#but mostly I’m just delirious 😂

[ainulindaelynn]

10 Characters / 10 Fandoms / 10 Tags

Tagged by @brasideios and @aeide (notifications robbed me of this until today )

Always enjoy doing these, so thanks!

I love that it took you so long last time 😂 I’m going to learn from that and try not to agonize over this too much, because that’s definitely my tendency also.

In no particular order:

1) Cole in DAI - Aside from the first game, I’m not big on this series, but COLE. Whoever wrote him just struck these bizarre cords with my ultra-empath side. He has this line about things hardening like a little ball in your chest or softening and fading into the fabric of who you are. Very strange appearance. Not a fan of that. But the writing for him…. very unorthodox and wonderful 🙌

2) Also Shane from SDV - I’ve got a lengthy playlist that I return to regularly. He’s a type I hardcore bond with in real life, which has gotten me in a few messy situations. Big web of feelings on this one. Someday I may write a bit for him. There’s plenty in my head.

3) Keeping with commonality, I’m going to cheat and do a trifecta that I probably couldn’t choose from even if I did have a week - Alexios, Brasidas & Kassandra 😜 Alexios is just … has a more gorgeous human ever existed, real or otherwise? I doubt it. Brasidas I’m completely fascinated by. And Kass is … Kass. Enough said.

4) Garrus Vakarian - I was halfway through the 3rd game (and waaaaay far down a different path) when this one just clocked me out of nowhere. I fucking love Garrus. That ME2 opening…. They did such a good job making you feel alone and adrift. And then when he came back as Archangel and he just TRUSTS you. I could’ve cried. Ride or die. Partners for life. It took me another whole game to realize it was more. Probably my most comical game realization to date. I was dumbstruck. Can’t read Fanfiction for him though. It’s a weird respect thing. And the alien bit. Bit much for me 😂

5) Lee Adama from BSG - It’s me. I’m him, but way less athletic 😂 My dog is named Apollo, partially after his callsign, partially as a shoutout to mythology (more academia in general, really), and an overt play on Apollo Creed, because when you have a boxer… 💛

6) Izogie from Woman King - Setting aside historical accuracy and looking at this purely as fiction, this movie blew me away. And not for the reasons it was advertised for. I’ve NEVER seen such gorgeous platonic intimacy in film. She’s the heart of that, and also the stiff edge that holds the line. You never see both of those things in the same character. She’s everything.

7) Revan from KotOR - the very first blorbo 🥹 I still pine over her all the time. Stone-carved headcanons here. I’ve even considered writing this entire game so my kid can read it one day because it’s such a derelict and it was so central to constructing my little nerd self. Lifer here.

8) Geralt of Rivia - returning to platonic intimacy, the found father/daughter dynamic he has with Ciri is awesome. I also love that his romantic relationships are de-centralized and very imperfect. He walks a hilarious line between sociopath (not at all) and cringe-worthy bleeding heart (seeping out 24/7) and I’ve laughed out loud so many times reading these books. He just seeps emotion, but in the grimmest way possible.

9) Temperance Brennan from Bones - dating myself, but another comfort show. I can’t even describe what I love about her. She’s just flawless 😂 Not sure there’s any fandom left (like half of these), but worth a mention anyway.

10) Fingolfin from The Silmarillion - I read this out loud with roommates years ago and we built god diagrams and studied pronunciations and picked through waaaay too much detail in our apartment late at night. Hands down one of my best memories. He wins this nostalgia, because of the secret city, the drama, his END. Exquisite.

I’ve left out a few key ones and dropped some very random ones in, but that’s what I’ve got for now. I’ve seen a lot of people tagged in this one, so I’m just going to put it out there to anyone interested ☺️

[uchihaharlot]

How does Shisui (or the other Uchiha) cope when he's finally, blissfully rawing you for the first time ever? 😩

Nonny,

This is so sweet 🥹 I was actually cackling because boy do I ever have a dirty mind (and for once Madara is on point and I had a nap).

NSFW; how the Uchiha boys cope with the feeling of your sugar walls for the first time; artificially induced orgasm lol 😈

Madara:

Lol. Well, firstly. He was always raw dogging you and making you full of him. 😂 Contraception was a thing, but like, who the fuck wants to wear a pigs intestine?? Even if its clean, that’s just not something Madara would ever consider. If you ended up pregnant, you were merely upholding your agreement in this marriage. However….that doesn’t mean that the first time he penetrated your slippery moist cunt it wasn’t divine. He actually can be tender, and you wouldn’t jump in a dry ass pool. So, of course, Madara was deliciously teasing you until there was little resistance the first time he had you. Phew. Your inner sanctum sucked and swallowed him whole, deliciously. He stifled his groan but the first signs of pleasure tumbling out her mouth has this man a mess.

Obito:

🥹 I’m sure you’ve all sensed a pattern here for our dear heart, Obito. Such a sweetie pie. So nervous and gets unbearably excited when his s/o asked this one time to just feel his thick cock dredging her precious moist hole. Firmly believe Obito whined like a squealing serpentine belt the whole time she was grinding up and down his girth. If she spoke; he didn’t hear it. Was doing every thing in his power to not be a two pump chump! And it worked, until she got louder, started to swell and then came all over him. Driving Obito even more delirious with pleasure. Would prefer she had at least one more orgasm before he did but that notion is thrown out the window when he’s already coming. Filling her for the first time ever. Fucking it back into her even.

Shisui:

😭😭😭 my bby! Was huffing and sucking in his bottom lip like a Dyson, eyes blissed out and breathing so damn heavy. Rhetorically asked if you were heavens above, his cock was pulsing from your ringed muscles gripping him on first drag in and out!! Head tilted back, gorgeous curls bouncing on impact when he really got into it. Don’t even get me started on when they stick to his forehead and you have to brush them out of the way!! He’s trying so hard to hold on too, for you. Though you’re definitely more than sated, mostly exhausted, “…just one more, baby. Please..’ Shisui desperately needs to feel your warmth before coating you from the inside out. How can you say no to a face like this? You can’t. There is just no way you would break this man’s heart and not choke his cock again, allowing him to swell and pulse within you. Filling you and slipping out to see it drip out. Only for him to gently stuff it back inside with two fingers and plug you up.

Itachi:

I’m positive the first time Itachi did the deed raw it was rather embarrassingly quick! Said something along the lines of, ‘my apologies,’ after finishing. He was so frustrated, but didn’t show it one bit. Wasn’t ready to be swallowed whole by your sopping heat, even worse when he stole a glance and could actually see how slick he felt. (I’ve been putting this off for some time, but this will not do for this man). If you already had one ‘free space’ round, what’s another? Something in the air today would have Itachi lulling your consciousness to bend at his will. You didn’t even see it; but could definitely feel it in the stagnant state of your psyche: Tsukuyomi. It’s a one liner you’re all too familiar with, it reverberates the echo chamber of his playground, a feigned replica of your bedroom. A place you’ve never been for salacious purposes. As a cascade of several contrasting climaxes physically immobilize you, those famous last words seem to pass through you like wave lengths… ‘you’re already under my genjutsu..’ As the curtain to reality slowly drops, altering the landscape in a hue of reds and blacks.

You’re in danger.

[the-lonelybarricade]

I have a prompt if you accept them! Feysand prompt but the love story will be that of LB and mr LB please!

I appreciate you submitting a prompt! This is probably something I wouldn’t write, partly because I’m not comfortable with writing about something that personal and also because it would feel too much like I was trying to insert Rhys into my relationship/have him take the place of Mr. LB and that feels very weird to me. I’m very happy with my existing love story where Mr. LB plays himself 🥰

But if you’re interested in knowing our love story, picture a 19 y/o living on a farm in a dodgy town outside of London. I got free food and accommodation for my manual labour (which was mostly just looking after the animals and was a DREAM JOB). But I’m also lonely and nursing a broken heart so I extend my tinder radius far enough to swipe on guys from London. I go on lots of dates, but there’s one guy I keep trying to meet up with and we keep missing each other.

Then a month later I line up another job in France and right before I leave, me and this guy finally meet up and have an amazing night together. And three days later I show up at a sketchy hostel in France, where I’m supposed to be living in exchange for working as a receptionist. Except the hostel was closed, so me and the hostel owner make a very shady business deal that I can keep living there if I help him with his under the table renovations (which felt illegal, but it’s not like he told me that).

I live there for two months, again having my hot girl summer, but Mr LB is giving me puppy eyes across the channel wanting to know if I’ll come back to England and he offers to buy the tickets for a weekend trip so I cave. I show up and unknowingly bring the FLU, so we spend an extended weekend sick together on the sofa and I must have been delirious because I agreed we could start being exclusive. Which was INSANE because at this time, I had no plans on staying in England long-term. But now I’ve lived here for five years so 😂 thank god for the flu I guess

[dancingisdangerouss]

i'm a big sucker for hate/angry sex. like, imagine being stuck with Al and he manipulates you to the point where, despite hating him enough to wanna dismember him, he's the only one that can make you horny. his smell, his voice, his stare etc are the only things that can Get You GoingTM. and the bastard would know, teasing you about it, calling you a "poor little thing" while you angrily get yourself off on his thigh or smth.

I’m actually not the biggest fan of hate sex, mostly because I don’t think I understand it 😂 I know it’s very popular, but for me, I can’t wrap my mind around fucking someone I’m mad at. When I get legitimately angry at someone, all I can do is cry and become a hot mess of emotions, and the last thing I want is the person I hate or am upset with to touch me. So hate sex is a hard one for me to do.

Buuut I like the concept you’ve given here. I can see an AU version of BA Reader where she mentally still hates him but physically has gotten used to his body to the point where you need his touch, and just—grinding on his thigh while he coos about what a good girl you’re being, while you tell him to shut the hell up.

Riding the life out of him to the point where he can’t think straight or make any teasing remarks, just delirious while you get out your frustration on him. And when you’ve finished just being like “I hate you” and flashing him the bird and storming off.

Sometimes he’s probably too blissed out to even react when you hop off him and peace out, but other times I can see him growling and grabbing you back to him, snarling that he wasn’t finished with you yet.

[purplellamanator]

hello boo! i started watching this reality show about a famous soccer players wife so i re-read your iconic interview mania and can't predict the weather fic. i kind of have a question tho about the latter.

"Kazuha swallowed. She saw the expectant gaze but she wouldn't be able to understand unless he did more than watch her. She felt like he was going to get frustrated again and wanting to avoid that, she said slowly, "Are you feeling better?"

Knowing something else was bothering him, she should've just asked. But she was worried. She didn't know what she did to warrant his bad mood and quite honestly, she was afraid by what his response would be.

It wasn't what he wanted to hear. She saw that when his hand slowly clenched into a fist before even more slowly, releasing. She saw the disappointment clear as day"

what exactly did heiji expect to hear from her. I've been wracking my brain but i couldn't find an answer

Hello 👋 thanks for rereading my fics 💜 I’ll do my best to answer! And sorry for my delay in responding. I wanted to make sure I answered this thoroughly. So I’m gonna be honest- it’s been a long long time since I wrote that. So I’ll do my best but truthfully there are small details that I add that even I forget. So I’m sorry 🙏 I took a look at it again. And again I have to apologize cause I’m gonna run through the whole scene to kind of break it down for myself if that makes sense 😂 so some of this you’ll probably be like ‘well duh, Kay. I noticed that the first time I read it.’

So- He’s already attracted to her obviously from the way he got mad that she was trying to kiss him when she commented about his wet hair outside. And I know it’s cliche but the fact she has no idea who he is and disregards him so easily is appealing to him. But it didn’t hit him that she actually cared about him to an extent until she said she was staying in the living room with him to make sure he’s okay. This girl that he’s been arguing with constantly that he thought truly hated him, was laying on a floor to make sure he slept peacefully and would wake up. The appreciation is somewhat obvious to her when he actually calls her Kazuha. But I tried to make it clear throughout this part here- that even though Heiji is somewhat delirious, he’s being very open about how he feels about her. It’s not love but he recognizes that he likes this girl. Then she wakes up and it’s to him already watching her. So Kazuha of course has no idea for how long but it’s enough for Heiji to have the realization that she stayed with him the whole night. On a floor. He wants an explanation. Again this girl treats him as a disdain to be around. It’s circling back to that realization that clearly this girl doesn’t hate him as much as she says. But when she goes to check him for a fever again, he doesn’t allow her. Cause now that he’s more aware, he’s kind of got his usual defense up. Of what is this girls actual intention. He doesn’t understand. He wants her to tell him bluntly. And then she says she was worried. But that doesn’t sit well with him because why is she worried? She shouldn’t be if he’s as painful to be around as she’s told him. And Kazuha backs down. She gets bashful and doesn’t say what he wants. And he’s frustrated because to him- he’s been very obvious. He’s called her a yeti- yes. But mostly because to him she is so far from that that the description is laughable. He’s called her beautiful. He got angry when she didn’t kiss him. He’s being so obvious and Kazuha is not revealing anything. She won’t even comment on what he said which is that she’s beautiful. Which could mean she’s embarrassed or she really doesn’t care all that much and was just being a good person watching over him. It makes him feel rejected. He feels like he got shut down.

Sorry for the long and drawn out explanation. Again, I had ti break it down for myself as I read it to sort of remember. I hope this helps answer the question rather than give you more! But I’m always open to talking about it 💜 and you know what, whatever way you wanna interpret it is good too. I left it pretty open ended with things like that and the ending too cause I was never sure if I’d be able to come back and add something to it or elaborate. But thanks for the questions is giving the opportunity 😘💜