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#but oh no ashton can’t do gigs cos his drumset is messed up
bandsanitizer
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2 years
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maybe “see you in the cone” can be our always
#when are we getting a cars!au for 5sos?
#ashton as lightning mcqueen
#calum as sally
#luke as mater
#and—wait scratch that
#calum as doc for the mustache purposes
#michael as ramone
#actually you know what? malum interchangeably as all the other characters
#anyways anyways
#lightning mcqueen ashton irwin as some racing hotshot stranded in some dessert city
#when click clack (do boots make this noise against sand?) luke comes strolling up like howdy partner whatre you doing here
#and like ashton being ashton obviously acclimated much nicer to the radiator springs vibes
#i mean convince me otherwise seriously
#but oh no ashton can’t do gigs cos his drumset is messed up
#and luke’s like well well well do i know a guy?
#and ashton ??? do you know a guy???
#luke laughs ‘of course i do’
#and they mosey along to malum’s music mart (tm)
#no really that’s the name
#it’s mmm for short because mmm do they have good music and mmm do they have good items for sale and mmm aren’t they h*t
#michael’s like here’s our selection of drum heads
#and then he shows them all the drum heads
#and calum says we also sell guitars!
#and he shows them all the guitars and ashton all oooooo ahhhhhh ooooo i love drums or whatever
#and luke is like smirk smirk wink wink here’s their selection of drumsticks
#and malum groan while ashton is ? is that a euphemism?
#and luke’s like no that’s a pun and points to the freezer of ice cream (get it? haha luke’s hilarious i agree)
#and eventually they have ashton ready to go but GASP
#and ashton’s old band sucked so they form a new band and live happily ever after (i ran out of tags)
#*i can’t believe i spelt it dessert not desert BYE
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