#but omg it's sososo fun to answer stuff like this

[kxynhhx]

I SAW ROBIN AND RAN how is ur dynamic w her fr!??!! I NEED A FULL nervo & robin smau ASAPP /hj (unless.. u actually wanna.. perchance IM KIDDING)

OH my dynamic with her is interesting.. since she's a famous singer she's away a lot, but!! She texts me when she can by saying good morning and goodnight to me <33 she likes to come back with souvenirs for me from different planets she's been to as well!

She takes more initiative in the relationship though, very affectionate in private. Robin prefers to keep our relationship a secret from her fans for safety reasons and whatnot. She likes to do a lot of things for me as well, but I try to do some things with her so she doesn't do everything (like cleaning the house, cooking (tho I can't rlly cool at all), etc)

Robin also likes late night activities, like doing my hair for example. She talks abt her travels as she brushes the knots out of my thick hair and while my hair is relatively short (not irl unfortunately 💔💔), she figures out what to do and braids my hair.

And now you've given me ideas Zira.. I have this little website I've been waiting to use where it replicates the hsr texts so maybe at a later date I'll do a little smth like a smau..

[crowsncorvids]

okok so today I went to the archery club it was so fun :D its such an inconvenient location though there's almost no cell service out there, I was lucky enough to get 1 bar in the clubhouse but it's roughhhh and theres no bus stops!! so either learn to drive (ughhhhh) Uber multiple times a week (who the fuck has money for that) orrrr hopefully there's a bus stop and I just have to walk like 20mins to get there???? idk bro •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀

anyways when I got there I was sososo scared but I'm glad I went :D basically since I don't have a bow yet I just walked around the course to see if I want to join the club (I do). So I went with 1 leader guy and 2 newer recurve guys, one of them I heard him talk and went "OMG FELLOW FAGGOT ohwait hes just indian" HE SOUNDED LIKE THE FAG ACCENT OKAY. but he was niceys to me I like him, he answered my questions and talked to me ^_^ and when I left he said see you next week hopefully:D also he was wearing grey sweatpants 💀💀 I saw a little too much 💀 anyways so most clubs in my city are just target archery since they rent land from the council or farmers, but this club owns the land and there's a course through the forest with animal targets at different distances and heights and stuff :D there's a way to get out early, about 30mins in but I just went for the whole course like 2 hours 💀 I got there around 9.30 and finished at 1pm lmaooo also it was really muddy and I fell and ate shit <3

So sometime this week I'm going to [local archery store] to get my stuff and then on Sunday I'll be able to go and shoot :D they have a bunch of targets at distances set up on the field so I'm gonna practice there and get someone to spot me and then do the course thing. I hate waking up at 7am on Sundays though </3

[sarawatsaraleo]

So I just realised something and wanted to share - I always wondered why Wei Wuxian started mixing red into his wardrobe because it had gone from dark blues, to blacks, to blacks and reds. And there's a black and purple outfit which REALLY didn't make sense. And I realised; He's borrowing clothes from people. The red things could be Wen Ning's or one of the other Wen's, and it lines up with him being in the Burial Mounds. And the black/purple was because he was borrowing Jiang Cheng's robes!

Oh my god, oh my god, yesyesyes! I absolutely LOVE this theory!!! It has crossed my mind a few times too, because hey, we’ve already seen him borrow lwj’s undershirt once ;) but you’re so right with the timing and color coding of his clothing, it does reallyreally fit!! Also because I find it hard to imagine wwx wanting to spend a lot of time and money for that sake on something as boring as clothing when he can use it on things that are a lot more fun. It just makes a lot more sense for him to take a look at other people’s wardrobes and find whatever he feels like wearing. It’s such a wwx thing to do. 

But seriously, right now it is just sososo easy for me to imagine this. Like, picture Jiang Cheng walking back to him his room around noon after a morning of intense training, just wanting to relax a little before Yanli calls him to lunch. Then when he arrives to his room, there’s a disarray of purple and blue clothing everywhere and in the middle of it all is a disheveled wwx, still barely awake. The sight of course causes the future sect leader to tremble with anger and fingers clenching into fists as he yells: “What the hell are you doing?!” To which wwx just looks at him and shrugs his shoulder. “I needed something to wear,” he answers casually before sending jc one of his bright smile before returning to finding his outfit for the day. 

Or at Burial Mounds, when wwx finally has had the time and strength to wash away the dirt and grime of his body, but when he goes to get dress, he grimaces at the sight and smell of his dirty robes. Putting them on seem counterproductive after his hard work getting clean. Suddenly, Wen Ning is shuffling awkwardly beside him, gaze on the ground as he clears his throat to get wwx’s attention. “Ma-Master, you can borrow some of mine, if you’d like to,” Wen Ning whispers, holding out a pile of black and red fabric towards him with his shaking pale hands. WWx’s eyes widen in surprise, staring at the much cleaner clothes and not knowing what to say, before he finally manages to chuckle awkwardly and take the robes with a small “Thank you.” 

Ororor imagine wwx tearing a new hole in his old robes that Wen Qing has just finished mending a few days earlier and he doesn’t want her to see it, cause he knows she’ll get angry with him. Which she, of course, also does when she spots it the first time he tries to sneak past her. He gets an earful about how important it is to take care of their clothing, with how little money they have they can’t afford to buy new robes. Despite her lecture, she approaches him the very next day, arms filled with pieces of black and red clothing. “The others wanted to borrow you some clothes to make sure you have something to wear .. as a thank you for everything you’ve done for them,” she tells him as she stuff the clothes into his chest with a bit more strength than necessary. “Be careful with it.” And with a stern gaze, she turns away without another word, leaving wwx shocked for a few moments. 

ofmosdfdsfds I’m sorry, your message gave me too many thoughts and ideas, I couldn’t stop myself hahaha omg. But thank you so much for sharing!! I clearly enjoyed it 😂

[tsurangaconundrum]

Dude i love the internet sometimss i go to someones blog and theyre like “sideblog is at x” and im like !!!???! DUDE???? Sometimes i think i know three people but they turn out to all be the same person on different accounts and it makes me love them more. Theres someone, like longtime friend, on my discord server who im not entirely sure is actually a separate person or another account for the same person but like. Ive known these people for like 3 years now so i cant really ask??

I feel like ive said this before but worst thing in the world is not knowing if something you do or experience is normal -

My sisters dog is growling at nothing right now but she was kinda asleep and now shes up and wagging her tail so probably im not about to get nerfed by a ghost. If i dont send this ask you’ll know ig.

- anyway so then youre googling hospital robots at two in the morning and for some reason the internet doesn’t know what you mean by that. Idk the human experience is so varied and seriously what how are there so many ways to do things the world is so crazy. I wanna live in the same house with someone i share no language with and see how that would work out. I think im pretty good at nonverbal communication and also it would be rad af to halfway not know whats going on half the time but it would be in a fun way this time. My neighbor, when i was bad at chinese or having trouble learning or whatever offered to drop me off on the streets of beijing and pick me up three days later, he said by then id know the language. At the time that scared me, and i dont know how good of an idea that specifically is but idk id do it. Its just so wild how many things there are yknow??

Honestly i feel like i had other funnier things to say but i cant remember any of them so instead how about you tell me how youre doing? How was your new year and being back at school and whatnot? Seen any cool critters?

omg hi dba! answer for this and the rest of ur asks under the cut!!!

i think u can ask. i dont think its that rude. its a wide internet out there. im really careful abt keeping track of sideblogs and im super weird abt like who i follow i have neuroses abt it and stuff but so anyway i do keep exact track of who is who. if i interact via a sideblog i constantly keep track.

as for the varied and wild human experience yes so much. i dont think its a good idea to do that but my dad said when he lived in south america for a little while as a kid he picked up spanish really quick so it's true. i love thinking about the complex inner lives of everyone around me. andrew garfield voice i think you could fall in love with anyone if you knew their story.

my new year was very boring lol i literally watched doctor who on da couch but it was good. as for critters i was getting high a while back (sorry kids. dont do drugs etc) and a deer literally came out of the woods and walked right by me. like it was not 5 feet from me i could have reached out and touched it. it was sososo cool.

okay so when u sent this i was actually blogging while on a discord call with tumblr user transfagshit / carriecoded and so we were a little incomprehensible on the dash. our blogs should be viewed together in tandem from that night in order to piece together any jokes

analyzing supernatural actually has nothing to do with being smart and everything to do with bullshitting. all analysis is going hey you know what would be funny. if i said this. i have a post somewhere that keeps being tagged as like meta and or whatever and i genuinely have no idea what i was saying. i typed it frantically at 1am. so clearly its at least a little bit bullshitting. its not exhausting at all because were all doing it as a bit. writing supernatural posts fills the hole in my heart that having not taken an english class in 2.5 years left. its a hobby.

fsdakjsfdlkjf thanks bro. it'll be okay. someone died recently. which hasnt been fun. but i'm okay. or i will be or whatever. life goes on etc. i'll be fine! nevertheless he blogged etc

the only thing with the omega variant is it is the last greek letter, which means we would have to do the million other variants first. which would suck. but god if we got there we would NEED the laugh. we earned the laugh. for getting through that. also dont apologize i love receiving ur asks!!! bussin. i feel like that word had a real cultural moment 5 months ago and i havent seen it since thank u for reminding me. i hope youre also having a lovely time wherever you are

[namujoon]

pour your love out to your favorite mutuals

i love all my mutuals and i wish to write a message to all of them but i’ll do like several since i’m suddenly feeling quite sappy lol

@jungkookbunbun: CEL. NSFW CEL. the namjoon to my jungkook (or is it hobi? lol) i’m so glad we started talking and we got super super close in just a couple months. i love you sososo much. you’re an amazing friend and you’re someone i can fangirl and absolutely talk about ANYTHING with. you’re honestly so sweet and fun to talk to. i love all the posts you tag me in and all the videos you send me. i’m so happy and excited for you that you’re going to japan but it sucks how you’re leaving right when i end summer class :( but if im still going to japan over winter, we definitely need to meet up!!!!  

@withnosuchgrace: TAHIRA OMG ONCE AGAIN FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, IM SORRY AND IM THE ABSOLUTE WORST AT REPLYING BACK AHAHAHA but omg you were the first friend i made when i switched from a 1d blog to a bts/kpop blog. i still remember how we started talking and how most of our convos were always in all caps :’))) but you’re absolutely sweet and funny to talk to and i can talk to you about anything. i remember when i told you to watch descendants of the sun and sorta helped you figure out the difference between wonwoo and mingyu haha. ilysm and this time, i will try my absolute best to reply back faster AHAHAAH

@itskimtaehyung: i still can’t believe that i met someone on here that lives in sf ahaha. kiwi you’re one of the funniest, sweetest, and most interesting people i’ve talked to on here. your art is 11/10 and your fics are amazing. remember jiwi 👀  and how we tried to kill each other by me tagging you in jin and you tagging me in yoongi rip. AND YOUR DREAMS OMG I CANT FORGET ABOUT YOUR DREAMS AHAHAHA especially when you killed someone with a pocky and me and jimin getting arrested lol. soon we won’t be in the same city anymore when you move for college :( but if we’re both free, we should definitely meet up and go to a noraebang lol. ilysm and you’re a wonderful egg mother

@sevenkookiejars: ahhhhhhhh rena you’re such a sweet and an amazing friend. you never fail to make me smile with your positivity posts that you tag me in :’) im also so happy that we started talking and got really close to each other, especially since we live in such different timezones (flashback to the time when i sent you a bday message just minutes before your bday actually ended rip) i love our convos so much and i can talk to you with just about anything. from fangirling about bts/kpop to talking about aesthetically pleasing libraries lol. i hope you’re not too stressed right now and that everything will turn out amazing for you!!! ilysm, and you should come to sf so that i can be your personal tour guide and we can eat all the good foods together hahaha

@sugaswagdaddy: ALEX OMG ILYSM. you’re my go to person when i want to be spammed with yoongi. you also made me realize how much i love yoongi’s hands and neck, especially when they’re veiny holy. thanks for all the positivity messages you send in the gc, you’re an absolute angel :’))) and all the spams you did of each member and even in the gc that always has me digging my own grave hahaha. you’re such an amazing, sweet, and funny friend and im glad we met :’) you’re an amazing egg sister and im glad we’re an egg fam LOL i know i can count on you to make me suffer, and here’s to more days we suffer together hahaha

@overthemoonjoon: CAI MY MOST PRECIOUS BEAN I LOB YOU SOSOSO MUCH YOU ARE DEFINITELY ONE OF MY FAVS ON THIS SITE AND IM SOSO GLAD WE BECAME FRIENDS. you’re honestly the funniest and sweetest and most precious person ever. your tags never fail to make me laugh and talking to you is never a bore. i cant think of a time when you never made me laugh, especially in our gc AND OUR NSFW TALKS. I STILL REMEMBER YOUR NAMJOON DREAM AND THE TIME WE ANSWERED QUEENIE’S NSFW QUESTIONS AHAHAHAH. good luck with studying the languages!!! you got this!!!

@taesflower: it feels like it’s been such a long time since we’ve talked :((( BUT SOFI MY PRECIOUS BEAN ILYSM. i remember when you spammed me with such rude hobi, yoongi, and jungkook stuff. you definitely never fail to kill me countless of times too bc of them hahaha. and you’re the biggest yoondrea shipper/supporter that i know (maybe closely followed by kiwi hahaha). you’re honestly the sweetest and most precious person that i have EVER met. you’re hilarious and you never fail to bring a smile to my face. ilysm and i hope all is well!!! 

@solangel-oh: EMELY ILYSM BUT IM SUCH A BAD FRIEND AHAHAHA. our convos may not be super long, but i do love talking to you haha. you’re sosososo sweet, and i still remember how we started talking haha. omg remember when we talked which of the 7 deadly sins are bts??? and after a long convo about it, we finally figured it out hahaha. i love our convos and i love you. ALSO PLS DONT STRESS YOURSELF OUT TOO MUCH THIS SUMMER AND THIS SCHOOL YEAR. YOU GOT THIS. if you ever need help with anything, you can always come to me