#but pulling those doesn't work bc the ones that get put up on those websites are so small that they look so pixelated on tumblr

[etapereine]

trying to make a post about the new baby worldtour neopros but it's like pulling teeth to get these teams to give normal headshots

[cringefail-clown]

I'm so fucking invested in your turnabout au I'm going to explode please just like ramble if you up to it

hoo boy lets do it

so atm my favourite part of the au to think about is post scratch bro and his relationship with hal, post scratch roxy and what dave would think about him. like for example i don't think he'd be this big superstar like post scratch dave was in canon, his work against the condence would be much more subtle. i imagine him working much more closely with roxy and grandpa jake - its not clear in canon how much dave, rose and jade collaborated together, they for sure were in contact, but its honestly up to interpretation. those three in the au would probably work very closely together, maybe roxy and dirk could help jake with building up skaianet - dirk as an engineer and rox as a programmer. they'd also have their own gigs on the side, roxy would sure as hell hijack crocercorp with malware every chance she got, and dirk would have some obscure websites that'd spread propaganda against condence under the veil of weird puppet stuff and insane chatbots. he'd probably write some kind of this universes detective pony parody book and get it published and it'd become one of the most recognisable pieces of literature documenting the takeover of the troll empire and the rebellion against it

(some quick designs of hal and bro i pulled outta my ass)

honestly he'd probably become some sort of vigilante batman-esque figure in this universe?? he'd show up unexpected, blow some crockercorp warehouses and disappear into the night. and after hal joins him when he builds him a body the media would paint them as some sort of twin antiheroes lmfao

oh man and hal. it'd go simialrly as it was in canon, dirk would fuck around and copy his brain at a young age and they'd HATE each other at first. like dirk would feel responsible for creating hal, and hal would resent the shit outta him - like how dare he be the one who gets to keep the body and hal must be stuck in a pair of glasses, trapped with no means of escaping? but they'd start working together when they find out about dave and the future to ensure their lil bro has the best chances of survival, and in time they'd bond over it and their shared work against condy. they'd come up with a plan so that hal goes into sleep mode until the arrival of the meteor (bc no way in hell dirk would make hal go through hundreds of years of lonely existance, watching as humanity slowly ceases to exist and unable to do anything about it, he'd go nuts).

and the day finally comes when dirk would have to go face the batterwitch so he'd put hal in the apartment and they would tell each other one last goodbye and dirk would put hal in the sleep mode. and hal would wake up like only seconds passed, not years upon years, only the vast ocean streching as far as his eyes could see behind the dirty, dusty windows, and he'd know his one brother is long dead, gone while facing the enemy he was destined to lose against but had to do it anyway, and the other one moments from crashing into the waters below on a meteor sent by some insane video game that creates new universes. he'd sit there for a while, reality slowly sinking in, and he'd probably desperatly wish like he hasn't in years, to be human again and to mourn his losses the human way, because as advanced as his robotic body was he haven't thought about updating it with some goddamn tearducks.

on a lighter note, imagine dirk crunching numbers for three days straight to figure out how much food he'd have to stock in the apartment to make sure dave doesn't grow up malnourished, desperately googling "how much calories does an *insert age* year old need". he'd be banned from every supermarket in at least two states. he would walk into the store and employees would start weeping at the sight of him. i think about it a lot

[seongminiz]

camboy!taeyoung thoughts !!

minors dni ; camboy roommate!taeyoung x afab!reader ; word count: ~770

warnings : not very detailed smut ; masturbation ; dont know how but this mighttt count as dubcon since both taeyoung n reader r doing everything behind each others back ? ; kind of exhibitionism idk ; i overuse the („• ᴗ •„) emoticon bc im insane

based on that one taeyoung video , might be- no its definitely all over the place , not proof read , was supposed to post this last night but i fell asleep , pls guys dont make fun of me idk how long i can still pull the autistic aroace lesbian card to defend myself from the shitty writer allegations , im very sleepy rn :3 , might post a part 2 if anyone is interested bc im not done with the thoughts („• ᴗ •„)

camboy taeyo- GETS RAN OVER BY A TRAIN

my god my god my god

he'd sometimes use fleshlights n stuff like that but nothinggg would beat when hes fucking his hand n cums all over his toned abs („• ᴗ •„) n he'd tease his audience sooo much ! being all cocky n mostly in a dom mood ,, but the most fun streams of his r the ones where hes more subby :( begging n whining n trying sooo hard not to come too early bc being this vulnerable in front of an audience makes him more sensitive n turned on •v• camboy tyoungie i fucking love u thats it

and and and and

roommate!taeyoung who also works as a camboy to have some extra money to spend on himself . u dont know abt it , u just assume hes rlly loud n horny all the time - which, hey, u cant rlly blame him for it - but u do question if hes that loud bc he wants u to hear him ,, if only u knew how ur guess isn't that far fetched , taeyoung having to keep himself from moaning ur name everytime he streams, touching himself to the thought of u - on top of him or under him , anywhere , he doesn't care , just thinking abt u is enough . and if only he knew how u took an habit of touching urself at the same time, ur bed being conveniently against the wall confining with his room .. u dont even worry abt taeyoung hearing u , you pride yourself in being on the quieter side - you really aren't and taeyoung anxiously checks if his mic is picking up on ur sounds every single time he hears u . until one eventful day - while taeyoung is out at the gym or something - u realize oh shit , u r unbelievably horny n ur personal jerk off material isn't home ,, u r so desperate , nothing you find on twitter or even those shitty porn sites seems to do the job , it's almost like you've conditioned yourself to only feel good bc of taeyoung </3 at some point , doom scrolling ur twitter tl u come across an account u follow promoting their ,, streaming channel on some obscure website that sounds like a scam . no its definitely a scam . you've never had that much of an interest in this kind of content , but you figure at this point u could try anything to get rid of how unbearably horny u r . again, nothing of what you're seeing piques your interest, until u see the thumbnail of a specific vod from a few days prior. despite being darker, you can still realize the room looks eerily similar to yours - to taeyoung's. u shake ur head, giving yourself a few slaps for good measure and whispering to yourself to 'fucking snap out of it', there's no way you're so down bad for ur roommate u r starting to imagine him as one of these camboys. no way. but u still cant fight the urge to click on the video, maybe the resemblance to taeyoung is what can get u to finally feel good . you hurriedly put your oh so beloved noise canceling headphones on and turn the volume up. that's when your heart sinks and u freeze, hand stopping halfway inside your shorts bc holy shit that sounds a little too much like taeyoung, n u r now a hundred percent sure u saw those same bedsheets in his room four days ago - coincidentally the same day this was streamed, and yes thats his shirt, the one that always drives u insane bc he looks a little too good in it .... before u know it , you're on ur third vod of his , basically binge watching all of his past streams and on the verge of tears with how much you've been overstimulating yourself . you're so lost in it u dont realize taeyoung has come back home around the midst of 2nd video or so , and knows exactly what ur up to when he hears u moaning his name . poor boy is fighting the urge to just burst into your room , telling himself it wouldn't be morally right to do so - as if jerking off to the thought of his roommate while streaming or standing right by their door as he starts to slowly palm himself over his pants while listening to you getting off is any more decent ,,

this might stay ur little secret , both too shy to confront each other abt it ,, or maybe taeyoung will just have to wait for a repeat of that day to catch you red handed and finally get what he's been craving for weeks („• ᴗ •„)

[stylestappen]

DANI BESTIE YOU CAN'T JUST DROP THOSE HEADCANONS ON ME LIKE THAT😭 work of art, your mind <3

would you pretty please expand on the first one (36 questions la da da)?! I have a fic idea similar to that but your thoughts blow my mind!!! take your time and have funn :) loads of loveee <3

AL BESTIE THANK YOU :D TELL US YOUR FIC IDEA TOO I BEG!!

and ok i'm gonna be completely honest, i came up with the 36 questions one on the SPOT with the christmas one, the other ones were from my headcanon doc. SO, i have not a lot of story built for it, but here's me spitballing a few Thoughts.

max and charles are newly appointed teammates for the year, one of them joining rb or ferrari (and i know the merc!teammates au is very popular here but i just CANNOT morally do that to myself. so rbferrari it is.) and wouldn't ya know it? they've got the best sexiest most intimidating dynamic on the entire grid in YEARS. naturally, the fandomTM loves it, and well, we've seen f1 acquiesce with a carlando conference purely because of how much fans were asking for it, so who's to say they wouldn't give us a joint lestappen interview?

only, they go even farther, and frame it as a 'Teammate compatibility quiz', and Alex is given the green light to write a few questions. naturally, the peanut gallery gang takes FULL advantage and just prints out the 36 questions that lead to falling in love.

i don't think i'd write their answers to all 36 questions, but i'd go with the first three-four, and then it would get way too homoerotically charged and they'd both call to end the interview. (the few questions they DO answer though would absolutely break f1blr/f1twt - it's important to me that you know that)

but then. it lingers in their minds. they don't know it's the 36 questions that lead to falling in love, but they DO know there were 36 questions, designed to get to know each other better. so, either max or charles (i'm thinkin charles) approaches the other and goes 'hey we don't need to do it for the camera but i do want to answer these with you. bc i know exactly how you'd turn a corner and where you'd brake and the way you approach overtaking a car on a straight BUT i do not know [fully reading off the website he pulled up on his phone] If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what you would want to know.' and max is like 'yea ok I'll answer a few' and since there are SO many questions i'd space them out in different scenes that show the evolution of them as teammates.

like, they'd answer four-five questions while they're still learning to work WITH each other, maybe around may. and then they get to know each other better and get closer, and it shows (like max would ask charles one of the questions without warning while bringing him his favorite beer that he's got Fully Stocked in his own fridge, and charles would ask max a few lighthearted questions after max has a race that doesn't go so well, to bring his mind onto lighter things, and it would work, and max would be quietly grateful and charles would get it)

finally, they do all the questions and only have the 33rd (ha) left, which is "If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven’t you told them yet?" and neither of them answer because when they get to it max says 'can we not answer this one now?' and charles is like :( ok.

and then one day max crashes (not too dangerous, im not mean) reminiscent of silverstone '21 - without any specific driver to fault, obviously. and they have this thing in f1, right, where sometimes teammates get linked on team radio? so after the crash max's team radio is crackly but it still works. they've red-flagged the race but are yet to get max out of the wreckage. he somehow, through huffs and coughs, tells gp to put him through to charles. and then he says. wait for it. 'number 33. I'm in love with you.' and because he's a dramatic bitch he immediately Passes Out.

charles freaks OUT. he is like wtf why would he- why did he- why now-. and then cue emotional hospital reunion scene where charles goes you IDIOT you DUMBASS i'm also in love with you, never do that again.

and it's a fluffy happy cute ending. probably with an epilogue where they bring up number 26 again ('complete the sentence "I wish I had someone with whom I could share...".') and they'd both answered "a love that keeps up with the racing life" or something to that effect. and in the epilogue MAYBE they're saying their vows or SOMETHING LIKE THAT and charles goes "I found that, I found 26. [continue with poignant awesome heartstopping speech]"

aaand that's basically my spitballed thoughts on that!!! hope you enjoy, love <3

[arrtemisia]

@defiant-firefly this ask got posted before I was done typing bc tumblr is not a functional website, so here it is again! Sorry for any jank in your notifications

Anyways, yes! Plenty of headcanons for both but I kept it to 3 for each so this post doesn't get too long.

Labrys:

- Labby is super clumsy. While she does have sensors helping her with balance and awareness of where her limbs/surroundings are, those sort of things aren't anywhere near as natural or smooth to her as they would be for us humans, especially when you consider that she's an older model. She's constantly banging her arms on doorframes, tripping over stairs, knocking things off of shelves, breaking furniture, everything. For the most part it's no big deal (she finds it funny, especially that one time she tripped so hard she fell through the floor, and maybe her friends will ribb her for it a bit but all in good fun). However, it does sometimes serve as a small reminder that she's not quite human, and can highlight her insecurities when she's already feeling down.

- This one is inspired by a couple of Labrys's victory lines from bbtag (kinda bad game, but good crossover fanservice and labby content), the main one being her win quote when paired with yuzuriha, but one of my fav headcanons for her is that when she's really comfortable around someone she just. Drops all pretense about her mechanical body and pulls a lot of shenanigans with it. It's like amputee "hey can you lend me a hand" "Sure! *tosses prosthetic*" jokes, but with her entire body. There's so much comedy potential here.

- Labrys loves video games. Like a lot. When she's first free and trying to find her place in the world, someone hands her a game console and a copy of zelda or mario or cod or smth and it's love at first sight. She's pretty bad at most of them, she doesn't quite have the fine hand dexterity to work most controllers very well and she's very bad at picking up on those subtle cues devs use to guide players around without being handholdly. And have you ever seen someone who's never played a video game before try to do something as simple as walking around while moving the camera? It's like watching a baby try to do advanced math. She's like that. However, there's one exception: fighting games. She's obsessed. A fightstick is a lot easier for her to use than your standard controller, and she dominates at the sort of mindgames and quick thinking fighting games require. She gets so hypercompetitive over them too, it's her absolute favorite hobby. I might go more in-depth about this later bc it's probably my fav headcanon ever (fighting game character obsessing over fighting games), but this section is getting way too long already.

Sumire:

- Sumire fights extremely well against opponents with heavy armor and strong defenses that'd normally give everyone else a ton a trouble. Since she's built around her high crit rate and speed, in a non-game setting I interpret that as her being naturally very, very good at finding tiny chinks in armor and small weak spots to pierce through. This is enhanced by her use of a rapier, and watching her gracefully dance around her opponents' attacks like it's nothing and then strike at openings nobody else even noticed were there is always an incredible sight to see.

- I feel like Sumire's hair when it's down is a lot curlier than it actually is ingame. This has always bugged me, she has this super curly ponytail but the moment she takes her ribbon out it's razor straight? Not buying it. Plus her canon haircut with her glasses on makes her look a little too much like futaba, like to the point where I've mixed up fanart of them a couple times. I do understand why they went with the straight hair ingame, animating long hair in 3d is infamously a NIGHTMARE, and straight hair is easier than curly hair to get right. This is probably the reason she still wears her hair up in the metaverse even before you max out her confidant and she puts it back up again. Long, loose hair with all those twirly flippy tricks she does? Forget it. I do NOT blame the animation team for taking the easy route with that one, my god. But I do think having her hair be naturally curly/wavy would look much nicer and give her a bit more of a visual identity, avoid those situations where her hair suddenly goes from straight as a ruler to super curly/vice versa in 2 seconds, and also could make for another nice contrast with Kasumi vs "Kasumi." What if Kasumi was the one with naturally straight hair, and the bouncy curly ponytail Sumire associated with her was actually a result of Kasumi being jealous of Sumire's natural hair texture and curling it every day?

- Lastly, I feel like Sumire would be feel like a bit of an outsider around the other phantom thieves and have a huge irrational need to prove herself in her friendships with them as a result. She's both the last one to join and joins after everything important to their main mission has already gone down. For that reason, I feel like she might struggle sometimes to feel like a part of the group, like she's constantly missing a bunch of inside jokes and bonding experiences she wasn't there for. The others pick up on her insecurity on their own, reassuring her at every step of the final palace that she's just as capable as the rest, but that's not the thing she's actually insecure about. After everything is said and done, the year's over, the group is splitting up, she finds herself being the one to reach out to everyone else and try to maintain everyone's bonds and prove herself to be worthy as a part of the group. To her suprise and utter joy, the rest of them are just as excited to get closer to her, too.

[sarah-sandwich]

uhhhhhhhhh the golden hour and ur bodygaurd auuuuu<3

Thank you!!

The Golden Hour

You can read more posts on The Golden Hour here. The basic premise is that Peter and Harley live in separate worlds but there’s a pocket of space between their worlds where they can spend an hour a day together. Peter lives in the MCU while Harley lives in a place where magic is real and he’s a healer who specializes in potions and imbuing magic into baked goods.

In the in-between, parts of both of their worlds carry over. It’s always the same too-hard dirt underfoot. It visually looks like dirt but the texture feels like hardwood and when stomped on sounds like hardwood. The new lights that Peter put up in the workroom on his side shine around them, glowing softly yellow while prairie grass from Harley’s side sways in an unfelt breeze. The temperature is always a moderate unnoticed...nothing. Not hot. Not cold. Simply nothing. When it rains on Harley's side the droplets hang in the air like crystals twinkling orange in the dying sunlight. On clear evenings the sun casts them in a golden shining light. In the winter snow mounds up around them and hangs in the air but their circle always stays clear.

Items that are magical in Harley's realm lose their magical properties when they travel to Peter's and they don’t regain that magic once brought back to Harley’s. So Harley can’t visit Peter’s world without losing his magic forever and Peter won’t risk getting stuck in Harley’s world and not being able to come back to his family and friends and duties as Spider-Man.

Harley has magic but Peter has electricity and with that comes music and movies and MEMES all of which he shares with Harley (sharing earbuds and his downloaded music--no internet for streaming--and watching downloaded movies on his laptop) Harley doesn't really get the music for the most part (not that peter gives up trying to find stuff he likes) but he LOVES movies. It sucks bc an hour isn't long enough to finish a movie so it always cuts off right at the hour mark and he has to wait at least another day to finish it. Sometimes two. TV shows work a lot better and Peter gets pretty familiar with torrenting and downloading from safe websites. He only gets a virus once. Okay twice but Ned manages to save his laptop that other time so it doesn't REALLY count.

But the in-between and the last hour of sunlight are all they have. Once the sun sets, the connection breaks and they return to their separate lives.

Bodyguard AU aka The Distance Between (You and Me)

Here's a snippet!

Peter raises his eyebrows. “Don’t wanna take the elevator with those bags of hot air? Can’t blame you. Stairs?”

Keener glances again at the suits and pulls a face. “Can’t. They’ll get all uppity if they think I’m avoiding them.”

He sighs. “Then lead on, Gold Leader.”

Keener rolls his eyes and it strikes him that this is the most present he’s seen him since the incident with the bolt tray. What did it? What brought him back? He glances over his shoulder at Pepper’s office door while he follows Keener towards the elevators. Hmmm.

“Mr. Keener,” blusters one of the suits as they approach. It’s that Weston guy that got all bent out of shape earlier. He was one of the four that voted against the switch. “It’s good that Stark is letting you sit in his place at these meetings but when do you suppose he’ll return?”

Keener’s expression darkens. “You know why I attend these meetings, Mr. Weston. You know it’s not as a subject-matter expert, though I am that.”

“Of course, of course. The transition, but that won’t be taking place for a good long while yet. You have a long way to go before you’re qualified for a real seat at the table.”

Keener’s jaw ticks but he manages a closed-lip smile as the down-facing arrow above the elevator lights up and the doors open with a ding.

“After you,” Weston says, gesturing.

“Ah, actually I’m going up. Have a good one.”

Weston doesn’t quite manage to squash the nasty look that slips free at the simply uttered remark and wordlessly enters the elevator. A few of the other suits nod at Keener before following suit and then the doors slide shut.

Keener releases a pent-up breath and shakes out his hands.

“Trouble in paradise?” he asks mildly.

“Shut up,” Keener responds without looking at him.

The second elevator arrives and whisks them up to the top. This time when Keener steps into the lab, he doesn’t relax and release an unconscious sigh of relief. Instead, he stalks through the door and stops short, staring at the bolts still scattered across the floor.

For a moment, Peter worries he’s going to slip back into the distant state but as he closes the distance between them he notices he looks confused rather than upset.

“Impossible to get good help nowadays, am I right?” He perches on a table and kicks his heels as Keener peels his eyes away from the bolts and frowns at him.

“What? No one comes in here except me.” With an eyeroll he adds, “and Tony sometimes.”

“So what were you expecting then? Clean up fairies? A very dedicated roomba?”

He shakes his head and doesn’t answer as he grabs a broom. Weird.

[janiedean]

The west doesn't help Italy with the refugee crisis bc many western countries disagree with Italy's open border policy. If i speak for my country-the UK-we adore, admire & appreciate your rich history, food, beautiful architecture etc.. But I'd say at least 50% of us in the UK, disagree with your open door policy to refugees & migrants. It doesn't mean 'that no one cares about South Europe' it doesn't mean 'everyone ignores South Europe' we don't. I understand the west/UK ignoring EE not SE tho.

I don't get this idea of not benefitting from colonial empires. Just b/c you didn't benefit from it, doesn't mean you didn't cause harm to exploited countries. And Spain did loot gold and various other resources from the Americas so it did benefit from it. Even if it's not much, other people and lands aren't your toys to play with. Spain and Portugal should take more responsibility and own up to their disastrous racist colonial empires and involvement in slavery, the way France & the UK does.

.... brexit anon I hope it’s not you but honestly good fucking lord are we serious

a) ‘we don’t agree with italy’s open border policy’

man. idk what geography do y’all study but ITALY DOES NOT HAVE BORDERS. sending someone back home on a plane costs 5000 euros PER PERSON. now if someone comes in WITH A BOAT you can’t practice *closed borders* BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU LET PPL DROWN AND THAT’S A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY LAST I CHECKED. WOW, CLOSE THE BORDERS, AND LET PEOPLE DIE INSTEAD OF RESCUING THEM??? LIKE???????

b) greece is southern europe. greece was squeezed like a lemon and left hung to dry by all of us northern europe most of all. like wow let’s go and economically destroy the random citizens who most probably worked instead of the idiots who caused greece’s collapse in the first place. like where were you in summer 2k15

c) greece - in those conditions - has the highest number of refugees in europe. we have the second-highest. we’re currently in sucky economical conditions. what does northern europe do? take in immigrants? give us some money? revise the dublin treaty? naaaaaah. I mean, sweden does and germany does (but mostly syrians/educated people), we have to deal with everything else. hahaha. nice. and the UK wouldn’t even take some until renzi put his foot down with cameron and then HEY LET’S BUILD A WALL IN CALAIS. ah okay. but you totally care about us. k man.

d) oh god we’re talking about THE CURRENT ECONOMICAL SITUATIONS OF SOUTHERN EUROPE. SPAIN AND PORTUGAL HAD A COLONIAL EMPIRE BUT THEY HAVEN’T MADE A CENT OFF IT FOR YEARS THEREFORE ARE IN SHITTY ECONOMICAL CONDITIONS ALSO FOR THAT, WHILE THE UK AND FRANCE PROFITED FROM THEIRS UNTIL THE SECOND HALF OF THE 20TH CENTURY and guess who’s better off economically in between them? UK and france. italy’s colonial empire never improved our economical situation and lol greece was part of a colonial empire (you ever wondered why the greeks and turkish dislike each other???) sooo. I mean. no one is talking about the crap that the spanish pulled in south america (btw convenient that no one ever talks about it on tumblr when it comes to discuss how horrid cristoforo colombo was when he had nothing on cortez or pizarro), we’re talking about how’s spain’s economical situation these days. as in: bad. the fact that they used to be a colonial empire doesn’t change it. ffffffff. it’s not benefiting from that now. who ever said spain hadn’t benefited from it back in the day.

can y’all read?

(portugal lost its empire before spain did on top of that sooo.)

Even if it's not much, other people and lands aren't your toys to play with. Spain and Portugal should take more responsibility and own up to their disastrous racist colonial empires and involvement in slavery, the way France & the UK does

UK owns up to their colonial empire.

so much that people want it back and vote for brexit.

anon pls stop drinking the kool-aid. don’t you worry everyone in europe diff. from certain ppl on this website is aware of the shitty things that happened during 16th century colonialism. like. wow. we’ve discovered hot water.

jesus fucking christ why am I even wasting time on this instead of sleeping ah well next ask i’m blocking you all over again shall we