#but pearl is just going all >:( dont talk me angy at them

[loud-whistling-yes]

I'm so sorry I have to Erm Actually this BUT

NO. YOURE RIGHT. THEY KINDA FORGAVE EACH OTHER AT THE END OF DOUBLE LIFE. KEYWORD IS KINDA.

Look I can't convey whatever dynamic they have going on rn with words but I sure fucking can pull out examples of their BIZARRE behaviour after dl. The entire "Scott this isn't fair" thing from limlife. The "Why is it always us two (derogatory)" "you can say it's destiny ;)" thing. Whatever the fuck the "you didn't say I love you back :(" was supposed to be about. AND FIRST AND FOREMOST THE WHOLE "A Real Challenge Would Be To Keep Your Teammate For An Entire Season" RANT BY PEARL IN SECRET LIFE.

It would be more accurate to say current galaxy duo has the dynamic of scott trying subtly not-so-subtly to win pearl back while pearl is still high-key bitter about everything and this is objectively the funniest way this all could've ended

[the-real-rain-world-confessions]

SLIVER OF STRAW?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING SLIVER OF STRAW GOD DAMN FOOL ITERATING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT ITERATOR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING SLIVER OF STRAW. STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT SLIVER OF STRAW I HATE HER SO MUCH WHY DOES SHE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP EXPERIMENTS WHY DID SHE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS SHE DEAD IS SHE A BASTARD SHE HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS ITERATORS FACE AND I KNOW SHE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST FACE GET AWAY FROM ME.

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said sliver of straw is waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down. if i have to deal with Sliver of Straw speaking one word in person on voice in game not only will i close the tab i will delete my save out of spite and have to replay the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when she is mentioned or alive. i dont even know why i hate her so much. She found the triple affirmative but i am just mad because i am ANGY. She better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if shes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham. BETTER have had an ancient make her kill a man cuz if she didnt Im going to make her.

paypal.com/IFuckingHateSliverOfStraw

Pearl's not even about her. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be her solution I lost it. where the fuck is Sliver of Straw if shes still alive im going to so deeply wish she wasnt.

crusty old iterator. ill punch sliver and her sad frail old iterator twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and she will disintegrate until all thats left is one final experiment she kept on her at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish. im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point. i hope theres a date given for when sliver died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone, and everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the iterator who had a fucked up if true solution

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