#but nooo it has to rain 😒

[irlwolfdog]

Istg if the rain doesn’t stop before I have to do poles-

[sweetnnaivete]

KISS ME, OUT OF THE BEARDED BARLEY

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jasongrace94_

♫ Kiss Me • Sixpence None The Richer

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jasongrace94_ picnic date 💕

yn_ln we're too cute 😪 ↳ jasongrace94_ especially you :) ↳ yn_ln ASJKLAJSLA ily ↳ jasongrace94_ ily more pretty girl!!

badboysupreme r u cheating on me 😐 ↳ jasongrace94_ nooo 👀 ↳ yn_ln leo hate to break it to you but i think he's two timing us ↳ badboysupreme bro... i thought you were better than that ↳ jasongrace94_ well this is awkward

thaliagrxce embarassing that my baby brother has more game than me ↳ jasongrace94_ okay a) we're like the same age, b) you've sworn celibacy 😭😭 ↳ thaliagrxce I WAS A TREE GIVE ME ONE OUNCE OF RESPECT ↳ jasongrace94_ my bad

gh0stb0y i have a cavity ↳ jasongrace94_ you should get that checked out ↳ gh0stb0y from ur sweetness ↳ jasongrace94_ ohhh ↳ yn_ln nico 😭😭

yn_ln

♫ Apple Cider • beabadoobee

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yn_ln picnic date (it rained) (we forgot to bring food so we had to stop at the supermarket)

jasongrace94_ hey i brought some food ↳ yn_ln you brought one (1) half eaten granola bar and a protein shake ↳ jasongrace94_ i let you eat my granola bar though ↳ yn_ln fair enough 😙 ↳ jasongrace94_ see how loving and devoting i am 😔

chase_annabeth very cute couple 💗 ↳ yn_ln @ jasongrace94_ OMG OMG ANNABETH APPROVAL CODE RED CODE RED ↳ jasongrace94_ YAYY ANNABETH APPROVAL ↳ chase_annabeth oh ??

mr.d_campdirector wow you guys are adorable you should buy me alcohol lol ↳ yn_ln we're actually minors! hope this helps!

thaliagrxce too many pics of my brother and not enough of you 😒 ↳ xoxpipermclean seconding ↳ clarisselarue_ i also agree ↳ reynaara_ as do i ↳ jasongrace94_ me too ! ↳ yn_ln sorry guys i failed you yet again

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jasongrace94_

noo >:) you're my favorite washerwoman!

[onestorytorulethemall]

grab some ambrosia! and let the nectar flowwww

why is everyone scraping part of their plate in the fire? is the food here really that bad? 🤨

offering to the ✨gods✨ because it’s not enough that they’re omnipotent and all powerful, they need to feel ✨appreciated��

to the gods, TO THE GODS!

OH THINGS COULDN’T BE WORSE WHEN YOUR PARENTS RUN THE UNIVERSE, OH THINGS COULDNT BE WOOORRRSSEEE WHEN YOUR FOLKS RUN THE UNIVERSEEE

my dad is HERMES he messengers things, you’ll know his sign by his shoes with those wings😒 id wait by the phone, but the phone never rings, oh noooo

OH NOOO

when your dads a god, life can be tough, i met the guy ONCE and ONCE was enough 🫠

annaBETH!

now my moms athena, she’s smart and she’s wise… she’s sworn off gluten and she’s sworn off guys, but if she came to camp it’d be a surprise oh noooo😬

OH NOOOOO

oh! and my stepmom, well she hates me and my dad works all daayy so i left virginia and i ran away😌🙃

wait!? is that true??!!

OH THINGS COULDNT BE WORSE WHEN YOUR PARENTS RUN THE UNIVERSE, OH THINGS COULDNT BE WOORRSSEEE WHEN YOUR FOLKS RUN THE, UNIVERSE

alright who’s next-

oh-oh let me see!

‼️MY MOMS DEMETER ✨gOdDeSs Of GrAiNsS✨‼️ she gets excited when it starts to rain🙄 but planting and planTING AND PLANTINGS A PAIN!!!!!!! OH NOOOOOO

ohhh noooo?

for their sixteenth birthday, my friends got a car… i got A FERN IN SOME DUMB MASON JAR🤬

ooh ooh my turn!

IM THE CHILD OF PAN 😌god of the wild😌 FOR THOSE WHO LOVE NATURE THEYRE OFTEN BEGUILED😍 he’s not really my dad? but im sort of his child?? oh noooooo😰

ohh nooo?

he went on a hike…. to explore new frontiers, aND NO ONE HAS SEEN HIM FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

OH THINGSSS COULDNT BE WORSEE WHEN YOUR PARENTS RUN THE UNIVERSEEE OH THINGS COUODNT BE WOOORRRRSSSEEEE WHEN YOUR FOLKS RUN THE ✨universe✨

chiron! who’s your dad?

oh

well

my father is kronos

🦗🦗🦗🦗

remember my lecture… he ate his children😀

fhh chiron wins🫢

yeah… his dads definitely the worst

😃how about you silena😃

🥰goddess of love my mom’s aphrodite😘 she’s tries to be cool, but mainly she’s flighty☹️ ill bring home a boy, and she’s thERE IN HER NIGHTY???!!!!!

OH NO!!!!!!

soundtrack: ITS SO EMBARRASSING GUYS.

actual musical: she’s garbage, people😤

i tried to seek help from even the faAtEeS cuz she steals my mascara and ALL OF MY DATES. 🤬🤬🤬😭😭😭😒😒😒

actual musical: sHeS wHy I cRy😢😥😭

*awkward*alrighttt percy its your turn…

if i try to sing it’ll probably cause an avalanche😅

oh it’s ok yeah we’re all friends here👍

ok umm. my mom was named sally, she loved scary movieEs… and food that was blue-

he’s doing it wrong. ya who’s ur godly parent?

oh. i don’t know.

it’s alright, a lot of half-bloods never know their godly parent. just give it a try😊

*incoherent mumbling that is the definition of 😒and 🤬*

alright😒😒😒😒

soo my dad is some ✨gOd✨

that’s great. i guess🤷‍♂️

did he not want me or not want the stress?😔😥

too bad he’s the worst, and my life is a mess! ohhh nooo

OHHH YEAAAHHHH PERCY😏🤭

i hope he shows, even a trace… CUZ IVE GOT SOME CHOICE WORDS TO THROW IN HIS FACE😏😤

YEAH PERCY THATS WHAT WE’RE TALKIN BOUT PERCY🤩🥳

OHHHH THINGSSS COULDNT BE WORSE WHEN YOUR PARENTS RUN THE UNIVERSEEE

OH THINGS COULDNT BE WORSE WHEN YOUR FOLKS RUN THE UNIVERSE-

BUT I DONT CARE WHERE OUR PARENTS MAY BE AS LONG YOU ARE HERE WITH MEeee

but we don’t care where our parents may be, as long as you are here with ME. AS. LONG. AS. YOU. ARE. HERE. WITH. ME!!! 😃😃😃

camp half blood campfire sing song 🎵 you bet they chose the most annoying songs to sing at full volume to piss off Mr D lmao 💀

[keepingupwiththecullensblog]

🌟🐺 Welcome back to “Keeping Up with the Cullens (and Apparently the Wolves Too)”—and oh boy, things have taken a turn. Mono? Seriously, Billy? That’s the best excuse you could come up with for why Jake disappeared? 🙄 I mean, I get it, parenting is hard, but come on! I think we can all agree that Bella deserves a better best friend at this point. First, Edward breaks her heart, and now Jake’s pulling the same vanishing act? It’s like Forks is just a black hole of ghosting. 😤💔

Let’s break this down: Jake promises Bella that he won’t hurt her—PROMISES. So naturally, he goes ahead and hurts her by completely ignoring her and pulling a full Edward. 🏃‍♂️💨 Like, what gives? Where’s the BFF manual that says “Step 1: When your friend is heartbroken, disappear for weeks without explanation”? Spoiler alert: it doesn’t exist! I’m seriously questioning Jake’s “good friend” credentials here. What happened to being her emotional support wolf? 🐺💔

And Billy… oh, Billy. Mono was the cover story? 🤦‍♀️ Like, really? Not only did you drop the ball with that one, but then you had the audacity to blame Bella for Jake’s issues. What?! Bella’s already dealing with enough: Edward ditching her, hallucinations of said vampire ex, and now her best friend is ghosting her too. At least Charlie, awkward dad as he may be, chews Billy out and stands up for Bella. 🙌 Go, Charlie! Finally! One Dad Point awarded. You can tell Charlie’s as done with the cryptic behavior in Forks as we are. 🍽️ Even if he still left Bella alone when she was sick (still bitter about that one, Charlie, but I digress 😒), at least he’s stepping up now. 👏

And then, when Bella finally confronts Jake? Oh, the drama! Jake finally shows his face after weeks of radio silence, and instead of apologizing like a decent human—err, wolf—he goes full jerk mode. 😡 It’s like Billy’s jerkiness rubbed off on him or something. Bella’s standing there like, “Hello? I thought we were friends, why are you ghosting me?” And Jake? He just brushes her off, giving lame excuses, leaving her standing in the rain (of course). 🌧️ For someone who was all about protecting Bella, Jake sure has a funny way of showing it. 🙄 Bella deserved better from Jake in that moment, but no, he’s too busy sulking about his transformation, which, let’s be real, doesn’t give him a free pass to be a jerk. I get that being part of a wolf pack is stressful, but you don’t treat your best friend like that! 🐺

Speaking of treating Bella poorly, let’s talk about Sam and his pack. How is ordering the wolves to stay quiet about their “big furry secret” supposed to help anything? Like, Bella already knows about the supernatural world! 🧛‍♂️ Vampires, werewolves, what’s next, mermen? At this point, she could write a book on it. What harm could telling her the truth do? It’s not like she’s going to freak out—she literally dated a vampire! 🐺 But nooo, Sam has to go all secretive, making everything ten times more complicated than it needs to be. I’m just saying, if someone sat Bella down and gave her the Werewolves 101 talk, a lot of this drama could be avoided. But drama’s what we’re here for, right? 😂

Oh, and how did Bella not figure out that Jacob was a werewolf during their encounter in the meadow? 🌳 When she looks into the reddish-brown wolf’s eyes, she literally thinks of Jacob, and yet it doesn’t click? Like, how, Bella? You figured out that Edward was a vampire in 3.5 seconds but can’t connect the dots when Jake basically gives you puppy-dog eyes while in wolf form? 🐶 Come on! It’s the most obvious thing ever! Maybe her brain was just tired from all the motorcycle crashes. 🏍️

Now let’s dive into Bella’s double standards. She trusted Edward, a literal vampire who drinks blood, but the second she finds out about the wolves, she’s convinced they’re out hunting people. 🩸 Bella, make it make sense! You’ve got more faith in a guy who could literally drain you dry in seconds than in the wolves who are out here trying to protect you from other vampires. It’s like, “Oh, Edward, you won’t hurt me even though you thirst for my blood,” but the wolves? Immediate suspicion. Bella, girl, be consistent! 🙃

And speaking of sketchy supernatural beings… What even happened with Laurent? 🧛‍♂️ One minute he’s living his best vegetarian vampire life in Alaska, and the next he’s back with Victoria, plotting Bella’s demise. Honestly, dude, Alaska seemed like a sweet gig. But apparently, Laurent couldn’t resist the allure of teaming up with a vampire out for revenge. So now we’re stuck with more drama, just in case Bella wasn’t dealing with enough already. 🙄

So yeah, this whole mess? It’s got me rolling my eyes more than Bella at a Forks High pep rally. Jake’s ghosting, Billy’s lame excuses, and Bella being totally oblivious—there’s just too much drama for one girl to handle. Bella seriously needs a therapist at this point. 🛋️ 🧠