I care.”
Minato’s face barely looks different than it always does and he’s not even any louder than normal, but Junpei still takes half a startled step backwards because there’s more feeling in his voice right now than Junpei’s ever heard before and it’s– kinda alarming? Even in the middle of a fight with shadows, Minato’s never sounded this fired up.
“I’m too scared to go,” he says. He almost sounds like his normal ‘nothing’s ever bothered me in my life’ self again, but with something off about it. Like he’s hanging on for dear life and still slipping anyway.
“Scared?” Junpei asks. “You?” Minato doesn’t get scared of things. Not even when he really should be.
Minato replies with a slow, barely visible nod. “In the alley, when we were waiting for the Dark Hour to be over so we could call for help? That was the most terrified I’ve ever been since– In a long time,” he says after a tense minute of silence. “But then seeing Aragaki-senpai like that– hooked up to all those machines… It was worse.”
His grip tightens ever so slightly on the doorknob and it rattles, because his hand’s started shaking a little. “It reminded me of– of–”
Minato trails off, and Junpei gets the feeling he’s probably never going to get the end of that sentence. For once, his permanently neutral expression has shifted into something Junpei can almost call horror. His eyes are kind of glassy and Junpei suddenly wonders if he’s about to faint and if he’ll have to try and catch him. “I want to go, but I can’t. I can’t do it.”
Shit, man. This is the most he’s ever heard Minato talk at once, and of course it took something terrible. Whatever it is that’s got Minato like this, it’s the kind of afraid that runs a lot deeper than just ‘oh I’m scared of spiders’ or even ‘oh I’m scared of hospitals.’
He still doesn’t like it, and he still kind of wishes that Minato would nut up for their senpai’s sake, but he also does get it. And he knows that pushing about something that’s apparently this serious would be a dick move.
“Okay,” he says. Minato doesn’t react. “Um. I’m sorry man.” Minato still doesn’t react. “For. Y’know. Getting so heated without even talking to you about it. And for sayin’ you didn’t care about Aragaki-san.”
“It’s fine,” Minato says to the doorknob. Junpei isn’t sure if he actually means it or if he’s just saying it because that’s what you’re supposed to say after an apology. He thinks Minato isn’t really sure either. “…Anyway. Night.”
He finally pushes his way inside his room without another word. Junpei winces when he hears the click of the lock.
Okay.
Yeah, he deserved that.
He’ll definitely have to think of a way to make up for being such an ass.
#persona 3#p3#persona 3 reload#p3re#junpei iori#minato arisato#still breathing au#sbau canon#sbau main plot#sbau october#sbau october 12#talksprites and fic#(in which junpei discovers that minato is kinda fucked up actually and just really good at hiding it)#(we're alluding to some headcanons for minato's past experiences that will probably never be elaborated much on in-character)#(because he Does Not Speak Of That)#(but we the blog runners would be happy to spill the beans on poor mina-chan's Formative Traumatic Experiences if anyone's curious lmao)#(made a few very minor edits because we FORGOT that they didn't have school on the 12th shh don't tell anyone)#junpei pov
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Valkyrja
#another rogue tragically lost to my feminization beam#but azrael has always intrigued me im glad i could find some way to incorporate the character into my au :]#(also shh don't tell anyone but her plotline eventually leads to a new rogue. winky face)#frootverse#jean-paul valley#azrael#batman#rogues gallery#my art#doodles
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Ashton @ The 5SOS Show Tour NYC - 21 August 2023
#can u believe there was actually enough pics with Ash's actual face & not a cymbal where his head is supposed to be to fill an entire post#5sos#5 seconds of summer#ashton#ashton irwin#the 5sos show tour nyc#kh4f post#the lane was blessed tonight#sparkles sweat shoulders and smiles#i love my lane 😌#arm 🥰#I'm so tempted to make that last pic my header i love it so much#big man play drum drum say grrrrr#and the star is there#and the tiny necklace#there is so much to love here#he is maybe my favorite shh don't tell anyone it's a secret bt u and me ok 🤫#the 5sos show tour
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lalalalaalaaa
#hetalia#arthur kirkland#hws england#poodles#arthur#letting him steal mimi clothes for fun shh don't tell anyone#i would've made the sparkly bits silver but this looked a lot better color-wise#so i guess mimi pink owns this now#diy hetalia images#pictures of england that i drew#arthurmimi
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IDs in alt
some colours!! here are some basics, will do another post with some others that did. on this one are red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, purple, black, and white
#emojis#custom emojis#petrichoremojis#core words#nouns#colours#red#orange#yellow#green#blue#indigo#purple#black#white#shh don't tell anyone but selfves are seeing if can work way through a core words list that found#Cecil's tag
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dragging and dropping Nicole Class Of 09 onto Golden Wind and dragging and dropping Giorno Giovanna Bizarre Adventure into Class Of 09
#fugo.txt#class of 09#jjba#these have nothing in common im just sort of obsessed with both. but don't tell anyone shh#class of 09 sucks and its bad and is just (predictable) edgy humor. but i still like it. i can like trash.. its my trash.
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alright I have given up liking myself at work so we are pivoting to liking myself outside of work, and folks... that means I started running again
#the secret is that this will also likely lead to me liking myself at work but shh don't tell anyone that. including me.#first run done ✔️
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sigh.
#i hate. being at all rational ornpolite sometimes.#cus like#my sister that i hate called to apologize. about things i frankly don't even care about at this point.#and i let her bc while i don't particularly want her to be actively in my life or see or at all very often#i can acknowledge that it is good that she is TRYING to figure her shit out even a little#and while it is FAR from what she SHOULD be apologizing to me about#at least its. a step?#maybe one that will lead to her either figuring it or building up to the actual problem#so i accepted that apology and moved on#but i told my other sister about it and she's just.#'i would've hung up immediately. i would've cussed her out'#ok. 1. thats your own decision but not how i handled it. though ik shell be annoyed if i say anything to imply that#that is a terrible way to respond. and like shes entitled to her anger in not saying she doesnt have a good reason for it#but damn dude. chill.#and 2. what would that even accomplish. like. what would that do.#it would demotivate her to work on her shit and like i get that sister 2 doesnt ever want to see sister 1 again#(again. she has valid reason and im not blaming her for that)#but like. that would only grow the circle of violence. it would end up with more people being hurt than have already been.#and frankly its fucking immature as shit lmao#sorry.#i have to actually go reasons to sister 2 now im just#sometimes i get annoyed when i remember my mom telling me that she genuinely forgets im the youngest#bc it means that she has always treated me like i was older than i was and put more on me than anyone else#but then i have situations like this.#and i go yeah. YEAH. i can see how i am more mature than my siblibgs to the point that the woman who GAVE BIRTH TO US#will sometimes FORGET THE ORDER OF THAT#shh ac
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Give me your money
yeah- idk what did you expect, I'm an artist that hasn't even started doing comissions yet XD
#talking abt comissions-#I have a comissions sheet almost prepared. but I think I'll be able to have them available in a couple of months ;P#shh- don't tell anyone about it. that's top secret(?#ask#answered asks#ask me things#ask me anything
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peepers' revenge on sylvia :(
#wanderoveryonder#wander over yonder#sylvia#peepers#commander peepers#silly#meme#snow#edit#art#humanization#woy#peepers woy#commander peepers woy#sylvia woy#commander peepers wander over yonder#peepers wander over yonder#sylvia wander over yonder#dumb#dumbass#losers#they're secretly best friends#don't tell anyone#shh
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the world's most exhausted healer that coincidentally got the world's most-prone-to-running-his-health-into-the-ground royal scientist under their care
Pean was named after a type of heraldic ermine, hence them being a. stoat monster. what i ALSO learned today is that pean is also a type of surgical scissors fhask?? that was accidental. but very fitting
#they've started having trouble sleeping after the barrier came up. this might be bcs they've started worrying about everyone but shh#don't tell anyone that.#two deaths related drawings#fanart#undertale#undertale oc#traditional art#i lost my previous pencil so I have a new one. extremely rare sharp pencil momence#last decent page in my sketchbook filled yaay now it's the weridly glued one and i'm finished with this one
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