#but plsssss do it for meeee

[thesodasploder]

erm did i say my favorite idol group was Deep cut erm i don’t think so

might draw them tonight idk

anyway i’m officially team Future bc i want futuristic splatoon it’ll be fire

[bibleofficial]

it’s been 4 mins & my dealer hasn’t responded abt to hit the bodega man

[irisafterdark]

I dunno why im so horny but i just like full on.. fucked myself and holy shit i now feel so empty, sleepy, STILL HORNY and my legs are so shakey.

Im gonna go to sleep i realllyyy hope no one takes advantage me of me while I sleeeeppp..

That would be terribleeee wouldnt want that to happennnn

Nuh uh i did not just hump a pillow and get so fuzzy brained i was completely unaware of my surrondings and just imagining someone telling me what and how to do it, controlling my pleasure

I totally did not just do that

[moonshynecybin]

dont know if anyones done this yet but elaborate on the cowboy thing plsssss

TWO OPTIONS. both long as FUCK !

one. campy roleplay. marc likes cota (mostly good memories) he LOVES a gimmick and they BOTH love being absolutely shamelessly silly. it’s marc in assless chaps and a lil stripper vest cowboy outfit and NOTHING ELSE. it’s vale FULLY buttoned up with a lil handkerchief and a jaunty cowboy hat and his lil earring (low effort in the costume department on this one from him. HIGH effort from marc i think) it’s just. astoundingly awful rodeo puns as marc strips vale slowlyyyyyy (vale telling him step by step what to remove next…) and then like. marc riding him into the mattress. core working thighs flexing breathless laughing. sinuous. slow. vale’s hands tracing up the smooth outside of marc’s thigh… we’ve seen how those hips move this weekend he is. ON IT. steals the hat off of vale’s sweaty head and winks at him

SCENARIOOOOO two!!! they are actually and literally in the wild west. came over to the us as young teens seeking fame and fortune and they both wheeled around the cattle driving scene in the southwest… vale and marc eventually meeting and falling into bed together as you do on these long haul herding caravans (in LOVE. talking alllll day as they ride being ANNOYING. INSUFFERABLE. truly so in sync.) and they become close after a while just. talking under the stars. bonding about being away from home. about being in charge of their little brothers… and they’re both clearly the best riders… spend the most time on their horses… the most time doing trick shots with their guns… shooting cans and one upping themselves… truly like recognizing like in the thrill seeking slut department.

and eventually vale decides to split with some ranch hands (academy boys) to star in his own traveling gunslinger/horse trick show… marc sticks behind even though he DESPERATELY wants to come (sick to his STOMACH seeing vale’s horse leave town. keeps the advertisement posters from town to town locked in his sidebag and carefully wrapped in leather to protect from the weather. just to know where he is. just to see his face�� because if he DID go with vale, ALEX would want 2 come. and marc (sole provider/protector of alex in this universe. sending money back 2 home. significantly more neurotic about him as a result) WILL NOT let anything happen to alex. EVER. and so he has to let vale go…

so ten years pass and vale amasses a cult following and alex has established himself as like. a bankers apprentice (he’s fucking franky. marc has NO idea godbless. thinks he is nobly sacrificing his love life for alex who is. fully getting way more dick than him.) and FINALLY eventually marc sees a poster of vale and his boys papered up in some bar and is like. okay i’m doing something for meeee… and he rides up to vale’s camp where he’s set up his little performance area and fucking. shoots vale’s gun straight out of his hand. bullseye. and vale doesn’t even have to look up to know who it is. and he just starts smiling…

i lied THREE. westworld au. marc would have SUCH a fucked up relationship to his body if he simply knew he could go in some goop and be made perfectly new again. i think he literally dreams of that happening irl so. truly body horror king in this. comically reckless. meanwhile vale is the cyborg cowboy who is like. um what if i don’t WANT parts of me replaced wholesale like a fucked up ship of theseus. what if i like being ME ??

[helpallthenamesaretaken]

EPISODE 6 (just realised no one is asking me to do this too bad) spoilers for series up ahead

ITS NOT A MUSICAL EPISODE 😭

Disney was too broke to show us the animals in the zoo truck WHYY

why am i so happy for the second seaweed brain, man the things being a pjo fan does to you

The way you could see luke’s smile drop when they say that they found the lightning thief (:) —> :/)

The way luke didn’t even let them finish he was like “CLARISSE YES CLARISSE SHE MUST BE THE ROBBER”

No one’s talking about “Chiron should arrest her” Not the mental image of chiron holding a gun saying “ANY WORD CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN COURT” while clarisse is pushed into a police car lollll

Old married couple im falling out of my chair plsssss if luke did something right in his life it was this

i love annabeth’s face like she knew this was coming the older brother-sister dynamic is POPPING

Disney really needed a way to show that grover liked animals and had convos with them without actually showing them lol

cue the “omg animals are so elegant” speech which served nothing at all

WHATS THE POINT OF ZEBRA TO VEGAS IF THERE AIN’T NO ZEBRA MR HOUSE OF MOUSE????

Idk but i kind of miss the trio action so far this show has only been percabeth + grover instead of percy + annabeth + grover you can tell they’re focusing more on fan service and developing percabeth than developing the more important dynamics which are the three of them having fun

oh HELLO RANDOM CAMEL WHO ISNT EVEN A ZEBRA BUT WHATEVER

“You are two seconds ahead of meeee” the simp eyes the simp eyes

The lotus casino from the outside is so COOL

LEVITATING BY DUA LIPA (some of yall still stuck in poker face era so im leaving it at that)

WISE GIRL I REPEAT WE GOT WISE GIRL (i was honestly expecting it to sound super corny on screen but walker pulled it off like he always does)

look im so mad about the fact that there’s no montage of them being silly little kids and having fun at arcade games. It hits so hard since percy has never afforded to visit fun places, annabeth has never left camp so is absolutely thriving with her architect games, grover is hunting down humans which was so funny and cool and they decided to make it more serious and plot centred

”ill take percy this way” WHY CAN’T GROVER TAKE PERCY THAT WAY HUH ANNABETH? 🤨 (girl just say you want to spend time with him)(and disney say you just wanna write more percabeth scenes)

I love the ‘if you dont know, i dont know either 😄’ mentality that percy has, he knows annabeth wants to be in charge now so he’s just feeding into the hubris

The augustus plot was so weird ngl but it was a great way to introduce the pan stuff

“Biaannncaaaaa biancaaaaaa” NICCOOOOOOO

He sounds so little and innocent and cute 🥺 im so sad now

GROVERRRRRR REMEMBERRRRRR

i gotta say, i guess that i was taken away by the people making fun of lin manuel miranda, but his acting was really really good

We got some may castellan exposition early

Percy thinking that the only thing he could do to sally was hurting her 🥹

i really hope they talk about that later on, you know we love some angst around here (especially with the dreams of the headmaster which was from the books!!! I was thinking that they’d cut it! But they didnt!! But it speaks volumes about percy that he has nightmares of headmasters)

I WANT ANNABETH FLASHBACK ANGST

annabeth pickpocketing the god of thieves will forever be her girlbossiest moment

”Im multitalented” percy: 😍💙🥰🥹 🤩(walker’s acting be that amazing is it not obvious by now that percy likes annabeth)

“Who’s grover ☺️?” “Wait, i know grover 😅!” Walker is cementing himself in the percy throne every single episode

”wow grover got really old😃”

“you lose sight of what’s important when you’re alone” “we weren’t alone 🥰” poor grover

The eons long wait to see how percy was hugging while falling the way down is finally over

The way that you can see percy’s empathy shining through his eyes as grover talked about pan>>>> (honestly tho, hug!)

the way they focused on percy’s reaction, i know this is going to be something he brings up as a reason for him to sacrifice himself for hades

Percy and annabeth looking at grover like “ ok mr. 24 DRIVE US”

Percy trying to drive a car will forever be cinema and comedy peak

The road rage this child has its so funny BEEP BEEP

annabeth: 😁 percy: 🥹 *cutely crashes car and almost kills her* PERCY IS TRULY GIVING A LOSER BOY WHO HAS NEVER HAD A GIRL LOOK AT HIM AND THATS SO PERCY OF HIM

the heartbreak in percy’s eyes alexa play the moment i knew by taylor swift

Four pearls?? *cue that one meme where that girl is calculating*

the way my smile faded when i saw annabeth hanging over the cliff TOO SOON RICK TOO SOON

[ubike-official]

im glad my date that was supposed to be today is rescheduled bc I'm running on 3 hrs sleep bc my dog has the shits and woke me up every 2 hrs to shit (not mad just tired yk. not his fault) and i impulse made a cape and theres so much. if i saw him today I'd be SO out of it and i wanna do this justice but girl im soooooo lonely. ik falling in love will fix none of us and he's honestly probably too selfish to be a good partner rn and i need someone a little more healed but oh my godddddddd andrew save meeee. we can save ourselves for each others sake plsssss. this is so cringe ikkkkk but oh my god, universe. buddha, my amalgmated good karma from years of going thru it and being nice in spite, save meeeeeeee

[lookismaddict]

AHHHH I’M GLAD YOU LIKED THE SONGS!! <3333 TBH EVER SINCE I RECOMMENDED DEAN’s Pour Up and EXO’s Lotto, I CAN’T STOP THINKING AB HOW WELL IT GOES WITH HIM!! 😭😭 GOO’S SONGS MAKES ME HALSHSJSJSJAJ. IM GLAD YOU THOUGHT THE SAME AB THOSE SONGS. Loona’s Paint the Town though… I just imagine that mf singing or humming the tune of that song while beating the absolute shit out of random gang members with a random pipe he found from the ground.💀 THATS SO SCARY LMAAOOOO. HELPPPPP- I REALLY DO BE CALLING JAKE AND SAMUEL OUT WITH THE 🤔. PLSSSSS, NOT THAT DOG MEME. 💀💀💀💀💀 YOU’RE KILLING MEEEE. I do be manifesting as that dog. 🐶 And whenever I think of those two mfs, I always remember that one meme I saw on Tumblr with the Lookism Tweets where they’re butting heads, and the tweet said something like, “Kiss bro? You want a kissy kiss? Kissy kiss kiss bro?” SOMETHING LIKE THAT, IDK. BUT THATS WHAT I ALWAYS IMAGINED WITH THOSE TWO, I HATE MY MIND SOMETIMES. 😳😳😳 Yeah, Limitless really did remind me of Jake bc of his sacrifices. Almost made me sob. 🥲 Someone need to give this man a reward for #1 Selfless Man in the World. OHHHH FOR SAMUEL THO. I was going to say Hyolyn - Dally because of the lyrics 😂 but I find Red Velvet’s song more fitting for him. And YESSSS I LOVE EVERGLOW SM. 😫💜 THEY ALWAYS BE KILLING IT WITH THE SONGS. HEHEHEHE WHY DID I HAVE THE SUDDEN URGE TO HURT HIS PRIDE EVEN MORE? 😀 Omg new song for Samuel. Red Velvet - Dumb Dumb. LMAAAOOOO IM SORRY. 🙏🏽 I was also going to put a song fit for both Gun and Goo, but I couldn’t remember during the time of when I wrote all of that and now my dumbass finally remembered what it was so I’m just going to just drop it here: BASTARZ (Block B) - Zero for Conduct.

i would like kpop/music reccs so im here asking what songs yall associate with ur lookism faves or who u would force to listen to a song with you <3

[promisebymin]

omg btw i passed my driving test !!!!!

[cyancherub]

*violently slams fists onto the table*

I just saw your post about who you’ve gotten votes for and not a single person has said Geto Suguru yet??? Not one? Oh lawd, I told myself I was gonna’ act like a normal human being but that just went straight out the window. I would stop at absolutely nothing to see you write for him and that is not a little jokey joke for us to tee hee about. You want my first born? Money? Your arch enemies heart delivered to you in a decorative box?? I didn’t know he was an option but now that I do I’m ready to pull my own teeth out, just the thought of you writing for Suguru has me 🤸🤸🤸🤸 popping my pussy in a handstand, phew.

Because listen … listen. I just know you’d do him justice, I fucking know you would, and nobody understands how goddamn PARCHED I am for that man on a daily, hourly, minute by minute basis. It’s actually sick how bad I want him. It’s abhorrent. I would do literally and I do mean literally anything he asked me to do. I may or may not have written a fic where he makes us eat his ass and it just needs to go through the editing process before I can post it but YEP I sure as hell do mean anything, I don’t even care if it flops I wrote that shit for ME, myself and I, good god

So anyway, yeah, I’d definitely like to submit one (1) ballot for Geto Suguru please. Thank you for your time and please have a lovely day. 💕👼💕

IM SUPER LATE TO THIS BABY IM SORRY!!!!

BUT!!!! AHHHHH i took another look at the poll thing and a couple ppl voted for geto!!!! ive had a few reqs to write for him in the past too AND HONESTLY I WANT TO BECAUSE HES SO SEXY ALKFLKG his character design is top tier to me HE IS JUST BEAUTIFUL ;;;;; like if i had to choose one jjk character who is the most gorjus to me it would be him or maybe toji AOAOSADJ. BUT ANYWAY!!! I PROMISE UUUU HE IS ON MY TO WRITE LIST HE IS VERY HIGH UP THERE ACTUALLY!!! i want to write him . very cruel FGLKG help. i love him hes so evil it makes me crazy!!! POPPING YOUR PUSSY IN A HANDSTAND—I LAUGHED OUT LOUDDLKLD help me LMAOAO

PLSSSSS I AM SO FLATTERED U THINK I WOULD DO HIM JUSTICE I WILL DIE. i think he would be so much fun to write for AHHHHHHHH im going to lose my MARBLES ! ! ! but YESYESYS i would do anything he asked me to also <333 but why lie he wouldnt ask us he would TELL us </33 *BONES START RATTLING IN MY SKIN* ANYWAY

HELLO???HELLLOOOLLFKLSDKF HELLO if u do not tag me in this fic i am going to punch 5050598 holes thru my wall!!!! PLS TAG MEEEE IM GONNA YELL thats so sexy IL DIEEEE

BUT YES REQUEST RECEIVED LOUD AND CLEAR!!! im gonna do my jjk reread soon so i can get the characterization down and then !!!! WOOOOO

[youfuckingloosah]

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[mrfutureboy]

I HATE being called girly/hun/etc by people idk on depop!! I really dont like it in general tho there are exceptions to that BUT i hate hate HATEEEEE it online!! my exception is pretty much just sweet old ladies irl calling me hun but if u are NOT a sweet old lady irl do not do that plsssss i have it in my profile to not do that to me bc it was happening so often and bugging the crap out of meeee

[perfectlyskinnyanddainty-blog]

Why. Do. I. Keep. Eating. I'm too fat as it is. Endddd meeee plsssss.