#but not really cause this person literally loves me and is obsessed with me 💋

[mayxthexforce]

do you ship anything heterosexual at all or are all of your ships about some fetish of male ships, many that aren't even gay?

Tell me you don't follow my blog without telling me... also I'm grabbing the word "fetish" and putting it on a high shelf until you actually learn what it means because if you think people of the same gender being in committed relationships is a fetish, you should maybe go outside and have a human interaction for once.

As for my "heterosexual" ships. I have bisexual muses in F/M ships, such as:

Kilindi x Maul, Drakka x Maul, Sabé x Anakin, Leia x Han, Leia x Boba, Melee x Anakin, Tahiri x Jacen, Voe x Ben/Voe x Kylo, Tahiri x Anakin Solo, Luke x Mara Jade, Rook x Maul, Trace x Rex, Merrin x Bode, Cal x Merrin, Sabé x Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan x Siri Tachi, Obi-Wan x Cerasi, Merrin x Boba, Galen x Juno, Dark Apprentice x Juno, Sabé x Fox, Sabé x Rex, Luke x Tula Markona, Nuru x Ahsoka, Feral x Ahsoka.

Those are only the ones I can come up with off the top of my head that I've tagged on this blog more than once. I'd tell you to follow me for more good stuff but you're clearly tasteless, otherwise you'd know all of my ships by heart. Here! Remember to touch some grass on your way out!

[sogoodtoheritsvicious]

if life is a movie, then you’re the best part

summary: small glimpses into your relationship with louis

vicious speaks: this is my first fic for louis and my first smau ever!! if it’s not good, please take it easy on me. feedback is appreciated as long as it isn’t unkind. hope you enjoy 💗

louis masterlist

requests: open

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yourusername he’s so obsessed with me and, boy, i understand

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yourbff as he should be

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taylorswift relationship goals

↳ yourusername learned from the best 🫶🏼

↳ username1 this friendship still takes me out

↳ yourusername you and me both 😭

louist91 of course i am, have you fucking seen yourself?

↳ yourusername flattery will get you everywhere 💋

username2 we all know she’s just using him

↳ username3 using him for WHAT? she’s a successful business owner, she doesn’t need his money. you’re just bitter cause you realize you never had a chance.

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username4 if he doesn’t worship me like this, i don’t want him.

↳ yourusername exactly, you deserve so much more than the bare minimum 🫶🏼

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yourusername best way to spend the day 🤎

↳ louist91 come back to bed, love, i miss you

↳ yourusername i’m literally in the kitchen? 😭

yourbff so glad you got her to relax, she’s been working in the studio nonstop!!

↳ louist91 it was hard to convince her but i won in the end

username1 ohhh to spend the day in bed with louis tomlinson

username you don’t have to throw this fake bs in our face

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yourusername we get fancy sometimes

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yoursibling what did you do to get him to wear something other than a t-shirt, omg?

↳ yourusername i am not at liberty to say…🤭

↳ username1 she has no class 🙄

↳ username2 it’s a joke? if you don’t like her, unfollow

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louist91 the only person i’d dress up for x

↳ yourusername i love you 🥹💘

username3 we don’t thank her enough for providing us with boyfriend louis content

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louist91 always, darling 🏆

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username1 the hand placement…😵‍💫

username2 you lucky bitch 😍

↳ yourusername 😉

yourbff you’ve won in the romance department

↳ yourusername i really did 😭

username3 i want this pic tattooed on my forehead

↳ yourusername REAL

username4 posting this picture is so inappropriate

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yourbff they make me both believe in love and feel incredibly lonely

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yourusername omg i had no idea you took this 😭

↳ yourbff you were too busy getting the princess treatment 👸🏻

louist91 i’m telling you, let me set you up with one of my mates

↳ yourbff i might have to take you up on that, dude, shit’s getting bad out here for us singles 😫

↳ username1 louis having such a good relationship with yourusername’s best friend is such a green flag

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username2 wow management even got her best friend in on this con

↳ yourbff sure grandma let’s get you to bed

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↳ username3 LMFAOO QUEEN

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yourusername vacation mode 🔛

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yourbff day 1 and it’s already so much fun ☀️

↳ yourusername so glad you’re here 🥹🫶🏼

yoursibling thanks for letting us normies tag along

↳ yourusername lmao, shut up

louist91 ☀️🌊🧡

username1 enjoy your break, you guys deserve it!!

↳ yourusername thank you, lovely <3

username2 a vacation from what, you don’t even do anything

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yoursibling thank you for always putting that smile on her face 🤎

↳ louist91 it’s my honor

yourusername the best surprise 🥰

↳ louist91 more where that came from 🫡♥️

username1 omg she’s so gorgeous

↳ louist91 lou read this to me and i stole his phone to say thank you 🥹 you’re gorgeous as well 💗 - y/n

username2 what does she even need a break from? she just leeches off of you

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yourusername my job…it’s just louis’ girlfriend.

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yourbff and what a great job you do at louis’ girlfriend!

louist91 lmao, i fucking love you 🖤

↳ yourusername love you so much 🤍

username1 she had the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and she did 😭

username2 ended those miserable bitches

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louist91 the most wonderful thing i decided to do was to share my life and heart with you. you’ve delt with some shit since we’ve been together and you’ve handle it all with such grace. i’ve never met someone as kind, beautiful and down to earth as you. you make me a better person and i can’t wait to spend forever with you 🩵

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yourusername i love you so much, i can’t wait to continue building a life with you 🤍

niallhoran congratulations 🍾

yourbff: you two absolutely deserve each other. i couldn’t be happier for you 🥹

↳ yourusername i love you, maid of honor 🫶🏼

↳ louist91 thank you for helping me plan everything!

zayn congrats bro!

yoursibling welcome to the family ♥️

↳ louist91 thank you for trusting me with her heart

harrystyles ❤️

taylorswift i can’t wait to sing at the wedding 🩷

[iireneleee]

MY FAVOURITE PLACEMENTS FOR EACH SIGN (with explanation of course 😚😚)

remember, don’t take this too seriously cause this whole thing is fully based on my own personal opinion so im sorry if I didn’t mention your placement(s). don’t be offended okay?! MUAH I love all of yall 💋

Aries: I’d probably say 50% venus 25% moon 15% sun — honestly this is kinda hard for me cause my best best friend is an Aries moon and I get along very well with Aries moons however… this one girl that I broke off all contacts with cause she was obsessive ( she still hasn’t stop💔💔 even though we stopped talking for 2 years, super creepy) 50% venus because omg literally almost every single lovely person I know has that placement it’s mad. maybe it’s bc my venus conjuncts theirs (I’m also an aries venus) they express love in a way I adore so 💕💕 for aries sun, 25% because I’m only close with one aries sun but she’s literally so fly I love. but she says some weird stuff occasionally though she’s too unfiltered HAHAHA love that.

Taurus: definitely taurus moon 50% and taurus mercury 50% — taurus moons are literally the cutest people ever. idk why but all of y’all are like little hamsters in my eyes. taurus moons remind me so much of hamsters. many of you are probably leaders and I love being around you guys. super sweet and always there when I need y’all muah muah. people always stereotype you guys as lazy people but every single taurus moon I know are the most hardworking people ever. super admirable individuals 😚😚 those who have natal taurus mercury people are the funniest. y’all are like LOWKEY old souls. very good people to be in a group project with cause they always voice out the best opinions and ideas. they are also really relatable individuals they say things that many people would like relate to idk how to describe it, meme worthy i guess?? I love y’all so much. sometimes they ignore people when they say stupid stuff but whatever they’re literally one of the best people so they get a free pass.🤫���

Gemini: mmmm I’d say 50% gemini suns and 50% gemini risings. honestly, I haven’t met many gemini placements 😭 my sister is a gemini rising so i might be a little biased HAHAH sorry my bad my bad. i love gemini risings they always give me one of the best first impressions. i tend to get along really well with gemini risings and tend to gravitate towards them hehe. also for gemini suns, most are pretty cool. i realise that gemini suns tend to be really nice and grounded when you meet them but when you get closer to them they’re little devils IN A GOOD WAY hahah. all my interactions and memories with gemini suns are actually really good. they always promise a good time 🙏🙏

Cancer: CANCER VENUS🔥🔥 for sure cancer venus. omg i love them. they give really good hugs LOL. super sweet individuals. i love the way they express their love it’s so cute especially when you’re the recipient of the love literally so 😍😍. one of my friends have this placement and oml she gives such meaningful gifts. she is the reason why I have high expectations for gifts LOL. i really hope i get to befriend more cancer venuses 💔💔 they’re really thoughtful people who take initiative very very lovely 🫶

Leo: leo moons 🙏🙏 y’all are so chill. literally are the 😐 people ITS SO FUNNY . I love y’all so much I always have ‘beef’ with leo moons lol literally tom and jerry but it’s so fun. bickering (affectionately) I know I lot who don’t study but r really smart or at least all of y’all tell me you don’t study😐😐 I know a lot of you guys who r dancers too and omg really pro dancers srs srs. super fun people but they lowkey about it.

Virgo: definitely virgo sun + virgo venus I have so many virgo sun babes (aka friends) they’re so so sweet. im always having a fun carefree time when im with you guys. never a dull moment. you guys are like my babies srs srs you guys just gave me that youthful feel and it’s so refreshing omg🫂🫂. virgo venus people are so funny idek why they’re so underrated. they’re also very big mouth literally tell them something humiliating that happen to you and if it doesn’t sound like you’re very bothered by it trust people around you probably also know about it BUT it’s okay cause they cute, I can never get mad at them. also very playful people. 💋💋 i love talking to them but at the end of the convo omg we are like probably fighting / arguing (affectionately) LOL i don’t get many gifts from them honestly but they LOVE to give food. hehe 💋💋 to my virgo venus sweethearts

Libra: libra suns + libra moons so 50 - 50 hehe libra suns are really helpful people. they’re like honestly very libra idk why. they’re so so sweet, always there to listen to you ramble. my mama is a libra sun and omg she’s always listening to me ramble and rant ITS SO FUNNY. sometimes you guys are too nice to people that they tend to take advantage of your kindness so always be on the look out and know your worth 😚😚 . libra moons ARE SO FUNNY. i love you guys, y’all always make me lose my breath over your jokes. super random people who talk about out of pocket things but it’s so unique and fun with you guys that I can’t help but laugh everytime i see yalls face. also pretty smart people. you guys always do your best in things that you’re passionate about and it’s really admirable however, when y’all dgaf about stuff man all that quality work is gone LOL but it’s okay me too. best people to have around y’all remind me of those circus seals. 🔥🔥firee

Scorpio: scorpio venus — I really love scorpio venus individuals omg. they’re always there for you and always ready to attend all your big moments without fail. I had this one friend who has a scorpio venus and she take time out of her own busy schedule to train me for my interview and we stayed at the place until like the sunset it was so wholesome. not only did she do that but she was with me when I got my interview results like I was so shocked I thought she stayed cause she also had something to do afterwards but turns out she had nothing to do and she planned to wait for me and leave right after omg i literally melted. I treasure her so much and because of that I’ve always had a good impression of her. super sweet individuals. little cinnamon buns, warm and sweet. they also really are big on physical touch cliché I know but it’s real HAHA. everyone should have a scorpio venus friend or significant other 😭😭💋💋

Sagittarius: sagittarius moons — out of all my close friends in my click, half are sagittarius moons, it’s literally mad. they’re such unique individuals all of them have different personalities even though they have the same moon. but one thing they all have in common is that they find the weirdest stupidest unfunniest jokes funny. it’s mad. I can pull out a photo of a cat on the ground holding a fish and they’d be cracking up like mad. they all really enjoy being around positive and responsible people, people who are like them. they always burst out laughing idk y they try to hold their laugh but they never laugh normally. I love them though it’s always so comfortable around them MUAHHH💋💋

Capricorn: capricorn moons + capricorn mercury 50-50 — omg my baby capricorn moons, they’re so athletic, or maybe it’s just the capricorn moons I know but omg they’re so competitive when it comes to sport. they’re actually really reliable people even though they may seem quite playful and reckless. they tend to be good at math. love food. they also like to make handmade things for their friends and it’s really random. sometimes I come out of class one day and they just ask me if I want a cookie. LOL and one of my friends gave me a piece of paper that she doodled and drew on FOR ME it’s so cute and random but makes me physically like become the 🥺 emoji. love u guys. for capricorn mercuries y’all have the most underrated humour YALL ARE SO FUNNY LOL. you guys make the funniest jokes with the straightest faces like this face, 😐. MAKES ITS EVEN FUNNIER LOL. y’all tend to text a lot and are quite talkative actually. love you guys cause you guys never hesitate to make the conversation about the other party rather than yourself LOL JOKING ( but FR though you guys make me feel like the main character whenever I’m talking to u ) 🫂🫂

Aquarius: mmm i haven’t really befriended many who have aquarius placements so this may not be relatable😭😭 sorry!! but I’ll have to go with aquarius moons. — I tend to get attracted to aquarius moons cause they seem really fun. idk why but they all seem like a ball of sun to me. they remind me of fluffy cows HAHAH. they’re really cool individuals and they’re really kind. super sweet people who are always willing to help you and take initiative LOVE THEM💕💕. wish I get to know more aquarius moons, they’re just so loveable and reliable. 🫶🫶😚

Pisces: pisces moons 50% + pisces risings 25% + pisces mercury 25%💕💕💕 — OMG pisces moons BRUU literally my babes. I love them so much. they’re always there to help. they’re really responsible people even though they like to have fun. best people to have for group projects. they’re also really good at putting themselves in other peoples shoes hence making them very good at comforting others. very good friends that would do anything for you. they tend to radiate the same energy you give them so always give your best to them for you to receive the best💪💪 for pisces risings, I just really like they’re features. they all give like a reserved energy and many people would think that they’re really high achievers and admirable people with a cute face HEHE. they’re really sweet and awkward at first but once you get to know them omg it’s a huge difference they’re little devils LOLOLOL (in a good way🤫🤫) I tend to have many pisces rising friends maybe cause their rising is in my seventh house but 😚😚 whatever. they’re little choco pies, random ik but it just fits their whole persona . pisces mercuries are really chill people who like to talk. I love them so much cause like tend to relate to one another a lot and i just love to talk to them because they’re so easy to talk to. just pull out a random topic and they would prob be able to talk about it, very versatile speakers. also, they don’t really share their opinions at times. like sometimes i want to eat something with them but their whole face writes “no that looks disgusting” so I ask them if they’re sure that they’re fine with the restaurant and they say that they’re fine but they’re not really fine LOLOLOL they’re so cute HAHAH love them. they always put others before themselves.

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[evangelineshifts]

Omg I can’t wait to go to my dc dr so I can explore and stuff, like at first I was thinking ‘oh I’m gonna be in the manor(Wayne manor) for the most part cause of my dad(Bruce Wayne)’ but no, I’ll literally be outside going across the country and stuff bc of my jobs. Like I can finally go to ceaser palace in Las Vegas(I’m literally obsessed with that place) and my life is gonna be so much more interesting(?) when I’m there because of the new opportunities. Also I’m like a quadruple threat in my dc dr and I don’t/wont acknowledge it for some reason when I’m there?? like wdym I can’t be an actor, model, singer, animator, vlogger, influencer, artist, and a straight A+ student while looking pretty the whole time when I’m not even 25 yet? Like wdym I can’t release 45 albums all at once? Who said I couldn’t make a whole 14 part animation within a year all by myself? But I digress, I think something I’m most excited for is me hanging out with my family(dad’s side) and doing ‘normal’ stuff. Like I’m staying at a hotel in California somewhere cause I’m getting paid to stay there but obviously neither of my parents are gonna let me stay there alone so my dad, brothers and sisters decide to stay at the hotel with me(I’m def making a scenario for that). But moving on, I feel like you’re the it girl in all your drs. Like even if you don’t script it in I feel like you’d still be the prettiest, coolest person in your dr even if you’re not trying to. Like you just have that vibe?? Idk how to explain it😭-🦭

First off, your dc dr sounds like sm fun omg???? Also I’m a big supporter of being supreme Mary Sue in all DRs like being overpowered is just a must so I salute 🫡

Second, I’m also very excited for normal family stuff in my dr. Especially when you come from a family where you either don’t get along, aren’t that close, or don’t have siblings who are close in age it feels almost more exciting than meeting an s/o.

Third, THANK YOU???? That’s literally so sweet that you think I’m an it girl 😭😭😭 I had to re read it like three times cause I thought you were talking abt you (which I also agree with) but we can ALL be it girls cause like that’s the whole point duh 🤨

I don’t think I necessarily try to be ‘cool’ anyways I just really try to be kind so I hope maybe that’s what you’re picking up?? Cause I think kind girls are the it girls. The prettiest people are always the nicest 🥰

LOVE YOU MIMI MWAH 💋

[eyes-like-a-pisces]

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6. favorite youtube channel? I have to put them into cathegories, cause It's hard to compare

Lifestyle - Emma Chamberlain. I literally have no idea about popular youtube world, but I discovered her recently, cause I had her vid recommended or sth and I think she's a modern philosopher and the most relatable girl. Especially now, when she's more "grown up" let's say.

The milk club: I don't watch her that often anymore, but she's very aesthetic and I loved her calm energy and travelling vlogs. I found them anxiety soothing.

Spiritual - Teal Swan. I especially loved her workshops with people, but I think she has a vid about every issue in the world and I find what she says so on point. + She kinda reminds of Xena the warrior princess

Makeup - a fellow tumblr girl @dandelionapril and her channel the dandelion girl. I'm tired of these makeup channels who just make us buy so much unnecessary stuff, while April is so creative and she recreates looks of vintage stars and actresess and movie characters and It's so inspiring, because she makes you feel like doesn't matter what you look like or how much makeup you own, you can look like all these women you admire.

And John Maclean, but I used to watch him for personality and to enrich my vocabulary, cause he speaks in the most elegant, expensive way + he has a great sense of humour.

True Crime - In english I listen to mostly Eleanor Naele. In polish Stanowo and Piąte nie zabijaj.

Style/clothes: Dearly Bethany. I admire her, cause she dresses so effortlessly chic and she doesn't follow trends, but encourage you to find your personal style and she's almost my height and has a quite similar body shape, so I find her advices really helpful.

Music: Jessica Haeckel - She used to do covers of Tool, Deftones, AIC etc. I've always enjoyed her interpretations. I often come back to her cover ofyellow ledbetter by Pearl Jam.

+polish: mishON and lisie piekło, cause I kinda have a crush on them? And loveandgreatshoes.

19. what do you wear to sleep?

Usually a random t-shirt (often a band t-shirt) and pyjama pants. I dream about a long whitegown, so I could look like a heroine from a Hammer horror. But now It's all about trying not to freeze.

29. how would you describe your style?

Let's say 90s minimalism with a hint of grunge, romantic gothic and also 60s/70s rocker girl, a forest fairy, an artsy college student who just woke up, an elegant classy lady and a dad who doesn't care about fashion, only about comfort, but loves his rock bands and hiking. At the same time.

(Said the girl who has been dressing like Big Lebowski for the past two weeks, but I almost didn't leave the house, so who cares anyway. But in general, I keep attention to the detail and I like when clothes just fit me well, are comfy, but have some "edge" or something unique about them).

37. favorite decade?

90s. Also the 60s/70s, I like 80s too.

56. Answered.

69. what’s something you know a lot about?

I don't know :-). I obviously know some stuff about bands and music I listen to. And gained some informations about subjects I study about. It's always like... When I want to buy a cream, I become a "skincare expert" and when I want to buy a phone, I become a technology expert for a week. So I have some knowledge about lot's of random stuff. Sometimes It's useful and sometimes It's draining, cause It's not that deep, but I'm kinda obsessed with "making the right" choice, which is impossible.

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