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A problem that is very me:
I was looking up how to scare/deter horses and all the search responses were how to stop them from being scared and other bullshit like that.
I'm sorry, was I searching for how to calm a horse?
Fuck you! I want the exact opposite.
#cursewhale#we need to retire google as a verb#horses#I don't know any real horses its for a writing thing#enshittification#dead internet#there are like six websites now and they're all liars#equine fear#but seriously every time I see a horse cop I wonder how to secretly get the horse to throw the rider off#the more that technology tries to do so the less it actually helps me
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