#but shes *not*

[cometrose]

hyunwoo pushing haein to hate him so she has something motivating her to keep on living but it’s not working and she’s deteriorating faster than ever

[huevokinder24]

No no no. You don't get it. Jang Uk spent three years NOT mourning the love of his life, always clinging to a sliver of desperate hope that she'd come back, that she'd still be alive because he did not see her die with his own two eyes.

It wasn't denial as much as it was a coping mechanism. He never wanted to grieve, never wanted to say goodbye because he didn't want to truly admit that she was gone. In his words, by moving on, he felt he was abandoning her.

And we've seen this in the last 4 episodes. Even the plot was telling us not even the people believed Naksu was dead. Jang Uk said it in EP 1: "people still talk about her as if she were alive".

Not even the common people believed she was gone for good, always whispering about her, always waiting for her to come back, just like Uk.

But Uk puts her to rest publicly. He does it for the sake of everyone in Daeho, but also for himself.

And now, at long last, he's finally letting himself feel the pain. He's starting to let go, allowing himself to truly grieve her.

He went to the cliff to get the closure he's spent three years putting off. He got to bid farewell.

And so he cries. He grieves. He mourns.

It's real.

She's gone.

[bathmob]

ppl often relate "What Was I Made For" to Rocket and/or Nebula but i think it's a mantis song.

[spontaneousful]

random genshin party dynamics (part 1?)

the concept is: generate a random party from here and write about their dynamic, generating some incorrect quotes until i get a feel for the party dynamic. Now, introducing:

Venti, Kujou Sara, Nahida, & Amber

Kujou Sara: What the hell was that? Amber, holding a flaming arrow like a flashlight: Only one way to find out! Kujou Sara: Wait a minute! You don’t go towards the spooky scary banging! Nahida, patting Sara's shoulder: Yes we do, Madame Kujou. We always do.

Venti, Amber, and Nahida are in Inazuma. They really stick out, and Kujou Sara is like 75% sure Nahida is lesser lord Kusanali and 100% sure something isn't right with Venti, lol

Sara isn't actually part of their group, she just stalks them waiting for them to do something bad, or weird, or confirm her suspisions. They just keep looking for dangerous things to do.

Nahida is an enabler because Amber and Venti are chaos gremblins and she has hundreds of years of life to catch up on so they get up to the weirdest shenanigans. Sara -> if that's not LLK, that child should be taken away from them.

The group spots Sara every time she stalks them, but she always acts like she just happened to be there, and they let her because Amber is nice and Sara doesn't seem like a bad person and Venti and Nahida are gods and Sara is not a threat to them in the slightest

idea: the gang plans a "bonding experience" for them and their stalker (affectionate) not unlike the perilous trail quest in the chasm, which forces them to be in close quarters w/each other for a long period of time and work together. It starts with the first quote and ends with the last one. Sara is much more worried for their well-being after.

Kujou Sara: We call that a traumatic experience. Sara, turning to Venti: Not a "bruh moment". Sara, turning to Nahida: Not "sadge". Sara, turning to Amber: And definitely not an "oof LMAO".

[kittycatcarla]

I just realised that what i sent to my philosophy teacher as homework may or may not make her question my sanity

Oh well

[pocketss]

a sluge 😔

[climbingthefloors]

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[siorca]

this is so fucking funny I love sharks

[sabrebash]

The Ballad of Bella Buttons (based on a true story)

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[stillgotscars]

this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[kurocrow]

for that Miku trend on twitter! lets go india 🔥🔥