#but she’s done

[formulafics]

★ MINI…ER LANDO | LN4

scenario: in which lando and his wife reveal her pregnancy to the world (request)

pairing: lando norris x wife!reader

a/n: dad lando anyone? he’s a girl dad and that’s all. this one is super short and sweet, but i hope you all enjoy! i’m totally up to doing more dad lando if anyone wants it

PART TWO | PART THREE

requests open for smau’s | check pinned for more info

ynnorris

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ynnorris the last month - one of the best 🧡

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landonorris cant wait for baby norris

⤷ ynnorris cant wait either ☹️❤️

carlossainz55 congratulations 🎉

danielricciardo aren’t you guys still babies?

⤷ ynnorris very funny daniel

⤷ danielricciardo you know i’m just playing. on a real note, congratulations ❤️

georgerussel63 congratulations, yn!

⤷ ynnorris thank you george 🥰

mclaren new line of babies merch ✍🏻 got it.

lewishamilton happy for you both - you’re gonna be good parents. wishing you a safe pregnancy. 🙏🏻❤️

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lando.jpg as of late…

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danielricciardo i thought my lecture on protection was really good. i guess not. 😞 congrats mate! cant wait to meet the little fella ❤️

maxfewtrell can the baby replace you on stream?

⤷ landonorris no

georgerussel63 mate i think you have a bit of pregnancy glow going on there

⤷ alex_albon he does, doesn’t he?

⤷ albonoformula HELP WHY IS GEORGE FUNNY

charles_leclerc i volunteer to babysit

⤷ ynnorris you’ll babysit lando? 🥹

⤷ landonorris 😐

norrisnation yn and lando are an old married couple at the ripe age of 24

⤷ estiebesties I KNOW I LOVE THEM

[jewishrizahawkeye]

thinking about “i broke my own heart because you were to polite to do it” and “once the flight had flown/with the wilt of the rose/i slept all alone/but you still wouldn’t go”

like the opening lines of is it over now feel like it’s something from red… but that’s not the song, it’s not a red song it’s a 1989 song so it keeps going on and on and on and she doesn’t know if she can be her usual heartbroken self because he won’t go away! he leaves then comes back and she can’t figure out if it’s over and she can mourn it, if he’s finally breaking her heart or if he’s going to come back again. so she ends it emotionally to save herself

[superbeans89]

The fortress is complete!

[idolsgf]

after 5hrs and 3 attempts I finally have a workable mo

[skipppppy]

I was cooking on twitter today

[beaft]

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"

[starrysharks]

ghanaian miku

[cordspaghetti]

“i don’t think we can use this one, guys. who exactly is the target audience supposed to be???”

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

[ezramire]

if aught but death part me and thee

[lazylittledragon]

bg3 x taskmaster filed under 'things that are funny to me and nobody else'

[hoshizoralone]

reflection

[21stcenturyschizoidfag]

please check out my The nefarious anglerfish tribute video i am such a big fan

[chloesimaginationthings]

The true meaning behind FNAF princess quest

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The squad of all time has arrived on scene.