#but no I think he’s deadass
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how many times have you guys watched the matt video of comparing his bb experience to trump getting shot. i think i’m addicted. this is perhaps the most cracked behavior we’ve seen out of a houseguest this season.
#IN WHAT WORLD#part of me is like… is it satire? does he hate trump and wants to minimize it?#but no I think he’s deadass#bb26
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he’s begging kuni to let them eat pancakes for dinner
#i’m sorry to everyone who followed me for skk they haven’t crossed my mind in weeks#it’s just been knkdz and kunikida brainrot 😔#when your brat of a boyfriend asks for a kiss and u tell him no and he hits you w this face#i would slap him tbh#honestly i think it’s a good thing kuni is dead bc he’s finally been released from the eternal punishment of being dazai’s babysitter#i miss them so badly it’s not even funny anymore#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#kunikida doppo#doppo kunikida#kunikidazai#knkdz#kunizai#lotus draws#also i deadass forgot how to shade so ignore how i basically just pillow shaded this entire drawing
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DOGS
IN
SPACE
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 11 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 11 spoilers#gif warning#gifs that will orbit like a gum warning#(i know ortho wasn't in cerberus gear until reentry) (shh)#i did briefly forget they were all supposed to be flying and for a second i thought jack had deadass just JUMPED to space#i'm not fully convinced he didn't#god. i love that jack's dream was literally just#'what if leona was cool'#smash cut to ruggie's#'what if leona and my dad were both cool'#'also what if i could sell ad space in my dreams'#'anyway unrelated but be sure to check out mufasa: the newest entry in the lion king franchise. coming soon to a theater near you!'#you think you're real cute don't you twst#WHELP see you next week for whatever's going on inside leona's brain!#in the meantime i'm going to be obsessed with the immediate mental image i got when sebek and silver were horse-boy'ing it up#sebek astride a majestic magenta pony: we're gonna win the heck out of this dressage competition tempest shadow
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“I want you to stay with me, because you want to. Only if you want to”
also a version with strings:
OG:
Everybody raving about the “I didn’t realize you think sow low of me” while I’m still obsessing abt this
edit: forgot to add the second ver. so adding it in now
#Broooooo I am so sick of people piling on Stolas for being a hypocrite and assuming the worst#and I’m so sick of people blaming Blitzo and failing to realize how insecure he is about being loved#helluva boss blitzo#helluva blitz#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss fanart#helluva boss stolas#stolas goetia#stolitz#full moon helluva boss#full moon episode#I deadass think he handles giving the asmodean crystal really well#this scene made me cry#artists on tumblr#digital art#fanart#art#helluva boss fandom
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When I tell you I RAN to make this one
#I feel like keith would say stuff like that trying to be romantic because he knows lance is a romantic#but he’s also…keith…so it would be more like that#Lance thinks it’s endearing that he’s trying#also#yall will not BELIEVE the harrowing TWELVE minutes it took to find a picture of Lance I could use#google pissed me off so bad I deadass just went back to the pilot episode#vld#voltron#voltron legendary defender#klance#keith vld#lance vld#voltron lance#voltron keith#100 notes#!!#200 notes#!!!!!!#300 notes#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#400 notes#?????!!!!!!!!!#oh wow#you guys really liked this one huh…
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Me and the bad B I pulled by being in a constant state of having a existential crisis since I’ve got here
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🌸Ko-Fi - V-Gen - Etsy🌸
#squinkarts#artists on tumblr#tadc#the amazing digital circus#my art#tadc showtime#showtime#pomni x caine#caine x pomni#cainexpomni#pomnixcaine#if you’re wondering why Caine is taller than Pomni#he’s uhhh floating#but fr I deadass didnt think about heights till I was almost done#you can blame @jellianhearts for putting taller Caine into my brain#tadc pomni#pomni#the amazing digital circus pomni#pomni fanart#tadc fanart#caine tadc#the amazing digital circus caine#caine
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I think it's crazy He tian is canonicaly this intense with his attraction to Mo
And he's always surrounded by people who you know would be happy to hook up with him, but he's never shown any interest in them, so it's not even that he likes to fuck around, it really is just Mo,
He's just super fucking horny towards Mo guan shan and that's it.
#you know he's deadass too#mo thinks he's just saying stuff while Ht's in the corner shaking like a chihuahua trying not to pounce on him#gotta say we need to go crazier in fics Ox is straight up beating us with the obssessed he tian trope#and i know its supposed to be a joke but Ht genuinely saying that he's this intensely attracted to mo is crazy to me#19 days#mo guan shan#he tian#tian shan
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the umbrella academy and everything is the exact same exact number five accidentally jumps forward in time into the backrooms
#no coffee!!!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!! god whatever will he do#picture this an entity comes up to eat him or infect him or whatever tf they do i can’t remember#and he just blinks around#he just confuses every being he comes into contact with until it gives up#i’m such a dumbass LMFAO#deadass thinking about doodling five in the backrooms though#me when my two hyperfixations come together#the backrooms 🤝 five hargreeves / the umbrella academy#anyways this is so stupid but i thought it was funny#do not think too hard about this. i’m just being silly. let me be please#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#five hargreeves#hargreeves siblings#tua s4#number five#tua season 4#tua five#tua edit#tua fandom
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I think crochawk+crocodad are really funny when combined with Mihawk’s canon interest in the strawhats. Imagine your big scary mob boss husband who tried to take over a country tells you he has a horrible secret that could ruin everything and. It’s. Just that he’s your blorbo’s dad
#Mihawk isn’t the stepdad he’s the dad that stepped up😤🤌#I mean deadass I think he’s spent more time taking care of luffy and co. Than any of their real dads#crochawk#wanitaka#sir crocodile#dracule mihawk#one piece#crocodad#also why isn’t their English ship name hawkodile it would be even goofier
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Done (heavy quotation marks) with monster Ody @evergreen292 ;)
tbh I couldn’t for the life of me pick a color palette I liked And Render it so I gave up on color. Enjoy the half assery.
Tbh I’ve just been call it Ithacan Naga, but it’s objectively it’s a mix of snake, owl/bird, and human. So 🤷.
Tbh the wings are supposed to be white/gray-brown, cause owls & Hermes, while his scales are supposed to be an oscillating scale from sea green-blue to purple-tinted gray. Uhm. Evidently that sorta didn’t happen but also did. So.
The purple/grayer scales are gonna be more around with the feathers and wings.
Those fin colors are. Too blue and too bright but I love the colors themselves so they’re staying for now.
Uhm. That’s it for now, ig. I’m sorta on a timer rn and I’m tired so <3
The writing bit with this is still in the works (😭)
#Odysseus#epic the musical#Ithacan naga au#guess that’s what we’re calling it#an Ithacan naga would deadass just be an aquatic naga#I think#the feathers and wings are cause he’s Zeus/Hermes’ kin & Athena blessed#tbh the main reason i wanted to color at all is cause I wanted easier differentiation between… everything. and actually draw the scales.#so snakes have this extra (?) bone that connects their skull & jaw which is what lets them extend it. so. ody gets that here.#resting/casual naga ody is like. 7ish ft? anything intimindation or just rising usually reaches 11-12 ft. his full length js 20 ft#naga eyes don’t have any eyelids. it looks very odd on a human (unsettling)#owl eyes don’t really have visible white scelcra#or however you spell it#nor do snakes#unsettling#maybe I’ll caption this later but hhhhh#he’s sorta supposed to be an olive sea snake and fish owl#but fuck colors rn#uhm cause he’s aquatic I suppose he does have to make up with Poseidon… uhm let’s say after everything Seidon picks up a fuss and Athena#argues back n everything and it causes a reallllly big fuss so Zeus (+ others) eventually work smth out that basically amounts to:#Don’t fuckin bother each other (intentionally)#also endgame for naga ody (he can change back and forth dw) is that he gets used to it. he doesn’t advertise it cause he’s sneaky like that#(and after he gets over the self loathing). uhmmm. yeah. It’s great cause NEREID PEN and SEA NAGA ODY#they can go on sea hunts together!!!!#ody CAN fly yes. same logic that lets Hermes fly with 2 small pairs of wings on his ankles and head.#he folds the wings when swimming and the fins fan out underwater. vice versa. his feathers are waterproof.#you can BARELY see the vauge shape of thighs/legs melting into the serpent part btw.#Ari’s art#my art#I’mma add onto this + actually type this out in a post later or smth
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So did Ben like,,, sleep at all during the entirety of Chaos Theory cause I highly doubt he let anyone else drive his van and I doubt even moreso that he made any stops to take naps.
Ben honey r u okay
#ben pincus#jurassic world chaos theory#camp cretaceous#camp cretaceous chaos theory#jurassic world camp cretaceous#chaos theory spoilers#I was thinking about this while watching like deadass did he get any sleep#if he did i doubt it was much#ntm how long have they even been driving????#its has to have been at least 3 days right#chaos theory s2 better have an episode dedicated to ben taking a nap
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Oh my god. Oh my god WAIT--
HOW TF HAS NO ONE MADE A DO I LOOK LIKE HIM EDIT OF TOJI AND MEGUMI LIKE--
HELLO???
EXCUSE ME????
And yeah the first two are from the same scenes roughly but AHA--
I MEAN CMON DUUUUUDE
EVEN THEY CRAZY SMILE IS THE SAME
Pleaseeee the song is perfect for them
#deadass had this thought while i was trying to read a japanese nanami and megumi fan comic on twitter lmao#my entire brain was like 'no. no wait. nooooo... no WAIT-- NO WAITTTTT--'#and the thing that lead up to that was just me trying to parse out my jjk rewrite and just thinking of scenes where toji was being a dad#...before he died. do you think he got reminded of mamagumi in megumi?#if he had more time and more control over himself. do you think he wouldve told his son that he had his mothers eyes?#do you think he wouldve asked him to smile to see whether or not he'd see his wife again or look into a mirror#do you think that he wouldn't recognize a few of his sons expressions and mannerisms and felt a twist in his heart#because that was wholly his sons expressions and mannerisms and that he wasnt there to see them form#...#it is 12 am in a warehouse— HFKSJFKF#thank you ally beardsly for irrevocably making everyone think im being kidnapped everytime i say what absurd time im still awake at#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#wynn talks#toji fushiguro#megumi fushiguro
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Old-ish doodles of this pretty ass bastard 😼
#cod#cod zombies#edward richtofen#primis richtofen#call of duty#black ops zombies#art#cod bo1#At one point I literally obsessed over this man and literally couldn’t stop thinking about him#to the point where I deadass got upset when he wasn’t on my mind#also I don’t draw him like this anymore I promise I can draw older men
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Honestly one of my favorite stupid reddit takes was that guy who said George should have been more grateful that he got to witness John and Paul's relationship up close for so many years. Girl he almost murdered them and so would I and so would you.
#he was deadass like 'cant believe how ungrateful he was that he got to witness that friendship up close when we'd all kill to do that'#girl youd kill IF you did that#honestly though it was kind of a weird take#I understand people who think he should have been grateful to get to be in the same group as them#i don't agree but i understand#but this felt like such an extreme example of a fan projecting their own parasocial weirdness onto people who actually knew these guys#like you realize john and Paul aren't a theme park right?#the beatles#george harrison#paul mccartney#john lennon#beatles#shitpost#op
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im gonna try to bag phil during TIT meet and greet i dont even care
a girl did once give dan her number at a m&g and was thoroughly convinced he would text her. so you know. always shoot your shot or whatever
#im sure several people have done that actually but anyone remember that one girl on twitter#what a time#she was so deadass about it#people calling it weird and her defending herself in the replies like no we totally clicked i think he's gonna text me#dan and phil u have suffered so much god bless#answered
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can't wait for 1.9 to finally show these two having an ridiculous amount of beef towards each other.
#reverse 1999#ulrich#(i think that's his name?)#enigma#certified storm moments#ulrich just doesn't like the guy. he bitches about him being put in his department to lucy to the point she goes 'dude. stop wasting my tim#and complaining about this dude for exactly two minutes and thirty seconds.' he literally hits him with the dead sister card. he deadass#tells him 'IDGAF about your issues talk to your therapist instead. bitch.'#the beef is MONUMENTAL
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