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mars-the-4th-planet · 5 years

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Jukebox gets drafted into the longest, bloodiest, most desperate war in American history.

Isaac Munger from the Isaac Munger show network and Ko™ were back from the library. "Trolli! You would not believe what happened!"

Trolli the troll wiped his cheeto hands off on Kos shirt and got up. "Oh, did you see your letter? Sorry, I made it a little orange." He said.

"Trolli, no I just washed her shirt... And no thats not it at all... What is that?"

He opened the letter while Ko chased Trolli around trying to slap him for dirtying her shirt again. "Huh... A letter of draft? But why- oh right, I am 18 now... Darn... But what war?"

The War on Christmas

"this has to be a joke." He said. But it did seem to have official documentation and was signed by General Eisenhower III of the Californian State Militia Enterprise.

"I guess we will have to go down to the military base down the road in a few minutes. Ko, are you coming?"

Ko sat down, tired if trying to catch the weasely Trolli. "Why would I come? I didnt get drafted. Im a girl, box idk if you NOTICED. I guess anime girls can get drafted but I am clearly 3D. Go ask Sakura if she got a letter."

"Sakura? Trolli?"

"No Master."

"Nah br0 I marked myself down as a girl too. What are they gonna do, check? Hahaha. By claiming I am a girl they think im trans and trans people are banned from the military so I cannot get drafted!"

"No Master."

"Dammit, thats how the law works... Wait. I thought I only had one person in this house who called me Master. Which is frankly one too many."

Eji slithered down the stairwell and snuggled up to the box.

"Are you drafted too Eji?"

"No, I am a resident of the UK here on a servitude visa. I cannot get drafted or join the military."

"A servitude visa... Oh my god..." Isaac face-palmed. "Eji you are making this weird."

Eji just grinned. "Where are you going master?"

"Oh I got drafted into the war on Christmas..." Isaac said glumly.

The grin disappeared. "No!! Tell them it was a mistake!"

"Sorry Eji, the Californian State makes no mistakes. You know this."

"Noooooooooo!" Eji cried out clutching Isaac's leg. "I cannot lose you!"

"Ko tell him he is being ridiculous. Ko?"

Ko was clutching Isaac's other leg.

Jukebox sighed. "Fine. I will kiss you goodbye first."

"Yay!"

"Not you Eji."

"Aww..."

After kissing his business partner and girlfriend, both of which were the same person, he headed out in his father's military uniform and a sack on a stick full of his belongings. He had a picture of Ko in his pocket as well.

-Later that day-

Isaac was lined up with two dozen other boys in military uniforms. They had varying degrees of clearly not wanting to be there, except one named Todd Ichabod who seemed gleeful.

The Sergeant was an elderly woman named Callispo Marximillian. She was wielding a cane made of untreated iron and it clanked when she walked around the cement floor. The lights overhead were hot and buzzed with unfeeling anger. One flickered with each clank of the cane.

"Listen up butter boys. We have seen way too many Happy Holiday cups in this blessed state. Liberals spreading their anti-christmas nonsense are everywhere, but they are strongest here in California. We must take back the holiday season no matter the cost, for the dignity of the West! We will bring back the spirit of Christmas stronger than ever before!"

"While I like Christmas myself ma'am, is a military operation really necessary? I mean, we arent being forced to not celebrate Christmas they are just trying to be inclusive by saying happy holidays..." Isaac pointed out, a bit nervous.

"Shut the fuck up private munger. All of you, I will not tolerate this kind of behavior. Now here is the protocol: Tomorrow we will go to Starbucks after Starbucks, and store after store, and spread Christmas cheer all across the town. Say merry Christmas to all of em and make em say it back. Got it?"

"Yes ma'am!" they all said in unison.

"It is actually SIR, boys. I am a woman, but all Sergeants are to be called Sir. I am not your mother, I am not your teacher, or your wife. I am your military commander and you will address me appropriately. Got it?"

"Yes sir!" they all said in unison.

Callispo had one last thing to say "Now remember, if any of em give you trouble you are permitted to use aggressive force. You have belts on, and if that fails you may put em in a headlock till the say Merry Christmas with a smile!" She grinned.

"But Sir... Wouldnt a headlock put pressure on their throat? Which makes it difficult for people to talk and say 'merry Christmas' like this all seems a little..."

Callispo pressed her cane tip against Isaac's chest. "A little what, private? A little AWESOME? Because it is not. It is a lot awesome. We are doing gods work young man, and I do not want to hear another whiny hippy peep about it. Now go take showers yall, you all smell like kicked ass. Except private munger, who smells like a prissy princess who takes bubble baths. Are you a prissy princess boy?!" the other draftees giggled.

"No sir." Isaac said, irritated.

"Louder!"

"NO SIR!!" He shouted as loud as he could.

"Good. Now go clean up, eat, and watch a God's not Dead and a Christmas movie. We got a busy day tomorrow!"

-Meanwhile back home-

Eji paced back and forth, openly distressed. "Ko, do you know what box means to me?! He is the only reason I am still alive... He is the only reason I WANT to still be alive... The world is a hell hole and he is the angel stuck in it."

"Eji please calm down." Ko said. "I know him. He will come marching back like he always does. Remember the trip to Arizona? If he can survive that, he can survive the war on Christmas."

The brit sighed. "I should volentarily signed up... Pretended to be an American... Then I could go protect him... Ohh he is too innocent for war. This could destroy him in more ways than one, oh god.."

Trolli continued eating cheetos and watched them fret. "Guys, I am sure your lover boy will come home. I mean, what could happen, a 5'2 Starbucks employee wastes him? Hah! No."

"You fools keep it down. I am trying to record."

"Spookbox!" Sakura gasped, jumping seemingly out of nowhere. "What are you doing here?!"

"I will be using Isaac's channel while he is away. It is going to be a spooky Christmas. AND I will be reviewing good western cartoons not that anime trash. Oh hey Sakura remember that skit where you killed me? I think it is time I repayed the favor."

"H-Huh? But-"

Spookbox grabbed Sakura and brought her into the recording room while she struggled. "Nooooo! Dont kill meeeeee!"

The others tried to help her but seemed to bang against the black edge of the screen. He had blocked them out.

"Poor Sakura..." Said ko, looking extremely concerned.

"War hurts those at home too." Said Eji, quite astutely. He was pretty smart when not being completely thirsty.

"My Saki... No..." Trolli for once looked genuinely upset like he might cry. "We used to troll Isaac so much together... I will always remember her bathroom prank... What a clever girl... Why cant real girls be that funny and awesome."

"Hey!"

"I did not mean you Ko. Jk yeah I did!" He once again ran around the room with Ko chasing him angrily, trying to find some humor in the situation despite there being none.

"Trolli deals with loss by trolling? Figures..." Eji said. He sighed and sat down on the floor, leaning against the wall. "How will I deal with loss, if Isaac does not return?"

~~to be continued~~

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billylernci1989-blog · 6 years

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Original Enterprise. There Serenity. I am a leaf on the wind. I was being salty. I bisexual myself and i feel like the term pansexual is yet another way to erase bisexuality. Do straight or homosexual people that get involved with trans people start calling themselves anything different? it sort of erases trans people, as well, doesn it? for example, let say i a straight girl who marries a trans man do i stop being straight because he is something else other than cis? it lowkey implies he isn enough aksjdkajd i rambling and is not aimed at you, i just feel like is an unnecessary term when bisexual already exists. Personally, id wait until midway through 2020 to play this game. By then, most gameay features and ships will have entered the persisant universe, many new moons and planets will be included as well, the game will be more polished and run better, and the squadron 42 beta will be out. In my case, im busy with college and internships right now anyways so im waiting till senior year to build a new pc with an oculus rift and top of the line joystick combo for star citizen, but thats about 3 years away since im a freshman currently.. I watched the two videos posted here of hers (the buzzfeeed and school ones) and it seems like 김해출장샵 she getting tired of that persona? I would watch her again if she acted like an adult again. But as is, I can stand her online persona and I hate when she featured in someone else video because guarantee it just be someone being like, "I bought holo stuff for this video for you because you the holo kween that all you do". From Mykie, nyx jumbo eye pencil in milk. Nowadays I mostly 김해출장샵 get SLs who want to do some ninja flanking maneuver with a 5% success rate. Even worse when they take 2 people in a vehicle and just tell the rest of the squad to do whatever. It honestly a breath of fresh air when I get a SL who actually knows what they doing and orders the squad to stay behind the advance and set up defenses. They were each in their mid late 40s, had two OR days (their bread and butter was total knees/hips andscopes) and 3 clinic days per week, with one "on call" weekend for the local hospital per month (which consisted mainly of the occasional ER consult, rarely involved emergency surgery as the bad stuff would often get shipped out). I think they had somewhere between 8 16 weeks of vacation a year. They did also have a handful of PAs and ATs who worked for them at the clinic.. As someone who did Option 3) because the stars aligned, I will say that only go for 3 if you willing to add a part time job. It a freaking hassle. Depending on how you value your time, you might see the margins differently when you have to pack and ship everything yourself.. The reality of language learning is that, without classes or language exchanges or immersion programs, it can be a very lonely process in person. The internet helps, but many people have to put in extra effort to find or build their own community of language learners in the real world. I assume it would be harder for someone who wants to connect with "language learners" and not "learners of a certain language" too. I with you 100%. I would love to get in my limited TV time while I run. I don really need the classes for a run (we already have the bike, so it wasn much of an "added benefit") and would love to zone out for a bit. Yeah I thought so too, which is why I posted this. I a little tired of Allure BS. BUT, I going to give them the benefit of the doubt for this month.

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amourphousblob · 7 years

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destroying kpop haters one bullshit argument at a time

DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT SAYING THAT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD MUST LISTEN TO KPOP AND NOTHING ELSE. I LISTEN TO MORE THAN JUST KPOP AND HONESTLY IF I WAS CONFINED TO THE GENRE I WOULD PROBABLY GET TIRED OF IT. THIS IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE SO CLOSED MINDED THAT THEY REFUSE TO LISTEN TO KPOP ALTOGETHER AND DECIDE THAT IT IS ALL BAD AFTER HEARING 2 SONGS.

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1. “they're all made of plastic and fake”

not all idols have undergone plastic surgery, but keep in mind that it is not as stigmatized as it is here. besides that, what does wether or not someone has surgery affect the music they create?

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2. “how can you like that, you can't even understand it / the lyrics have no meaning”

for the first part, im just going to say that wether or not you understand something does not determine it’s artistry. for example, one of the reasons i like the song lie by its so much is that there is a key change in the chorus that just butters my egg roll.

as for the second half about meaningful lyrics, lets take a look at the top 10 on the billboard hot 100.

Post Malone - Psycho

“30 for a walkthrough, man, we had that bitch lit, ayy, Had so many bottles, gave ugly girl a sip...”

Drake - God’s Plan

“Fifty Dub, I even got it tatted on me, 81, they'll bring the crashers to the party, And you know me, Turn the O2 into the O3, dog, Without 40, Oli, there would be no me, Imagine if I never met the broskies....”

Bruno Mars - Finesse

“We out here drippin' in finesse, It don't make no sense, Out here drippin' in finesse, You know it, you know it, We out here drippin' in finesse, It don't make no sense, Out here drippin' in finesse, You know it, you know it....”

case closed. that’s not to say all western music is mindless pop.

Twenty One Pilots - Truce

“Now, the night is coming to an end, Oh, The sun will rise, and we will try again. Oh, Stay alive, stay alive, for me. You will die, but now your life is free, Take Pride, In what is sure, To, Die. I will fear the night again, Oh, I hope I'm not my only friend. Oh...”

Panic! At the Disco - Always

“When the world gets too heavy, Put it on my back, I'll be your levy, You are taking me apart, Like bad glue, On a get well card...”

Ed Sheeran - The A Team

“But lately her face seems, Slowly sinking, wasting, Crumbling like pastries, And they scream, The worst things in life come free to us, 'Cause we're just under the upper hand, And go mad for a couple grams, And she don't want to go outside tonight...”

k-pop has its share of meaning as well.

First Love - BTS

“그때 기억해 내 키보다 훨씬 더 컸던 갈색 piano 그게 날 이끌 때 널 우러러보며 동경했었네 작은 손가락으로 널 어루만질 때 “I feel so nice, mom I feel so nice” 그저 손 가던 대로 거닐던 건반 그땐 너의 의미를 몰랐었네 바라보기만 해도 좋았던 그때”

English Trans:

“The corner of my memory, A brown piano settled on one side, In the corner of my childhood house, A brown piano settled on one side, I remember that moment, Way taller than my height, The brown piano that guided me, I looked up to you, I yearned for you, When I touched you with my small finger, I feel so nice mom I feel so nice, I played the piano wherever my hands took me, I didn’t know your significance back then, Back then I was content with just looking at you”

BLACKPINK - Playing With Fire

“Oh no 난 이미 멀리 와버렸는걸 어느새 이 모든 게 장난이 아닌 걸 사랑이란 빨간 불씨 불어라 바람 더 커져가는 불길 이게 약인지 독인지 우리 엄마도 몰라 내 맘 도둑인데 왜 경찰도 몰라 불 붙은 내 심장에 더 부어라 너란 기름 Kiss him will I diss him I don’t know but I miss him 중독을 넘어선 이 사랑은 crack 내 심장의 색깔은 black”

English Trans:

“Oh no, I’ve already come too far, Suddenly, none of this is a game anymore, Love is like red fire, Blow, wind, so the fire will grow, Is this medicine or poison? Not even my mom knows, A robber in my heart, why don’t the police know?Pour out your oil in my burning heart, kiss him will I diss him, I don’t know but I miss him, This is past addiction, this love is crack, The color of my heart is black”

some kpop is basically meaningless, but that’s ok too, it just depends on your personal tastes, and something doesn't have to have profound meaning all the time.

Red Velvet - Bad Boy

“너무 쉽겐 오지 마 재미없잖아 거기서 Ooh ooh (Oh-eh-oh-eh-oh) 밀고 당겨볼까 Ooh ooh (Oh-eh-oh-eh-oh) 시작할게 Bad boy down”

English Trans:

“Don’t come too easily, That’s no fun, stay right there, ooh ooh (Oh-eh-oh-eh-oh), Let me play some games, ooh ooh (Oh-eh-oh-eh-oh), I’ll start, bad boy down”

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3. “It all sounds the same”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEMaH9Sm3lQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwmSjveL3Lc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw_HR9jIJww

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEeFrLSkMm8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2hlQkVJZhE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UGMDJ9kZCA

just click those links and see how wrong you are.

(also thats some really good shit you're welcome)

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4. “none of them can actually sing”