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Hello, I hope you and your family are well. Can you please help me recycle the post on my account? 🌺 And help rescue my family from the war in Gaza? 🙏 Thank you.

you might get more donations if you chose a picture that doesn’t make you look like the young heir to a diamond mine.

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when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

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They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it

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so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw

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whoever decided Venom in the Venom movies should sound like the cookie monster should be drawn and quartered. every time I get and ad for this stupid movie and hear that guttural voice screaming “OH YEAH BABY” or whatever I want to throw up.

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kamala should do her own january 6th. i think it would be funny

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some of yall will be like "be gay do crime!!!" but then torrenting is too scary n diy hrt/medication is too dangerous and shoplifting is too risky and i think the only crime u guys r comfortable committing is "being" illegal in a country you'll never visit who's people you've never had to recognise as actual human beings

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Right when you don't think you can take much more you'll hear your cat start to dry heave in another room

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one cool thing about having the same blog for so long, and from a young age, is I’m forced to look back at my past posts sometimes, and I’m faced with some of the stupid, hateful shit I’ve said.

It’s good perspective I think, it reminds me that people’s views change, and that it wasn’t that long ago I held opinions that I have completely reversed.

It’s nice to be blissfully ignorant and pretend I’ve always had the moral standards I have, I’ve always been just as smart and empathetic as I am today. But that’s not the reality, and acknowledging the difference and change feels important.

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pseudo-wokeness aside, this is such sloppy writing. this is probably the most ham-fisted way to get a character to talk about transgenderism.

Anakin is reaching and comes off as a chaser if i’m being honest.

still can't believe this is a real scene, lmao

allykin skywoker

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lmao