#but pony could squish him like a bug

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

pony n curly absolutely fascinating to me bc what if they fight huh? see pony was raised in a we argue FIRST n THEN whoever is losing is giving up n bodying their sibling to the ground type house. so if u piss off pony u are getting verbally torn to SHREDDDDSS. curly. not so much. hashtag love Tim. but when the two of them fight it is a handful of minced words n then one of them is FLYING across the room. so when curly n pony get into it pony taps into all the bitchiness in his heart meanwhile curly is genuinely just vibrating with the urge to tackle him.

[augustinapril]

Very random the Outsiders headcanons

warnings: mentions of really bad food combination, throwing up, insects, scratching & picking at skin, loud chewing, fears, please lmk if I forgot something!!

all created w/ @luvmarsbars & @stqrluvr !

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To begin with we have food headcanons:

They all have a certain tastes in pizza!!

Johnny really likes olives on his pizza, like he just loves it.

Darry is a chicken bacon ranch pizza guy. it's his favorite pizza.

Dally really likes supreme pizzas but he can't stand pineapple on pizza. other than that he doesn't care.

Two bit LOVES pineapple on pizza, it's one of his favorites. (he argues w/ dally about it constantly). Him and Steve have no pickiness when it comes to pizza or food in general .

Ponyboy on the other hand is a VERY picky eater (me too man me too).

like he can't stand spicy foods, won't touch olives within an inch of his his life, has to have the edges of his sandwhiches cut off, won't eat pizza crust unless it's stuffed crust, hates cooked vegetables, the list goes on.

Ponyboy loves breadsticks!! it's one of the few foods he genuinely really loves. Same with pickles.

Steve is 100% the kid who you could pay to eat the gross food combinations that people came up with during lunch. yk, like the beans in milk? he would eat that. no hesitation.

Sodapop doesn't like soda because of the carbonation. (again that's me too I don't like drinking soda bc the fizz hurts my mouth).

Darry and Two bit are both lactose intolerant, Darry's just isn't as bad as Two's. Two bit does NOT care though because he loves eating lactose.

Also he loves BBQ sauce, Soda likes ketchup, and Pony loves ranch. like he LOVES it. he was the kid to eat it straight up.

Dallas hates sour foods, he can not stand pickles. He also hates fish, like he doesn't like sea food at all.

Dally also doesn't like mint, his favorite type of gum is watermelon.

He also is the type of person to chew with his mouth open. Like he didn't even realize he was doing it at first until people pointed it out. Then he did it to annoy them, especially Pony.

Ponyboy will get irritated and tell him to chew with his mouth shut and Dally would move his head so he was chewing directly into Pony's ear.

Johnny has random food cravings. like peanut butter on pickles, mustard on ice cream, etc. Pony has to hold back the urge to throw up.

Steve put sugar on his popcorn. he was also the type of person to have popcorn with his ice cream and m&ms and torn up pieces of candy bars & chocolate syrup, and probably maple syrup. he would throw any kind of sweet know to man into a bowl of ice cream and eat it.

Two bit really likes seafood. like he loves fish sticks.

Johnny was allergic to eggs and peaches as a kid. He isn't as much now, but he can't eat peaches anyway because he doesn't like the way they taste.

Headcanons w/ them and certain animals (dogs, cats, insects, etc.):

Darry loves dogs. He loves them and he really doesn't like cats because he thinks they're more of a hassle to take care of. Ponyboy loves cats and would rather have one than a dog. Sodapop loves both.

I saw someone else say Dally is scared of dogs and I just couldn't agree more. He really doesn't like them, and he isn't much of a cat person. He loves snakes though, like if he had the chance to have a pet snake he would 100% have one.

Ponyboy is terrified of any/all insects & bugs, including butterfly. He's allergic to bees as well.

He screams bloody murder if he sees a spider in the house and he HAS to be in a different room if there is one.

Johnny on the other hand isn't scared of them at all. He was the kid who would cry if someone squished a spider, so whenever Ponyboy is freaking out over one he will either a.) calmly pick it up and move it out of the house. or b.) be trying to capture it and tell ponyboy that it keeps moving so its hard to catch.

Then Darry would come in with a cup and paper and call them sissies.

Dally tormented Pony because of his fear of bugs. He would actually chase Pony around with a bug for his own enjoyment.

Miscellany headcanons:

Dallas finds horror movies hilarious. Like he isn't scared of them one bit and is completely unbothered. Johnny and Pony will be clinging to eachother during one and Dally is all like, "Cmon man, it's not even that scary!"

Johnny is afraid of thunderstorms and the dark. Like genuinely he is actually so scared of them.

Both Dally and Johnny bounce their legs when they're sitting, especially if they're nervous about something.

Ponyboy picks at the skin around his nails and Johnny scratches his hands a lot when he's nervous, neither of them really realize they're doing it.

Pony can't stand sherpa. like if the last remaining blanket was sherpa, he would rather sleep without a blanket.

Pony isn't the biggest fan of heights or rollercoasters and Soda doesn't like carnival rides that spin because they make him nauseous.

Dallas would rather die than use sunscreen, he absolutely hates it. Ponyboy loves sunscreen.

Two bit burns really easily. like he'll be outside for 30 minutes and he's already getting sunburnt.

Johnny doesn't go anywhere without his Jean jacket, it's his comfort item.

Steve was the kid to chew on his hoodie strings and his pencils. He couldn't have a wooden pencil without it having so many bite marks in it.

Darry cracks like every single one of his bones and it is so LOUD. He'll twist so he can stretch his back and it'll sound like if firecrackers and rice crispies had a baby.

[sagesilentfire]

I'm looking for a trans sensitivity reader (for Marcie) and possibly a poc sensitivity reader (for the monsters vs mewmans plot), so if you're available, please tell me, and we'll figure something out.

Forgive my inability to draw humans, please.

I know this is a big departure from my usual content, so I'd like to make sure you know that watching SVTFOE is not necessary to enjoy this AU, as everything needed to understand the plot is explained in-story. In fact, I'd love to have someone who's never even heard of a svftoe to read it so I can make sure it makes its own logical sense.

Anyways... 

(putting this under a read more for your scrolling purposes)

Hi. I'm Sage, and I would like to talk about a show I really liked. The past tense being the operative, as it used to be good, but...

I started watching SVTFOE after watching the great Steven Universe, which meant I had high expectations for it. And it met those expectations! From the beginning I was hooked. It was a good show. But as the seasons went on, it started to... rot.

Now, something to know about me is that I do not invest myself wisely. I love the things I love deeply and with passion. I get attached easily, and I love to theorize about the things I love. So I was heartbroken when SVTFOE ended the way it did, with none of my questions answered.

And when my theories were better than canon, well, that meant I had a new project: a complete rewrite of Star vs. the Forces of Evil. This AU will start similar to canon, but gradually diverge from it until it's something completely new. It will also have five separate "seasons".

So here's my AU: Star and Marcie and The Forces Of Evil (aka samatfoe). This AU will tear apart the scraps of lore that we got from SVTFOE and expand on it and make new lore, all narrated by my lovely OC, Sílthéy. And I promise I will get to as much as possible. If you're worried, check the titles of all of the chapters, which will hopefully reassure you that, yes, I will get to everything (or at least everything I've thought of ;)).

Dramatis Personae:

Star: Star will mostly stay the same in the first few seasons, but I'll try to have her actually grow and mature while staying a good person in the later seasons. She'll also be a bit more fire-aligned, because I wanted to be able to tell my Star and the canon Star apart easily. (She also doesn't get those wings until Mewberty.)

Marcie: is a trans girl. The entire second "episode" will be about her being trans. And I will, again, try to not have her act like a jerk in later seasons. She also won't be an adult trapped in a teenager's body, as that was waaay too weird for me. Instead she won't age in the Neverzone, period, and there will be an episode dedicated to her re-adjusting to Earth and discussing what the whole "spent a decade and a half in eight minutes" thing means for her. And, of course, she'll be more involved with the Mewni plot, as she will be interested in learning the lore behind Mewni from the beginning and push Star to find out more about Mewni.

Ludo: Ludo's story will not effectively end with the Battle for Mewni. He will get a redemption arc, with all the pitfalls and trip-ups that come with that. And all of his flaws and issues will be brought up, now just forgiving him for everything he did because he had bad parents. And Dennis will continue to be a cinnamon roll. Some things never change.

Buff Frog/Yvgeny: will not change. He is good lad.

Toffee: This is the big one. Where to start, and how to start it without spoiling everything I have planned? Well, let me tell you this: Toffee is getting a complete overhaul. For one thing, I now made them agender for various complicated reasons that will be revealed in-story, eventually. And for another thing, they will get an actual backstory and personality! Isn't that a novel idea! And they will not die abruptly and nonsensically in Battle for Mewni, so don't worry about that.

Jackie: Oh, Jackie. You poor dear. Jackie will not be delegated to the role of "one-time love interest who just skateboards out of the plot". First of all, Marcie will only have a squish (a platonic crush) on her, because I don't trust my aro/ace self with the weird things people in romantic love do to get together, but I do know what it's like to desperately want to be friends with someone. Secondly, while she will be out of the spotlight in later seasons, it'll be because she's on an exchange trip to France, not because we're abandoning her character and her world for no good reason.

Janna: never changes. Pretty sure she's the one constant of the multiverse.

Tom: will have his redemption arc earlier in the story so I can use him for things, but other than that will not change much.

Moon: First of all, she will not betray everything her daughter stands for by siding with Mina this time. There are plenty of other ways Mina could rise to power, so there's no need to ruin her character by making her do a stupid, illogical thing that even a five-year-old would see was stupid. I mean, she's still going to be kind of racist, but she's well-established to be level-headed and even a little clever, so she will not do something that would so obviously blow up in her face. Secondly, she will be a bad ruler, hence why Mewni is a total mess, but she will learn and become better and help Star's efforts to improve Mewni.

Glossaryck: is... changing. He won't "lose" his sanity for season three, but he will also not be in a totally heroic role. It's a complicated thing and a bit of a spoiler, so I'll leave it at that. Also, he's a dragon now Because Reasons (no, seriously, I have a reason for it. It's also a spoiler).

River: River will be goofy, like usual, but he won't be plot-destroyingly stupid. I'll try my best to not make you question why he's even king while still making him a foil to Moon. It's the tightrope I must walk.

Angie and Raphael: Will not completely disappear from the plot in later seasons, but will instead be like a second family to Star and will be a refuge when her overbearing Butterfly side gets too much.

Kelly: Will not be involved in a stupid romantic subplot with Marcie. Sorry. Other than that, Kelly will remain pretty much the same, aside from now being tiny, because that's just how she came out in my art. She's pretty cool.

Miss Heinous: Will not be Meteora this time around. I disliked how Heinous hurt so many people and was a horrible person, but as soon as her Tragic Backstory™ was revealed, all that pain and suffering she caused was ignored in favor of making her Super Duper Tragic™. So I'm separating the characters. Don't worry, though, she'll get the backstory and character arc she deserves.

Saint Olga: Saint Olga will be the main motivator for Miss Heinous's actions, as she is desperate to please the robot. Other than that, Saint Olga won't actually get much character. She's a bad guy, pure and simple.

Meteora: will not turn into a baby. She will deal with the consequences of her actions like a mature, responsible sixteen-year-old. But because she's sixteen, things won't be too harsh when she does snap. She'll still have her mother and father to help her and guide her.

Eclipsa: Regarding Eclipsa's design, I tried to make her fat, but... I don't know if it translates well in my art. I'm just not that good at art yet. But aside from that, making her cheekmarks dark gray (spades are a black card, not a red card! That bugged me so unreasonably much), and giving her as much of a connection to Toffee as the show implied, I'm not changing much about her. She was one of the good characters.

Globgor: Will have fought against mewmans in the past, but not have eaten them (what were the writers thinking?! Making your metaphorical poc eat people is... not good). And it will be more of a case of Star and Eclipsa knowing he is good and should be released from the crystal, but the general mewman populace not accepting it, until Cornonation, where he proves he's a good guy.

Shinjai: Is a new character I am thrilled to introduce to you all! She came from me thinking that for someone who supposedly wants to end mewman-monster racism, Star sure doesn't have any monster friends (Buff Frog doesn't count. He's an adult, and they don't really hang out so much). So here's Shinjai! She's a septarian, and is introduced instead of Princess Smooshy in Sleep Spells. She's a very minor minor monster noble, and her family has about as much political power as your average worm on a sidewalk after it rains, but all noble monsters must go to Saint Olga's Reform School for Wayward Royalty, so she runs away and gets help from Star and Marcie. She's mostly made to replace Pony Head: she's spunky and... uh, actually she's nothing like Pony Head. She's also unafraid of asking difficult questions and knows more about the plot than she lets on.

Rasticore: is very different from his canon counterpart: he only allies with Heinous and Saint Olga to keep an eye on them for ~someone~, and thoroughly dislikes them, despite agreeing to their mission. He also can regenerate as quickly as Toffee, he just chooses not to for ~reasons~. He also has a mysterious partner, but we all know it's – *gets clubbed over the head by Síthéy*

Mina: Making fun of mental illnesses isn't funny kids. Therefore, Mina is the only neurotypical member of the cast. She does boring neurotypical things like... I dunno, cleaning? And she's still a threat: bigotry and hatred are not exclusive to people with mental illnesses, after all.

Lilacia: Now, Lilacia Pegasus, the horse formerly known as Pony Head, will... exist. She won't be as overwhelmingly annoying, hopefully, as she is in canon. And to make sure she feels consequences for her actions, there will be a subplot in season two about her and Star growing apart as Star grows and leaves Lilacia's annoying party girl antics behind. Lilacia will have to realize that her immature actions are making Star leave her behind, and she'll have to grow as a person because of it.

Then there's a mysterious character who is very mysterious and does mysterious things and has a mysterious personality and is generally mysterious... mysterious. She'll be introduced in the second season and will be as mysterious as promised, I swear.

And finally, of course, it will be narrated by Sílthéy. She will tell this story, and her part in it, for all to hear. Or read? It's a bit of a strange medium, storytelling on paper. Or on a screen, whatever.

Now, of course, by now you must be wondering: What about the shipping? The shipping's the most important part, right? Well, here is my answer: There will be no ship wars. There will be no love dodecahedrons. There will be no cheating, no lies, no throwing other characters under the bus for stupid romantic drama. Why? BECAUSE STAR AND MARCIE ARE BOTH ARO/ACE. Suck on that, Starco! I am the last person to trust romantic drama with, so all of the romantic relationships in this bandwagon will be established, healthy relationships that have decades of chosen love and appreciation for one another behind them. And past!Tomstar and brief, schoolchild-crush-esque Star/Oskar but that doesn't count.

So, I believe that about wraps things up for this post. I'll start posting chapters soon, and will post two chapters every other week, and I'll release the descriptions of them two weeks before I post them. If you have any questions, please ask them! I want to work on my drawing skills, so I might even draw something for them!

Description for next episodes:

Star's Birthday: Star is a young, wild princess who is about to receive her family's most precious heirlooms.

Trouble in Diazland: Star is put under the care of the Diaz family, but can't quite seem to connect with their son, Marco.

And, finally, I have thank yous! These are mostly people I watched but haven't really interacted with yet, so if you get tagged know that you don't know me, I just followed you for svtfoe content. And for, you know, your personality.

Thanks to ankle-beez for being hilarious and reminding me why I made this AU when you relentlessly drag svtfoe. Thank you to @full-moon-phoenix, @dappercritter, and the lizard squad for my regular dose of Toffee. Thank you morningmark and @jess-the-vampire for keeping me invested in svtfoe as a whole. Thanks to svtfoe-critical and @twinklecupcake for good ideas. Thank you to TBlofeld on AO3 for your amazing AU, Monsters, Mewmans, Magic, that, while we took things and ran in completely opposite directions, still inspired me to complete mine. And thank you to Blue Order, whose deeply hilarious and deeply accurate video "How Star Vs the Forces of Evil Fell From Grace" inspired me to create this story in the first place. And, of course, thank you to whoever on the svtfoe wiki writes down the transcripts to every episode. You've helped me so much. I admit that I didn't follow all of your guys' advice, but you did help me get here, every one of you. So thank you.

[angsty-aliens]

An Object At Rest, Stays At Rest

I was discussing with @tasyfa @maeglinthebold @el-gilliath and @myrmidryad the necessity for adorable Science Squad nap fic, and this is what happened. 

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The couch was Michael’s idea. It was an old beat up thing he found on the curb and hauled onto his truck after determining there were no bed bugs, or other surprises. He learned at a very young age to check for surprises. The lab at the old Indian School had everything they needed. They just needed to get things organized and clean. Kyle rolled his eyes when Michael drove up with a couch in the truck bed, but Michael just insisted every good secret bunker should have a place to pass out when you needed to.

At first they mostly used it for short breaks. Time to eat a snack? Sit on the couch. Need to make a phone call? Sprawl on the couch. Feeling an inexplicable urge to bang your head against a wall? Just take a break on the couch instead. It was a good couch. Lumpy and ugly, but good.

As the weeks went on, Liz, Kyle, and Michael slept less and less. Liz was working full time at the Crashdown. Kyle was still on rotations. And Michael was still fixing cars between benders at the Wild Pony. Time was passing, and every day Max being dead felt more and more permanent. They tried everything. And everything failed. Michael even sacrificed parts of his ship in a desperate attempt to create nanotech to bring Max back. It rubbed him raw to see pieces of the console that could bring him home, shattered on the ground. But he needed his brother back. This sacrifice was worth it if only Max would come back.

Liz set up an experiment that would take four hours before it yielded results. With a sigh she folded her arms and rested her head on the table. Four hours, and probably yet another failed response. She startled when Michael put a hand on her shoulder.

“Ortecho, just take a nap. Couch is right there.” He smirked, “Lab safety!”

She narrowed her eyes at him. He’d been drinking less, but his eyes were bloodshot and the skin around them looked purple. “You first.”

“C’mon Liz. I know you closed the Crashdown last night. Just lay down on the couch for a bit. I’m fine.”

With a huff she grabbed his arm and dragged him to the couch. “It’s big enough for both of us if we squish. I’ll take a nap if you do. It’s stupid to not share.”

Michael hesitated. He didn’t want it to be weird. But he was tired. He was bone wearily exhausted. He felt like he hadn’t properly slept in weeks. When Liz shoved him towards the couch, he rolled his eyes at her and scooted all the way to the back of the couch on his side. She joined him without comment. On her side, she fit perfectly with no room to spare. After a moment, Michael looped an arm around her waist so she wouldn’t fall off the couch if she moved in her sleep.

His face was buried in her hair. It had been a long time since he was close enough to another person to smell their shampoo. Michael tilted his face forwards so his forehead rested against the back of Liz’s head, her veil of hair shielding him from the harsh fluorescent lights. This felt right. He closed his eyes…

Liz could feel the moment Michael fell asleep. His deep even breaths huffed against her neck. He was warmer than she was used to. He smelled like rain, like Max. Her heart hurt but as Michael’s arm tightened against her waist, she felt protected and cared for. She drifted off.

When Kyle entered the lab, he expected to see his two colleagues sniping at each other as they had been for the past few weeks. Short tempers and creative complaining. The lab was rarely quiet. But it was eerily quiet now. It took him a moment to find them, curled up like puppies on the couch. Despite himself, he smiled. They were adorable.

Michael twisted himself closer to Liz, trying to fuse with her as he shivered slightly. They never did get the space heater installed. Kyle pulled the ugly quilt off the back of the couch, and draped it over them. Michael immediately relaxed. Adorable. Kyle pulled out his iphone and snapped a quick picture. He wasn’t sure if it was for blackmail, or just because the sight of the two of them at rest made his belly warm in a way he didn’t anticipate.

Kyle checked the lab equipment. The alarm was set to go off in four hours, and there was nothing he could do until the results were ready. His eyes kept drifting to the two bodies, curled up on the couch. There wasn’t space for him there, but… he could sit on the floor and lean against the couch. Maybe play on his phone a bit. Just something to distract him from the passage of time. Without even thinking of it, his head tilted back and rested against Liz’s belly where her hand covered Guerin’s. Liz’s eyes fluttered open for just a second, registering the new body in orbit, and her hand gently raked through his hair, soothing both of them. Feeling Liz’s stomach rise and fall with each breath, as her hand absentmindedly curled through his hair, he closed his eyes.

When the alarm went off four hours later, the three of them jolted to wakefulness. Michael just barely kept Liz from falling off the couch, with a steady hand on her hip. They untangled themselves from the quilt, and each other, and went to check the results.

Failure.

As expected.

But it didn’t hit as hard. Didn’t hurt as much. They felt ready to try a different approach, and felt more clear headed than they had in ages.

Liz pronounced, “Okay Science Squad clearly needs group naps for morale. So we’re doing that again tomorrow.”

Michael rolled his eyes, “We’re not calling ourselves that.”

Kyle shoved his shoulder gently, “But we are taking another nap tomorrow.”

And with a shrug, Michael agreed. Liz fully intended on taking turns on the couch, and couldn’t wait to see what happened when she insisted Kyle be the big spoon to Michael’s little spoon. Science squad definitely required more naps.

[kantuck]

The Princess, and the Pegasus (publishable version)

Here it is, enjoy! -- The Princess, and the Pegasus By Kantuck Nadie Nata-akon for Jessica with many thanks. A deep, forlorn sigh slowly rose into the air, as a young girl peered out her window at the gray landscape. It had stormed all day, dishes rattling thunder, and waterfall rain lashed at the sides of the small home. Now with the fury reduced to a gentle pattering on the metal roof, the fog faded the mountains a mile away to a ghostly outline. Even at noon, the buildings around her home was barely showing. There was one building, a red barn of little remark. She looked over at it, and happy memories playing in it brought a smile to her lips. The /work/ however, she had to do at times furrowed her brow. Jules Huffman, the WSAZ weatherman from Huntington, West Virginia, said in his uplifting, smiling voice. "The rain's coming to an end, folks." But even Mr. Cartoon could barely lift the haze of her boredom. Even wishing it was three, so at least he could help her with Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. Then on that non-descript barn, a door swung wild, and crashed against the side. "Pa!" she yelled at her father in the other room, but no answer. He was too busy working on the books of their business to hear their only child. "Ma?" Again no answer since she was with Prince Valium now; snoring peacefully after a horrible night of sinusitis that kept her awake. Jessica was glad at least she didn't get that from her. But the door would be ripped off the hinges if someone didn't go and latch it. Heading to the barn, the water-soaked ground squished like a damp sponge under her bare feet. But the barn's bone-dry floor coated the feet with a layer of dust, which also shimmered in the sun-beams shining through the cracks in the wall-boards. Craters made from ant-lions dotted the floorspace, while hand-hewn wood beams was thrusting up toward the metal roof. Holding cross beams, that was lined with the remaining dry and brown leaves of tobacco. Giving the air an intensely sweet smell. Peeking through a cut window in a tan colored stall-door, was the roman nose of the family work horse, "Old Rosie." She made a soft basely nicker at her as if she was saying "Hi." Jessica opened the brabant's stall, making sure to fluff her straw, and top off her water bucket. "Lousy day, hmm Rosie?" She asked her old friend as she stroked her nose and smiled at her. Rosie nickered, and nuzzled at the young girl as if she was answering her. Rosie decided she needed some time out, so she exited, stage left. Jessica was shoe-less so she couldn't go out in the field and wasn't keen to go back to the house. The stripping room had a feed bag, the tack room, a tobacco stick. Walking like an old woman, she giggled, "Just try and stay out of my way. Just try! I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!" But then she changed her attitude and raised the stick, as she put her sack at her neck, and over her shoulder. Now Princess Jessica said, "I think I'll go out this evening, to meet up with the son of the prince visiting Ma." Suddenly there was a rapping, a rapping at the barn door. Who could it be now? As she opened it slowly, It was as if Christ Within was at the door! A black head framed by the door campaigned against the narrow entrance until he stood before the princess. A muscular stallion coated in blue-black, with equally ebony wings tucked against his sides, adorned with feathers of the softest silk. "Shadowfax, my old friend." she said as she hugged him around his broad neck. He nickered, then wrapped his head and neck around her before he spoke, "Princess, the kingdom is being invaded, and we need you. I was asked to fetch you." he tossed his head to the side, continuing. "They knew you are the only one I will allow to carry in lew of our friendship." The princess quickly put on her chain mail of mithril, sword in her scabbard, and promptly she swung herself up onto the Pegasus' back. "Then off, old friend!" The land was gold and jewels with people waving and cheering as they saw Princess Jessica flying over them on her friend, Shadowfax, the Good. But parading into town was a huge green ogre. How he could run with blubber, flapping like jello with each heavy footstep, she couldn't tell. Clothed only in a set of denim bib-overalls that strained to hold him in. As he looked up, seeing the pretty princess astride her broad winged pony he laughed. "A mosquito comes to bite me?" he yelled in a guttural voice. "Do your worse!" Suddenly she guided Shadowfax down into a dive right at the ogre, As the green giant picked up a side of a building as a club, Shadowfax suddenly flicked to the left. The princess leaned to the right with her sword glowing blue, "I shall!" She swung Sting, her sword, at the green beast. It sliced though the straps on his shoulders, and the mighty monster was shown as the emperor he was! "NO!!!" he roared, dropping down to cover his...jewels. Then the Pegasus turned, dove in for another and she swatted the ogre on his ample backside! The ogre, now red, screamed out curses and obscenities that would make a sailor blush with shame. In an explosion of dandelion seeds, he was scattered across the nine winds. Shadowfax looked over his shoulder at the princess, "That was too easy." She patted his side and gave him a hand-full of sugar, "How so, faithful steed?" "An ogre is merely muscle." he said between munches. "They don't have the brains to chew their cud, and scratch their behinds at the same time. No, there is someone else. Someone far more cunning at work here." He then flapped his broad wings and flew higher, and higher to see the kingdom. The princess looked around at the layout of her lands. It was peaceful now in the main section since she dispatched the ogre. But her excellent eyesight caught sight of movement on the east side, "There!" she pointed. "I see it" replied Shadowfax, and with a powerful sweep of his wings, he flew so forcefully the princess was hard-pressed to hold on! "Oh no!" the princess exclaimed, "The lion hoard!" Sure enough in a blitzkrieg of huge white bodies that was segmented into many sections. Their jaws like sickles and two huge onyx eyes laid on a black head, the lion hoard was a force to be reckoned with. Six huge steel legs clanked and squeaked along as they ran as fast as they could for one thing. The peaceful Ant Village! A people her father had sworn to protect long ago, and she wasn't about to fail them! The ant people's screams were growing louder in Shadowfax and the Princess' ears as they swooped further down. The people was carrying squirming bundles of white babies in their own jaws. Their guardian standing at ready with their own antennae waving, and jaws open salivating. At nearly ground level, the Princess swung Sting, but it bounced off the leathery hide of the lion's body. Shadowfax reared and kicked, but he too wasn't able to make much progress. Finally she told him "Take to the clouds, my fine steed!" and without question he did, with hard flaps of his wings. Higher, and higher he flew, while the ant people thought their defender had forsaken them. Their warriors clashed, while others continued their exodus out of the town. But instead of forsaking them, Shadowfax climbed higher until the very clouds was a ceiling to them. He hovered, and the princess raised her sword and yelled a spell out in Quenya. In a moment Sting once again glowed blue, but this time St. Elmo's fire gathered around her, then the Pegasus. He laughed as it tickled him. "Dive, Shadowfax! Dive down into the town once again!" Again without question he did. He even folded his wings to gain more speed and the princess held on tight, "How close?" he yelled as the wind whipped through mane and hair. Her response; "Point blank range!" As soon as they came within roof top level, she pointed Sting down at the town, and spoke yet another Quenya' spell. The blue fire surrounding them flowed from the sword, and enveloping the lion hoard. Each ant-lion twitched and convulsed as millions of volts flooded the huge bodies. In a moment a nice brown crust formed, and a bulge formed, jutting up once each was done. Soon the air was filled with the scent of baking ant-lions, and the princess quipped, "We just need some Garlic and Basil right Shadowfax?" she asked, with a giggle. "I'd add a bit of alfalfa as well," came a throaty laugh. When they circled the Ant town, they cheered, as their antennae and front legs waved to them in thanks. All through this however, neither was happy. The ogre could have been dispatched by a child, the ant hoard a little harder, "When do you think we'll see the mind behind this?" she asked. He flapped his wings, as he circled around the town. "No idea. There is someone very powerful behind all this." Suddenly out of the blue sky came a great hand, reaching for both. Shadowfax pulled up, with his wings flapping hard, squealing and snorting. The princess unsheathed her sword, "Oh no! It's the Witch-queen of Angmar!" Fifty feet of Queen, with her auburn hair dancing in the wind like a dark fire. Dressed in black robes that reached to the ground. Tightly outlining a figure that drove men mad. With an air of arrogance, she wrapped her enormous hand around the pegasus who was powerless in the grip. What's worse the queen brought her broad face down to the princess. She quickly covered her ears so the Queen's speech wouldn't hypothesize her! "I've called you three times for dinner. Put up Rosie, and come on in." Jessica blinked, and she was back in the barn again, "Oh, OK Ma, feelin' better?" "Yeah, now com'on" As they were walking to the house, the clouds had broken and some blue was starting to peek through the gray. Her mother looked down at her. "Witch-queen of Angmar hm?" Jessica just nodded, "Uh huh..." She got her head fuzzed, making her giggle. "Guess we'll have to get you some better reading material. What say tomorrow we go to the drug store, and you can blow your allowance on comics?" "Yeah!" she exclaimed happily, as the house door closed for dinner. The end, of the Princesses' adventures? ** The Princess and the Pegasus Part of the 'Mountain Tales' series. By Kantuck Nadie Nata-akon https://www.furaffinity.net/user/kantucknadie/ https://kantuck.tumblr.com/ kantuck1@gmail.com Gifted to Jessica, enjoy honey!

[wrathofthelichwitch]

Anaheim California, October 2008.

***User "theLichKing" has entered the chat.*** [theLichKing]: Hey [theLichKing]: Anyone there? [theLichKing]: *drums fingers* ***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has entered the chat.*** [theLichKing]: Hey man. [Kel’Thuz4d]: my liege [theLichKing]: Listen, there's this thing I need you to do for me [Kel’Thuz4d]: anything my liege [Kel’Thuz4d]: what army must i lay to waste [Kel’Thuz4d]: whose lands shall i decimate for ur glory [theLichKing]: Um, yeah, I'm good on decimation for today. We're going to hold off on the decimation for, like, a week or so. [Kel’Thuz4d]: ok? [theLichKing]: I was thinking. How much trouble do you think it would be to have a thermostat installed in the Throne Room? [Kel’Thuz4d]: ... [Kel’Thuz4d]: y? [theLichKing]: It's really really cold in here. [theLichKing]: I'm Lord of the Scourge. I think I should get a thermostat. [Kel’Thuz4d]: no its a frozen throne [theLichKing]: Right [theLichKing]: See that's exactly what I'm talking about. The throne is frozen. The chair that I sit on all day? Literally a block of ice. [theLichKing]: It is so very, very cold. [theLichKing]: I actually cannot over-emphasize how cold I am on a daily basis. [Kel’Thuz4d]: but its supposed to be frozen [Kel’Thuz4d]: its the source of ur power [theLichKing]: About that. Can I get my power transferred to some other source? [theLichKing]: Something that isn't made out of ice that I then have to literally sit on? [theLichKing]: Someone dropped the ball there. [Kel’Thuz4d]: ok so like what should it be then [Kel’Thuz4d]: like a ring? [theLichKing]: A ring? [theLichKing]: Seriously, a ring. [theLichKing]: Do you _read_ history? [Kel’Thuz4d]: so what then [theLichKing]: I don't know. I'll think about it. Maybe an armoire. [Kel’Thuz4d]: armor? [theLichKing]: No, not armor. An armoire. The furniture. [theLichKing]: Oh but speaking of armor [theLichKing]: I have skulls on my kneecaps. [Kel’Thuz4d]: ok? [theLichKing]: No, it is _not_ okay. [theLichKing]: I have skulls. [theLichKing]: On my _kneecaps_. [Kel’Thuz4d]: well for the thermostat i think u need approval from a supervisor [Kel’Thuz4d]: ill just get kiljaeden in here and well sort it out [theLichKing]: No! [Kel’Thuz4d]: no its cool [theLichKing]: No, don't... [theLichKing]: Ugh, my old boss. I hate this guy. [theLichKing]: Ok I'll just...I'll act casual. Like old times. ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.*** [Killzone’jaeden]: This had better be important. [Kel’Thuz4d]: yeah lich king here just wants a warmer throne room is all [Killzone’jaeden]: Warmer? [theLichKing]: No it's really not necessary sir [Killzone’jaeden]: You want a warmer throne room? [Kel’Thuz4d]: yeah [theLichKing]: No [Kel’Thuz4d]: yeah he does [theLichKing]: I really don't. [Killzone’jaeden]: Ok sure let me just get right on that [Killzone’jaeden]: I actually know these guys, they're really great, literally made out of fire [Killzone’jaeden]: They could heat your room right up for you [Killzone’jaeden]: They're called the Burning Legion...why don't I just invite them to Azeroth so they can come and [Killzone’jaeden]: OH WAIT [Killzone’jaeden]: Someone's too busy being Chatty Cathy to PREPARE HIS WORLD FOR AN APOCALYPSE [theLichKing]: So sorry sir [Kel’Thuz4d]: hey cmon though its not like weve just been sitting around [Kel’Thuz4d]: were spreading plague and stuff [Kel’Thuz4d]: we totally spread a lot of plague [Kel’Thuz4d]: and dont forget the spider war [theLichKing]: Actually I wouldn't mention that... [Killzone’jaeden]: Oh yes. The "Spider War." [Killzone’jaeden]: The "war" where you spent ten years getting rid [Killzone’jaeden]: OF SPIDERS [Killzone’jaeden]: Check it out, I had a Mosquito War last night. Mosquito lands on me, I squish it. Done. Two seconds. [Killzone’jaeden]: Didn't take me ten years [Killzone’jaeden]: BECAUSE I'M NOT AN IDIOT [theLichKing]: Yes sir [theLichKing]: Very sorry sir. [theLichKing]: I'm on it. [Killzone’jaeden]: Y'know what, you know who else might want to hear about this [Killzone’jaeden]: Maybe I shold get Sargeras in here [Kel’Thuz4d]: sure [theLichKing]: NO! That's not necessary [Killzone’jaeden]: Hold on I'll go get him. ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.*** [theLichKing]: ARE YOU CRAZY [theLichKing]: "Sure"? Do you know who Sargeras actually is?? [Kel’Thuz4d]: i think so hes alliance right [theLichKing]: ... [Kel’Thuz4d]: horde? [theLichKing]: *headdesk* ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.*** [An00b’arak]: hay guise whats goin on in dis chat [Kel’Thuz4d]: sup [An00b’arak]: sup [Kel’Thuz4d]: sup [An00b’arak]: sup [Kel’Thuz4d]: whaaaazzzzaaaaaap [An00b’arak]: what are yoooooou doing [theLichKing]: GUYS [theLichKing]: SERIOUSLY [An00b’arak]: whats his problem [Kel’Thuz4d]: hes cold [An00b’arak]: well yeah he sits on a frozen throne inside of icecrown glacier with a sword named frostmorn [An00b’arak]: the name icecrown glacier can only imply that among glaciers, which are themselves made of ice, this one is especially icy [An00b’arak]: its possible there is some coldness involved [theLichKing]: _Thank_ you! [theLichKing]: Ok, so install me a thermostat pl0x. [Kel’Thuz4d]: uh boss ixnay on asking him to install stuff [An00b’arak]: what is that supposed to mean?? [Kel’Thuz4d]: uh [An00b’arak]: oh i get it [An00b’arak]: bc im an arachnid????? [An00b’arak]: and how could i possibly install a thermostat without thumbs [An00b’arak]: racist [Kel’Thuz4d]: no no no [Kel’Thuz4d]: well ok yeah how would that actually work [An00b’arak]: im sure i dont know...im just an arachnid [An00b’arak]: guess what im not ashamed of what i am [An00b’arak]: >8< spider pride ***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.*** [Kel’Thuz4d]: thank god ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.*** [Kel’Thuz4d]: oh god [An00b’arak]: im lodging a formal protest [An00b’arak]: i am going to let every1 know the scourge is not an equal opportunity employer [An00b’arak]: and i am being discriminated against due to race [An00b’arak]: and species [An00b’arak]: and phylum [theLichKing]: Ok, look, there's no need to get upset [An00b’arak]: omg [An00b’arak]: dont apologize for him arthas ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.*** [Killzone’jaeden]: Sargeras is logging on now. [theLichKing]: Aw hell. [Killzone’jaeden]: Precisely. [theLichKing]: Listen, I wasn't complaining earlier, the temperature is fine... [An00b’arak]: kiljaeden?? [Killzone’jaeden]: Excuse me, who is this? I'm *Lord* Jaeden to anybody that's not a Dreadlord. [An00b’arak]: listen killy there is some phylumism going down in this piece [Killzone’jaeden]: Killy? Oh you do want to die don't you. [Killzone’jaeden]: Also does nobody capitalize anymore?! [Killzone’jaeden]: I didn't spend seven aeons feasting on the souls of the righteous just so I could play typing games with the functionally illiterate. [An00b’arak]: no im serious this is a real issue [Killzone’jaeden]: *What* is a real issue? [An00b’arak]: phylum [An00b’arak]: ism [Killzone’jaeden]: You best start talking some English [Killzone’jaeden]: Where the hell is Sargeras? [theLichKing]: Precisely. [Killzone’jaeden]: Don't get cute. [An00b’arak]: i am being discriminated against on the basis of my spinal condition [Killzone’jaeden]: What is your spinal condition? [An00b’arak]: i dont have 1 [Killzone’jaeden]: What? [An00b’arak]: im an arachnid [An00b’arak]: >8< spider power [Killzone’jaeden]: Hey LK I thought you squished all of them already. You spent ten years on these morons and you didn't even finish the job? [An00b’arak]: what [theLichKing]: Yeah I reanimated him. I'm the Lich King, it's sort of what I do. [Killzone’jaeden]: So you smashed a bunch of bugs [Killzone’jaeden]: And then you were like, [Killzone’jaeden]: "Huh! I sure would like to have those bugs back again!" [Killzone’jaeden]: Is your brain frozen or what? [theLichKing]: Ok that's kind of what I was getting at before. [Killzone’jaeden]: That you're an idiot? [An00b’arak]: ur horrible [An00b’arak]: ur a phylumist [Killzone’jaeden]: Oh no, I'm horrible. Why don't you go and tell all my demon friends how horrible I am. They will be shocked. [An00b’arak]: phylumist phylumist phulymst phylimist [An00b’arak]: that gets hard to type after a while though ***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.*** [Kel’Thuz4d]: thank god ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.*** [Kel’Thuz4d]: oh god [Kel’Thuz4d]: go back to your hole [theLichKing]: Yeah get out of here [Killzone’jaeden]: Go back to your hole, spider [An00b’arak]: p [An00b’arak]: h [An00b’arak]: y [Kel’Thuz4d]: lolwut [An00b’arak]: l [An00b’arak]: u [Killzone’jaeden]: Shut. Up. [An00b’arak]: m [Killzone’jaeden]: Dude get rid of this guy. [An00b’arak]: i ***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.*** ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.*** [An00b’arak]: sts ***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.*** [Killzone’jaeden]: Finally [Killzone’jaeden]: Where the hell is Sargeras [theLichKing]: It's really not necessary, I withdraw my request completely. [Kel’Thuz4d]: no he wants armor [theLichKing]: An *armoire.* [theLichKing]: Of power. [Killzone’jaeden]: I cannot express how much I hate both of you. [Killzone’jaeden]: And this is coming from someone whose lungs are made out of solidified hate. ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.*** [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: hey everyone ^_^ [theLichKing]: How did you get in here?! [theLichKing]: This is a private chat! [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: lol :) [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: i hacked admin :) ***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "~*`Sylvanas'*~" from the chat.*** [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: lol lol lol [Killzone’jaeden]: TIE fighters [theLichKing]: What? [Killzone’jaeden]: Nothing. Can't you kick her out? [theLichKing]: I just tried [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: admin guys lol [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: :) ^___^ [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: oh plus i can chat under ur names check this out [theLichKing]: im a little girl and i like ponies lol [theLichKing]: What! I hate ponies! [Killzone’jaeden]: ROFLMAO [Kel’Thuz4d]: she hax0red you dude [theLichKing]: This isn't funny! [theLichKing]: i play with dolls [theLichKing]: and bake cookies with my mommy [theLichKing]: Untrue! I deny everything [Killzone’jaeden]: Hahaha [theLichKing]: Ok guys this is lame let's just go to a different chat room [Killzone’jaeden]: NO! [Killzone’jaeden]: We're waiting for Sargeras! [Killzone’jaeden]: It's next to impossible to get him into these things anyway [Killzone’jaeden]: I'm not going to confuse him [theLichKing]: im a little teapot short and stout [Killzone’jaeden]: Besides this is hilarious [Killzone’jaeden]: Sargeras is going to get here and you'll be singing about teapots...you'll get pwned [Killzone’jaeden]: Maybe he'll buy you a "pwny" [Killzone’jaeden]: Hahaha see what I did there [Kel’Thuz4d]: i dont get it [Kel’Thuz4d]: wait ok but thats dumb [Killzone’jaeden]: Wordplay. Look it up. [Killzone’jaeden]: i like to dress up like a girl [Killzone’jaeden]: Oh now she's doing it to me too [Killzone’jaeden]: i like to put on women's clothes [Killzone’jaeden]: and pretend im a woman ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.*** [Killzone’jaeden]: and look at myself in the mirror all pretty [Killzone’jaeden]: and call myself the prettiest prettiest princess [theLichKing]: Umm she's not here anymore [theLichKing]: Are you just typing that stuff yourself? [Kel’Thuz4d]: ... [theLichKing]: ... [Killzone’jaeden]: ... [Killzone’jaeden]: WHERE THE HELL IS SARGERAS ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.*** [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: heeeeeee~ [Kel’Thuz4d]: omg wtf this sux [Kel’Thuz4d]: i have a dungeon to run [Kel’Thuz4d]: pcs are going to be like raiding me and shiz [theLichKing]: Oh please. The expansion is called "Wrath of the Lich King." It's got my _name_ in it. You don't think a few guilds are going to be farming me as soon as I'm a fightable boss? [theLichKing]: probably not because i suck so much [theLichKing]: DAMMIT SYLVANAS [Kel’Thuz4d]: ok and now my cat is 8fwhwe8ufhffweeexvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv [Kel’Thuz4d]: walking on my keyboard [Kel’Thuz4d]: hold on afk [theLichKing]: You have a cat? [theLichKing]: Seriously? [theLichKing]: You're a freaking skeleton lord. Why do you have a cat? [Killzone’jaeden]: Yeah why *do* you have a cat? [Kel’Thuz4d]: back, had to put the cat out [Kel’Thuz4d]: and ok [Kel’Thuz4d]: two things [Kel’Thuz4d]: first, cats are awesome [Kel’Thuz4d]: second, RACISM?? [Kel’Thuz4d]: "freaking skeleton lord" [Killzone’jaeden]: WTF is wrong with you people? [Kel’Thuz4d]: hey! what do you mean..."you people" [Killzone’jaeden]: What do YOU mean, "you people"? [Kel’Thuz4d]: hahahaha [Killzone’jaeden]: Hahahaha...Tropic Thunder, great movie. [Killzone’jaeden]: i like to poop [theLichKing]: ... [Killzone’jaeden]: Ok that one I actually did not say, that was Sylvanas that time [theLichKing]: ... [Killzone’jaeden]: No seriously this time it was her [Kel’Thuz4d]: "this time"? [Kel’Thuz4d]: wait so u really do like to wear womens clothes [theLichKing]: You are, in fact, the prettiest prettiest princess? [Killzone’jaeden]: No, of course not [Kel’Thuz4d]: do u have a panty drawer [Killzone’jaeden]: No! I wear boxers. With thorns on them. [Killzone’jaeden]: And skulls. [theLichKing]: Ok were the skulls on the kneecaps YOUR idea then?? [Killzone’jaeden]: Wait what? [Kel’Thuz4d]: yeah dont change the subject ***User "SARGERAS" has entered the chat.*** [SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUME ALL HTE WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!1 [SARGERAS]: I AM INVINICBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: I AM HTE DARK TITAN!!!111111!1! [Killzone’jaeden]: oh god [SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUM ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!1!!!!!! [theLichKing]: You actually said that already [Killzone’jaeden]: He spelled it different though. [Killzone’jaeden]: Dark Lord, there is an issue we need you to resolve [SARGERAS]: NOTHING CAN DEFET ME BECUASE I AM DEFEAT EVERONE!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: I AM SARGERAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: TEH DARK TIT AN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Killzone’jaeden]: Right [Killzone’jaeden]: But what we're going for is [theLichKing]: Yeah I'm confident he'll be able to resolve this [Killzone’jaeden]: The Lich King has this complaint... [SARGERAS]: I AM DESTORYING ALL WORLDS RIGT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: i wear little pink girly panties [Kel’Thuz4d]: omg [SARGERAS]: WHATTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [theLichKing]: hahahahaha [Kel’Thuz4d]: pwned [SARGERAS]: I DID NTO SAY THAT!11111111111111111111 [Kel’Thuz4d]: i dunno about you guys but im kinda turned on right now [theLichKing]: Rule 34 [SARGERAS]: yeah, you like that, there's more where that came from [SARGERAS]: *twirls hair seductively* [SARGERAS]: I DID NOT SYA THAT EITHERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: I WILL DESTROY ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: ! [Kel’Thuz4d]: *dies laughing* [Killzone’jaeden]: Ok I'm done [Killzone’jaeden]: F this [Killzone’jaeden]: I'm outta here [Killzone’jaeden]: I hate Azeroth [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: aw dont go :) ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.*** [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: byeee~ [SARGERAS]: I USE SUPER ULTIMATE ATTACK FOR EIGHT MILLION POINS!!!!11 [theLichKing]: Hey I think he spelled all the words right in that one [Kel’Thuz4d]: missed a t [theLichKing]: Aw, yeah [theLichKing]: So close ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.*** [Kel’Thuz4d]: ok im out too [theLichKing]: Ugh fine [theLichKing]: TTYL [Kel’Thuz4d]: ttyl ***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has left the chat.*** [SARGERAS]: GAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! [theLichKing]: This is the worst chat ever. [theLichKing]: The worst. [theLichKing]: The worst. [theLichKing]: Whatevs, titan dude. I'm done. [theLichKing]: Still freezing my ass off though. [theLichKing]: *wrath* ***User "theLichKing" has left the chat.*** [SARGERAS]: *looks around* [SARGERAS]: Chat empty? [SARGERAS]: ... [SARGERAS]: I have eaten [SARGERAS]: the plums [SARGERAS]: that were in [SARGERAS]: the icebox [SARGERAS]: and which [SARGERAS]: you were probably [SARGERAS]: saving [SARGERAS]: for breakfast [SARGERAS]: Forgive me [SARGERAS]: they were delicious [SARGERAS]: so sweet [SARGERAS]: and so cold [SARGERAS]: ;-)

[sylveon-of-heart]

Omg okay I’ll try!!

1. Stomach

2. Depends on what song I was last listening to

3. My favorite pokemon is sylveon, and my classpect in homestuck is a sylph of heart, so I just squished them together

4. Moth boy moth boy  M O T H  B O Y

5. The girl I had a crush on in middle school suggested it, and I just sorta got sucked in

6. My Little Pony

7. Pokemon or Steven Universe, I guess

8. Don’t You Want Me by the Human League

9. I don’t know, I haven’t been on very much today

10. Snaaaaake!!!

11. Grown cats, they don’t get adopted enough.

12. Country music. It’s bad and no one can convince me otherwise.

13. Uhhhhh I’m not really a villain type

14. Sylveon, aka my baby!!

15. Buddy I think I already met my true love, but if I had to do it different, maybe just him asking me on a date instead of asking if we were dating

16. Smores PopTarts, they’re just so warm and comfy

17. Mad Psychologist. My creation that turns on me would be someone I gave advice to & it didn’t work out probably

18/19. I don’t really have any favorite tropes

20. I wish there were more shows lounge Steven Universe

21. The girl who “stole” the bones (I say stole in quotes bc she says she didn’t, but)

22. When I was younger, I was a huge crybaby, and I would hide & cry under tables

23. Skeleton statutes, prints, anything like that

24. Ehhhh there are no pens nearby

25. A sudoku zombie apocalypse. I’ll live.

26. Anxiety

27. I had a pimple on the inside of my eyelid. It was kinda gross

28. Well, sylvie can’t talk, so

29/30. Nope

31. Charlie, Sandra, Benny, Terrence, and Hector. Hector gets to sleep on the bed

32. A stuffed brown dog named Rex, he’s somewhere in my room.

33. “You got bleached out eyes from the valley sand And the black tar palms keep weeping your name” - LA Devotee, P!@tD

34. Ahhhhhh I’m not caught up on the fan media

35. Amethyst and Lapis, they could both hate everything together

36. Bone hurtin juice

37. Showers

38. Her name was Keila, and she was just a huge bitch. She got everyone to call me this shitty nickname, and would over-exaggerate everything to try and get me in trouble.

39. Biker gang, either 2 rival gangs that have a bunch of secret taboo couples, or one that’s just a huge polyamorous group.

40. Orange or purple

41. Night in the Woods, still haven’t played it

42. None, I guess

43. Lone Digger - Caravan Palace. Party crazy friend convinces their boring other friend to come out to a club, shit gets crazy

44. ahhhhhh this is cheesy but @catfury my boyfriend makes me really happy

45. Not knowing what the heck I’m gonna do after graduation

46. https://youtu.be/y24v9Xyoz0A

47. I had a recurring nightmare as a child where I’d see my great grandparents playing the piano, and I’d look to the right, and Elmo would be standing there. He’d pull a lever and a trap door would open up beneath me, and I’d fall into an endless rectangular pit that was the purest color blue.

48. I don’t watch movies I think I won’t like

49. Why grape ice cream doesn’t exist. Ask separately if you want to know.

50. Cold

51. When I was little, they’d spank me.

52. That I wasn’t cool. There’s a lot of things I don’t like about myself, but I definitely think I’m at least a little cool.

53. The only ones I can think of are sad,,,

54. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck

55. Red - raspberries Orange - Doritos Yellow - Lemon desserts Green - salsa verde Blue - blue raspberry icee? Purple - berry juice

56. I’d live in someone’s house, probably not doing pranks, but things like folding laundry or watering plants.

57. Sculpting

58. I can clean (inside) really well. I’m also good at doing makeup, but I don’t wear any

59. When people shake my desk. Also I crack my joints a lot, so that probably bugs people.

60. Dinos!

61. I don’t really fight?

62. Oliver!!!! God why do you have to be so beautiful with your stupid puppy face!!!

63. Cremated and have my ashes turned into a record of my favorite songs.

64. https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/31/10/enhanced-buzz-5527-1301582032-1.jpg

65. Pajamas, brush my teeth, watch a lil tv or read, and go to bed.

66. Humor, kindness, and acceptance

67. Peacock, a snake that was like 6ft long, and a lot of deer.

68. McFuck

69. Fuck aliens, marry dinos, kill dragons I guess

71. P-dizzle, McNerd, Midget Mom, slime, idk any more

72. Shorts

73. Body Like a Backroad. 1, it’s country. 2, my parents play it at full volume. 3, if you listen to the words, the guy thinks he’s being smooth, but really he’s just bad at sex and isn’t listening to the needs of his girlfriend.

74. The love & support of my friends

75. I was to young to know any better, but I picked up an earthworm and wrapped it in a paper towel, and was going to take it home to keep as a pet. It died after like 3 hours.

@fluffy–moth thank you but jesus I’m tired, this took up 80% of the drive home. ♡♡♡

[kantuck]

WIP “The Princess, and the Pegasi”

My first new story in my 'Mountain Tales' storyline. A series of childrens 'fairytails' all set in Appalachia. This was from a dream that woke me about two days ago and I had to write out the skeleton. This is now offically the 1st re-write. A couple more is coming before I post it around Wensday on my FA acount. Still I thought you'd all like to read it. Yeah, I went overboard on this one, but I was having too much fun with it to give a damn. :) Comments are always appreciated, especially ones that will help improve it. (I use EMACS/Org-mode so ignore the **, and : formatting. Those won't be on the final version.) -- :info: The princess, and the Pegasus DOC: Thursday, June 28, 2018 version: 1140-063018-b1 :end: ** 1 - new A young girl peered out of the window at the gray landscape, deeply sighed. Before a storm rattled the dishes, and lashed the side of the small home with a waterfall. Now the pattering of the rain on the metal roof just made a soundscape of noise along with the gray haze that faded the mountains just a mile way. A deep fog adding to it, darkened the sky and noon-day. ** 2 new The red barn was barely visible though the haze, fog and mist. Nothing of remark, that old red barn. Happy memories of playing in it, a forrowed brow when she had to work in it. Jules Huffman, the WSAZ weatherman from Huntington, West Virgina said in his uplifting, smiling voice. "The rain's coming to an end, folks." But even Mr. Cartoon could barely register though the haze of her boredom. Wishing it was 3, so at least he could alliveate the bordem with Bugs Bunny, and Daffy Duck. Then on that non-descript barn, the door smacked the side with a loud CRASH!, and she yelled out "Pa!" But no answer, he was too busy working on the books of their business to hear their only child, "Ma?" Again no answer, since she was with Prince Valium now; snoring peacefully after a horrible night of sinisitus that kept her awake. Jessica was glad, at least she didn't get that from her. The door would be ripped off the hinges if someone didn't go and fasinit it. The water-soaked ground squished like a damp sponge under her bare feet, headed for the barn. At least the rain was so light it was more like walking though a cloud of mist. Her blond hair was straightening up down her shoulders, even if her sun-dress was barely damnpened. The barn's bone-dry floor coated her bare feet with a layer of dust. Holes made by the ant-lions dotted the floorscape, hand-hewn beams thrusted up toward the metal roof. Lined with the remaining dry and brown leaves of tobacco infusing the air with a strong sweet smell. A soft basey nickr came from a horse that peeked out from a cut window on a tan colored stall-door. "Old Rosie" the sign said. As Jessica opened, then walked into the belgim's stall she fluffed up the straw with a pitchfork, after pouring some new oats into her bucket. "Lousy day, hmm Rosie?" she asked the belgin as she stroked the broad roman nose. Rosie nickered, and nuzzled at Jennifer as if she was answener her. ** 3 new Suddenly there was a rapping, a rapping at the barn door. Who could it be now? As she opened it slowly, silver light flooded into the barn, and a black head thrusted into the door. The head pushed open the doors more, and followed quickly by a maginifiant black stallion! Not as tall as Rosie, but his sleek black body shown in blue-black from the light. Jessica was struck mute by her friend returning, for this black stallion had equally ebony wings tucked against his sides, the wings adorned with jet black feathers and she knew his wingspan was huge "Shadowfax, my old friend" she said as she wrapped her arms around his broad neck, He nickered at Rosie, nuzzling at her side, then nuzzled Jessica before he spoke, "Princess, the kingdom is being invaded, and we need you. I was asked to fetch you." he tossed his head to the side, as he said "They knew you are the only one I will allow to carry in lew of our friendship." ** 4 new The land was gold and jewels and people waved and cheered seeing Princess Jessica flying over them on her friend, Shadowfax, the good. Coming into the town was a huge, fat bloated ogre. How he could run with the blubber, like jello flapping with each heavy footstep, she couldn't tell. Clothed only with a set of bib-overalls that strained to hold the ogre in. But he too looked up and laughed. Seeing the pretty princess aside her broad winged pony. "Oh yes, a mosqueto comes to bite me?" it yelled in a gutteral voice. "Do your worse!" Suddenly Princess Jessica guided Shadowfax down into a dive right at the ogre. Not trying to guide the good pegasi, since the ogre would be hard to miss. But as the green giant picked up a side of a building as a club, Shadowfax suddenly flicked to the left. The princess as if she was mentally connected, leaned to the right her sword glowing blue "I shall!" she finally yelled at the ogre then a swip of Sting, her sword. The straps on his shoulders was cut, and the mighty ogre was show as the emperior he was! "NO!!!" he roared, dropping down to cover his...jewels. Then the pegasus turned, dove in for another and she swatted him on his ample behind! The ogre, now red, screamed out cuses and obsenities that would make a salior blush with shame then exploded in a puff of dandilion seeds that was scattered across the nine winds. ** 5 new Shadowfax looked over his shoulder at his princess, "That was too easy" She patted his side, and gave him a hand-full of sugar, "HOw so, faithful steed?" "An ogre is mearly muscule." he said, between munches, "They don't have the brains to chew gum and scratch their behinds at the same time. No, there is someone else. Someone far more cunning at work here" he then flapped his broad wings and flew higher, and higher to see the kingdom. The princess looked around at the layout of her lands. It was peaceful now in the main section since she dispached the ogre. But her excellent eyesight caught sight of movement on the east side, "There!" she pointed. "I see it" replied Shadowfax, and with a powerful sweep of his wings, the princess was hard pressed to hold on as he flew so forcefully toward the people running. ** 6 new "Oh no!" the princess explaimed, "The lion hord!" Sure enough, in a blitzkreg of huge white bodies, segmented into many sections with jaws like scyicles and two huge black eyes on a black head, the lion hord was a force to be reconed with. six huge steel legs clanked and squeeked along as they ran as fast as they could for one thing. The peaceful Ant village! A people her father had sworn to protect long ago, and she wasn't about to fail them! The ant people's screams was growing louder in Shadowfax and the Princess' ears as they swooped further down. The people was carrying squirming bundles of white babies in their own jaws, while warriors stood at ready with their own antenee, and jaws open and waving. At nearly ground level, the princess swung Sting but it was ineffective against the lion's body, Pegasus reared and kicked but he too wasn't able to make much progress. Finally she told him "Take to the clouds, my fine steed!" and without question he did with hard flaps of his wings. Higher, and higher he flew, while the ant people thought their defender had foresaken them. The warriors clashed, the others continued their exidist out of the town. But instead of foresaking them, mighty Shadowfax climbed higher until the very clouds was a ceiling to them. He hovered, and the princess rose her sword and yelled a spell out in Quentien. In a moment the sword once again glowed blue, but this time St. Elmo's fire gathered around her, then the pegasus. He laughed saying it was tickling him. She then pointed down "Dive, Shadowfax! Dive down into the town once again!" Again, without question he did. He even folded his wings to gain more speed and the princess held on tight, "How close?" he yelled, as the wind whipped though mane and hair. Her response; "Point blank range!" As soon as they came within roof top level, she pointed Sting down at the town, spoke a spell again in Quentin, and the blue fire surrounding them flowed from the sword down into the town, evenloping the lion hord. They twitched and convolsed as millions of volts cooked them, with a nice brown crust. Everytime a small bump popped out, the fire jumped from them into another, dodging and jumping over any ant and leaving none even touched but the lions, they fried like a good hog. Soon the air was filled with the scent of cooked ant-lions, and the princess quipped "We just need some garlic and basl, right Shadowfax?" she giggled. "Id add a bit of alfala as well" he added to that, as well as a throaty laugh. They circled the Ant town, as their cheers came up with their antenee, and front legs waving at them in thanks. ** 7 new All though this, neither was happy with this. The ogre could have been dispached by a child, the ant hord a little harder, "When do you think we'll see the mind behind this?" she asked. He flapped his wings, pulled higher into the air, "No idea. There is someone very powerful behind all this. ** 8 new Shadowfax pulled up, wings flapping hard as he squeeled, and snorted. The princess pulled her sword, "Oh no! It's the Witch Queen of Agrabar!" Without even trying the 50' tall queen reached out and grabbed the pegasi. The queen's silk robes slowly waved in the breeze, as the princess tried to get away. But she was powerless in the grip. What's worse is when the broad face came to the princesses she tried to cover her ears for it was said never let the Witch speak, less she hyponotize her. "I've called you three times for dinner. Put up Rosie, and come on in." Jessica blinked, and she was back in the barn again, "Ok Ma, feelin' better?" "Yeah, now comon" As they was walking to the house, the clouds had broken and some blue was starting to peek though the gray. Her mother looked down at her "Witch Queen of Agrabar hm?" Jennifer just nodded, "Uh huh..." She got her head fuzzled, much to her giggles. "Guess we'll have to get you some better reading materal. What say tomarrow we go to the drug store and you can blow your allance on comics?" "Yeah!!!" she jumped and laughed, as she closed the house door to dinner. end