#but other than that i mean when i see random girls outside with the ugliest rat creatures i've ever seen and they feel the need to
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Why the uglier the boyfriends the bigger the ego of the girlfriends like honey I would not be proud of having pulled That đ
#one of the besties got a really ugly bf twice her age and internally i'm like noooooo#apparently he treats her well but i'm waiting for the tea to be spilled bit by bit and tell her i told her so lmao#but other than that i mean when i see random girls outside with the ugliest rat creatures i've ever seen and they feel the need to#publicly 'claim' them and make out with them and stare down other women i just think i am not jealous at all babes please keep him đđđ#I KNOW looks aren't everything and i hate people who think that way and I KNOW i'm not conventionally attractive either#but a lot of people who made me feel like less of a person because i'm fat were men so i'll take any chance to roast men back#especially since so many of them insist on having a hot partner when they're the polar opposite and look like someone i'd only divorce#call me picky or some shit idc i really just wanna be left alone and pretty much enjoy being single most of the time#mel talks
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under the mistletoe, watching the fire glow day 14: neighbor
Character A canât travel to see their family on Christmas, so they invite their grumpy loner neighbor Character B,, percabeth, mildly suggestive
Percyâs heart drops as he stares at the screen in front of him. He doesnât even bother reading beyond the words that tells him his flight is cancelled. It feels like forever that heâs staring at that screen, the feeling of sadness beginning to become overwhelming.
He doesnât know that heâs ever been apart from his mom for Christmas in his entire twenty-two years of life. Itâs the one time a year that he drops everything to see his family, but now the icy roads are stopping flow into the airports all around the city, and heâs sure that this Christmas is ruined.
Percy actually feels like crying as he shoves on a sweater and makes his way back onto his couch to call his mom. He hasnât seen her in forever, and this was the only chance for him to see her for the foreseeable future. Itâs a quick conversation with her reassuring him that she understands and will miss him. She teases him about being a mommyâs boy, and he canât even argue because he really is.
He wipes a silent tear that falls from his face as he tells her, âI miss you.â
His mom, of course, never one to have shame, tells him, âYou still have friends there. Why donât you ask them over, so you donât have to be alone?â
âTheyâre all home for Christmas.â
âIâm sorry, sweetheart. What about your neighbor?â
Percy scoffs playfully, knowing exactly where this is going. âWhat about my neighbor?â
âSheâs cute.â
âIâm pretty sure she also wants me to die.â
âThen this is the perfect time to warm her up! Invite her over. Iâm sure sheâs not as bad as you think. Just donât give me any grandkids quite yet.â
âMom.â
She laughs over the phone. âDo what you want, baby, but it wonât hurt to ask her. I know she doesnât have anywhere to go.â
âYeah, yeah,â he dismisses. âIâll think about it.â
âDo it for your mother,â Sally says. âI have to go now, okay? I love you.â
Percy swallows. âI love you too, momma.â
When the line clicks off, he feels so alone once again. He ends up turning on a random movie, but he doesnât watch it, instead contemplating what he should do. He comes to the conclusion that thereâs really nothing he can do because if he walks even two steps outside, heâs probably going to freeze to death. It confines him to his apartment building, where he knows actually no one besides his neighbor who doesnât like him.
Okay. So he doesnât actually know that she doesnât like him, but he highly suspects it. Heâs only spoken to her once, but it wasnât a very pleasant conversation. It was more along the lines of can you shut the fuck up itâs three in the morning on her end, and then him saying Iâm sorry, I just tripped and took down an entire table, and then she just kind of glared at him with her terrifying piercing grey eyes.
So yeah. Itâs safe to say she doesnât like him.
Still, he begins to think that sheâs probably alone too. From the things heâs heard about her, especially from his mom who somehow managed to have a whole conversation with his neighbor the last time she visited, she has no family to go home to. Or maybe she did, but she wasnât on good enough terms to return, or she just didnât want to. Either way, she was alone, and Percy is a firm believer that no one should be alone on Christmas.
Thatâs how Percy finds himself standing outside of her apartment door, wondering if heâs actually about to invite someone whoâs practically a stranger into his home. Apparently, he is.
Percy knocks gently twice before stepping back. The hallways are cold despite being inside, so he hugs himself as he waits. Heâs sure he looks like a mess in his sweater and red sweatpants, so heâs a little self-conscious, but then he remembers that she doesnât like him, and he has nothing to prove.
The door swings open abruptly, and Percy is met with Annabeth standing there, face unreadable. Sheâs looking at him expectantly, peeking out into the hall beyond him. When she finds no one else there, she looks back to him.
âHi,â she says. âDid you need something?â
Percy shifts his feet, eyeing her sweater with snowflakes printed on it. He hadnât expected her to enjoy festive clothes. âNo, not really. I like the sweater by the way.â
âThanks. So what did you need?â
âNothing.â
Annabeth bites her lower lip. âOkay. Why are you standing outside my door then?â
âOh. Right. Sorry, I forgot.â
She laughs hesitantly. âItâs fine. Just tell me what it is you came to tell me.â
âI was actually going to ask if you wanted to come over,â he says, pointing over his shoulder. âMy flight was cancelled, and I didnât want to be alone.â
âSo you just assumed I had nothing better to do?â
Percy pauses. âWait, no. I just heard that you were here for Christmas, and I thought you might want to do something so youâre not alone either.â
âWhat makes you think I would want to hang out with you?â
Percy is slightly offended. âI didnât see why you wouldnât. Did I do something?â
âNo.â
âThen I donât understand.â
âI just want to know why youâre asking me now, Percy.â
âYou know my name?â
âWeâve only been living next to each other for two years,â she says.
âRight. Well, the honest answer is that my flight is cancelled, and my mom suggested I ask you to come over because youâre cute.â After that, Percy highly expects her to slam the door in his face because thatâs just the way she is. Instead, she smiles and leans against the door.
âYour mom suggested you ask me out?â
âAnd hinted that we would be having sex if you must know. Which will not be happening.â
âBummer,â she says, tilting her head. âIf I do come, what would we do then?â
âWe can watch movies or make cookies if you want. Whatever you want.â
âAnd if I want to have super hot Christmas sex?â From the tone of her voice, she is very obviously kidding.
âThen itâs a good thing neither of us are going to see family, isnât it?â Percy says playfully back. âBut seriously, are you coming?â
âYeah, sure. Just give me a second.â
Percy waits for her outside as she heads back inside her apartment. Itâs only a minute before sheâs back out and locking her door as he leads her to his own apartment. The first step inside immediately warms him, and he thanks every god that exists that he managed to snag a heater for the living room.
Annabeth stands by the couch as she turns to him. âYou promised me Christmas cookies?â
âIs that what you want?â
âIâd prefer it to a movie.â
Percy smiles, and heâs starting to think that maybe theyâll get along better than he initially thought. They stand in the kitchen as Percy grabs a random container of dough. He pulls out a bunch of candy and icing from last week when him and his friends made gingerbread houses, and Annabeth grabs them from his hand to examine them before setting them on the counter.
He preheats the oven before going to stand next to her again. âYou ready to make the best cookies youâve had in your entire life?â She grins. âItâs on.â
The next hour is spent with them competing over who can make the ugliest cookie. Percy has to admit that hers takes the lead with the biggest blobs on icing falling all over his counter.
Sheâs a lot easier to get along with than he initially thought. She laughs and smiles with him, and shoves his cookie into his face, smearing the frosting and sprinkles everywhere, and he doesnât think heâs ever had this much fun before. Heâs able to forget that heâs not with his mom because Annabeth is something else in itself. He doesnât know how he hasnât ever invited her out because she is practically his best friend already.
âAnnabeth,â he chastises when she takes a bite out of his cookie.
âIt tastes awful,â she says through the mouthful of sugar.
Percyâs stomach flutters. Thereâs a smudge of frosting on the corner of her mouth, and he has to resist wiping it away. He takes a bite himself and shoots her a look. âLiar.â
She just gives him a sweet smile.
âSo,â she says, leaning against the counter, cookies now forgotten. âWhy couldnât you go home for Christmas?â
âThe airports are all closed,â he tells her, shrugging. âBut itâs okay. Iâm having fun.â
âStill. It must suck to not be able to see your family.â
âBut what about you? You donât get to see your family.â
Annabeth stiffens, and Percy realizes heâs overstepped.
âIâm sorry. You donât have to answer that.â
âItâs fine. I just donât really get along with my family, so. I just stay by myself for most holidays.â
âYouâre welcome to spend holidays with me then,â he offers.
âAs kind as that is, you just met me today. I donât think your family would react well to bringing home your neighbor that was an âasshole to you for no reason.ââ
Percy pauses.
âIâm not stupid. Iâve heard what you told other people.â
He doesnât know what to say. He canât deny it because he really did say it, but he wouldnât have if he knew that she would hear him. âI donât think itâs true.â
âYou still said it.â
âIâm sorry. I didnât know.â
She shrugs, humor in his eyes. It dawns on him that she finds making him feel guilty funny. âDonât worry about it.â
âI promise I donât think that.â He struggles to find words. âI actually really like you. This has been fun, and I donât want you to think I havenât enjoyed every minute with you because I have.â
She smirks. âSo you donât think that Iâm an ass anymore?â
âI mean. A little bit, but itâs only because you just ate my fucking cookie.â
âIt was a good cookie.â
âSo you were lying!â he accuses.
âI wanted to win the competition!â
Percy smiles. âThen you win! I forfeit.â
âForfeit? For me?â
âOf course. I was always taught to let the pretty girl win.â
âPretty girl, huh?â
âWell, you are.â
âSo you invited me over because Iâm pretty? Not because you didnât want to be alone?â
âI invited you over because my mommy told me to.â
âYour mommy also told you to flip me over and have your way with me.â
Percy chokes. âI promise my mom did not say that.â
âThe point is you listened to her about everything else, and you told me we could do whatever I wanted.â
Percy canât tell if sheâs messing with him, so he keeps his cool exterior even though heâs combusted inside already. âAnd what you want is⊠a Christmas sex session?â
âYouâre not the only one thatâs cute.â
âWell now I want to kiss you.â
Annabeth raises an eyebrow. âThen do it.â
And he does.
He tugs her in close and kisses her hard. His brain stops functioning, and all he can think of is how he hasnât done this before. It feels right, and itâs insane to think that sheâs been living across the hall for the past two years when they couldâve been doing this. He threads his fingers in her hair, and she bites his bottom lip and lets out a whimper that makes his heart stop.
As Percy deepens the kiss and Annabeth tugs on the hem of his shirt until he pulls it off, he thinks that this Christmas might actually be the best one yet. He may not be with his mom, but it sure feels like heâs building something permanent with his hot next-door neighbor, and he wouldnât change a thing.
Heâs going to stop thinking of his mom now because this pretty girl in front of him nips at his jaw, and he thinks he knows where this is about to go.
It surely is a Merry Christmas.
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@foxwulder asked: im interested in your answer to this. what do you think mulder was like at college, socially. give me all of your headcanon on this.
yeah idk why but every time i sit down to write headcanons, i end up writing an essay that could be true like none of it is grounded in. Anything
his first year, he was incredibly involved in his studiesâobsessive almost. there isnât a part of fox mulder that doesnât love learning anything that he can get his grubby little goblin hands on. he would keep to himself, shy. quiet.
he spent a lot of time on his own. his apartment was just outside of campus, so he would spend mornings walking to class not quite seeing everything around him. if it was especially cold, he would stop and get some coffee at his favourite cafĂ© on the corner of the cobblestone street where the door creaked when you opened it and the bell rang a little too loudly and the coffee was just a little too hot. every time he went there, the barista would see him coming from down the road and she would have his cup made before he walked in. he would smile kindlyâawkwardly charming, almostâat the her and his hands would shake a little as he was counting out the change and he would comment on the weather like it was unusual, but the weather in oxford changes once a year and the barista would just smile in amusement and say see you tomorrow green eyes, and mulder would blink and rub the back of his neck and say see you tomorrow coffee girl. their interactions were short and limited to the five minutes he could spare on his walk, but sometimes he would bring her book recommendations or random fun facts that he learned from his school reading. it was small ritual, but it was but it was a great comfort that made him feel less alone.
he met his first real friends in one of his beginner psychology classes. mulder always sat in the second rowâhe thought that the first row was for the people who wanted to show off too much, and he thought the back of the room was for the people that didnât care at all. he considered himself right in the middle and showed it in where he sat. it seemed that a lot of people felt the same way, because the entire row was empty save for him and two guys and a girl. there as a sort of unofficial official seating chart camaraderie. the boy next to him wore the same three wrinkled button up shirts in various shades of green and layered them with old sweaters with holes in them. the other boy was always put togetherâno matter if he got two hours of sleep or twelve. he wore designer suits in every shade and pattern imaginable. he never wore a tie but always brought a baseball cap to class, worn and old and stained. the girl recorded every lecture on her cassette player and transcribed them every night. her notes were detailed and organized and covered in coffee rings from the late nights. they were a group of ragtag kidsârelics from different cultures cobbled together to create a beautiful sculpture.
since the first day of class, the boy with messy clothes and a charming grin would always come to class with no pen and no paper, and disarm mulder with his shy eyes and say hey man, can I borrow some? and mulder knew there was now borrowing, he was never getting it back but he couldnât say no. he bought notebooks for him and cases of pens but he wouldnât take them and so mulder just kept them in his bag and took them with him wherever he went. originally their interactions never went past that. it became their own unspoken languageâa habitual tradition that followed them in everything they did.
this also means that whenever there was group work, which was quite often in a behavioral class, the four would always be assigned together. at first they would just meet in the library or sit on the lawn with the sun peaking out from behind the clouds, focusing only on the task at hand. the three of his classmates would mess around and mulder would through in a witty comment here and a sharp retort there, but he never told much about himself. all they really knew about him was that he was the american boy with messy hair, pretty eyes, and an unusually lanky frame. he wasnât cold, but he wasnât inviting. he didnât want to get attached and lose more that he loved.
the more they were forced together, the more that mulder started accepting that he deserved happinessâthat he didnât have to push others away. that he deserved to be loved. they moved from libraries to his favourite cafĂ© and from the lawn to the floor in someones apartment. they moved from homework to movies and witty anecdotes to stories. it was the first time that he had ever told anyone what happened to sam. they didnât laugh, they didnât ridicule. they told him that if anyone could bring her back it would be him.
every friday night, they would go to the indian food restaurant around the corner from his apartment and they would order half of the menu. they would laugh and argue about movies and psychoanalyse each other. they would be a little too loud and they would stay a little too long after closing and they would tip a little too much to make up for it, but they felt more at home in that restaurant than they ever did with their parents.
coming from old money in new england, the way that mulder was raised to appreciate people was through gifts. originally, he would buy sweaters new shoelaces or new wheels for his skateboard. he would buy mr perfect the ugliest ties he could find. he would buy the curly haired girl blank cassette tapes and hand-crafted mugs. but somewhere along the way, he wanted to give a part of himself to them to remember him by. he would hang out at the skatepark with sweaters at two in the morning. he would play soccer with mr perfect even though, if he had any choice, he would rather die than pick soccer over baseball.
it would be the small things. the way the curly haired girl would throw her straw wrappers at mulder when he told a bad joke. the way that sweaters threw his arm around his shoulder and leaned in like he was going to tell him the worldâs greatest secretâthe key to the universe. the way mr perfect would invite him to museum parties that his family forced him to go to, and the way that they would sneak off to the roof to watch the stars. listening to music as they counted the constellations. reading psychology books aloud. coming up with stupid conspiracies and trying to convince the other person that it was true. having paper airplane races. going to france for a weekend and trying every coffee place they could. trying recipes from thrift-store cookbooks that they ruin and end up ordering takeout. someone finding a small sunflower and giving it to him and him saying, we both know exactly what is wrong here. road trips to the countryside where there was a ufo sighting.
his greatest friendships in college were built on admiration and annoyance and fate and love.
at some point, people started to notice mulder. maybe it was his wild hair or his bright smile or his ringing laughter. maybe it was the way that he always kept his word or was always there for you if you needed to talk. everyone seemed to know him. he would say hello in passing to kids on campus and help you out in the library if you needed. but his focus was always on his friendsâhis family. outside of them, he had a couple friends maybeâacquaintances. people he would sit next to in other classes, someone doing peer review. fleeting.
it wasnât that he avoided making other friendships, but it was that the bond between the four of them ran deep. they knew everything about each otherâhow crispy they liked the crust on their bread, how dark or light they like their coffee, whether or not they looped the end when they wrote a y, the way their eyes light up when they think of a comeback, the twitch of their eyebrows when they hear something that annoys them. it was nothing that you could learn from reading a book, but things only resulting from years of intensive study and firsthand experience. for every connection in their circle, one was a primary source and the other was a historian pouring over ever wrinkle and stain on the page.
however, when he met phoebe, things started going downhill. she would monopolize his time and steal him away from his family. she drove a wedge between them. it was his first real taste of betrayalânot his friends walking out on him, but someone who he loved driving them away. there was no more of the pure happiness that he felt with them. it felt wrong to take her to the places that they went together. he couldnât eat indian food. he hated france. he bought everything new, nothing used.
it was like he was back to square one, almost: keeping to himself, shy. quiet.
#ngl i accidentally deleted the ask but i did not forget#and also read more's do not work on asks and this is kinda long#foxwulder#answered#txf hcs
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[ 365 Days of SasuHina || Day Three Hundred Fourteen: The Color Yellow ] [ Uchiha Sasuke, Hyƫga Hinata, Yamanaka Ino ] [ SasuHina, bullying ] [ Verse: Best Years of Your Life ] [ AO3 Link ]
She hates, hates, hates days like today. And by âlike todayâ, Hinata specifically means one of the most dreaded days of the school year:
Picture day.
Thereâs just something so...embarrassing about having her picture taken. Part of it is her appearance: twelve years old, and still with such a round baby face. Her father still refuses to let her grow her hair out, stuck with the same short cut sheâs had since starting school. All the other girls, it seems, have gotten to let their hair reach such pretty, flowing lengths. She canât help but be a little jealous. Add in that Hinataâs found herself to be a bit of an early bloomer, and she just...doesnât like pictures of herself at all.
But the other most annoying part is that her father insists she wear the stupidest outfits. Staunch, unflattering, and just...overall horrible.
This year? A dress that looks straight out of the fifties. Itâs honestly so dated she can hardly stand to look at it. And the color?
Yellow. Bright, slightly-off yellow. With white trim. Her already pale skin looks all the more washed out against the obnoxious shade...and she just knows sheâs going to be poked fun at over it. Sheâs in the sixth grade, a new middle schooler, and Hiashi still gets to pick her picture day outfit. As she gets on the bus, Hinata begins mentally preparing herself to resist the barrage of comments from those like Sakura and Ino. Hinata struggles enough to fit in fashionably normally...but this? This is going to be painful.
Huddled in the corner of her seat, she keeps her backpack on her lap, doing her best to hide behind it. Of course, no one ever sits with her. No one ever pays her any mind. But she doesnât want to run the risk of gaining anyoneâs attention. And with it, their inevitable mockery.
But eventually...sheâs going to have to get off the bus. As an extreme, she considers hiding once all the other students get off, but...well, the driver always does a sweep. And surely theyâll call her father if she doesnât show up to class. Not only will she get in trouble with the school and her teachers, but with her father as well. And Hiashi would be livid if she ever skipped so much as a single class.
...best to not even consider it. No matter what the other girls say to her, it would never compare to an angry Hiashi Hyƫga.
So when the bus pulls up along the front of the school, everyone disembarking, Hinata swallows harshly before shakily standing and making her way out.
At least outside, with such a crowd, no one really seems to notice. It wonât be until sheâs inside, probably in the classroom, that anyone will give her a second look and realize how ridiculous her outfit is.
Just ignore them, Hinata...y-you hate it as much as they do. They...they just⊠Oh, whatâs the use...thereâs no fooling herself. Never will be. Itâs not just the outfit they dislike. Itâs her. All of her. Her looks, her personality...sheâs just your typical misfit.
Stepping up to the front door, Hinata gives it a somber look before making her way in.
The hallways, of course, are a madhouse: her middle school is fairly big, made bigger by the fact itâs technically also part elementary school: two separate wings for each group of students. Sheâs spent all of her time as a student here. It wonât be until the final four years sheâll get to leave this building behind and possibly find a better niche than the one sheâs found...that being a lonely corner, out of the way.
The shuffle and quick pace means sheâs mostly ignored - how in such a bright outfit, sheâs really not sure. But at least by some grace she makes it to her locker without anyone giving her any trouble. Hurriedly, she puts away her bag, gathering what sheâll need for her first hour block. Maybe if she gets sat down quick enough, sheâll -
âOh, wowâŠâ
Her back muscles tense, frozen and facing her locker.
She knows that voice.
Thereâs a bubbling of laughter. âI didnât know today was a costume day...trying to look like the sun?â Behind Hinata, Ino canât help but snicker. âThat has to be the ugliest shade of yellow Iâve ever seen.â
âM...my dad...picked it,â Hinata offers feebly, still not turning around. Maybe she can put the blame elsewhereâŠ
âWait, your dad still dresses you? Well...I guess that explains a lot.â
...or it will just make things worse.
âWell there wonât be any mistaking you in the yearbook,â the blond then offers, shrugging her shoulders. âI think the editors might have to tone down the brightness or theyâll go blind!â
Clutching her books, Hinata just waits until she hears Inoâs laughter disappear down the hall. Okay, well...that was probably the worst of it. Sakura will probably have words, but hers are never quite as sharp as Inoâs: just attempts at follow ups that never pan out quite as well.
Everyone else will probably just laugh. And...sheâs used to that.
Clinging her supplies to her chest, she speedily walks to her first classroom, taking her seat near the back and doing her best to sink in her chair. Most of the others are too busy talking to friends or hurrying to finish up homework to notice her...good. Hopefully it will stay that way. The biggest hurdles will be the actual pictures...and lunch. If she can just make it through those...the worst will be over.
Then she can try to pretend that today never happened.
More and more students filter in, and Hinata just sits still, eyes flickering in search of anyone looking at her. But, as per usual, sheâs mostly ignored.
âNice outfit.â
Almost jumping out of her skin, Hinata looks to the desk next to her own in the corner. Setting his books atop it is her typical neighbor, Sasuke. His brow is perked, looking her over critically. âDid you mean to wear that?â
Slowly blooming pink, Hinata tries to figure out a passable answer. Does she dare admit the same excuse as she did to Ino? âU...umâŠâ
âCuz I mean...thatâs nothing like what you usually wear.â
...she blinks. Blinks again. HeâŠ? ButâŠ? How would he knowâŠ? Unless heâs beenâŠ?
â...m...my father p-picked it out. Heâs, um...heâs v-very strict about my...about my school p-picture.â
Understanding brightens Sasukeâs face a bit. â...that makes sense. He, uh...really doesnât have a clue about clothes, does he? You look like a banana.â
The color in her cheeks gets darker. âI...I-I knowâŠâ
âDidnât bring anything to change into after pictures?â
â...noâŠâ She hadnât thought of thatâŠ
âWell...guess youâre stuck with it.â
Wilting a bit, Hinata nods in defeat.
âEh, whatever. Itâs just one day. My brother says the seniors always dress up goofy for theirs. Maybe if anyone asks, youâre just starting early.â
Another blink. â...they do?â
âYeah. Drives my brother nuts.â A hint of a smile pulls at his lips. âHeâs such a prude...I bet he wonât do it next year.â
âW...will you? I-I mean, when youâre a...a senior?â
âI might. Guess it depends on how I feel. Itâs a long time between now and then, after all. But hey, youâre not the only one whoâs gotta dress up.â
Blinking, Hinata watches as Sasuke tugs the zipper of his jacket. Beneath is a dress shirt, complete with a bright red tie. It...looks a bit odd with his shorts and sneakers.
âThe pictures are only waist up, so the rest doesnât matter,â he explains at her confused expression, closing the zipper. A hint of a smirk pulls at his lips. âThis way, I can hide it all day.â
â...lucky,â she canât help but comment, going red as she realizes he heard her.
âDidnât bring a coat?â
âNo...a-and even then, you can still see the s-skirtâŠâ
âOh...yeah, true.â
âHey, Sasuke!â
Immediately, the boyâs face sours. Ino sashays her way over, perching atop his desk with one knee over the other. âWhat?â
âJust wanted to make sure youâre not going blind back here,â she quips with a smirk. âPoor thing, having to look at that ugly dress...I donât know which is worse: that, or wearing it!â
All the while, Hinata just sits silently, taking the abuse with a tight jaw.
âFunny, I was gonna say itâs about the same shade as your hair,â Sasuke retorts.
The blonde gives him an aghast glance. â...what?!â
âShe didnât pick the clothes, Ino. Leave her alone. You really got nothing better to do than make fun of her for an outfit she doesnât even want?â
âI...butâŠshe looks ridiculous!â
By now, the talk has garnered some attention, other students looking back curiously.
âSo? Like I said, itâs not what she wanted. So leave her alone. Itâs just a dress.â Standing, Sasuke then asks, âYou wanna see ridiculous?â He reopens his coat, gesturing to the non sequitur between his top and the rest of his outfit.
A few kids laugh, including Sasukeâs best friend Naruto.
âGonna laugh at me too, Ino? Or is this not really about clothes?â
Mouth flapping like a fish out of water as she fails to find a response, Ino instead claps her lips shut and retreats back to her desk.
âTch...there.â Not bothering to zip his coat, Sasuke retakes his seat. â...I think that settles that.â
Hinata gapes at him. â...youâŠ?â
âWhat?â
â...nevermind.â Well...maybe today wonât be so bad after all.
                               .oOo.
   It's so late omg @~@ I...didn't really like this prompt, so this is rather...random? But it's all I could really think of. Poor Hinata, I'm always writing her getting bullied...but that's typically what happens to the quiet kids. Either they're ignored, or poked fun at =/    But at least Sasuke's got her back on this one!    Anyway, it's SUPER late, I gotta go! Thanks for reading~
#sasuhina#uchiha sasuke#hyƫga hinata#yamanaka ino#bullying //#best years of your life [ au ]#365daysofsasuhina
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Attention ||John Shelby x Reader Imagine
outofworkactress said: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â i lovvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee your writing and just your blog in general. my sideblog is freddiesada, so if my request seems random thatâs why haha. but i was wondering if you could possibly do a request with john where the reader is just feeling down and a bit ugly and how he cheers her up and spices up their relationship? thank youuuu
A/N - this is my first ever request so Iâm so sorry if its shit. By âspices up their relationshipâ Iâm assuming you meant smut, which Iâm not currently writing at the moment ( it would be awful omg) so I hope this will suffice!
Word count : 729 - super sorry itâs kinda short, but I didnât really know what else to say ahaha.Â
âIâm not goingâ, you said, looking into the mirror.
âWhat do you fucking mean youâre not going? Weâve had this planned for weeks. Of course youâre coming {Y/N}.
âWell Iâve changed my mind. Iâm not coming. Go without meâ. Feelings of guilt washed over you. You knew how Important tonight was for John, he hadnât stopped going on about it from the moment he asked you to you. You knew it was a big deal, he never got excited over things like this, and so you let him down again. Just like youâd let him down on the dinner last week, and him wanting to take you to the pictures the week before.Â
You waited for a reply, assuming that an argument was to begin. But he stayed silent; something you werenât accustomed to. You watched as he paced the room, more scared now than youâd have been if he screamed and shouted. Yet, John wasnât going to do that. Because heâd sensed for weeks now that something wasnât right with you. He noticed it from the moment the young girl outside the Garrison had called you an âUgly Peaky Whoreâ. He noticed how your shoulders tensed, and how youâd taken a sharp breath. Of course, you didnât think heâd noticed. But John noticed everything when it came to you. How your smile lit up a whole room, and how a lock of hair always hung in front of your face, causing you to continuously push it behind your ear.Â
âWhatâs this about {Y/N}. Youâve been like this for weeks. What have I done? Tell me so I can figure this out. My girl wonât even be seen in public with me. Are you ashamed of me? Thatâs what it is, isnât it. Your ashamed to be dating a Peaky Blinderâ, he ranted, and before he could carry on you cut him off, placing a delicate kiss onto his lips.
âof course itâs not you. Itâs meâ.
âDonât give me that crap {Y/N}. Save me the shit speech, âItâs not you, itâs me. Iâm the one whoâs wrong, not you. I couldnât make this work, it had nothing to do with you.â he huffed, and you gasped, confused as to why heâd think like that. âJust tell me if you want me to go. I wonât bother you againâ.
âJohnâ.
âWhat now?â, his voice harsh and cold.
And with that, you started crying. You werenât exactly a pretty crier, you knew that. And you hated crying in front of him, not wanting to look weak in the eyes of such a brave man. He stepped forward then, immediately regretting his tone of voice. Grabbing the back of your head, his fingers entwined in your hair, he pulled you into his chest, and sat with you, rocking you, until youâd calmed down.
âSo do you want to tell me the real reason youâre so upset?â
âItâs just, that girl. The one outside the Garrison. Iâve never thought myself to be pretty before, I mean Iâm not an idiot. But I never thought I was ugly? And I guess I believe her, because who am I to say that Iâm not? I see the way girls look at me, and how I donât get any attention from boysâ.
âWoah, why the hell would you need attention from boys when youâve got me?â You chuckled, a small smile breaking through the tears. âThereâs a reason they donât look at ya. Cos youâre mine, and they know Iâll cut their fucking eyes out if they look at youâ.
âItâs not them that I worry about John. Itâs the girls. Iâm clearly the ugliest one of the group, and I donât want to go out tonight where I feel uncomfortable because I know youâd wish you had someone prettier hanging off your arm.â
â{Y/N}, how could you think that? When have I ever given you a reason to doubt if I love you or not? I was excited to show you off tonight, because I think youâre truly beautiful {Y/N}, and I wouldnât want any other girl sat beside me.â
âYou mean it?â you sniffed, in awe of what he was saying.
âI mean it. I love you {Y/N}, and donât you ever forget it. Okay?â
You nodded, and suddenly felt guilty for not wanting to go tonight.
âSo John, how about tonight then?â
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Surprise
Pairing: Simon Dominic, Jay Park x Reader
Genre: Angst, a little Fluff
Plot: You want to surprise your boyfriend for you 5 year anniversary, but thing donât go according to plan.
Word count: 1450
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
Jay: So we have it all planned out right? Youâll surprise him in the hall backstage?!
Y/N: Yea. Iâm super excited to finally see him! Do the others know Iâm coming?
Jay: No, I donât think so⊠Everyone still thinks you are on a flight back and wont make the show, so it really will be a surprise.
Y/N: Oh my god heâs calling, Iâll talk to you later okay?
Jay: Alright! Iâm rooting for you Y/N. FIGHTING!
Y/N: FIGHTING!
You quickly hangup and answered Simons video call
Simon: Did your flight get in? Are you here? Ignore the mess in the Living room haha Iâve been really busy with producing and all.
He sounds super excited, DAMN he looks super sexy when he smiles you thought as you try to keep back a smile.You absolutely loved hearing the excitment in his voice.
Y/N: Well hello to you too
Simon: Oh. Sorry jagi! Hello! haha Iâm just really excited to finally see you and hold you! Haha
You gave a Half heartedly smile.You try your hardest not to smile but to look sad and disappointed.
Y/N: Hey SimonâŠ
He continues rambling on about the mess in the living room.
Simon: ⊠About the mess⊠I..
He looks at you studying the now frown on your face.
Simon: Babe⊠Whatâs wrong? Is it the living room? I promise Iâll clean it up as soon as I get homeâŠ
Y/N: No, Simon its⊠I didnât get on my flight. My mo..
Simon: Wait?! What do you mean you didnât get on the flight!?
He started to sound hysterical.
Simon: We had a plan Y/N! You were to go Abroad to see your family and you would come back tonight!
Y/N: Simon please just listen. I didnât know how much I missed home until now⊠I just.
You pause to keep from laughing.
Simon: Y/N you promised!
He sounded beyond hurt.
Y/N: Iâm sorry Simon, Iâll be home tomorrow. I promise.
Simon: Yea⊠Ok. Look i have to go we are about to do sound check.Â
Y/N: Yea okay. I love you Simon.
Simon: Sure you do.
Not even 10 seconds after hanging up you get a text from jay.
[JayP] Hey!! So ya Boi is PISSED!. Hopefully this all works out lol.
Hopefully you thought.ââââââââââââââââââââââââââââââââââââââââââ The concert was AMAZING you forgot how it felt to watch Jay, Gray, Loco,Simon, and everyone from AOMG perform.The crowd was really feeling the sets. And so were you. You screamed at the top of your lungs as soon as you saw him. You couldnât wait to see his face when you surprise him after the show.
When the show was over you waited for the â alls clearâ text from Jay.He must be busy signing things you thought looking at your phone.
Y/N: Fuxk It!
You make your way backstage into the hallway gift in hand, excited to be reunited with Simon. You longed for his warm embrace. It was what you needed after being away for 2 months.Â
Halfway down the hall you spotted what looked like Simon. But it couldnât be, Simon would never be all up on some random girl. The figure was hovering over what seemed like a petite girl with long brown hair and a very VERY short skirt. She was giggling as he whispered in her ear and twirled her locks in-between his fingers. You stopped dead in your tracks when you saw that it actually was Simon.
He leaned in and starting kissing this girl. Not even seeing you standing there. What the fuxk!! You couldnât move you couldnât think you sure as hell couldnât speak, tears started rolling down your face. Your heart shattering into a million and one pieces. All of the sudden your phone went off. They quickly jerked their heads in your direction. You stood there frozen. Simon jerked away from the girl.
Simon: Y/N! What are you dong here?
You didnât say a word. Your mind was still processing if this was really happening. He starts to hesitantly walk up to you.Â
Simon: Y/N itâs not what it looks like. We were just talking
He finally reaches you studying your face, seeing the hurt built up on your face. Simon reaches out to grab your hand.
Simon: Jagi⊠Say something⊠Please.
You snatch your hand away from being touched.
Y/N: Donât touch me. You whispered.
Simon: âŠY/N⊠Every fiber in your being screamed for you to run, scream at him! Slap him!? He reaches out to touch you once more. You slap him with every once of strength you had left. You stood there on the verge of tears when you heard steps coming your way. You threw your gift in Simons face.
Y/N: Happy Anniversary Simon.Â
You spat as you turned around too embarrassed to face whoever was coming and ran down the hall fighting back tears.
Jay: Hey Simon I need to spea⊠Wheres Y/N going?Â
Simon opened up the gift bag and saw that it was a card and a watch box. The watch was engraved with the words â FOREVER YOURS UNTIL THE END OF TIME.âÂ
Simon: Did you know?
Jay: Did I know what?
Simon: DID YOU KNOW SHE WAS HERE?
Jay: Yea. She wanted to surprise you dude⊠What did you do to her?.. Whoâs the girl.
Jay motioned to the girl with the short skirt. Simon shoved the watch box into Jay.
Simon: I need to catch her.
Simon ran after you hoping to catch you before you left. Before you could slip out of his life. Hoping it wasnât too late⊠âââââââââââââââââââââââââââââââââââ
And there you were⊠Standing in the crisp cold air waiting, waiting for⊠well you didnât even know what you were waiting for.
 I just want to go home you thought⊠Home⊠Was the place you and Simon shared a home anymore? How many girls has he brought back there while you were gone? Did he Fuxk them in your bed? You couldnât stop yourself from thinking. When Suddenly you were grabbed from behind. You shrieked.
Jay: Y/N? Are you okay?
That was it, you couldnât fight back the pain you fell into Jays arms and let out the ugliest cry.
Y/N: I⊠I donât understand JayâŠ
Jay: Shhh. Donât speak Y/N. Itâs not your fault okay. You did nothing wrong.
Jay pulled you closer and held you even tighter. You always felt safe in his arms. You never knew why but you did. Jay peeled you out of his arms only to look at you. Even when you are crying you were somehow even more beautiful than before.Â
Jay: Come on bug lets get you home.
Home! The one place you didnât want to go.
Y/N: I.. I donât want to go home right now.
You say through hiccups. Jay understood, was it even a home after what just happened.Â
Jay: Alright. where do you want to go?
Y/N:⊠Can I come stay with you?
God those words made his heart soar.
Jay: Yea⊠of course Y/N. Lets go.
Jay wraps his hands into yours as he leads you to his car.âââââââââââââââââââââââââââââââââââ
Simon finally made it outside but it was too late, you had gone. He knew he had messed up bad. Six years down the drain all because he was angry at you for not making the show. He looked at the watch you had gifted him and remembered there was a card inside.
[  Simon,      Â
Iâm so thankful to have such an amazing man like you in my life. No matter how for apart we are or how gloomy your day maybe just know I will be there to make you smile and brighten your days. I love you so much and I cant wait to spend many more years with you.
                                             Yours Truly Y/N.
P.s. I cant wait to show you the outfit I Picked up. lol]
I really fuxked up. He whispers into his hand.âââââââââââââââââââââââââââââââââââ
Y/N: Thanks Jay.
Jay: For?
Y/N: For everything.
He smiled and squeezed you hand thinking about how natural and how nice your hand felt in his.
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This Is the pre- sequel to Can I Stay the Night. Hopefully you guys like it. Sorry its too long.
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SFW Alphabet Donghan
Source:Â SFW Alphabet
This is dedicated to @/ukulelewrites since sheâs always complaining there isnât enough Donghan content on tumblr.
A - AU (Random AU here, so like domestic, prince, vampire, etc.)
I almost made it vampire, single father, boyfriend, or husband Donghan but didnât, so shameless self promo right here. I see Donghan as a prince!AU(probably gonna write one now), heâs that prince that was born into it but hates it. He just wants to dance and be normal, but being of noble name he canât. He would sneak out of the castle and visit a nearby town, dressing in commoners clothing and using a fake name. It was in the town he met you, a kind inn keeper who let him rent an extra room you had, you didnât question his obviously fake name as long as he paid the rent on time. The room was only even used at night, when heâd arrive, but heâd always be gone by morning. Weeks passed, and the two got to know each other, but Donghan still hadnât told you he was a prince. He probably wouldnât tell you either, until he has to, since his parents found out he was sneaking out at night and sent a guard to follow him and find out where he was going to at night. His parents would force him to tell you he was a prince, hoping it would kill anything feelings between the two of you, but it doesnât work.
B - Best Friend (what would they be like as a best friend? how would the friendship start?)
You know that friend that you are like I could totally cut them out of my life, but if you tried to it would kill you, heâs that friend. Like you hate but you also love him, and heâs the best friend you could have.
C - Cuddles (cuddler? not a cuddler? maybe a cuddler? how would they cuddle?)
Donghan is clingy, cuddles are a given. He loves nothing more than just holding you, regardless of where you are and what time it is, heâs always up for cuddling. Heâs the big spoon, of course, heâd pull you down to sit by him and within minutes you are on his lap and his face is in your neck.
D - Domestic (how domestic are they? would they clean? cook? help you clean/cook? or would they just mess everything up lol
Donghan helping around the house, that would be your dreams come true. Heâs the least helpful person ever, he just steals all the cleaning supplies and puts them on high shelves and is like âYouâll get them back when you kiss me.ïżœïżœ
E - Ending (if they had to break up with someone, how would they do it?)
Donghan I feel would recruit his friends to help him, heâd be that guy that canât find the courage to breakup with you himself, so he gets his friends to drop the hint, and basically break up with you for him.
F - Films (what kind of movies would they like? theaters or netflix?)
Donghan I feel would be one of those âIâll watch whatever you want to watch babeâ guys. Heâs not going to openly say I want to watch this or that, but heâs lowkey hoping youâll pick the movie he wants. Heâd probably hope you pick that horror movie, because he wants to be that boyfriend that holds his girlfriend when sheâs scared from the horror movie. Heâd prefer Netflix to theaters, just because you canât really cuddle that much in a theater.
G - Group Mates (how would they break the news to the group? how would their group mates interact with you?)
His friends would probably tease the hell out of him, like he has a girlfriend, gateway to being teased forever. They would be apprehensive of you, but would soon become best friends with you. They would talk shit about Donghan with you, and probably tell you all the weird things he doe trying to scare you off, until they realize itâs not working and then are like âWell little bro she really does like you, she didnât run off when we told her you sleep with a stuffed animal from your childhood.â
H - Hugs (how would they hug you? is it common for them to hug you?)
Hugs are really more cuddles than actual hugs. Donghan is clingy as hell, like heâd hug you and then twenty minutes later you two are still hugging, but itâs transitioned into cuddling since he wonât let you go.
I - Intimate (how touchy feely are they? when would they become comfortable to be touchy feely?)
As said before, boy is clingy as hell, you better expect his hands to be everywhere, just everywhere.Â
J - Jealous (would they ever get jealous? how would they act if they were jealous?)
Jealous, Donghan, yes. He wouldnât show it and refuses to admit it, but he gets really jealous when he notices his friends getting close to you or you getting close to his friends.Â
K - Kisses (how would they kiss you? where do they like to kiss you? where do they like to be kissed?)
Kisses with Donghan would be wild, like boy is wild so of course. Heâd probably pick you up and push you against a wall, complaining the height difference makes kissing hard. Boy probably often kisses your forehead or the top of your head, heâs tall so he says thatâs the only place he can kiss without bending down. I feel like heâd like it if you kissed him on the cheek, which isnât that easy due to his height, but if you did, heâd love it.
L - Little Ones (how are they around kids? are they scared out of their minds or are they the kidsâ bff by the end of the day?)
Heâd be both I feel, like to start with heâd be scared to death and thinking of ways to get out of being around this child, but within an hour if the child is a boy, the two are in a fort with a no girls aloud sign in front of it and telling you that you canât enter, or if the child is a girl, heâll be sitting in a small chair pretending to drink tea and eat crumpets as the guest of honor at her tea party. If itâs a boy I could see him turning into one of those people that throws the kid in the air and catches it also, or if itâs a girl, heâll be wrapped around her finger and by the end of the day he has bows in his hair and she put makeup on him, because he couldnât tell her no.
M - Morning (how are mornings spent with them?)
Mornings are lazy, him saying five more minutes and holding you tighter, five minutes turn into two hours, and before long itâs 2 pm and you are starving but he still refuses to let you go. Mornings with him are you waking him up and him refusing to get up, but youâll have to get wise, get out of his grasp before waking him up, wake him up from across the room if you canât be late, then he canât grab you and pull you back onto the bed.Â
N - Night (how are nights spent with them?)
Expecting cuddling while watching a movie, probably a horror movie in the hopes of you being scared so he can cuddle you more. Itâll be 2 am and he wants food so you go on a convenience store run and heâs like time is just a social construct created to confine people to their homes once the sun sets, and you are just like âGrab the damn banana milk and ramen you want so we can get home.âÂ
O - Open (when would they start revealing things about themselves? do they say everything at once or what a while to reveal?)
I feel heâd want to form a bond before he starts telling you much about himself, heâd want to know you are someone he can trust first. Heâd start opening up after that trust is formed, and itâs a little bit at first, but gradually grows and before long youâll know everything.
P - Photographs (are they into documenting your relationship? what kind of pics would they take? candids? posed? funny?)
He would take all kinds of photos, he has folders based on what the photo is, funny, candids, posed, aesthetics, couple. He probably has a folder called blackmail of the ugliest photos he could take of you, incase he needs something to bribe you into giving him that last slice of pizza or the last cookie in the jar.
Q - Quizzes (how much would they remember about you? do they remember every little detail that you mention in passing? or do they kinda forget everything?)
Donghan I feel would be a mix of both, heâd remember that story you told him about that time you went swimming with your cousins in a lake and got your swimsuit stuck on something, but he doesnât remember that story you told him about that time your mother thought there was a turtle in the road and sat there for ten minuets before realizing it was a rock(my mom actually did this once). He tries to remember everything, but doesnât.
R - Rain (what do they like to do when it rains?)
Depending on how you react to the rain, heâd either love watching it while holding you, or trying to keep your mind off of it. If you feared thunderstorms, despite how much he likes teasing you, heâd instantly become serious the moment storms are predicted to happen and start coming up with ways to distract you from what is going on outside. Even if it was 2 am and it started storming, heâd come to your house in the rain, to comfort you and keep your mind off the storm. If you werenât afraid of storms, heâd enjoy listening and watching the storm with you in his arms, before probably falling asleep.
S - Sleep (what are their sleep habits?)
Heâll sleep wherever and whenever, like if you two are outside in the park, if itâs peaceful he would fall asleep right there. He likes to cuddle you when you sleep. He finds it comforting to pull you against his chest, like big spoon definitely, and falling sleep with you in his arms.Â
T - Try (how much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, everyday tasks?)
The first few dates were probably his motherâs planning, he didnât know what youâd like so he asked her for help and she pretty much planned them. The first anniversary was also his motherâs planning, but all after that were his own plans. When you ask him to do chores, heâll do everything to avoid it.Â
U - Ugly (what would be some ugly habits of theirs that youâd not like?)
He has a habit of placing things on top high shelves so he can watch you suffer while trying to get it down. I also feel like heâs a blanket hog, so cuddling with him means you need two blankets or you better be ready to fight for it or just sit in his lap, which honestly I feel like heâd purposely only bring one blanket and then be like âWell I guess if you wanna be warm youâll just have to sit in my lapâ but then you go and get your own blanket.
V - Victorious (would they play games with you? what kind of games? would they win?)
You know Mario Karts, probably all this boy plays. If you win, you can bet your ass heâs accusing you of cheating, but like how does one cheat at Mario Karts. If he wins, expect him to tell everyone, he would probably call your grandma at 3 am to tell her that he beat you at Mario Karts, and he will constantly bring it up, like you tell him to do something like chores and heâs like âSorry babe, Iâm a Mario Kart winner, I canât do that.âÂ
W - Winter (what do they do with you when the weatherâs cold? is it hot cocoa and cuddle? or is it ice skating? or something else?)
Even in the middle of summer this boy is cuddling you, heâs clingy as hell and wonât let go of you even if you say you need to use the bathroom. Cold winter days with him are spent cuddling in front of the tv, watching a movie, while sipping on hot cocoa, which you made because he somehow managed to burn the milk the first time.
X - Xtra,,,,,i tried (a random headcanon for them!)
Donghan wouldnât be very domestic, but he would have his moments, and in those moments, expect him to want you to praise him. Like he noticed you fell asleep so he put your laundry into the dryer and then took them out and folded them and put them up, so expect him to remind you of that time he saved your clothing from sitting in the washing machine for hours and expect him to expect you to make him his favorite dessert or something as a thank you.
Y - Yuck (what would be things they wouldnât really like? either in general or in a partner)
Donghan I feel wouldnât like people that he canât feel like himself around, he wouldnât want to be around people he feels donât appreciate him or that loose cannons and always ready to fight. He wouldnât want to date someone he feels he has to be someone else around, he would want someone that excepts him flaws and all, and also wouldnât mind him being clingy af.
Z - Zodiac (what is their zodiac sign? do they fit it to a T? speaking of zodiac, how superstitious are they when it comes to love?)
Donghan is a cancer, like me so I know all the shit about this sign. Cancers are intuitive and sentimental, often they are regarded as one of the most emotional and sensitive zodiacs. They are seen as the most challenging zodiac to get to know, and get attached to people that they are close to. While they are one of the most loyal, emotional, and empathetic signs, they are also often manipulative, insecure, and moody. Often they are quick to help and even quicker to avoid conflict. Easy to get hurt, they are gentle and caring. In a partner cancers prefer someone that can understand them through nonverbal ways, silent contact, and daily routines; relationships donât last long with flaky or superficial people they feel are unreliable. Cancers are a sign that needs someone they feel calm, protected, and free to express themselves around, to form a relationship. The easiest way to make a Cancer think you donât care about them, is by taking them for granted and ignoring the compassion and understanding they send your way. Cancers, especially men, can be clingy, moody, and pessimistic, but also creative and generous; they need someone that can provide them attention, through kind words, concerns, and compliments. Cancer men are creative and generous, and when they look for someone to date, in their mind they are looking for someone they feel would make a great future wife and mother than a quick hookup. Signs a Cancer is usually most compatible with are: Taurus, Virgo, Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces, and Capricorn. I feel Donghan isnât all of this, but he does fit the description of it mostly. I feel like Donghan fits the idea of Cancers dating pretty closely, he needs someone that is perfectly fine with sitting in silence for three hours and just cuddling, but that person also needs to understand that he can get emotional. Theyâll need to make the first move, and understand that Cancer men can get extremely overprotective of ones they love. Donghan I feel isnât one to easily or quickly fall in love, like most Cancers, you need to form a bond and gain his trust before heâll consider that maybe he loves you.Â
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Late night conversations result in some weird stories. Me and Z meet a dragon horse hybrid thing. Probably kinda poorly written because Iâm dead tired lol.
@sso-zelda-dusknight
I trotted into Moorland stables, my friend Zelda just behind me. We took monthly riding lessons down here as part of the camp here.
âLesson is in the paddock today, thereâs a new girl. Her horse is⊠special so keep your distanceâ Thomas Moorland told us when he saw.
âWhat do you think he means?â I asked, turning to see what my friend thought.
âI dunno, itâs probably just aggressiveâ Zelda shrugged, picking up a trot again towards the paddock.
When we got there we saw what he meant.
âOk⊠thatâs strangeâ Zelda said, halting her Frisian outside the gate.
âAgreedâ I replied with a nod.
In the arena, with two other random riders there was a white horse with a dragonâs head. It kept growling, only calming when the red haired girl on it scolded it. It opened itâs mouth wide in a snarl and the bridle it was wearing snapped.
âThatâs the twelfth one!â The rider complained. Somehow she could ride just fine without it.
Loretta then walked up near us.
âThat horse is the ugliest thing Iâve ever seenâ Loretta announced loudly.
The creatureâs eyes focused on her, and when she opened her mouth to speak again I nearly fell off of Midnight covering her mouth.
âLoretta means that your horse is beautifulâ I quickly said. Loretta tried to protest but my hands still covered her face.
âShut upâ Zelda whispered to her.
When I moved away she was quiet. It seemed sheâd finally gotten the message.
The lesson itself was interesting. I was taking jumps, when suddenly the dragon horse thing halted in front of me.
Midnight squealed yelling out
âWhoah!â
Only soul riders could understand what he said though, so everyone other than Zelda and I just heard a frantic neigh.
The dragon horse suddenly seemed to transform, and in an instant, a full dragon turned and snapped at Midnight. He leapt backwards, and the dragon moved to strike again but suddenly a voice called out âNo!â
The dragon froze and turned to face his owner, whoâd been the one bold enough to yell at him.
âWe just moved, please donât get us kicked out again!â The girl yelled.
The dragon reluctantly returned to itâs weird part horse form.
Midnight was breathing heavily.
âUmm⊠I think Iâm done for today if thatâs alrightâ I said looking at Thomas. He nodded, seeming just as startled as I was.
Zelda followed me out.
âWhat is that thing, it just nearly killed us!â I exclaimed trotting through Moorland. We were now looking for Justin, as Zelda wanted to see her boyfriend while we were here.
âI have no clue!â She responded. We found Justin about ten minutes later. He came running up to us.
âHave you seen Loretta? Her horse just came bolting into the stables!â Justin shouted before we could even say hello.
Zelda still managed to get a quick hello in for Justin before we agreed to help. I felt kinda awkward with the couple, almost like a third wheel, so I just kinda stood off the to the side for a moment while they caught up. It was brief because of the situation at hand.
âIâll check the paddock if you guys can just check if the horse calmed down. She hasnât gone anywhere since the lesson so she canât be farâ Justin told us before heading off.
We were in for another surprise in the stable.
The girl from before was trying to wipe something off the dragon horseâs mouth with a towel. When she ducked away to grab something, we saw the red all over the creatureâs face. Zelda and I exchanged a silent glance, thinking the same thing.
âMidnight, you speak horse, can you talk to that thing?â I asked him in a whisper.
âNo, it doesnât seem to speak horse. Iâd guess it speaks dragonâ he replied.
âSo we canât just ask if it killed Loretta thenâ I whispered, trying to think of how to find out.
âMaybe if youâd both be quiet, youâd hear itâs owner speaking to itâ Zeldaâs horse, Phantom, pointed out. As he had said, the girl was talking to the dragon horse.
âYou canât just eat people like that, youâre lucky nobody saw! Youâre going to get us in trouble. You know I was going to feed you" she scolded her horse.
We exchanged another glance before walking over to Lorettaâs horse so we werenât just standing there. The gray gelding seemed calm now, but was warily eying the stall two down from his, the one with the dragon.
âHey, have you seen Loretta?â I asked the dragonâs owner, to see what would happen.
âWho is that?â The girl asked.
âShe owns this horse. Always wears a pink jacket. Kinda rude sometimesâ I told her.
âOh, um, sorry I donât. Iâm new here, so I donât really know herâ the girl said, her voice faltering a little. She the moved to change the topic.
âMy nameâs Myra. Who are you guys?â She asked.
âIâm Jackyâ I told her, not wanting to give anything more then my first name. Zelda then saved me from the conversation.
âIf you see Loretta let us know. Weâre gonna keep lookingâ she told Myra, guiding me and Midnight back outside.
The moment we were away we looked at each other.
âThat horse freaking killed Loretta!â I quietly exclaimed.
âDefinitelyâ she agreed.
âWe have no proof though, nobody will believe usâ I sighed.
âI guess we should wait until we can prove somethingâ Zelda agreed. So we never told anyone what we found. Over the next few weeks, posters about the missing girl went up all over. Jorvik News even covered the case. The whole area had a glum mood to it. Through all of it, the two of us were the only ones who knew the truth.
âThereâs gotta be something we can doâ Zelda sighed as we rode down a trail a few weeks afterward.
âI donât think there is, nobody would believe us if we told themâ I said.
âSomeone magic might. We could get Ydris, heâs right near Moorland, or the Druids if we really need toâ she suggested.
âThat could workâ I agreed. I didnât know Ydris all that well, but I did know Jack. Zelda definitely knew them both better than I did though.
âIf you really want to keep going with this, you can tell Ydris and Jack sometime and call me when you do. I donât really want to get the Druids involved unless we have to, it doesnât seem like something theyâd find importantâ I told Zelda.
âAlright Iâll do that when I next see themâ she agreed.
After she left, Midnight spoke.
âAre you sure you want to keep trying to figure out this horse? It could be dangerousâ
âYou and I both know Zelda wonât stop, the thing is at Moorland right where her boyfriend lives. Iâm no expert on dating, but if I was dating somebody I wouldnât want them to get mauled by a horse with a literal dragon headâ I pointed out.
âThat doesnât mean you have to keep looking into itâ my horse pointed out.
âWell Iâm not gonna let her do it alone! Besides Iâm kinda curious myself, how does that thing even exist?â I told him.
âIt really is a freak of natureâ Midnight agreed.
âGood thing weâre far away from Moorland right nowâ I said with a laugh, gesturing to the Firgrove woods around us.
Yet what neither of us noticed was a pair of gleaming eyes that disappeared into the trees.
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FUCK I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA DO THIS CRAP AHHH
Whoâs your crush/squish?
I......tend to have a couple at a time (go unreciprocation whoop whoop) anyhoo the main one is this girl who is SUPER CUTE AND HAS THE CUTEST LAUGH AND IS LOWKEY EMO AND JUST BRILLIANT TBH and fun fact sheâs the one who made me realise Iâm bi! annnnd thereâs a guy....who I just realised I have a crush on....like yesterday....and Iâm dying a little
Whoâs your fictional crush/squish?
Hahahahahahaha that talks like thereâs one.....Remus obviously...Tonks....Dean Winchester...Jughead .....Rapunzel.....Duke Crocker from Haven (holy crap bro).....I used to have a crush on Klaus Baudelaire and also Yo-Yoji (shut up Carina)..... massive squish on Sherlock Holmes....and more Iâm forgetting
Worst joke youâve ever told?
Crap bro my life is full of stupid jokes I canât choose one
Worst insult youâve ever given?
Just really dumb ones, nothing specific
Got any weird kinks?
not any weird ones
How did you find out about sex?
No idea, probably like parents or sex ed classes? I donât remember
Trashiest thing in your wardrobe?
Literally none? I mean I have trash like a billion HP t shirts but nothing revealing or anything
Worst Phobia?
Needles. I literally cry everytime.Â
Hentai or the real thing?
Ew neither thanks
Ever been arrested?
lol i never go outside no
What are you most selfish about?
This question is worded weird....uh my..sketchbooks? maybe? like I donât really get the q but I never let anyone draw in my sketchbooks so ig that counts?
Who would you let die if given the chance to save them?
Myself
Who would you sacrifice yourself for?
Anyone
Something silly you believed as a kid?
Well I didnât think âwashclothâ was a real term, for some reason (I have literally no idea why) I thought it was just a word my family used but they were really called something else. I mean washcloth is so... on the nose
Weirdest/most embarassing thing youâve drawn?
I once.....drew a picture....of my crush.....with a stupid nickname above it....and little hearts....and little pics of the stuff he liked.... UGH I CRINGE JUST THINKING ABOUT IT I WAS IN GRADE 2 DONT JUDGE ME
Controversial role models?
I canât think of any?Â
Cringiest fandom youâve been in?
for like A MONTH I was into... Justin Bieber.
Cringiest thing youâve shipped?
Trans Gilderoy Lockhart and Snape
Ever had âan accidentâ in public?
I mean when I was real little I did once after school but like no one was there besides my family so it wasnât a big deal
What helps you fall asleep?
Honestly watching Bob Ross. Heâs just so soothing
What childish things do you still do?
I dunno man...Lots I just canât think of anything specific
Whatâs your age?
A HEATHERS SONG AND THE YEAR A WIZARD COMES OF AGE
Grossest thing youâve eaten?
Some people would say crickets (they tasted great though) I would personally say (not eating but) gargling salt water. I literally threw up. Thanks, father.
Honest opinion on religion?
I definitely like the idea and totally respect otherâs beliefs, but Iâm still working it out. I mean I know mine pretty darn well but the more I learn the more it just sounds really convienient idk
What does your laugh sound like?
From being told to shut up so much itâs changed a lot....Itâs kinda squeaky but mostly silent? Iâm a bit self concious about it tbh
How would you describe your smile?
stupid. it scrunches up my face all wrong and makes me look even fatter than I already do
Did you go through any regrettable phases?
âLikingâ music everyone else liked to fit in
Ever dropped plans/projects and not said a word?
Not one-on-one stuff (though social anxiety makes me want to every time) but like I guess? nothing noteworthy
Intovert/Extrovert?
INTROVERT
Personality Type?
INFP
Ugliest thing in your wardrobe?
I have this nightgown that I never wear that looks like something out of an 1800s movie...floral pattern and all
Would you wear pajamaâs in public?
If I was with friends who wereÂ
Weirdest thing that turned you on?
uhhhh I have no ideaÂ
Pineapples on pizza????
hecc yes
Do you use the XD emoticon?
Only in an ironic way
Do you have a dark sense of humour?
yup
Worst thing you ship?
Ms. Frizzle and Brendon Urie
Top or bottom?
Oh I cant believe Iâm answering this on the internet gosh well from my personality Iâd say...bottomÂ
Top or bottom bunk?
Also bottom because I feel like Iâll fall off or break the top bunk
Pettiest thing youâve cried over?
Dude I cry over everything...My sister said sheâd rip one of my books
Pettiest thing youâve gotten mad over?
Bro again like I usually get upset at myself rather than mad at other people but like at my family basically everything?
Longest time youâve cried?
lol well multiple times Iâve cried for a few hours straight, I cried through an entire movie once (Iâm not evenexaggerating I had to pause it because I was sobbing too hard literally 5 times)
Do you touch the art in museums?
NO THAT CAN WRECK IT AND I COULD GET IN TROUBLE
Do you have a fandom OC?
Kinda? I mean just self-inserts tbh
How much do you believe in astrology?
not at all
Have you ever used a base for drawing?
I mean Iâve copied them down but not traced
Have you ever used MSPaint for drawing non-ironically?
yup. there was a time when I had a laptop and sucked at drawing so when I got bored Iâd draw on MSPaint
Controversial opinion?
Iâm a feminist and I think everyone should be
Ass or chest?
I hate answering this Iâm just gonna do it quickly and get it over with female ass, male chest
Chest or genitals?
chest
Genitals or ass?
I HATE THESE I HAVE NO IDEA OK
Any scars?
Yup. I have one on my arm from burning myself while baking in grade 8, and two others on the inside (of the same arm haha) that are from somehow managing to hit my arm off a staple sticking out of an old recliner
Do you pirate anything?
Only music for animatics, but even then only songs Iâve already bought but cant transfer. I donât see the point. The artists I like I donât just like for their music (or movies or whatever), I like them as people too. I want to thank them for making such awesome stuff, so a little donation is totally reasonable to me
url for an old cringy social media account?
I mean this one? I wasnt allowed to have social media when I was younger so yay none of that
Any postâs youâve deleted and why?
Only ones I accidentally reblogged onto my art blog, but I always reblog them onto my main first
How long does it take you to get up in the morning?
depends. if I have nothing to do, hours. If I have school, anywhere from 5 minutes to an hour (I set my alarm real early)
What will instantly turn you on?
idk man nothing really...someone being good with kids is always sweet tho
Fave eye+hair colour combination?
Nothing specific, I like basically all colours?
Have you already named your future children?
If I have any they will be named after someone in one of my billions of fandoms (probably someone from hp)
Do you do drugs?
Just Ibuprofen amirite lol even then I am in pain way more than I take it I hate swallowing pills
How tall are you?
about 5âČ5 or 5âČ6
Did you go through a âRANDOM XDâ phase?
yup
Dumbest thing you believed?
No idea, probably something from when I was little but idk
Dildo of choice? (besides an actual dildo)
boi iâm not even coming near this question (get it?)
Daddy kink?
I mean I find it hot when some people say it? but not really
Who could change your sexuality just by looking at you?
Iâm...bi....so like.....no one? Iâm confused mate thereâs no way to answer this question
Bara/Yaoi/Shota?
none tbh i dont even know what 2/3 of those mean
What areaâs of your body are most sensitive?
besides the obvious my knees, stomach, back, neck....okay everything I just hate people touching me thanks oh and my feet oh gosh I got a pedicure once and it was the worst experience of my life
Weirdest dream youâve had?
A bunch man, once I had a dream where Peeta was transformed by the Capitol or smth to look like one of my friends and he was also heavily drugged and at my school for some reason and I was trying to help him get to safety....I had a dream where my family and I lived in a trailer park and our neighbour had a big dog that attacked my little brother, first by biting and then picking up a stick with its paws and beating him with it....one where my friend tried to touch my stomach and i panicked, punched him in the face, and then had a panic attack because I felt so bad
THANK GOSH THATâS OVER
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1. What is your middle name?I donât have a middle name
2. Do you have any nicknames?Nope
3. Do you have any allergies?No
4. What is the longest your hair has ever been?To my hipsÂ
5. Apple or PC?pc
6. Favorite flavor?ehh depends on the food
7. Have you ever been on a blind date?No
8. Are you friends with any of your exes?NO
9. What kind of car do you drive?A Citroen
10. How grammatically correct are you when you text?In German, very, in English I try to beÂ
11. What foreign country would you most like to visit and why?Norway, because itâs so fucking beautiful there AND the US just to see a wonderful human
12. Creamy or chunky peanut butter?creamyÂ
13. Favorite food to pig out on?
14. DC or Marvel?ehhh idc
15. Disney or Nickelodeon?SAME
16. Do you have any stickers on your laptop computer?I have not!
17. Name/author of the last book you read cover to cover. Do you recommend it?Itâs called Bio-Nahrungsmittel fĂŒr alle ... ?: Trendentwicklungen der Biobranche by Astrid Sara Nave, and ehhh I would recommend it if youâre interested in organic food and speak German (I had to read it for my diploma thesis)
18. Do you read any magazines?I do
19. Coffee or tea?Tea
20. What is your go-to Starbucks drink?Iâve been to Starbucks just once and ehh no thanks
21. How many things can do with your weaker hand?IDK actually nothing tbh
22. Last show you binge watched?None
23. Dogs or cats?Dooogs
24. Favorite Disney princess?wat
25. Do you like fast food?sometimes, sure
26. Favorite thing to cook for yourself?Lately Iâve often been cooking this coconut-rice with vegetables, cashews and dattles cause itâs SO GOOD
27. Favorite song to sing in the shower?Lately: The Heart From Your Hate
28. Have you ever butt dialed anyone?HELL NO
29. iPhone/iPad or Android?Android
30. Any styles of music you do not like?Actually everything else but Metal/Rock tbh
31. Have you ever kissed anyone of the same gender? If so, did you like it?I did and yeah, I liked it
32. Have you ever gotten a ticket while driving?Nope
33. Favorite emoji?EH IDK
34. Showers or baths?DEPENDS ON the day/mood
35. Is there anything you regret buying?Not really, no
36. Are you fluent in more than one language?I am
37. Any movie(s) you can watch over and over again and enjoy just as much every time?There are a few
38. What is the heaviest you have ever weighed?AHHHH
39. Do you have any tattoos? If so, how many and where?3, two on my arms and one on my back
40. Have you ever uttered a spoken hashtag?NOPE
41. Favorite school subject?EH it was Business Informatics and Information- and Mediatechnology
42. Favorite non-chocolate candy?ICE CREAM IF THAT COUNTS AS CANDY
43. Name one celebrity you dislike.IDC
44. If you could have one superpower, which one would you most like to have?READ OTHER PEOPLEâS MINDS I GUESS
45. From 1-10, rate your singing ability.Probably a 3
46. From 1-10, rate your dancing ability.0
47. From 1-10, rate your cooking ability.I love cooking, Iâd say a solid 8
48. From 1-10, rate your driving ability.SAME FOR DRIVING
49. Are you religious?No
50. Do you drink soda? If so, which one is your favorite?Not really
51. Have you ever locked your keys in your car?Ehh, no
52. Spring or autumn?Autumn
53. Do you play any sports?nope
54. Can you play any musical instruments?The fluteÂ
55. Are you more introverted or extroverted?Introverted, obviously
56. How easily do you cry?Very, unfortunately
57. Last musical artist you saw live?KORN
58. Favorite YouTube channel?Donât really have a favourite
59. Star Wars or Star Trek?IDC
60. How long have you known your best friend?5 years!
61. Have you ever voted for a reality show?Ehh, no
62. Last CD you bought?GOOD QUESTION, I donât really know
63. Have you ever ended a romantic relationship?if you mean if Iâve ever broke up with someone, yeah, I have
64. Have you ever been broken up with?Yeah
65. Have you ever been in the audience for the taping of a TV show?No
66. How long was your longest relationship? Are you still with that person?kinda over a year, no, luckily
67. Have you seen any Broadway plays or musicals?Yeah, with school but I canât remember anymore
68. Have you ever acted in a play or a musical?When I was in primary school, yeah
69. How flexible are you?kinda, I think
70. Have you ever sexted?Sure
71. Do you own any clothes from garage sales or thrift stores?No, I donât
72. Real or fake Christmas trees?DONâT REALLY CARE
73. How many pillows do you sleep with?One big and one small
74. How well can you write in cursive?my handwriting is horrible
75. What is your political affiliation?-
76. Do you like any boy bands?HELL NO
77. Have you ever broken any bones?I havenât
78. Have you ever gotten any stitches?No
79. Do you have any piercings in places other than your ears?I do
80. What is the oldest piece of clothing you still wear and how old is it?a pullover, 3 years I guess
81. Do you like wearing hats?No
82. Have you ever dyed your hair?Sure
83. From 1-10, how competitive are you?Iâd say 5, I donât really know tbh
84. How long have you been at your current job?2 weeks, just started
85. Have you ever studied abroad?No
86. Phrase you say the most?probably âWhat the fuckâ or âI DONâT KNOWâ
87. Have you ever quit a job?no
88. Have you ever gotten fired from a job?No
89. Have you ever won a trophy? If so, what for?I have, fluteÂ
90. Have you ever been a Boy/Girl Scout?I havenât
91. Last thing that made you laugh?TODAY at work I told my co-worker that a girl from my friendâs class and her boyfriend have dildos distributed all over their apartment and we talked about how weird that was cause they donât hide it when people come visiting them and like, THERE ARE DILDOS ON THE FUCKING TABLE OR COUCH AND THEY JUST DONâT CARE ABOUT IT AND ACT LIKE IT WAS NORMAL TO SHOW EVERYONE LIKE IT WAS SOME DECORÂ
92. Do you eat meat?No, actually not
93. Are you more of a morning or a night person?night, definitely
94. Worst habit?Eating at nights, I hate itÂ
95. Deepest fear?Old habits
96. Do you believe in ghosts?I donât
97. If you could take home any animal from the zoo, what animal would you take?EHH IDK Probably a tapir, theyâre so sweet
98. Do you consider rapping singing?rapping is rapping, singing is singing
99. Favorite costume you wore for Halloween? How old were you?IT WAS A WITH when I was like, 6?Â
100. Favorite store to shop at?EHH idk
101. Have you ever given anyone CPR?I havenât
102. Favorite Pokémon?-
103. Do you own any homemade clothing?NO
104. Do you drink alcohol at all? If so, what is your drink of choice?I do, Gin Tonic
105. Have you ever skinny dipped?YEAH when I was maybe 2 or 3 in our gardenÂ
106. Favorite type of cookie?CHOCOLATE chip, probably
107. Favorite flavor of ice cream?I LIKE THEM ALL CANâT DECIDE
108. Biggest pet peeve?table manners, probably
109. Are you still friends with anyone from high school?I am
110. Favorite literary character?EHH idc
111. Are your birth parents still together?They are
112. Do you wear or have your ever worn glasses?I have, now Iâm wearing contacts
113. How many of your Facebook friends do you actually hang out with?I have like 20 fb friends so yeah, pretty much with everyone of themÂ
114. Have you ever been the victim of a prank?I havenât
115. Do you belong to a fraternity or a sorority?No
116. Have you ever taken a nude selfie?I have
117. Are you adopted?Iâm not
118. Favorite fandom??
119. Oldest memory?I laughed at a friendâs haircut when I was 6 and she started crying, I regreted it so much that I locked myself in the toilet and cried until my teacher followed me, she needed one hour to make me open the door and brought me back to class, I apologized immediately and since then Iâve never done something like this to anyone ever again, and I wonâtÂ
120. Have you ever snorted when you laughed?No
121. Can you drive stick?I drive stick
122. Favorite Disney song?IDC
123. Random boyâs name.Daniel â„
124. Random girlsâ name.Ehhh, MARLIES
125. How often do you eat out at a nice restaurant?maybe 2-3 times a month
126. How many people are in your nuclear family?4
127. What accent do you consider the most attractive?IDK I JUST KNOW that mine is the ugliest
128. What is your Myers-Briggs personality type?IDK
129. What is your astrological sign?Gemini
130. Biggest regret?THERE ARE some I guess idk
131. What type of shoes do you wear the most?BOOTS
132. Do you like any soap operas?Nah
133. Do you listen to talk radio?No
134. What sports team(s) do you root for?NONE
135. Describe your sense of humor.IDK itâs weird I guess
136. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same gender?Today a girl randomly sent me her tits, if that counts
137. Favorite video game?BATTLEFIELD AT THE MOMENT
138. Name a moment in your life when you were pleasantly surprised.When I got the job I havenât thought I would get
139. Do you believe in serendipity?No really
140. Have you ever left a movie theater before the movie was done?Yeah
141. Have you ever felt you were born in the wrong period of history?SOmetimes, yeah
142. Is sex before marriage wrong?Of course not? wtf
143. Have you ever gotten a song you dislike stuck in your head?I have
144. Can you handle spicy food?I love spicy food
145. Have you ever called a non-lover a term such as darling, honey, babe, or dear?I have
146. Do you like MTV?Nah
147. Where on your body are you the most ticklish?Probably feet
148. TV show or movie you quote/reference the most?idk
149. Have you ever lived with a roommate you didnât get along with?No
150. Where do you think is the best place to meet a new lover?idk, probably in a restaurant or bar, I think itâs not important as long as both feel comfortable with the place
151. Have you ever successfully been on a diet?I have
152. Favorite thing to do outside?EHH GO FOR A WALK? IDK
153. Where did you go on your last vacation?Croatia
154. Do you say ây'allâ at all?sometimes, I do
155. Have you ever lived on a farm?I havenât
156. Do you believe in evolution?I do
157. What TV channel do you watch the most?I donât watch TV at all
158. Favorite Beatles song?IDC
159. Have you ever been on TV?No, luckily
160. Have you ever been to Disney World or Disneyland?Nope
161. Do you like horror movies?I do
162. Do you like to go fishing?Havenât been in years, used to go sometimes with my dad when I was like 4?
163. Have you ever been hunting?Ehhh no?
164. Do you take medication for anything?I do
165. Name one item from your bucket list.I donât have such a list
166. From 1-10, how much do you like children?it depends on the child? Iâd say a 5
167. Have you ever thought about your wedding?Nah
168. Have you ever been bungee jumping or skydiving?I havenât
169. Favorite flower?I LOVE THEM ALL
170. Do you collect anything?LINGERIE if that counts
171. Who was the last person you told a lie to?MY MOTHER TODAY cause she asked me when Iâm going to visit them again and I said I didnât know even though Iâm going to visit them tomorrow!
172. Have you ever been a bridesmaid or a groomsman?No
173. Have you ever had a fortune cookie fortune come true?ehh no
174. What was your favorite toy to play with when you were a child?canât even remember
175. How good are you at math?not too good, not too bad
176. Have you ever learned anything from a how-to YouTube video?No
177. Have you ever participated in a science fair?No
178. Have you ever wished you were born the opposite gender?Nope
179. Have you ever participated in a public protest?No
180. Do you have a pool at your house?I havenât
181. Have you ever hosted a wild party?nope
182. Do you like karaoke?No really
183. Have you ever written a love letter?I have
184. Have you ever ran a marathon?No
185. How often do you get mad at yourself?Like, all the time
186. Any guilty pleasures? I donât think so
187. Fruits or vegetables?BOTH
188. Do you live in a house or an apartment?Apartment
189. The countryside or the suburbs?both has its pros and cons, for me itâs the suburbs
190. Worst job youâve ever had?-
191. Do you hang out with any of your co-workers?NOT YET
192. Were you ever voted homecoming/prom king or queen?We donât have this dumb shit over here, luckilyÂ
193. Were you voted a âbestâ or âmost likely toâ in high school?wtf
194. Have you ever gotten detention?no
195. Have you ever babysat?I have
196. Have you ever taken a road trip just for the fun of it?Of course
197. How many drinks get you tipsy?I think it starts around drink number 6
198. Were you a part of any academic clubs in high school or college?-
199. Have you ever given a public speech, aside from your schooling?no
200. How long have you been on tumblr? For almost 3 years now
THANK YOU SO MUCH DANIEL â„
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I'm living to 102. And then dying. Like the city of Detroit.
I'm living to 102. And then dying. Like the city of Detroit.
Things are improving. Iâve never been dead, but I have been close. If anything, iâm better than ever, which is funny because my ex thinks by trying to strip me of everything, stealing my children to please a psycho he married at random⊠that iâm laying dead somewhere unable to do anything.
I should hope by now that he understands that I am and always have been one step ahead of him. I think heâs been trained to believe iâm completely stupid or something but he should know way better. I have always been legal smart. That is half the reason I have kept my mouth shut for 2 years.  Sometimes if I rant I say too much. Heâs done so much now that people are telling me I have to speak. I mean, the stuff theyâve posted on Facebook and their antics at trying to hurt me or keep my kids from me for no reason are hilarious. Itâs clear the outside sees these two trainwrecks with my kids and sees how they behave and all theyâve done wrong and this wonât end well for them.
I get stalked so much by them and I pay no attention to them. I focus on my kids. My friends focus too much on them and send me screenshots but I for the most part ignore it except when theyâve gone overboard on some posts. Let me tell you, the posts they have made recently have been seen by law, psychiatrists, ph.dâs, and all have agreed that what they are doing to my childrenâs minds is awful. âMindfucking babiesâ to quote one doc.
On top of that, they are just really bad at lying. So bad, itâs being tracked, planned out, and iâve had Roselou Warrenâs family come to me and tell me to get my children away from her. I knew in 2017 this wicked Filipino woman who has self-image and fat issues (like everyone deals with except some of us donât go psycho about it)⊠and in 2017 I had no problem with her when they first met. One night of the many when he left my children home alone to drive 110 miles to visit her and didnât return home for my kids⊠I called my ex and asked him where he was to get them, they had school. Instead of him answering the phone, this fucked up girl answers the phone and confronts me out of nowhere and I could hear him leading her on in the background. Before this, I had no issues and was happy for him. Matt and I had a civil relationship despite the fact that I should have had him killed for what went down to cause me to file for divorce. He had helped me a lot. However, since he met this woman and took my children away from me, filed court action to strip me of my custody and money, and tried to fake threats against her, both of them posting radical thoughts and accusations that Iâm going to hurt these to weirdos, he has turned into a human, not even human, that has no conscious, evil, and well, to put it bluntly⊠the point I hope he fucking drops dead tomorrow from a stroke or heart attack or gets hit by a truck driven by a cow, thrown, and impaled with a fence post. It took a lot to bring me to the point that I wish him ill will.
Itâs not coming from me though. Itâs going to happen because itâs time for karma to come along and fuck him in the ass. Just donât let my kids be around him. He already lost a court battle in the approx. amount of $8000 in May. Not from my doing. Now, they are just perjuring the Florida court system repeatedly. I know what him and this messed up psycho are doing to throw me off their trail, and itâs not going to work. I fell for their lies initially because I know my ex better than his own hand, and how he acts and behaves and I had to learn that this was not my exâs mind running the show. He is being controlled by this woman, who is way more screwed up than I ever was. I never came close to the antics she does. Iâd outline my exact strategy here, but iâve already won phase 1, and heâs not unemployed and poor so iâm going to go to phase 2. Goal 1 is get my children in my life â which is what law is there for because I have the right to unlimited time with my kids legally. Goal 2 though is to break him of his will and his bank account. He canât fight me when heâs poor. Either he is in contempt of court, or heâs unemployed and canât take care of my children. Fact 1⊠heâs highly employable and never been without a job longer than 12 days in his life in the USA of 18 years. Heâs only ever lost a job once. That was the 12 days wayyyy back in like 2006.
What is funny is they started a business first week of June or something called 907 Technology. September 7, 2017 is when these two fuckups got married and is when they stole my kids from me. Either way, the documentation provided to the courts in their mandatory disclosures was true, but it wasnât everything. This will be their strategy. Throw me off, make me think heâs either unemployed or working for his old company. I do believe he got fired. Thatâs been a long time coming. Heâs actually a shit hole employee that lies about his resume and lies about what he has done. Heâs just a plain old liar now. His companyâs page and about me at first listed all his former employers as his previous clients. If that wasnât funny enough, his IT security consulting business page had a stolen copyrighted image as their logo from a website that specialized in catching people stealing information security. Lol. For someone as experienced, at least used to be, in coding and web security, was designed using blogger and a very pathetic user interface with Google. At least I do everything fairly genuine and iâm not nearly on paper as experienced. I have 2 LLCâs and well, frankly, knowing the tax business, I know exactly what he is attempting to do to try and hide income.
He has filed to be of indigent status in Brevard County as of June, stating he is poor. However, at the same time they claimed to be buying a house, or having cars. All I have to do is have that application challenged. He is already in contempt of court in Lake County. Thatâs where I got a judgement of $8k. This is all a dangerous smoke screen he is putting up that I think like everything else, borders with screwing with me and screwing with the justice system as well. See he claimed he lost his job in the beginning of June 2018. Well going from 10K a month in income to $300 a week in unemployment just wonât pay his bills. He would be so miserable and so far gone and lost everything that just knowing this, I can tell you heâs not unemployed, nor is he actually earning money with a business at this moment here at the end of July 2018. He was paycheck to paycheck. But he is highly employable nonetheless, resume lies or not. Heâs totally fucked in the mind and stupider than shit, but he knows how to get and hold onto a job. Heâs also desperate.
So desperate for love he found this woman, and both of them were sooo desperate they clinged to each other immediately. She is young and has no kids, ugly as fuck â more ugly than my fattest ugliest moments, and heâs old and fearful of dying alone. Old for him is whatever like 45. Heâs so desperate for this love that heâs doing whatever it takes and is by everyoneâs account (not mine until more recently) gone off his rocker with the crazies. His appearance at our May court date was disgusting. But, like the smoke screen they are putting up, I believe it was planned. My ex has never seen a scruffy face except once in our marriage many many years ago, where I wanted to see what he looked like with a goatee. That lasted like a week. Heâs anal about shaving and he showed up to court this one time looking like a homeless unemployed man and not even dressed up hoping that the judge will be tricked into thinking he is just as his appearance was.
When he lost the case, I got images sent to me by my facebook friends showing their crazy posts, which Iâm going to share soon, that say, âno matter what, we are so happy, and she will never find love like ours and we always win no matter what just because of thatâ â not to quote but in the jist of it along with pictures of them eating at a foreign food restaurant crossing their hands with new wedding bands they just bought that day or prior. Itâs like they think iâm watching them so they go out of their way to make sure they say the stupidest shit nobody actually believes.
When her family contacted me after that, it was made known that she is shaming them. They never cared until she moved close they said. But now her actions are shaming them. They encouraged me to tell my lawyer this⊠tell my lawyer that, make sure I show him this and thatâŠ. etc. If her family thinks sheâs a fucked up crazy and by family, I mean her brother⊠then in reality itâs way worse because as a 34 year old adult you arenât showing your family the full picture. They see a sliver of the picture, and itâs bad. The full damage and omg it drives me insane.
Ok well â yeah already spoke too much. My next actions will be to file a couple of motions now that I fired my lawyer for taking too long. I was my own lawyer for the last 3 years and got shit done, I hire a lawyer because iâm going through a period of âregaining my strengthâ and the douchetool spends all of his time on vacation.
Iâll go back to being me. Legally smart and a mother devoted to her children.
Posted by: Jen
Filed under: Beyond 2018, Brevard County, Fighting Rights, General, Matt, The Ex Files
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