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my review of wicked: i'm not watching that

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santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney

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this is just how it is

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GANDALF FUCKED UP AND EVIL MOMENT!? WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED TO SCARE HIM LIKE THAT!?

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In cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, Wizco Toys of Montclair, NJ, recalled 245,000 Aqua Assault RoboFighters Monday after three dumb kids managed to kill themselves playing with the popular toy, ruining the fun for everybody else.

“The tragedy is inconceivable,” Wizco president Alvin Cassidy said. “For years, countless children played with the Aqua Assault RoboFighter without incident. But then these three retards come along and somehow find a way to get themselves killed. So now we have to do a full recall and halt production on what was a really awesome toy. What a waste.”

“My mom won’t let me play with my RoboFighter because of those dumb kids who died,” said 10-year-old Jeremy Daigle of Somerville, MA. “I used to set up army guys around the RoboFighter and have it run over them and conquer Earth for the Zardaxians. But now I’ll never see it again, all because three stupid idiots had to go and wreck everything.” Full Story

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Pls get updates to the upcoming book campaign ily insiders.skybound.com/the-book-of-shame

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color coding the map so the more a country likes China, the more red it gets, while the countries that hate China are bright blue, kind of seems intentional.

Global Public Opinion on China: Most of Africa view China favorably.

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I think the dude was just surprised to see boots actually used as boots.

I went to Kohls after work and a kid working there asked me what my boots were. they’re doc martens that are caked in flour and are kind of gross, they’ve been my work boots for two years. he said he fucked with them.

docs are in vogue again I guess, but it’s funny to get a compliment on my stinky work boots.

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I went to Kohls after work and a kid working there asked me what my boots were. they’re doc martens that are caked in flour and are kind of gross, they’ve been my work boots for two years. he said he fucked with them.

docs are in vogue again I guess, but it’s funny to get a compliment on my stinky work boots.

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Looking glumly at the mess of candies and royal icing, local 44-year-old Anthony Renton told reporters Thursday that building a shitty gingerbread house was just making his depression worse.  “Nothing will stick—the gumdrops, the Twizzlers, the candy canes, the Hershey’s kisses—they all reject the frosting, just as life has rejected me,” said Renton, who stared into the dead confectionary eyes of the smiling gingerbread man that lay flat on its back outside the smeared, ramshackle creation he had begun building in a misguided attempt to conjure some holiday cheer.  Full Story

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Working a physically demanding job where I realistically get a workout every day has made me consider that a reason so many people struggle with their weight today is that our work doesn’t provide enough exercise for our bodies despite taking up such a huge part of our daily life.

Even if your job involves being idle all day, you can be exhausted by the end of it. But you still have to make time, and fight the mental fatigue, to get the physical exercise you need to stay healthy.

In an idyllic world I imagine we’d all have a healthy balance of work and household chores that would keep us busy and active enough so that our free time could be spent enjoying life or pursuing our interests, and not trying to make exercise fun.

Now that I write it out, I feel like that’s how most people used to live, and it’s only recently that we’ve modernized to the point where we have to actively fight the conveniences that make life easier if we want to be healthy. Making exercise into a hobby is a good coping strategy, but I feel like there’s a reason it’s something we condition ourselves into enjoying.

more people would exercise if this culture didn't make it absolute hell

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oh okay

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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever