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Checking your bank account and finding you’re suddenly 3000 bucks richer? Priceless (but not really)
#I FORGOT I WAS GETTING MY INSURANCE RETURN TODAY MWAHAHAHA#the way my eyes bugged out was so funny#but omg… this is gonna save my life#(and feed my delusion genshin whaling life)#★・・・niicevibe#hehehehehehe#hohohohoho
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i just know for a fact that sitting in old man logan’s lap would solve all of my problems
#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#wolverine x reader#logan howlett x reader#logan howlett#dilf logan save me… save me dilf logan#i need dilf logan in my life rn#hugh jackman#him with these glasses omg i’m gonna go FERAL
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May I offer you a hastily drawn picture to wish you a good get-through-the-week? :3
HELLO ??????? HELLO hot gluing this to my eyes IMMEDIATELY thank you so much i feel myself becoming stronger already
#fave#'snap i thought you were sleeping' i am not immune to notifications AND I AM REWARDED GREATLY#snap chats#that parks and rec meme You Know The One i havent stopped staring at this for the past five hours <- its been twenty minutes#PLEAAASSE this is so cute omg thank you so much .... ill cherish this until i die and even then ill continue to cherish it in death#PRECISELY the vision i had earlier you get it ......... im OBSESSED#will have to save this to my phone and refer to it like a sailor lost at sea missing his wife#BOTH wives even .... woAh ......#i dont wanna post this cause i just wanna keep lookign at it whenever i open my inbox. like i need this stapled In My Inbox#we'll do the next best thing il'l print it once i can ....... motivation to not fumble these next few weeks and life tbh#AAA THANK YOU AGAIN MY FRIEND for ALL you do. i STILL have to check the drive you updated i saw that vjLEKJEAJ#a morning endeavor surely ..... for now i bid you good night and a heart Thank You for the nineteenth time !!!!!!!!!#I JUST KEEP SCROLLING BACK UP TO LOOK AT IT PLEAAAASSSEEE ok im gonna sleep FOR REAL NOW#GOOD NIGHT and thank you once more !!!!!! i love it sm .......
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(rocking back and forth in the corner of an empty room) save me white boy save me white boy save me white boy s
oh my god. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS . BOY.
#my first reaction was ‘what? his eyes do glow!’ and then i proceeded to cry#★ arin rambles#sorry i need to let this out#AVENTURINE. AVENTURINE oh dear#IM DR RATIO YOOHOO#HEYYYYY HEY HEY HEY HEY PLELASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEE#IM BEGGING YOU. IM BEGGING YOU#im getting a job so i can e6 him /j#Yall im obsessed with this man i have to have him kill me#like everytime i see him my eyes pop out like those ugly stupid pens with squishy animals on them#i think my body mustve sensed him or something#i literally woke up at 7 am in a cold sweat#im not gonna be normal#IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT#5 DAYS IS TOO LONG YALL IM NOT MAKING IT#IM GOING TO THROW UP#aventurine pleade aventurine please aventurine aventurine save me#AVENTURINE.#Please babygirl what i gotta do to get a suicidal blonde to kiss me around here???????#sorry if you follow me it will get worse#he a masterpiece . he changed my life . he a work of art…….#aventurine honkai star rail#hsr aventurine#AVENTURINE#OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OH MY GOD PLEASEEEE P#PLEASE ONE CHANCE ONE MINUTE ONE SECOND JUST A GLANCE#im gonan thriw up IM GONNA DIE#tears in my eyes
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#big things are happeningggggg im gonna watch sentinel too pt1 aaahhhh#i almost talked myself out of it but this is NOT gonna be one of those series i like so much that i'll never finish it#ive been saving it so that i only watch episode per day#but i cant just watch pt1 what if blair diess#sorry 90s fujos thank you for your service but im not as strong as you i cant wait a day much less a cancellation between pt1 and pt2#aaa so exciting!!!!!#ive heard sm about alex i wanna see what she looks like#expect a LOT of updates to this post#omg right away the sound quality is awful omg gshdjdj#this is actually someone just recording their box tv i think#my post#omggggg alex is finally here and woah mama she is gorgeousssss#also real subtle with the jaguar pants fshdhd#they rly found a woman with a real jaguar-y face i think#its hot#omgg a music montage?? i love ittt weve been getting more of these on s3!!#woahhhhh the famed homoerotic preminition-animal-symbolism-dream????#YES AND THE SHITTY 90S ANIMAL/HUMAN MORPH CGI I LOVE ITTTTT#fellas is it gay to see a dream of yourself shooting a wolf in a blue jungle and as it dies that wolf turns into your roommate/life partner#asking for a friend#sandburg is WHIPPED i dont blame him i dont think i could talk if a woman like that was speaking to me#cassies still my favorite sentinel girlie but can u blame me for liking evil blondes
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got a random bug up my butt to literally pack over half of everything and move it all to the other house in one go 💀 i’m tired af now but WORTH IT
#also ppl keep asking me why rent a house why not an apartment with a roommate#to save money#LOL#IS SAVING MONEY WORTH MY SANITY AND PEACE????#NO#i have 1 pathetic little mortal life on this planet and i’m gonna fuckin live it how i want#i will gladly pay extra to never have to live with a roommate ever again#my misophonia is so bad that i’d probably end up killing them anyway#lmaooooooo#kidding#maybe#🙂#apple babble 🍎#non fandom#i also just have so much roommate trauma it’s not even funny like#people are NOT reliable at all especially when it comes to cleaning and rent#also i don’t want them bringing over their nasty ass fbds and shit ????????#ain’t no fucking way#my house and my house only#MINE#b e g o n e#OMG BUT SPEAKING OF#the front of my place has the cutest little space for a patio set and holiday decorations 🥺🥺🥺#and i can actually put everything out without worrying bc it’s gated so no one can steal it!!!!
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guess which nonbinary lesbian is going to see mitski in sept !!!!
#moon posts#i genuinely didn't think i'd get picked but i did!!! unfortunately not for the day i wanted but idgaf grandparents day is gonna have to wait#i have no idea if i got a good seat???#anyway i gotta find a clutch purse b/c my stadium doesn't allow bags b/c we live in TX 😭#i need to get new shoes to go with my outfit and save money for merch omg#this is like my second concert in life! im excited#driving downtown is gonna be so scary tho but ill do it for u mitski ill do anything#mitski
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paper doll by flower face
#yellowjackets#jackieshauna#i started making this. like right after i uploaded isobel (finished yesterday but it was too late to put in on here lol)#meaning in not much time (so that's why it's probably not my best work)#realized i used the same scenes like too often on the third rewatch which is the rewatch i do on here#n i dont want to go back and change it the save it and upload in on here. sorry#tbh im REALLY not sure if anyone is even watching those. mainly doing this for my code of honor#(<- thinking to myself 'omg im gonna edit the whole albim the shark in your water by flower face to jackieshauna#and then acting like I swore my life to that cause)#(more like code of HOMOr amirite)#anyways. considero g how not much time i took in this im still proud of it#mitos incredible life#mine art tag#also I just realized this (or my edits in general) might not make that much sense withiut my thoughts?#like (most of the time) i have MANY thoughts abt the lyrics and I could analyse i think all of my edits very in depth#and it IS THAT DEEP bc im the creator and what i say is true fr#might do an analysis. if anybody likes this i see that as confirmación that ppl want it.#and if it's for the imaginary person thatll find this in ca 5 years (named him jesú.)#anyways jackieshauna brainrot REAL i cant listen to baby teeth anymore withiut thinking sbt them and violently feeling a lot of things#jackieshauna: The Shark In Your Water
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LIFE UPDATE !! <3
GUYSYSUGYVFUICHJOPSHIGUFYDUIHWOSPCIJOHIGUFYSGUHIJOCD IM GOING TO UNIVERSITY THIS SEPTEMBERRRRRRRRR TO STUDY MEDICINEEEEE
TWO YEARS. TWO YEARS OF PAIN WENT INTO THIS OH MY GODDDDDDD I CANT BELIEVE I MADE IT
I STILL REMEMBER MY GERMAN TEACHERS SAYING NO WHEN I ASKED TO BE PREDICTED A*. I REMEMBER GETTING B IN MY BIOLOGY END OF YEAR AND CRYING MY EYES OUT THINKING I COULDNT APPLY ANYMORE. I REMEMBER THE DISAPPOINTMENT EVERY SINGLE TIME I PUSHED HARD FOR CHEMISTRY BUT DIDNT PUSH HARD ENOUGH NONE OF IT MATTERS ANYMORE IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#in case u guy s wanna know i got A* in german A in bio & chem AND I WAS TWO MARKS OFF BIOLOGY A* BTW#I CANT BELIEVE MY DUMBASS SOMEHOW MANAGED TO PULL THIS OFF#7 marks off chem A* LIKE maybe I'm not the dumbest person in the world#spent yesterday drawing and playing fortnite afterwards bc I didn't know what to do with myself JODIUYGFUGHIAJOIHG#BTW I GOT FULL MARKS IN MY GERMAN WRITING PAPER I AM NEVER LETTING GO OF THIS MY TEACHERS THOUGHT I WAS SO SHIT AT ESSAYS OMG#i have NEVER loved der besuch der alten dame so much#and maybe das leben der anderen is a better film than i give it credit for#i used to hate biology with my life BUT SHOUTOUT MY STUDY GROUP AND MY BIO WIFE THEY SAVED ME I SWEAR#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH#im gonna start studying more grammar + listening to more german music + learning more vocab bc i REFUSE to let that language go now. lmao#life update#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#i ll prob edit this later bc i said so much ahhaah
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Crazy what a Hunger Games announcement will do to a girl
#I've have so many little things today that in all honestly should've pushed me over the edgr#and like. don't get me wrong. I've still had my moments over them#but I've bounced back much faster than I have lately cuz I've been like omg. something to look forward to 🥰#also could just be that I've hit my breaking point and nothing matters anymore so I'm like. over it#cuz the apathy is insaneeeeeeee#but this is a somewhat positive post so we're gonna ignore that#Collins has saved my life again wahooooooo yippeeeeeee hip hip hooray!!#pleaseeee let it be good
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@vzajemnik
#im sorry but i need to save these in like a gilded cage somewhere or like pin them to my monitor as post it notes#dr juvenal arbino from love in the time of cholera voice: ONLY GOD KNOWS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!#THE FEET THINGBFGFGVB.F.G..... HELP ME..i truly cannot believe that feet and rpf are gonna be my legacy of all things in this world .#the youtuber thing makes me sooooooooooooooooooo happy omg that actually is like the main thing that makes me feel like all this#(the misery and insanity i experience on this blog) is worth it like thats truly beautiful on such a profound level THATS AWESOME...#i love you soooooooo bad and i dont rly get it either tbh like i never in my life imagined that my little loser blog would inspire#any kind of controversy abt anything but i guess this is tumblr after all . also we need to go celebrate our platinum wedding anniversary#Immediately.#❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤
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manifesting sel bel sandwiched between black compression shirts iwa and gojo
miraluv……. save me… save me…
#miraluv i CANT BELIEVE YOU PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD#OHHHHHHHH MY FOS#Oh my fos.#sandwiched between… compression shirts… AND CHEST?!?!?!??!?!?!#LOOOOOOOOORDDDD TAKE ME AWAAAAAAYYYY#my life has been made. Or maybe. is this the afterlife? is this what dreams are made of?????#is this a level of other worldliness?!!!!??!#my GAWWWWEDD#being sandwiched between them would simultaneously be the worst and best day of my life#can u just imagine HOW GOOD THEY’D SMELL#oh my god gojo doesn’t sweat LOL#hajime does but he’s like. clean gym boy. HE HAS TO BE IF HE’S GNA BE W ME#I DONT TAKE STINKY MEN#BUT FAWWKSKSNKDJS CAN U JUST IMAGINE THEM IH My god#their height difference would be so cute too LOL hajime would have to step on a box#THIS JUST MEANS IM PROBABLY GONNA BE FACE TO FACE W THEIR STOMACHS INSTEAD 😭😭😭😭#wait omg that means… a-abs…..#GOOOODOAWKSKDKD SAVE MEEEE LORDJSKDNSJ IM PULLING MY HAIR OUT#IM GONNA EAT THEM BOTH WTAGSJSNDKMDD#amira.☀️#pastelle-rabbit#ask#rep#god choose me 🙏 pick me 🧎♀️➡️
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an interesting thing abt jgy antis is like. where is the source of their, shall we say, negative opinion of jgy? like, 1. jgy is a villain, he does horrible things with no remorse, he’s willing to do everything to achieve his selfish, egotistical goals. --> 2. the source of this claim: this, this and this scene. --> 3. alright, but to me -- says someone who’s not an anti -- this reads differently. that he did all those things, and did them on purpose and without remorse, is not that obvious to me. why do you think that? --> 4. well, obviously because he’s a villain and does horrible things with no remorse.
like... he’s evil because he does bad things, and he does bad things because he’s evil. i’m interested in how antis came by those opinions, but a, unfortunately i have them all blocked, and b, even if i or someone else made a poll, it wouldn’t be authentic because no sane anti is going to say “well, people hated him and wrote all those things about him on twt, so i started hating him as well”, or “i only care about wgxn, you could sell me anything about other characters if your arguments were convincing enough because i zoned out during the parts when wgxn weren’t on screen/pages of the book”. it’s all “written in the book/shown in the show” and “logical arguments you’d agree with if only you could read”.
#thinking back to my early c/q/l days where i reblogged this dumb ass meta abt how jgy FOR SURE pushed lxc away because he WANTED HIM#to be tormented by uncertainty forever. like 'the worst person you know just saved your life; what now' kinda thing#i was like oh... THIS IS SO RIGHT... because it felt bittersweet and painful and i am Still guilty of accepting/agreeing with headcanons#or interpretations that aren't 100% what i think because i have this ingrained idea that other people are always more mature and#sophisticated and smarter than me and so they Know Better#the person (i think?) later went on to write a meta abt how jgy is a badwrong narcissist. so#(this is also the reason why i spent months praising and getting excited abt a fic where jgy was dating nmj for like a decade despite#not loving him; and why he cheated on him many times with lxc Just Because. i didn't think jgy would do something like that but everyone#else was like omg this is SOOOOO good so i was like shit i guess it is! IT'S SOOOO GOOD OMG;;;;; have i mentioned i have no brain on#my own? yea)#anyway i'm not gonna paint myself as this genius from the first watch because I Too had wgxn goggles fucking ON and didn't even notice#the box hand touch during my first watch. (have i mentioned i am not very smart or observant) and when wwx was whistling ghosts at jgy#and jgy was clearly Going Thru It in the guanyin temple i was like 'haha good for him'#but iirc i Was nonetheless drawn to him (although xy was first <3) and it was like. well he's evilbad but maybe he felt bad when he murdered#his child? --> well maybe he's not 100% evilbad... maybe... --------------> a-yao did nothing wrong and i will kill you if you even suggest#otherwise. (<-- a joke.)#anyway a whole bunch of antis seem like kindasorta stuck in that initial wgxn-centered; everyone else either has 2 personality traits Max#or is either wgxn allies (good) or wgxn Haters (we hates them forever!) just like. unwilling to accept any new viewpoints At All#and then there are Types of those jgy antis because you have people who hate him for Other Reasons and people who hate them because they.#honestly seem like they've only read moralistic books for young children where the brave kind hero is the one you're supposed to cheer for#and want to be like; and the villain has all the traits you're supposed to know are Bad (mean greedy selfish lazy etc) AND NOTHING ELSE.#its like that *man who only saw boss baby watching another movie* damn this is giving me some serious boss baby vibes ! meme#anyway. love it when the tags are 3x longer than the post. cheers#shrimp thoughts
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a little surprised dan didn't spend more time remembering the "literally" thing, given that his banter with the audience over the pronunciation of that word impacts my speech patterns to this day
#i'm completely serious. i pronounce 'literally' like a british person and it's ALL HIS FAULT#there are so many things about my aesthetic and personality i can trace to dnp omg#gonna save the /really/ mushy part of their impact on my life for another day but. yeah. :)
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My upcoming check is so pitiful wtf
#bad enough that they cut one of my days and a bunch of hours but lord what is this omg#and they expect us to bus it every time we come in but don’t want to pay us#I’m gonna start clocking in early again as usual and clocking out late and also taking a short lunch instead of a full 30 min unfortunately#just to make my full 8 hrs#which I shouldn’t have to do all of this shit#my check is like below 800 ain’t no way when they used to be almost 2k- kidding me bro#or at least a quarter of that#I hate this place#rambling#most of my taxes are already gone because of bills and stuff#man…#and I gave my aunt 300 to pay for our grannies headstone#I told my mom that I’ll take care of it so that she could save/keep her money for herself but oh man#and I still have to pay for her life insurance/ give her some more money because I always give her extra once at the beginning of the month#just so that she could have some money for herself#uajajajaj#emo…#if my boss comes over to me asking me again to not clock in early I’m gonna tell her that I’m barely making 8 hrs anymore and my check is#small as shit#no I am not editing my time
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and what if nero thinks of himself as a tool for the three magicians he knew for a decade. what if he only limits as himself as a pawn, what if that's why he so easily threw himself as a sacrifice to protect his friends.
#im giving myself pain because i just know maydare would diverse from this#nero knew his worth but as a prince rather than as himself. he have SO MUCH trust on his familiar that it will bring rescue to his team#kanon told nero why he saved him and told him about the future war just when he was 6 years old. he kept that in mind and what his life is#for. kanon literally told nero that he's gonna be a necessary pawn in the future lmao?? kanon who had gone through so much could not care#less for some ordinary people ig since he was so detached from emotions... he's straightforward to nero and nero took it pretty well?????#ANYWAY rereading nero.... nero didn't seem to mind dying??????? like what the hell boy????????? he's not freaking out about himself#dying at all. rather he's concerned for the things happening around him and the people worrying about him????#'beatrice saw me and let out a small cry. did i look that bad?' YOU'RE IN A STATE OF DYING. NERO YOU WERE STABBED.#IN DIFFERENT PARTS OF YOUR BODY. A CURSE IS SPREADING IN YOUR BODY. NERO???#'What was i doing/ thinking about things so detachedly when it hurt so much that it felt like i was going to die' YOU😭#he knows he can't die here. he know he have so many things left to do.#this entire time he's fighting through the curse he did not say anything. the only words he uttered was makia's name. his concern for her.#he felt like he can't die without confirming if she's okay. once he knew that she's already he felt relieved that his vision is turning#white. nero what the fuck omg. i know he's been fighting off the curse the best he can and he's getting tired but nero oh my god#be concerned for yourself boy#for ten years he don't value himself as himself but rather someone who is a pawn for this world and the three magicians.#he's well aware of the purpose of his life. he's already set to serve those three magicians specially kanon for saving him and teaching him#various of things. also what was shatoma saying what did she mean#'What? I merely did what i could do for you wou didn't need any help.' what do you mean#first off i wanna point out the way she replied to nero's apology and thanks 'i merely did what i could do for you' i don't know how to#describe it but it feels like she was familiar with him in a fond way?? that added with 'who didn't need any help' she knows what he's#capable of and i think shatoma knows he can overcome it by himself? but my boy is like. gonna pass out. i think she's genuinely worried lol#each magician had something to do this volume- eska had to go find makia and thor and bring them to ulysses#ulysses makia and thor had to release pan faunus while eska puts up the defense. shatoma could've gone with eska or with kanon but no#she went to where the rest were- it's probably to check on the people in the labyrinth.. i want to know if she knew about nero's injuries..#oh that reminds me- shatoma is in lune ruschia's uniform so she's probably in the labyrinth before nero frey and lapis came back#she and eska probably arrived *after* nero makia and frey went out to find lapis#eska goes to find makia and thor while shatoma went in the labyrinth before gt9 came back#🦋'...Kanon? He's going where he needs to go.' in which nero thought 'So Brother's on the move.'........... he knows he knows..#shatoma trust nero enough to know how capable he is.. maybe she even trust him enough to let him know about their plans since he's
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