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THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
WALKING WITH DINOSAURS SNEAK PEEK AT THE NEW DESIGNS
YOU GUYS
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evil advisor work from home
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I was in the mood for some bug doodles
Feel free to give suggestions for more
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Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.
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I want you to remember:
The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.
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anyone who acts like there's some kind of implicit understanding or sisterhood between all women is straight up lying
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jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson
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This is very serious and true.
I know some of you social media activists think this is a win "yayy the groomers are getting what they deserve" but no, it's not about pedophiles, it's about you and/or your queer friends.
Haven't you noticed that the conservatives have been increasingly calling us "pedophiles" and "groomers" for years now? They want to end us.
They're not interested in actual pedophiles. Of course not. That would mean executing their own friends, like, possibly, Donald Trump.
Also, death penalty is a human rights violation.
No one deserves it. USA is violating the human rights. It's disgusting and horrifying.
LGBT people, I need you to know that any “pedophile execution bill” passed in the US is meant to put you, personally, to death. When the right says “groomer,” they’re talking about you. When they say “predator,” they’re talking about you. When they say “pedophile,” they’re talking about you. Any actual child sex abusers who are convicted and executed would be, to them, a happy accident, a cherry on top of a law that’s meant to exterminate anyone who deviates from the cisgender, heterosexual norm.
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when i was sixteen and insane for my shakespeare class final i had to do the “alas poor yorick” monologue at a competition and while i was doing it i had this insane thought of like. i’ve never been and never will be closer to experiencing hamlet’s mental state than i am right now. like of course all that stuff didn’t happen to me but when you’re 16-19 you kind of feel like all that stuff is happening, all the time, constantly
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hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao
It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.
So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."
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he would not fucking say that but it’s he would not fucking talk about his queer identity like he was reading out of a college campus lgbt center brochure
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