#but other people's? geesh

[lilolilyr]

People following me for mostly Berena, Mirandy, J/7 and other chill wlw content at the moment

PleAse know that I Do mean my current heading of being 'mosty offline'

This blog is usually chaos and I've been told that if you aren't as chronically online as me and/or don't follow many other blogs, following me can make your dash into just my reblogs xD so proceed with caution

Also you don't need to follow me just cause we're part of the same events. I won't follow back, I follow enough people already. If you want to know when I post more original content in a specific fandom, lmk and I'll put you on the tag list! No need to follow for that either

(of course if you really want to follow this mess feel free... As long as you also reblog stuff and your blog doesn't look empty/like a bot because then I Will probably block you more or less by accident with the current flood of spam bots)

[xxtraumatober-takeoverxx]

This isn't the most related thing in the entire world ever but. TD is a reality show parody. They're gonna have characters that parody real people in real reality shows. And yknow the guy who's in every reality show? The flamboyant conniving gay. I did NOT sit through every season of The Circle to have people disrespect The Boys!! ToT

breaking my silence if anyone of u hate on bowie because he is the “flamboyant gay stereotype” ill electrocute u with my wizard powers, yall piss me awf so bad dude. EFFEMINATE GAY MEN EXIST, they exist irl, gay men being flamboyant and fem and proud of being gay isnt bad rep you guys sound like that “gay people i dont respect” post holyyyy shit

[whatsk-poppinhomies]

Pairing : Huening Kai x F!Reader TW : none ; big fluff ; Beomgyu making a suggestive comment ; Kai being adorable ; Word Count : 1.4k Request : nope! A/N : Hope you all enjoyed the snippets of life! This is the last one and then we're back to the regularly scheduled programming!

“I’m really glad you’re finally spending the night.” Kai said shyly, his hands shoved into the pockets of his hoodie while your arm linked through his. “Don’t mind the guys, they’re kind of… Well… You know.” The rosy tint in his cheeks reached up to the tips of his ears, although you were sure he’d blame it on the chill of the late December air. “You can wear my clothes if you want… For sleeping… Or to just get comfortable. I don’t want you to feel like you have to wear jeans and stuff the whole time because I know that-” 

“Kai…” You cut him off, shoving your own hand into his pocket to give his hand a squeeze. “You’re stuck in your head, you’re rambling.” He sighed softly, lacing his fingers through your own, and his steps became gradually faster. One Kai step was about four or five steps for you though, and you found yourself breathless when the two of you finally reached the building. “Geesh…” 

“Don’t be nervous. It’s gonna be okay!” He tried to calm you, assuming that your heavy breathing and hesitation was due to nerves and not the fact that you felt like you had just ran a marathon just to keep up with him. Even still, the funniest part was the fact that he seemed to be the most nervous right now, his hands fidgeting in the fluff lined pocket of his hoodie, and he was the one hesitating to walk through the front door of the building. “Are you ready?” He asked, and you quickly nodded your head, wanting nothing more than to be inside and out of the winter chill. 

You were shivering inside the elevator that took you up to the dorm room where he and the guys lived, and Kai respectfully kept an arm draped over your shoulder while vigorously rubbing your arm to try to warm you up. “Are you okay with me staying the night?” You asked, feeling the nervousness radiating off of him in the confines of the elevator, and his head nodded so fast that you wondered if he was being honest or just trying not to hurt your feelings. “I can sleep on the couch if that would make you more comfortable. I don’t mind, really.” 

The last thing you wanted was for him to be uncomfortable in his own home, and although this was his idea, you wondered if maybe he was second guessing it now that it was truly happening. It’s not like you would be mad about it though, you had only been dating for 2 months, and while most people would have done something like this rather early on in their relationship, you both just wanted to take things slow and enjoy the fun of meeting up for dates and the thrill of just being with each other when time and schedules allowed. It kept the relationship lively and there was always something to look forward to. 

“No, no… It’s not that, seriously.” He ran a hand through his hair as he let out a slightly awkward chuckle. “It’s the guys and… With me being the youngest… I just know they’re going to tease me and… I don’t want them to make you think differently of me, that’s all.” You glanced up at him out of the corner of your eye, his bottom lip was pulled between his teeth and he shuffled his feet as the bell rang out and the doors slid open. 

“A little bit of teasing from the guys won’t alter my judgment. I like you for you…” You reassured him, wrapping your arms around his waist and giving him a squeeze before walking out of the elevator, leading the way even though you didn’t have a single idea as to where you were going. “I’m excited to spend the night… It’s gonna be fun. We can watch movies and play video games and-” Kai stopped in the middle of the hallway, right in front of a door that looked like all the others, but from the inside you could hear music being played loudly and boisterous laughter that you could only assume was coming from Beomgyu considering the other loudest boy was standing right beside you. 

“You think I’ll be able to sneak you past the guys?” His voice was soft, almost like he was worried they’d hear him through the door, but there was a chuckle building in his chest, although you weren’t sure whether it was from the nerves or whether he was trying to be funny. Either way, you shook your head no, the guys seemed to all be in the main room, like they were waiting for your entrance. It’s not like they had never met you before, it’s just that this would be the first time you’ve ever gone to their home. “Right… Guess it’s better to just get it over with.” 

“Like ripping off a bandaid.” You chimed, and you could hear him gulp loudly as he turned the knob on the door and pushed it open. Silence immediately filled the room, and your thoughts were proven correct as four heads lifted up and now eight pairs of eyes laid upon you and Kai as you both walked in. “Hey guys!” You spoke up, and within seconds you and Kai were rushed as the guys ran over to where you stood. 

“Are you guys gonna.. You know…” Beomgyu was the first one of the boys to speak, his eyebrows wiggling to emphasize the suggestive question. You didn’t even have to look at Kai to know that his face was burning up, you could feel it throughout his entire body, the heat radiating off of him like a space heater. 

Yeonjun scoffed, tittering with his hand over his mouth. “How would they? You know that he wouldn’t move his plushies for that. I don’t even know where she’s gonna sleep.” The oldest teased, and the secondhand embarrassment that you were feeling was horrendous, you could only imagine how Kai was feeling being on the receiving end of it. 

“I… I’d move them for her… I was planning on moving them.” He stammered, and it was cute, but also kind of sad to see him so shy, especially knowing that he was usually the loudest one of the guys, aside from Beomgyu. “Can you guys maybe like… Shut up though?” His shoulders shrugged as if the question was more of an offer, like they had a choice, but you were sure that once your overnight visit was over, Kai would let them have it for attempting to humiliate him in front of you. 

“I think guys that collect plushies are adorable, so hush.” You jumped to Kais defense, nuzzling closer to him as you smiled up to your boyfriend who was redder than a tomato at this point. “Do you wanna take me to the room? Maybe I can change into something more comfortable?” You asked, trying to find a reason to get the both of you out of the awkward bubble that the other boys had created. 

Kai was quick to jump on the offer, his arm snaked around your waist and practically dragging you to the bedroom and slamming the door behind him. “Sorry about them….” He muttered, and you could still hear the guys, cheering out in the main room as if something more were about to happen. “I knew they’d be like that… I can move the plushies if you want me to… It’s really not a big deal. I don’t know why they-” 

Your hands cupped his cheeks and you pushed yourself up to press your lips to his, silencing his panicked rambling. “I don’t care what they were saying. They’re like your brothers, they’re going to tease you. That’s what they do.” You assured him, your thumb stroking his cheek, watching the redness fade in his cheeks and then slowly reappear when your thumbs slid across them. “And I wasn’t joking when I said I think it’s cute… So how about… I change, and then you can introduce me to all of your plushies… I can pick my favorite one.” 

The smile that pulled at the corner of his lips had your stomach feeling warm and fuzzy, he was adorable, and you were happy that you could cheer him up and get his mind off the guys at least for now. “Alright, yeah… Just don’t pick my favorite because I don’t think I can share. You can pick any of the other ones though, I’ll even let you take it home to sleep with so you never forget about me.” 

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[coraline-jones353]

I would like a x reader oneshot request on Ray Manchester/Captain Man ❤️ from Henry Danger !

The true parents meeting

Heyy y'all quick thing please I beg you all, add some information with your request 😭. It's hard enough to find time to write but finding time to brain storm an idea?? Crazy long.

Also oh my goodness this is I think my first request?!??

Ray x Reader

Warnings: Cussing, hating on Henry's parents (ngl they sucked and that's a hill I'll die on)

Summary: At Henry's graduation party Y/n, his god mom comes to his party from out of town. Henry comes in late to his party and ofc his parents aren't worried, but Ray and Y/n are. Henry seizes the moment to get his actual parents off his back and to make them both happy, together.

Y/n is Henry's god mom, she attends everything and I mean everything, his kindergarten graduation? She's there. Birthdays? There. Christmas? There

She's good friends with Henry's mother. When her friend broke down crying saying she doesn't want a baby Y/n even offered to adopt the kid after she had given birth. That obviously didn't happen but she did get offered the position of God mother, meaning if something were to happen to her friend and husband then she would take care of Henry and Piper.

I had flown in for Henry's graduation party and of course to watch him graduate. I had just flown in from California on a business trip. I am absolutely exhausted and need a ride to the Hart's house where I will be staying for a week to catch up with them.

Of course the Hart's were busy so I took an Uber to their house. I arrive in about 10 minutes and am so excited to see my kids.

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I open the door expecting Piper and Henry to be on the other side but I am met with an empty house. I look around before deciding to just call Henry and see where he is.

"Hey Hen, where are you guys? I made it to your house but none of you are here." I say into my phone, rather annoyed. "Oh shoot, I forgot you were coming today, I'm at work right now and Piper is spending the day with one of her friends at the mall. I bet you're tired from your plane ride so just take a nap and I'll be home in 3 hours or so, ok?" Henry says at a pretty fast pace sounding almost out of breath. "Well ok I'll see you then kiddo." I say hanging up the phone.

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After his graduation me, him, and piper had tons of bonding time. I took them to the movies, zoo, aquarium, I even took them out to eat multiple times. I told them about my adventures I've had since last year and asked about their life. Separately I asked Henry about his superhero life, he couldn't hide that from me after my second visit after he became a hero.

This time though it wouldn't just be a visit, Henry decided to give up being a superhero for a while and live with me and travel when needed. He had gotten a job at the same company I work at so this worked out great.

The parties in 1 hour and I'm helping with the decorations and getting Henry ready for his big night.

Just then this absolutely dazzling man walks into the venue. " Uh, excuse me sir, I just have to check if you're invited. The party doesn't even start for about an hour." I say looking at the clock. "Ray Manchester, at your service darling. I'm here to help set up for the party I'm Henry's boss." He says with the brightest and flashiest smile.

I feel my insides melt, that wonderful smile. I gotta ask him what toothpaste he uses geesh. "I'm Y/n Henry's god mom." I say shaking his hand and pointing him over to the streamers that need to be put up.

Later in the night people start arriving but we're just missing one person. Where the fuck is Henry?!?

Just as my phone goes to his voicemail he walks into the venue. I storm over to him getting ready to blow up but Ray is over there before I even took two steps.

"Where were you Henry" Ray said with a stern expression as I stood next to him cornering Henry. "Jasper had this bucket he wanted to get at the medieval fair and he didn't wanna go alone." Henry says seemingly out of breath. "That is no excuse you could have been in danger and we wouldn't have known!" I yell at him.

After scolding Henry he asked me and Ray to be in charge of the Chinese auction. Throughout the party Henry had been doing little things to get Ray and Y/n to talk. First asking if I want punch and telling Ray to get me and him a cup. Then saying that were so alike and asking Ray to show off his muscles to me, which he did happily. Then at the end of the party he asked us both to help clean up.

"This was a great party, thanks guys." Henry says pulling us on for a group hug. He then asks to talk to Ray alone pulling him into a corner.

"Dude, ask her out." he says as he pushes Ray's arm teasingly. "But she lives outta town and I can't leave." "Then have a long distance relationship but you won't know if you don't try." Henry pleads.

"Hey Y/n, do you think I could take you out on a date?" Ray says suddenly losing all confidence. I look at him to see if he is sincere as he stares at the floor. "Yes Ray I will go out with you."

And yes I did ask for his toothpaste he uses Crest.

[iwatchedyougoinghomeeveryday]

I have seen The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. I am a changed person. Here are some thoughts. (Gonna try not to be too spoilery but there might be some.)

First... Tom Blyth, you LEGEND. He was perfect as young Snow. In fact, out of all of the cast members in this franchise (new and old), I think he is the actor who embodied the book character the best. His performance felt straight from the page, with even more nuance. INCREDIBLE.

Rachel is a STAR. She captured Lucy Gray's complexity, which I was always worried about because Lucy Gray has more depth than people give her credit for. Some people will just say she is a nice, noble character. (Lol, the snake in the dress?!) Some say she is totally manipulative. The truth is somewhere in-between and I got that from Rachel's performance. Also the songs, GOOD LORD. They sounded way better than what I imagined. And Rachel's raw emotion while singing them... geesh. Her "KISS MY ASS" has haunted my brain.

Josh as Sejanus broke my heart, as expected. THAT'S MY BOY RIGHT THERE. I do wish that we got to see more scenes with his parents, especially his Ma. I needed that impact not just for *that* scene, but for when Snow basically leeches off of them and uses their wealth to gain power. MORE MA

I think I have my initial book thoughts typed up on here, but my book ranking has always been Part 3 > Part 1 > Part 2. I think the movie's version of the Games was a lot better. I felt like I understood the tributes better. REAPER BROKE ME.

I went into the movie knowing that people thought Part 3 was rushed, but honestly, I do not think it was more rushed than any other part of the movie. The whole movie somehow felt rushed, which has positive and negative points. I appreciate that they included all of the important moments from the book, but it did feel like we were quickly moving from one event to the next without room to breathe. (Like going from Clemensia's snake bite straight to the arena bombing.) I cannot fault the movie too much, since they had a lot to include, but that was an issue I had with the whole movie, not just Part 3.

Mostly I just think this was one of the closest book-to-movie adaptations that I have ever seen. (It helps that I just finished rereading the book.) The world-building and overall vibe was spot-on. Again, my favorite part about the movie was the cast. Us fans are so lucky to continue to have a wonderfully talented cast who blow us away with their performances. I am in awe of them.

I do not think I can pick a favorite scene yet, but The Old Therebefore was stunning.

[dream-thief-forever-amen]

Ooooooo finally some POV scenes from the reserved Su Rong - cause it has kinda bugged me that neither the princess nor her hubby seem to grasp the severity of what happened to him when he lost his entire family and was mutilated… and then forced to live with the people who did it and the woman he loved that he could no longer be with. I mean… he is not okay. That’s some heavy stuff to drag into your second life, ya dig?

Just the flashback scenes alone added depth to his character. My god, his mother and father both being murdered together and you could still see the love in their eyes as they faced death! Geesh.

And I’m only on ep 23 here but… remember in Kunning Palace where the lead female could never quite shake off the heebie jeebies of Yan Lin, knowing that in another timeline he’d been capable of cruelty and rape. That’s how I feel about the possible-future-prince Li China in Princess Royal. That sweet boy is capable of morphing into a very violent and mentally unstable monster… so maybe Su Rong is right to fear his ascension to the throne. Then again… Su Rong proved to be a pretty scary dude as well in his other life…

A lot to mull over as this story plays out.

[nalyra-dreaming]

Hi Nalyra!

I've just been thinking about IWTV - as hundreds have.. LOL! And on the renewal of Season 3, I wonder if the reason we haven't heard anything is because they're not going to give Interview with the Vampire an actual renewal - since by the end of the season we should have a wrap up to that story ( first book ). Instead, give us a another new series which would then cover The Vampire Lestat ( book 2 )? Although, if they did it that way - wouldn't they have to re-negotiate contracts for the actors? Like Sam, if he's signed up for 5 seasons of Interview with the Vampire - but they called it done. Then his contract would be finished, as well. Which would mean him having to re-sign a new one since it would be considered another show, right?

Sorry, I just have so many random thoughts in my head because of this show! Geesh! But I wouldn't have it any other way, either!

Hmmmm, I'm not sure it would be that easy to get them all to resign, tbh, and I'm not sure it would be locked to the name.

I think the show is called "IWTV" for a number of reason, none the least because there is already "The Vampire Diaries"... and "The Vampire Chronicles" would have simply been too close.

But I think there is a reason we haven't gotten renewal yet, and no episode 8 title... and I think that might be linked.

We'll see.

But I don't think it's because they want to release people out their contracts and renegotiate - on the contrary. Because I think they know very well what they have with their cast.

And it would be insanity to release them from their contracts and maybe fuck it up.

[teen-cups-au]

Teen Cups - Plot Notes Part 1

Doudy (mod): 7 parts are ready so far. For now, they'll be posted weekly!

Beginning of the comic | Previous | Next

Cuphead walks further away with his bag [I would have corrected the sketch in the last page WIP, since I drew him letting it with the others. You’ll know why in a bit.], where he and Chalice were at night in the flashback a few pages ago. Mugman and Puphead join him to check on him.

Mugman: Cuphead ?

Cuphead: I wanna be alone.

Puphead pokes him.

Cuphead: Ugh… What ?!

Puphead: *signing* We’re all happy to get to spend time with you again.

Mugman: They could have done better, true. But you should still enjoy the moment !

Cuphead: Leave me alone...

Puphead follows Mugman as he walks away, mumbling :

Mugman: At least, he’s taking fresh air…

Cuphead hears him and rolls his eyes while getting a cigarette.

Cuphead sits down at the edge of the water and stares at the sea. The night falls, and he’s now writing in a notebook, his bag open, as he got it from it. The moon is surrounded by a few clouds. He then gets up to join the others again. They’re all around a campfire.

Sammy: Aha ! Look who decided to come back~

Cuphead: Sammy, you say one more word and I leave.

Sammy: Geesh, can you stop being a jerk ?!

Baroness von Bonbon: Cut it, you two ! Want a marshmallow, Cuphead ?

Cuphead: No thanks.

He walks to his tent.

Baroness von Bonbon: Okay ! But stay here at least !

Cuphead: Am I allowed to put my stuff in my tent, or what ?!

Baroness von Bonbon: Yes. As well as having manners !

Cala Maria: Is it me, or everyone is in a bad mood since he arrived ?

Mugman looks down next to her, tightening his legs while sitting. He starts coughing. The coughing worsens, making Cuphead hurry out of his tent. Samuel, who’s sitting on Mugman’s other side, puts a worried hand on his shoulder.

Samuel: Mug? Are you okay?

Cuphead reappears and crouches beside him.

Cuphead: Mug ?

Mugman gets up and walks a bit further to isolate himself, as the fit is getting worse, Cala commenting in the background :

Cala Maria: Man, his cough is so nasty…

Baroness von Bonbon: Poor Mug…

Cuphead gets up again to follow him.

Sammy: I thought he wasn’t sick anymore ?

Cuphead: Do you have your inhaler ?

Mugman nods and gets it from his pocket. Cuphead takes it and shakes it for him.

Cuphead: I knew it was a bad idea to come !

Mugman frowns.

Mugman: Shush…

He inhales the medicine, Baroness von Bonbon yelling from out of the panel :

Baroness von Bonbon: Is he okay ?!

Cuphead: UGH, GIVE US SOME SPACE, BONNIE !!!

Mugman retains his breath with a done face.

Baroness von Bonbon: Dammit, what’s wrong with you ?! We barely see you anymore, and when we do, it’s to be yelled at non stop ! You’re ruining our night !

Cala Maria: No wonder. He always goes to the casino. He can’t be surrounded by respectable people.

Mugman is catching up his breath, wheezing.

Cuphead: Mug, let’s just go home ! You’re not well anyway.

Mugman: No ! I’ll be *cough* fine… *wheeze* I won’t let it prevent me from having fun ! *wheeze*

Cuphead: I’m clearly not welcome anyway.

Mugman: Of course you are ! *wheeze* Just try to… Just enjoy, okay ? Puphead brought- *cough* *cough* -cards to play. *wheeze* Maybe you can teach us poker or something ?

Cuphead: You won’t go back home, are you ?

Mugman: No.

Cuphead sighs.

Cuphead: Fine.

They come back.

Baroness von Bonbon: You chill now ?!

Cuphead stays silent, looking at her scornfully. He then asks Puphead :

Cuphead: Hey Pup, Mugman told me you got a card game ?

Puphead nods.

Cuphead: You guys wanna gamble ?

Sammy: To be honest, I’m curious.

Sam: I don’t want to bet money. I don’t even have that much on me right now.

Cuphead: No problem, Sam. We can make it interesting another way.

Sam: Like ?

Cuphead: Loser sniffs cocaine.

Sam: I’m out.

Sammy: ...Why not.

Sam’s eyes widen.

Sam: WHAT ?!

Sammy: For my experience ! It’s just a try !

Sam: Sammy, you know what it implies, right ?

Sammy: Yeah, yeah, dependence, blah blah blah… But it’ll be just once !

Cuphead: Hehe, yeah sure~

Sammy: You don’t think I’m able ?

Cuphead: Yanno it’s hard drugs, right ?

Sammy: And what does that mean ?

Cuphead: The kind that are hard to stop.

Sam: Cuphead, don’t do anything that extreme ! Please...

Cuphead: Fine. Marijuana it’ll be.

Sam: How is it not extreme ?!

Cuphead: It’s soft drugs.

Sam: Are you serio-

Sammy: Shut up now, Sam ! I’m tired of you bossing me around ! If I want to give it a try, I’ll just do it !

Sam frowns and grumbles.

Samuel: But I… I don’t want you to die !

Cuphead laughs.

Cuphead: He won’t, don’t worry Samuel. It’ll be more like-

Time skip to Sammy puking at a tree a bit further. Cuphead teases him, while smoking too.

Cuphead: That makes you a double loser, dude !

Mugman is sitting beside Baroness von Bonbon, a hand on his nose.

Baroness von Bonbon: YOU’re the loser ! You don’t even care about your brother who can’t breathe because of you !

Cuphead: He’s far from me enough !

Mugman: No. You know the smoke always comes to me, whatever you do.

Cuphead: Ugh, fine. I’ll extinguish it.

He rubs it on the floor.

Cuphead: There, happy ?

Mugman: No. I’m SO ashamed of you !

Baroness von Bonbon : To be honest, I don’t want you to hang out with us anymore.

Cuphead frowns as she says that and gets up, an empty glass bottle in his hand.

Cuphead: Fine with me !

He throws it violently on the floor.

Cuphead: FUCK Y’ALL !

He lifts his middle finger to them, as he goes to his tent.

[Alternate idea: Try to make him lift the 2 middle fingers, as he has 4 fingers, to see if it works visually, and make him say :

Cuphead: Uuh, which finger is it again... Ok nvm, imagine there's only one - FUCK Y’ALL !]

Cala Maria: Geesh ! How are you dealing with this everyday, Mug ?

Mugman: It’s not that bad, usually. Sometimes with Grandpa. But with me, I feel like he retains himself.

[pico-digital-studios]

Into, Across and Beyond! Scripting: Burning Too Much Daylight

(This series of events is part of the alternate continuity of @robovoidfrog's Funkinverse, and is again not to be considered canon unless they state otherwise by the release of Beyond the Spider-Verse.)

After Benjamin and BluBuni managed to save Goatfriend from a landslide in an area and overpower Kenji proper, they came to a stop at the far end of Aquatic Ruin.

Benjamin: Geesh, what is with you trying to stop us from doing the right thing?

Kenji: Dude, you seriously CAN'T save everybody yourself. That's a given in life, and I've had to witness that over time.

Benjamin: I mean, you have a point about it being impossible to save everyone, but that doesn't mean we won't try to anyway.

Kenji: ...Is this why you're still on board with Salty's thoughts, even when you've seen him turn you down?

BluBuni: He's still paranoid from when your group tried to stop him from doing what he felt the urge to do. He might cool off if more -friends side with his desire to stop The X.

Goatfriend: So this is why you've tried to enable my death? Out of that desire to maintain a linear plot that doesn't exist?! I knew there was something fishy about you when Ben and his pack first knocked you out, but this just sells you off as a murderer by inaction!

Kenji: Murd-?! I'm not the one actively trying to murder people to uphold the multiverse! I... I don't even want to deliberately murder anyone. Having my family drift apart and my own counterpart of Pico being driven to a murderous insanity hasn't helped my situation at all, nor has having to witness practically everyone around me undergo their own angst periods.

Benjamin sighed, knowing he couldn't yet forgive Kenji for his repeated disruptions to their parole, but sympathised enough with him to let him be.

Benjamin: Okay. It doesn't excuse what you tried to do, but I'm letting you go.

Alt MIX Boyfriend: What?! He tried to stop us from saving Goatie there, man.

Benjamin: I know, but a lot of these guys aren't thinking straight, more so than what is necessary.

Neo Girlfriend: Which makes sense, considering Leo and Soft Pico's Ben are both stuck with the Society.

Kenji: I don't get it, Ben. Why WOULD you spare me after I've tried to stop you? After I tried to stop... t-the alternate Aloe?

Benjamin: Simple; I don't believe in killing people for the greater good, not even other -friends. Me and Gracie's groups are trying to do the true greater good, by rallying up others to help stop The X as soon as possible. It doesn't help, however, that we've been side-tracked constantly by you derailing our bids to help Salty out. I'll let you go, but you gotta promise not to continue interfering with our mission.

Kenji: *sigh* Okay. I promise.

They nodded to each other.

Soft Pico: Before we let you go... We need to know something important.

Neo Girlfriend: What Earth designation is the Society HQ at?

Kenji wasn't sure if it was best to tell them, but knew it couldn't be hidden forever.

Kenji: I'll tell you, though if necessary, get in there, get whoever you need to out and then hurry out, before Cam notices what you're doing. Alright, so the location is Earth 1-2-4-

He was interrupted as he witnessed blood splatter, showing horror from what happened.

Benjamin: Kenji? Is that all there is?

Kenji: H-He... He figured it out...

BluBuni: What do you mean by-?

Blu turned around, and to her horror, Goatfriend had been shot in the back, now kneeling on the floor.

BluBuni: GOATFRIEND!

She kneeled by his side, tears welling from her eyes. Benjamin did the same, equally horrified.

BluBuni: No no no no! P-Please, stay with me.

Benjamin: Hang tight, G. I'll try and get you healed up.

Goatfriend: I- *cough* I don't want you to waste your strength o-or energy, Ben. That X creep needs stopping b-before he destroys the multiverse.

BluBuni: What about you? I can't just leave you to... t-to...

He put his hand on her cheek, trying to calm her down.

Goatfriend: Hey. Look at me, Blu. You've still got a lot to live for. I don't want your happiness to be permanently gone b-because of this. Y-You need to help Ben and the others stop The X, for m-my sake, alright?

BluBuni: A-Alright, G...

Goatfriend: A-And Ben? Y-You've become tight-knit with B-Blu, haven't you? In case I d-don't make it, please... take g-good care of her for me.

Benjamin: I... I promise she'll be safe with me, Goatfriend.

Goatfriend: A-And, er... just remember that s-she doesn't like carrots. I... heh, I l-learned that the hard way m-myself.

Benjamin: Heh, I'll keep that in mind.

BluBuni smiled to Ben, happy he had the right material as one of her best friends.

Benjamin: I'm gonna get you healed anyway, though. Even if it burns out my strength for a bit, it's better than leaving you to die.

He got started on healing the bullet wound right away.

Goatfriend: Y-You really didn't have to do this, you know?

Benjamin: It's the least I can do for a friend, man. Plus, the shot didn't manage to hit any vital organs, so you're alright.

Goatfriend: T-Thanks, Ben. I really appreciate it.

Grace and Pico arrived on the scene.

Pico: Is he alright? We heard the gunshot before.

Benjamin: Thankfully so. If whoever tried to kill him is still in range, he's not safe here. Grace, can you warp him to a safe spot that's still in this dimension?

Grace: I'm right on it.

She was about to do so, but her neck was clasped by a power inhibitor that prevented her from doing so, right before extra lead was shot into Goatfriend, this time successful in killing him.

BluBuni: NO! G!

She rushed to his body, tearing up a lot as Benjamin went next to her and Grace broke the inhibitor.

Grace: O-Oh, no...

BluBuni: P-Please, d-don't die on me... p-please...

When she realised he really was killed this time, she started crying, now having been through TWO events where she had lost a loved one to outside forces. In response, Benjamin hugged her tightly to comfort her.

Benjamin: H-Hey. I'm here, Buni.

BluBuni: W-Why did it have to be him...?

During the hug, Barbara noticed something close by and pointed Benjamin's focus towards it; a pair of glowing pink eyes that were all too familiar to him. He watched the figure he knew was actively trying to stop him from doing the right thing with contempt, as he slipped away into a portal.

Benjamin: ...Cam!

Pico turned to Kenji.

Pico: Okay, dude. Change of plans, get us straight to his HQ. He needs a reality check.

Kenji kept true to his word, generating a portal that got Benjamin's group into the Funkin' Society HQ at Earth-1249, where Softie was at alongside several other -friends.

Soft Pico: There's Softie!

Softie turned back, seeing his boyfriend having come for him.

Soft Benjamin: Pico?

Soft Pico: Boy, am I glad to see you in one piece. They didn't hurt you, did they?

Soft Benjamin: Thankfully not. Though, I'm not sure I can say the same about all these guys that have been through a lot. Oh, er, who's this (EB!Softie) you've got with you?

EB!Softie: Oh! Hey there!

Soft Pico: It's a long story, Ben. I'll tell you later.

Gracie's group entered the area as well.

Gracie: Did you guys make it?

Benjamin: I... I was so close to saving Goatfriend, but... (through gritted teeth) Cam murdered him in cold blood to try and maintain his "canon"!

Gasps of horror, concern, worry and anger were heard around the other present -friends.

Kenji: I witnessed it happen, everyone. I... I'm sorry.

Judith: I never knew he'd... go as far as to defy our morals just to get his way.

Neo Boyfriend/Leo: The point still stands that, if Salty is out there trying to stop The X, and a few of us couldn't apprehend him ourselves, he needs all the help he can get!

Benjamin: Just what I was thinking.

Gracie: We called you guys together not just to save Salty, but to preserve the very fabric of reality itself.

Benjamin: As it stands, the multiverse needs us to keep it safe, and we need to split from a civil war and unite as one to achieve it.

Gracie: So, our goal is simple. Save our friend, safeguard every universe... and never back down!

Even some of the other defectors, like B3 and Lexi, were present and hearing this.

Galfriend: So how do we go about destroying him if he's pretty much nigh-invincible?

Benjamin: There is a way. Despite him being a distorted demon, his weak spots are going to be where the dark matter in his body hasn't reached. We'll need to make him waste enough of it for us to get good hits in and bring him back down to a vulnerable state.

Leo: Then we shouldn't waste any more time. We're allying as one, and we're staying that way to the end! At this point, no -friend is being left out, no matter what!

Benjamin: And in defiance of defined fates, we'll fix this mess once and for all! Who's with us?

Many -friends in the room raised their fists in their parole to join the cause to stop The X and prove that they're still capable of doing the right thing. However, Cam soon entered the room on a higher level, witnessing what was going on.

Cam: <Everyone, we'll focus on the X after we've stopped Salty's defiance! Get back to your-!>

However, Benjamin spotted him and threw his microphone cord at him, yanking him down by the leg in front of everyone present.

Cam: GAH!

Benjamin: Shut up with your so-called "authority", Blueballs!

Cam: <I'm the good guy here! None of you get it!>

Kenji: He said shut UP!

Kenji speaking up second shocked a lot of the -friends, considering that he had been one Boyfriend the others barely hung around.

Kenji: Everyone, Cam does NOT know what he's doing as a leader, and he's proved that quite well!

Cam: <Traitorous scum! I gave you a simple task, and you botched it on purpose!>

Judith: No! He's right. All of us in here have to atone for our past failures; the loved ones we've lost, the people we couldn't save thanks to your rules... I told you before, Cam. THIS is what we do. We HELP people, even if it affects us badly in the long-run.

Bartholomew/B3: I know it's hard to accept, boss, but THAT is the truth I had been blinded to since you brought me here.

Aloe Mano: In there, you clearly didn't want to hesitate in chasing Salty down the second he got free from your energy cage. And look what things have become now!

Benjamin: It's clear now, isn't it, Cam? Your little society you made under the guise of "protecting the multiverse"? It's nothing but a cult enabling murders by not allowing others to try and save those close to them. Even if you didn't directly kill them, their blood's still on your hands, and on those you and your strike force have prevented from helping those close to them.

The -friends around him were clearly ashamed for enabling the deaths of those close to them.

Benjamin: THAT'S why Salty defied your goals; BECAUSE he isn't going to let his adoptive family meet the same fate as countless others have in your guise of stopping those universes from destabilising! It doesn't help you've been hiring children as young as Lexi into your twisted actions, and I'm sure as hell glad I got to Evan before any of your squad could try and usurp him!

B-Bot: Isn't it obvious from your backstory? It's YOU who's the original anomaly.

Brooke: Make that more of a paradox. You saw the anomalies, attributed them to Salty, and even then, you stood in for a dead counterpart of yourself.

Cam: <That changes nothing. We ARE the good guys, and you all know it. We're still keeping the multiverse safe.>

Softie shook his head.

Soft Benjamin: Not like THIS, we aren't, Cam.

Romantic Boyfriend: Too darn right.

RecD Boyfriend (with accompanying subtitles): Yeah, like, how is this meant to be fair on us when our motive's meant to be doing the right thing?!

Benjamin: In fact, I'll never forgive you for disrupting my attempt to help BluBuni save Goatfriend from his "canon event"! She's been deeply scarred from this second major loss in her life, and his death remains on YOUR hands! AND Kenji's! AND anyone else who deliberately tried to intervene!

Cam growled at Benjamin as other -friends stepped back a little in fear, realising from words alone that the angel was a force to be reckoned with.

Benjamin: THIS is who your leader is, everyone; a deluded and sickening bully who uses force to get his own way! Well, I've made it clear I won't be joining your "alliance", Cam, and neither will any of my pack, end of! We're supposed to be the good guys, and look what you've made hundreds of -friends become!

Cam attempted to lunge at Benjamin before being blocked by BluBuni, who was especially angry at him for what he did.

BluBuni: You're a murderer, and you know it.

Cam: <Get out of the way right now!>

BluBuni: I won't!

Cam: <I will not ask you again, girl! Get the fuck out of MY WAY!>

In response, Bently rushed forward and slashed at Cam's eye again, this time truly damaging it.

Bently: There's a fresh one if you try that again!

Benjamin: ...I guess I should never have bothered trying to redeem you, Malicious.

Toon Boyfriend: You know, you shouldn't even consider yourself a "hero" when you can barely hold a mass group of these guys together!

D-Sides .XML: Like how I don't see myself as a hero. Just shows that you really are a self-mythologizing narcissistic autocrat, ain't ya?

Cam: <This is for the sake of millions of people. Don't ANY of you get it?!>

Gracie stepped forward.

Gracie: What about YOUR Girlfriend, both in this universe AND the one you crossed into? What would she think of you if she could see what you're doing right now?

In response, Cam's stoic expression broke, his look visibly distressed from the thought.

Cam: I-I... Uh...

Gracie: Yeah, that's what I thought.

Benjamin: You CAN still help us if you want, but we're not forgiving you for murdering an innocent just to maintain your flawed philosophy. We're headed for Salty's world all together, with or without you. We're through with wasting time on a wild goose chase and civil war while a monster runs amok!

The others got their watches ready, teleporting away one-by-one with the now-common goal in mind.

Gracie: Farewell, Cam. May you think about your life choices.

Brooke Jr. blew a raspberry at him to make it clear again his opinion on the fallen hero, as he and his father warped away. Even Evan couldn't help but show his contempt to Cam for his unjustifiable actions.

Benjamin: Alright, guys. Let's go do what we should've been focusing on from the start!

The Funkin' Gang and Benjamin's crew warped away, leaving Cam (and Derpina) the only ones left in the HQ.

Derpina: Well... THAT happened, I guess.

Cam: <Not now, Derpina.> *sigh* <Do you have any idea on how we can get rid of The X?>

Derpina: Should all else fail, I've run scans about a nuclear solution. I've run simulations wherein reversing the polarity of the colliders will destabilise Grimbo's being and erase him from the multiverse, as well as all those in Salty's universe.

Cam: <That's an option I don't even want to consider, Derpina! Haven't you got any more feasible options on hand?!>

Derpina: Oh, I'm certain the solution will work should it need to be employed. It has before... in the universe you lived in temporarily.

This realisation hit Cam like a ton of bricks. Everything in his world view fell apart in an instant as he realised that "canon" was not the cause of his failed act to be happy again, and Derpina knew it all along. He fell to his knees and looked around the now-empty building, his face showing genuine sorrow and regret for the first time in a long time.

He slowly made his way back to the control room, looking at his hands, which flashed blood being on them from time-to-time to hammer in the points thrown at him.

Salty: Who decides that? I'm not a kid! Gracie: We're supposed to be the GOOD guys! Judith: Millions of people will be in grave danger if we keep sitting on the wayside. Kenji: Cam does NOT know what he's doing as a leader! B-Bot: It's YOU who's the original anomaly. RecD BF: How is this meant to be fair on us when our motive's meant to be doing the right thing?! BluBuni: You're a murderer, and you know it.

Finally, he rested his hand by the control panel, remembering that one self-destruct command he had installed just in case the silly and quippy natures of his peers annoyed him so much that he'd blow up the entire building with them and himself inside. He also saw his watch very close to running out of power, a look of determination and the urge to actually do the right thing washing over him.

Derpina: So... what's YOUR plan on stopping The X?

Cam (hovering his hand over the switch): <What I should've done before Salty got here to begin with.> I'm going to help the others out and right my own wrongs!

He pressed the button before using his watch to warp to Earth-405 (Derpina in tow), the building itself blowing up shortly after and leaving only debris and badly-damaged machinery at its former site.

[melkyt]

Love when people make judgy posts, free block list

Someone just made a post about cora-law being 'weird' and calling people freaks

And the reply list and like list was just me going *block block block for a total of 12 people* xd

Ppl calling or supporting people calling other people freaks (in not a fun teasing way) gets yah blocked

I had one mutual in there which was just oh 😩🙃😑

Peace out

did my coralaw posts not tip you off im a gremlin that you were just insulting geesh

[thenwethrowitonthefire]

hello. here a unhinged but fun ask. if you could give these characters below a song(or songs. no limit of course) what song would it be?

Lilith Clawthorne

Shelley Byron

Mary wardwell

(and just to make sure I am being clear the songs can be anything. it can be a song you think character would enjoy or relate, can be a song you feel describe the character or part of their arc)

*and take your time if you need to :)

Hi! I love that you said "or songs", because of course I am *not* going to be able to just go with one song each 🌞 I am obviously going to be shoving a lot of odd little songs in your face :> I'll put one song each to start with, and I'll write & link more below the cut. (It's going to be quite a lot.)

Lilith Clawthorne (aka Bad Girl Historian):

Shelley Byron:

Mary Wardwell:

Lilith Clawthorne: I once saw someone headcanon Lilith as someone who would enjoy metal, and I *agree*! My knowledge of metal isn't very extensive though so I can't list a lot of that. I think she might also enjoy steampunk music (see the song at the top, bad girl historian), (emo-leaning) rock music, dramatic classical music and anything with a poetic quality. (...I can see her having a phase of going to a poetry nights in some dark basement where everyone wears a black beret.) She probably listens to some silly stuff here and there too but nobody better call anything she listens to silly, she's not ready for that... 😂

Songs: if we pretend we don't know anything about Star Wars I feel like The Imperial March matches her vibe quite well for when she was still a respected coven head. I think Surface Pressure (from Encanto) and Pulling Rabbits Out Of A Hat are lyrically good matches for her perfectionism, her constantly having to prove herself, and never really being seen or appreciated for all she can do and who she is. I think she might enjoy listening to Nemo (by Nightwish) and Corpo-Mente. Final one: Nemuro Memorial Hall from the Utena soundtrack. It's very "prissy little Lilith", I love this track very much. (I'll be throwing in a track from Utena for all 3 of them because that soundtrack is amazing and very varied. More people should know about that.)

Shelley Byron: I expect Shelley would have a very interesting music taste. I think she'd enjoy cabaret music, Bertolt Brecht/Kurt Weill, experimental music (all sorts, and I think she herself would also enjoy messing around with synths and generating music from organic material like for example hooking up different kinds of plants/mushrooms to a synth to see how they'd sound), new wave, perhaps also some jazz. She'd definitely enjoy lyrics with a poetic quality, too, music drenched in deep feelings.

Songs: I listed a David Sylvian song and I could list so many more David Sylvian songs for Shelley, I think she might really enjoy his work. (Or maybe it's just me who's the big fan of David Sylvian, which I obviously am. Listing songs for characters you relate to is of course a self portrait in a way.) So here's another one by Sylvian: I Should Not Dare. (The lyrics are a poem by Virginia Woolf, geesh the emotional load.) Here's one for a sisterhood silent film: Black And White Rag (which was written by Winifred Atwell). The next ones are songs that make me think of the safe space that she's built for herself and others who had to seek refuge for their being different, I haven't double checked the lyrics for full accuracy but the vibe is certainty there. Disenchanted by The Communards and Confide In Me by Kylie Minogue. I could list quite a few songs that would be a good fit for "Shelley The Absolute Charmer" but that would make me personally feel profoundly awkward, so I'll stick with listing just the one Correspondents song. I think early Correspondents overall is a good match, see for yourself: Washington Square. (*chuckles* that song is actually probably too forward 🤣 ... This specific song may not be the right choice. Oh well.) Next up: Shelley getting her heart broken. Love Will Tear Us Apart by Evelyn Evelyn (though the original is great too, I think she might like Evelyn Evelyn for its very much an art project - a bit dark, but still) and Why Did You Make Me Care? by Sparks. (If she's at some point feeling angry or apathetic enough within being heartbroken to destroy the salon over it somewhat... Tearing The Place Apart by Sparks.) I've already told you about Klaus Nomi in the past, but Klaus Nomi - After The Fall (either for surviving the war or in an "After The Eternal Flagellation" kind of way). (I'm going to put this one below just because it's such an amazing song.) I also think Shelley would enjoy Laurie Anderson's work, especially the Big Science album. Some more new wave she might enjoy (not very original choices): Visage - Fade To Grey, and Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams. And here's my choice from Utena: Radio Waves.

Mary Wardwell: I think I would have the least in common with Mary when it comes to music. Obviously she may be surprising with her music taste (as she usually is surprising), but I expect she enjoys different music from the 30's to 70's than I do, or it's music I may not know. (Bad Moon Rising which she was jamming to in the car in the first episode isn't to my taste, but it does show she enjoys music and enjoys music of the time, too.) I do think she'd like the song I put before the cut, and that might be a song we have in common. I expect to have a different taste in classical music as well, I like extremely bombastic classical music and I expect she'd be more likely to go for the soothing classical pieces. I think she would have a fair share of "silly" songs that she'd enjoy, odd radio jingles from the past for example. ...I'm not thinking of the old chiquita banana jingle that Russell likes, I am not thinking of the (...) I am thinking of the chiquita banana jingle. Dr. Cee's shop might actually have a thing or two in common with Ron and Russell's mum & stepdad's shop, and we know Mary enjoys Dr. Cee's... So there's a connection to strange little songs that my brain just made. ...Maybe she would have also enjoyed listening to horror movie soundtracks, Before Hell. (I've spent a lot of time over the years specifically thinking about pre-Hell Mary. After Hell some of her more odd/dark interests might not be fun to her anymore. I like guessing at who she was before the big trauma, and who she could have been had the story treated her better. #justiceformary)

(I feel like bringing up religion is important here, too. Mary grew up in such different times and I suppose she would have her religious background also influencing what she had access to music wise in her formative years, though we can't know for sure exactly how devoted she truly was Before Hell. The cross was on the fireplace obviously and she was engaged to Adam, but she also really enjoyed horror and knew about witches being part of the village's past. I personally take those as activities deviating from the religion she's part of, and not as like... Witch hunter qualities from an extremely devoted Christian. (... Which she was turned into later. Damn you, caos.) My personal take is that she perhaps prayed more After Hell in hope to find answers and perhaps also safety, no longer "messing around" because she's got a real concept of hell. But what I wanted to say about that is that maybe she has affection for certain hymns. I don't know much about hymns though so I can't list any that would have Mary vibes. Also I've mostly been spending time in the AfM verse, where her relationship to religion changes.)

Songs: one somewhat light-hearted choice that I find describes her well, before we go into darker subjects (I'll put cheerier ones at the very end): Self-Effacing by Sparks. TAKE UP SOME SPACE, QUEEN. YOU DESERVE IT. Okay, here we go... My choices for "dealing with holes in her life and having returned from hell". Rock'N'Roll Suicide by David Bowie. I think the lyrics are actually a really good fit and the end of the song brings some comfort ("OH NO LOVE, YOU'RE NOT ALONE", let someone please hold her hand throughout all this holy shit). I think that's a song that would have her back in dealing with everything. Which Way To Turn by Bryan Ferry, another song for the ones lost in life... Then we have Mary dealing with the mystery and loss of Adam: Don't Go Away by Sparks & Max Richter. (Geesh okay I'm having no mercy on myself here, that song gets me emotional anyway and now I'm mixing it with Mary's suffering. But okay, in a similar vein: Irreplaceable by Sparks might also apply.) I'm being very Sparks heavy here, because also I'm going to mention the Give Me Something collaboration by Yoko Ono & Sparks. Onto some cheerier ones. A song that makes me think of her doll collection (I love her for this, whether she intended them to be creepy or not. I think her doll collection is pretty badass): Wicked Little Doll by David Byrne. (It's not really a song with ultimate Mary vibes or anything, but it matches how I feel about her having those dolls hehehe.) Here's one that's entirely about the lyrics: With All My Might by Sparks. I've linked to the song but what you should really do is read the lyrics. It's a song of ultimate devotion and determination, and those are very much qualities Mary has in abundance. It's very much who Mary is, you'll definitely feel that if you end up reading AfM. (I am certain Adam was that way about Mary, too.) You may find more songs that Mary likes when reading Ro's fic, she actually put proper research in to figure out what songs fit the timeframe and what songs Mary would like. Here's my last one for Mary, from the Utena soundtrack. I simply think Mary would like this song:

(As a little bonus (you didn't ask but I'm telling you anyway) some Sparks songs that I felt were a good match with some other characters you know: My Other Voice for caos Lilith (this is purely about the lyrics, the sound is not a match with Lilith, but the lyrics are A Threat). I Married Myself for Missy/The Master at the end of S10 (...I am easily amused, I had considered making a video edit). Left Out In The Cold for Crowley (apply it to the fall). Onomato Pia for Aziraphale (I think he'd enjoy the song, but also they sing about "angelic hair" and a charm that surpasses the inability to speak a language, and Aziraphale is both very charming and terrible at French.))

[thesugarhole]

hey, hi. sorry for sending this ask. I know it’s inappropriate, but we badly needed some help right and i hope you’d consider .. its for our elder cat who needs immediate care, you can find the post here. i pinned it also in my blog btw. Hoping you’d be so kind to boost/share to help us alleviate the cost as it would tremendously help us a lot. if you can, pls try to answer this privately as some people might i pressure you to do so.. i know its weird, just wanted to avoid it if possible. Thanks a lot, and sorry again for being so direct. 🙏

you people genuinely fucking disgust me. its always the same scam, its ALMOST always the same cat, its always the same method of finding people to send this shit to- like i almost have it down to a T, with how patternized i get these asks. usually i dont have to look into it more than 2 minutes before blocking and reporting, but you happen to catch my ire specifically because ive been having a very shit couple of months lately.

make a blog

reblog some fandom and pets shit to make it look well lived (yall been severely slacking on it, you barely have 50 posts

first ever reblog from staff being one day ago

compose the bait post (poorly done everytime by the way. what fucking wednesday??? next week? next month? you sent this to me on a friday)

make sure you cycle your sick cat images, lest you send the exact same one to the same person within the span of two months!

go to popular cat image of the week

scroll through every note, follow, send ask

uwuu im so sorry to bother but pls reblog or donate my cat is very sick and im on disability and i have paper skin and the cat has glass bones please please please please. ANSWER PRIVATELY RAWWWWUGHR

people who you catch in their first ever sick cat scam give you a buck

seasoned users block and report

eventually some speak out, scam dedicated blogs share it

grift over before the week ends (seriously, ive never seen you guys stick for more than a week to this crap, its either you find a lot of newbies giving you a dollar fast enough, or you get caught fast enough.

no idea if its the same dumbass trying it everytime, changing names to 'emily' to 'sherri' to whatever, but you people are nuts to not give up on this scheme in particular because you manage to snag a couple bucks from the notoriously non fact-checking tumblr userbase.

i dont even know where yall grab the fake vet bills because at this point the same sick cats images/videos have been using the same five animals. hell, HERE'S ONE reblogged just five days ago (currently: 28/10/2023) from the person im reblogging from! and heres YOUR post i guess, for comparison. youre welcome for my reblog. at least you switch out language and disability points and vet bills with more frequency that you switch the cats. sick cats in a vet environment are harder to come by, i'll asume.

the literal audacity one of you had some months ago to grab an actual sick pet from an actual tumblr user looking to pay their vet bills for your grift is nothing short of vile, and im happy other people including the actual cat owner got to document it. and i can also hope the cat itself is fine and recovered, or at least in a better place.

fucking grow up and get out of my inbox with your rabbie dee ass posts (man, remember that one? geesh.)

[mj-iza-writer]

It had been months since Whumpee had gone missing. Whumpee glanced over to the basement window at the other side of the basement.

"I wonder if anyone is looking for me", they muttered, "if only they knew I was only a block away from home."

Whumpee stood and walked over to the window, at least as far as the shackles chaining them to the wall would allow. They stretched against the bindings to look up and out the window.

"I'm sorry mom and dad", they teared up.

The door leading to the basement opened, Whumpee dodged for their makeshift bed their kidnapper provided. Lastly, they quickly wiped the tears away as the figure appeared in the last few steps.

"Aww Whumpee, I've missed you", Whumper smiled at their prisoner, "you missed a beautiful block cookout, but I brought you a plate."

Whumpee frowned, "th-the cookout, how can you show your face around people who have been looking for me for months?"

"I never miss out on good food", Whumper grinned, "do you want this or not?"

"Please", Whumpee reached for the plate, and started eating.

"Eh, what the heck, do you want juice, water, or soda?", Whumper started to go upstairs, "you've been good lately."

They gulped the drink halfway down and started choking.

"Geesh, you act like I don't feed you and give you water", Whumper complained.

"Are my parents ok? Were they there?", Whumpee asked.

Whumper smiled at the questions, "they were there, still worried about you, but seemed fine. They are still looking for you, but are starting to believe you ran away, you rebellious thing you. They will be canceling the search party at the end of the month if you are not found by then."

"Can I go to the bathroom?", Whumpee looked toward the small bathroom to the side of the room, most of the walls had been removed now.

Whumper pulled out the keys to unlock them, "no cries about your parents giving up?"

"Nope", Whumpee sighed.

Whumpee finished in the bathroom, they took a deep breath, and ran. They bumped into Whumper and knocked them over, then they ran into a broomstick and knocked that over. They ran to the stairs.

Whumper grabbed the broomstick and threw it at Whumpee's feet. "Shit, what are you on?"

Whumpee tripped over the stick and fell onto the stairs. Their head banged against the steps as they went down.

They felt their hands get pulled behind their back and tied.

"Got a moment of bravery there, did we", Whumper groaned as they lifted Whumpee.

Whumpee started to fade as their head throbbed.

"I want to go home", Whumpee whispered as the fog enveloped their brain.

"This is your home now, and once the search party ends, you are all mine", Whumper carried them to the wall and shackled them again. They smiled as they watched Whumpee fade out completely, "such a good Whumpee, go night night."

"I just want to go home", Whumpee fell limp.

[hagofbolding]

Aaaahhh a little bit obsessed fairmeadow

One question: what is the difference between Soleian and Selenic elves as opposed to elvenkind? This is specifically related to how the races of Genesis, Olivine, Aspen and Alder are described in the “Cast” section

(feel free to not answer, 80% of the reason for writing this ask was just to let you know how much I loved your comic)

AW GEESH FIRST OF ALL THANK YOU!

I don't typically answer lore questions, but - what I can say of this lore isn't really a spoiler and is mostly flavor - people in this world are not 100% descended from one heritage. So "Elvenkind" is a catch all term that describes those with Elvish heritage but are not necessarily 100% Elvish, or not descended from Elves who ascribe strongly to one particular background / culture / religion.

However - some folks may have come from more isolated communities or a culture that values marrying those of a similar background, so they may strongly identify with a more specific culture (IE Soleian and Selenic elves. This also can apply to other people like Orcs and Demoniac folks.) The way these differences come about may come up in the story later so I'm not going to get too specific about it now :)

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I posted 436 times in 2022

That's 129 more posts than 2021!

35 posts created (8%)

401 posts reblogged (92%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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I tagged 399 of my posts in 2022

Only 8% of my posts had no tags

#reblog - 297 posts

#art - 84 posts

#lol - 81 posts

#mine - 49 posts

#the sandman - 30 posts

#wow - 26 posts

#fan art - 24 posts

#cats - 21 posts

#makes me smile - 17 posts

#xd - 15 posts

Longest Tag: 128 characters

#right eye is still healing a bit- but it used to be basically useless and now i can actually read things with my left eye closed

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Thing I am bad at: Saying no to people

Thing I am weak to: Adorable kittens

Completely unrelated to the above two facts, and asking for a friend- how many cats is too many cats for a single apartment sized living space?

12 notes - Posted November 26, 2022

#4

Mr. Swales will forever and always in my head be the best art teacher I ever had, which led to some confusion at the posts coming across my dash….until I remembered dracula existed XD

18 notes - Posted August 2, 2022

#3

A fic I probably won't write

Throwing this out into the world in the vauge chance someone else will run with it- figure that's better than it sitting with all the other bits of fics in a bits and pieces doc until I completely forgot about it. This is just what I happened to get down before the muse ran out, feel free to take it where you will! If someone does happen to write something though, I'd love a heads up so I can read it :)

Leverage/Sandman x-over - nooooo, why brain???

Leverage stealing something from Burgess estate- family of past cult member heirloom??? Something.

Uber sketchy this place

“Nate?[Guys?]  We have a problem”  “What is it Eliot?”  “They aren’t keeping a vault in the basement, it’s a guy”

Or parker finding Dream?

Yep, we are stealing him now

Parker and Dream head tilting at each other

Break him out, bundle him up

Dream too weak to return to the dreaming

Held back from first rush of power so as not to hurt leverage?

Idk, he is stuck now. cause fic.

Uuuuhhh, what do we do with him now?

Dream tells them Robert Gadling and then becomes mr unconscious

Hardison looking for this dude, like- what’s with all the aliases every so many years, hid his trail as much as possible

Finds a rare photo- Uh guys!?  Either this dude’s genes are REALLY strong, or….

Some of them go to pub to find him

Eliot is seeing this guy and like- that’s distinctive this, that’s distinctive that, wtf

Hob is suspicious of random americans who are calling him a name he hasn’t used in years

Reunion!

Angry Hob is angry- what did you do!  What? No! We rescued him! (Angry Hob is possibly plotting vengeance, Burgess should be scared)

Dream gets wrapped in all the blankets

Immortality reveal

Leverage going after ruby???

54 notes - Posted October 24, 2022

#2

So I've been maybe designing a (tv) Sandman stained glass window and doing screenshots/cleaning them up for references.

Just love this one so much

57 notes - Posted September 6, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Hopes and Dreams

It had taken a few drinks to get them to this point, but Hob rarely got a chance to be open about his longer than expected history and eventually the talk came around to his centennial meetings.  And what had happened at the last one in 1889.

“Wait a moment, let me get this straight- some powerful entity makes you immortal, meets back up with you century after century, and then on your sixth date you tell him he is lonely and say you are just friends?  Geesh, no wonder the guy stormed off.”

“What- no- it wasn’t like that!”  Hob sputtered as his drink came down hard on the table.

“Uh huh, sure- and in the 1500s you didn’t shove your wife and kid in his face only to get upset when he then went off with someone else?”

“...”

His friend just raised his eyebrow at him and went back to sipping his beer while thoughts chased themselves across the immortal’s face.  When put like that…..

“Honestly I’m just impressed whatever he was just stormed off and you didn’t end up cursed or something.  Powerful enough to give immortality without a noticeable drawback?  Definitely powerful enough that breakups tend to spawn legends.”

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Who is Hob drinking with? No clue, but someone who is supernatural or at least involved in the supernatural. Honestly was kinda thinking of making it be John Constantine and having it be a relative of Johanna, but decided to leave it up to the imagination- feel free to insert your favorite character/crossover.

Had this conversation stuck in my head, but it isn't going to fit into Silver Linings so figured I'd just post it on its own. AO3

96 notes - Posted September 14, 2022

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Wreckless - Suits and Ties

*Warning Adult Content*

Emmett

I swear it feels like there's a different person in the car now.

Luckily I like both of them but I feel like I'm dating twins and they keep swapping on me.

You ever see the cheesy movies and shows they made about that?

D.C. is now in our sights but I'm stressed because this is a bigger vehicle than I'm used to driving in traffic.

Especially in D.C. those granite curbs will pop a tire if you take the turn too close.

I'm being careful.

"Emmett. Can we stop at a McDonald's or something?"

I packed him a good snack and I know he missed lunch but I don't want to ruin his dinner.

I almost say something but his tone wasn't asking.

It was closer to... 'I need to stop.'

Maybe he has to piss.

"Sure, next one we spot."

I pull in about five minutes later and he asks me to pop the trunk.

He goes diving and then smacks himself in the forehead.

"So stupid. I don't have real clothes. I though since we packed everything this morning... stupid. I'm so out of it. I need a Men's Wearhouse or Jo's... A Banks or something," he says, typing furiously into his cell-phone.

"Kohl's or Macy's will do in a pinch, maybe."

He has to wear a monkey suit to pick up something?

That's as much as I got out of his phone conversation, that something was wrong and he's picking something up.

Oh and it has to do with money.

Quite a bit of it.

He hops back in, puts his cell-phone up in the dash-board mount and we're off again.

"Come in with me? Shouldn't take too long."

Sure.

I've been in one of these stores once.

To rent a suit for prom.

He walks in like he owns the place, throws his phone to the associate and says...

"Show me what you have in these sizes please. I need to walk out of here fully dressed in... fifteen minutes."

"Certainly. Budget, Sir?" the man asks.

"There is none. Well actually... your higher end will be fine. Summer weight and I don't want polyester."

"Understood Sir. If you'll wait just a moment I can pull a few things for you."

He wanders over and looks at an entire wall of ties.

I follow because what else am I gonna do?

I sure as hell don't want anyone asking me if I need anything and the other option, if they see me alone, is to throw me out.

I look like a total beach bum today, complete with sunglasses perched on my head.

"I love ties," he says, smiling.

"They're the fun part. Want to pick one for me?"

You know those kings and other big-wigs who had people taste their food so if it was poisoned, the lackey would die? That's how I feel right now.

"I don't know..."

"Go ahead. Something you think I'd like."

"Do any of them have sharks?" I tease.

He looks mortified for just a second and then laughs.

"Maybe. Honestly, maybe. They have just about everything. Just grab like ten that you actually like. I need more clothes anyway, left most of my stuff in Michigan."

My alternatives are either to stay here or go to the huge rolling rack the dude has just brought out.

There are like fifteen jackets and just as many slacks.

There are shoes on the bottom shelf and even socks.

Okay, he really has thought of everything.

I decide to pick ties.

He must have asked Finn what color shirts because he's grabbing about a hundred of those now.

Geesh.

I get two really boring ties and eight that are more fun.

You know, as ties go.

One is a purple floral that's pretty cool and I find a neat olive geometric one.

I mean, he can't hate all of them or own all of them.

I grab a few blue because he wears a lot of it and a really snazzy silver, black and maroon one.

Fancy.

Finn is in the dressing room when I head over.

They offer me a drink and a chair.

I take the drink but I've been sitting on my ass for long enough and could use a stretch.

Then I'm smart and use their restroom.

When I come back, Finnegan is trying on shoes.

"Two white, a navy, a maroon and any shirts he wants for the ties, please," he tells the man who must work on commission because I think he'd give Finnegan a kidney or his eldest daughter right now.

"Emmett. I'm getting light grey, beige and navy and you know what I have at home. Pick me a few shirts to make things work, please."

I can do this... actually, it's like putting a photo together.

The gentleman is nice enough to lay out the suit jackets so I can see them and I grab him an olive shirt and go crazy and get lavender.

He may not wear it but he would look really good in it.

Somehow, five minutes later he is dressed to the nines and we are back in the car.

Seriously, he puts the army to shame.

That was a heck of a drill.

"Sorry for the pit stop, Emmett. Thank you."

"No worries. I'm glad you got what you needed."

"I wanted to get you one so badly but we don't have much time and don't know your sizes. But one of these days, when life slows down a bit. I'm gonna hook you up."

"It's not nice to threaten me, darling. What have I done to you to deserve that?"

He looks over and I spare him a glance and grin at him and he smiles back.

"You'd look amazing. I mean, damn... You look good now so... Maybe you're right... we'd never get out of the house."

Well if he's loving the idea that much, maybe.

Maybe once... for him.

The Dept of Defence complex is huge but we get through security and he asks me to just drop him at the front of the building and swing back around in a few minutes.

That I can do... I have no interest in going inside.

He's not back yet when I drive by the second time but he is the third.

"Get everything?"

"Yes and I checked the damn year so hopefully we are good to go. Purchase orders are a huge pain. They're electronic but you still need the stupid paper. What's the point? I'm sorry. I need to stop by the bank too... let me call them."

There's not a bank in the world that will be open by the time we're in Baltimore but a few minutes later he tells me they're staying open for him. Weird, this is not the world I live in.

It's taken us all damn afternoon but a little after seven I finally pull up in front of my house.

I expected to be here two or three hours ago but we made it.

"If you get my backpack and your garment bag... I'll get the suitcases."

It's really too much for one trip but I'm done with being in this car, as nice as it is.

I want to be home.

I take our shit upstairs and when I come back down, Finnegan is stripping out of the monkey suit and then practically attacking me.

He kisses me like he hasn't seen me in a month and I do not mind one bit.

We end up on the couch, him straddling my hips.

"Thank you Emmett, for today. You helped so much. I think I would have... well I don't know what I would have done without you. Probably cried."

"No... don't say that."

The thought of him crying is enough to do me in.

"Now. I need to make some dinner. Time for real food. We've been eating like crap all week-end."

"I want to argue but how can I argue with you cooking? I just hate that you drove the whole way. Let me help?"

"Sure."