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day in the life of Barney Calhoun
#the elevator song is the Dodo Airlines Theme from animal crossing new horizons#also the zoom in on the target was He made eyes w bullet holes :]#also i think its funny that the other barneys talk like they do during the resnance cascade#but its a normal day of work (this video's pov)#half life#hl blue shift#half life blue shift#hl1#barney calhoun#but not hl2 guy........#i have thoughts on this tgat i may share#also my favorite part here is when the armory barney calls him Gordon#my stuff
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something something gman tommy something something gordon in stasis. you know how it is.
#GOD TUMBLR ATE THE FUCKING QUALITY. JESUS CHRIST.#This is a lil rough lookin cos it’s uhhhh . One it’s like a month old and 2 it took me like an hour w no real thought or effort#Anyway#I Feel Normal . Im normal. It’s whatever#THIS IS BASED ON NOTHING . other than this has been haunting me. The hypotheticaaaallllllsssssss aaauuughhhhhhbhhh#hl2vrai#hlvrai#tommy coolatta#should. I tag ol gordon here ?#I dont. Know. I don’t wanna Fuck up th hl tag#whatever.#hlvrai 2#gordon freeman#gordon feetman#hlvrai gordon#hlvrai tommy#If they do do smth w stasis it’ll fuck me up so bad cos. ONE .#that means Gordon never got to go home. fucked up. Fucked up#TWO . It’s so. AUIUHGHH. It’s one thing w like. in the hl2 canon of Gman this like. Mysterious freak fuckin around w Gordon#Where it’s just an uncaring omnipotent Guy taking you in and out of limbo as he pleases#but with like. Dr coomer specifically tryna contact Gordon and TOMMY BEING GMAN. FUCK. it’s like. Now it’s your friends.#now it’s your friends who need you and are trying to help you along. putting you into place. THERES SO MUCH MORE WEIGHT THERE#this might be me reaching but it’s like. ohhhh my god#wgatever. What the fuck ever#EDIT: SOMEONE JST POINTED THIS OUT AND THIS WASNT ON PURPOSE I SWEAR TO GOD. HES KINDA IN TH FUCKED UP VR CROUCH POSE. FUCK . FUCK
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i think my favorite part about the half life lore is the memory wiping water that gets brought up once and never again. who else agrees
#half life#half life 2#hl#hl2#hl2 citizen#valve games#headcanoning that this is the only guy in city 17 that remembers the water even does that so nobody else really notices anymore
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An Analysis of Gman in Half Life: Alyx
HL:A Gman is by far the most interesting version of Gman I've seen and I've noticed so many details in his one interaction with Alyx, to the point I needed to make a full post about all the bullet points. (Note that this is MY personal interpretation, so it could be different from what was intended or what other people believe)
Starting from the very beginning, when Alyx asks whether Gman is Gordon Freeman or not, he responds in a kind of. Condescending way.
It's almost like he's amused by the fact he was mistaken for Gordon. not to mention the use of "Imprison" in the statement, almost as if he's not only making a snide remark towards Gordon, but also implying that even he sees Gordon's employment as "imprisonment". Not to mention the implication that it really does not take that much to hold Gordon captive in one way or another. Could also be literal, meaning Gordon isn't near powerful enough to require a full Vault be built around him.
A: "So. Who are you?"
Alyx asks a very simple question cause. why wouldn't she be confused? She expected a super-weapon; she expected Gordon Freeman, so when she found nothing but a man in a suit who straight up scoffs at the misunderstanding, of COURSE she'd want to ask questions. However, Gman only responds with:
Gman deflects the question, but rather than completely ignoring it, he simply leads it into a new question: "What can I offer you?"
He guides the conversation to a different topic, luring Alyx away from questioning who, or what, he is, whether it's because he doesn't want to (or can't) give an answer, or if it's because he simply wants the conversation to move forward rather than being caught on the nature of Gman himself.
G: "Some believe the fate of our world is Inflexible. My Employers disagree."
This statement is funny in an ironic way. he states that fate is flexible and can be changed, yet. When was the last time Gman didn't have full say on what can and will happen? By making everything go a very specific way, you CREATE fate.
G: "They authorize me to… nudge things in a particular direction from time to time. What would YOU want nudged, Ms. Vance?"
The use of word "Nudge" is an interesting way to describe changing things within the timeline. though something else that's interesting is his facial expressions during this moment.
He looks almost. Kind. but in a forced sort of way. It feels like he's expecting a certain answer from Alyx, and is just waiting for her to say it.
However, when she says she wants the combine off earth, his expression changes.
The change in expression implies that Alyx's answer was not the one he wanted or hoped for. Thus, he once again ignores what Alyx said and gives his own reasons for it.
G: "Ahhh. That would be a considerably large nudge. Too large, given the interests of my employers."
Rather than giving Alyx a second chance at a more reasonable request however, he instead says:
G: "What if I could offer you something you don't know you want?"
It finally clicks together why Gman's there: To make a deal. Whatever Alyx said before this moment was completely irrelevant. No matter what Alyx requested to have "Nudged", he would have brought up his own offer. He had already mapped out how the conversation was going to end even before Alyx had even begun speaking to him. It was just a matter of getting there.
Gman showing Alyx her fathers death was an intentional and targeted choice. Alyx is a little more naïve here than she is in HL2, not to mention her close relationship to Eli. Eli is one of the only people she has left at this point in her life, so. Why wouldn't she want to save him? This is exactly the reason Gman chose this event in particular above anything else, because he knew it was an offer Alyx would NEVER say no to. He knows Alyx more than she knows herself, and had already predicted the outcome of the situation. So, understandably, Alyx kills the Advisor in place of her father's life.
This line. This line is so interesting to me in particular. Rather than describing Eli as a "person" or "human", and describing the dead Advisor as something "alien", he refers to both as "entities." almost as if he sees both of them on the same wavelength of sorts. It implies Gman sees no difference between a human and an animal, or alien of some kind. Sees them all as simply that. Entities.
Yet another example of Gman deflecting the questions given to him, guiding the conversation instead towards Alyx herself.
G: "A previous hire has been unable — or unwilling — to perform the tasks laid before him. We have struggled to find a suitable replacement. Until now."
Him referring to Gordon in this way is interesting to me. Was the sudden wish to drop Gordon from employment due to the Vortigaunt intervention in HL2 Episode 1? Was it because Gordon was truly incapable of fulfilling certain "tasks"? Or maybe it was because Gordon was not as vulnerable to Gman's influence? It's unclear, and it's also not clear whether this means Gordon is fully free of Gman's control or not.
At this point it's made crystal clear that Alyx killing the advisor in place of her father was a contract she was signing, one she didn't even know she held the pen to. This was always going to be the outcome of the interaction, since the beginning. Everything Alyx had done up to that point was to help Gman and his "Employers" get further in their goals now that Gordon was deemed "Incapable". Nothing that Alyx could have done would've mattered; her "fate" was decided from the beginning.
Overall what I gather from this ending is a lot about Gman as a character. He never truly lies, yet he purposefully leaves out important details, such as the fact that reversing Eli's death wasn't without a price. He manipulates the conversation to fit his wants and needs, ignoring direct questions he sees as unimportant to his goals. And the thing is, he does it in a way that Alyx doesn't even seem to notice. He has played this game so many times that he knows exactly what moves to play. He knows the people he talks to more than they know themselves. He uses their worst fears against them to make them go to him for safety.
Judging by the things Gordon survived in Black Mesa, you can gauge he had a strong will to survive. So what better to do to seal a deal than to threaten that life he cares so much about? To tell him that the only other option was to go under Gman's employment else he face death itself? Alyx had such a strong connection to her father, so what better to do than to tell her that Eli will die if she doesn't do anything, luring her in to sign a contract without even knowing what she was signing?
Gman is a master manipulator, no better words for it. And he always manages to do it in such a way that you can barely even notice it happening. He never raises his voice. he never shows irritation or hostility aside from only one instance. Because why should he be frustrated? He's won even before the game started. And honestly that is frightening to me, cause it shows that he's done this many times before and knows just how to get what he and his "Employers" want, regardless of how it effects other people.
#half life#half-life#gman#g-man#ramblings :)#my god I have so many thoughts on this thing this creature#another thing I wanted to mention but had no place to is Gman's body language#He uses a lot of hand gestures and the way he overall moves is almost. Stiff.#Also the fact he seems to circle around Alyx like some sort of. Predator animal#He's a frightening dude when you think about it#Are all my points something other people have noticed as well? Almost definitely#But I wanted to put this analysis out there regardless just because. HL:A Gman is so well written#The EPITOME of Gman to me#Like. HL2 gman is silly as well but. come ON#It really feels like HL1 Gman was the base. HL2 was when he got his footing. and HLA is when he REALLY became his own#Like HL2 and HLA are when Gman fully became. Gman#GRAH this fucking guy
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When she Half on my Life till I 2
#Spoofsart#Gordon Freeman#halflife2#half life#Alyx Vance#Freemance#PlatonicFreemance#can be seen as romantic if youd like! i like both versions of freemance! ^^ i just personally adore platonic freenance#seriously tho freemance is such an interesting ship ( platonic or romantic ) im gonna yap about platonic freemance cuz i wanna.#SPOILERS AHEAD !!!!#i always like to imagine that when alyx was told about gordon and who he was/what he did during the Resonance Cascade. all of it was a mix#of stories told by civilians and her dad and Kliner and Barney! all painting him as this heroic silent fearless hero who trashed his way out#of black mesa with nothing bu a crowbar! the aliens and HECU feared him yadda yadda yadda! but then when she ACTUALLY MEETS HIM#SEES HIM FOR HERSELF. hes all beaten up on the ground in his civvies and she had to save him from the civil patrol cops 😭#pathetic little loser meow meow bark woof awwooo whgrhrgrgrgr (im love gordon- )#and she still has that “celebrity crush” ordeal with him#but after hours of fighting alongside him she learns that hes not what the stories painted him out to be#hes just some guy#during ep 2 when youre driving around with alyx. i like to imagine that during every pitstop Gordon just looks around finds nick nacks#thingamajigs and other stuff and shows it to Alyx. like letting his guard down and actually being human instead of in a constant state of#locking in and surviving yknow? anyway where was i? yeah they bond during the roadtrip to whiteforest#small moments of acting like stupid little kids together! and its during these moments that alyx realizes that shes happy with being gordon#s best friend! not a downgrade at all tho#friendships can be just as fun as relationships!#i see romantic and platonic as equals mmkay#anyway where was i?#yeah i drew this on Magma with a good friend of mine ^^ Razzmtazz!!!!#love drawing HL2 it rewired my brain.#love yall even tho i dont post much if at all 😭#i swear im cooking - gaben
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I didn't know he did lets-plays back in the day!!
#yes man#fallout#fallout memes#fallout shitpost#fallout new vegas#fallout yes man#markiplier#my edit#edit#so the space pod is over there#but i'm going to be an idiot and go over here#*Stalker HL2 Scream*#GUH HUE HA-#sillyposting#silly little guy#so silly#silly
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#vortigaunt#hl2#half life 2#half life#art#honestly yeah#im super proud of this and i dont know why#how DARE i call this “art”#what a little guy tbh
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I think that immediately after the Combine are off the earth for good Gordon Freeman is allowed to pull a Laios Dungeon Meshi and galavant across Europe sautéing the horrors with a vortigaunt guide, an exasperated Barney, and an Alyx Vance who just wants to see how this goes
#half life 2#hl2#half life#alyx seeing Gordon cook a barnacle tongue like spaghetti: thats him. thats the guy you wove my soul into.
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i had to get a haircut today and i wanted the freeman fade but mom said NO because i "work in an office environment" or whatever...
he went to work looking like this and nobody said shit ok.
#i wish i looked like gordon fr#i cant tell if he gives me gender envy or if i wanna kiss him#do you guys think i could pull off the gordon freeman rat tail yes or no#half life#gordon freeman#hl#hl2#i sent her pictures of gordon and she said he was ugly :(
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player info start and third person are like creatures to me
models of being Gordon but not really, solid or broken textures, not meant to be seen. they are real to me.
#art#half life#hl#gordon freeman#player info start#hl2 third person#i love models like these#for dev stuff or placeholder or whatever it is#made him a silly lil guy cuz thats how i feel using hammer
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No but seriously, if last year you told me "you're gonna fall deeply in love woth the Half-Life franchise" I would've laughed at your face.
But look at me now. LOOK AT ME NOW !!
#nethal chats#nethal plays#half life#urg#why do i like these games#gordone freeman is just.. some smart-ish guy who was leate for work#and now he's saving humanity#poor guy#i think he deserves to rest a little#hl2#half life 2
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Realized yesterday that I gave up halfway on scanning my previous sketchbook
#my art#half life#nihilanth#alien#combine#some hl2 beta synth type of guy#civil protection#yes this was my response to how BMS did Nihi
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Assorted half-life doodles ……
#Gordons rlly fun 2 draw . Goobie kinda guy#Don’t look at th hev suit too closely I’m making it up as I go 🫶#putting him in my pocket .#I have an Alyx doodle sumwhere too but I couldn’t find her. Sorry women#gordon freeman#barney calhoun#hl#hl1#hl2#half life 2#half life#freehoun#valve#barneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy….. aaaaouuuuuuuuuuuu…….. starts screaming#putting th hl protags in my pocket and keeping them safe 5evar
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Forever thinking about this one Elite who takes the gravity gun and just...
stares,,
#I love him...#half life 2#i think this guy and that ar2 instructor rebel are some of my favorite “background characters” in hl2. and the singing vortigaunt
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Combine Medic
Got the idea of. If the combine army had nurses, so I made this. It’s inspired by both the beta designs for the combine soldiers, and a few other things like plague doctors and gas mask soldiers. Really their purpose is to tend to wounds of soldiers, apply synthetic limbs and cybernetic parts, and they even tend to advisors!
#half life#half life combine#half life 2#HL2#Our Benefactors au#this is the new name for the combine Gordon au I have#since these guys were made for it basically#but honestly I also made this as a general idea rather than something au EXCLUSIVE#shmorps art#anyway these guys can’t breathe normal air anymore so they need to breathe out of tanks#they’re also not really built for combat. with only one small sidearm under their coat#and some anesthetic needles is they’re desperate#they also have pretty light armor. which makes them faster than other soldier types
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im the person who made the barney hips and thighs post 😈😈 (sorry if i sound stalkerish i never knew you had a tumblr until recently)
HELPPPSJDID 😭😭😭 SO YOU NEVER REALIZED THAT WAS ME ON YOUTUBE 😭 AND EVEN COMMENTED AND FOLLOWED ME HEREEHDBEIDNEEJ 💀💀💀
Tbh it’s ok fr fr cus I noticed that someone actually did repost a video of mines somewhere and didn’t give credit, so I don’t blame u fr fr 💀
Why d gotdon kind find in this photo tf 😨😨😨 I think I a little too freaky and should stop
For a sec I lost you in my 600 Barney photos, but alls good cus I found it !!! 😍😍😍
#half life#half life 2#barney calhoun#barney half life#half life barney#gordon freeman#fanart#roblox#freehoun#hl2 barney#half life gordon#half life fanart#hl2#roblox free draw#free draw#I might be mentally ill#guys i swear I’m not freaky like that#lowkey Gordon is kinda fine tho#2nd crowbar is hiding somewhere on him I can feel it
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