#but not inedible

[michaelwiththegoodhair]

Hey I found cheese in your walls

I'm not surprised. Heaven's walls are made of cheese. Extra sharp white cheddar is an excellent building material.

[saturnniidae]

[inedibleteff]

the guys ever (they're holding me in a chokehold

[excessive-moisture]

i just accidentally used 75 grams of salt when the recipe asked for 4 grams and i think gourmand rain world is heading for my location

[bunnieswithknives]

Yeah

[ominous-signs]

this is a trash can btw

[summerwages]

impossible to digest...

[thescrolls-haveforetold]

sorry but morrowind soul gems are vastly superior

[mwagneto]

so called hungarian food enjoyers when the entire house smells like paprika and onion for days

[quartergremlin]

and thats lunch the end of Leo's arc! there's a couple more jokes I want to make at his expense, but he's done it! figured out his gender I mean, so we'll be moving on to one of these other turtles....

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transcript:

April:

You guys go on patrol! Beat up some bad guys or something. I’ll stay here with Leo.

Raph:

Are you sure it’s okay?

A:

Absolutely. He’s not even bein’ nasty – he’s just moody. And besides, I think Mikey could use some fresh air.

R:

Right…

Thanks April!

A:

Thank me by bringin’ pizza home!

Leo:

Are they gone?

A:

Yuuuup.

L:

hup hup hup hup h-

R:

We’re back. And we got Heuso’s. Wait why are the lights off.

Banner: It’s a boy!

L:

So… What do you think?

I know it’s kind of silly because Dad made me a guy already, but you and Donnie and Mikey all had your coming outs and with the whole – everything that’s been going on-

Donnie:

Raph, you’re dropping me. Rapha. Raphael?!

OW!

R:

I’m proud of you Leo.

L:

*churr*

Raph. What are you covered in.

R:

Meat sweats gooped us.

L:

What do you mean “Gooped”!!

R:

It’s too late, just enjoy the hug.

L:

Why does it smell like that?!

Casey Jr.:

You… look like you’re feeling better. I’m sorry – I was careless with my words. I should know by now that I should be more careful talking about the future.

Mikey:

Nah. I definitely over-reacted. And that misunderstanding was our fault in the first place.

I’ve never heard you mention anything but rats and eggs… you never know what we’re feeding you, do you?

CJ:

Well…

M:

Don’t worry about it. If you want, we can spend time in the kitchen together! I’ve got some new recipes I want to try now! I can teach you!

CJ:

I would like that.

Meme 1:

Splinter: Coming home.

April: Getting the hose

Donnie: In sensory hell

Casey and Mikey: Bonding

Raph: Gooping Leo

Meme 2:

Donnie: Raph I’m falling help

[protectorcraft]

you see, unlike some folks i do believe siffrin can cook just fine. he’s lived on his own and traveled around for years, theres no way he doesnt know at least the basics of sustaining themself. maybe its not always the tastiest thing in the world, but id bet you he knows how to make a pretty solid, filling meal out of just about any ingredients.

the problem arises in the fact that, siffrin now has a support system. food going to waste isnt a huge deal because its easy to replace. and this is slowly dawning on them.

and unfortunately for everyone, they are the king of fucking around and finding out.

[skyscrapergods]

Do gods ever miss less-serious things about being mortal? Does Twilight ever crave a good burger? Does Celestia?

Celestia has forgotten what food tastes like.

Twilight will absolutely miss good burgers when she gets too big for them. She had just perfected the perfect ordering strategy for the precise ratio of hay to tomato for maximum burger balance. She will be so sad when it's no longer feasible to order.

Though the chefs at the Hayloft will not miss her hovering over their shoulders telling them to take off two and a half strands of hay and add one beet flake or else the entire taste and mouthfeel experience will be thrown off!

But now some other pony will have to find her recipes and take up the mantle of perfect burgering. Though hopefully they take their tastes to a cookout and not a restaurant.

[inedibleteff]

ill about them <3 heart string thingieless version under cut vv

[margocooper]

Жимолость лесная, или волчья ягода (лат. Lonicera xylosteum). Август 24. Forest honeysuckle (lat. Lonicera xylosteum). August 24.

[watcher1ngellvar]

Lucanis really is the only reason these people eat well and regularly

Lucanis: staying in treviso because it's been blighted and he needs to help his city

the disaster squad: damn, it sucks treviso was blighted, where are we going to get the good ham from now?

[ramsheepram]

drew some demongirl lesbians instead of working today