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timeisacephalopod · 2 years ago

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Every once and awhile I like to burst my mom's bubble on something and right now I'm in the process of bursting her bubble on Dr Phil, Dr oz, and Oprah and thankfully these people documentedly suck so hard it's not actually difficult for me to pull up details I remember that if looked up absolutely can be corroborated.

Anyway it's kind of a fun hobby of mine, mostly because I already burst my own bubble on these people (except Dr oz I never liked that asshole I HATED how much he constantly talked about dieting and weight loss, my LEAST favorite topic even now tbh) and it's taken me like 3 years of hint dropping to get here ok. It's been a long time coming 😂😂😭

#winters ramblings #my mom doesnt think shes stubborn but YEAH she is lmao it takes me AGES to lay out the ground work of a bubble burst #and then when it all gets set up right i knock it over because holy HELL i cant be having people going around thinking dr phil doesnt suck #therapy isnt entertainment!!! what the actual fuck!!!! also i always hated dr oz and oprah was so sad to learn sucked #i mean she seemed like such a nice lady amd i dont even think shes a bad person exactly i just think shes horrendously negligent #about like EVERYTHING to do with the power she holds and how much shes spread misinfo and venorated quacks #although dr oz actually IS a hella good heart surgeon but unless you need heart surgery dont listen to that idiot #mans knows his way around a heart with a scalpel and thats IT and hes VERY good with the scalpel credit where its due #but mans is ALSO a huckster calling green coffee bean extract and raspberry ketones miracle drugs for weight loss #TOTAL fucking hack.

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