#but not stolen

[smallbigminivans]

[captain-price-unofficially]

[librarianpirate]

[creepymutelilbugger]

"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

[startrekvsfaceapp]

[benthesoldiersjeanshorts]

[pupucino]

follow your dreams at a sustainable pace

[shoomlah]

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

[theharlotofferelden]

Genuinely loved the experience of being at camp for the first time and seeing all the companions with their tits out like they're all gonna go clubbin or some shit

Then there’s Gale

Who's just. So utterly swagless that his clothes smell like dusty old books. My man doesn't give a fuck about the drip he's getting his ass ready for bed

[hansoeii]

Ohh look, it's the dead boy detectives!

[hymnism]

help me

edit since everyone in the notes is confused

it's not a fall damage miscalculation. they're literally just forcing link to dive face first into the ground

[captain-price-unofficially]

lmaooo

[itznarcotic]

[fluttershyes]

have this in my coat pocket in the bar

[alascene]

[benthesoldiersjeanshorts]